I bought the schlaby monitor, and I can say it makes my baby so happy that he has been levitating in the air saying such cute things like "FREE ME FATHER" and "ROTINOM EHT TSURT T'NOD" Thank you for this beautiful product 🤗🤗🤗
thank you for the incredible content sunny is online ... will be adding this video to the playlist of things ill goon to later edit: i take it back i just remembered the video has babies in it so ill be adding this video to the playlist of things ill cry to later
Perfection the absolute absence of flaw creates what can only be described as a creation beholden to us by possibly the brightest inventor that has placed foot on this mortal realm of existence. 1000/10
So get this? I buy Schlaby monitor for former KGB agent. The guy sets up his Schlaby Monitor in his living room, where his baby asleep. He hears crying in the night, walks out there, and boom, it thought he was a threat, lasered him. They found his remains in the morning.
Here is a a perfect tasty chocolate chip cookie recipe Ingredients 3 1/4 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 3/4 teaspoon salt 1 1/3 cups butter, softened 1 1/4 cups granulated sugar 1 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 2 eggs 4 teaspoons McCormick All Natural Pure Vanilla Extract 1 package (12 ounces) semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 cup chopped walnuts, optional Step 1 Preheat oven to 375°F. Mix flour, baking soda and salt in medium bowl. Set aside. Beat butter and sugars in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Add eggs and vanilla; mix well. Gradually beat in flour mixture on low speed until well mixed. Stir in chocolate chips and walnuts, if desired. Step 2 Drop by rounded tablespoons about 2 inches apart onto ungreased baking sheets. Step 3 Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until lightly browned. Cool on baking sheets 1 minute. Remove to wire racks; cool completely.
you scare me
you scare me
you scare me
Cheese
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Dream breaking into the baby's bedroom is so puppy coded 😍😍😍
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@@SunnyIsOnline REPENT OR BURN :)
ITS SO DOG CODED💀💀💀
Druppy 😩😩😩 (satire)
puppy pilled even
😭 No words, 10/10 for very human design
Umm actually 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 That's 6 words
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oh. my. god. I saw you from your femtanyl katamari animation... AND DIDNT REALIZE YOU WERE ALSO THE GUY WHO MADE THIS
This is the best use for $50,000 I've ever seen. Verbalase should take notes.
I just spent 50 thousand dollars on softcore corn
@@noemimartinezcaldo8816feelin' good!
@@noemimartinezcaldo8816 *softpore corn
I like how it’s marketed as a cheaper way to take care of your baby so you don’t have to spend $50,000, yet it cost still $50,000
best part is you genuinely impressed schlatt with this on the vod 😭
Which VOD is it?
@@ikilledacan pretty sure it’s the newest on the vods channel, pretty sure it has “inventions” somewhere in the title
@@ikilledacan "Schlatt Ranks Your CURSED Business Ideas" About 3 hours and 54 minutes into the vod.
Snd genuinely scared him too
I just realized
"Couldn't be further from perfection" means they are the most IMperfect they could possibly be.
THE NUMBER AT THE END BROUGHT ME TO A LEGAL COMPANY 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I JUST TYPED IN FUNNY LETTERS IM SO SORRY 😭😭
@@SunnyIsOnline LMFAO
@@SunnyIsOnline nah that is hilarious I’m subscribing
You heard of Lethal Company, now comes to you LEGAL COMPANY
ITS REAL I TRIED IT
I too needed a product to yell “REPENT OR BURN” at my child
I am satisfied with my Schlaby monitor. My family has never be happier thanks to the Schlaby monitor.
i love how the monitor just screams REPENT
It cost one 3 minute softcore hazben hotel animated music video to take care of a baby within its first year?
yes
why did it take me this long to realize the ultrakill katamari guy was also the schlaby monitor guy
Design is very human
I could see this on shark tank.
Bro this is amazingly well done! I hope youre proud of yourself, the angles and the designs are awesome, and the whole concept works really well
This is so favorite puppy.
Dream is in fact a threat
"REPENT OR BURN" wth bro 😭
Spam emailing the academy awards until they give this an Oscar 🙏
Idk why but i love the the way "schlaby" sounds
If being underrated was a crime you’d get the death penalty
The design is very human.
That kid was so happy about his Schlaby monitor he changed races
Bro’s monitor has to have a medical ad warning
Jschlatt will surely invest
Looks so fun! Will try it out on the newborn.😊
would be buying this for my newborns! i hope they enjoy this present from santa! thank you sunny
Jesus Christ this is horrifying. Amazing work
Ngl I would buy this
"REPENT OR BURN" the schlaby monitor played calmly
"Schittler"s sanity collapsed faster than the first tower.
I haven’t stopped laughing at this video, and always end up finding my way back to it. This is the best product I’ve seen on Shlark Tank so far.
Hearing Kwebbelkop in this video was one of the most unsuspected thing coming out of this video
“REPENT OR BURN!” Holy jesus i spent 23 minutes rolling on the floor suffocating while laughing
Edit: HOLI SHEET AM FAMOS
Imagine the frequency it'll make if the parents yell at them. it'll do double the damage
I bought the schlaby monitor, and I can say it makes my baby so happy that he has been levitating in the air saying such cute things like "FREE ME FATHER" and "ROTINOM EHT TSURT T'NOD" Thank you for this beautiful product 🤗🤗🤗
thank you for the incredible content sunny is online ... will be adding this video to the playlist of things ill goon to later
edit: i take it back i just remembered the video has babies in it so ill be adding this video to the playlist of things ill cry to later
The duality
WHAT
The fact that this actually got onto jschlatt shark tank congrats
Can we get a Tednivision nightlight to accompany this lovely product❤❤❤❤
This is a wonderful idea
@@SunnyIsOnline finally I'll have a nightlight for my milk room
i am eager to invest.
Perfection the absolute absence of flaw creates what can only be described as a creation beholden to us by possibly the brightest inventor that has placed foot on this mortal realm of existence.
1000/10
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️▪️
Ate my baby, saved a lotta money though
We need this
Youre insane for this
Shut up and take my money!
Gotta live the schlaby beam to keep out the "bad dreams"
so youre telling me u made both this and the katamari v1 animation? goated
That looks like a bomb
I'd buy three - one for each of the little ones in my basement ☺☺☺
This was made to stop the babies from remembering the Shlatt incident from ‘99
Revolutionary.
Purchased the Schlaby Monitor, directions unclear, blew up baby
No other baby monitor could surpass this level of supremeness, just the pure thought of it alone kills you.
I have been rebirthed as a schlaby now .
This is the best product
I NEED IT
I NEED THIS
Love the realistic human teeth and gums
I don’t have a child but I want them for other ….reasons
Yes i want the schlaby monitor to change the race of my baby
YURT ONG!!!
I would unironically buy this for myself
Is it bad that I can sound pretty much exactly like this guy-
My baby became unsettlingly christian in just 4 days after buying my very own schlaby.
Take my money
Slate's Shit Tank's Next Big Successor.
So get this?
I buy Schlaby monitor for former KGB agent.
The guy sets up his Schlaby Monitor in his living room, where his baby asleep.
He hears crying in the night, walks out there, and boom, it thought he was a threat, lasered him.
They found his remains in the morning.
I’m terrified of what other ideas are floating around in your mind
“Skibidi” must’ve loved this one
The shadow creatures fear you
1:10 REPENT OR BURN IN
This is awesomeeee
Gooner camera?
THE DESIGN IS VERY HUMAN
This. This is the best fucking thing I’ve seen in my whole formerly worthless life, the Schlaby Monitor has given me meaning.
Five nights at Schlaby's
The fact that it was $50,000 at the end made me laugh
Here is a a perfect tasty chocolate chip cookie recipe
Ingredients
3 1/4 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
1 1/3 cups butter, softened
1 1/4 cups granulated sugar
1 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
2 eggs
4 teaspoons McCormick All Natural Pure Vanilla Extract
1 package (12 ounces) semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 cup chopped walnuts, optional
Step 1
Preheat oven to 375°F. Mix flour, baking soda and salt in medium bowl. Set aside. Beat butter and sugars in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Add eggs and vanilla; mix well. Gradually beat in flour mixture on low speed until well mixed. Stir in chocolate chips and walnuts, if desired.
Step 2
Drop by rounded tablespoons about 2 inches apart onto ungreased baking sheets.
Step 3
Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until lightly browned. Cool on baking sheets 1 minute. Remove to wire racks; cool completely.
i thought it was the nostalgia critic when i saw the thumbnail
The design is very human
are you like a god or something?? why is everything you make so damn PERFECT???
Man, I want a Schlaby Monitor
Best product ever, change my mind. (The 3 kids in my basement agree)
this is the greatest invention ever
Nice Schlark Tank pitch.
"Shat" has found the greatest baby monitor
The Schlaby monitor has revolutionized my home, uncle ulisies is never getting inside my house to touch my child like he touched me 👍
I'll get it if it automatically blasts out My Way, an original song by Shlagg
The Shlatting of 87
The design is very Human
Underrated
I need this. Now.
I’d edge to this
fr id goon to this
if someone were to make this as a plushie i would buy it
those are some serious side effects.... i'll take 3
The thumbnail looks like that one undertale attack
Now that’s fucking scary
Didnt know that jschlatt had its own entry in the fnaf series