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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @ConsistentlyInconsistent21
    @ConsistentlyInconsistent21 Год назад +2978

    "I don't have it memorized... I have it written down."
    The set up and delivery were perfect.

  • @Super-Saiyan9665
    @Super-Saiyan9665 Год назад +2842

    This man is holding the entire fast food industry by the throat and I’m all for it

    • @Men_Of_Culture33
      @Men_Of_Culture33 Год назад +44

      As a communist who hates monopolies, I too am here to see it🗿🍷

    • @deceidwithinfected4443
      @deceidwithinfected4443 Год назад +9

      Man holds all the fastfood secrets in his hands and then is like I am inevitable

    • @the_great_cow117
      @the_great_cow117 Год назад +8

      ​@Daddy Molotov As a capitalist who hates monopolies, I am Also here for it 🍷🗿.

    • @methyod
      @methyod Год назад

      @@Men_Of_Culture33 if you're a communist who hates monopolies i have some bad news for you about happens when you nationalize industries. personally i am perfectly in favor of monopolies as long as the people running them are appropriately fearful of the guillotine.

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn Год назад +6

      ​@Daddy Molotov as a capitalist who dislikes monopolies, I'll stand with you on this. 🥃🗿

  • @vr000701
    @vr000701 Год назад +4333

    It’s Jordan reading the recipe like a judge serving a sentence 🤣🤣💕

    • @Lovelyandgifted
      @Lovelyandgifted Год назад +31

      Lol😂

    • @TheSilentGal41
      @TheSilentGal41 Год назад +39

      Almost made me spit my coffee out😂😂😂😂

    • @redhalogaming8124
      @redhalogaming8124 Год назад +29

      He is serving a sentence. A sentence for McDonalds and the sentence is 3 years of economic downfall because of this man.

    • @Pharoax
      @Pharoax Год назад +16

      I sentence you to Big Mac sauce

    • @eakolynn
      @eakolynn Год назад +2

      Yes! I loved that part most

  • @cmr2004
    @cmr2004 8 месяцев назад +457

    That unhinged 'i have it written down' had me rolling

  • @Luna-we4yc
    @Luna-we4yc Год назад +5559

    at this point, you have entered your fast food company villain arc and i'm here for it

    • @BlacGumz318
      @BlacGumz318 Год назад +50

      At this point Jordan is Dr Doom in his ultimate god form… Doom Supreme: The Doom who breaks other Dooms.

    • @charliepalmer484
      @charliepalmer484 Год назад +10

      Not clicking the like button only cause it’s at 420

    • @JamirealBEpps
      @JamirealBEpps Год назад +1

      💯🤣

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 Год назад +5

      I recently starting binging all the anime episodes because of such actions.

    • @KiSaty
      @KiSaty Год назад +2

      Yes 🙌 😂💕👏

  • @willyb804
    @willyb804 Год назад +1686

    I’m just imagining McDonald’s calling him to ask him to stop and Jordan responds with an anime style monologue explaining that he has much larger secrets to spill and this is only the beginning.

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 Год назад +71

      *Reveals the KFC secret spices*

    • @zer0theultimate
      @zer0theultimate Год назад +45

      He just pushes up his glasses and the lenses glow

    • @AceOSpaceWithMace
      @AceOSpaceWithMace Год назад +13

      we just have to wait until he either becomes a cooking channel or he expands to other industries, like how game theory grew to also encompass films and food

    • @mrsquid_
      @mrsquid_ Год назад +4

      ​@@hulksmash3429he already did that

    • @RipPhillips
      @RipPhillips Год назад +5

      Look Ron...come here....Ronald look this just the beginning..closer clown...I will end you. 🤣

  • @NewYorxer
    @NewYorxer Год назад +2506

    This is like the fast food equivalent of having your IP address read out to you by a stranger

    • @fernivore
      @fernivore Год назад +16

      You do realize your IP changes unless you pay money for it right?

    • @ThatzUneek
      @ThatzUneek Год назад +1

      Frl frl

    • @Fallen-Champion_Cox
      @Fallen-Champion_Cox Год назад +36

      ​@fernivore Point is, it's basically like doxxing them but with their recipes.

    • @fernivore
      @fernivore Год назад +11

      @@Fallen-Champion_Cox aight aight I'll let it slide

    • @thewylde9126
      @thewylde9126 Год назад +14

      ​@@fernivore got the damn comment commander over here

  • @sandayshipanuka5497
    @sandayshipanuka5497 8 месяцев назад +70

    "i don't have it memorized ,i have it written down " is just too funny 😂😂

  • @CNoel
    @CNoel Год назад +5439

    Now this is a president that I can confidently say I’m proud of!

    • @lilcoochieblade69
      @lilcoochieblade69 Год назад +79

      Jordan actually made America great again 😂😂😂 ( get a maga hat wit his face on it )

    • @Gilded_Cage_Princess
      @Gilded_Cage_Princess Год назад +25

      ​@@lilcoochieblade69don't! He'll be a bigger tqrget from people who could benafot from his teqchings, but just take him as a threat. 😮

    • @Gulmanzo69
      @Gulmanzo69 Год назад +24

      ​@@Gilded_Cage_Princess bro take an english class. You need to work on your spelling

    • @lilcoochieblade69
      @lilcoochieblade69 Год назад +4

      @@Gilded_Cage_Princess Sis it was a joke 🤷🏿‍♂️😂

    • @lilcoochieblade69
      @lilcoochieblade69 Год назад

      @@Gilded_Cage_Princess Sis it was a joke 🤷🏿‍♂️😂

  • @josephlinton1376
    @josephlinton1376 Год назад +2368

    McDonald's contacts him. He's like "I don't have it memorized" hangs up and turns around to us and says "I have it written down."

    • @astibasie2818
      @astibasie2818 Год назад +44

      Priceless. LOL

    • @alexhadow
      @alexhadow Год назад +33

      Whilst reading this comment i imagine jordan like mj at the end of thriller 😂

    • @jayl.a7820
      @jayl.a7820 Год назад

      Write that sh*t down!

    • @dinglebord
      @dinglebord Год назад +22

      I imagine this like a dramatic call in those fbi movies and once they said "you dont have it memorised right?"
      Just turns around with an evidence board and all books and notes about the sauce
      "No i do not have it memorised" hangs up and has a meeting telling everyone he has the all ingredients and now everyone doesnt have to pay for the sauce they just have it at home now

    • @flamboyantwarlock7101
      @flamboyantwarlock7101 Год назад +3

      I see you also watched the video.

  • @kpeeps0099
    @kpeeps0099 Год назад +1444

    Jordan is a savage. Lmao. He said I don't have it memorized, I have it written down. 😂 protect this man at all costs...😅😂

    • @LeftEarly
      @LeftEarly Год назад +1

      👏👏👏👏

    • @Animal3Lover3
      @Animal3Lover3 Год назад

      I just qrote it down cuz i never wanna lose thid recipe. That sauce be the only reason i go to mcd for a burger

    • @jturino2531
      @jturino2531 Год назад

      Now you have 666 likes 👹👹👹.

    • @Sweetie_abundant_heart
      @Sweetie_abundant_heart Год назад +1

      Then read it to us with reading glasses for emphasis 😂

  • @dekrus
    @dekrus 10 месяцев назад +88

    I wrote out the recipe for yall! (And for myself lol)
    1 cup mayo, ¼ cup sweet pickled relish, 2 tbsp mustard, 1 tsp white wine vinegar, 1 tsp onion powder, 1 tsp granulated garlic (aka garlic powder), 1¼ tsp paprika and ⅛ tsp of (preferably white) pepper

    • @djjackie1900
      @djjackie1900 5 месяцев назад +4

      Thank you because I honestly thought it was Thousand Island dressing.

    • @darekcosta3819
      @darekcosta3819 4 месяца назад +1

      You could have just googled the recipe. Jordan is nothing special

    • @Tericlaws
      @Tericlaws 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@darekcosta3819I beg to differ, DAREK. His recipe is the CORRECT recipe bc if you Google Big Mac sauce, many recipes include ketchup, which is not accurate since it's the paprika that gives the color.
      To each their own since many like ketchup and mayo together but that does not make it authentic Mac sauce. Thus, you are wrong. Jordan is special and you sir, are a hater for absolutely no reason.

    • @Die6404
      @Die6404 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Tericlawsnice lol

    • @tiffanychill8219
      @tiffanychill8219 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@darekcosta3819while you're hating!!! You're also making him more money by commenting LMFAO 😆 so keep hating !!! He loves it !!! Ain't no one better than Jordon !!!

  • @god.allah.
    @god.allah. Год назад +1315

    For those who didnt memorize it....
    1 Cup Mayonnaise
    1/4th Cup Sweet Pickled Relish
    2 Tablespoons Duesseldorf Mustard (regular will do)
    1 teaspoon white vinegar
    1 teaspoon onion powder
    1 teaspoon granulated garlic
    1 & 1/4th teaspoon of paprika
    8th of a teaspoon white pepper
    Have Fun.

  • @Me_Nombre_Es
    @Me_Nombre_Es Год назад +5575

    Bro, this man is EXPOSING all fast food secrets. I love Big Mac sauce and now have a whole jar at home

    • @vilux-r5527
      @vilux-r5527 Год назад +75

      I need to know, does it taste the same???

    • @bradleyrodriguez3446
      @bradleyrodriguez3446 Год назад +49

      ​@@vilux-r5527same, please let me know if they answer

    • @mrmaggine2170
      @mrmaggine2170 Год назад +19

      But it tastes the same tho?

    • @Me_Nombre_Es
      @Me_Nombre_Es Год назад +145

      I feel like it taste the same and MOST of my friends agree

    • @ren_the_same6107
      @ren_the_same6107 Год назад +58

      @@Me_Nombre_Es one of your friends is messing with you

  • @potaytoe007
    @potaytoe007 Год назад +854

    bro got his name written on fast food companies hitlists☠️💀

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou Год назад +14

      Wouldn't doubt it. When someone says "someone from McDonalds reached out to me", they probably mean some entry level employee manning the fries... When Jordan says it, you can bet it was some big wig from corporate who reached out.

    • @neanda
      @neanda Год назад +9

      @@giggityeffyou true, they were probing to make sure they got the right guy before they call in the hit.
      man better burn that phone 😂

    • @OPMayo_VR
      @OPMayo_VR Год назад

      nah fam hes been on it, we gotta protect the man

  • @Somethingfunny1111
    @Somethingfunny1111 9 месяцев назад +33

    I don’t even eat fast food anymore but I watch all of your videos to the end 😅

  • @-_M-_
    @-_M-_ Год назад +1933

    This man chose violence and I'm living for it

    • @PM36782
      @PM36782 Год назад +28

      I think you mean "I'm loving it"

    • @marechis
      @marechis Год назад +1

      ​@@PM36782 no, they mean what they wrote. it's basically saying that theyre gonna be here to witness all of it, and that they enjoy it

    • @Shinichi-kudo-
      @Shinichi-kudo- Год назад +20

      @@marechisdid u not get the joke ?

    • @AnimateTheArts
      @AnimateTheArts Год назад +11

      mcviolence

    • @Pear76242
      @Pear76242 Год назад +1

      You need popcorn cuz I can't wait to see this 🍿

  • @kipechawolfeortiz8791
    @kipechawolfeortiz8791 Год назад +2573

    "Don't worry I didn't memorize it... I've WRITTEN it down.. "
    He woke up today and chose violence.

    • @psychoqween
      @psychoqween Год назад +35

      That look at the end confirms this 😂😂😂

    • @hamoodie9945
      @hamoodie9945 Год назад +10

      😂

    • @jinetikzgames
      @jinetikzgames Год назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @ANite-vx1vk
      @ANite-vx1vk Год назад +13

      They shouldn't have charged him 50 cents for those extra big mac sauces.

    • @granthrebek3355
      @granthrebek3355 Год назад +7

      Has the same energy as are we developing such a weapon no we are not; because we have already made it.

  • @snichzzy6526
    @snichzzy6526 Год назад +4283

    “I do not have the recipe memorized…. I have it written down-“ man’s a fucking legend

    • @RicardoMeansKing
      @RicardoMeansKing Год назад +29

      just your everyday Jordan

    • @napalmprice9170
      @napalmprice9170 Год назад +10

      I was gonna say the same thing!

    • @rsantellan1973
      @rsantellan1973 Год назад +10

      I already knew where it was heading if he didn't have it memorized..

    • @snichzzy6526
      @snichzzy6526 Год назад +14

      @@rsantellan1973 It's Jordan
      jordan knows all
      jordan sees all
      jordan shares all secrets
      jordan is jordan
      jordan is awesome

    • @mohammedaqeeb9220
      @mohammedaqeeb9220 Год назад +1

      Every1 knows this guy has nd will always b a legend

  • @Random_Stuff_From_Me
    @Random_Stuff_From_Me 10 месяцев назад +97

    Someday a fast food manager gonna break that door down

  • @mentalpatriot636
    @mentalpatriot636 Год назад +10458

    Jordan is probably the only person to successfully steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Mr. Krabs.

    • @SlayerKast
      @SlayerKast Год назад +653

      Nah, he doesn't steal it. He tastes one Krabby Patty and instantly guesses the formula.

    • @craigqrater4187
      @craigqrater4187 Год назад +330

      As president of the fast food secrets club, Jordan was hanging on the ceiling observing when Mr Krabs and Plankton were in school and they invented the Krabby Patty

    • @Prominexus
      @Prominexus Год назад +208

      All things considered he probably worked at the Krusty Krab once and wrote down the recipe.

    • @rangav248
      @rangav248 Год назад +74

      I need this as the April fools video 😂

    • @CANA_PR
      @CANA_PR Год назад +26

      Omg 😂😂😂😂 I need to see a video!!! LoL Planton must be his best friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @omarelmallah1763
    @omarelmallah1763 Год назад +2403

    bros literally spilled more secrets than a group of moms.

    • @shade4048
      @shade4048 Год назад +18

      More than a certain server on discord?

    • @Skyk0_0
      @Skyk0_0 Год назад +12

      @@shade4048the classified stuff right?

    • @Transformers_nerd_stop_motions
      @Transformers_nerd_stop_motions Год назад +7

      Underrated comment

    • @CallMeLeonz
      @CallMeLeonz Год назад +6

      If he was a girl and someones mom i would feel bad ngl

    • @EarlierTitan19
      @EarlierTitan19 Год назад +2

      NOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @021scorpion
    @021scorpion Год назад +258

    We need to protect this man at all cost!

    • @itsshrimp91
      @itsshrimp91 Год назад +11

      That's like 8 or 9 big Mac sauces right there!

    • @findot777
      @findot777 Год назад +3

      @@itsshrimp91 probably like 50 if you use the recipe

    • @itsshrimp91
      @itsshrimp91 Год назад

      @@findot777 No cap. Also bro edited his comment so his cash donation isn't showing up. Big sad moment right there

    • @kooll2401
      @kooll2401 Год назад +2

      ​@@itsshrimp91 t still shows

    • @kaio0777
      @kaio0777 Год назад +1

      I second this motion

  • @RadJordy
    @RadJordy 9 месяцев назад +40

    Man, now I kinda wish you could find out the recipe for Red Robin campfire mayo. They sell it in stores, but I've heard that it's "not the same".

    • @7.3PSDA2
      @7.3PSDA2 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yes!!!

    • @Van-of-the-wild-frontier
      @Van-of-the-wild-frontier 5 месяцев назад +1

      That’s like Taco Bell’s chipotle sauce! I bought a bottle at the store and it’s nothing like the stuff from Taco Bell.

    • @user-tq6bf3gm3k
      @user-tq6bf3gm3k 2 месяца назад

      Mayos gross don't waste your money

    • @RadJordy
      @RadJordy 2 месяца назад

      @@user-tq6bf3gm3k *Mayo's

    • @user-ek5by9yk4i
      @user-ek5by9yk4i 2 месяца назад

      @@user-tq6bf3gm3k grow up

  • @blorp3029
    @blorp3029 Год назад +2496

    When this man has kids and he says "we have mcdonalds at home" he will be the only parent to actually deliver

    • @nabinator1232
      @nabinator1232 Год назад +19

      49 likes and no replies let me fix that

    • @blorp3029
      @blorp3029 Год назад +24

      @@nabinator1232 ok. 😐

    • @joshbarr2494
      @joshbarr2494 Год назад

      @@nabinator1232people like you are why this world is so annoying

    • @Starricane
      @Starricane Год назад +47

      He could probably do that with any/every local fast food place 💀

    • @the4thmuffin874
      @the4thmuffin874 Год назад +21

      @@nabinator1232 npc behavior

  • @Leticia0x0
    @Leticia0x0 Год назад +3618

    Him: I don’t have it memorized… I have it written down. 😂😂😂

    • @lilcoochieblade69
      @lilcoochieblade69 Год назад +125

      Nobody:
      Jordan: Take notes 📝😂

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 Год назад +61

      I burst out laughing 😂😂 I love this man

    • @5599Psalm23
      @5599Psalm23 Год назад +46

      ​@@SallySue9725 Me too, he woke up and chose violence 😂😂😂

    • @C4TC4T
      @C4TC4T Год назад +21

      This man is the best 😂

    • @titanus261
      @titanus261 Год назад +23

      Mcdonald was so scared of him thry call him in advance

  • @KamrynBrannen
    @KamrynBrannen Год назад +2973

    “I don’t have it memorized, I have it written down “ McDonalds is going down and we need to protect this dude at all costs

    • @Micheal_Mayor7592
      @Micheal_Mayor7592 11 месяцев назад +23

      I am going to use that statement in any situation where they asked if I remember a recipe or something I shouldn't remember. May say "I have it recorded/saved/screen shot ted" for "blackmail" purpose.

    • @saysoun752
      @saysoun752 10 месяцев назад +10

      I used to work at McDonald's and sometimes we run out of sauce. When we run out of Big Mac sauce, we just go to Walmart, right next door, and buy thousand island dressing and use that.

    • @TheWolfangh
      @TheWolfangh 9 месяцев назад +2

      My exact reaction to this line was:
      "That motherf-" And a bout of laughter

    • @jacobrispoli4351
      @jacobrispoli4351 9 месяцев назад +2

      Bro should be feared by all companies big and small. He knows everything. And if he ever goes missing, we know it was a combined effort of all the companies to get rid of him, so that wouldn't work either.

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 8 месяцев назад +2

      McDonalds literally gave out the recipe (officially) years ago.... they didn't even try to hide it...
      Cause they know how lazy their customer base is...

  • @Oak-ey9qd
    @Oak-ey9qd 8 месяцев назад +9

    This man is single handedly gonna take down the whole fast food Industry

  • @damiensmith7124
    @damiensmith7124 Год назад +1444

    This man is literally a national treasure and we need to protect him

  • @Sporkeater3551
    @Sporkeater3551 Год назад +902

    This man is the teacher every one needs

    • @ender7910
      @ender7910 Год назад +8

      He saw the weakness of other educators and said "Fine, i'll do it myself."

    • @tanyalc22
      @tanyalc22 Год назад +3

      ​@@ender7910that's a fing good one

    • @savvivixen8490
      @savvivixen8490 Год назад +3

      ​@@ender7910 😂😂😂 And I'm so here for it!

    • @vanessabecerra4784
      @vanessabecerra4784 Год назад +3

      💯🔥

  • @metageek7878
    @metageek7878 Год назад +448

    If this man goes missing, we'll all know why. Someone get this man a bodyguard before they hire the McAssassins

    • @Baby-Blue-102
      @Baby-Blue-102 Год назад +11

      Oh No Not the McAsasins! Someone Get the McPoison-Control!

    • @metageek7878
      @metageek7878 Год назад +5

      @@Baby-Blue-102 ok I forgot an s or two

    • @Baby-Blue-102
      @Baby-Blue-102 Год назад +10

      @@metageek7878 So did I! And I didn't even realize! We're so in McSync!

    • @Forzaplayer
      @Forzaplayer Год назад +3

      This would probably happen.

    • @Qwerty0791
      @Qwerty0791 Год назад +5

      @@Baby-Blue-102 This McCouple McMiscalculations is fantastic.

  • @RaesOfLight
    @RaesOfLight 8 месяцев назад

    I felt like I was chatting with friends. I'm snappin' my fingers and chucklin' too. Love this!
    And agreed, Aundrea is inspirational.

  • @PinballWarrior
    @PinballWarrior Год назад +1988

    McDonald’s: There’s a McBounty on your head, so you better McFucking run.

    • @emilyott2184
      @emilyott2184 Год назад +67

      Had me dead laughing💀💀💀💀

    • @duckii-lord
      @duckii-lord Год назад +46

      LMAO THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES!!

    • @kaninramone6365
      @kaninramone6365 Год назад +44

      He better not mcfallen

    • @dino_on_yt8490
      @dino_on_yt8490 Год назад +32

      OH NO THE MCJOKE IS SO FUNNY I HAVE MCFALLEN

    • @iuppiter
      @iuppiter Год назад +26

      that’s a Mcgoodone I’m loving it

  • @steffanyc9896
    @steffanyc9896 Год назад +717

    As an ex McDonald's employee can confirm this is the recipe 😂 also Jordan in glasses is the picture we should have in the dictionary next to the word wisdom 😂

    • @Betlejuse420
      @Betlejuse420 Год назад +18

      Lol I used to work there too, but we never made the sauces, most of them came in this tube, almost like a grease gun tube, that we'd have to open and slide into a sauce gun that we'd use for the Big Macs. We had plastic squeeze bottles for most of the other sauces except for the ketchup and mustard, those went in special dispensers. Now, this was back when the dinner box thing just came out the first time. I remember looking at my managers when they were telling me about the new dinner box deal and saying, "that's a lot of food for one little box, I hope it's big enough."

    • @steffanyc9896
      @steffanyc9896 Год назад +8

      @@Betlejuse420 same but I read the ingredients on the boxes they come in cos I was curious 🤣 love that people order big Mac's without pickles cos the don't like them not knowing there's loads of them actually in the sauce 🙈🤣

    • @Betlejuse420
      @Betlejuse420 Год назад +1

      @@steffanyc9896 I remember them being blank on the tubes, and I kinda feel like they were blank on the boxes at mine, but it's been like 10 years, so my memory might not be exact anymore. Lol. I knew that it was like a special kind of thousand island dressing, which also has pickles in it, so I'd laugh at that too. Man, we had some weird and funny orders come through that place.

    • @batboy7217
      @batboy7217 Год назад +1

      YES

    • @batboy7217
      @batboy7217 Год назад +1

      PERFECTLY worded

  • @peach_cobbler
    @peach_cobbler Год назад +360

    Coca Cola is now praying the fast food secrets club didn’t extend to soft drinks

    • @stephanos6128
      @stephanos6128 Год назад +8

      Dr Pepper is just coke and rootbeer. (or rc and rootebeer i tried both)

    • @AllThingsLoud_
      @AllThingsLoud_ Год назад +4

      Restaurants use a blend of sprite and coke to make ginger ale. Some mix with a 4:1 ratio to get consistency but others just eyeball it.

    • @athleticnerd8333
      @athleticnerd8333 Год назад

      ⁠@@stephanos6128 I’m completely fine with this, rootbeer is my fav soft drink and Dr Pepper is prob my second so it makes sense 😂

  • @aznelf13
    @aznelf13 10 месяцев назад +6

    Lmaooo the glasses does it for me😂

  • @Theatre_gal
    @Theatre_gal Год назад +255

    This man is going to get a cease and desist from every fast food restaurant

    • @edwardwilson7459
      @edwardwilson7459 Год назад

      They can send as many as they want. as long as hes not under NDA they cant do SHIT

    • @triskelionchi3747
      @triskelionchi3747 Год назад +7

      Frankly, not sure they have legal precident for that. Which is all the funnier

  • @OGseoulite
    @OGseoulite Год назад +308

    The literal human definition of chaotic good

    • @GovilGirl
      @GovilGirl Год назад

      😂😂😂 omg. Your comment made my day!

    • @geekyriolu2551
      @geekyriolu2551 Год назад +1

      As a McDonald's employee, I sneak a couple sauces to customers if they just ask me, I love to also put an extra nugget inside the containers once in a while

  • @SoopaBlitz
    @SoopaBlitz Год назад +522

    At this point, this man deserves more than RUclips can provide. Let's put him in the White House. Wait, he's the Fast Food President. Let's put him in the Steakhouse.

    • @sekunriruisen506
      @sekunriruisen506 Год назад +36

      I see what you did there but I have to disagree. This man deserves to be treated like royalty. Put him in the White Castle

    • @scaredmouse6643
      @scaredmouse6643 Год назад +3

      You the funniest bro in the west of Mississippi

    • @studentamir4930
      @studentamir4930 Год назад +3

      No no put him an newly created fast food buffet castle

    • @juliozamora1992
      @juliozamora1992 Год назад +2

      ​@@sekunriruisen506 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @karenmabin6325
      @karenmabin6325 Год назад +1

      He is world wide...Let's put him in the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKE!!

  • @theunremarkablepodcast
    @theunremarkablepodcast 5 месяцев назад +1

    “I don’t have it memorized, I have it written down” is so unironically a hard line

  • @le_chef-Klown
    @le_chef-Klown Год назад +114

    The transition from the talk to the recipe was hilariously perfect

  • @kimseymour5250
    @kimseymour5250 Год назад +437

    Off topic but you need to narrate some audiobooks your voice is so soothing 🥰

  • @shadowxenzer5742
    @shadowxenzer5742 Год назад +829

    We need a separate club to protect this man at all cost 😂😂
    And it should be called Fast Food Secret Service

  • @meatkirbo
    @meatkirbo 5 месяцев назад

    “I have it written down” is exactly what I expected. Dude is the president of the fast food secrets club for a reason

  • @VasishthaSookraj
    @VasishthaSookraj Год назад +162

    That’s wild that he had that written down, but, and I cannot emphasize this enough, this man legitimately might need some type of protection now. No clue if it’s physical, legal, or both, but someone protect this man! 😂

    • @FaeMasquerade
      @FaeMasquerade Год назад +8

      If he reveals cococolas formula not even the avengers could save him

  • @Animal_Jams_First_Library
    @Animal_Jams_First_Library Год назад +761

    Bro coming for every restaurant since the olive garden incident 💀

    • @shockbro54
      @shockbro54 Год назад +34

      the fact that we've been around his channel long enough to know what that means 💀 protect this man at all costs

    • @chuckanderson5404
      @chuckanderson5404 Год назад +25

      What Olive Garden incident?

    • @Bananax60
      @Bananax60 Год назад +16

      @@chuckanderson5404 Olive Garden over charged him for his meal

    • @_luvreaperx
      @_luvreaperx Год назад +26

      ​@@chuckanderson5404they charged him twice for his meal so he exposed there Alfredo sauce I'm pretty sure

    • @chuckanderson5404
      @chuckanderson5404 Год назад +6

      @@_luvreaperx aww them yeah he definitely did the right thing 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

  • @XanderisMLG
    @XanderisMLG Год назад +141

    this dude could single handedly take down all fast food chains if he wanted

  • @egyptian20091
    @egyptian20091 8 месяцев назад +2

    This guy is wanted by every single fast food chain

  • @mini-mei
    @mini-mei Год назад +116

    You know Jordan is getting real when he puts on the reading spectacles.

  • @googleitlol6590
    @googleitlol6590 Год назад +183

    Man acknowledges he’s at war with all of fast food and he takes that fact in stride

  • @trinity5978
    @trinity5978 Год назад +869

    Jordan, your like the cool dad who helps you do stuff that your mom wouldn’t allow.😂😂😂

    • @MrSh023
      @MrSh023 Год назад +7

      He's not that old, lol

    • @dwhite3937
      @dwhite3937 Год назад +10

      @@MrSh023 but he gives off an old vibe.

    • @HauntedCadaver
      @HauntedCadaver Год назад +9

      Nah, Jordan is that younger uncle or cousin that everyone loves

    • @trinity5978
      @trinity5978 Год назад +2

      @@HauntedCadaver Ooh yeah that one’s sounds better🤣

  • @vrotties
    @vrotties 6 месяцев назад

    Oh. My. God!!! Thank you. I'm saving this clip. Downloading this. Making it as soon as I get home.

  • @johnsmith45542
    @johnsmith45542 Год назад +807

    It's colloquially known as "Mac sauce" behind the counter. If you ask for it as that, the workers will hook you up, because they know you've been in the Ronald McDonald trenches too.

    • @rhinonanmune8791
      @rhinonanmune8791 Год назад +30

      Trenches 😂

    • @jaylon2325
      @jaylon2325 Год назад +2

      Real

    • @SwarmerGaming
      @SwarmerGaming Год назад +18

      ​@@saberswordsmen1 I did a stint at a hotel as a manager. Honestly worse, I went back to the McFrontlines very quick (3months)

    • @Nevlocc
      @Nevlocc Год назад

      Nahh they don’t still get charged for it

    • @CowToes
      @CowToes Год назад +2

      I did my tour at Hobby Lobby before boomers got old. The old ladies then were way nicer. The middle-aged ladies sucked back then... it was hell...

  • @em3ry_disconn3cted
    @em3ry_disconn3cted Год назад +124

    His voice is so soothing. Like half the time o don’t even pay attention, I just love listening. It’s the perfect amount of deep-ness, (a little) gritty, and he is very eloquent to tie it all together

    • @berchyzgb4423
      @berchyzgb4423 Год назад +7

      And he's hot 😁

    • @lilcoochieblade69
      @lilcoochieblade69 Год назад +1

      I can one up Jordan my voice is slightly deeper and I'm 6'11 260 lbs ijs 🤷🏿‍♂️ ( but I work security and UPS both jobs I get paid 30+ and hour )

    • @lilcoochieblade69
      @lilcoochieblade69 Год назад

      ​@@berchyzgb4423 I'm hotter

    • @angelica69
      @angelica69 Год назад +17

      @@lilcoochieblade69 Why are you trying to one up him lol. This is his channel and we came to watch him. Not you 😂

    • @tacticianmara
      @tacticianmara Год назад

      ​@@lilcoochieblade69and yet your ego is so fragile you have to tell people in the comments of a youtube video of a handsome man that you're more attractive...

  • @definitelynot_tfol36
    @definitelynot_tfol36 Год назад +355

    We must help this man survive at all costs, the McDonald's agents are already en route to his location.

  • @oliverfeeler3776
    @oliverfeeler3776 8 месяцев назад +2

    Somebody give this guy free coupons to every restaurant, we can't keep letting this guy get away😂

  • @Gastrictuba
    @Gastrictuba Год назад +1093

    The greatest thing is you can’t get in trouble for revealing secret recipes since they can’t be patented or trademarked

    • @GlRTHBR00KS
      @GlRTHBR00KS Год назад +20

      Too bad this isn’t even remotely a “secret recipe” and it’s still not all that goes into Big Mac sauce, but ok lmao

    • @alecjones8286
      @alecjones8286 Год назад +48

      @@GlRTHBR00KS If it tastes the same or close to then it hardly matters if that's "not all that goes into it".

    • @GlRTHBR00KS
      @GlRTHBR00KS Год назад +8

      @@alecjones8286 lmao do you not realize that you just proved my point? This is a very standard burger sauce, not a “secret recipe”. So, thanks for agreeing with me :)

    • @IUsedToBeGreat
      @IUsedToBeGreat Год назад +1

      ​@@GlRTHBR00KSbro humbled him💀

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Год назад +22

      ​@@alecjones8286probably missing some uneeded preservatives

  • @yiannihrisofos
    @yiannihrisofos Год назад +217

    The cosmos knew we needed this man. Protect at all cost.

  • @Lolsauce117
    @Lolsauce117 Год назад +154

    My mans took a 50 cent charge personally, and said for $5 I can bathe in my own sauce

  • @andrewlewis6345
    @andrewlewis6345 9 месяцев назад

    I have watched about 60 of your videos and YOU are fantastic, Thank you

  • @mariekom81
    @mariekom81 Год назад +21

    “I do not have the recipe memorized, I have it written down”😂😂😂 ‘Jordan’ is the new Google🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @o26kaichu20
    @o26kaichu20 Год назад +118

    My man is my ACTUAL favorite person on the internet and I am in CONSTANT fear for his life jfjfjfj

    • @AshunshwgarsBlade
      @AshunshwgarsBlade Год назад +3

      Most real comment 😂 😭

    • @gabbystorm3992
      @gabbystorm3992 Год назад +4

      Same!!! I hate that Im imagining all fast food restaurants banding together to attack their common enemy: Jordan. They could be waiting to ambush him when he leaves the house or kidnap Harvey and will only return him if Jordan signs a legal document to stop exposing them. The list goes on! 😂I'm torn between the humor of it all and simply Jordan and Harveys safety.

  • @Silversong_Reavers
    @Silversong_Reavers Год назад +834

    This guy is attempting to help us bring the cost of living back down to a level at which we mortals can actually sustain. He's not the warrior we deserved, but the warrior we needed

    • @lisaarnett6674
      @lisaarnett6674 11 месяцев назад +13

      And a recipe warrior he is indeed!

    • @RWZiggy
      @RWZiggy 9 месяцев назад +6

      I think this guy will have trouble as he gets older eating too much fast food.
      Want your cost of living and healthcare to come down? Cook your own food!
      Not being self-righeous here, I'm old guy who ate too much fast food when younger and so has health problems! Yeah, we mostly eat IN not OUT these days!

    • @Silversong_Reavers
      @Silversong_Reavers 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@RWZiggy fair point

    • @ChristisFaithful
      @ChristisFaithful 9 месяцев назад +2

      All of it being fresh & homemade has that extra ingredient called Win & it makes it taste so much better!

    • @Silversong_Reavers
      @Silversong_Reavers 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@ChristisFaithful very true. It takes the fast out of some of it, HOWEVER, it also allows you to change things up, make it healthier, or less healthy, depends on your intentions or concerns

  • @skitskit232
    @skitskit232 8 месяцев назад +1

    "I have it writtin down" had mw crackin😂😂

  • @dogthievery101
    @dogthievery101 Год назад +1548

    "Don't you guys worry, alright. I do not have the recipe memorized. Alright, come here. I have it written down."
    An absolutely savage response.

    • @Fl0wer1235
      @Fl0wer1235 Год назад +28

      I almost burst out laughing at that line lmao

    • @dogthievery101
      @dogthievery101 Год назад +19

      @@Fl0wer1235 same, omg. i was expecting it but it still took me by surprise.

    • @Fl0wer1235
      @Fl0wer1235 Год назад +5

      @@dogthievery101 lol

    • @christinetully1542
      @christinetully1542 Год назад +6

    • @Kellystrong24
      @Kellystrong24 Год назад +1

      Savage indeed! his response def caught me off guard 😂 😂 😂

  • @Lili-sj7go
    @Lili-sj7go Год назад +77

    ❤ I worked as a server for 6 years and a cook for another 6 I absolutely love what you're doing. They don't pay enough to keep people quiet and loyal enough. I now need to look thru every video on his account and see what we're eating next week.

  • @demetricedwards712
    @demetricedwards712 Год назад +195

    They about to start sendin people to Jordan’s door if this keeps up 💀

    • @Jsay18
      @Jsay18 Год назад +6

      He needs a Secret Fast Food Secrets Service.

  • @williamkinner1090
    @williamkinner1090 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro, i love you man. You are freaking awaome dude. Just out here being the perfect amount of petty. 😂😂

  • @reishad598
    @reishad598 Год назад +96

    You are such chaotic good energy and I really dig it, sir. Godspeed. 😆

    • @Ishmachiah
      @Ishmachiah Год назад +5

      As a lawful evil person, the lawful in me dislikes the chaotic energy Jordan displays. But the evil in me, wants to see how far this rabbit hole goes.

    • @ShieAyla
      @ShieAyla Год назад +1

      ​@@Ishmachiah likewise!

  • @joshuatolliver7155
    @joshuatolliver7155 Год назад +387

    I actually just quit working at McDonald’s about a week ago, and we didn’t even have containers for the Big Mac sauce. When someone asked for it, on the register I would as extra sauce (which is about $0.10) and then I would ask the kitchen to put Big Mac sauce in a 4 piece nugget box and that’s what we gave the customer.

    • @luke8222
      @luke8222 Год назад +10

      The only time i ever got extra mac sauce they did that haha

    • @Emily-sv4bp
      @Emily-sv4bp Год назад +5

      Yes I'm that customer or I was stopped eating McDonald's like a year ago

    • @sixela6
      @sixela6 Год назад +1

      The McDonald's I worked at sold extra sauce for $0.25 back in 2020

    • @SeptemberBluez
      @SeptemberBluez Год назад

      That’s what we did to😂

    • @everettbernsen46
      @everettbernsen46 Год назад

      As an ex manager for McDonald's, we didn't have the packets yet, so that's what we did. Our franchise also doesn't charge extra for extra sauces.

  • @rakimisrael7641
    @rakimisrael7641 Год назад +72

    As someone who is a McDonald’s manager for about 10 years, I can confirm this & yes they LOVES charging extra. I just used to give it out for free😈😎

  • @mailboy79
    @mailboy79 6 месяцев назад +1

    I've been watching these for many successive months now and I don't even eat fast food and the other things that he talks about are interesting, but this guy is HILARIOUS.

  • @floppadabest
    @floppadabest Год назад +536

    this guy is a legend, and deserves to be much more popular

    • @Punterofchildren
      @Punterofchildren Год назад +2

      Ungabunga

    • @Spartan-Four-Twenty
      @Spartan-Four-Twenty Год назад

      "but he already has 3m subs and is getting millions of views per vid-" "I KNOW WHAT I SAID BITCH"

  • @alfredharrison597
    @alfredharrison597 Год назад +225

    I said it once, ill say it again - this man is doing the Gods' work. PLEASE PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS!

  • @Salt_Master_Queue
    @Salt_Master_Queue Год назад +290

    At this point, MatPat needs Jordan on Team Theorist.

    • @boots8619
      @boots8619 Год назад +24

      IT WOULD BRING A END TO ALL CONSPIRACIES IN FOOD NOTHING WILL BE HIDDEN
      THAT IS TOO POWERFUL A COMBO

    • @galaxycomics9495
      @galaxycomics9495 Год назад +16

      They would be the best villian duo ever they could end the world if they wanted to

    • @SpyralRiz
      @SpyralRiz Год назад +7

      Omg 😲 i need to see this come to pass i will be the envoy to spreading the word so the end of days may come lmao 😂

    • @Salt_Master_Queue
      @Salt_Master_Queue Год назад

      @@boots8619 Well, do you want the corporate bureaucracy to shake in their real leather Dunhill shoes?
      /j

    • @boots8619
      @boots8619 Год назад +1

      @Allen Dishman it's funny today I have orientation for my first job at McDonald's
      Time to gather data 😎

  • @autumnvalerio1231
    @autumnvalerio1231 10 месяцев назад +1

    I lost it at “I have it written down”!!😂

  • @TheLamana39
    @TheLamana39 Год назад +838

    At this point I'm starting to think Jordan actually works for the fast food industry to promote them on social media. It would be a genius move honestly!

    • @suiro8455
      @suiro8455 Год назад +45

      People think that they are genius for knowing all these secrets while Jordan and fast food CEO laugh in secret

    • @bane6892
      @bane6892 Год назад +9

      Yeah he's obviously paid by fast food companies, you honestly think he isn't?

    • @ldalexandrite
      @ldalexandrite Год назад +15

      He is pretty critical about the fast food companies and tells us ways to spend _less_ money, I’m not sure if it’s promoting

    • @mosesgideon1115
      @mosesgideon1115 Год назад +12

      ​@@ldalexandrite well that's exactly how people think things are cheaper on black friday😂😂... when you think it's cheaper and your are getting a deal you tend to buy more..... reverse psychology 101😂😂

    • @ldalexandrite
      @ldalexandrite Год назад +3

      @@mosesgideon1115 huh, yeah that makes sense tbh

  • @ItsSpyX
    @ItsSpyX Год назад +187

    At this point, Jordan can probably give us a way to avoid paying at restaurants

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Год назад +13

      It’s called the good ol dine and dash, only works once

    • @Paige_marie215
      @Paige_marie215 Год назад +6

      He possibly has a code tho😂😂

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 Год назад +3

      I mean learning to cook some basic meals at home, can also help with that too.

    • @ItsSpyX
      @ItsSpyX Год назад +3

      @@ked49 Too bad you’ll be hunted down by the police until your caught😔

    • @dopey678
      @dopey678 Год назад

      @@ked49 😂😂😂😭💯

  • @Anime_lover._.
    @Anime_lover._. Год назад +96

    He’s the definition of the best man alive

  • @Yeti-db8qd
    @Yeti-db8qd 7 месяцев назад

    The "i have it written down" was delivered better than movies man
    You are speaking to the people you are !

  • @CFEKOSMOS
    @CFEKOSMOS Год назад +134

    Bro sooner or later one of these food companies is gonna send some guys in suits to pay you a visit 😭

    • @TheCrowWizard
      @TheCrowWizard Год назад +3

      The fast food secrets club President is going to need Fast food secret service

    • @KellenFredricksen
      @KellenFredricksen Год назад

      @@TheCrowWizard fr

  • @Doc-Holliday1851
    @Doc-Holliday1851 Год назад +40

    This man is a national treasure, protect him at all costs.

  • @JonnytheWin
    @JonnytheWin Год назад +916

    “Don’t worry I don’t have the recipe memorized. ………I have it written down” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Cartervd
      @Cartervd 8 месяцев назад +1

      Heehehe

    • @kenyattaharmon1385
      @kenyattaharmon1385 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

    • @pocketdogs
      @pocketdogs 7 месяцев назад

      You can literally just google it, been available on the internet for over a decade directly from McDonald’s.

  • @mikefrost7892
    @mikefrost7892 8 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 that's great " I have it written down " 😂😂😂

  • @supermemes123
    @supermemes123 Год назад +49

    Protect this man at all costs

  • @CoolSkeleton95-go9fu
    @CoolSkeleton95-go9fu Год назад +121

    Jordan seems like the type of person to end up stealing the Krabby Patty formula for the hell of it

  • @ChocoTacoMan
    @ChocoTacoMan Год назад +55

    I woke my kid up literally laughing out loud at ...I don't have it memorized...I have it written down...

  • @DarkSpectreYT
    @DarkSpectreYT 7 месяцев назад +1

    I have an entire playlist just of this one guy

  • @kirinami1303
    @kirinami1303 Год назад +498

    He’s the uncle I wish I had 😂

    • @anpdgbe
      @anpdgbe Год назад +7

      I still can’t believe he’s younger than me lmao

    • @karlhagans6339
      @karlhagans6339 Год назад +2

      @@anpdgbe i feel pathetic compared we are same age...

  • @unsafety-pin
    @unsafety-pin Год назад +19

    This feels so evil in the best way. The way you read the recipe off was perfect. It just made my morning.

  • @peginsenspad
    @peginsenspad Год назад +14

    Bro's gonna receive a cease and desist from every single fast food chain at this point

  • @TheSuperiorCat
    @TheSuperiorCat 6 месяцев назад

    bro is just spilling secrets rn
    and the "have fun" and the end was perfect :)

  • @arkansasboi5013
    @arkansasboi5013 Год назад +8

    We need to protect you at all costs! You know they say you know too much they come get you and no return! Stay safe Brother.

  • @AltairTheGamer
    @AltairTheGamer Год назад +11

    We have to protect this man at all costs!

  • @tyangchizzle
    @tyangchizzle Год назад +27

    Our man looking like a grandpapa while reading off the list of ingredients he didn't memorize. 😄

  • @victorbrooks-kf8pt
    @victorbrooks-kf8pt 7 месяцев назад

    I can't believe how much I enjoy watching this guy's videos and I don't even eat fast food lol

  • @Coleecool
    @Coleecool Год назад +50

    Bro has more beef with McDonalds than McDonalds has beef in stock.

    • @OniTrvlr
      @OniTrvlr Год назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonchristiansen9063
    @jasonchristiansen9063 Год назад +28

    At this point all the fast food giants should be paying you as a consultant. You could make damn good money

  • @kerj8580
    @kerj8580 Год назад +196

    And this man said, “I do not have it memorized…. I have it written down.” 😂 Bless you, Jordan!

  • @arguz4593
    @arguz4593 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bro dont have connections, he is THE connection