British Simulator (Thank Goodness You're Here)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 3 месяца назад +1330

    “Wake up, drink a pint, take a wee, get out of bed” is one of my favorite jokes in this game.

    • @astrid_fr
      @astrid_fr 3 месяца назад +14

      Wdym joke? Its fr

    • @abigdill3604
      @abigdill3604 3 месяца назад +28

      and Puffer didnt even hear/react to it

    • @amnot9958
      @amnot9958 3 месяца назад +67

      It's so subtle too, I see a lot of people miss it. Also sad he skipped the "Nick's Brick's" joke. That was my favorite.

    • @dylandreisbach1986
      @dylandreisbach1986 3 месяца назад +9

      @@amnot9958 Yeah I was hoping he would hit the shutters but he missed it.

    • @alfredosolano5317
      @alfredosolano5317 3 месяца назад +26

      >woke up
      >took a shit
      >get out of bed

  • @itztehendd
    @itztehendd 3 месяца назад +1503

    I love the fact that this game is based on the town where i grew up, it's pretty accurate tbf

    • @thehumanpro2351
      @thehumanpro2351 3 месяца назад +100

      Is it barnsley?

    • @abigdill3604
      @abigdill3604 3 месяца назад +74

      @@thehumanpro2351 It is barnsley

    • @The_Jumping_Box
      @The_Jumping_Box 3 месяца назад +118

      Tell Reggie's wife I says hi

    • @WCLYCE27
      @WCLYCE27 3 месяца назад +6

      i am car

    • @random_dumass
      @random_dumass 3 месяца назад +4

      Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two

  • @Classiestbre
    @Classiestbre 3 месяца назад +567

    I love how he completely missed the 'there's no money in the till to pay you for the repairs' line lol

    • @matrixster6238
      @matrixster6238 3 месяца назад +67

      Ye he left many areas while people were still talking, was kinda disappointing

    • @about7people198
      @about7people198 2 месяца назад +12

      He also missed the fish guys last lines.

    • @about7people198
      @about7people198 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@matrixster6238cartoonz did everything I think. I can't believe puffer missed so much.

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 2 месяца назад +9

      You know, Puffer could learn a thing or two

  • @WorthyEpert1
    @WorthyEpert1 3 месяца назад +798

    Fun fact: If you stay seated on the chair at the Mayor’s building and wait about 15 mins or so, the door will open and you can finish the game

    • @nicomoralis6257
      @nicomoralis6257 3 месяца назад +71

      @@jackottens803who the fuck buys a game and doesn’t move for fifteen minutes

    • @neilmacartney8972
      @neilmacartney8972 3 месяца назад

      ​@@nicomoralis6257 u can do the same in far cry 4 and 5 if u do nothing the game gets a different ending it's a nice little secret they put in for people who are curious.
      In far cry 4 Ur literally told to wait a moment and Ur able to choose to get up and if u think what happens if I do wait then the guy returns and the game ends
      Also for this game there's an achievement for waiting so if Ur a completionist then yes u would spend money to wait

    • @FlawlessFrivolity
      @FlawlessFrivolity 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@nicomoralis6257You'd be surprised.

    • @WorthyEpert1
      @WorthyEpert1 3 месяца назад +106

      @@jackottens803 One of the Far cry games did something similar where the antagonist (I think) tells you to wait for a few minutes and if you do that, then you can beat the game

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 3 месяца назад +13

      @@WorthyEpert1 4 and 5 have that feature.

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 3 месяца назад +383

    I don’t know how else to describe this game other than “aggressively British.”

    • @elijahcuevas3805
      @elijahcuevas3805 Месяц назад

      Plus the Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared parody at the end

  • @liluziintrovert
    @liluziintrovert 3 месяца назад +178

    Best joke is the locksmith bottle saying he has a lager and his morning pee then gets out of bed. This man drinks a hot beer (it’s the UK so no AC) pisses the bed, then just leaves

  • @Athomyn
    @Athomyn 3 месяца назад +213

    the “how queer” at 19:50 fucking KILLED ME. I truly did not expect it to be that funny

    • @Cyan4h
      @Cyan4h 3 месяца назад +5

      Relatable

    • @juleswillow
      @juleswillow 2 месяца назад +8

      I myself am quite queer.

  • @ElseIfOz
    @ElseIfOz 3 месяца назад +114

    2:02:48
    "I've lost it...
    This is what 2 hours in England does to a mf"
    LMAO I AM DYING!

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 2 месяца назад +47

    Asbestos was material used back in the day for things like insulation. It was found out though that inhalation of it would cause a cancer known as mesothelioma so was phased out. You mostly see it nowadays in old buildings and cars that haven’t been brought up to code.

  • @erms111
    @erms111 3 месяца назад +75

    "I wonder what's the speedrun for this". There's actually one haha. Sitting on the red chair and waiting for the Mayor at the beginning of the game, like the woman told you to do. Takes 24 minutes and that's the end of the game 😂

  • @Idkwhattoputhere-n1o
    @Idkwhattoputhere-n1o 3 месяца назад +210

    18:47 he’s singing tip toe through the tulips

    • @Andrew-u9w3o
      @Andrew-u9w3o 3 месяца назад +5

      I know I've been searching for someone who recognized it too

    • @slightlynative
      @slightlynative 3 месяца назад

      No one asked

    • @THAT_GUY-T4G
      @THAT_GUY-T4G 3 месяца назад +8

      @@slightlynative why comment?

    • @slightlynative
      @slightlynative 3 месяца назад

      @@THAT_GUY-T4G free country

    • @mreverything7056
      @mreverything7056 3 месяца назад +6

      @@slightlynativeNo one asked you to comment

  • @Galiea456
    @Galiea456 3 месяца назад +135

    Puffer looks really cute in the thumbnail drawn as the lil lemon guy.

    • @The_Jumping_Box
      @The_Jumping_Box 3 месяца назад +9

      Lemon is also a British insult akin to "idiot" :)

    • @saiphyart
      @saiphyart 3 месяца назад +2

      Thanks! I loved drawing the lil dude

  • @HalliT078
    @HalliT078 3 месяца назад +57

    45:53 I LITERALLY got my asbestos awareness training today. Thats crazy

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 3 месяца назад

      Where do you work that you need that?

    • @Greatly_Incompetent
      @Greatly_Incompetent 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@DrEpicPhD any job involving buildings a couple decades old

  • @rae-diorambles8253
    @rae-diorambles8253 3 месяца назад +46

    I'm sad you missed several really funny parts. Specifically the Nick's Bricks bit and you never got to the final part of Bish's Fish Stall 😢😭

  • @letsteamyt7269
    @letsteamyt7269 3 месяца назад +273

    42:24
    Puffer: COME BACK AND TELL ME WHY!
    Me: ain’t nothing but a heartache.

    • @Connor-ONeill
      @Connor-ONeill 3 месяца назад +26

      Ain't nothing but a mistake!

    • @superswagturbo8183
      @superswagturbo8183 3 месяца назад +23

      @@Connor-ONeill I never wanna hear you say

    • @lrj-0034
      @lrj-0034 3 месяца назад +21

      ​@@superswagturbo8183 I want it that way

    • @HuskyLol00
      @HuskyLol00 3 месяца назад

      ​@@lrj-0034TELL MY WHYYY

    • @dragonmajesty7923
      @dragonmajesty7923 3 месяца назад +10

      Haaahhh chills. Literal Chills

  • @entomoid
    @entomoid 3 месяца назад +50

    the spirit level bubbles bit was basically "go find me a left handed screwdriver"

    • @jonahhex18
      @jonahhex18 2 месяца назад +5

      Or "go get me a long weight"

    • @bananamations379
      @bananamations379 2 месяца назад +5

      Or 'get me some red and white striped paint'

  • @Ratthew69
    @Ratthew69 3 месяца назад +57

    The little puffer in the thumbnail goes so hard, petition to have puffer be this tiny guy in more thumbnails. Love you thumbnail artist *smooch*

    • @saiphyart
      @saiphyart 3 месяца назад +6

      Aww thanks, I will make tiny puffer again hopefully xD

    • @jianalexander1359
      @jianalexander1359 3 месяца назад +4

      I'm glad that Puffer is so courageous showing his real size in the thumbnails😊😊

  • @Ilovenoodlesrip
    @Ilovenoodlesrip 3 месяца назад +54

    Reggie’s wife could Learn a thing or two.

  • @TheRipVanMilton
    @TheRipVanMilton 3 месяца назад +158

    "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, ROG'S HAS GOT A BIG HEAD AND IS AN MASSIVE BELLEND" average british interaction

    • @Canadian_Goose0
      @Canadian_Goose0 3 месяца назад

      Get well soon :(

    • @Silent0_0smile
      @Silent0_0smile 3 месяца назад

      sorry to hear that

    • @TheRipVanMilton
      @TheRipVanMilton 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Canadian_Goose0 sorry aboot that

    • @TheRipVanMilton
      @TheRipVanMilton 3 месяца назад +2

      ik ik guys i was born with this but i'm fine with it at least i'm not french

    • @Silent0_0smile
      @Silent0_0smile 3 месяца назад +2

      @@TheRipVanMilton i would take being british (god forbid) than being french

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier 3 месяца назад +119

    15:47 ah yes
    Wake up
    Drink
    Piss
    Get out of bed
    The correct order

  • @Evanader_
    @Evanader_ 3 месяца назад +18

    1:29:10 this was the best part I was unable to breath, the metal sound plus puffer’s “pfffff” got me 😂

  • @hmcriminal8592
    @hmcriminal8592 3 месяца назад +45

    My favorite joke was the fish guys "secret fish". My jaw was on the flow😂😂😂

  • @scouseleemini1
    @scouseleemini1 3 месяца назад +11

    53:37 the joke is the Scottish hate us, but I personally love them. The Scottish are great drinking buddies

  • @SkyTailedFoxx
    @SkyTailedFoxx 3 месяца назад +14

    This game makes me proud to be British, Roger is a Nonce written on the walls of a Chippy is accurate

  • @mikeymadness3074
    @mikeymadness3074 3 месяца назад +81

    Bro became pure Jacksepticeye right there

    • @BruceWayne-ln1qw
      @BruceWayne-ln1qw 3 месяца назад +7

      This came out just as i finished watching his video on this 💀

    • @kremabuwhacha7438
      @kremabuwhacha7438 3 месяца назад +2

      Nah bro missed the best jokes

    • @mikeymadness3074
      @mikeymadness3074 3 месяца назад

      @@kremabuwhacha7438 nah I just didnt comment on them

  • @jinu1024
    @jinu1024 3 месяца назад +15

    I want to see Blarg and Nogla play this 😂

  • @DigitalScaping
    @DigitalScaping 2 месяца назад +9

    13:39 Hes just shining his nightstick

  • @brandonhall9206
    @brandonhall9206 3 месяца назад +8

    58:04 Being from Sheffield, bro is absolutely correct

  • @piecanl
    @piecanl Месяц назад +2

    1:39:20 LADY DIANA NOOOOOO
    1:53:13 also a thing I love about this game is how detailed the enviromenta are, for example from his shwlves, we can tell Roy was or still is a war-plane pilot, ans a skilled one at that, maybe a veteran? Also we can tell that unfortunately his dog passed away by both the urn and the little photos of it :(
    All these little details in the background make it so much easier to connect to the characters, it's why Ron became a favorite of mine

  • @violet12563
    @violet12563 2 месяца назад +4

    My god that Entire song section at like 2:02:33 reminded me of don’t hug me I’m scared😂
    (I’m somehow only watched this video 4 weeks later💀)

  • @negativebrainpower
    @negativebrainpower 3 месяца назад +15

    44:58 i dont know why i didnt expect a margaret thatcher reference in a british game

    • @missgurl1362
      @missgurl1362 3 месяца назад +1

      Wdym? Margaret was British 😂

  • @T34GamingYT
    @T34GamingYT 3 месяца назад +17

    "I would like a little humor in my life" puffer your life is the humor

  • @Alpha-td2ie
    @Alpha-td2ie 3 месяца назад +8

    18:45 bro seriously started humming Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through the Tulips wtf 😭😭

  • @SpektrumSketch
    @SpektrumSketch 3 месяца назад +17

    I was waiting for one of yall to play this game. It's funny as hell😂
    (Edit: too bad he missed the 3rd part of the fisherman's part. I would've loved see how he reacted to it)

    • @ayiyiloveyou
      @ayiyiloveyou 3 месяца назад +3

      SOMEONE HAS SAID IT YES
      that one was the most fucked one xD

  • @JadenBear
    @JadenBear 3 месяца назад +6

    This game is so goofy and full of so many kinds of jokes, and I love it! 🤣 22:05-22:20 How did Puffer miss a joke like that!?! 😆 Poor Roy and his dirty chimney/fireplace.

  • @kaeleighgray9438
    @kaeleighgray9438 Месяц назад +2

    I’ve not long found out that my Granddad used to mix peas and beans together, so the “Peans” bit makes me laugh

  • @reapertheassasin
    @reapertheassasin 3 месяца назад +5

    This game goes to show how little puffer pays attention lmao. It tells him what to do, and he immediately does anything else.

  • @anthonydelgadillo8417
    @anthonydelgadillo8417 2 месяца назад +3

    23:55 REAL 👏👏

  • @krystofkuh
    @krystofkuh 3 месяца назад +31

    Please play more Balatro! It was awesome.

  • @joemcstinky
    @joemcstinky 3 месяца назад +9

    What a good game, my wife could learn a thing or two

  • @DeadEyez1710
    @DeadEyez1710 3 месяца назад +13

    20:39 💀
    23:56 💀

  • @BigHwoop
    @BigHwoop 3 месяца назад +5

    I can confirm this is 100% accurate to South Yorkshire

  • @Maxwellish
    @Maxwellish 3 месяца назад +4

    This game is so good man, after I was done playing I started watching playthroughs in mass

  • @Banana_man_11
    @Banana_man_11 Месяц назад

    46:00 it’s pretty fire resistance, so it was used in a lot of houses back in the day, but it was also very bad for you to breathe in I still had some in my house until a year ago

  • @GamezAndTutorialz100
    @GamezAndTutorialz100 3 месяца назад +4

    As a Brit I can confirm they did not miss a single detail we are exactly like this and I LOVE fish and chips

  • @n3phlym
    @n3phlym 2 месяца назад +2

    "I think I'll take a seated wee" also got me XD

  • @kelsey7206
    @kelsey7206 3 месяца назад +4

    I can’t believe he didn’t do it right with the fish market 2 times. Jesus puffer 😂

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier 3 месяца назад +15

    This game has so many tiny little jokes and details it's amazing

  • @connorlocher
    @connorlocher 3 месяца назад +12

    I was waiting for him to finish the shrimp section. Just needed to hit them one more time. I wanted to see his reaction to the fish with pipes portion of his shop

  • @rudykharisma
    @rudykharisma 3 месяца назад +3

    Why he didnt help the old guy selling bricks at the beginning 😂😂😂

  • @redxfa
    @redxfa 3 месяца назад +13

    Puffer thank you for playing all these games! Love the content you're amazing!

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 3 месяца назад +2

    53:42 nah we don't hate each other, we're just in a dysfunctional relationship.

  • @antoninocuffaro2804
    @antoninocuffaro2804 3 месяца назад +6

    This video has taught me that puffer has a short attention span

  • @xenshaxiii1339
    @xenshaxiii1339 2 месяца назад

    I like how Puffer was just jamming/vibing to the ending song without realizing that he needed to interact with those last few chores.

  • @leagueofleagues1236
    @leagueofleagues1236 3 месяца назад +9

    I just think of Bert and Ernie when you see the guy with the corn on the cob head

  • @JusKrähe
    @JusKrähe 3 месяца назад +2

    Bruh. The entire last section where it's a rhythm game and he just is dancing 😂😂😂

  • @ryangoodis-lytle4677
    @ryangoodis-lytle4677 Месяц назад +1

    6:31 when Puffer punches the guy he wets himself

  • @madisonherman756
    @madisonherman756 27 дней назад +1

    39:06 I am sorry to inform you that tomato are in fact, a fruit! Now the term vegetable is just a culinary term, not an actual word. So! things like lettuce, celery and potatoes are not veggies but a Leaf stalk and stem or a root whatever you feel to call it, but yea a short lesson for those who did not know 😅👍 peace out 😁✌️

  • @Mush207
    @Mush207 21 день назад +1

    19:04 i think i might have a guttered mind

  • @dmcfan3845
    @dmcfan3845 3 месяца назад +6

    Anyone else think the iconic,”thank goodness you’re here”
    Is kinda similar to Bioshocks infamous “would you kindly”?

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 3 месяца назад

      Where's the golf club?

    • @dmcfan3845
      @dmcfan3845 3 месяца назад +1

      To be clear I mean in like the connotation of it
      Whenever someone says to the main character,”Thank goodness you’re here” it kinda compels the character to help them out in whatever situation
      Kinda like how in Bioshock you were compelled to do whatever you were asked to do with “would you kindly” implimented into the request

  • @MathiMan12532
    @MathiMan12532 3 месяца назад +1

    1:13:20 “these aren’t the birds I’m looking for”
    Me: “yes Obi Wan Kanobi”

  • @_boo_xoxo5101
    @_boo_xoxo5101 2 месяца назад

    26:35 dogging is when a mammy and daddy go drive somewhere with other mammies and daddies and share their “love” in each others cars 😂

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 3 месяца назад +2

    32:14 nah she said "hang his head" the full saying would be "hang his head in shame."

  • @barbdyck642
    @barbdyck642 3 месяца назад +5

    I just realized this game looks like it could be in the untitled goose game universe

  • @Mush207
    @Mush207 3 месяца назад +9

    1:33 anyone else hearing southpark the way he talks 😂

  • @hopemorlen4187
    @hopemorlen4187 3 месяца назад +3

    It sounded like the little man had more than enough at the end and started to beat the mayor the up.

  • @Mush207
    @Mush207 3 месяца назад +6

    1:06:24 finally puffer lore 😂

  • @mayer98
    @mayer98 2 месяца назад

    Started this video with tea, ended with wine. This was weird fun, laughed a lot, what a game!

  • @cpunto
    @cpunto 3 месяца назад +3

    @35:15 "Hang his head"..in shame. Watching non Brits play this game is somewhat excruciating, especially the not listening part.

  • @melon06h
    @melon06h 3 месяца назад +2

    I was hoping he would see the fish market part where you smack the guys.... thing

  • @A_bag_of_chips
    @A_bag_of_chips 3 месяца назад +2

    1:21:20 me when I see a happy couple

  • @HavikLaosBoi69
    @HavikLaosBoi69 3 месяца назад +17

    WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS-

  • @mixednarwhal
    @mixednarwhal 2 месяца назад

    1:33:19 For Puffer going to the Cow for milk.
    1:40:18 For the Cow getting its fried potatoes.

  • @beazlive
    @beazlive 3 месяца назад +1

    The whole song bit gave me don’t hug me i’m scared vibes

  • @ryancotton938
    @ryancotton938 3 месяца назад +2

    This reminds me of that goose game he played awhile back

  • @GoodOlPastaCake
    @GoodOlPastaCake 3 месяца назад +1

    I love that Smii7y and Kryoz’s rats make me crazy bit is still referenced

  • @Weird_Axolotl
    @Weird_Axolotl Месяц назад

    This is probably the most fun I’ve had watching a video

  • @GoddessOfRot117
    @GoddessOfRot117 3 месяца назад +2

    Watched this game like 10 times glad puffer played through it

  • @Lexishu
    @Lexishu 3 месяца назад +107

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy?….

  • @nim4464
    @nim4464 3 месяца назад +6

    36:24 holy shit is that Fren

  • @jedihalo100
    @jedihalo100 2 месяца назад

    1:42:01 come on....we gotta milk it! Him screaming it makes my day... also had the same wtf reaction as cartoonz.

  • @WishyWashyMF
    @WishyWashyMF 21 день назад

    I can't believe puffer missed the part where the fish guy busts in the fish when you slap his fillet around

  • @samanthajadeclements8040
    @samanthajadeclements8040 Месяц назад

    Gosh I'm not from Britain but having my parents be in their mid 40's raising me from 5 weeks old those types of songs were commonly played in the house on my mums cassette player or as I got older by CD and the commercials being weird dystopian types of tv is also quite similar in NZ so it's like re-living my childhood

  • @jetaimesooshi
    @jetaimesooshi 2 месяца назад

    Dude was trynna get out of the game and speeding some of the stuff hence the missed interactions but this game is hilarious

  • @Hot_spider
    @Hot_spider 2 месяца назад

    It’s so funny seeing puffer so confused with the dialogue

  • @RawRatings
    @RawRatings 2 месяца назад

    I love that puffer makes long ass vids

  • @OakTreeTube
    @OakTreeTube Месяц назад

    The ending of this game gave me such dont hug me I'm scared vibes 😭

  • @_boo_xoxo5101
    @_boo_xoxo5101 2 месяца назад

    13:54 he’s polishing his baton 😂

  • @Frungle_
    @Frungle_ 3 месяца назад +5

    This game is so good

  • @AbsoluteAbsurd
    @AbsoluteAbsurd 3 месяца назад

    1:53:20 feel like this guy is the most sane character in this game x'D

  • @furyfuzionz9228
    @furyfuzionz9228 2 месяца назад

    Nothing is funnier than squirrel with gun

  • @yate0128
    @yate0128 2 месяца назад

    I hear Sheffield and I'm like OMGAWD I live close to there! 😂

  • @anthonyrausch5708
    @anthonyrausch5708 3 месяца назад

    1:02:50 - I would click “THE 3RD” option at this point in time
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nightmare-jev62
    @Nightmare-jev62 3 месяца назад +1

    Did you know if you just wait in the mayors office for like 15 minutes the mayor will see you

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 2 месяца назад

      And the mayor is the spitting image of the MC.
      Same yellow skin, same bushy eyebrows, same head shape, and same hairstyle.
      Makes me think their relatives.

  • @veteran2nd
    @veteran2nd 3 месяца назад

    2:59 right when Puffer said: “Can I do anything?” And touched the freezer YT decided to hit me with an ad

  • @Walterwhite182
    @Walterwhite182 Месяц назад

    Damn Rog as a baby looks like a character from the coneheads

  • @nim4464
    @nim4464 3 месяца назад +2

    1:08:48 Glad I'm not the only one who thought detergent, Vaxxia

  • @Panda15593
    @Panda15593 2 месяца назад

    Bro the last part of the game ( the song part) reminds me of DHMIS so much!

  • @CharlieOsoo
    @CharlieOsoo 3 месяца назад +1

    58:33 well thats not usually how it goes…

  • @Monkeretrak
    @Monkeretrak Месяц назад

    Just watched Jacksepticeye play this had no idea that puffer played this, now I get to rewatch this whole thing W