#HSR Trailblazer: Now that the threat of the Stellaron is resolved, it's time to return to the Express to embark on another journey Some random civilian: Hey, i need help with something, please come over Trailblazer: Oh ffs.
#HSR The enemy after seele finally finishes attacking: finally time for payback Bronya about to give seele another turn: I’m bouta end this man’s whole career
#HSR Kafka: I have essentially turned a Stelleron, a ppanet killer into a person. Who knows what chaos that will unleash? MC: *digs into 457th trashcan* Kafka: ...we did use a human and not a raccoon as the vessel, right?
#HSR C6 in Genshin: After getting a lot of useful upgrades like +3 levels to your talents you finally unlock the strongest boost for your favourite character. E6 on Star Rail: Ay man this look pretty good ma... ...Where yo clothes at?
4:54 A reminder that this is the same Welt from Honkai Impact 3rd and that at one time he was a certified BAMF who used a potentially apocalyptic level power to fight a being that was going to destroy the world.
#HSR Trailblazer: “so I found bells, you say that your sister was wearing them, right?” Bloodborn players: “Do not repeat our mistake, don’t give them to her!”
#HSR That one guard: How about we explore the area ahead of us la- I MEAN YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER! NO TRESPASSING! Me: hehe no trespassing or feel the Paimonial wrath
#HSR Stelle: “did you know that there’s a anonymous group that are big fans of you Herta??” Herta: “Why would I care, I’m not their mother” *The group watching everything:* “😭”
#HSR Different types of HSR players The new-to-hoyo-games: _these graphics are nice!_ The genshin player: *_sweating profusely at the thought that they're gonna get addicted to another hoyo game_* The HI3rd veteran: HIMEKO *_cries_*
#HSR Me heading to the parlor car to cure depression with Pompom Pompom for a heartbreaking reason: "Grr, stop annoying me, I'm working!" *depression intensifies*
Side quest start: A small errand like getting this thing and getting paid for it Side quest end: someone dies or someone solves and existential crisis or someone recovered their will to live. no matter the case, you're involved.
I'm still waiting for the inevitable community war between March 7th, and Amber simps. Both cute Guide characters with happy energy vibes that put my depression on hold for a moment.
#hsr Fun facts The first 50 50 ever for the weapon banner is 75 25 with a better chance for featured weapon You can get extra area exclusive currency (such as shield for the special shop) by talking to some npcs When you can clear a domain/leyline(calyx but some people understand this better) without your hp dropping by 25% or more You can auto battle it with no worries When you roll 90 times and fail a 5* It gives just gives it to you without the need to roll After side quests that involve an npc is completed, talk to the npc(if they're alive) some give an achievement There are several Easter eggs in hsr of genshin including a paimon one Keep interacting with a restricted area gate(the one where u actually can't go through even if the story is completed)in belebog overworld The rates are 10x better than genshin being 1.2% for a 5* and 0.6% for the featured compared the genshin's 0.12 and 0.06 (Got seele from those rates :D)
3:55 I wish I didnt know this... I really just opened the game, and clicked every 6th eidolon; and you can see a very vague image of everyone naked. WTF DID I LEARN TODAY
Frostpunk reference? I’m liking where this is going… and it has absolutely nothing with me thinking the exact same thing when I first saw Belobog… not at all
depends on the puzzles honestly. Some puzzle types I solve pretty quick and easy. Others I struggle with. I feel like some puzzles fit better with different type off logic people have.
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
#HSR
Trailblazer: Whatcha got there
Himeko: A GIANT PIZZA CUTTER
No way,i think i was alone
@@overback6280 it is a giant pizza cutter doe
#HSR
Hoyoverse: HSR is a turn based game
Seele: Not anymore
There is a achievement where it needs to be your turn 100 times consecutively
Yeah, the turns are based off of whatever Seele wants to do, and she wants to attack right now
There's an achievement for allies attacking for 20 consecutive turns
Wth 💀 Hoyoverse knew this was coming
Nobody:
Not a single HSR character:
the entirety of the universe as we know it:
Sampo’s ult animation: 🏃♂️😘😍
That’s one of the reasons my little sister is a simp for him…
Blud legit🏃♂️🙂💖💣
Hey, I remember you. I used to watch "genshin memes" a few years ago
Man😂😂
F-few years?
Same here, 2020 to be exact
Genshin's lossing the fight, well doesnt matter i'll keep on enjoying both honkai SR, I3 and genshin
I felt like bro was directly talking to my soul
#HSR
Trailblazer: Now that the threat of the Stellaron is resolved, it's time to return to the Express to embark on another journey
Some random civilian: Hey, i need help with something, please come over
Trailblazer: Oh ffs.
#HSR
random person: *breathes slightly too close to clara*
Svarog about to hit them with a ggxrd instant kill: your free trial of life has expired
*DESTROYED*
*VIOLENCE ACTIVATION PROTOCOL*
Kafka when she escaped: Chilling on the bed
Blade when he helped Kafka escaped: *jumps down like a 🐬*
March 4th: do you love me ?
Trailblazer: of course
March 4th: more then your trash can ?
Trailblazer: *know your place*
March 7th
The face that March makes every time you troll her with a sarcastic response is priceless
March: 👁️__👁️
MC:😂
#HSR
The enemy after seele finally finishes attacking: finally time for payback
Bronya about to give seele another turn: I’m bouta end this man’s whole career
#HSR
Me: _chooses Caelus_
Every meme: _uses Stelle_
Me: _visible sadness_
Literally me
i mean if you played Hi3 you will know the tradition is the mc to be female
@@TheRealShyShadow they changed it to Aether in gi so at this point who knows (I know it’s not a honkai game but still)
Relatable lol
Repeat after me: Stelle is better, so is Lumine.
#HSR
No one :
No body :
Not even a single soul :
Seele : OH BOY WHAT A GOOD DAY TO PERFORM 4 ACTIONS IN 1 TURN
4? Only 4?
If it isn't 40 you're doing it wrong
Nobody:
#HSR
How Himeko and Welt destroying the earth
and the universe only to do 24-107 dmg: It's free real estate.
#HSR
Kafka: I have essentially turned a Stelleron, a ppanet killer into a person. Who knows what chaos that will unleash?
MC: *digs into 457th trashcan*
Kafka: ...we did use a human and not a raccoon as the vessel, right?
#HSR
**Finishes Belobog arc**
March 7th: That was fun
Meanwhile Bronya just lost her mom
Trailblazer: And I took that seriously
glad I'm not the only one who thought about Frostpunk when Belobog was revealed
#HSR
C6 in Genshin:
After getting a lot of useful upgrades like +3 levels to your talents you finally unlock the strongest boost for your favourite character.
E6 on Star Rail:
Ay man this look pretty good ma...
...Where yo clothes at?
4:54 A reminder that this is the same Welt from Honkai Impact 3rd and that at one time he was a certified BAMF who used a potentially apocalyptic level power to fight a being that was going to destroy the world.
#HSR
Other Impacts: Nooooo, dOn'T lEwD oUr ChArActErs...
Star Rail: Fine (sixth Eidolon), I'll do it myself.
4:29 Doesn’t Dan heng have like some of his clothes removed when he turns into a dragon human dude
i feel like the trashcan joke will be beaten to death just like the emergency food joke
Oh it gets worse!
#HSR
Me after being roasted by a robot in the mines: so….this is how paigmon gonna get back at us
Everyone: Bailu is the next qiqi!!!
No one :
Not a single soul:
Clara abt to be the next dehya
One is meta
A busted af Dehya, mind you.
@@bio.5685 yeah yeah
This is not even remotely accurate. YanQing is the next Dehya they share the same VA.
@@xaero07vsxaero69 im so happy amber may now voices a character that can actually deal damage
#HSR
Trailblazer: “so I found bells, you say that your sister was wearing them, right?”
Bloodborn players: “Do not repeat our mistake, don’t give them to her!”
Omg LUMMINE IN STELLES OUTFIT😍
#HSR
*Severls brother getting bullied*
*Cutley smashes the persons skull with her guitar*
(This was so cringe💀)
IKR
Agreed
#HSR
"You picked Stelle because she's cute, hot etc. I picked Stelle because I pick Aether at Genshin Impact."
"We're not the same"
#HSR
That one guard: How about we explore the area ahead of us la- I MEAN YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER! NO TRESPASSING!
Me: hehe no trespassing or feel the Paimonial wrath
#HSR
Remember what happened to the last red haired in a HOYOVERSE game?
Sees Clara and Diluc
OH GOD NO
himeko in HI3 ;-;
but clara hair not red
Noooo nononono, Clara is red clothed, not red haired
She safe
Edit: Nilou is not safe either
#HSR
Stelle: “did you know that there’s a anonymous group that are big fans of you Herta??”
Herta: “Why would I care, I’m not their mother”
*The group watching everything:*
“😭”
You pick Caelus: normal guy searching trash can
You pick Stella: Dan Heng taking 2 idiot for a walk (to hell)
#HSR
Mc be like:
I do not know who I am
I don't know why Im here
All I know is that I must *bonk*
Later at the end of the first planet:
Your bonking bat has evolved into.. a burning lance
Rules... ARE MADE TO BE BONKED!!!
#HSR
March: Hey Caelus, look!
Caelus: What?
March wears a clown nose
Caelus:😂
March:😂
Dan Heng: *deep breath* oh mY F****NG GOD!!!
The side quests one...
Man... some of the side quests really hit you in the heart
When i got to the mc and saw the bat i got vibs from yakuza 0 and kiwami 1
#HSR
Dan Heng after seeing Blade in nightmare
-Nope, I'm not going to Luofu.
Dan Heng after seeing Blade on the call record
-Wait for me. I'm going.
#HSR
Seele: *Is the best single target unit in the game*
Everyone: She’s practically an AOE unit
#HSR
No one:
*Herta being iconic while spinning till she ends humanity with her big hammer*
#HSR
Stelle talking to one of Herta’s puppets: “Sup”
Herta connected to her puppet: “F off and don’t ruin my sight.”
The Cadbury egg comparison sent me 💀
#HSR
No one:
Herta: “ever seen a diamond this big huh? Well it’s all yours!”
*proceeds to be sarcastic while saying it*
Me who has hemiko,herta and march 7th in a team toghether: the problem with being faster than light is you can only live in darkness
I'm gonna need the 1h version of chibi kuru kuru.
#HSR seele murdering every enemies in her way
The rest of the team: WHY DID WE NOT GET A SINGLE TURN
2:44 pom pom shouldve think twice before going to the philliphines in heat stroke level heat
3:09
it's a pizza party now
Oh my, that second to last one about Frostpunk is so accurate. That was the first thought that came to mind when I saw that scene.
The thing about the different phones is such a cool detail. I really want a phone case that looks like one of their phones
#HSR
Different types of HSR players
The new-to-hoyo-games: _these graphics are nice!_
The genshin player: *_sweating profusely at the thought that they're gonna get addicted to another hoyo game_*
The HI3rd veteran: HIMEKO *_cries_*
I am the Genshin player sweating profusely at the thought of being addicted to another hoyo game
6:10 that was a massive jumpscare
#HSR
Me heading to the parlor car to cure depression with Pompom
Pompom for a heartbreaking reason: "Grr, stop annoying me, I'm working!"
*depression intensifies*
#HSR
Antimatter legion: "what are you going to do? we have an army"
Trailblazer: "and we have a Clara"
2:42 the person is gonna have a massive stroke 😅 also Pom pom visiting the Valkyrie base
#HSR
Clara: Because We're Family.
Vin Diesel: Did you say Family?
3:48 OMG I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!
Stelle took it to the point that she can have the trash can as her profile picture..
They have become one 💀
#HSR
Svarog : If anything happened to Clara, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself!!!
#HSR
POV. You hurt clara
Everyone: BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE SIDE EYE
4:04 Welt's E6 actually shows a younger version of him.
3:09
Great now I’m thinking of them with that one audio
7:47 Because in prison she needed to hang over all of her goods, like contact lens and make up(she doesn't have lipstick in this segment)
1:30 Dorm will be proud of you Clara
#HSR
Amo:could you help me find the garbage king
Stelle: well bow your head you were standing before her
Side quest start: A small errand like getting this thing and getting paid for it
Side quest end: someone dies or someone solves and existential crisis or someone recovered their will to live. no matter the case, you're involved.
Just realized that the main trio of star rail has the same energy as the main group in YuYu Hakusho.
I'm still waiting for the inevitable community war between March 7th, and Amber simps. Both cute Guide characters with happy energy vibes that put my depression on hold for a moment.
#HSR
march 7th: i was stuck in six phase ice
dan heng: mystery back story
MC: i am a powerful racoon
#hsr
Fun facts
The first 50 50 ever for the weapon banner is 75 25 with a better chance for featured weapon
You can get extra area exclusive currency (such as shield for the special shop) by talking to some npcs
When you can clear a domain/leyline(calyx but some people understand this better) without your hp dropping by 25% or more
You can auto battle it with no worries
When you roll 90 times and fail a 5*
It gives just gives it to you without the need to roll
After side quests that involve an npc is completed, talk to the npc(if they're alive) some give an achievement
There are several Easter eggs in hsr of genshin including a paimon one
Keep interacting with a restricted area gate(the one where u actually can't go through even if the story is completed)in belebog overworld
The rates are 10x better than genshin being 1.2% for a 5* and 0.6% for the featured compared the genshin's 0.12 and 0.06
(Got seele from those rates :D)
So apparently the tradition of a Genshin meme video at 9:33 CET has officially ended
I am only just now realizing that MC’s blast ultimate is literally just a Yakuza reference.
3:55 I wish I didnt know this... I really just opened the game, and clicked every 6th eidolon; and you can see a very vague image of everyone naked. WTF DID I LEARN TODAY
#HSR
Natasha's Teddy Bear every time she uses her ult:
#HSR
*My DPS touches the enemy*
Herta: "I live in Spain without the a"
2:55 Ain't no way. She got sold by human traffickers 💀
3:09
MC:What about me
Finally memes for the new game
Anyone who knows even a bit about Honkai Impact 3rd knows that Welt is the chaddest of chads
2:08 yep that is SeeYa
#HSR
Hook and Clara: Big Bro
Trailblazer: (Internal Screaming)
the gacha ticket in simulated universe is the best crucio and the worst crucio at the same time.
for real, guide paradox was dark.
oh god I misheard stop patting me already so bad
One big happy family is literally a whale players' achievement
Frostpunk reference? I’m liking where this is going… and it has absolutely nothing with me thinking the exact same thing when I first saw Belobog… not at all
#HSR
Physical MC swinging
Joel Miller swinging
They're the same picture
3:36 can you give me a link where you got the comic?
BRO THATS WHAT I'M SAYIN
Belabog is straight out of Frostpunk
#HSR
Seele: *Being the biggest tsundere in all of Star Rail*
Bronya: *Casually flirts with her*
Seele: *Speaking in gibberish due to embarrassment*
7:47 It's because of the gleam on her eyes
#HSR
*DPS dies*
Bailu: Oh no! Anyways… *Revives DPS*
#HSR
Everyone: OMG Pom-Pom 😳❤
Me: Po*n-P*rn? 🐧
My granddad: Bomb-Bomb!? 💀
man i loved sampoo and hated that all the dialogue options for him were rude
hes just a sketch dude and thats funny
The puzzles aren’t that bad later on too. They kinda click when you understand what you’re doing.
depends on the puzzles honestly.
Some puzzle types I solve pretty quick and easy. Others I struggle with. I feel like some puzzles fit better with different type off logic people have.
First time i got galactic big lotto: broke
2nd time i got galactic big lotto:
Got the destruction thing
Broke
#GIm me goes to challenge simulatied universe with no path the boss :you weak me:did you forget my blessing activates fighting spirts boss;ahhhhhhh
The hastag is #HSR though
#HSR me goes to challenge simulated universe with no paths the boss: your weak me who has so many fighting spirt blessing: so you have chosen death
3:19 I never intend on playing the game but why hate the blue man?
#HSR
Aether: Hello Caelus from HSR
Caelus: Hello Aether from GI
Both literally doing anything for Primogems/Stellar Jades
7:31 arcane is the story
#HSR
Cocolia vs La Signora on
Hoyo died unplayable waifu
1:02 This but with a trash can
cant wait for the Kafka Banner
Everyone: OMG Pom-Pom 😳❤️
Me: Po*n-P*rn? 🐧