Mitch McConnell Hilariously Recaps Stormy Daniels Wild Testimony
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- Опубликовано: 7 май 2024
- Stormy Daniels dropped a bombshell testimony and Mitch McConnell returns to The Tommy Campbell Show to hilariously recap Stormy Daniels testimony and give his hot takes. Comedian Tommy Campbell and McConnell discuss some of the major moments from Stormy Daniels testifying about the hotel suite and more in Donald Trump’s hush money trial. Plus, Campbell mocks Kristi Noem’s claims of meeting Kim Jong Un in North Korea being removed from her upcoming book. #topicalcomedy #politicalsatire Subscribe / @tommycampbell
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You do excellent work! Oh, by the way, if you are interested in a Tucker Carlson line, I've said this one plenty of times, 'What A Cluster Tuck, He Is'.
Take care, and all the best.
And, Kristi should have noem, better.
What wisdom will Glitch have for us today? 😂
Bob & Ally
Question, why didn't Trump just storm out of the courtroom?
Hey Tommy my wife and I are figuring out that young do not understand SSA program and don’t want to pay for me to retire on the money they would be paying in .cool
I’ll pull a Trump get some lawyers demand all my SSA that my wife and I paid into back with 21% interest compounded on a monthly bases.
I’m cool with that.
How any woman could ever vote for trump is beyond me. Thanks for the laughs.
How anyone could ever vote for Trump is beyond me! Thanks for making the show possible by tuning in and saying hi Deb x
I love the outtakes! "Is that Bono?"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember watching a female MAGA supporter being interviewed about Trump grabbing women’s private parts. The interviewer asked how she felt about this, and she responded that she would love it. There was a man standing beside her. She was very proud.
Well Satan went too the weakest sex the woman he didn't mess with Adam
How any woman could vote for him or sleep with him...🤮🤮
Would've given anything to see Trump's face when that Magazine Spanking story was heard in court. 😂
Yeah, that would have been great. Some hilarious stuff in here today. Enjoy!
Imagine the splatter thst made when the Magazine was hitting those depends. Probably smelled like the courtroom.
😆
The sad thing about not having cameras in the courtroom is we couldn't see Donald Trump squirm when Stormy was on the witness stand.
Yes that would have been legendary.
Just publish a picture book of all those court sketches, and sell them to the illiterate MAGA too see.
I love the drawings!
@@christophersnyder1532 best seller
They lost millions from the syndication of that. Would have blown Jerry Seinfelds mind.
“Enough Stuart”, Noem thought she was safe with Faux Noise!🤣🤔Thanks for “cutting her off”!
He did a great job.
You could just see the panic on her lifeless face.
@@seffishestopal5950Botox is a helluva drug
😝
@@seffishestopal5950 She’s literally frozen in time. Can’t even smile anymore, except for paid endorsements of a Texas dentist.
Our best-known presidents all have their own nicknames. George Washington was the Father of Our Country, Abe Lincoln was the Great Emancipator,and Ronald Reagan was the Great Communicator. Now Trump will have the best nickname: Vonshitzenpants.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love it 🤣
I remember my old man calling Reagan The ol' Gipper. He liked Reagan but he also liked Nixon too, Tricky Dick. He'd later be very angry at him though! Very. I called Reagan Bonzo when he came to our Highschool in Tucson during his campaign. I got thrown off campus for the day. My dad thought that was smartest thing he had heard come out of my school when they sent me home. haha!
@@PaNNgz Your dad was an old time Republican and still had a great sense of awareness and humor.
The Bonzo remark was hilarious and your dad thought so too! Good dad to have!
"I don't talk about my conversations with world leaders" especially ones I have never met. K Noem
Ha, exactly!
Proceeds to talk about them in her book.
@@mphmph1198 yep
@@mphmph1198 That's the main thing. She talked about it plenty before that (so technically Precedes to talk about them). Talks about it, but when fact checked on what she'd already talked about "I don't talk about it".
She’s ridiculous.
That Mitch McChao impression is comedy Gold. 🤣
Thanks, he joined the show for two big segments today, keep watching 🤣
I can never decide which one I like better - the Mitch McChao impression or Tucker Carlson.
What about Dim Jr, Roger’s turd doll and Alex Jones here? Other fan favourites
@@tommycampbell Hilarious especially your Alex Jones when he whips out the chunder bucket.
@@tommycampbell if we had a vote on favorite characters would it influence you? Not sure there's any I'd vote off the island, but we hope the electorate will vote them out of office. There will be others to mock!
You need to stay healthy, so hope that involuntary diet goes well
Boy, never say "what could possibly go wrong' when Trump is involved.
Ain't that the truth.
"Emotional support truck." Jesus Christ Tommy, I'm going to be laughing all effin day.
Awesome. Thanks for watching. Please share.
When your only tool is a gun, everything looks like a puppy.
Or three horses or a goat.
📚 😱
That generally is the case - if you have this tool around, every individual looks like an adversary.
Or a prey ...
That is perfect.
With a bang bang here. A bang bang there. Here a bang, there a bang. Everywhere a bang bang
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why this book has so many holes. Including in the puppy.
“Emotional Support Truck” 😂😂😂 that’s so totally apt. Tommy you’re killing me.
Thanks Mary 😄
Otherwise known as a 'compensator'. I'm sure you can figure out why. Cheers!
Ha!
@@christopherlewis1847 does size matter? Or color? Asking for a friend.
@@christopherlewis1847 - the hillbilly equivalent of the 1960’s red sports car!
I just realized this, Stormy Daniels is the same age as Don Jr.
And myself!
All Dogs go to Heaven. 🐶- Kristi Noem *Results may vary.
She is so awful!
Haaaaaaa
Lol
You pronounced "Foyer" correctly. As an Architect, I must now be a fan for life.
Awesome!
I want to pronounce it correctly also! I had to go back into this video and find his pronunciation. So it has a French pronunciation?!! If anyone else is interested it’s at time stamp 4:29. Thank you Mr. Architect and to you too Mr. Campbell!
No problem 💅
As a French teacher, I swear my undying fealty too.
And how many MAGAt trolls said, what’s a “Foy-yay”?
Keep those Maga Tears flowing, Tommy.
This is the way🍻
The weather has become Stormy with strong winds and a late possibility of (golden) showers.
Savage 🔥
There is a photo of tfg with puffy cheeks, something is gonna blow!!??
Dumb Don still thinks it's a "smocking" gun. Sometimes the stupid hurts doesn't it?
Ha ha, smocking gun 🤣
@@tommycampbell Did it say that?!
@@seffishestopal5950 It was in one of his "truths" a while ago, and he repeated it a few days ago. No-one is brave enough to tell him. It's like him thinking stolen is spelled "stollen."
@@lesleyedgley8371 He heard the phrase “smoking gun” which means it’s just been fired and thinks it’s a reference to sewing? Seriously?
Now we know for sure he never took a college test in his life.
@@jeanneganrude8549 I don't think he can read or write much above a 12 yr old's ability. He does love the poorly educated, so perhaps that includes himself.
Still keeping me laughing, thank you
Had a lot of fun with this one. Thanks for tuning in 😄
Judge: "Mr. Trump, you are not invincible."
Trump: "You mean you can still see me?"
This is hilarious
Ralph are you the Tenn doc?
Great quote!
@@janicebunch7599 - Don't know who the Tenn doc is
@@ralphalvarado4770 he's the Health Commissioner of Tenn. He was from Calif and was in Kentucky for awhile
Just goes to show that even in the most prestigious law schools in the nation there are students that graduate at the bottom of the class, and they are likely on Trump's defense team.
Yup, you would have to be pretty slow to want to defend Trump lol
Well I for one do not want Trump to get smart and competent lawyers.
@@stephenbingham5935 Apparently Todd Blanche WAS smart and professional.
Until he’s had to try to defend the indefensible Donald Trump.
Other attorneys are mourning the loss of an admirable career.
Krity Noem's voice could bore a dog to death.
Indeed! 😂 Take care.
Bob & Ally 🧦 🧦
Corey Lewandowski said it provoked him to anger....lol...Hope Hicks agreed
@@phriedokra6158 they must have spent a lot of time together before they talked to each other
Trump for prison 2024
Thanks for the best show on earth Tommy ! You rock dude
You made my day Steve. Thank you.
The tissues in the magazine!!😂😂
Thanks Daniel!
More stuck pages than Trump's bible.
Especially one falling out because of so many visits to the centerfold.
I hope the media is tracking down Cricket's breeder, and the "previous owners"?
That testimony will bury her.
I'm all for this!
Better yet the owners of those chickens. Maybe Cricket only chased them? Maybe Cricket turned towards the Dog Killer after she hit her?
But are people in South Dakota safe to tell the truth?
Faster then she did with the shovel
The Kleenex was a nice touch 😆 lol, bud ❤
Mitch McConnell knows a good bookmark. Thanks for loving the show pal!
How in all that is holy did you ever pull off that McConnell thing? I can't even watch more than 30 seconds at a time. LMAO
It was a lot of work, it all is Kenny but I love comedy and I'm grateful to have so many watching what I do here pal!
You're KILLING ME, Mitch!!!! 😆🤣😆🤣
I relate to you Stormy!
Thanks for another great show! There's nothing funnier than hearing Moscow Mitch reading Stormy Daniels' testimony out loud and sympathizing with her, unless you count autocorrect suggesting "Daniels" right after I typed "Stormy" into this comment! I guess everybody knows who she is by now!
Thanks again for making my day!
Really happy I made your day Brian. This took a lot of work, the show does, I am a one man production here and it's possible thanks to great subscribers such as yourself. Thanks for tuning in!
Tommy's break down is the best.😂😂😂
Not your "breakdown", you know what I mean.
Thank you 💙
Hahaha!!! I love some of the little things you drop in to each show, they are just so funny.
Creepy Gnome…
I can’t stop laughing at that.
So glad that Mcchao joined you again, but be careful not to use all the Soros money.😂
You’ve made my Wednesday…again.
Thanks Tommy!
Buckle in Vito! This has some big laughs.
No way Tommy! I’m gonna treat this like a drive in a Mercedes, on my way to a Kiss concert !😂
Good afternoon, Tommy!
Thanks for jumping on this one Ronald. Enjoy!
@@tommycampbell I always do, Tommy!
That's some real in-depth research you got going on there, Mitch!
😁😂
He's very hands on.
Thanks Tommy 😂😂😂
Thank you Alain. This show is possibly thanks to my awesome subscribers.
😂 Best yet!
Big thanks for the great tip David. You help this show happen. 😄
Tommy, *LOVE!* your "Mitch McChao" bit!
Thanks Dave. You get to shots of McChao today. Wow, it is a wild one! 🐢
@@tommycampbell two?
The whole Mitch McChow segment is getting better and better. I might say this is the best so far with the Stormy Daniels bid. I was just rolling... ITFLMAO!
🤣
I am honoured. Please please help the show and share!
" ... well I'll tell ya this.. I sleep in the same room as Chao ... I go to town on that one."
Thanks again Tommy ... can I get a bump? 🤣
Here you go fella 🔑 Thanks for watching today 🐢 🍄
Your Mitch is an immaculate impersonation. But you don’t glitch enough… I guess that would make the show run too long. Thanks for the laughs Tommy!
Yeah, when I first started doing them, I would glitch often, but it does affect the runtime and this was edited from 25 minutes down to seventeen 😆
Great show Tommy. I love your Mitch lol 😆 Thanks for the laughs much needed today 😊
Big love to you Leslee. Thanks for cheering me on again.
Kristi has gone full George Santos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She sure has!
Thank You Tommy :)
trailer park is donnie's best case scenario when he's released
Yes please 🙏🏻 Thanks for watching 🔭
McConnell outtake about sharing the same room and going to town was hilarious .
Awesome. Thank you 🙏
Thanks! Tommy I knew that bump was coming 😮😂
It was a slow burn. Thanks for the love Jeffrey!
U know, im 42 and i work with a few 21 and 18 yr old girls. I asked them a hypothetical question... "If we were on a date and over the course of conversation i say 'hahaha u remind me of my daughter...' what would u say/do?"
Every single one (about 5) said "wooooah bro" or "wtf".
😂 classic donald
Ha! Yeah he truly is peak sleaze.
thumbs up once again!!
B
Thanks again Bradley. 😄
I'm trying to paint my nails... 😂😂 I think i painted my entire finger.. thanks mitch Mcchao
This is hilarious 💅🏻 🐢 🤣
I absolutely loved the tissues in the magazine🤣
Quality bookmarks!
🤜 Fantastic episode Tommy, very funny 🤣😂😂😅😆😁😄
Thank you Dennis. Was grateful to have Mitch join us today 😄
Thanks for the laughs, Tommy!❤
You are so welcome and thank you Deb!
Thanks Tommy still laughing 😂
Wonderful. Thanks Richard. Please help this one man show get made a tell a friend or a hundred friends. 😄
Thanks for covering the casting couch pov of the Stormy caper. He's a bully.
You’re welcome Janice.
Noem: "This interview is ridiculous". Because the interviewer asks questions, rather than let you just make a speech about a different topic?
"Of course we're out of time" because you never answered the question asked.
Exactly!! Thank you.
It was just a story from some book, come on. Wait, who wrote that again?
We live in the political golden age of comedy material and Tommy is the best at utilizing it.
This is really cool. Thank you!
What’s up, Tommy you the man can I get a bump?🤣🤣🤣🇵🇷😎
Here you go friend. 🔑
My gratitude to you Tommy as always for bringing, news in a delightfully funny way.
Love the impressions you do.
If you see a storm coming,, hope not to see Trump coming as well.
Thanks Jeanie. I give it my all show after show. Keep tuning in and telling friends so I can stay on the air 😄
Outtakes were gold today.
Thanks so much. I really love this video! 🤣
Emotional support truck!😂😂😂
It's funny cus it's true.
@@tommycampbell yep!
The bottom line, of Trump's defence is "Aw Judge this ain't fair! The evidence against my client is too incriminating. The witness knows far too many details. We deserve a mistrial!". Unless I've learned all the wrong lessons about trials: aren't they supposed to be an adversarial process? Just because the weight of testimony is crushing the defendant, it doesn't mean the trial is rigged.
Nailed it sir. I had the clip of him explaining why he’s innocent and commented how he should just take the stand and roll with that’s and see how it goes. Cut for time.
@@tommycampbellIt honestly reminds me of the movie liar liar when Jim Carrey's character makes a comment about how he's objecting because it's devastating to his case
I heard Noam's re-titling her book 'No Way Forward.' She must be too young to remember Dr. Johnny Fever's timeless comment on WKRP, 'The entire Russian army can be freezing to death, but let one Collie break a leg...
Ha! Good one Phil.
"No Coming Back"
My 9 year old loves saying. "Still bald still in my basement". 😂
This is great!👍🏻
McChao sounds like a Scots location of Mickey D's. I love the research "Mitch" did on Stormy's film repertoire! Seriously, though, her encounter with 45 sounds more like an assault; he blocked her from leaving, and her description of feeling disoriented and "staring at the ceiling" during the act is classic with r*pe victims (and yes, adult film stars can be r*ped - nonconsentual is nonconsentual). Whatever happens, Stormy should be regarded as an American hero.
Trump is the creep of creeps and he had to sit there and take it will she spilled the beans. Thanks for joining us for my take on things. I'm glad I could get Mitch on the show to lighten thing sup
I made like number 3 that time. Stormy met Trump in a shorty robe. eeew
eeww is right! Enjoy this one, packed with silly. 🐢
@@tommycampbell You're in rare form today, Tommy. I'm laughing my ass off
Damn you for putting that image in my head!
@@philarmstrong3765 sorry
Still don't get it though..you'd think she'd know the basic rules by then.
1) Don't meet a first date at their place. If for some reason you break that rule....
2) If they're not dressed, leave. Period. Never take their calls again.
Not blaming the victim but it's common sense.
Great - Mitch's version is the Best. So enjoyed it!!! It was like a fairy tale❤
Hey, thanks so much! 💟
Pardon me everyone......
AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!
I had to go primal, as I am out of words, for this whole tRump debacle. 😁😏
I feel you Jessica. I hope my exclusive guest made it all a bit more fun for you today though. 🐢
@tommycampbell you make all of this better! You deserve a ton of credit for relaxing people, even if for a few minutes.
Love you!
The Mitch McChao bit was phenomenal and I can't even begin to imagine how you got through it all the way!
Thanks for the motivation. It is not easy to maintain the character but it's a great challenge and makes for excellent comedy. So happy you loved it Spud. 😄
You need to do your Mitch McConnell more often-love it!
Thanks!
Thanks
Love you Lesley! Thanks for helping the show get made!
@@tommycampbell 👍👍😁
finally found a way to keep Mitch from glitching...."research" with Kleenex..
Those are just bookmarks Jose. Very artistic one.
@@tommycampbell useful as well I'm sure😂
Hilarious as always Tommy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Michael. Hope the rest of your week is solid.
@@tommycampbell You to Sir
Love McChao! Thanks for the laughs!! 🤣🤣
Any time! Thanks again for always being here for me. I make this show on spec and I am grateful to have you loving what I do.
😂
Good day
@@tommycampbell 💛
“I go to town on chow…”
Not something I want to picture with Mitch oldballs McConnell 🤮, but I spit my coffee when you said it!🤣
Funny is funny. Thanks for being on board.
Nasty Noem aported a puppy 18 months after birth😲
Accurate
LMAO THANKS TOMMY!!! The outtakes are hilarious!! You as Mitch saying "I sleep in the same room as Chao. I go to town on that one" HILARIOUS. You are the BEST TOMMY!!! Thanks again bud!
Thank you Phil. I work day and night to make this show and reading your comments is really inspiring. Please please share!
@@tommycampbell I will and have. Everyone deserves a laugh!!
Mitch McChao 🤣 I love it.
Thank you Alan. 😎
Trump was just stormy because of Stormy.
😂 The MAGA just keep on MAGA-ing! Crazy!
Yup, the stupid is compounding with them.
I'm utterly surprised Mitch McChao even made it through that list without going cross eyed with a blank look on his face. Always a delight Mr. C, my innocence betrays me on some things, but you live to learn aye, well some of us do. Others just believe without question. Have a great day. Thank you for your humorous take on things.
You're most welcome and thank you Stephanie. It was a struggle to get some of it out be we go there. Thanks for being a wonderful comedy fan.
Fantastic Mitch McConnell - right on point!
Thank you kindly Henry. You help power The Tommy Campbell Show. 😄
Kristi Noem is resorting to the Republican playbook tactic of talking over other people while repeating the talking point over and over again in order to avoid answering questions.
So true, it's probably taught in a hypnotic chant during the Kool aid baptism
Exactly 👍🏻
At 27 stormy was very attractive and to Trump she looked like his daughter.
And that's why he was after her. Properly gross!
Trump’s lawyer is named Susan Necheles (pronounced Necklace). It’s a pity her first name isn’t Pearl!
Oh wow 😆
It's a bit disturbing how much you can look and sound like Mitch McTurtle at will.
Thanks Phil. Too bad SNL won't take my calls 🤷🏻♂️
Kristi Noem has HAD TONS of plastic surgery in the past 2 years. I 'm ashamed to admit she is my Governor 🤦♀️ But- I did NOT vote for her. Keep up the good work Tommy!❤❤
Thanks for always being here for me Amy! 😄
@@tommycampbell may want to change "I'll be her for you" that could be a threat that you didn't mean.
Ha! iPhone reply. My bad.
Spreading my seed ha ha that one is hilarious.
Gardening film?
I don’t talk about my conversations, stumbled through Epcot. Hilarious
Thank you Laura. 🍷 😆
Darn hilarious, every second! The best!😊😊😊😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Thank you Richard. Not a lot of eyes on this one and it really is good fun. Please share.
Didn't mention the Hugh Heffner outfit he had on when he greeted Ms. Daniels at the door of his suite. What a dope.
Cut for time but yeah, definitely a dope!
MITCH, MITCH, MITCH......🤣🤣🤣🤣
RETURN OF MCCHAO!
Popcorn and wine! ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
🍿 🍷
Thanks!
Hey thank you very much!
Brilliant. Thank you.
You're very welcome!
This was so hilarious. Good work from the basement.
Thank you John!!
Snatched,😂 thanks Tommy, good show 👍👍
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What a hoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chocking on supper Mitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Awesome. Thanks 😄
LOVED💙the extended Glitchy Mitchy McChao appearence!!! Kleenex bookmark and list of Stormy films, perfect👌.
THANK YOU!!! 🐢
Knocked Mitch out of the park 😅😅😅
Huge thanks pal! 🐋
freaking hilarious !! can i get a bump! great video Tommy!!
Boom!
Tommy keep it up , brilliant !
Needed this tonight. Thank you Kevin!