Kyle Justin - Angry Video Game Nerd Theme (Lyrics)
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- Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024
- Written, composed and performed by Kyle Justin.
[Lyrics]
He's gonna take you back to the past
to play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
When you turn on your TV,
make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch,
although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth,
armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he could spit,
or say Cowabunga, cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit
They rip you off and don't care one bit,
but this nerd he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shit-load of fuck
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Angry
Atari, Amiga, CDI, Colecovision, Intellivision,
Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafix 16, Odyssey,
3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
Enough time has passed that this song is now Classic Rock.
That's because it's supposedly a parody of Nirvana or something
Ikr
Ah yes - The Rolling Rocks.
Metallica Fan Est 2005 is it?
E
“He’s the upset electronic amusement connoisseur.”
This comment doesn't get enough love 😂
He is the enraged recreational software exprert.
He's the inflamed programmed contentment professional
Wiiley Shaw That's AVGN nowadays for ya
He’s the irritated electronic interactive content know-it-all
_"Ass!!!"_
--Angry Video Game Nerd
"In the name of Fuck!"
-Angry Video Game Nerd.
“Shitload of fuck!”
-angry video game nerd
"What were they thinking?!"
(C) Nerd
Cuz I like ya a lot
- Nerd
Fuck! - avgn
this is probably the best song an internet show has ever come up with
It definitely is
Game Dude gives it a run for its money
@@cooppp I've been on an old youtube reviewer binge and after the the game dude song I had relisten to this classic
"Probably"?
Mr Big guy is the best, although the melody isn't new
this is now retro
Sadly, you're right
@@olzhas1one755 sadly?
@@olzhas1one755 sadly?
olzhas1one sadly?
@@olzhas1one755 sadly?
“Make sure your tv is tuned to channel 3”
god that takes me back
Me too
For me it was usually input 2 or 3
I still have my NES
Same....👍
takes you back to the past?
I used to have a friend who looked like the Angry Video Game Nerd and he’d go on extensive rants sometimes, and I’d sing this song everytime he’d walk into a room lol
Did he at least know who the angry video game nerd was
@@Matthew27567 yeah 😂 he’d get super annoyed
@@StormX6 lol
You should took a photo of him whenever he goes into RANT MODE and use that pic as your avatar thumbnail.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?
Robert Wild James Rolfe 2006
Robert Wild Up is jump, and select for the grappling hook?????
About?
Clearly they weren't.
What a shit load of fuck
This is official
This song is now a certified hood classic
He's the Angry....
Atari, Amiga, CDI, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafix 16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd. *starts to breath heavily* ...Oh jeez! Hold on a minute... *continues to breath heavily*
Oh. My. God! That is *So* True!
And ps4
@Sour Cloudy You do know Avgn only plays the classic games, and not modern, right?
@@instamemegram9750 You clearly haven't seen his AVGN episode of "Life of Black Tiger", a PS4 game. It features Gilbert Gotfried. Check it out, it's very funny.
@@SamroGameplayChannel I will watch it later, however, that doesn’t mean they’re also playing modern games on modern consoles now. That was probably the only episode where he played it on PlayStation, I’m not trying to argue when I say any of this, but it’s only one episode, one episode doesn’t mean they’re the modern Nintendo nerd now.
top 10 most recognizable anime ops
Yes
This song always makes me smile
It makes me somehow sad.
@VongolaThunderRing oh wow! I can't belive it! James is AGING!
it makes everyone smile until you hear it one more time in the last episode.........
Me too, friend!
@@cuentaabandonada9849: What episode??
Twenty years from now, kids will find this and say, “I was born in the wrong generation”
Generation is based on family position, not age.
@@MrParkerman6 What a fuckin nerd.
@@lucasoreidopunho3556
It’s just a joke, bro.
@@jadthemagnificent Oh sorry, my bad
@@jadthemagnificent By the way, nice profile pic.
I didn't know that the full song was so long.
It's pretty badass 😎
thats why its never used, it takes up too much time in the beginning
lahmonzalovania what about Episode 13?
the one they use is long too
Actually there's MANY renditions featured on James channel. Including other musical styles, like metal, techno, rap, you name it there's a nerd song
He's gonna take you back to the past...
***** he'd rather hace a buffalo take a diarrhea dump un his ear
***** hes the angriest gamer you've ever heard
john kalkbrenner he's the angry Nintendo nerd
Angel Grijalva he's the angry atari sega nerd
***** when you turn on your TV
James went from obscure to legend within a span of 15 years who would have thought
I think James should have more episodes with the full theme song, instead of just two
The full song is 2 minutes and 56 seconds long, which would mean very long intros for AVGN episodes.
@@ZeldaACFan17 so basically it would be an avgn anime
@@lolforlife2487 I would totally binge that.
I mean, the action in his episodes is so close to being an anime anyways.
WE NEED AN AVGN ANIME!
Maybe the song could play in the credits.
Hey Green my best friend
I can't help but sing along when I hear this awesome song
SpardisJX I wouldn’t do it, because the song has swear words in it.
Check out the parodies #SPUTNIK made! They're fun to sing to thd melody of this song!
The fact this song exists is awesome. Sad AVGN doesent use it anymore.
He doesn’t ?
Every thing is censored now a days. He would probably get canceled for using this song cause the rotten asshole part, people are so soft in this day an age
@@MackABD they cant be THAT soft
@@MackABD Cap. He can't use it or he'll get demonetized, stop whining that people are "too soft" when that has nothing to do with it.
@@marshenwhale everyone is soft now a days if I said what I really wanna say youtube will even cancel my comment before someone can report it
".....of a road killed skunk and down it with beer...." I came here only to figure out this part....
Lol me too
Same
Me too...
Hahah, shit #metoo
At first I thought he said rodeo skunk
"He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play the awesome games that kick ass!
To play these games, he'd do it all
He'd sacrifice all his prized possessions!
They're the best games...He's ever played
He'd scale mountains for more playing sessions!
He's the proudest gamer you've ever heard!
He's the joyful Nintendo nerd!
He's the excited Atari SEGA nerd!
He's the Happy Video Game Nerd!"
"He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play the games that depress your ass!
They make him bawl, they make him wail
These emotional games bring out all his tears!
They make him cry...And without fail
He's sure they'll make you feel the same way for years!
He's the gloomiest gamer you've ever heard!
He's the morose Nintendo nerd!
He's the melancholy Atari SEGA nerd!
He's the Sad Video Game Nerd!"
"He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play the games that frighten your ass!
They're horrifying...enough to make
Him piss himself in fear every time he can!
He's no pussy...But still, these games
Terrify him enough to make him shit pants!
He's the most afraid gamer you've ever heard!
He's the creeped-out Nintendo nerd!
He's the freaked-out Atari SEGA nerd!
He's the Scared Video Game Nerd!"
"He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play games grosser than your own ass!
They're even more...revolting than
A pile of vomit inside of a trash can!
They'll turn your stomach...even more than
The filthiest sewers in all of the land!
He's the most sickened gamer you've ever heard!
The nauseated Nintendo nerd!
The repulsed Atari SEGA nerd!
He's the Disgusted Video Game Nerd!"
"He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play games that are kind of half-assed
They're not too good, they're not too bad
They occupy a strange grey-ish middle ground
He doesn't like, nor does he hate
Any of these boring games that he's found
He's the most chill gamer you've ever heard!
He's the mellow Nintendo nerd!
He's the relaxed Atari SEGA nerd!
He's the Calm Video Game Nerd!"
*clap* *clap* *clap* that.....was a boneified masterpiece dude.
Grossly underrated comment
Like a "meanwhile in an alternate reality..." type thing
SPUTNIK. The rapper eminem was afraid to diss
@@slapstickcomedy2.061: I actually sang the melody aloud as I read all of these! Genius! I mean, Genius the likes of which would make Einstein proud. 😄
@@StrongArmElijah: Why *Do* the *Best* people & things in life get the *Worst* recognition!?!
2009: HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
2019: HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PRESENT
2029: HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE FUTURE
AVGN bouta become doc brown
Atari, Amiga, CDI, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafix 16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd.
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd...
fean he’s the angry Atari amiga Cdi colecovjsion intellivison sega now geo turbo grafix 16 odyssey 3dk commodore Nintendo Microsoft Sony Ubisoft activision electronic arts square enix bungie capcom valve namco Bethesda Konami blizzard entertainment nerd
Yea probably gotta add about 20 more names now...
Hell Yeah
Old days ....
I was about 4 years old and my dad showed me avgn. Now I'm 19 and suddenly remembered avgn still was a thing so I have a lot to catch up on.
Thank you James. You were one thee first RUclipsrs I discovered. I was 12. Thanks for the entertainment. You entertained myself and a lot of my friends too.
This theme helped me remember to set the TV to channel 3 when I first started setting up retro consoles and couldn’t figure out why there was no picture. Thank you for your guidance Nerd
I memorized this song back in 2009. Man, what a time to be alive.
When someone says that gaming was "better" back in the day, show them Angry Video Game Nerd.
This man started the entire gaming culture in RUclips.
This song takes me back! I'm 29 now and first heard this when I was like 17, 18 years old. Good times in my life then!
True story : when I was watched this like everyday and one day I was sleepwalking and I sang the song when I was sleeping
I dont buy it for a second, screwball!
@@julianafite5610 I believe it, I used to sing the theme song for "Letters From Felix" in my sleep. I remember nothing about that show, but I must've liked it a whole lot as a kid.
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 one time my roommates told me i had a 5 minute conversation with myself in my sleep about cowboys
you're full of s h I t...but cool deep fake...NOT
This song is so comforting.
Most RUclipsrs just have a random remix song as their intro, or none at all. I like The Angry Video Game Nerd, because they actually put some thought into their song, and made it sound good and funny at the same time
Classic, classic song. Unforgettable lyrics.
I sung this to my mom and she really liked it.
Kissu Desu they got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
cringe
@Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning Offical learn to spell official right first
Oh shit I just did that too... didn’t like the cursing tho 😂😂
@@Benethen_ official
I was occasioned this morning by the acronym "AGN" to think of this show and then started humming the theme song and damned if hasn't always been a sad, sweet little melody. Change the lyrics and it feels like it could be played during a yearbook slideshow at a high school graduation just before Green Day's "Good Riddance." I've always liked it a lot for that. Not only is it just a pleasant tune but that nostalgic, old-times-were-good-times feeling is really appropriate for the theme of the show.
Also it's crazy to think how this song is now older than a some the games he talked about were when that episode came out.
"They rip you off and don't care one bit"
...
"They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck"
^Just as poignant for the game industry nowadays.
I though JC3 was god bad.
I would have added Rocksteady one month ago, not anymore.
No, I'm not talking about Knight. I'm talking about Underworld and VR. The way they milked up the franchise. They should do superman game already.
His series also reminds us that it's not a "nowadays" thing only
JC3 was cool but optimized so poorly...
I've been watching for 16 years and still going. Been a fan since 2008!
He's the angriest gamer you ever heard...
(so true)
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game neeeeeeeeeeeerrd
when you turn on your tv
GamerBoy XD make sure it’s tuned to channel 3!
he's got a nerdy shirt
Of the many years I've watched AVGN, this is the first time I've listened to the full song..
Brings back great memories. When life was simple 💔
The fact I haven’t seen this show since I was like 16 but remember the song bar for bar.
words cant describe how much i love this. this is gonna be considered classical music one day, i know it
10 years later, still one of the best channels I found on RUclips
I remember discovering youtube for the first time back in 2009 when I was only 4. My 6 year old uncle at the time would surf the internet and I would just watch whatever he put on. Ended up coming across AGVN, Nigahiga, and Ninja turtle spoofs. What a time 🤣
Came here after the Folding Ideas video from Dan. Just reminiscing about my high school & college days binge watching AVGN! Also I thought this song was based on Nirvana inspiration but it sounds more like R.E.M after the 20th listen 😄
WOW! This is 9 years ago!!!! It seems so much longer. Time flies!!!! I still love this song so much. My youngest son loved you from the start Angry Videogame nerd!!! It’s nostalgic for my son and myself!!! We have watched your videos for YEARS. This is a part of HISTORY RUclips THAT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!! I have fond memories watching your videos and it brings me joy looking back at when it all started!!! It’s a time in my and my son’s life we look back and remember everything that was going on in RUclips with you a part of our lives. Then and MOST CERTAINLY NOW!! We will continue to enjoy your videos as long as we can. THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU DO!!! 😊❤️🕹🎮
Face it Pewdiepie, Markiplier, Toby Games and more you totally got the idea from the nerd. The FIRST video game celebrity! The original angry gamer! THE DOMINATION OF THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!(MUHHAHAHA)
AVGN: Reviews only bad games, with over-the-top reactions.
Pewds, Mark, Toby, etc: *play* games and don't actually review them.
Yeah, they *totally* copied him, suuure...
Well think about it. Without the Nerd, gaming on the internet would not exist. I would not say "Copied him" but it was inspiration obviously!
Mikero Actually, I'm pretty sure there were already gaming videos before AVGN. He's just one of the most famous reviewers of bad, old-school games.
Mikero RULE THE NERDS
Mikero the angry video game nerd deserves more subs than pewdieasshole, markibastard, and toby fucker >:D
"Why Dont The Weapons Do Anything?"
Only true gamers will Relate xD
Jeshua24 Well you can kill the bees
Jeshua24 Us Mega Man fans feel that too
sans undertale gaming
I can relate
Gamers be like
old but gold
Listening in 2023. Just found out about AVGN recently. I now wanna watch his movie.
Holds up sign: "Your music saved me!"
Man this theme song takes me back to the screwattack era of AVGN from 2007-2013 I really miss those days I hope screenwave f**k off one day and have mike (I know he left cinemassacre but he can still come back someday) write the episodes again and the quality of the episodes will skyrocket back to the way it was.
My favorite anime opening
my nephews found this and i had to admit to them i been into the nerd and his theme and all the videos for years ... years.. it blew their minds
The use of the word "abominations" makes this song a masterpiece.
"why cant a turtle swim?!" always cracks me up
God, It's been 10 years since the first time I watched James' work... I learned English from watching his videos and I dream to come one day in NA to meet him at a convention... And this song gives me shivers all the time
What language did you originally speak? I've anyways wanted to learn Spanish in that way
@@GavinusMaximusMaster I spoke french and italian, since they were the languages my parents spoke
@@micro581 How did you learn english from it? Did you look up words you didn't know? I'd love to know so I could apply this to other languages myself.
@@GavinusMaximusMaster Sorry, my comment was incomplete. Basically, there were some subbed versions of AVGN episodes on screw attack, in spanish and french. With the little english I knew from tv programs, I was able, with the help of subtitles tonlearn vocabulary that way.
beautiful music
worth listening
You should I put this on vinyl. This should’ve hit the charts
So much nostalgic from this awesome gamer.
Angry Video Game Nerd 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
thank you james you taught my little french ass english. if it wasnt for you i wouldnt say fuck nearly as much.
Lmao man I used to watch the old videos when I was a kid. Like 10-11. This is my first time ever hearing the full version of the theme song until now. I’m 29. 😂 what a full circle moment
He's the Angry Atari, Amiga, CDI, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafix 16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo, Activision, E.A, Ubisoft, Bethesda, I.D Software, Valve, Xbox, Playstation, 2K, Capcom, Telltale, THQ, High Moon Studios, Epic Games, Ganemill Entertainment, Treyarch, Sledgehammer, Infinity Ward, Obsidian, Machinegames, DICE, Bungie, 343, Bandai Namco, Arkane, Rockstar, Rocksteady, LJN... Nerd.
The intro:
catchy nostalgic song
The video:
Screaming, destroying, tortures himself by playing the shitty games
Kyle justin has a great singing voice i wish james would bring him and his song back his episodes are my favorites ikari warriors, spiderman and battle toads
He my first favourite RUclipsr but he only have 3 million subscribers absolutely bullshit this man deserve 10 million sub
As someone who’s been watching the nerd since 10 years old, i can say he’s definitely taught me a lot about retro games as before I watched his videos, I didn’t even know what an NES was, but now I can name every Nintendo console off the top of my head.
i somehow memorized this song after listening to it just once, except for the last part when he lists all of those game systems
I'm sooo fkn glad i found this channel...been watching non stop for the past weeks...love the guy...it's so true these programers back then and these companies truly were monster i too grew up with the NES and SNES and i played em all and back then NO FKN INTERNET to guide you through or anything...GOOD LUCK!
THanks nerd keep it up brother! 🤟❤
Ah man this brings back my childhood
I discover avgn when I was
10 yrs old first time I watch is Big Rigs Review.
I watched him while I was 5 the frist video was bugs bunny birthday blowout
This song never gets old cause it good and sweet so i always listen to this
I love this song. thank you a lot
When James Rolfe passes away, this should be played at his funeral.
Maybe on my funeral too but only after hours of like awesome Death Metal have played
Mate he’s only in his late 30s
@@tardistime6857 Yeah, still got another couple of decades, like... 5,6 or 7
I really felt it when Kyle sang "he'd rather have, a Buffalo, take a diarrhea dump in his ear"
this is a certified hood classic.
Makes me happy.
I think the Angry Video Game Nerd show is better than the Nostalgia Critic.
I know, i know, they are friends, and they have clashed before, in my opinion it was a close call, but AVGN is better beacuse of the creativity that he puts in his insults.
Infrared Toa Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! FUCK! FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!
That was mi favorite part of a avgn video
Buffalo diarrhea dump
@@Venus_Plaza I read that in his voice lmao
Nostalgia Critic got bad, The Nerd got more tame
@@bentramer682 I still love NC. But that's just me.
First came the Angry Nintendo Nerd. Then ProtonJon. Psychedelic Eyeball. Raocow. Chuggaaconroy. JonTron. And they all paved the way for every single gaming RUclipsr you see today.
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I love how it's a slow grudge song instead of the fast rock or techno you'd expect
The theme song is such a banger!!!!!!
Man , can you belive how long the nerd has been around ? I was still in high school when I starded watching
"Starded"?
One of the most iconic RUclipsrs.
“They rip you off and don’t care one bit, but this nerd, he doesn’t forget it....” thanks for being apart of my childhood
Fuck I remember sleeping on my grandma’s couch at 9 yrs old and binging avgn, 2008 was fun
It makes me sad watching the new videos without hearing this it will never get old lol
I miss this...
It’s still around
One day this will be in a jukebox in some smoky diner in any town USA and I will strike up a Marlboro "yes they can still smoke in my dream" and prop up and drop a quarter in and everything in the place will stop and I will then become an immortal badass explaining the story behind the one song nobody knew or ever played on the jukebox of the future.
'and down it with beer' that line makes this whole song
RUclips history here. Like ancient texts on a cave wall.
He’s the angry Nintendo nerd 🎵
I did not know there was an extended version o-o
And I’m not disappointed this is beautiful-
Esse cara fez história
Here we are in 2023 still loving this song because of the end 2:24 edit: for me the end is the best reply what ur fav part is
I almost cried from nostalgia
I wish things could return to him being how he was back then but he has a kid now. It doesn't matter as long as hes happy this is a childhood memory song for sure 🙃
"Hes probably listening to heavy metal or hard rock" me: