i find it very creepy that every time i think "hey, i wonder when one of those emo quartet instavid videos will come out again", one is posted that exact day.
Brain: wAkE uPppppPPPpppPpPpPP TiMe tO rYan rOsS Me: *B-but it's 2 AM* Brain: wHaT eLsE aRe yOu sUpPoSed tO dO aT 2 AM?? Me: *sleep* Brain: goTta rYan rOsS
I liked this kid who looks like ryan ross, but I haven't seen him in awhile because he went to another school. Now my friends and I still talk about him and joke about how he left the school.
wow i hate how regretful i am when i forgot what i commented honestly Ryan can see these videos and see my comment at any moment and can but a restraining order on me
Ryan fell in grass i told my crush to read it and he said it was inappropriate and he even looked up what smut was in the dictionary and i just wanted to die
Smol Pohtata omg xDD I told my bf to read it and was like "Are you fucking okay? Do you need help..?" and yes I responded "I'm not okay(I promise)" and he walked away xD
you know...what would really be sad is if Ryan, Spencer, John and Dallon were in band together since they all left.....hmm.....some stuff to think about
ryan honestly deserves the world i mean he has the sweetest soul ever and brightens up everyones day. no matter what he ends up doing i wish him the best (even though i know he doesn't need luck. that talented bastard)
I've been a fan since 2005 and seeing this is kind of sad. I miss the good old days and I wish it was like that again. I love Brendon with all my heart and respect their wishes but it would make me so happy to see Ryan and Brendon collaborate on a song together again.
It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.” and Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music” "That’s impossible. Do you wanna start a band?” And Patrick’s like “…Yeah… That’s cool.” And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!” And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there, for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones! Pete said to Joe “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.” And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer! Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!” And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice!?!” And he’s like “Yo, watch this! Yeah!” and they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!” And then they’re like: “Yo, this is fuckin’ perfect. This is Fall Out Boy.” And they made records like, Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it. -It's called: Evening Out With Your Girlfriend. -With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It's called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like “Yo, what the fuck! Yo, this is gonna be fuckin’ dope!” So they made a record, and it was called: Take This To Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like: Josh Freese, Neil Peart, the dude from Toto… The fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something. And they were like, “Yo, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take This To Your Grave. Fuckin' record it.” And he did it, and he killed it. He was like, Bigadigadigalalululapssshhhh! Killing the skins! Tapping the skins! Tapping the rims! Playing the shit! Killing these bitches! Wrapping it out! (You're getting a fucking tattoo right now! What the fuck is going on?!) “We should get signed, to Fueled by Ramen. 'Cause these guys know what the fuck is going on.” And they were like “Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin' hard. We will sign you guys." Pete was like ”Yo! We got this record that’s fuckin’ dope dude! It's called Take This To Your Grave.“ Hey, it's gonna be called From Under The Cork Tree, it's gonna be fuckin' huge. And then Patrick’s like "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic. These are three songs that are gonna make the album and it's called (burp), this is called: Thanks for the Memories, 20 Dollar Nosebleed, and Sugar We're Going Down..” And they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts. Like: one, two, three! Three, two one! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! TEN TO ONE! From Under The Cork Tree sold like, four million records! Ten million records! Fifteen million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like “That's good!” Pete was like “Yo, fuck you! I can do whatever I want!” Joe was like “Yeah, it's cool man, whatever… I don’t give a shit.” And then Andy was like “Eh… Cool!” And Pete was like "Makeup is fuckin’ great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful." (-I'm good so far. -You wanna spit one more time? -Yeah, I do. ...Shut the fuck!..) Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic!” And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like “Eh, it's not bad. It's not a bad dick. Let’s be real.” We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us and they were so pissed! They were like “Yo, fuck you guys!” They were like “Yo! Panic has the fucking cover of Rolling Stone!?! Yo, fuck these dudes, we're gonna fucking go miles above! We're gonna hit every fucking continent there is known to man!” But they didn’t! Because they missed a second of time. Apparently, they were like: “Oh, shit we got every continent.” And they didn’t actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like "What the fuck!” Oh, you didn’t fuckin’ make the continent. It's like, fuck you! So From Under The Cork Tree happens, we fuckin' have three, four years of awesomeness! Like people are cumming on themselves, 'cause it's so big! So Fall Out Boy was like, so Patrick’s like “Yo, we're gonna name this record From Under The Cork Treeand From Infinity On High.” Pete was like “Yo, Folie à Deux means, the Theatric of Two.” Fall Out Boy was like “Yo, we gotta take a break” meaning, Pete was like “Yo, we gotta take a break bro” and Patrick’s like, “I need time for my music! Uhhh!” And Joe's like “Yo, I need time to find the fuckin’ art dude I gotta find some fuckin’ meau-metal.” And Andy’s like “I’m just gonna play with some fuckin' metal bands.” And they were like, “Alright, this breaks been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long. Three and a half? We gotta fuckin’ come back man. We gotta come back STRONG! (-You took my beer away, what the fuck?! -No, you poured it all over yourself! -Yeah, you poured it on yourself, man.) We gotta make this shit legit. It's gonna be fuckin' dope. It's gonna go fuckin' sky high. We're gonna make a fuckin' record that sails the skies. We're gonna call this record: Save Rock And Roll."” So they made "Alone Together", "Light 'Em Up", "Alone Together", "Phoenix". And everyone’s like “What the fuck? You’re working with this guy who fuckin' recorded Avril Lavigne and P!nk!” (-What the fuck is this on my shirt, did I puke on my shirt? -No, you poured beer all over yourself! -Oh god...) Pete was like: “Yo, we're gonna end up on the tour with Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots.” (Burp, spit) And that’s all. And that’s all that matters. And that is how the fucking story goes
HOW THE HECK DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED I FORGOT TO CLIQ THE BELL AND NO JOKE I AM CURRENTLY CRAFTING REAL TEARS OF JOY THIS VID IS JUST WAY TOO AMAZING 😭😭😭 LOVE ALL UR VIDS AND PLEASE DON'T STOP MAKING VIDS I LOVE THIS CHANNEL 💙💙💙
Friend: Is it weird that I like this celebrity? He's 5 years older than me... Me: *nervously laughs while watching this video* RYAN ROSS IS MORE THAN 5 YEARS OLDER THAN ME!
THIS CLEARED MY ACNE, FED MY CHILDREN, BROUGHT UP MY GRADES AND WATERED MY CROPS THANK YOU MOTHER
You're welcome, Cheesus
ryan ross is 30 and for some reason he still looks like a fetus
like he just has that babyface and he could be a old man and i would still think that
Jamie Greenberg same
His voice haven't changed either so I'm thinking he hasn't hit puberty yet. ;)
Jamie Greenberg HES 31 SOON
Jamie Greenberg THIRTY FUCKING ONE HOLY SHIT
I dont believe hes 31 smh
I was so close to sleeping but ryan ross
Lucy Petters same
Lucy Petters same
Lucy Petters true
C H E E S E W H I Z and here i am composing a burlesque
U sound like the best friend of my dreams xD lols
i find it very creepy that every time i think "hey, i wonder when one of those emo quartet instavid videos will come out again", one is posted that exact day.
Cat A wow that is creepy 😞 (I love ur profile pic btw 💙💙💙)
I am obsessed with Ryro Thanks
Brain: wAkE uPppppPPPpppPpPpPP TiMe tO rYan rOsS
Me: *B-but it's 2 AM*
Brain: wHaT eLsE aRe yOu sUpPoSed tO dO aT 2 AM??
Me: *sleep*
Brain: goTta rYan rOsS
Ryan fell in grass NOT THE FUCKING GRASS
That actually happened to me now it's 3:33 am
I liked this kid who looks like ryan ross, but I haven't seen him in awhile because he went to another school. Now my friends and I still talk about him and joke about how he left the school.
I SEE RYAN IM DITCHING EVERYTHING IM DOING
Victoria Can'tThinkOfAName me
ME: ''I SEE RYAN IM DITCHING EVERYTHING''.....which is nothing so.......
I was gonna like this but ur at 69
Ryan Ross’ Sweaty balls
HE NEEDS SOME MILK
Smol Pohtata honestly
wow i hate how regretful i am when i forgot what i commented honestly Ryan can see these videos and see my comment at any moment and can but a restraining order on me
Smol Pohtata xD
Tbh the milk fic was okayy but meh I'm basically the same
edit: I subbed because you're relatable xD
Ryan fell in grass i told my crush to read it and he said it was inappropriate and he even looked up what smut was in the dictionary and i just wanted to die
Smol Pohtata omg xDD
I told my bf to read it and was like "Are you fucking okay? Do you need help..?"
and yes I responded "I'm not okay(I promise)" and he walked away xD
I NEED ONE FOR SPENCER SMITH AND ANDY HURLEY
PLEASE
IT'S BEEN A YEAR
the ending i'm done. i love you so much
dadlon hOlYsHiTe
I miss the old Ryan Ross...😭
3:12 when he looks short for once
caro line That's actually what I was thinking! I was like "Wait isn't Ryan supposed to be tall??"
Okay but Ryan is beautiful
Y'KNOW I WAS GONNA SLEEP BUT FLUFF IT I LOVE RYRO
(could you also do one for Ray? :3)
Arch Is Not Awesome I can't say I've not had that problem
Ryan ross has that emo voice, i’m so sad he moved to a indieband.
I feel like I just fell in love with a lesbian
happens to me everyday
SCREECH MY OBSESSION
i just realized i've seen almost all of these oops
Róisín Xx_VeganChikan_xX same I am actually crafting no joke
Ayeeee 69th like
this is the content I have been waiting for
Why the fuck does Ryan remind me of Dallon im so fucking confused holy shit I'm satan
Its the insecurity plus the tree man physique. Pretty sure Brendon was like "Oh man I miss my tree man" and that's why he hired Dallon.
its so sad how Ryan and Dallon are gone, both left the band, now who's Brendon's tree
you know...what would really be sad is if Ryan, Spencer, John and Dallon were in band together since they all left.....hmm.....some stuff to think about
Amber Cooper
Dallon left???!??
Amber Cooper it could be called We Stopped Panicking
That dislike is probably from brendon
aLSO I LOVE THIS
jersey, from new jersey *mcr* TRIGGERED
Flora Eliza that’s what i was thinking!! i was gonna write a comment
y e s Ryro ❤
I'm- I LOVE THIS! And also I'm a rat for Ryan Ross and WHAT THE HELL HE SINGS SO WELL.
CAN WE ALSO APPRECIATE RYAN'S TEETH?
cHEesEwIzZ
ryan honestly deserves the world i mean he has the sweetest soul ever and brightens up everyones day. no matter what he ends up doing i wish him the best (even though i know he doesn't need luck. that talented bastard)
Ended with a classic! Love this video ❤️
YOU FINALLY DID IT IM SO PROUD OF U THIS IS AMAZING
I've been a fan since 2005 and seeing this is kind of sad. I miss the good old days and I wish it was like that again. I love Brendon with all my heart and respect their wishes but it would make me so happy to see Ryan and Brendon collaborate on a song together again.
i saw the post and i screamed. saw it was about ryro and i died. :)
Ryan stop being so fucking adorable!
Thanks you so much for this I LOVE RYAN SO MUCH ITS UNHEALTHY
It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.” and Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music” "That’s impossible. Do you wanna start a band?” And Patrick’s like “…Yeah… That’s cool.” And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”
And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there, for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones! Pete said to Joe “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.” And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer! Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!” And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice!?!” And he’s like “Yo, watch this! Yeah!” and they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”
And then they’re like: “Yo, this is fuckin’ perfect. This is Fall Out Boy.” And they made records like, Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it.
-It's called: Evening Out With Your Girlfriend.
-With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It's called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like “Yo, what the fuck! Yo, this is gonna be fuckin’ dope!” So they made a record, and it was called: Take This To Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like: Josh Freese, Neil Peart, the dude from Toto… The fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something. And they were like, “Yo, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take This To Your Grave. Fuckin' record it.” And he did it, and he killed it. He was like, Bigadigadigalalululapssshhhh! Killing the skins! Tapping the skins! Tapping the rims! Playing the shit! Killing these bitches! Wrapping it out!
(You're getting a fucking tattoo right now! What the fuck is going on?!)
“We should get signed, to Fueled by Ramen. 'Cause these guys know what the fuck is going on.” And they were like “Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin' hard. We will sign you guys." Pete was like ”Yo! We got this record that’s fuckin’ dope dude! It's called Take This To Your Grave.“ Hey, it's gonna be called From Under The Cork Tree, it's gonna be fuckin' huge. And then Patrick’s like "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic. These are three songs that are gonna make the album and it's called (burp), this is called: Thanks for the Memories, 20 Dollar Nosebleed, and Sugar We're Going Down..” And they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts.
Like: one, two, three! Three, two one! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! TEN TO ONE! From Under The Cork Tree sold like, four million records! Ten million records! Fifteen million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like “That's good!” Pete was like “Yo, fuck you! I can do whatever I want!” Joe was like “Yeah, it's cool man, whatever… I don’t give a shit.” And then Andy was like “Eh… Cool!” And Pete was like "Makeup is fuckin’ great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful."
(-I'm good so far.
-You wanna spit one more time?
-Yeah, I do.
...Shut the fuck!..)
Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic!” And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like “Eh, it's not bad. It's not a bad dick. Let’s be real.” We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us and they were so pissed! They were like “Yo, fuck you guys!” They were like “Yo! Panic has the fucking cover of Rolling Stone!?! Yo, fuck these dudes, we're gonna fucking go miles above! We're gonna hit every fucking continent there is known to man!” But they didn’t! Because they missed a second of time. Apparently, they were like: “Oh, shit we got every continent.” And they didn’t actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like "What the fuck!” Oh, you didn’t fuckin’ make the continent. It's like, fuck you!
So From Under The Cork Tree happens, we fuckin' have three, four years of awesomeness! Like people are cumming on themselves, 'cause it's so big! So Fall Out Boy was like, so Patrick’s like “Yo, we're gonna name this record From Under The Cork Treeand From Infinity On High.” Pete was like “Yo, Folie à Deux means, the Theatric of Two.” Fall Out Boy was like “Yo, we gotta take a break” meaning, Pete was like “Yo, we gotta take a break bro” and Patrick’s like, “I need time for my music! Uhhh!” And Joe's like “Yo, I need time to find the fuckin’ art dude I gotta find some fuckin’ meau-metal.” And Andy’s like “I’m just gonna play with some fuckin' metal bands.”
And they were like, “Alright, this breaks been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long. Three and a half? We gotta fuckin’ come back man. We gotta come back STRONG!
(-You took my beer away, what the fuck?!
-No, you poured it all over yourself!
-Yeah, you poured it on yourself, man.)
We gotta make this shit legit. It's gonna be fuckin' dope. It's gonna go fuckin' sky high. We're gonna make a fuckin' record that sails the skies. We're gonna call this record: Save Rock And Roll."” So they made "Alone Together", "Light 'Em Up", "Alone Together", "Phoenix". And everyone’s like “What the fuck? You’re working with this guy who fuckin' recorded Avril Lavigne and P!nk!”
(-What the fuck is this on my shirt, did I puke on my shirt?
-No, you poured beer all over yourself!
-Oh god...)
Pete was like: “Yo, we're gonna end up on the tour with Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots.” (Burp, spit) And that’s all. And that’s all that matters. And that is how the fucking story goes
Is there a way I can copy this??
Alyssa A did... Did you seriously just... Oh my gawd
he is such a perfect angel.
2:38 you're welcome
oh my gosh I love him more than anybody he makes me cry so much because I love him, he's perfect, and angel the golden sun
OMG I just love this human being.
THE HE NEED SOME MILK ONE MADE ME WHEEZE SO HARD I FELL OFF MY BED
😭❤️ So beautiful!!
IVE BEEN WAITED FOR THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH I AM BLESSED
HOW THE HECK DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED I FORGOT TO CLIQ THE BELL AND NO JOKE I AM CURRENTLY CRAFTING REAL TEARS OF JOY THIS VID IS JUST WAY TOO AMAZING 😭😭😭 LOVE ALL UR VIDS AND PLEASE DON'T STOP MAKING VIDS I LOVE THIS CHANNEL 💙💙💙
Thanks so much! :D
that 1 dislike is Brendon
And spencer
I appreciate Ryan for being Brendon's boyfriend.
April San andres But Ryan left Brendon...
0:48 I probably spent an entire hour rewinding this.
would ya look at it!
I had no clue that it was Ryan saying CORKY B ROLL
I love this so much.
Nice to see the Cheese Whiz King is still active. *OH W A I T*
Ryan’s babyface causes him to not be able to cuss
I'm 2:43 times 10 the whole video.
Jazz Metcalf 😂
Jazz Metcalf MEEEE
hES SO FUCKING PRETTY WHAATT
i was like "where's the cheese whiz" the whole video
i almost left disappointed
I love this I wanna play this in repeat for the rest of my life
1:30 OMG YES. SO TRUE.
Its 2018 ...still miss him
I love this. I love Ryan Ross.
i love ryan so much it brings me pain.
OMG ALADDIN IS ALSO MY FAVORITE I FEEL CLOSER TO THIS MAN
The isle of flightless birds thing just made me laugh really hard & idk why
I slammed my head into the wall cause of this man
s a me
Haley R. I...um...maybe don't do that next time...
Haley R. I threw my phone across the room the other week because of this fucking man child what ever the fuck he is
where can i find the second to last clip??? the video before the cheese wiz lmao
good shit 👌
this fucking brings me BACK oh my god my panic phase was awful
1:09
me: *fUUCCKK*
"Appreciate who?"
-Cynthia 'the petty' Zelaya, 2017
never in my life have i agreed with something more
HE STILL HAS THE SAME LAUGH AW!!!!!!!!!
Ryan was a lil emo boi and now he’s an aesthetic emo goth 👌
"I got the biggest clock"
Aladdin because he’s fucking awesome
Friend: Is it weird that I like this celebrity? He's 5 years older than me...
Me: *nervously laughs while watching this video* RYAN ROSS IS MORE THAN 5 YEARS OLDER THAN ME!
this physically AND emotionally hurt me. i'll make sure to mention this in therapy.
1:08 SHOOK, JUST SHOOK
2:29 goddamn this boy is perfect
He answered "my leg" with, like, 0 zero hesitation. *why*
Omg I got so excited I have to pee but MY BLADDER CAN WAIT CAUSE RYAN IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN ANYTHING
BLESSED
the cheez whiz at the end
What a beautiful human xD
Did anyone else catch the “that’s not my face” part. I thought that was frikin hilarious
2:40 yeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
At 1:06 atcual footage of Ryan realizing how hot he is
1:40
i didn'T COME PREPARED
he is too cute :(
1:30 I love that sound so much :)
THIS WHOLE VIDEO IS MEEEE HOLY FUCKING SHIT
especially the vid at 1:06 hoOOO BOY FUCK ME U P
Ryan Ross pictures go across screen
Me: :)
audio: He needs some milk
Me: 0_0
I don't get it when people say he wasn't good looking before but he is now... Ryan has always been hot! I actually think he was hotter before!
RYAN ROSS AND BRENDON ARE HELLA CUTE !!!
my soul feels cleansed
The ending got me
1:20 This is underrated
Would you look at that? Just look at it. Wouldcha look at it?
my gawd. did not expect a random tyler to suddenly appear
So....I have a project due at the beginning of class tomorrow...and instead of working on it....here I am!
IVE NEVER CLICKED ON A NOTIFICATION SO FUVKIN FAST
almost everything after 1:35 made me love Ryan Ross 20% more!
" he needs some milk~"
Okay, but by the end, why did he start to remind me of Drake Bell? XD
0:44 why did he choose that so quickly-
I AGREE WITH TYLER AHAHA OMG I REALLY HAVE TO PEE BUT HOOOLDDDDDDD
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
THANK YOU