That "Stick" Is a "Bo staff" which is quite lethal in the right hands. Some use it as an a balancing tool, others an an extension of their arms. Both quite damaging in the correct circumstances!
The reason ur punches were so powerful sometimes is because u were running in game and simultaneously punching forward so the combined speed of the running and the punch caused an incredible amount of force.
(this video is a REAL rib tickler for me) i swear to god when i first saw this i was laughing over and over again just replaying and sometimes i even wheezed a little (and when i laugh really hard i sound like a donkey) side note: i rarely ever wheeze and the fact at how captain sauces content always seems to humor me and make me laugh at some point or another oh an btw PS: thank captain sauce for all the hilarious content you give out and always make my day!!
I think when he kept flinging people into walls with the steel gauntlets, its because he kept parrying their attacks, giving him a "critical hit" of sorts
"I'm gonna grab hold of your shaft and use you to pound these guys so flat that we can slip them under their mothers front door"
- CaptainSauce 2019
It’s now 2023
@@ieatcatsduh That’s how time works
NO KIDDING
Yep
@@ieatcatsduhyep
8:56 the limp spear fight the moment he looks away a guy lands a combo with his spear
the " POUND THE TITYS, POUND THE TITYS, POUND THE TIITYS ...INTO DUST" got me DEAD ( 7:32 )
Get ready for the Death Pit...
You’ll be seeing all the enemies only having the goliath armor.
New GORN video *MUST WATCH* clicks right away
5:37 Captainsauce: Sir are you okay?
Gladiator: Yep!
Lol
"I love Gorn way too much to stop"
stops less than 5 months later
im sure he would continue playing it but iirc eye issues basically stopped him (also the reason for his long break that recently ended)
‘Why did they allow a bow to a two handed weapon fight?’
Cap you need 2 hands to fire a bow.
Or one hand and one foot
Or 2 feet and 2 hands. Wait what?
19:27 Had to repeat so many times so i could laugh more lol
2:25 - 2:48
I love this entire interaction between him and the hammer 😂😂
Imagine if his wife walks in and sees him waggling his arms around and she just slowly walks slowly backwards out the room
Wife?
That's the thing about playing games with VR headsets. It makes you look like a total doofus. XD
@@luke8126 know he's got a girlfriend by now probably use to it.
That’s what me and my brother did with morgz this crappy yt
K
14:52 I'm surprised he didn't realize that those swords are the ones that stab AND cut
Logan glarglbarg he was constantly cutting
@@masonromero7893 Yeah and that's exactly what this comment is saying.
Captain you make my day
Why wouldn't he
True he is always funny
He makes all of our days
Boooooooooooooøoooooooo
No
You know captain sauce has the weirdest resume of all time
Technically, a bow and arrow is a two-handed weapon. You hold the bow with one hand, and the arrow with the other.
Ya
Yes
Dumb
Know it all
Seems we got a smart ass on our hands
The big stick with the paddle motion reminds me of a combine harvester 😂 just munchin up that candy
"We desire more CARNAGE!!!" Rando: (quietly) "Yeah!"
I wanna see EVERY SINGLE MODE activated
Well of course we wanna see the next episodes and like 30 more after that! 😂 we love gorn!!
You my sir are reading my mind
Lol
True
I always love gorn
When it ends I will be sad
I'm sorry. Hope you feel better.
I think for the "stick" aka the bowstaff, he should of pumped his arms forward and back as if he were punching really fast.
I could literally watch hours of him playing gorn... please upload more lmao
Ashame he quit making them
DO IT PLZ I LOVE THE GORN VIDEOS
I think he said it causes issues like headaches maybe
3:41 a bow *is* a two handed weapon, you need one hand to load an arrow and pull back the string and the other hand to hold the bow
captain: 'you can't use a bow and arrow it's a 2-handed weapon challenge'
the bow and arrow: *needs 2 hands to fire an arrow*
This is one of the first champions where the king sort of compliments you.
Cap "Dude with the Big Daddy helmet" Me "BIOSHOCK REFERENCE
Bioshock is best game
Lol that's where my mind went
It’s a Minecraft reference
@@jessepinkman69420 no it's not, look it up
It's definitely a kick ass reference
Memory of a goldfish, mweep
In slight defense of the golden nipples, the romans did have gold nipple covers on their mummies
You're using the move from that boxing game
aaaaaand that's what she said
yea sorry I forgot the name
16:57 me outside during lockdown
THE SAUCE IS BACK!!! AND HE'S PLAYING MORE GORN!!! YAY!!!🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
He uploaded just yesterday.... He hasn't been gone for that long...
It's not like I didn't already know that, Sass master.
@@HappyH00ves your the one with no conception of time
@@ihavegummyburz2206 You're the one who doesn't know how to spell
@@HappyH00ves literally.. WHERE?
1:18 Game theory veins tingling all over me
Yet it never happened
Oh captain my captain I have nothing to say
I just read that poem and got an f on the ASSIGNMENT LOL😅
Haha..
Is this jason?
Memory of a goldfish, mweep.
*Captainsauce:* * puts in low gore mode for monetization*
*Also captainsauce:* * proceeds to make sex jokes*
dpad peanut gamer lemons
No me hard
He didn't even get any ads
I'm shocked
Yes.
Honestly youtube is drunk
11:05 the dude looks like Lex Luther’s armor
7:46
WE DEMAND MORE CARNAGE!
Crowd person: ᵉᵃᵒʷ
Finally he is using the iron fists!
That "Stick" Is a "Bo staff" which is quite lethal in the right hands. Some use it as an a balancing tool, others an an extension of their arms. Both quite damaging in the correct circumstances!
U are my favorite RUclipsr I have watched almost all of your video and u are the best
i agre
i agre
2:30 the sexual jokes begin XD
YAY! MORE GORN!
More like YAY! MORE GORE!
I’m surprised he made it this far without getting demonetized just wow
16:15 interesting... uh... position...
Sauce: "Can I get a stiffer hammer? Do I need to talk to it dirty?"
Me: *Dying of laughter*
@Katsuki Bakugou Thank you.
Quote of the day:
Never bring a gun to a knife fight because you will always win.
its knife to a gun fight xD
@@lmb_nexus3158 no shit, sherlock
Wow your not a tamato your the hulk
Watch mythbusters episode on that you may be surprised
Wait what ?????
9:09 he forshadowed KSI song, I would love to hear “The Trick of it”
15:25 is the saddest and most sadistic thing I’ve ever seen
Fr
Let me introduce you to the entirety of the U.S.A's history:
16:08 SSB hammer in a nutshell
Cap you're my idol and i hope you become very succsefull keep it up i come to you when I'm sad and watch your videos keep going
Captain not caption
I like that
I mean he can't really get more successful then 1mil
*succ*
Ezz Elhelbawy i fixed it
This intro takes me back and it still makes me laugh to this day, thank you for all of the funny moments captain sauce!!
I LOVE UR VIDS 😋, PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE, im so glad I have headphones, the first thing you do is HISTORICAL 😂
The reason ur punches were so powerful sometimes is because u were running in game and simultaneously punching forward so the combined speed of the running and the punch caused an incredible amount of force.
He said smash after he was talking "dirty" to his hammer
Best. Intro. Ever.
Every time I watch your vids captiansuace and I get a smile on my face 😁
A bow is a 2 handed weapon
Thank you for pointing that out
He said a test of strength, what does strength have to do with a bow?
Drawing a longbow takes upwards of 50 pounds of force
A Tachanka Main well, yeah but the challenge meant that you needed to be strong, as in like overwatch Reinhardt strength, not drawing a bow strength.
Mm-hm (NOW someone believes me).
Who in the world disliked this video I love this series keep up the good work cap I love the videos
Then now dislikes are non-existent
You know it’s an old comment when it’s a complaint about who disliked the video
An angry parent saying this is violent
"other then the fact its a very limp dick weapon" CaptainSauce 2019
lol
Congrats on 1 mil!!
Been here since 628k
Yea me too
Same
I have watched you play gorn so much that i think candy mode is the real mode
16:33 Is that a Game Grumps reference? :D
2:32 the fight start
Love your content
I’m crying and laughing as this man does the turbo Macarena to summon the flail demon, it’s a true Gorn classic
7:23 me when I see someone yellow
I wonder about you. Once you’re free, will you no longer fight? Will you be alone? No, you’ll fight forever. -Nippess today
The stick is used to disarm your enemies. Not literally, of course. You don't take of their arms, you remove their weapons.
Its gorn its not going to let you disarm
@@Officerbagel yeah. That's what the stick does.
@@Iterator_NSH wait what?????
@@Officerbagel yeah- you hit their hands, and they drop their weapons.
@@Iterator_NSH dam thats awesome I need to play it again
4:02 that moment felt like some sort of strange slapstick comedy scene. edit: like. the man just went "naw man lemme do this myself"
The bow IS a two handed weapon it has to have its string pulled by your OTHER hand.
(this video is a REAL rib tickler for me) i swear to god when i first saw this i was laughing over and over again just replaying and sometimes i even wheezed a little (and when i laugh really hard i sound like a donkey) side note: i rarely ever wheeze and the fact at how captain sauces content always seems to humor me and make me laugh at some point or another oh an btw
PS: thank captain sauce for all the hilarious content you give out and always make my day!!
Who's realizing the captain sauce is growing a beard 😂😂
How is that funny
@@leyeetboibeef4211 Forgot the question mark there buddy.
MORE gorn pls i love your gorn series
My stomach hurts from laughing at this video so much lol 😂😆😅
dude the Goliath is the dude with the big hammer and lanches him self at you!
"i need ads so that's why i have candy mode" *never gets ads*
RUclips premium
@@LastCatalyst24 i dont think that existed 1 year ago
@@certifiedfurry it did but it was called youtube red
@@Memeking1179u isnt youtube red still a thing i thought it was that youtuber tv show stuff
@@mansanime6180 well yes but actually no
I think when he kept flinging people into walls with the steel gauntlets, its because he kept parrying their attacks, giving him a "critical hit" of sorts
0:01 someone should make this a song
Captainsauce: See?
Also Captainsauce: Sometimes it doesn't, sometimes it doesn't.
?
Fluppigus
First few seconds made me laugh already
What’s up captain sauce best youtuber
quit kissing his ass
This is the RUclips equivalent of Deadpool.
Entertaining, badass, breaks the 4th wall, and with a lot of dirty jokes
Hi I first came to things channel when you started you sims series when you were at 200k now you are at 1 million congratulations!!
it's a celebration
party all day and i know you've been waiting
DAS TO HEARTWARMING FOR A CHANNEL LIKE CAP'N
2 million now
7:45 "we demand more carnage"
(Dude in back ground)
y-yeah
lol
mooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
7:07 "Sometimes it doesn't, sometimes it doesn't" One of those has to be "does it"... I just can't tell where...
3:48 was a really good opening for "BOWgus" instead of just "bogus".
Hello fellow S
Hello to you as well fellow S.
@@TheRealLampsire we are the We organisation (S)
Back and notifications allow me to see this Episode.
Stormo Vone why
May the sauce be with you!
6:57 that's a falcon punch
I can't wait for the next goon level
YAY 1MILLION
Been around since 200,000 subs
Congrats on 1 million!
Nice flanal.....can you please play Factory town or Kingdoms and Castles?
" pound the tites pound the tites pound the tites"
CaptainSauce 2019
4:02 *out of the way!!*
"I need ads" -proceeds to say something that would for sure make a specific yellow cash symbol appear-
Who watching 5 years later
Captain Sauce the pinwheel of death
Still no ads
Holy shot you are lime deadpool! Whoever said that is a genius
So you’re a genius.