I was trying to watch this while eating, and damn near shot rice out of my nose from laughing so hard. The man is just a giant bundle of anxiety, and watching it play out in real time, with commentary, was just too much. I'm never going to make that mistake again.
@@fluffiuyes. They absolutely will do something much worse to you than end your life. If a dolphins was either gonna end me or assault me, I’d choose to be ended. Just drown me quickly please.
@@ametuergamer1524 the ocean is a scary place, dont act like you're fearless. If I dropped you at the bottom of the ocean with everything you need to not die from the natural conditions you would shit your pants at anything you see down there. Get off your high horse.
We actually do know how eels breed. There’s this one guy (I forgot his name) who dedicated his life to find that out (probably) but he failed and that’s how the myth started. The reason he failed was that he assumed another eel like animal that lived around eels to be a different species and completely disregarded them in his research. Well, turns out that’s what juvenile eels look like. As it turns out, eels change their color and shape up to four times until they arrive to look like what everyone recognized as eels. Furthermore, they also migrate to breed (from fresh- to seawater and back) so no matter how long that researcher would look at eels in a tank, without the water change they would not breed. They lay eggs btw, that get fertilized by the male after they’re laid. Just like most other fish.
No it's not. Ocean might sens a tsunami that will destroy a city, space will send meteors or sun flares that destroy most life on Earth. And we are at the mercy of space, which means ocean is at the mercy of space.
@@walmartslenderman eh, tbh we really don't tho. Space is infinite and ever expanding, meaning there are infinite possibilities of what (or whom) could be out there. But I do agree the ocean is way scarier.
@@steelbear2063 Scientists have proven that we know only about 10% of our ocean, many official articles have said that we in fact do know more about space then the ocean, tuck even talks about it in this video
The fact that you talked about electric eels in this video made me laugh so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. Electric eels are freshwater animals and are also not technically eels. As a marine biologist who takes care of them every day, i completely agree that they are absolutely terrifying though
There is a sea slug that is called the Glaucus Atlanticus or the blue dragon. I believe Tugg has talked a bit about it in one of his shorts. It’s like 3ish cm long and it’s very small but it’s highly toxic to humans. Anyway, it eats a type of jelly fish that is called the Portuguese man o’war. The man o’ war has an abundance of toxins that are strong enough to be fatal but usually they just cause respiratory issues and pain. The blue dragon eats man o’ wars and steals their toxins to use for themselves. This stealing makes the toxins go into xgames mode. This makes the able to, in rare cases, kill a person but they usually make a person violently ill and cause things like blisters and papules to form. Their toxins are just as effective when they are dead. They’re very pretty and many people try and hold them for that reason and then end up in the hospital for vomiting themselves dry (hyperbole…kinda)
I'm pretty sure the Man O War is not a jellyfish. I think it's actually a siphonophore, which are _related_ to jellyfish but are not actually jellyfish. Siphonophore are also not singular animals, but rather a collection of different individuals working as one organism. Edit: I just looked it up on the NOAA website and they are, in fact, siphonophore.
Fun fact! The animal shown at 1:56 is called a Squidworm, and it's an animal that lives in the waters of Indonesia! Not much is known about it because of the relative depth at which it lives, but it looks pretty cool when it swims
Hey you missed one thing. Um, just what the fuck. What is it. What does it want. It wants human extinction that's what. It looks like it's from subnautica for shits sake
there's two big things that you missed tugg, for the cone snail when it stings you if i remember correctly the harpoon moves at around 400mph so you wont even see it happen, and for the irukandji jellyfish not only is the sting so light you won't feel it but it can also give you an impending sense of doom, with many patients who've been stung begging doctors to kill them..... So fun things i'd say
"he just fell out of his skeleton" might be the single most horrifying thing to imagine especially if that guy was alive. imagine being the rescuer in that situation. you find someone drifting in the ocean, and he's barely clinging on to life, but you see the look of hope in that mans eyes as you reach out for him to deliver him from the torment of days spent drifting in the sea water, only to pull on his arm and watch in horror as you pull his entire skeleton out, leaving all of his gummy, mushy, salt water saturated flesh and organs behind, the last remaining spark of life disappearing from his eyes as the meat sloughs off his bones because the only thing keeping his body together was the fact that his body wasn't experiencing gravity.
As someone who is both terrified and fascinated by the deep sea and the abyss that lurks below the surface, I love watching ppl either share that fascination and do a deep dive into the topic or completely lose their mind over what exists and happens down there :o] Take care and stay hydrated/fed, food important
One bit of good news: yes, if you do fear the ocean, you can move to a more landlocked areas. One bit of bad news: lakes in landlocked areas can pretty much be smaller variations of the ocean (like the Great Lakes in Michigan can be several miles deep and can have their own plethora of freshwater wildlife that could appear in a fantasy novel, like giant sturgeon and catfish - same with lakes like the one in Lake Tahoe, CA which is also really deep and has it's own multitude of sea life).
Ever since I was a kid I used to be so fascinated by the Great Lakes….they ate indeed inland seas…I mean Lake Superior is larger than many good sized states ! 😐
I'm surprised tugg didn't mention the irukandji toxin's most brutal effect: a lingering, constant sense of impending doom. The venom kills you, and makes you go insane while it does.
The scariest thing for me is that there’s underground oceans that you can be sucked into like the one in Devil’s Hole in Nevada. Two guys went cave diving there and got sucked into one.
Hi Tugg. I'm really having a terrible time in my life at the minute due to a break from mental health medication, so life is murky and strange. But, your videos are making me smile. So thanks for that. ❤
I showed the short version of this to my mom and she was dying laughing at the “80%! round it up, that’s almost 100%!” That shit was impeccable and I’m using that in the future. We also spent like 15 minutes arguing about the “there’s no such thing as fish” thing 💀
As objectively terrifying as the Ocean is, I actually don't mind that. I think is dystopianly beatiful in a sense, how something so alluring and ubiquitous as the ocean, can easily kill you. I dont think its a mistake, I think its life telling us "yo stay the fuck away from the bottom of the ocean."
i mean yeah, its pretty much just our survival instincts. We as a species have basically completely evlolved for living on Land, we are so horribly unadapted for the Ocean its almost funny. Our curioisty of course counteracts that to an extent but that fear of deep water is pretty deeply ingrained in our subconcious.
@ 5:25 Toxtricity Toxtricity | Pokédex | The official Pokémon Website in Singapore. As it scatters toxic sweat and emits electricity, a melody that sounds like it came from a guitar reverberates through the surrounding area.
Electric eels are actually not eels, but a species of knifefish, and they live in freshwater. And they can be pack hunters. You're welcome and goodnight.
The part about whirlpools actually unlocked some forgotten memoreis of my huge fear of whirlpools as a kid, i just to have nightmares about being sucked into them all the time
It's good to see someone more articulate than me out here expressing the same fears, with the same intensity and loathing, that I also feel. Another great video tug. (Tho now I'm starting to wonder if we share some sort of concerning psychological profile, considering this, the space video, and plenty of others. Def some sort of neurosis.😂)
You didn't talk about the Cookie Cutter Shark, it's basically a small shark that was discovered when there were cookie sized holes in submarines due to the shark biting it over time
I never used to be so afraid of the ocean. I would take my kids to the beach for vacations many summers. I would swim with them in the water, use the “Boogie” board ride the waves. Is that what that board is called? I forget, haha. Now at my age, I don’t know why, but it scares the you know what out of me!!
@@laurenlettiere1381 yeah, here on the East coast, in New England, our jellyfish are not as scary as those man o wars. They do sting though, and it hurts very bad
@@Ms.truecrimebuff Thankfully I've never been stung by a Man o War. I was stung by some unknown jellyfish as a child and quickly bounced back after a few tears. Little me had zero fear of the water. Other than learning more about it, from outside of it mind you, I have no idea what sparked my fear of bodies of water in adulthood.
@@Ms.truecrimebuff My parents are from NE but I was born and raised in Florida. I've always wanted to visit the beach when we go see family up there but I'm always told no because "you won't like it, Florida beaches are better." I still wanna see it >:( Lived ten minutes from the Gulf my entire life but I've never seen an actual ocean.
I like to think I can handle most stuff, but the ocean absolutely petrifies me. I can't even play underwater games or parts of games underwater, it gives me immediate anxiety.
I also have a love hate relationship with the ocean (I mean this man is on another level) but creatures never really scared me somehow, but what does scare me is just the the thought of being stranded out in the middle of the ocean where you can't feel anything under your feet you got nothing to grab onto and you have to struggle for your life to not drown. That my friends is the most horrifying thought, the thought that you could die just right there. But I can think of something a bit more scary that is how fast things can sink into the ocean. The Titanic you know one of the biggest ocean liners at the time considered to be one of the most Indestructible boat to ever sail the seven seas, it sank in 2 hours and 40 minutes. So yeah the ocean is fucking terrifying.
Shoutouts to Saturation Diving, the most high-paying gig to constantly be cold, breathe helium, do intense labor, and be reminded of the 1983 Byford Dolphin Accident. Also: Delta-P
My favorite sea creature (that is unfortunately also venomous) is the Blue Dragon Slug. It is absolutely GORGEOUS, and it makes me happy because one of my favorite games is Blue Dragon (completely unrelated). :D
You can see from his multiple references to Markiplier that this mans listened and took notes when Markimoo spoke about thumbnails cause Biggie Tuggs, my man, your thumbnails have been straight fire my dude, amazing, 10/10
The fact that I’m so unbothered by any of these topics, like - who gives a flying screwdriver if a black hole can suddenly just appear, cause scientist know nothing, and kill us all? I can’t control it, thus it’s too bothersome to worry about it. But then comes Tug. I love this man, he brings balance to my life with his unhinged panic attacks about the most random stuff
The most terrifying thing about the cone snail (for those who don’t know) they have multiple cones in their body that they can shoot up to 6-7 feet which is amazing
I remember when I was in Hawaii with my family and we hiked to this cool swimming location, my sister and I found a bunch of cool shells so we were swimming to and from this tiny island while grabbing a bunch but then a crab poked out of one and then we realized there were crabs in ALL LIKE 20 shells we had and we screamed and dropped them all and RAN. They were not small either like a couple were the size of my palm
I mean I low key agree with Tug’s theory of aliens in the ocean. I have my own insane conspiracy theory that, since we’ve never discovered the bottom of the ocean and it gets darker the deeper you go, the only “bottom of the ocean” is really just space. Especially with how wack everything gets the deeper in the ocean you go. Who knows, maybe Earth is from the deepest depths of an even bigger ocean!
Oh cool. Tugg has now covered 2 of my biggest fears (the biggest being large/dark natural bodies of water.) If it's not the vastness of space is the vastness of a dark ass ocean
Tugg you forgot about the stonefish! The thing looks like a rock, can survive being out of the water, and injects your foot with nasty, electric blue venom. A worse creature you cannot make up
Would you like to know about even more horrifying ocean creatures? No? Well, too bad 🥲 These make me terrified to even be on the same planet as them and if I gotta know they exist so do you! - The Big Fin Squid - The Whiplash Squid - The Red Devil Squid (squids are heckin scary) - The Bobbit Worm - The Telescope Fish - The Gulper/Pelican Eel (I cannot even look at PICTURES of this thing) - The Tully Monster (it’s not around anymore but it WAS)
Fun fact, I love the ocean. And during a beach trip one time, it was an extremely rough high tide and I was excited as hell to boogey board on the waves cause they were so intense. Anywho a Jellyfish managed to not only sting me, but it fucking stung behind my left knee and swung around and got the front of my right knee in the span of 10 seconds. I nearly got pulled out to sea and had to have help because my legs wouldn’t work properly due to the stinging making them reflexively close when I was trying to walk in to shore. So I have extreme paranoia whenever I go into the ocean. Fun fact, this was fucking YEARS ago but I haven’t been able to get over it even during calm waters.
I love that we're meant to believe the earth is 73% ocean - that's OCEAN as in unfathomable amounts of water - and spins at outrageous speeds in the vacuum of space. No "virus" has ever been isolated. And the unabashed arrogance of claiming to know the number of stars in CGI depictions of something or other purportedly in "space" takes the cake!
I love how tugg always sounds like he's on the verge of breaking into tears
And running out of air
say it with me every body reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost
which you should be, hearing bout the unimaginable war crimes these wacky ass fish commits on the regular
@@3_ormorecharacters wait whay does this mean why are you saying this to me ????
@@jeremiah-gk6zhwait really??!?? oh shit mb I didn't mean to yoink someone else's comment:(
This man’s hate against anything and everything with a sprinkle of mental illness is exactly what I need in my life
Yes
Ikr
the best wake-up call after a good day
A sprinkle? Tugg has a tad bit more than a sprinkle of mental illness.
I was trying to watch this while eating, and damn near shot rice out of my nose from laughing so hard. The man is just a giant bundle of anxiety, and watching it play out in real time, with commentary, was just too much.
I'm never going to make that mistake again.
0:11 he implies a dolphin wouldn’t kill you without any hesitation, dolphins can and will murder you for fun
Or worse. If it's dolphins there's a definite worse situation.
I've swam wiith dolphins, just like with humans it's 50/50. Some are aggressive & some arent. Obviously i swam with some that werent.
@@fluffiuyes. They absolutely will do something much worse to you than end your life. If a dolphins was either gonna end me or assault me, I’d choose to be ended. Just drown me quickly please.
Dolphins are also like the biggest r*pists in the sea.
Dolphins are so much like us that it's scary. Because, honestly we don't trust other people, except for external means.
You and CasualGeographic have only proved my fear of the ocean right over and over again
Same ( it’s official ‘title’ is, “thalassophobia”)
Start watching Mr. Ballen and you'll never go in any water outside of your bathtub again.
Bro, if he is truly scared of the things in this video, he must never be going outside
@@ametuergamer1524 the ocean is a scary place, dont act like you're fearless. If I dropped you at the bottom of the ocean with everything you need to not die from the natural conditions you would shit your pants at anything you see down there. Get off your high horse.
A fellow CG fan I see.
We actually do know how eels breed. There’s this one guy (I forgot his name) who dedicated his life to find that out (probably) but he failed and that’s how the myth started. The reason he failed was that he assumed another eel like animal that lived around eels to be a different species and completely disregarded them in his research. Well, turns out that’s what juvenile eels look like. As it turns out, eels change their color and shape up to four times until they arrive to look like what everyone recognized as eels. Furthermore, they also migrate to breed (from fresh- to seawater and back) so no matter how long that researcher would look at eels in a tank, without the water change they would not breed. They lay eggs btw, that get fertilized by the male after they’re laid. Just like most other fish.
What a loser
“What’s a nigga gotta do to get some EEL DlCK?!” Is all I can think about.
Could be wrong but I think it was Freud
As Sigmund Freud once said, “what’s a fella gotta do to get some eel dick?”
Yeah I’m pretty sure that was Sigmund Freud the lunatic
The ocean is way scarier than space, so I’m glad you see how terrifying it is even compared to space.
No it's not. Ocean might sens a tsunami that will destroy a city, space will send meteors or sun flares that destroy most life on Earth. And we are at the mercy of space, which means ocean is at the mercy of space.
Its even worse when you find out we know more about space then we do about our own ocean
@@walmartslenderman eh, tbh we really don't tho. Space is infinite and ever expanding, meaning there are infinite possibilities of what (or whom) could be out there. But I do agree the ocean is way scarier.
@@walmartslenderman
Bro space in the Universe, which is potentially maybe probably endless. No, we don't know more about space than about oceans
@@steelbear2063 Scientists have proven that we know only about 10% of our ocean, many official articles have said that we in fact do know more about space then the ocean, tuck even talks about it in this video
the ocean calls, tug. you cant resist it.
The sirens beckons
The crabs under the sea are singing
The ocean tuggs
the glaciers melt.
The polar bears beckon
i dont think you can make me more scared of the ocean than i already am
I thought so too,
he did...
I found a warm spot
you have thalassophobia just like me 😊 i won't even go ankles deep in the ocean 🙅🏿♂️
And I thought so to...
Hmmmm. Thalassophobia. I heard somewhere that the game Subnautica is a good treatment! Why don’t you try it out?
The fact that you talked about electric eels in this video made me laugh so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. Electric eels are freshwater animals and are also not technically eels. As a marine biologist who takes care of them every day, i completely agree that they are absolutely terrifying though
Aren't they like catfish or something like that
@@AmericaIsACountry they’re related to catfish and carp kind. Still pretty distantly related but that’s the closest!
how do they have babies?
@@mirey2130 no one knows!
Have you ever been shocked by one?
This is the funniest delivery I've ever seen , bro you made me cry tears, whatever happens in life, you're a top guy
There is a sea slug that is called the Glaucus Atlanticus or the blue dragon. I believe Tugg has talked a bit about it in one of his shorts. It’s like 3ish cm long and it’s very small but it’s highly toxic to humans. Anyway, it eats a type of jelly fish that is called the Portuguese man o’war. The man o’ war has an abundance of toxins that are strong enough to be fatal but usually they just cause respiratory issues and pain. The blue dragon eats man o’ wars and steals their toxins to use for themselves. This stealing makes the toxins go into xgames mode. This makes the able to, in rare cases, kill a person but they usually make a person violently ill and cause things like blisters and papules to form. Their toxins are just as effective when they are dead. They’re very pretty and many people try and hold them for that reason and then end up in the hospital for vomiting themselves dry (hyperbole…kinda)
nah this sounds like some attack on titan sea slug if you ask me🤷♂️
Should have called it the highlander nudibranch
i love blue dragons so much, literally the best sea slugs ever
I just looked up the blue dragon and it has no business being THAT beautiful when it's such a damn menace.
I'm pretty sure the Man O War is not a jellyfish. I think it's actually a siphonophore, which are _related_ to jellyfish but are not actually jellyfish. Siphonophore are also not singular animals, but rather a collection of different individuals working as one organism.
Edit: I just looked it up on the NOAA website and they are, in fact, siphonophore.
Fun fact! The animal shown at 1:56 is called a Squidworm, and it's an animal that lives in the waters of Indonesia! Not much is known about it because of the relative depth at which it lives, but it looks pretty cool when it swims
Hey you missed one thing. Um, just what the fuck. What is it. What does it want. It wants human extinction that's what. It looks like it's from subnautica for shits sake
Get that thing away from my country
thank you
Why does it look like its from subnautica
@@Konichu35 search up "Ampeel from subnautica"
there's two big things that you missed tugg, for the cone snail when it stings you if i remember correctly the harpoon moves at around 400mph so you wont even see it happen, and for the irukandji jellyfish not only is the sting so light you won't feel it but it can also give you an impending sense of doom, with many patients who've been stung begging doctors to kill them.....
So fun things i'd say
Ah yes, fun things indeed.
mhm fun fun
5:50 Your chances of being murdered by a sunfish are low, but never zero.
sounds fake but ok
@@benjarman9908jokr.
"he just fell out of his skeleton" might be the single most horrifying thing to imagine especially if that guy was alive. imagine being the rescuer in that situation. you find someone drifting in the ocean, and he's barely clinging on to life, but you see the look of hope in that mans eyes as you reach out for him to deliver him from the torment of days spent drifting in the sea water, only to pull on his arm and watch in horror as you pull his entire skeleton out, leaving all of his gummy, mushy, salt water saturated flesh and organs behind, the last remaining spark of life disappearing from his eyes as the meat sloughs off his bones because the only thing keeping his body together was the fact that his body wasn't experiencing gravity.
Big Tugg’s seemingly endless number of Neuroses and ranting about things that are objectively sh*t is the most relatable thing ever.
it is a MOOD
i tell you, a MOOD
As someone who is both terrified and fascinated by the deep sea and the abyss that lurks below the surface, I love watching ppl either share that fascination and do a deep dive into the topic or completely lose their mind over what exists and happens down there :o]
Take care and stay hydrated/fed, food important
TUGG YOU SAVED ME A GRADE THIS VIDEO MADE ME REALIZE AT LIKE MIDNIGHT THAT I HAVE AN OCEANOGRAPHY ASSIGNMENT DUE TOMORROW
One bit of good news: yes, if you do fear the ocean, you can move to a more landlocked areas.
One bit of bad news: lakes in landlocked areas can pretty much be smaller variations of the ocean (like the Great Lakes in Michigan can be several miles deep and can have their own plethora of freshwater wildlife that could appear in a fantasy novel, like giant sturgeon and catfish - same with lakes like the one in Lake Tahoe, CA which is also really deep and has it's own multitude of sea life).
Ever since I was a kid I used to be so fascinated by the Great Lakes….they ate indeed inland seas…I mean Lake Superior is larger than many good sized states ! 😐
I'm surprised tugg didn't mention the irukandji toxin's most brutal effect: a lingering, constant sense of impending doom. The venom kills you, and makes you go insane while it does.
Awful! /pos
Also, it's so small you don't even see it!
@@Vulturezgutz Most friendly Autralian wildlife:
@@Cap_Briggsy I mean, we do have sugar gliders, harmless and adorable species of frogs, geckos and skinks, and lots of harmless NON VENOMOUS snakes...
The scariest thing for me is that there’s underground oceans that you can be sucked into like the one in Devil’s Hole in Nevada. Two guys went cave diving there and got sucked into one.
The dudes were idiots iirc they weren't trained
7:03 Thats the immortal snail everyone keeps talking about
He exists omg 😮
As a marine biologist, I can confirm I am horrified by most of the things that I study.
Are you at least calmed by wholesome little reef shark
@@dragonfox1704 Well of course, I said most of, not all.
@@Aromantic_Russian646 yeah just a friendly reminder to pet happy sea doggo
a MARINE biologist
@@BamfIamone Yes? I study aquatic creatures? I’m confused that you’re confused.
lindsey nikole and casual geographic are the reasons why i know how incredibly terrifying and batshit the ocean is
I love rants like this, its so funny to see someone like Tugg have an existential crisis like at 8:35, it's so lovely.
I remembered deleted sam o’nella episode
Hi Tugg. I'm really having a terrible time in my life at the minute due to a break from mental health medication, so life is murky and strange. But, your videos are making me smile. So thanks for that. ❤
I showed the short version of this to my mom and she was dying laughing at the “80%! round it up, that’s almost 100%!”
That shit was impeccable and I’m using that in the future.
We also spent like 15 minutes arguing about the “there’s no such thing as fish” thing 💀
As a scuba diver I am completely terrified of every aspect of the ocean
The fear keeps us from becoming complacent. Fear keeps us alive.
As objectively terrifying as the Ocean is, I actually don't mind that. I think is dystopianly beatiful in a sense, how something so alluring and ubiquitous as the ocean, can easily kill you. I dont think its a mistake, I think its life telling us "yo stay the fuck away from the bottom of the ocean."
i mean yeah, its pretty much just our survival instincts. We as a species have basically completely evlolved for living on Land, we are so horribly unadapted for the Ocean its almost funny. Our curioisty of course counteracts that to an extent but that fear of deep water is pretty deeply ingrained in our subconcious.
This man is making everyone need more therapy
Me being a literal sea creature watching this 😅
@ 5:25 Toxtricity
Toxtricity | Pokédex | The official Pokémon Website in Singapore. As it scatters toxic sweat and emits electricity, a melody that sounds like it came from a guitar reverberates through the surrounding area.
What’s so scary about the ocean is how loud everything in it is. Blue whales and sea radars will be so loud they will vibrate your skin off.
Electric eels are actually not eels, but a species of knifefish, and they live in freshwater. And they can be pack hunters. You're welcome and goodnight.
The part about whirlpools actually unlocked some forgotten memoreis of my huge fear of whirlpools as a kid, i just to have nightmares about being sucked into them all the time
My name is Ocean. I call for you my land child.
Nothing like a good Big Tugg video to make my day!
It's good to see someone more articulate than me out here expressing the same fears, with the same intensity and loathing, that I also feel.
Another great video tug. (Tho now I'm starting to wonder if we share some sort of concerning psychological profile, considering this, the space video, and plenty of others. Def some sort of neurosis.😂)
I love the fact that a good number of them had modifier that imply more versions of them exist
Lake City Quiet Pills reference
Tugg undefeated.
You didn't talk about the Cookie Cutter Shark, it's basically a small shark that was discovered when there were cookie sized holes in submarines due to the shark biting it over time
5:13 this fish looks like the evil CEOs mom in Robots.
I never used to be so afraid of the ocean. I would take my kids to the beach for vacations many summers. I would swim with them in the water, use the “Boogie” board ride the waves. Is that what that board is called? I forget, haha. Now at my age, I don’t know why, but it scares the you know what out of me!!
I played on boogie boards all the time as a kid. Never again. Sharks come too close to the shores these days. Plus the seasonal influx of Man o Wars.
@@laurenlettiere1381 yeah, here on the East coast, in New England, our jellyfish are not as scary as those man o wars. They do sting though, and it hurts very bad
@@Ms.truecrimebuff Thankfully I've never been stung by a Man o War. I was stung by some unknown jellyfish as a child and quickly bounced back after a few tears. Little me had zero fear of the water. Other than learning more about it, from outside of it mind you, I have no idea what sparked my fear of bodies of water in adulthood.
@@Ms.truecrimebuff My parents are from NE but I was born and raised in Florida. I've always wanted to visit the beach when we go see family up there but I'm always told no because "you won't like it, Florida beaches are better." I still wanna see it >:( Lived ten minutes from the Gulf my entire life but I've never seen an actual ocean.
@@laurenlettiere1381 the beaches here in New England probably are a lot colder than what you’re used to
I like to think I can handle most stuff, but the ocean absolutely petrifies me. I can't even play underwater games or parts of games underwater, it gives me immediate anxiety.
I've been making the argument for YEARS that i'd rather travel space than the ocean for these exact reasons. Glad I'm not the only one
7:47 i would love to Tugg. Name the place and time :)
😨
I also have a love hate relationship with the ocean (I mean this man is on another level) but creatures never really scared me somehow, but what does scare me is just the the thought of being stranded out in the middle of the ocean where you can't feel anything under your feet you got nothing to grab onto and you have to struggle for your life to not drown. That my friends is the most horrifying thought, the thought that you could die just right there. But I can think of something a bit more scary that is how fast things can sink into the ocean.
The Titanic you know one of the biggest ocean liners at the time considered to be one of the most Indestructible boat to ever sail the seven seas, it sank in 2 hours and 40 minutes. So yeah the ocean is fucking terrifying.
This channel is like a realtime panic attack caught on camera but over and over again
The ocean scares me
You just listed every reason why I LOVE the ocean
4:16
Haha.....so it can sneak up on you?????? I live in the hood too, I get it.
this man would hate subnautica so much
Force him to play subnatica
"He fell out of his skeleton"
That sentence bothered me for like a dozen reasons
Shoutouts to Saturation Diving, the most high-paying gig to constantly be cold, breathe helium, do intense labor, and be reminded of the 1983 Byford Dolphin Accident.
Also: Delta-P
Big Tugg forgot about sea bunnies, blue sea dragons and sea sheep
the way he talks about it perfectly recreates what goes on in my head after living so long with thalassophobia. manic and distressed lol
My favorite sea creature (that is unfortunately also venomous) is the Blue Dragon Slug. It is absolutely GORGEOUS, and it makes me happy because one of my favorite games is Blue Dragon (completely unrelated). :D
oh this is just what i want to watch right before i go on a trip to australia where i will be snorkeling
maybe i'm clinically insane but this just made me love the ocean more
You can see from his multiple references to Markiplier that this mans listened and took notes when Markimoo spoke about thumbnails cause Biggie Tuggs, my man, your thumbnails have been straight fire my dude, amazing, 10/10
I’m a biology major and I fucking love it when people go on tangents about sciencey things that we don’t understand
one of his eyes goes blue at : 4:01
The football fish is perfectly named because it looks exactly like the feelings football brings up in me.
The fact that I’m so unbothered by any of these topics, like - who gives a flying screwdriver if a black hole can suddenly just appear, cause scientist know nothing, and kill us all? I can’t control it, thus it’s too bothersome to worry about it. But then comes Tug. I love this man, he brings balance to my life with his unhinged panic attacks about the most random stuff
Return to the primordial soup, Tug.
Become one with the ocean.
I like how he puts in Polynesians in the video so smoothly
"How dangerous can a fucking snail be?"
Someone didn't press the button.
When I was like 6 years old my dad held me over a tank of electric eels. He also held me over a tank of sharks.
You can't escape the ocean Tugg, let it consume you, embrace the calling
Dude just made me pause and research for half an hour about the taxonomy of fish
Can someone explain to me why fish don’t exist??
i like how your green screen effects are making your body twinkle like Edward
Most of the cute yet deadly animals you get told about as kids in Australia, many times I’ve picked up a cone snail or stone fish
I fear the ocean, it calls my name, it makes me lose sleep, this is because of the so called "t posing squid" which haunts my dreams forever.
The most terrifying thing about the cone snail (for those who don’t know) they have multiple cones in their body that they can shoot up to 6-7 feet which is amazing
i saw a sunfish while i had my legs hanging off my boat. i audibly screamed bc wtf is that. i’m actually traumatized
Love that Tugg hates everything in life just as much as I do
Perfect. Down to the last detail
Dude, you are so funny, you deserve your own Netflix show.
OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW EELS HAPPEN
I love how he just casually says mid sentence that fish are fake and just moves on💀
As a life long crash bandicoot fan i definitely know the danger of ocean eddies
renewing my subscription on thalassophobia right before a beach vacation
This guy spitting modern day Lovecraft over here.
My new favorite RUclips addiction right now. This guy is awesome
I remember when I was in Hawaii with my family and we hiked to this cool swimming location, my sister and I found a bunch of cool shells so we were swimming to and from this tiny island while grabbing a bunch but then a crab poked out of one and then we realized there were crabs in ALL LIKE 20 shells we had and we screamed and dropped them all and RAN. They were not small either like a couple were the size of my palm
I mean I low key agree with Tug’s theory of aliens in the ocean. I have my own insane conspiracy theory that, since we’ve never discovered the bottom of the ocean and it gets darker the deeper you go, the only “bottom of the ocean” is really just space. Especially with how wack everything gets the deeper in the ocean you go. Who knows, maybe Earth is from the deepest depths of an even bigger ocean!
As future Marine Biologist, the ocean is terrifying. I LOVE IT!!
Finally someone who gets me. I hate the ocean so much
I'm confused...
90% of that just amazes me, but maybe my brain is rotten from being a scuba diver
Oh cool. Tugg has now covered 2 of my biggest fears (the biggest being large/dark natural bodies of water.) If it's not the vastness of space is the vastness of a dark ass ocean
In Queensland, Australia, during certain times of the year, you have to wear a full body wetsuit to go swimming in the ocean because of the Irukandji.
Tugg you forgot about the stonefish! The thing looks like a rock, can survive being out of the water, and injects your foot with nasty, electric blue venom. A worse creature you cannot make up
Would you like to know about even more horrifying ocean creatures? No? Well, too bad 🥲 These make me terrified to even be on the same planet as them and if I gotta know they exist so do you!
- The Big Fin Squid
- The Whiplash Squid
- The Red Devil Squid (squids are heckin scary)
- The Bobbit Worm
- The Telescope Fish
- The Gulper/Pelican Eel (I cannot even look at PICTURES of this thing)
- The Tully Monster (it’s not around anymore but it WAS)
Fun fact, I love the ocean. And during a beach trip one time, it was an extremely rough high tide and I was excited as hell to boogey board on the waves cause they were so intense. Anywho a Jellyfish managed to not only sting me, but it fucking stung behind my left knee and swung around and got the front of my right knee in the span of 10 seconds. I nearly got pulled out to sea and had to have help because my legs wouldn’t work properly due to the stinging making them reflexively close when I was trying to walk in to shore. So I have extreme paranoia whenever I go into the ocean. Fun fact, this was fucking YEARS ago but I haven’t been able to get over it even during calm waters.
This fuels my Thalassaphobia
South Dakota. About the farthest you can get from ocean. Hope you don’t mind the cold!
"i need my cat-- i NEED my cat" me every 2 seconds if i owned a cat
Me and Big tugg are the opposite in our feelings towards the ocean, I love the ocean and when I’m not there I get sad 😭
Tugs jacket sparkling distracted me and I had to rewatch a good minute of this video.
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I love that we're meant to believe the earth is 73% ocean - that's OCEAN as in unfathomable amounts of water - and spins at outrageous speeds in the vacuum of space. No "virus" has ever been isolated. And the unabashed arrogance of claiming to know the number of stars in CGI depictions of something or other purportedly in "space" takes the cake!