“Evertime you lie, this lie detector makes a beep sounds.” | SHITPOST

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  • Опубликовано: 15 июн 2022

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  • @t.s.lfloofy47
    @t.s.lfloofy47 2 года назад +2814

    Random fact: most lie detectors are inaccurate which is why police don’t use them

    • @ClawzthewhitecatOFFICAL
      @ClawzthewhitecatOFFICAL 2 года назад +75

      Yes😸🙈

    • @Aaaaagghhhhh
      @Aaaaagghhhhh 2 года назад +164

      Like most things, back in the day they completely and fully believed in that shit, lmao

    • @ShadowIsABaby
      @ShadowIsABaby 2 года назад +132

      They can work just dont give the MOST accurate result considering they pick up on blood pressure and shit, it shows when you are stressed, meaning if someone is like scared of offending someone or someone not believing them- it’ll pick it up as a lie, when really its not.

    • @Blatanical
      @Blatanical 2 года назад

      Actually, police do use them. Lie detectors are only detecting when your heart rate goes up. Some police are corrupt though and use lie detectors to make innocents go into prison. Hell, some of the worlds most dangerous people easily pass a lie detector only because they are calm when lying.

    • @t.s.lfloofy47
      @t.s.lfloofy47 2 года назад +19

      @@Blatanical it was a typo, I meant the usually don’t, in many cases I’ve watched the killer usually passes the lie detector

  • @CherryRoses
    @CherryRoses 2 года назад +1610

    Then Michael say: Mom?
    And the device makes a beep sound

    • @-graciegrapeanimates-9950
      @-graciegrapeanimates-9950 2 года назад +146

      @FandomB#tch Lie detector- *doesn't beep to that*

    • @FlcwerxX
      @FlcwerxX 2 года назад +51

      @@-graciegrapeanimates-9950 oof 😅

    • @Devulini
      @Devulini 2 года назад +27

      ​@@-graciegrapeanimates-9950🤔🤔

    • @Milo_Wilson
      @Milo_Wilson 2 года назад +35

      What..?

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing 2 года назад +39

      @@-graciegrapeanimates-9950 *_what if it did beep?_*
      No seriously what would that mean if it did beep I've been thinking about it for the past 37 years-

  • @ecogirl2759
    @ecogirl2759 2 года назад +546

    🎵🎶"This the part where I'm gonna get hurt~" 🎵🎶

  • @idkwhatimdoinglol1373
    @idkwhatimdoinglol1373 2 года назад +1789

    William: you know, I was actually planning to kill you for a while
    Guess I have an actual reason now

  • @sepehrhakimian4322
    @sepehrhakimian4322 2 года назад +216

    Damn that plot twist got me

  • @JNTBK28904
    @JNTBK28904 2 года назад +109

    Plot twist : Henry is the father 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itz_erketay
    @itz_erketay 2 года назад +59

    She knows~
    She knows~
    And I know she knows~
    And I know she knows~

  • @rue_whenwasthis
    @rue_whenwasthis 2 года назад +139

    Michael: Mom! Am I adopted?
    Mom(?): Yeah!
    Michael: …Oh

    • @siy_4760
      @siy_4760 2 года назад +10

      The Dsmp reference 😩

    • @donnietidwell965
      @donnietidwell965 2 года назад +14

      Mrs afton: no your not adopted
      Device: {stays silent}
      William afton: he is my son right?
      Mrs afton: yes
      Device: {beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep}
      William afton: WHAT
      Mrs afton: 😠 stupid lie detector
      Michael afton: what's going on 😭😭
      William afton: are any of the kids mine
      Mrs afton: yes
      Device: {beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep}
      Phone: 911 what's your emergency
      Elizabeth afton: my father has a knife at my mother's throat

    • @wastestime101
      @wastestime101 2 года назад +2

      @@donnietidwell965 I CANT LMAOAOAOAO

    • @donnietidwell965
      @donnietidwell965 2 года назад +1

      @@wastestime101 and that's how Mrs afton died how William covered it up nobody knows

    • @wastestime101
      @wastestime101 2 года назад +1

      @@donnietidwell965 BYE

  • @emilia_playz7635
    @emilia_playz7635 2 года назад +333

    The fact that she knows there is a lie detector and yet she still says that Michael is Williams son, it's like she wants them to know-
    (I know this was posted as a joke)

  • @MrAftussy
    @MrAftussy  2 года назад +426

    Why are y’all asking for part 2, it was just a joke- 💀💀
    Edit: People taking this joke too seriously-

    • @gigachad1925
      @gigachad1925 2 года назад +15

      idk why they asking for it even it just a short joke video

    • @jeannemaloneyuyu
      @jeannemaloneyuyu 2 года назад +11

      @@gigachad1925 I believe it a awesome VID & that's why they ask for part 2 or an AFTERMATH.
      The story plot if MICHAEL not William biological Son Peaks everyone else's interests.

    • @dxjxrk
      @dxjxrk 2 года назад +5

      we need part two for more truth or lies.

    • @lsercat2134
      @lsercat2134 2 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @kitchengun860
      @kitchengun860 2 года назад +1

      no one is your making excuses for part 2😂

  • @crazybrazy7968
    @crazybrazy7968 2 года назад +325

    I'm literally diying of laughter- 😭💀

    • @sundrop1308
      @sundrop1308 2 года назад +2

      Como que literalmente
      Sonaré como una morra castrosa pero si dices literalmente es que en serio te moriste de la risa?
      No es con motivo de ofensa pero se ve algo tonto
      Saludos

    • @LordXArgentino
      @LordXArgentino 2 года назад +3

      @@sundrop1308 Si te llega la data de que no sabe español verdad? xd

  • @fuwwy2221
    @fuwwy2221 2 года назад +75

    Micheal is Henry's son. It's proofed 👍👍

    • @A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf
      @A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf Год назад +6

      I hope so. Henry isn’t a monster that kills children.

    • @fuwwy2221
      @fuwwy2221 Год назад +2

      @@A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf YEAAA

    • @kasamoughed6851
      @kasamoughed6851 Год назад +2

      Yesss💅🏻💅🏻🔥🔥🔥

    • @DeviousDuolingoWithAGun
      @DeviousDuolingoWithAGun Год назад

      Hey, what's wrong with having a purple loving psychopath as a father😕

    • @fuwwy2221
      @fuwwy2221 Год назад +1

      @@DeviousDuolingoWithAGun 🙃

  • @arta.riddle
    @arta.riddle 2 года назад +70

    HELP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 😂🤣

  • @SatanusGhoul
    @SatanusGhoul 2 года назад +105

    "And some say She never lived to tell him why Micheal wasn't his son."
    Edit: thank you so much for 70 likes! i never thought my comment would get that many-
    Edit 2: Thank you for 100 likes- this comment is stupid and dumb so stop liking it because there are other really good comments-

  • @FlcwerxX
    @FlcwerxX 2 года назад +16

    Michael:IM ADOPTED?!
    Lie detector:beeps
    Mr. Afton:no your a demon from hell
    Lie detector: …

  • @Melii1_
    @Melii1_ 2 года назад +7

    Plot twist: That lie detector beeps at everything

  • @smepersn8332
    @smepersn8332 2 года назад +61

    No wonder Henry loves mike like his own son

  • @idrinkchocolatemilxk
    @idrinkchocolatemilxk 2 года назад +31

    This honestly made my day better-

  • @ari_katt
    @ari_katt 2 года назад +7

    He’s the Mailman’s kid

  • @TheNotSoHeavenlyFather
    @TheNotSoHeavenlyFather Год назад +2

    I always wondered why William hated Michael…
    now I know

  • @michaelafton693
    @michaelafton693 2 года назад +3

    That time, my mother just knew for a fact.
    ✨She f--- ed up✨

  • @SKY_GL1TCH3D
    @SKY_GL1TCH3D Год назад +6

    OH THE END WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT

  • @IL0UHV_TWDG.01
    @IL0UHV_TWDG.01 2 года назад +19

    LMAO
    Poor Michael-😭

  • @K1llerSans
    @K1llerSans Год назад +2

    1 fact you may not know: Lie detectors are to scary you into confessing, the more scare the more sus you are

  • @Cinnysleftnut6985
    @Cinnysleftnut6985 2 года назад +5

    *Beep*😒 - Lie detector

  • @Mani_kani99
    @Mani_kani99 2 года назад +9

    Like father like… wait-

    • @B0WL_
      @B0WL_ 2 года назад +2

      Like father like stranger

    • @Kidhank8
      @Kidhank8 2 года назад

      Yeah-

    • @Mani_kani99
      @Mani_kani99 2 года назад

      @@B0WL_ fr

    • @IL0UHV_TWDG.01
      @IL0UHV_TWDG.01 2 года назад +1

      @@Mani_kani99 more like
      Like not father like not kid 😌

    • @Mani_kani99
      @Mani_kani99 2 года назад +1

      @@IL0UHV_TWDG.01 ABHAHAHH FR

  • @lexirose8001
    @lexirose8001 Год назад +5

    That last part got me laughing so hard🤣

  • @pitofclowns5141
    @pitofclowns5141 2 года назад +16

    I knew this was going to be the audio! I saw the art on your post and I was thinking this was gonna be this- This is just funny tho

  • @Caramelichu564
    @Caramelichu564 Год назад +4

    Mail man been real quiet since this dropped-

  • @henryreed4697
    @henryreed4697 2 года назад +13

    Well technically this would go against canon since Michael has been stated to look exactly like William.

    • @Jaccq_0
      @Jaccq_0 2 года назад +1

      Foxybro or Crying Child?

    • @henryreed4697
      @henryreed4697 2 года назад +3

      @@Jaccq_0 well, as far as we know Michael is foxy bro.

    • @MrAftussy
      @MrAftussy  2 года назад

      @@henryreed4697 it’s a joke.

    • @henryreed4697
      @henryreed4697 2 года назад +4

      @@MrAftussy I know, I just take jokes seriously because I'm autistic.

    • @kasamoughed6851
      @kasamoughed6851 Год назад

      @@henryreed4697 bro it's a joke don't take it seriously 👍🏻

  • @zero5365
    @zero5365 2 года назад +13

    maury be like:
    William, you are NOT the Father!
    Me: *WHEEZE*

  • @GOBY201
    @GOBY201 2 года назад +5

    Haha it's just a lie detector why would we believe it * red beep* wait it's not a lie detector!? *green beep*
    Lie detector: *turns into a monster * HOLY-

  • @NotValue-jw4us
    @NotValue-jw4us 2 года назад +2

    That was the last we ever heard of Mrs Afton

  • @sundrop1308
    @sundrop1308 2 года назад +11

    Y asi señores *aplaude* es como Mrs Afton murio
    No entendi bien lo que dijo william pero esta chido XD me rei una hora

    • @cristendo5983
      @cristendo5983 2 года назад +2

      Dijo que a la edad de Michael no hacía nada de eso y solo andaba en el parque con sus amigos (Lo cual era mentira XD)

    • @sundrop1308
      @sundrop1308 2 года назад

      @@cristendo5983 XD

  • @gay_bunny6587
    @gay_bunny6587 Год назад +3

    Damn...oof... that's... uh... that ending is... damn.
    ...I loved it😏

  • @Mx.Slayer
    @Mx.Slayer 2 года назад +3

    Emotional damage!!!

  • @user-cl9ye5id7i
    @user-cl9ye5id7i Год назад +1

    William: Honey, are you cheating on m-
    * Beeps *

  • @Mari-gq2jp
    @Mari-gq2jp 2 года назад +1

    MRS. AFTON HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

  • @swag_23
    @swag_23 Год назад +1

    "Everytime you lie, the lie detector makes a beep sound. Are you ready?"
    "Yez."
    *The lie detector explodes*

  • @Wayward_Insomniac
    @Wayward_Insomniac Год назад

    “I got you~ all figured out” lol idk why that’s just what popped into my head

  • @krewsbestieee
    @krewsbestieee Год назад +1

    Top 10 moments before disaster

  • @user-iw4sm8tm6m
    @user-iw4sm8tm6m Год назад +1

    I think the lie detector went overboard

  • @JillInTheBox
    @JillInTheBox Год назад

    Afton and Mike: WHAT..?
    Mrs. Afton: ^^"'

  • @yaunn.mp3677
    @yaunn.mp3677 Год назад +1

    alternative title: The reason why mrs afton was never canon

  • @negativeartist-chan5486
    @negativeartist-chan5486 2 года назад +1

    I laugh too much that I choked on my soda-

  • @evanh7514
    @evanh7514 Год назад +1

    "And that is how miss afton died" 💀

  • @SpidryDoesntSeeYou.
    @SpidryDoesntSeeYou. 2 года назад +2

    Micheal:"Cc ofc ur my little brother."
    Cc:.....
    BEEP

  • @Miss_Tenebriss
    @Miss_Tenebriss Год назад

    It was at this moment that she knew, she ducked up. 😂

  • @iLuV1Me
    @iLuV1Me 2 года назад +2

    OH SHI-

  • @Sadielove751
    @Sadielove751 Год назад

    Idk why but my jaw has never dropped that fast

  • @LovelyTaffy
    @LovelyTaffy 2 года назад

    Damn, Mrs.Afton got caught in 21k xd😂

  • @amy_blue5967
    @amy_blue5967 Год назад

    it was at this moment that Clara/Mrs. Afton was afraid

  • @tomielivv
    @tomielivv Год назад

    William was proud for a moment 🥲

  • @Mavizzzz8
    @Mavizzzz8 Год назад

    Mrs Afton : HEHEHEH. He really is your son isn't he.
    The detector: Bep.
    William : 👀

  • @squidIover99
    @squidIover99 Год назад

    THAT ACTUAL AUDIO IS SO FUNNY

  • @Glitchy_Bear_7
    @Glitchy_Bear_7 Год назад

    0:26
    Plot twist. He had no friends

  • @Elliots_R0se.
    @Elliots_R0se. Год назад

    Mrs Afton : haha we don't have milk let me just go to the store

  • @YourLocalWaffleMaker
    @YourLocalWaffleMaker 2 года назад

    Everyone:….
    🎶GoNNa TUrN AroUnd AnD DeSerT YoUoUOooU🎶

  • @oliviathewolf7508
    @oliviathewolf7508 Год назад

    It went wrong in as many ways as possible

  • @Neeezuko
    @Neeezuko 2 года назад +1

    😂😂😂I LOVE THIS!!!

  • @your.local.random.b1tch
    @your.local.random.b1tch 2 года назад +1

    Mrs afton: “heh, im in danger.”

  • @jellyemma2445
    @jellyemma2445 Год назад

    Mrs afton:he really is your son isn't he
    Lie detector:BEEP
    me:oh gwod hahaha

  • @crystalli2044
    @crystalli2044 2 года назад

    Mike's like fffiiiinnnneeee I'll tell you the truth

  • @Xiolectro
    @Xiolectro Год назад +1

    turn it off- TURN IT OFF- ITS TOO MUCH TRUTH FOR TODA-

  • @judyholden6002
    @judyholden6002 2 года назад +1

    When William lied the first time my finch said “your not alone”

  • @fuwwy2221
    @fuwwy2221 2 года назад

    GOSH THAT WAS AMAZİNG AABAHAHHAAH

  • @SnowyNotLost
    @SnowyNotLost 2 года назад

    They just keep lying 😂😂😂😂

  • @mellow_salix
    @mellow_salix 2 года назад

    Rip Mrs. Afton 😂

  • @DinkyBopBinky
    @DinkyBopBinky 2 года назад

    I love the beep sound

  • @Imnotreal5
    @Imnotreal5 3 месяца назад

    Mrs Afton is a donut.She has no sense of awareness whatsoever.

  • @SydneyJun
    @SydneyJun Год назад

    🎶🎵"Is this the part where i shut up?"🎵🎶

  • @Angiilxx_10
    @Angiilxx_10 Год назад

    Mrs Afton Needs to do explaining 😀

  • @FarzanaBano572
    @FarzanaBano572 2 года назад

    Bruhhhh why am I laughing right now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimin_3186
    @jimin_3186 Год назад

    I lost my consciousness in the end-

  • @VixenBloodmoon
    @VixenBloodmoon Год назад

    next thing you know, William has a knife, and no more wife-

  • @crystalgachagaming5525
    @crystalgachagaming5525 Год назад

    Ohhhhhh that ending was unexpected-

  • @k1mo-
    @k1mo- Год назад

    micheals face at the end was just 100% weird since the eyebrows are just so close together which is 100% not normal

  • @Samluvvvvsssyouu
    @Samluvvvvsssyouu Год назад

    "How you white and you're man white, but you gotta black baby? YOU AINT THE FATHER"

  • @-_Pinocchio_-
    @-_Pinocchio_- 2 года назад

    🎵🎶This is the part 🎶Where I 🎵Shut up🎶

  • @Poisonous_Cake
    @Poisonous_Cake 2 года назад

    *smack* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @LovelyUnknown13
    @LovelyUnknown13 Год назад

    Ayo Mrs. Afton got some explaining to do-

  • @mattyandgab8662
    @mattyandgab8662 Год назад

    LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WILLIAM YOU JUST GOT BUSTED THE LIE DETECTOR IS MIKE’S FRIEND NOW

  • @sunnystar-dew9480
    @sunnystar-dew9480 2 года назад

    William POV: WOT👀👽

  • @smithdro1617
    @smithdro1617 2 года назад +1

    Personally if that was me I would never let that slide I’d be saying she Belong to the streets

  • @hisse6154
    @hisse6154 Год назад

    It was at this moment that she knew… she f**ked up

  • @kitashinsuke7805
    @kitashinsuke7805 Год назад +1

    When the aftons hang out together as a family:
    *Cue aftons sitting or standing at a bench and eating icecream*
    Elizabeth Afton: Anyone d-
    Evan Afton: Depressed?
    William Afton : Drained?
    Michael Afton: Dumb?
    Ms.Afton: Disliked?
    Elizabeth Afton: -done with their icecream... what is wrong with you...
    Michael:.....nothing is wrong why would say something's wrong
    Elizabeth:dont be stupid to me I know what you did....
    Michael Afton sweating intensely: you know what I did...?
    Elizabeth: yeah . . . I saw you...
    Put cheetos in your icecream
    Micheal Afton: oh- OH- I thought you saw me do something else haha 😅
    William staring at Michael with disgust: WHY WOULD YOU PUT CHEETOS. CHEETOS ! IN ICECREAM?!
    Michael Afton:why not? It taste kinda good!
    William: ... I cant believe your my son
    Aftermath and plot twist:
    And so that's how Michael got kicked out of the house...
    And went to Henry's to stay at
    I'm kidding
    Michael got locked out of the house for nearly the whole day (william let him back in at dinner )

  • @kikyo647
    @kikyo647 Год назад

    it was beeping for William bc he didn’t have friends😭

  • @shino9762
    @shino9762 2 года назад

    Poor Mike

  • @jeannemaloneyuyu
    @jeannemaloneyuyu 2 года назад

    Poor MICHAEL & WILLIAM

  • @user-vd8lm4jd1z
    @user-vd8lm4jd1z Год назад

    OH WOW I LAUGHED IN SHOCK

  • @Purplezzz6993
    @Purplezzz6993 2 года назад

    "Clara... WHAT THE FU-"

  • @Graybeth_
    @Graybeth_ Год назад

    Plot Twist: *Henry walks in*
    Henry: Hey my son(joking with Michael)
    The lie decector: *Lights up green*
    The afton family: Wait wha-

  • @Somone_is_alive_
    @Somone_is_alive_ Год назад

    Mrs Afton:umm
    Mr Afton:what the hell?!you cheated on me?!
    Mrs Afton:ok,im going to be packing my bags

  • @Queen_b22
    @Queen_b22 Год назад

    “B e E p”

  • @MetallicRainOutside
    @MetallicRainOutside 8 месяцев назад

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @gh0stf1ake21
    @gh0stf1ake21 2 года назад

    Mrs afton: well shit

  • @Kidhank8
    @Kidhank8 2 года назад +2

    Oop-

  • @Why_RuCrying
    @Why_RuCrying 2 года назад

    Rose- you wanna talk about this xD-

  • @-wsh-4758
    @-wsh-4758 Год назад

    And that’s how Miss Afton died.

  • @deadinside11119
    @deadinside11119 2 года назад

    Emotional damage 😲