Shark Guy Washes Ashore - M4A Audio Roleplay

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @ghostofuwu6666
    @ghostofuwu6666 2 года назад +301

    "im fine"
    * glances at the video * idk man it says here you're injured

  • @cozykitten9690
    @cozykitten9690 2 года назад +326

    After binging videos from Casual Geographic, and learning about the.. err, 'relationship' between sharks and orcas.. Our shark boi being injured makes a lot of sense!

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 2 года назад +37

      EXACTLY! orcas are absolute jerks!

    • @melodyyoung1996
      @melodyyoung1996 2 года назад +40

      Knowing that orcas like to yeet seals into the air just for fun. Yeeeaaaa, it makes a lot of sense.

    • @redacted665
      @redacted665 2 года назад +28

      Orcas literally punt seals and other sea creatures for no reason other than to make the seal go wee.

    • @scooter6104
      @scooter6104 2 года назад +21

      EY, ANOTHER CASUAL GEOGRAPHIC FAN
      And Orcas really are pretty sadistic

    • @jkjonesie5915
      @jkjonesie5915 2 года назад +8

      Yes! They're so mean.

  • @a-loser
    @a-loser 2 года назад +38

    “If you sit down I’ll give you your arm back.”
    “YOU’LL give ME, MY arm back??”

  • @nights_the_nightingale
    @nights_the_nightingale Год назад +35

    "Don't like me kissing your hand?"
    No sir I actually enjoy it very much please continue

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight 2 года назад +64

    Him: how am I supposed to cook under water?
    Me: volcanic vents.

    • @MikaylaLoar
      @MikaylaLoar 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's, actually really clever.😗

    • @seraphi3387
      @seraphi3387 Месяц назад

      The only thing is, can they handle the water pressure down there? 🤔🤔🤔

  • @jessicablack3909
    @jessicablack3909 2 года назад +79

    If I ran into an injured talking shark my first question would be "How high am I right now?" LOL

    • @mollieblair9692
      @mollieblair9692 2 года назад +13

      I would to tbh

    • @M00NER_ST4RCATCHER
      @M00NER_ST4RCATCHER Год назад +7

      Mine would be :dead or alive, do you want to be dead or alive,why? Because you tried to bite me that why!

  • @puddin_tain9730
    @puddin_tain9730 2 года назад +135

    Sharkie boi is very sassy and I love it. Also, the hand kissing really had me in the first half, not gonna lie 🤣💀

  • @TapperPlushMom
    @TapperPlushMom 7 месяцев назад +7

    "What do I eat? Really?"
    Well, yeah! If I were to have an injured member of another species living in my house for a week, that'd be one of the first questions I ask - followed closely by "How frequently do you need to eat?" I don't want patients going hungry when they're supposed to be healing!
    This was fun!

  • @CanisMercun
    @CanisMercun 2 года назад +106

    "What's it gonna take to let me come with you?"
    Well first of all, maybe don't threaten me, you big, handsome idiot.
    He's lucky I have a thing for getting myself in mortal danger for weird hot bois.

    • @Viviilikescats
      @Viviilikescats Месяц назад

      This is the best comment I’ve ever seen

  • @scp05-redacted42
    @scp05-redacted42 2 года назад +159

    as a zooligist, I can indeed confirm sir..
    you are not "fine"
    also sir, I am in fact not scared of your teeth. sharks are sea puppies in my eyes, so you will only get pets and stomach scratches. also the fact that you're injured, imma need to take care of that.
    And if you misbehave, i'll just put you in tonic immobility and continue with whatever I was doing.
    all jokes aside, amazing video. And I'd really love to hear more from our sharkie

    • @seraphi3387
      @seraphi3387 Месяц назад +1

      We shall use the rotation method if needed. You have been warned.

  • @KuraiYamino
    @KuraiYamino 2 года назад +55

    This was a fun story. He is sassy. I like. *called out in hordes of blankets*

  • @a-loser
    @a-loser 2 года назад +20

    Dude if you bite me I will bite you back. And a human’s bite is the 2nd most dangerous.

    • @froge3609
      @froge3609 Год назад +3

      I never knew that! Now imma research most dangerous bites!

  • @subval
    @subval 2 года назад +18

    12:40 flashes back to when frosted tips and shark tooth necklaces were a fad.

  • @yeemen6033
    @yeemen6033 2 года назад +55

    i read 'ashore' as a different word that would make quite the interesting but weird audio roleplay.. i need to go to bed.

    • @avasouth3302
      @avasouth3302 2 года назад +3

      you aren’t alone on that one mate

  • @missfangirlslightly-obsess9729
    @missfangirlslightly-obsess9729 2 года назад +88

    " how will i cook underwater"
    Thermal vents! How will i know how deep you can get?! XD
    Im curious how thisnwill play out i hope its a series

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 2 года назад +10

      YOU! YOU GET IT 🤓🤓🤓

    • @missfangirlslightly-obsess9729
      @missfangirlslightly-obsess9729 2 года назад +8

      @@tinseltina thanks! I took up biology in uni and was interested in marin biology when i was smaller.

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 2 года назад +8

      @@missfangirlslightly-obsess9729 thats awesome! very cool

    • @missfangirlslightly-obsess9729
      @missfangirlslightly-obsess9729 2 года назад +8

      @@tinseltina thanks! :3 i didnt push through being a marine biologist though

    • @akirananimoto5843
      @akirananimoto5843 2 года назад +7

      My mind just went to Subnautica. But I agree, thermal vents.

  • @summershawley5052
    @summershawley5052 2 года назад +43

    Don't do it....... dont do it....... dont .........
    Sharkbait oooo haa haa
    DAMN IT!

  • @gothbunnyboy6455
    @gothbunnyboy6455 2 года назад +35

    the title: 🦈🍃🧜‍♂️shark guy washes ashore.🌊🌈🌟🐚
    my dyslexic ass: 😟SHARK GUY WASHES MY WHAT⁉️🤨

  • @akirananimoto5843
    @akirananimoto5843 2 года назад +19

    Well, I guess the teeth part rules him out from being a Whale Shark. I love this duuuuuuuuude.

  • @subval
    @subval 2 года назад +13

    WAIT WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS CAME OUT I WAS BUSY REWATCHING LLAMAS WITH HATS BUT THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!

  • @una9906
    @una9906 2 года назад +10

    the little hand kisses shsjajjs ♡♡

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko 2 года назад +32

    HE'S HEEEERE
    Sir--sir we've just met and I don't trust you not to eat me--YEAH SEE I DIDN’T NEED THE REMINDER
    I'd tell him that humans don't typically walk around shirtless and it'll attract undue attention, but I live in SoCal. Shirtless people are quite abundant. **shrug**
    Lol he yawned and for a second I thought he wasn't getting enough air, having gills and all 🤣
    Ahhhhhh I like this story a lot! He's a very fun character and your delivery is flawless as always!

  • @KKYSHE-pn3vm
    @KKYSHE-pn3vm 2 года назад +11

    this
    this is what makes life worth living

  • @MikaylaLoar
    @MikaylaLoar 5 месяцев назад +2

    Shark: I'm fine😠
    Me: And I call bullsht😁👹

  • @m0ndsage
    @m0ndsage 2 года назад +52

    I would like to know if there's any part 2 for this story cuz i really lovee it😤💕

    • @MageBunkshelf
      @MageBunkshelf  2 года назад +27

      Hey, thank you so much! There's currently not planned to be a part 2 but that could always change in the future, I'm open to it if I have a decent enough idea!

  • @ineeddeath6354
    @ineeddeath6354 2 года назад +25

    Fantastic audio as always :)

  • @ryry_rebel9987
    @ryry_rebel9987 2 года назад +15

    Ganna need a part 2 to this amazing story! 💙

  • @melodyyoung1996
    @melodyyoung1996 2 года назад +34

    Not gonna lie, when the shark made the statement of how close we are to his teeth when he was kissing our hand, I just laughed and wanted to boop his nose.
    Because one, next to seals sharks are like sea puppies (I call them the pitbulls of the sea).
    Two, you're more likely to get hurt or even die from anything else than you are from a shark attack.
    And three, not all sharks have big serrated teeth (hence another reason you may not be attacked by them).

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 2 года назад +19

    I smell a new favourite character

  • @lifed1533
    @lifed1533 2 года назад +11

    For some reason I can't explain I imagine that this audio takes place somewhere off the coast vote Sydney

  • @subval
    @subval 2 года назад +16

    I wonder if the orca ate any moose. Now that would be interesting. Imagine trying to explain a person who just had massive paddles (that’s what the moose antlers are called).

  • @luovalola6022
    @luovalola6022 Год назад +6

    jokes on you sharks are my special interests you cant intimidate me >:) i know deep down how inherently lame every shark is and i love them sm

    • @luovalola6022
      @luovalola6022 Год назад +3

      youre coming at me? not if i put my hand on your face. what if i flip you over what then

    • @Who_evenamIanymore
      @Who_evenamIanymore Год назад +6

      @@luovalola6022 you be like: get rotated nerd.

    • @luovalola6022
      @luovalola6022 Год назад +2

      @@Who_evenamIanymore EXACTLY

  • @heaven-leighslater4602
    @heaven-leighslater4602 Год назад +2

    Oh we definitely need a part 2😮🎉

  • @meliniebrown5888
    @meliniebrown5888 2 года назад +15

    Really enjoy this audio 💯💯💯🌟❤️

  • @Bumblebee-eu3gb
    @Bumblebee-eu3gb 2 года назад +4

    Bro I just love sharks in general I wouldn’t be afraid at all lol

  • @lunamatomboygirl
    @lunamatomboygirl 2 года назад +5

    it is ashamed that there is no picture besides this for the asmr to be more enjoyable.

    • @lunamatomboygirl
      @lunamatomboygirl 2 года назад +1

      like in your little raccoon boy monster thief asmr series.

  • @KateCantDraw
    @KateCantDraw 2 года назад +9

    Fishman

  • @maddisonstewart
    @maddisonstewart 10 дней назад +1

    8:22 did he just say he’s wearing swim shorts???

  • @Karma_341
    @Karma_341 2 года назад +12

    Kinda jealous of the teeth tho not gonna lie🤣

  • @PsychopathNextDoor
    @PsychopathNextDoor 2 года назад +7

    I love sharks, so you can get away with that sass. But I'm absolutely harassing you cause now I got a pet shark for a week.

  • @O.Ivett.V.
    @O.Ivett.V. Год назад +2

    One more thing we need to know.
    Did he grew up on... ✨ BAABY SHARK DU DU RU DU DU DU ✨

  • @awesome_by_default
    @awesome_by_default Год назад +4

    You see, shark boy, you may see humans as these highly hostile creatures who destroy anything that is unusual, which would be a fair presumption considering the types you've likely had dealings with but that's not all of us. Some of us wanna learn about things, wanna understand everything we can, just for the sake of it. Some of those people even dedicate their life's work to it. We call those people scientists. Wanna guess what type of person you're talking to at the moment?

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight 2 года назад +21

    This is a bit of a cliff hanger, we need a part two. And why would a shark boy want to flirt with a human girl like me?

  • @Coolblood120
    @Coolblood120 2 года назад +15

    As per usual I guess I'm dropping everything to listen.

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight 2 года назад +11

    Do you also have electric sensors? You know like regular sharks have on their noses.

  • @peach_3119
    @peach_3119 2 года назад +2

    I'm just imagining he will hog all the blankets and pillows in my house for the next week.
    Also what would he think about TV and stuff?
    Like explaining electricity and shit to him would be so funny.

  • @assassin1012
    @assassin1012 2 года назад +7

    Yassss

  • @midnightamulet7031
    @midnightamulet7031 2 года назад +11

    Could we please get a part 2? I just love this guy, but please to make sure your taking care of yourself first and don't overwork yourself.

    • @MageBunkshelf
      @MageBunkshelf  2 года назад +9

      Thank you so much!
      I'm not currently planning a part 2 to this series. However, this will 100% _not_ be the last time we meet Llyr!

  • @lunamatomboygirl
    @lunamatomboygirl 2 года назад +3

    i love an adore this video, i cannot get it off my youtube page!, it is super addictive!.

  • @_bbrainr0tt_
    @_bbrainr0tt_ 2 года назад +13

    Me listening to this with my ikea blåhaj ✌🏼😗

  • @MsCure.
    @MsCure. 2 года назад +8

    I thought it said..as- nvm

    • @ace_tmt3716
      @ace_tmt3716 2 года назад +5

      Same bro-

    • @zaikurin3848
      @zaikurin3848 2 года назад +1

      @@ace_tmt3716 ah, your PFP.......
      I have that in my photos....

  • @sadgirlsluvmoney5386
    @sadgirlsluvmoney5386 2 года назад +7

    New SUBCRIBER 😊

  • @duke_of_rats7416
    @duke_of_rats7416 2 года назад +9

    Y’all wanna know some *fun facts* about sharks 😏😏

  • @maddisonstewart
    @maddisonstewart Год назад +5

    Is there a part 2

    • @KiraaBee21
      @KiraaBee21 7 месяцев назад +2

      There is now

    • @maddisonstewart
      @maddisonstewart 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@KiraaBee21 what? When???

    • @KiraaBee21
      @KiraaBee21 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@maddisonstewart a few days ago I think

  • @lunamatomboygirl
    @lunamatomboygirl 2 года назад +3

    when or where is part 2?, if there will be, which i am hoping for, on my knees, begging.

    • @lunamatomboygirl
      @lunamatomboygirl 2 года назад +2

      ohohoh man i have a feeling that mage asmrs are gonna get more spicier!.
      strap yourselves in audience!.

    • @MageBunkshelf
      @MageBunkshelf  2 года назад +3

      Hey! Unfortunately I don't currently have plans for a part 2. I don't want to say there'll never be a part 2, just not on the cards right now. That said, Llyr will absolutely return one way or another

  • @primas6665
    @primas6665 Год назад +4

    I really liked this! I watched it while back but now i want to ask
    Does he have legs and a tail or did his tail turn into legs?? Just to confirm 😅 also can he get a part 2?? Ty for making this audio ots good as always
    Have a nice day/night ❤❤

    • @MageBunkshelf
      @MageBunkshelf  Год назад +6

      Glad you liked it!
      So unlike the merfolk in the same universe, Llyr as a shark demihuman doesn't change forms, he keeps both his tail and legs at all times. Also I'd love to do a part 2 but it's hard to find somewhere to take this character that doesn't feel forced. Pretty sure we'll see him again though

    • @primas6665
      @primas6665 Год назад +3

      @@MageBunkshelf Ok! Also tsm for o at least thunking abt a part 2! (And for responding 😊) Have a nice day/night and remember to stay hidrated and take care of yourself (also love ur content) ❤️❤️❤️❤️😊

  • @mikanwithagun8419
    @mikanwithagun8419 2 года назад +6

    Wasssup

  • @C4llum-lol-cringe
    @C4llum-lol-cringe Год назад +5

    Yo why would a shark guy wash a shore? Thats kinda dumb/j

  • @RenInABoxARPs
    @RenInABoxARPs 2 года назад +5

    first