Speedrunning Your Dumbest Zelda Challenges & Categories
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
- I Tried Speedrunning RUclips's ""Best"" Ideas for Tears of The Kingdom.
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0:00 - Intro
0:08 - Divorce%
2:18 - Sponsor
3:48 - RedditMod%
4:57 - Veggie%
6:18 - Addison%
7:28 - Resturant%
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You’re so cute Linkus
I got one for you if you are still doing them the Master Yiga% you have to get the full yiga outfit and eat 100 mighty bananas and Complete all yiga quests.
Please tell twitch chat to stop staring at us and telling us to join it’s kinda scary
En grej du kan göra är att klara totk med bara kastade grejer
Family Reunion%: After completing Mattison's Independence, go to Gerudo Town and use a flying machine to bring Mattison back to Tarrey Town.
Is that achievable? I figured it’d be too far
@@finchhawthorne1302 I've seen it done before, actually.
breath of the wild %
1. get the nostalgic fabric and put it on paraglider
2. get well worn hairband
3. get hylian trousers
4. get tunic of memories
5. get master sword
So good
6. ride sidon uwu
@@hughmungus7015💀
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Mate that's not a divorce, Sidon became a Widower 😂
Same thing
Breaking up with somebody is the same thing as them dying?
@@MarkSchmidtTheRecoverySystemas long as there is a heart break in progress it’s a divorce
That’s Homewrecker% fr
Its an assisted divorce
I'm not 100% sure y'all know what a divorce is.
Divorce Italian Style
It’s how it’s done in nature, the alpha takes over the mate of the weakling.
murder, divorce, same difference
@@Chirrieas long as there a relation ship that is ended it counts
They’re gamers; don’t expect them to know anything about relationships 😂
Grandpa%: Bring a Korok with a backpack into the Lost Woods and place him next to the Deku Tree
This one is way funnier to me than it should be
I like this idea a lot
Is that even possible? I thought Koroks despawned in the depths.
@@thevioletbee5879 its definitely possible, but I don’t want to spoil how you’d do it. But yes, koroks do despawn if you try taking them through the depths.
@@thevioletbee5879 Oh man, I completely forgot you had to enter that way
It’s actually hilarious that he went to Riverside Stable, because (at least in BotW) there's a running joke from several of the NPCs complaining about how there were no women there. One of them even reacts to Link in the Gerudo outfit before realizing, one of the only NPCs outside the desert to do so.
Damn, dude has no taste if he realized and *stopped* flirting.
@@thediethrower1803he maybe doesn't want to be a creep? But why interact in the first place
@@thediethrower1803 even Reggie thought link was hot. Link _is_ hot
@@mattymerr701I mean, even from just an analysis of who he is... after all, who else would be able to slaughter hundreds of bokoblins (in lore)? None living.
i think that's the wetland stable, not the riverside stable (at least in botw)
Ganondorf's never looked so tame! That restaurant% was just epic!
NeverMeetYourHeroes% - Use a flying machine to bring Hudson to Addison, and then make Hudson drop the sign
im assuming he hasn't done this one yet?
The Anti Reddit Mod one would hvae been cool without ascend too, having to find and build a flying machine to make it out of the depths
That would make it harder but redditors love to post them flying out of the depths
There's also the Recall Launch glitch where you fuse a plank to a spear, throw the spear which makes it spin around its axis, freeze it in place, then attach a wing to it to throw you upwards a chasm in seconds
Or ride out on a dragon
You can climb out of the depths by hand, if you're really committed and properly prepared.
scooby doo%: find any yiga imposter and uncover their real identity
Do you also have to trap them? Fred loves his traps
Chat had me chuckling at “ganon ramsey”
HappyFamily%: You have to build your dreamhouse near Tarrey Town and have a nice Painting of you, Zelda (The Yiga Imposter Zelda), your Horse and a Korok.
The Moment you have the Painting in your House the Run is finished.
aw, the korok will make such a good meal!
Poor Ganon. He only wanted to start a restaurant… truly one of the best character arc in the series.
I can imagine that Ganondorf and Link could actually be friends if he wasn't... Ya know, a reincarnation of an ancient being who wants to destroy the world.
I kinda feel like that's what Wind Waker was about.
Demise hadn't even been invented yet by Wind Waker though
@@baxterbruce9827 What?? Demise was created in the beginning of the Zelda timeline
@@TsarBomba69420 I mean Skyward Sword, the game Demise was introduced as a concept, wouldn't be released for years after Wind Waker was
@@baxterbruce9827 ye
"The Menace Unleashed, Demon Chef Ganondorf"
**Gordon Ramsay in a Link outfit walks in**
Ganon: “So, you finally made it- what the hell are you wearing.”
Ganon Ramsay
WOAH WOAH WOAH, Ganon’s serving undercooked meat? I knew he was evil but not THAT evil.
It's steak tartare.
@@blarg2429so you’re telling me you wouldn’t be disgusted if you asked for a medium rare quality steak and that mfer walked out the kitchen and dropped a cold raw steak on your plate?
@@Syntex366 I'm only telling you that it's not undercooked if it's not expected to be cooked in the first place. It's about context. I'd be mad at the scenario you describe the same way I'd be mad at having a medium-rare turn out overcooked.
Ok I have an idea the “so retro%” try to get the hero set with also the hero’s sword as fast as possible so link can be so retro.
uses emuiibo and edizonSE 😊
Wrong Hole%: Collect the statue's 4 eyes on the Great Plateau from the "A Call From the Depths" side quest and drop them into Death Mountain.
The statue never specified which chasm the eyes need to be dropped into!
Yahah-yeet%: Yeet a Korok off the starting Island. The run ends when the Korok respawns.
yiga soup%: dress up as a yiga and bring a korok up to the giant boiling pot in forge island and make soup with a korok and as many bananas as you can ( I think its 21 or 24 before they despawn)
edit: gotta have the whole yiga set not just the mask
The funny thing about restaurant% is that in Majora’s mask ganondorf was gonna be just a simple npc
(I believe he was a fisherman but I forgot)
Landscaping%: Build a Zonai lawnmower and unleash it on Flowerblight Ganon
Where The Sun Don't Shine%: Plant a brightbloom flower between the cheeks of every statue in the depths.
One of the best ideas here
Blackout drunk percent you need to get to the bar in gerudo with enough rupees to fill your whole inventory with noble pursuits (60 I think) then have link drink them all
That is alcohol poisoning
@@patpat4937Well, it's just a more "permanent" form of blackout drunk.
Idk, that joke sounded better in my head.
Barrel%: At every stable there is a wooden barrel you can stand in time ends when you stand in every barrel.
Sad that there is no cooking pot in Ganon's restaurant.
Demon Grocer Ganon
Restaurant % is a testament to how creative humanity can truly be
Ultraveggie%: take 21 backpack koroks and glue them together
Spicy Ultraveggie%: take 21 backpack koroks, glue them together, and explode them in a fireworks show. Maybe in Tarrey Town.
Anti-gamer% touch every grass type/color while not touching any other surfaces meaning only touch grass
Can you go on dynamic stuff like zonai things or wood planks?
ok
No, its only grass as a true gamer would despise. Thanks for the question though!@@npc_variant_gstfs
Ultimate Offender% Enter every single town in the game, and hit at least one person in there. You must also get one of each race, so gerudo, hylian, Zora, rito, and goron.
korok and Sheikah too lol
@@erincook5639 weren't shekiahs hylians too?
@@DrMonke-ud2ms yeah but you gotta have an excuse to hit cado the chicken guy
Link Cosplay%: Collect all the armor pieces of Link's previous adventures (The Time, Twilight, Awakening, Sky, Hero & Wind sets) and take a picture while wearing them.
Restaurant% absolutely killed me XD
Lowest %: Beat the game by going to every dungeon and getting the master sword, but by going to the least amount of map locations as possible and get the lowest % on your map after beating the game
so the opposite of wolf links Minimalist 100%
@@totallyadifferentperson yeah pretty much
Divorce% would’ve been better if u went and completed the water temple and got to the bit where it looks like Sidon is proposing to link😂😂
What part is that???
I already beat the water temple but forgot most of it
@@Froggycolouring when he gives you his vow, very proposal coded
@@skeletizedLol I swear these fujoshis... Nintendo themselves snuffed out the ship and yet they are holding on to their headcanons and "coded behaviour"
@@emperortgp2424 i'm a man and i think the joke is funny lol, he's a fish
@emperortgp2424 Not everyone that ships Link and Sidon is a Fujoshi, much less a woman.
Not only that, but Sidon, Yona, and Link all have two hands. Just cause they ship/talk about Link and Sidon doesn't mean they completely disregard Yona. Poly relationships are a thing. I've seen people ship all three together.
TLDR; shut up and let people have fun.
please consider Icarus % where you go to the highest altitude sky island in the game, launch yourself off it on a glider, wait for it to despawn, and fall to your death
You must dive the entire way down. No glide suit or fairies
Personally I want some speedrun categories where you have to get constructs to fuse random items and attack you with them. Like butter smack percent or omelet percent
Howtobasic%
Gamble%: get one (or more) of each type of Zonai device using the dispensers.
Gatcha%
So play genshin impact?
6:06 I like how he KNOWS that he failed so he just looks away and up lol
What else can you do if they won’t collide with each other?
Bad boyfriend %:go to Zelda (dragon form) and hit her eye.
Seal% Fuse a seal plushy to a weapon
Divorce%? Wow poor Yona don't deserve this hate.
Well, think about this: Breath of the Wild was out for six years, and much of the fanbase really seeped into Sidon as the #1 husband in the game. Think of it like being given a puppy by your friend, and then one day, they just take them back and never let you pet them again.
Sorry I can't compare a fish husband to a puppy, not only is that kind of dumb of a comparison. I'm more happy for Sidon that he's married, like a true friend I'd be ecstatic to be the best man at his wedding.@@1ndiebird
@@1ndiebird but the puppy was never given to you. You just stared at it from across the glass and obsessed over it, then when someone else came in and bought it y’all got mad.
One could argue that the Koroks don't deserve it either, but that doesn't stop us from relishing in their suffering.
The koroks deserve it for the shitty prize they give anyone, especially Hetsu. Golden pieces of korok poop is well worth our annoyance. We were just given the tools in the sequel to give justice.@@Emberilliance
How about doing a max horse%? The goal of the run is to find a horse as early as possible, and then fully upgrade the horse to all five stars
get gf %
1. complete the Gerudo desert dungeon
2. return the bottled letter to Calyban in the shelter
3. eat one meal she cooked
Link standing there judgingly with his arms on his sides staring at Addison as he disappoints his role model and begs for forgiveness is just perfect.
Depression%: do the dragon tears questline so link looks sad, then do the tarrey town questline and die in your house
I always figured "Eventide" is pronounced like "even tide," not "event ide."
How about the "Burn Hudson%" where you set one of those Hudson boards in tarry town on fire as fast as possible.
Anyone else wondering what would happen if you attack Ganondorf while in his restaurant?
He will get very angry and mess up your order
@@Froggycolouring no! He threw my pumpkin smoothie! 😫
@@Froggycolouringbro wouldn’t just spit in your fries he’d jump the counter and spit in your face
"Moldoga" got me laughing wayyy to hard.
Froggy %. Get full Froggy Armor (Level 2 or max maybe?), then crouch and jump on a lilypad.
6:05 what exactly is the definition of "eat" for this category lol cause the molduga definitely did not eat his veggie
Doordash%:
- Find malanya
- Use malanya bed
- make whatever meal they ask for in the dream
- Deliver the food to Malanya
Couture% Get the frostbite shirt & cece’s hat
👀% for miner’s top, speedrun ends when you equip it with no other armor
Aztec%: Build a House out of any Material, Build a Bed Inside of It, Stick 2 Koroks onto the Bed, Carry the House onto Eldin Volcano, and then Drop the House Into the Volcano. Time ends once you take a Picture of Link Posing on top of the Volcano right after you've dropped It inside
how about True Reverse Reddit Mod%, where it's the same as RRM%, but you can't ascend
reddit mods can't ascend anyways
Meme speed run percent
Pooping percent
Find 10 luminous stone, go to the Don dons, feed it 10 stones and wait for it to poop gems
All that hard work means you earned Sidon.
Gather as many Koroks as you can in one location.
Frog%
Get three of each frog available in the game in your inventory
I wonder why Nintendo decided to make the collision in BotW and TotK double-sided? The only thing it does is it requires you to do is clip twice, not hard, just more inconvenient! (It's not like most people know how to execute any out of bounds tricks!)
I suspect that wasn't intentional, but a side-effect of the logic to make almost every surface in the game climbable. The reason I suspect that is because by designing the game to be one where players can climb on literally almost anything, they probably wanted to use game logic that very consistently made sure such surfaces were behaving correctly everywhere they appear.
Cheese%
Ok- this is going to be weird but do a cheese run.
You should dye your shirt yellow
You can only eat cheese or cheese recipes.(from the hateno pasture pond quest)
You can only fuse cheese(mandatory)
Make pizza(optional)(hylian tomato,cheese,tabantha wheat)
Try it!
(I made the idea)
I am very glad that abcs is still used. It was expected, but I was kinda dissapointed when it got patched in 2 days.
resistance%: get all yiga armor pieces and complete the master kohga side quest. you need to wear the full yiga armor and use only weapons used by yiga clan members. run ends after you defeat kohga beneath rito village
This does put a smile on my face
7:33 I cannot unsee Cucuì (sauvé) Ganon EVERY TIME HE IS IN THAT POSE 🕺
Now do saving Marin from being trapped as a seagull forever%
Surgery%: Complete the intro sequence and regain control of Link as fast as possible.
The most effort I've ever seen for a cool screenshot
better rock%
kill a talus and feed its heart to a frox
(if anyone can think of a better name, plz let me know)
Full marriage % drop yona, then take Sidon to links house
New category: Crowd Control Co-op any%
You play the speedrun while your partner operates crowd control and gives buffs/items/etc. to beat it as fast as possible.
"RUclips doesn't know this is day two" LINKUS EXPOSED WE GOTEM BOYS
No Weapons%. It’s like any%, but no weapons, bows, or shields. (Except when absolutely mandatory.)
why will no one respect sidons monogamy. he made his choice. let him be happy
I love the constant debate of “why’d he pick her?” Like he didn’t pick anybody Link’s a hylian male you’re not his type. At all. Mipha might have been into some taboo shit tryna have a hylian/fish person marriage but Sidon’s not.
@@Syntex366 There's actually some in-game evidence that the marriage was Dorephan's idea (one of the stones says Sidon's father informed him he'd be marrying Yona). This doesn't mean Sidon doesn't love her, but it *is* another relevant dimension. 🤔
No paraglider% finish the game without ever collecting the paraglider from purah and also finish the 4 regional phenomena (have fun with the wind ark) then beat ganon up
Yo, linkus. Your awesome man. Putting out awesome content AND making some super cool mods. Thanks for all of your hard work. You're a G
This was just about the funniest way to get spoiled on the final boss
You forgot the cooking pot next to Gannon
The restaurant one is the funniest idea ever for this game.
Rail% - attach a fan to that really broken rail in the depths
I want butter on dog%
Doctors’s hates% Finish all final bosses with an apple throw.
Carnivore% eat every meat possible: if they have different names, they are different meals
I got a veggie cooking advert at the start of veggie% 😂
bath% Get ganondorf out of the chamber you fight him in, and get him to a goron hot spring.
6:04 the korok: DA MOLDUGA DIDNT EAT IT BRUH
YONA IS GREAT THOOOO
hand%: beat all the gloom hands in hyrule. every. single. one. easily scariest speedrun
He totally nailed that ending first try BTW
This stream was so fun lol
What’s funny is that during korok%, the molduga never ate the korok. The “help! Help!” Texts were still there after the moldiuga sprung up.
Fuse as many koroks as possible together in one clump, then autobuild them in front of them (using zonite, not the koroks themselves)
love these
I like how you can see that the molduga didn't actually eat the korok
14:05 "Yes, I would like a number 1 please, with some apples and some raw prime meat. Thank you very much! AAAAND THYME!" - Linkus7, Thyme enthusiast
oh boy, an upload at 3am. guess ill fall asleep to dis
fun video! do you plan to keep creating more TOTK content?
Talus bombing %
Defeat a battle talus on a hover bike with yunobo's saga ability
Yona is the greatest threat to Link's happiness