The fucking MCH got me 🤣 “That’s not full auto” is a phrase that has gone down in history as a bringer of true terror! And damn that overheat do be fast doe…
I was not amused until I saw the AST one. This is so true, I really will begin to use undraw if I will get sun emblem 4 time in a row AFTER REROLLING AGAIN
@@AtomicBoo you dont, astrodine is on 90 sec do you can use it after the 4th card. never undraw bc the extra dmg you do isnt as much as the dmg others do with a card
Trying to keep the main tank constantly shielded can be a bona fide chore. So I just have the shield for the beginning of the fight, pop the fairy regen and have 3-6 burst heals ready just in case. Fairy Regen+Fairy Heals+Damage Mitigation+”Ohshitheals” will keep any tank (and party) alive. And cause any Sch to mald if *the tank doesn’t use tank stance or their own mitigations*
As someone who has mastered all tanks-I only did Paladin for the glam, Dark Knight was mastered because Shadowbringers and then out of pure obligation after learning Kentaro Miura died, Warrior because unga-bunga but I don't touch them, and Gunbreaker because I loved FF8. So... yeah, everything is pretty accurate.
I'm not gonna rage because of the dragoon joke. But come on guys, can't we come up with something new? It's jealousy at this point, everyone has new jokes :(
pardon the noob question but say I'm a black mage who wants to switch to dragoon: would I allowed to keep my spells or am I screwed? I looked it up and it was kinda unclear for me.
Not sure if I'm too late, but, your spells are exclusive to the job you're playing (except for a few abilities that are shared between all jobs of a specific role). But you're not screwed on that, since the moment you switch back to black mage, all of your spells and hotbars are put right back where you had them last.
Honestly i always forget my cards but my fucking god that fuckin card is so goddamn useless. I think its for healer or phys ranged but usually i dont reserve em for those people. And besides, healers have spire(?).
My dude, AST cards are split down the middle between melee and ranged. Balance, Arrow, and Spear increase damage dealt by 6% for melee (including tanks), Bole, Spire, and Ewer increase damage dealt by 6% for ranged (including casters and healers). It's been this way for two expansions now. Way back in HW and SB, the Bole was an increase to healing received and was mostly useless (it was generally just fed to Royal Road), Spire was a TP regen and Ewer was MP regen, but this joke is one of those "only the OGs understand" ones and it's not how cards have worked in years. None of them are useless anymore. Balance, Arrow, and Spear go to melee, Bole, Spire, and Ewer go to ranged, and you should be giving them out at every available opportunity.
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Tbh red mages do exclusively fight with the power of their drip
I swear they don't have a single bad glam 😆
@@TheMicroNinja yeah because our glams are all the same lmao
We might not be able to do the most damage, but we will always look fly while doing it.
Lore-wise, they use their own aether for their spells, which is why they don't do as much damage, but we all know that by that they meant drip
i'll do the healers job and i'll look better than them while doing it
The fucking MCH got me 🤣
“That’s not full auto” is a phrase that has gone down in history as a bringer of true terror!
And damn that overheat do be fast doe…
There's a reason you need single digit ping for MCH
@@iaxacs3801 I mean, I get 99s as MCH with 60ms, so I don't think that's true.
@@Doozclops Sorry was giving an example as a joke. You could hit almost 100ms and do fine. Your timing windows are gonna be tight though
As a AST main...
I JUST WANT MY ASTRODYNE.
The first ones "white knight" took me a minute to understand but the more I think about it the funnier it gets
Black mage “Fuck everything and everyone in my path!” 😂
Healers were on point and machinist made me die.
reaper, absolutely, did not disappoint
I was not amused until I saw the AST one. This is so true, I really will begin to use undraw if I will get sun emblem 4 time in a row AFTER REROLLING AGAIN
*Has three sun emblems*
"Come on.... quite literally anything else!"
>Gets Balance
>Redraw
>Gets Bole
>Undraw
>Gets Balance, again
>Redraw
>Gets Bole, again.
"Are you fucking kidding me"
@@CerulianHimmel yeah, just that. I have "I am very lucky today!" or "I pray the sun today"... nothing in between
Astrologians when they drew Spire pre-shadowbringers:
I dont like how theres no usefull way to dispose an unwated emblem without undrawing like in Shb :/
@@AtomicBoo you dont, astrodine is on 90 sec do you can use it after the 4th card. never undraw bc the extra dmg you do isnt as much as the dmg others do with a card
Bard and Black mage made me cackle. XD
the warrior one should have been immortality not fel cleave, we pretty much dont have to die unless we want to
Tbf we basically Fell Cleave as much as possible unless you like to save up for Inner
"unless we want to" 0_0
Dying with Bloodwhetting on is infinitely more embarrassing than a dragoon dying to AOE
@@Brainrot-li8se i don't see how that happens unless you're doing nothing but auto attacks or standing in every aoe possible.
These had me cackling. That Scholar with Galvanize on Pally. LOL
Needed to pop wings and then apply DPS tags to the rock throwers for 10/10 meme status.
Trying to keep the main tank constantly shielded can be a bona fide chore. So I just have the shield for the beginning of the fight, pop the fairy regen and have 3-6 burst heals ready just in case. Fairy Regen+Fairy Heals+Damage Mitigation+”Ohshitheals” will keep any tank (and party) alive. And cause any Sch to mald if *the tank doesn’t use tank stance or their own mitigations*
Bard made me laugh hysterically, but I'm a tad disappointed that it was such a short clip.
[Adloquium intensifies]
CRITLOQUIUM
As a Warrior main, the Warrior meme hit diffrent.
bard got done dirty, come on man
Yup, the Black Mage one checks out. Especially after you unlock the free Fire III.
As Summoner Main since HW i can aprove this ! :D
Difference between a mch and a sage is we have laser guns.
I think if you want to be technical we also have a more potent poison than mach's through Eukrasian Dosis vs their Bioblaster.
Yeah but MCH also get a Rocket Launcher
@@DaimoHope Pneuma is just a giant laser cannon. That beats out a rocket launcher by default
But MCH goes bang, sage goes phew.
I will lead myself to the door.
as a dragoon, yeah. we fall both into AoEs and out of them (out of the playing field)
you dont even need to put the full clip for bard, we all just know
I wasn't enjoying any but then the Astro got me and I laughed xD
GNB main here: How dare. At least Liberi Fatali was there but how dare.
Overheat real do be the full auto of MCH's kit
Holy shit BLU at the end lmfao
As someone who has mastered all tanks-I only did Paladin for the glam, Dark Knight was mastered because Shadowbringers and then out of pure obligation after learning Kentaro Miura died, Warrior because unga-bunga but I don't touch them, and Gunbreaker because I loved FF8. So... yeah, everything is pretty accurate.
That meme for DNC was perfect!
As scholar i approved that.
Holy really is blinding AF.
that last one needs an update once you have Sharpened knife and Blaze
Very accurate for summoner 😆 🤣
Summoner has the power of multiple gods and anime though.
@@zeehero7280 ye lol
the last one lol
Damn. Y'all really only got one joke for dragoon, don't ya?
As a DRG main, I relish in spreading the joke. I also might accidentally kill myself with the backflip far more than I care to admit.
Ahhh monk glad I picked it up
hahaha this is great
This was Whack but I love it
I laughed at reaper
Ok ok the whitemage got me😂😂
Paladin should get one of those Deus Vult meme songs.
The AST part killed me🤣
I swear I only picked up Paladin cause it is the closest to Hollow Knight!
The dark knight one is a bit outdated now since the buffed LD and moved the second AoE attack to 45
Not gonna lie...summoner killed me lol
As an AST main, I felt that 🤣
Black mage meme not being Megumin explosion was a complete miss ngl
Was waiting for it actually.
Highly amused with WAR and BLM.
Battlejob
Omg WHITE MAGE IS 100% CORRECT
As a Dark Knight 0:43 was true
0:44 is also true
I'm starting as a gladiator but I don't intend to use a shield: which of these would apply to me?
Probably the Red Mage drip, Paladins without shields can look fly as hell
Paladin have Agrias Armor as a glam, with this drip is Red Mage Tier
It’s always the DRG
I do *not* wear fedoras
I'm not gonna rage because of the dragoon joke. But come on guys, can't we come up with something new? It's jealousy at this point, everyone has new jokes :(
Yeah DRG needs a new joke, maybe something to do with how weird dragon eye is to weave or smthing. Idk
pardon the noob question but say I'm a black mage who wants to switch to dragoon: would I allowed to keep my spells or am I screwed? I looked it up and it was kinda unclear for me.
Not sure if I'm too late, but, your spells are exclusive to the job you're playing (except for a few abilities that are shared between all jobs of a specific role). But you're not screwed on that, since the moment you switch back to black mage, all of your spells and hotbars are put right back where you had them last.
@@althelor thanks for the tip
what is the song used for monch? o:
As a BLM main since ARR...
8)
hOLY CRAP
As a gunbreaker main i don’t get it?
1:07 Too bad we can't do this any more. #bringbackkaiten
I don't get the first one. Is it just saying that PLD players are neckbeards?
Honestly i always forget my cards but my fucking god that fuckin card is so goddamn useless. I think its for healer or phys ranged but usually i dont reserve em for those people. And besides, healers have spire(?).
My dude, AST cards are split down the middle between melee and ranged. Balance, Arrow, and Spear increase damage dealt by 6% for melee (including tanks), Bole, Spire, and Ewer increase damage dealt by 6% for ranged (including casters and healers). It's been this way for two expansions now. Way back in HW and SB, the Bole was an increase to healing received and was mostly useless (it was generally just fed to Royal Road), Spire was a TP regen and Ewer was MP regen, but this joke is one of those "only the OGs understand" ones and it's not how cards have worked in years. None of them are useless anymore. Balance, Arrow, and Spear go to melee, Bole, Spire, and Ewer go to ranged, and you should be giving them out at every available opportunity.
Can someone help me understand the Paladin meme please?
White Knight?
@@Lunaphire 👆🏽
Disappointed did not even copout with the obvious Black Mage Meme. Megumin. Need I say more?
Ninja meme has no rabbit. this is very inaccurate.
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