British Simulator (Thank Goodness You're Here)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 2 месяца назад +1284

    “Wake up, drink a pint, take a wee, get out of bed” is one of my favorite jokes in this game.

    • @astrid_fr
      @astrid_fr 2 месяца назад +14

      Wdym joke? Its fr

    • @abigdill3604
      @abigdill3604 2 месяца назад +25

      and Puffer didnt even hear/react to it

    • @amnot9958
      @amnot9958 2 месяца назад +66

      It's so subtle too, I see a lot of people miss it. Also sad he skipped the "Nick's Brick's" joke. That was my favorite.

    • @dylandreisbach1986
      @dylandreisbach1986 2 месяца назад +9

      @@amnot9958 Yeah I was hoping he would hit the shutters but he missed it.

    • @alfredosolano5317
      @alfredosolano5317 2 месяца назад +26

      >woke up
      >took a shit
      >get out of bed

  • @itztehendd
    @itztehendd 2 месяца назад +1442

    I love the fact that this game is based on the town where i grew up, it's pretty accurate tbf

    • @thehumanpro2351
      @thehumanpro2351 2 месяца назад +94

      Is it barnsley?

    • @abigdill3604
      @abigdill3604 2 месяца назад +69

      @@thehumanpro2351 It is barnsley

    • @The_Jumping_Box
      @The_Jumping_Box 2 месяца назад +115

      Tell Reggie's wife I says hi

    • @WCLYCE27
      @WCLYCE27 2 месяца назад +6

      i am car

    • @random_dumass
      @random_dumass 2 месяца назад +3

      Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two

  • @Classiestbre
    @Classiestbre 2 месяца назад +541

    I love how he completely missed the 'there's no money in the till to pay you for the repairs' line lol

    • @matrixster6238
      @matrixster6238 2 месяца назад +61

      Ye he left many areas while people were still talking, was kinda disappointing

    • @about7people198
      @about7people198 Месяц назад +11

      He also missed the fish guys last lines.

    • @about7people198
      @about7people198 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@matrixster6238cartoonz did everything I think. I can't believe puffer missed so much.

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish Месяц назад +9

      You know, Puffer could learn a thing or two

  • @WorthyEpert1
    @WorthyEpert1 2 месяца назад +768

    Fun fact: If you stay seated on the chair at the Mayor’s building and wait about 15 mins or so, the door will open and you can finish the game

    • @nicomoralis6257
      @nicomoralis6257 2 месяца назад +68

      @@jackottens803who the fuck buys a game and doesn’t move for fifteen minutes

    • @neilmacartney8972
      @neilmacartney8972 2 месяца назад

      ​@@nicomoralis6257 u can do the same in far cry 4 and 5 if u do nothing the game gets a different ending it's a nice little secret they put in for people who are curious.
      In far cry 4 Ur literally told to wait a moment and Ur able to choose to get up and if u think what happens if I do wait then the guy returns and the game ends
      Also for this game there's an achievement for waiting so if Ur a completionist then yes u would spend money to wait

    • @FlawlessFrivolity
      @FlawlessFrivolity 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@nicomoralis6257You'd be surprised.

    • @WorthyEpert1
      @WorthyEpert1 2 месяца назад +100

      @@jackottens803 One of the Far cry games did something similar where the antagonist (I think) tells you to wait for a few minutes and if you do that, then you can beat the game

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 2 месяца назад +13

      @@WorthyEpert1 4 and 5 have that feature.

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 2 месяца назад +369

    I don’t know how else to describe this game other than “aggressively British.”

    • @elijahcuevas3805
      @elijahcuevas3805 19 дней назад

      Plus the Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared parody at the end

  • @liluziintrovert
    @liluziintrovert 2 месяца назад +170

    Best joke is the locksmith bottle saying he has a lager and his morning pee then gets out of bed. This man drinks a hot beer (it’s the UK so no AC) pisses the bed, then just leaves

  • @Athomyn
    @Athomyn 2 месяца назад +207

    the “how queer” at 19:50 fucking KILLED ME. I truly did not expect it to be that funny

    • @Cyan4h
      @Cyan4h 2 месяца назад +4

      Relatable

    • @juleswillow
      @juleswillow Месяц назад +6

      I myself am quite queer.

  • @erms111
    @erms111 2 месяца назад +67

    "I wonder what's the speedrun for this". There's actually one haha. Sitting on the red chair and waiting for the Mayor at the beginning of the game, like the woman told you to do. Takes 24 minutes and that's the end of the game 😂

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 Месяц назад +40

    Asbestos was material used back in the day for things like insulation. It was found out though that inhalation of it would cause a cancer known as mesothelioma so was phased out. You mostly see it nowadays in old buildings and cars that haven’t been brought up to code.

  • @ElseIfOz
    @ElseIfOz 2 месяца назад +104

    2:02:48
    "I've lost it...
    This is what 2 hours in England does to a mf"
    LMAO I AM DYING!

  • @Idkwhattoputhere-n1o
    @Idkwhattoputhere-n1o 2 месяца назад +208

    18:47 he’s singing tip toe through the tulips

    • @Andrew-u9w3o
      @Andrew-u9w3o 2 месяца назад +5

      I know I've been searching for someone who recognized it too

    • @slightlynative
      @slightlynative 2 месяца назад

      No one asked

    • @THAT_GUY-T4G
      @THAT_GUY-T4G 2 месяца назад +8

      @@slightlynative why comment?

    • @slightlynative
      @slightlynative 2 месяца назад

      @@THAT_GUY-T4G free country

    • @mreverything7056
      @mreverything7056 2 месяца назад +6

      @@slightlynativeNo one asked you to comment

  • @gorfman6164
    @gorfman6164 2 месяца назад +54

    45:53 I LITERALLY got my asbestos awareness training today. Thats crazy

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 2 месяца назад

      Where do you work that you need that?

    • @Greatly_Incompetent
      @Greatly_Incompetent 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@DrEpicPhD any job involving buildings a couple decades old

  • @Galiea456
    @Galiea456 2 месяца назад +134

    Puffer looks really cute in the thumbnail drawn as the lil lemon guy.

    • @The_Jumping_Box
      @The_Jumping_Box 2 месяца назад +9

      Lemon is also a British insult akin to "idiot" :)

    • @saiphyart
      @saiphyart 2 месяца назад +2

      Thanks! I loved drawing the lil dude

  • @TheRipVanMilton
    @TheRipVanMilton 2 месяца назад +155

    "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, ROG'S HAS GOT A BIG HEAD AND IS AN MASSIVE BELLEND" average british interaction

    • @Canadian_Goose0
      @Canadian_Goose0 2 месяца назад

      Get well soon :(

    • @-TheHollow
      @-TheHollow 2 месяца назад

      sorry to hear that

    • @TheRipVanMilton
      @TheRipVanMilton 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Canadian_Goose0 sorry aboot that

    • @TheRipVanMilton
      @TheRipVanMilton 2 месяца назад +2

      ik ik guys i was born with this but i'm fine with it at least i'm not french

    • @-TheHollow
      @-TheHollow 2 месяца назад +2

      @@TheRipVanMilton i would take being british (god forbid) than being french

  • @letsteamyt7269
    @letsteamyt7269 2 месяца назад +267

    42:24
    Puffer: COME BACK AND TELL ME WHY!
    Me: ain’t nothing but a heartache.

    • @Connor-ONeill
      @Connor-ONeill 2 месяца назад +26

      Ain't nothing but a mistake!

    • @superswagturbo8183
      @superswagturbo8183 2 месяца назад +23

      @@Connor-ONeill I never wanna hear you say

    • @lrj-0034
      @lrj-0034 2 месяца назад +21

      ​@@superswagturbo8183 I want it that way

    • @HuskyLol00
      @HuskyLol00 2 месяца назад

      ​@@lrj-0034TELL MY WHYYY

    • @dragonmajesty7923
      @dragonmajesty7923 2 месяца назад +10

      Haaahhh chills. Literal Chills

  • @Ratthew69
    @Ratthew69 2 месяца назад +55

    The little puffer in the thumbnail goes so hard, petition to have puffer be this tiny guy in more thumbnails. Love you thumbnail artist *smooch*

    • @saiphyart
      @saiphyart 2 месяца назад +6

      Aww thanks, I will make tiny puffer again hopefully xD

    • @jianalexander1359
      @jianalexander1359 2 месяца назад +4

      I'm glad that Puffer is so courageous showing his real size in the thumbnails😊😊

  • @Ilovenoodlesrip
    @Ilovenoodlesrip 2 месяца назад +52

    Reggie’s wife could Learn a thing or two.

  • @entomoid
    @entomoid 2 месяца назад +49

    the spirit level bubbles bit was basically "go find me a left handed screwdriver"

    • @jonahhex18
      @jonahhex18 Месяц назад +5

      Or "go get me a long weight"

    • @bananamations379
      @bananamations379 Месяц назад +5

      Or 'get me some red and white striped paint'

  • @rae-diorambles8253
    @rae-diorambles8253 2 месяца назад +39

    I'm sad you missed several really funny parts. Specifically the Nick's Bricks bit and you never got to the final part of Bish's Fish Stall 😢😭

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier 2 месяца назад +116

    15:47 ah yes
    Wake up
    Drink
    Piss
    Get out of bed
    The correct order

  • @Evanader_
    @Evanader_ 2 месяца назад +18

    1:29:10 this was the best part I was unable to breath, the metal sound plus puffer’s “pfffff” got me 😂

  • @hmcriminal8592
    @hmcriminal8592 2 месяца назад +45

    My favorite joke was the fish guys "secret fish". My jaw was on the flow😂😂😂

  • @scouseleemini1
    @scouseleemini1 2 месяца назад +11

    53:37 the joke is the Scottish hate us, but I personally love them. The Scottish are great drinking buddies

  • @brandonhall9206
    @brandonhall9206 2 месяца назад +8

    58:04 Being from Sheffield, bro is absolutely correct

  • @DigitalScaping
    @DigitalScaping 2 месяца назад +9

    13:39 Hes just shining his nightstick

  • @SkyTailedFoxx
    @SkyTailedFoxx 2 месяца назад +14

    This game makes me proud to be British, Roger is a Nonce written on the walls of a Chippy is accurate

  • @jinu1024
    @jinu1024 2 месяца назад +15

    I want to see Blarg and Nogla play this 😂

  • @mikeymadness3074
    @mikeymadness3074 2 месяца назад +80

    Bro became pure Jacksepticeye right there

    • @BruceWayne-ln1qw
      @BruceWayne-ln1qw 2 месяца назад +7

      This came out just as i finished watching his video on this 💀

    • @kremabuwhacha7438
      @kremabuwhacha7438 2 месяца назад +2

      Nah bro missed the best jokes

    • @mikeymadness3074
      @mikeymadness3074 2 месяца назад

      @@kremabuwhacha7438 nah I just didnt comment on them

  • @SpektrumSketch
    @SpektrumSketch 2 месяца назад +16

    I was waiting for one of yall to play this game. It's funny as hell😂
    (Edit: too bad he missed the 3rd part of the fisherman's part. I would've loved see how he reacted to it)

    • @ayiyiloveyou
      @ayiyiloveyou 2 месяца назад +2

      SOMEONE HAS SAID IT YES
      that one was the most fucked one xD

  • @T34GamingYT
    @T34GamingYT 2 месяца назад +17

    "I would like a little humor in my life" puffer your life is the humor

  • @Alpha-td2ie
    @Alpha-td2ie 2 месяца назад +8

    18:45 bro seriously started humming Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through the Tulips wtf 😭😭

  • @negativebrainpower
    @negativebrainpower 2 месяца назад +14

    44:58 i dont know why i didnt expect a margaret thatcher reference in a british game

    • @missgurl1362
      @missgurl1362 2 месяца назад +1

      Wdym? Margaret was British 😂

  • @JadenBear
    @JadenBear 2 месяца назад +6

    This game is so goofy and full of so many kinds of jokes, and I love it! 🤣 22:05-22:20 How did Puffer miss a joke like that!?! 😆 Poor Roy and his dirty chimney/fireplace.

  • @krystofkuh
    @krystofkuh 2 месяца назад +30

    Please play more Balatro! It was awesome.

  • @kaeleighgray9438
    @kaeleighgray9438 9 дней назад +1

    I’ve not long found out that my Granddad used to mix peas and beans together, so the “Peans” bit makes me laugh

  • @reapertheassasin
    @reapertheassasin 2 месяца назад +5

    This game goes to show how little puffer pays attention lmao. It tells him what to do, and he immediately does anything else.

  • @AbsoluteAbsurd
    @AbsoluteAbsurd 2 месяца назад +3

    1:53:20 feel like this guy is the most sane character in this game x'D

  • @DeadEyez1710
    @DeadEyez1710 2 месяца назад +12

    20:39 💀
    23:56 💀

  • @violet12563
    @violet12563 Месяц назад +2

    My god that Entire song section at like 2:02:33 reminded me of don’t hug me I’m scared😂
    (I’m somehow only watched this video 4 weeks later💀)

  • @joemcstinky
    @joemcstinky 2 месяца назад +9

    What a good game, my wife could learn a thing or two

  • @piecanl
    @piecanl 16 дней назад +1

    1:39:20 LADY DIANA NOOOOOO
    1:53:13 also a thing I love about this game is how detailed the enviromenta are, for example from his shwlves, we can tell Roy was or still is a war-plane pilot, ans a skilled one at that, maybe a veteran? Also we can tell that unfortunately his dog passed away by both the urn and the little photos of it :(
    All these little details in the background make it so much easier to connect to the characters, it's why Ron became a favorite of mine

  • @anthonydelgadillo8417
    @anthonydelgadillo8417 Месяц назад +2

    23:55 REAL 👏👏

  • @redxfa
    @redxfa 2 месяца назад +13

    Puffer thank you for playing all these games! Love the content you're amazing!

  • @Maxwellish
    @Maxwellish 2 месяца назад +4

    This game is so good man, after I was done playing I started watching playthroughs in mass

  • @kelsey7206
    @kelsey7206 2 месяца назад +4

    I can’t believe he didn’t do it right with the fish market 2 times. Jesus puffer 😂

  • @Banana_man_11
    @Banana_man_11 4 дня назад

    46:00 it’s pretty fire resistance, so it was used in a lot of houses back in the day, but it was also very bad for you to breathe in I still had some in my house until a year ago

  • @GamezAndTutorialz100
    @GamezAndTutorialz100 2 месяца назад +4

    As a Brit I can confirm they did not miss a single detail we are exactly like this and I LOVE fish and chips

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 2 месяца назад +2

    53:42 nah we don't hate each other, we're just in a dysfunctional relationship.

  • @leagueofleagues1236
    @leagueofleagues1236 2 месяца назад +9

    I just think of Bert and Ernie when you see the guy with the corn on the cob head

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier 2 месяца назад +15

    This game has so many tiny little jokes and details it's amazing

  • @JusKrähe
    @JusKrähe 2 месяца назад +2

    Bruh. The entire last section where it's a rhythm game and he just is dancing 😂😂😂

  • @xenshaxiii1339
    @xenshaxiii1339 Месяц назад

    I like how Puffer was just jamming/vibing to the ending song without realizing that he needed to interact with those last few chores.

  • @rudykharisma
    @rudykharisma 2 месяца назад +3

    Why he didnt help the old guy selling bricks at the beginning 😂😂😂

  • @BigHwoop
    @BigHwoop 2 месяца назад +4

    I can confirm this is 100% accurate to South Yorkshire

  • @n3phlym
    @n3phlym Месяц назад +2

    "I think I'll take a seated wee" also got me XD

  • @antoninocuffaro2804
    @antoninocuffaro2804 2 месяца назад +5

    This video has taught me that puffer has a short attention span

  • @nim4464
    @nim4464 2 месяца назад +6

    36:24 holy shit is that Fren

  • @barbdyck642
    @barbdyck642 2 месяца назад +5

    I just realized this game looks like it could be in the untitled goose game universe

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 2 месяца назад +2

    32:14 nah she said "hang his head" the full saying would be "hang his head in shame."

  • @mayer98
    @mayer98 Месяц назад

    Started this video with tea, ended with wine. This was weird fun, laughed a lot, what a game!

  • @Weird_Axolotl
    @Weird_Axolotl 12 дней назад

    This is probably the most fun I’ve had watching a video

  • @HavikLaosBoi69
    @HavikLaosBoi69 2 месяца назад +17

    WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS-

  • @Mush207
    @Mush207 2 месяца назад +7

    1:33 anyone else hearing southpark the way he talks 😂

  • @Lexishu
    @Lexishu 2 месяца назад +106

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy?….

  • @Mush207
    @Mush207 2 месяца назад +5

    1:06:24 finally puffer lore 😂

  • @GoddessOfRot117
    @GoddessOfRot117 2 месяца назад +2

    Watched this game like 10 times glad puffer played through it

  • @hopemorlen4187
    @hopemorlen4187 2 месяца назад +3

    It sounded like the little man had more than enough at the end and started to beat the mayor the up.

  • @connorlocher
    @connorlocher 2 месяца назад +12

    I was waiting for him to finish the shrimp section. Just needed to hit them one more time. I wanted to see his reaction to the fish with pipes portion of his shop

  • @_boo_xoxo5101
    @_boo_xoxo5101 Месяц назад

    26:35 dogging is when a mammy and daddy go drive somewhere with other mammies and daddies and share their “love” in each others cars 😂

  • @melon06h
    @melon06h 2 месяца назад +2

    I was hoping he would see the fish market part where you smack the guys.... thing

  • @OakTreeTube
    @OakTreeTube 8 дней назад

    The ending of this game gave me such dont hug me I'm scared vibes 😭

  • @MathiMan12532
    @MathiMan12532 2 месяца назад +1

    1:13:20 “these aren’t the birds I’m looking for”
    Me: “yes Obi Wan Kanobi”

  • @mixednarwhal
    @mixednarwhal Месяц назад

    1:33:19 For Puffer going to the Cow for milk.
    1:40:18 For the Cow getting its fried potatoes.

  • @cpunto
    @cpunto 2 месяца назад +3

    @35:15 "Hang his head"..in shame. Watching non Brits play this game is somewhat excruciating, especially the not listening part.

  • @GoodOlPastaCake
    @GoodOlPastaCake 2 месяца назад +1

    I love that Smii7y and Kryoz’s rats make me crazy bit is still referenced

  • @BmoregKids
    @BmoregKids Месяц назад

    I love that puffer makes long ass vids

  • @ryangoodis-lytle4677
    @ryangoodis-lytle4677 13 дней назад

    6:31 when Puffer punches the guy he wets his himself

  • @dmcfan3845
    @dmcfan3845 2 месяца назад +3

    Anyone else think the iconic,”thank goodness you’re here”
    Is kinda similar to Bioshocks infamous “would you kindly”?

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 2 месяца назад

      Where's the golf club?

    • @dmcfan3845
      @dmcfan3845 2 месяца назад +1

      To be clear I mean in like the connotation of it
      Whenever someone says to the main character,”Thank goodness you’re here” it kinda compels the character to help them out in whatever situation
      Kinda like how in Bioshock you were compelled to do whatever you were asked to do with “would you kindly” implimented into the request

  • @Frungle_
    @Frungle_ 2 месяца назад +5

    This game is so good

  • @Monkeretrak
    @Monkeretrak 4 дня назад

    Just watched Jacksepticeye play this had no idea that puffer played this, now I get to rewatch this whole thing W

  • @Hot_spider
    @Hot_spider Месяц назад

    It’s so funny seeing puffer so confused with the dialogue

  • @jetaimesooshi
    @jetaimesooshi Месяц назад

    Dude was trynna get out of the game and speeding some of the stuff hence the missed interactions but this game is hilarious

  • @ryancotton938
    @ryancotton938 2 месяца назад +1

    This reminds me of that goose game he played awhile back

  • @electro-b1t
    @electro-b1t 2 месяца назад +1

    1:04:40 hes like a vertical stewie

  • @matthewtalley2402
    @matthewtalley2402 2 месяца назад +11

    32:46… I didn’t know drake was British

  • @samanthajadeclements8040
    @samanthajadeclements8040 23 дня назад

    Gosh I'm not from Britain but having my parents be in their mid 40's raising me from 5 weeks old those types of songs were commonly played in the house on my mums cassette player or as I got older by CD and the commercials being weird dystopian types of tv is also quite similar in NZ so it's like re-living my childhood

  • @Nightmare-jev62
    @Nightmare-jev62 2 месяца назад +1

    Did you know if you just wait in the mayors office for like 15 minutes the mayor will see you

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan Месяц назад

      And the mayor is the spitting image of the MC.
      Same yellow skin, same bushy eyebrows, same head shape, and same hairstyle.
      Makes me think their relatives.

  • @nim4464
    @nim4464 2 месяца назад +2

    1:08:48 Glad I'm not the only one who thought detergent, Vaxxia

  • @beazlive
    @beazlive 2 месяца назад

    The whole song bit gave me don’t hug me i’m scared vibes

  • @A_bag_of_chips
    @A_bag_of_chips 2 месяца назад +1

    1:21:20 me when I see a happy couple

  • @Sweety8587
    @Sweety8587 2 месяца назад

    I didnt expect puffer to try this game but im sure glad he did! This was a right treat! (Worth a full 10 bob ill tell you wot)

  • @Panda15593
    @Panda15593 Месяц назад

    Bro the last part of the game ( the song part) reminds me of DHMIS so much!

  • @jedihalo100
    @jedihalo100 Месяц назад

    1:42:01 come on....we gotta milk it! Him screaming it makes my day... also had the same wtf reaction as cartoonz.

  • @timmclaughlin7196
    @timmclaughlin7196 14 дней назад

    There is a new mayor and don't call him Shirley! 😂

  • @furyfuzionz9228
    @furyfuzionz9228 Месяц назад

    Nothing is funnier than squirrel with gun

  • @Mr.M3447
    @Mr.M3447 2 месяца назад +3

    10:16 can I make an Uncle Ruckus-like joke?

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 2 месяца назад

      Well, well, well, like a moth to a flame

    • @Mr.M3447
      @Mr.M3447 2 месяца назад

      @@DrEpicPhD well that answers that

  • @Walterwhite182
    @Walterwhite182 7 дней назад

    Damn Rog as a baby looks like a character from the coneheads

  • @StaplesKelley
    @StaplesKelley 2 месяца назад +2

    45:40 The temperature is 37 C

  • @_boo_xoxo5101
    @_boo_xoxo5101 Месяц назад

    13:54 he’s polishing his baton 😂

  • @TheMonkeydela
    @TheMonkeydela Месяц назад

    The most shocking part of this playthrough was puffer not knowing what Asbestos was.