Archaic Death's face before the second slap is actually sad. He's like "Bro you're actually going through with this? You're going to slap me once again? I have a family. In the name of God please Stop..."-Bam and he gets sent to the Spirit world
Lmaoo exactly what I thought. Like he was trying to communicate with esp to tell him go easy on this one and he'll just throw the match. Unfortunately wolverine had other plans
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@@liamwelsh4665 I've taken one additional class, and learned Hebrew= Hey Bro Meaning Hebrew Green shirt was, "Hey bro. You sure." I'm becoming a master of concussed subtitle. Unfortunately it's a dying language, so I may very well be one of the last speakers 😔
Wolverine is literally Baldur from God of War. He’s always trying to find an opponent that can make him feel the slightest hint of pain, but is always disappointed.
the last thing you'll see is him raising his hand. It doesen't even hit you, you die before the slap comes, the power waves coming off of his hands are enough to kill you
@@tomnook4380 1st comes the peeing of the pants, then comes the realization, before uconsciousness just because you thought of the power that slap could hold
@@tomnook4380 Probably doesn't even need to slap, he just need to set his hand on their shoulder and it would have lasting psychological effects on that child.
Or..... Wolverine just held back after this match coz he knew if he let loose he would end every match in the first round.... And according to one punch man that is boring 😆
The reason they lifted his feet was likely due to a lack of blood to his head. There’s a medical phrase “if they’re pale, lift the tail. If they’re red, lift the head” referring to face color. Fun fact that can save a life.
My left ball was in enormous pain a few years ago. I went to the doctor and she had to push the ultrasound instrument thing hard on the ball to see what's going on inside. She was a girl doctor so, stupidly, I tried to hide how much it hurt and this led to me start feeling funny cause the pain was just too much. When I told the doctor "I think I'm about to faint" she lifted my feet up straight away. Hellish ball pain led to a valuable lesson learned: If you don't have a mirror nearby to see whether your face is red or pale (or you're colourblind) and feel like fainting, lie down+feet up! (and wash yo balls obviously)
@Nationality fortunately, being colorblind wouldn't stop you from seeing paleness or an over abundance of color in the face. Just pay attention to hues. if they look too light/bright, feet up. If they look over saturated, lift their head.
Jack Orton I don’t know bro the Russians can take the slaps for sure , but the Americans seem to slap way harder , like wolverines slaps genuinely sounds like a building collapsing on its self
"Nup tee tee yo hey." As a .005% Native American I can say with authority that this guy was summoning his ancestor spirits to help guide this guy's soul to the other side.
Seriously, Charlie’s way with words, his timing, it just doesn’t fade. It’s as good now as it ever was, just more refined. I couldn’t give two shits about slapping contests, apart of course from watching these videos, but his commentary... well they should just give him a job
You got something wrong there. That, my friend, was not a knock out. He killed that dude. After he got up, it was just his body. His soul was slapped into another dimension and will most certainly never come back
Fun fact: the sound you hear from Wolverines slap isn't actually from the slap, it's from his hand breaking the sound barrier before hitting his target.
@@calebsharp6723 LOL, no it's NOT true. i mean, that's a funny comment and all but NO, it's not true. his hand would have had to been going 770mph+ give or take a couple mph depending on altitude. it it was true he would have taken the guys head off or simply just went right through it, not to mention his hand would have exploded upon impact as well. it would have been a bloody mess and dude that got hit would have died on the spot. basically decapitating him while exploding his head wide open. fact!
Watch the original, one of the officials says: "Okay, he's gonna be okay, he's breathing so he's gonna be alright". It tells you everything you need to know about this monster slap when even the god damn paramedic has to assess that "Archaic death" is not "archaic dead" now. My god that was just an execution.
@@Youcanpokemyballs He was trying to calm people down. It can easily happen that a blood vessel in your brain ruptures from this or you get a concussion with a fatal outcome. That's not unheard of.
@@Youcanpokemyballs Its probably because a blow to the temple can kill very easily. If they stop breathing its because a blood vessel in their brain explodes. Its called an aneurysm (I think thats how its spelt)
@@shellshockedbros4458 You overestimate how easily people die lmao, watch any MMA or boxing kos and your theory is instantly disproven. Deaths in combat sports are from sustained beatings, that eventually make the brain bleed, if this dude was capable of that much damage with a slap, he'd have succeeded in MMA
@@georgehernandez2156 he should have quit the first time his head whipped around like an owl lmao. I agree with you tho, he basically warns you on the first one.
When Charlie said “they need someone in charge of making better nicknames” I immediately thought “Minotaur” and it was the first one Charlie said not 3 seconds later. Those moments are very strange
We share each others thoughts. Same thing happened to me at subway. I wanted to ask for just "a little bit of lettuce" but didnt. The lady next to me ended up asking for that very same thing. We are but the same, we realize, in these moments
tonight I was skating with my friends, and we had gone to the park that was right next to it to go lay down in the grass field. I had saw this star and was just looking at it and in my mind I said "Man it'd be hella cool if I saw a shooting star." 3 seconds later I SAW A SHOOTING STAR!
@@iwantsexseemyvideo654 the forgot to mention that the artists of war also take pride in smiting scummy bots from existence in their spare time, I'd run if I were you Edit: told ya.
That’s just terrible. They should have stopped it after the first slap when he got dropped and concussed. Then you got his corner man encouraging him. That was just a death sentence to go again.
Archaic Death was in the “Winter Soldier” program, his coach is Russian and by saying “ham and beef, drop dance” he was trying to set the premade program within his pupil’s conscientiousness in motion. Ultimately failed, though.
Imagine, if you will, a meeting of gods. A chance encounter destined to shake the very fabric of the multiverse to its core. A clash of titans that would cause the most cosmic of horrors to quake in fear at the ramifications of such a battle: Visily Komonsky, the God Hand vs. Wolverine, the Apex Predator
It’s so adorable how wolverine goes to try and help him after just knocking him the fuck out lol. I’m glad to hear that the guy is okay dude I was so sure he was a goner
The reason we will probably never see Vasily vs Wolverine is because if both are just in the presence of each other, the power will be too much to wipe out, not just the galaxy, but the universe.
I mean, penguinz0 is writing a strip of comic books called Godslap that watching these videos I can safely say is inspired by these competitions. So yeah.
Why is nobody talking about the coach's reaction to wolverine eating that slap like some breakfast cereal? He's in the background at 5:21 dancing his fingers on his forehead like "Oh fuck I've just sent my best student to be executed by this man. I shouldn't have let him go back in! He's going to die! Ham and Beef!"
Wolverine: [whapOOOWW] Archaic Death: "me cant. the Skiggles. I said they skiggles! hehe. tastes like cinnamon. such a happy--" [eyes open] "AND THE SMELLING SALTS WORKED FOLKS! He's back with us!"
I like how wolverine has his own little style. He doesn't pull his hand straight back and slaps, he pulls it back but also almost touches the floor with it, then he just let's it rip. I love it
The way he winds up looks like a shotput throw! Having that extra twist of the body gives that much more power, and the bend in his knees seems like he can even put some leg muscle energy into it! Very impressive technique. I play badminton and in theory it reminds me of the techniques to get extra power in your smash or clear - not just arms, but waist, bodyweight and rotational momentum too.
Full body rotation gives that power. Punch power come from legs and hips. That's why you see the other guys hitting a wall. They stop at the impact no follow through. Wolverine full body rotates into it, arm is just there really. Power goes from his lower body up to his shoulder. He could have twig arms and still put out that power
We need the ultimate crossover of titans Vasily Kamotsky vs Wolverine. The earth shattering slaps of these behemoths may be the end of humanity but damn it'll be fucking awesome.
The reason the coach’s subtitles are so fucked is because that’s actually what Archaic Death thinks he’s saying
ham and beef... hebrew, green shirt... i got this, i can do this!
😭😭😭
i laughed way too hard at this
@@ineedtherapy8339 Glad I'm not the only one
LMAO
Imagine losing to this guy in MMA, retiring to move into another sport and that same dude follows you and claps them cheeks again.
not quite, the loser challenged the MMA winner to a slap fight, Wolverine won the MMA match
We got to get him to react to Streetbeefs but shitty fights only
Why would he even think of a rematch when he looked way out of shape compared to his MMA days and he even lost then.
Ahaa i see what you did there.
*slaps them cheeks again
"Ham and beef, drop dance" are the MK Ultra activation codes.
Underrated af comment
Best comment
hahah you win the internet for today. seriously this comment got me laughing on a spiritual level.
"we have a job to do"
It sounds like an Arc Sys Works round start quote.
Archaic Death's face before the second slap is actually sad. He's like "Bro you're actually going through with this? You're going to slap me once again? I have a family. In the name of God please Stop..."-Bam and he gets sent to the Spirit world
Lmaoo exactly what I thought. Like he was trying to communicate with esp to tell him go easy on this one and he'll just throw the match. Unfortunately wolverine had other plans
@@martinfultz9894 It's painful to watch 😂
Comment has me in tears thank you
His wife/cousin will be fine. She can move back in with her dad/uncle.
@@brantheman6868 I thought I was the only one, I am just recuperating from a fit, can't be classified as just laughter.
The coach is using codewords to activate winter solider flashbacks
HAHAH! I love that
That’s a fucking good one
Slapcoming
Get this man some more likes on this comment hahaha, good one dawg
All he needs is a red beret and a red book.
charlie single handedly introduced slapping into everyones lives
Davie504 did it first
@@porkins93 slappy slap slap
Amm no
pop
He slapped it right into my life
He slapped him so hard it put him back to factory setting!
Dude fucking blue screened
Funny!
😆🤣
F
He just factory reset his soul
Wolverine is the kinda guy who sends you flowers while your in hospital for starting a fight with him
Don't have insurance? He covers it. Just so he can have a reason to send you back to the hospital when you're healthy and cover the cost again.
Amen
He doesnt send flowers
He shows up personally with some beer and hotdogs
@@jakobwhaley5641 complimentary 6 pack of bud lights for every concussion he hands out 😂
He slapped him so hard that he unlocked third person
Lmao 😂🤣
💀💀💀💀 This is by far the best roast you will ever find in this comment section🤣🤣🤣
He unlocked heaven
Omg this is the best comment! 😂😂
i have a six pack from laughing now
Literally Wolverine himself thought he had killed that poor guy.
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@@AxxLAfriku oh cool I’ll dislike your video
@@AxxLAfriku they dislike because you reply to almost every comment to the point when’s it’s annoying
axxl, you are a stain not only to this comment section but to the site itself
@@bigjimbo3917 you killed him just like wolverine K.O'd Archaic Death
We need a slap athletes tier list.
Foreshadowing the inevitable
Wolverine would be beyond s Tier. He would need a tier of his own
Slapthetes, if you will.
It’d be a short list. The Russian guy and Wolverine.
yes this should be top comment
It's almost as if Wolverine goes home and practices by having his horses kick him in the face
He had to stop doing that though...horses breaking legs isn't exactly the best thing for motivation.
Lmao
That was good . Good one mate
@@maddoxio I think knowing you can do that is more than motivation
Then he gotta practice his slapping so he goes to the kitchen and goes up to his wife- just kidding after the horse kicks him he slaps the horse.
"Ham and beef, drop dance"
He's trying to activate the sleeper cells
Archaic Winter Soldier
The "ham and beef" was actually "look at me" and the "drop dance" was "you got this". Now watch it again and you'll see.
He is speaking the language of the gods
@JAVANI "Hey, breathe"
This comment took me by surprise. Thanks for the laugh! :D
There’s “brutal knockout” and then there’s “knocked into the shape of a fucking chalk outline”. Wow.
Golden comment
Jesus Christ the bot comments are becoming worse
@@doctorcure-ator0049 you got that right chief
Lol
ham and beef.
Ham and beef= Look at me | Drop dance= you got this | Green shirt= Are you sure? | I speak concussed subtitle.
Translation 100
@@liamwelsh4665 I've taken one additional class, and learned Hebrew= Hey Bro Meaning Hebrew Green shirt was, "Hey bro. You sure." I'm becoming a master of concussed subtitle. Unfortunately it's a dying language, so I may very well be one of the last speakers 😔
@@a_true_generic_gamer1104 it would appear that way. I am trying to learn but it is a complicated dialect.
The concusion was so bad his coach felt it.
@@huckleberryharrison6248 splash damage
When I die, I want it to be from Wolverine and Vasily high-fiving through my skull.
Both sides absoloute crushing power
That would be like suns colliding.
That's Fn gangster
Would it be a normal high five?
Personally I'm imagining them swinging from the hips and clashing together
Imagine the splash damage.
My brothers randomly generated name is literally ArchaicCow. He definitely got that name from xbox
Mine was FainterCow lol. Never changed it either
Okay Jason Smith
@@no-sway3709 Jason smith, what a believable name
@@no-sway3709 hi Jason Smith
@@vexed5027 coming from John bennett😂😂
Charlie’s new slap name:
“The Moist Minotaur”
He can destroy 3 girls in a nanosecond
@@PieGuyGaming I get it
*Minitaur
@@soulreaper706 No that’s ri- ohh I see what u did there lmao
Yes
Wolverine is literally Baldur from God of War. He’s always trying to find an opponent that can make him feel the slightest hint of pain, but is always disappointed.
God I love this comment
The best part about this comment and the guy is that he literally looks like Baldur.
and vasily is kratos, let the battle begin.
or Saitama.
Good nick names like “financially in depth” “the homeless” “one more plate” “croissant”
"One more plate" 💀
"seconds please"
Bro, you need help?
"Chicago typewriter"
“Screwdriver” “vomit gurgler” “munchies”
This made me realize Coach Killa's perseverance is God tier.
Even without a beard
Someone unlike this comment once
Dude is the raw definition of an all defense build.
I'm proud to have no Fucking clue what you said
@@dickJohnsonpeter watch the previous slapping video.
Imagine misbehaving as a child when Wolverine is your father.
Edit: on the positive side of things, imagine being the bully of wolverines son.
the last thing you'll see is him raising his hand. It doesen't even hit you, you die before the slap comes, the power waves coming off of his hands are enough to kill you
@@tomnook4380 1st comes the peeing of the pants, then comes the realization, before uconsciousness just because you thought of the power that slap could hold
@@tomnook4380 Probably doesn't even need to slap, he just need to set his hand on their shoulder and it would have lasting psychological effects on that child.
He would delete you
nah wolverine is a homie he would never hit his kids
Dude got slapped so hard he went into that one scene from Avatar where Aang sees all the previous avatars lined up next to him
Someone's watched the spice tier list video and decided to use the same line
@@Myhandleisasecret123 or they have watched the show?
This truly shows how tough the guy Wolverine went against in the finals was
He went no beard, too
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 Stfu
@@dorkknight7225 she's just a bot
Or..... Wolverine just held back after this match coz he knew if he let loose he would end every match in the first round.... And according to one punch man that is boring 😆
@@shreyassn2735 One slap man
AD's coach is trying to awaken him like the Winter Soldier.
Something is definitely up with the "ham and beef" and "green shirt"
"Ham and beans! Drop dance!”
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
🤣🤣🤣
Longing...
“On your left.”
Wolverine is the One Slap Man.
ONE SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
He was only using 7% of his power.
@@funnyman10912 DU NDUNDU DNUD UN DUNDUDUNDUND
Fuck I wasn't quick enough 😂
But it took him two slaps 🤔
6:08 those are the eyes of a man staring into oblivion knowing he faces his doom, but with courage. I salute you Archaic Death
Exactly lmao 😂
Genuinely laughing
Archaic Death can't hear you-
He's Brain dead
CRYING😂😂😂😂😂
Why he look like Adam 22 with hair doe 🤔
The reason they lifted his feet was likely due to a lack of blood to his head. There’s a medical phrase “if they’re pale, lift the tail. If they’re red, lift the head” referring to face color. Fun fact that can save a life.
You're actually a God this will actually help me in my day-to-day life
There's a chance that you just saved a life with this comment
My left ball was in enormous pain a few years ago. I went to the doctor and she had to push the ultrasound instrument thing hard on the ball to see what's going on inside. She was a girl doctor so, stupidly, I tried to hide how much it hurt and this led to me start feeling funny cause the pain was just too much. When I told the doctor "I think I'm about to faint" she lifted my feet up straight away. Hellish ball pain led to a valuable lesson learned: If you don't have a mirror nearby to see whether your face is red or pale (or you're colourblind) and feel like fainting, lie down+feet up! (and wash yo balls obviously)
@Nationality fortunately, being colorblind wouldn't stop you from seeing paleness or an over abundance of color in the face. Just pay attention to hues. if they look too light/bright, feet up. If they look over saturated, lift their head.
@Nationality your colorblindness prevents you from being able to distinguish red from white? Or are you just blind,
Charlie should do a slapping tier list with all the Russians and Americans slapping contestants.
This is a great idea!
I still think it would be fun to see
I think Papa and Misha can beat Wolverine
@@jackorton2707 they're different weight classes, a better matchup would be them vs crazy Hawaiian or someone similar
Jack Orton I don’t know bro the Russians can take the slaps for sure , but the Americans seem to slap way harder , like wolverines slaps genuinely sounds like a building collapsing on its self
"he hits like a mack truck, man"
-dead man standing
@RITA • GIRLFREND ! 😡
@@ritawant1033 😡
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 😡
@RITA • GIRLFREND ! 😡
@RITA • GIRLFREND ! 😡
Charlie: "These guys need some really good nicknames"
Also Charlie: "Colon Colonel"
“Ham and Beef, Drop Dance, Hebrew, Green shirt” was probably some sort of Winter Soldier activation code
aich
Took the words right out of my mouth.
If it was then it didn't work.
Lol
ruclips.net/video/YxE5qBfRJxg/видео.html
"He hits like a Mack truck"
"You want another one"?
Lmfao 🤣🤣
"Nup tee tee yo hey." As a .005% Native American I can say with authority that this guy was summoning his ancestor spirits to help guide this guy's soul to the other side.
You're from Liz Warren's tribe?
LMAO....I'm dying🤣
@@NihilisticHatred that or it was a joke cause of how hard he slapped him.
Fyi, it means nothing.
as 50% 'native american' I can say with a high degree that this has as much meaning as the constitution had towards colored people... None
When you go up against a gentle giant, expect:
1. To get slapped the shit out of you
2. Your slaps to prove ineffective
3. Good sportsmanship
And for him to show up at your funeral when he inevitably slaps you to death. With a single slap, nay. A half slap.
Archaic death challenges a wolverine, immediately regrets his decision. sounds like a Dhar Mann video title.
he lives to regret his decision
DHAR MAN HERE
“ you see”
@@sug4r316 “you see that’s why you should never challenge wolverine to slapping contest “ Dhar Man
Don't mind me... I'm just here to boost that algorithm so my boy Charlie can thrive
Panda appreciated your boost!!
Same
@UCz1Fbe2jl7uOOOEegexWs9A u comment on a lot of comments
You inspired by jake tran by any chance? Lol
Yes
Seriously, Charlie’s way with words, his timing, it just doesn’t fade. It’s as good now as it ever was, just more refined.
I couldn’t give two shits about slapping contests, apart of course from watching these videos, but his commentary... well they should just give him a job
He doesn't need a job, He is rich enough to give those guys a job.
you really out here simpin for dudes
@@soulfly3438 no. Just appreciate his sense of humour and the guy has worked hard to get to where he is.
6:14 Wolverine realized his true power and got scared just like in the movies. With great powers, comes great responsibilities.
You got something wrong there. That, my friend, was not a knock out. He killed that dude. After he got up, it was just his body. His soul was slapped into another dimension and will most certainly never come back
lol fucking hilarious. great comment.
Our pfps look similar lol
Come back? It's just gone. It no longer exists. He got slapped so hard his soul just disintegrated.
The guy who caught him even checked his pulse to confirm the kill
@@davefurey1989 he actually got it back.
He will return in summer.
There will be another tournament.
Fun fact: the sound you hear from Wolverines slap isn't actually from the slap, it's from his hand breaking the sound barrier before hitting his target.
Is this actually true?
@@calebsharp6723 yes it is actually true
@@calebsharp6723 yes
@@calebsharp6723 LOL, no it's NOT true. i mean, that's a funny comment and all but NO, it's not true. his hand would have had to been going 770mph+ give or take a couple mph depending on altitude. it it was true he would have taken the guys head off or simply just went right through it, not to mention his hand would have exploded upon impact as well. it would have been a bloody mess and dude that got hit would have died on the spot. basically decapitating him while exploding his head wide open. fact!
@@aarash6982 no, not even close.
I need an international event with wolverine and vasily komotsky as the title card. Battle of the titans right there
There is no way the planet could handle that
To be honest I believe that Vasily would slap wolverine to the afterlife
@@xristosmpaskoutas5283 Vasily has strength and sheer mass behind him. I think wolverine could do with putting on some weight.
The huge black guy that Vasily played would need to be there too
It's a big difference in weight classes, there's a reason those exist.
The energy from Wolverine's slap can insta- cook a chicken.
Pig*
@@djhh83 Cow*
*whale
No wonder the world's heating up, his slaps are single handedly warming up the earth
Shout out to the “he’ll regret it in 60 seconds”and 60 seconds later in the video he gets slapped
Time stamp is 1:28 in case anyone is interested
@Cony Budding welp too bad the only trustworthy cop in the force retired
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Watch the original, one of the officials says: "Okay, he's gonna be okay, he's breathing so he's gonna be alright".
It tells you everything you need to know about this monster slap when even the god damn paramedic has to assess that "Archaic death" is not "archaic dead" now.
My god that was just an execution.
Damn, imagine having paramedics at an event (with a high a risk of concussions) that only know the difference between life and death
@@Youcanpokemyballs He was trying to calm people down. It can easily happen that a blood vessel in your brain ruptures from this or you get a concussion with a fatal outcome. That's not unheard of.
@@Youcanpokemyballs Its probably because a blow to the temple can kill very easily.
If they stop breathing its because a blood vessel in their brain explodes. Its called an aneurysm (I think thats how its spelt)
ტყვიის
@@shellshockedbros4458 You overestimate how easily people die lmao, watch any MMA or boxing kos and your theory is instantly disproven. Deaths in combat sports are from sustained beatings, that eventually make the brain bleed, if this dude was capable of that much damage with a slap, he'd have succeeded in MMA
Colon Colonel sounds like the most epic cereal ever
Colonel’s colon kernels
"Colonel Collin's" Colon Kernals..
@@andrewditton7226 “colonel Collins” Corn Colon Kernals
Colonels colon colonel kernels colons kernels
now with 5000% more bran! Guaranteed to destroy your asshole or your money back.
Dude needs to do voice overs
I see you everywhere on this channel xD
This doesn’t bring anyone to your dead channel
I'm annoyed by your comments, you dont watch his videos at all
@@DirtL fr
Dude you have 967 comments on this channel. Just think about how sad that is
I feel like vasilie vs wolverine is how we should of ended the cold war
That's also how you start a nuclear radiation
why don't you just nuke the world, would yield the same result
Should have* (or should've.)
@@CNSninja thx grammar police, we enjoy ur helpful remembers
@@sarwatarannya8786 silly fool, to think u can compare strikes from vasilie and wolverine to any mortal weapon
"Ham and Beef!"
"Yeah..."
"Dropdance!"
"Yeah."
"Hebrew!"
"Yeah!"
"GREEN SHIRT!"
"YEAHH!
"CAKE BREAD!"
YEAAAAHHH-what?"
You were so shocked that you managed to break the first quotation mark
LOL
drink aqua
This is what the Green Bay Packers say when they huddle 100%
@@gabukomitsukiva hut hut
His son would be the winner of "My dad can beat your dad"
vasily's/papa's kid: *hello*
@@imperialguardsman5726 aw hell naw
Archaic death: *hits wolverine*
Wolverine: "end of the line bub"
wolverine : cute
*my turn*
I legit couldn't stop laughing from this comment. 😂😂😂
@@damianlee9620 😂😂😂. I thought about the actual wolverine and that line came into my head so I had to write a comment on it.
Badass names like
“Fiber Optics”
@nothingperhaps worse*
@nothingperhaps even worse now
@nothingperhaps you're only making it worse and worse
@nothingperhaps you're not gonna make it any better
@nothingperhaps im speechless
Wolverine slapped archaic death so hard that his trainer had a stroke.
this is the single funniest youtube comment i have EVER seen and im 19 bro!!!!!
@@danielwhittaker695 what
@FBI what
@@danielwhittaker695 ok?
what was his age again?
Saying he bit off more than he could chew was extremely insensitive, seeing as how he will never chew again for the rest of his life.
Lol
Lmao
The fact that Tyson wasted his power on boxing instead of slapping is a crime against humanity.
Bro people would fucking die if they had to take a point blank full slap from iron fucking mike XD
he is a real sportsman tho, how he went to check on him after the hit
I mean he always shows them his full power m right away, so they can back out of what they got themselves into.
@@georgehernandez2156 he should have quit the first time his head whipped around like an owl lmao. I agree with you tho, he basically warns you on the first one.
@@thestormisnear1 He respects his opponents enough not to fuck around.
😅🅱️
ჰჰ გგგ თ ეს
When Charlie said “they need someone in charge of making better nicknames” I immediately thought “Minotaur” and it was the first one Charlie said not 3 seconds later. Those moments are very strange
We share each others thoughts. Same thing happened to me at subway. I wanted to ask for just "a little bit of lettuce" but didnt. The lady next to me ended up asking for that very same thing. We are but the same, we realize, in these moments
@@GTRRSS So my best friend wants to f*ck my crush? Damn that weasel
tonight I was skating with my friends, and we had gone to the park that was right next to it to go lay down in the grass field. I had saw this star and was just looking at it and in my mind I said "Man it'd be hella cool if I saw a shooting star." 3 seconds later I SAW A SHOOTING STAR!
@@romuloprieto2529 lmao
@@romuloprieto2529 on a real though he probably does 🤣
Wolverine is definetily the main protagonist. He has a backstory like: ,,He gotta win the slaping championship to get money for his family"
yeah dude that slap had emotion behind it, he was like "this one is for my old man"
He need money for his bud light
@@ognjenradosavljevic9519 Sodayo... ( theme starts playing ) I have to do this for the sake of my friends.
the idea of the dude in the red shirt being a random ham and beef conspiracy theorist is one I very much enjoy
As the wise artists of war once said, ham and beef, drop dance.
"Green shirt"
-Wise being
"Dude the nup tee tee yo hey"
-Sun Tzu
"Leat fingies"
- Sun Tzu
Be a fucking meteor
@@iwantsexseemyvideo654 the forgot to mention that the artists of war also take pride in smiting scummy bots from existence in their spare time, I'd run if I were you
Edit: told ya.
Kamotsky vs. Wolverine will be the most legendary battle of the titans. Let's start a fundraiser to organize a private 1v1 for those two.
Are they the same weight class? Might be a little unfair if they're not
Prepare for THE ANNIHILATIOBLITERATUS
@@adamblack3962 vasily has went up against dudes half his size.
If we can get Charlie to be the anouncer and make it a Pay Per Veiw
It's gonna be like the Rumbling of slapping competitions
The subtitles are spot-on, you’re just hearing what Archaic Death is hearing.
underated
underated
Underrated
underrated
❤️🎈
5:15 This man is wearing a death row t-shirt, he knew his fate before he even got there
Wolverine should be renamed “The Stroke” the way he paralyzed the left half of that guys face with those slaps.
Mjolnir would be his perfect nickname.
That’s just terrible. They should have stopped it after the first slap when he got dropped and concussed. Then you got his corner man encouraging him. That was just a death sentence to go again.
Head trauma is no joke
Well I think they ask if he wants to still compete so they get an option. IDK
Getting knocked out more than once in a single day can mess you up if I'm not mistaken.
@@rememberHAZARD Getting knocked out once can give you brain damage.
They probably get asked if they want to continue. That was his own fault for continuing.
They seriously need spotters to catch these KO’d guys, heads bouncing off the floor is begging for a lawsuit.
Facts
They sign papers unfortunately. I agree though, something that organized has to have spotters.
When people don't know about liability releases.
The guys signing up for these events are absolutely made to sign liability waivers before hand. They'd have no case.
Good point, didn’t even consider that. However, I definitely do think they should still be caught to prevent further injury
“Hebrew. Green Shirt?”
“ʸᵉᵃʰ ʸᵉᵃʰ ⁿᵒᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐ“
Archaic Death sounds like a high school emo band that never quite got off the ground.
thats definitely a band name i would've came up with in my 15 yr old metalhead phase
his head smaking the ground is the worst, coach should of been ready to catch him after that first knockdown
@@sumuggum they should’ve been after the first slap nearly sent him into orbit
Archaic Death was in the “Winter Soldier” program, his coach is Russian and by saying “ham and beef, drop dance” he was trying to set the premade program within his pupil’s conscientiousness in motion. Ultimately failed, though.
we all get the top comment winter soldier joke bud, no need to essay explain it.
@@kycootgd937 bro relax
Honestly, nothing but respect for Archaic Death to just stand there staring Wolverine in the face the second time when he knew EXACTLY what was coming
The translation had me in tears lmao. The guy said "Hey bro" and the coach said "are you sure?" definitely not "hebrew green shirt" wtf lol.
Ayo fr? Caus ei f so lmao
@@dabmonstr7403 how high are you right now
@@KurwaMacc nah just very sleepy
Imagine, if you will, a meeting of gods. A chance encounter destined to shake the very fabric of the multiverse to its core. A clash of titans that would cause the most cosmic of horrors to quake in fear at the ramifications of such a battle:
Visily Komonsky, the God Hand vs. Wolverine, the Apex Predator
The ultimate battle
I don't see this being a fair battle. Wolverine has much better form.
Yes.
@@GRPABT1 he has his own form. The visily form.
@@complimentbot7015 yeah he smacks them with that gigantic palm. Wolverine has a much more classic slap.
Charlie: "Where is Archaic Death?"
Wolverine: "Gone. Reduced to atoms."
Wolverine don't play!!👊💪
This does put a smile on my face.
Charlie, this break down was on point. Had me laughing the whole time. They should pay you to be a commentator for this competition.
Well, how the turn tables, amarite
Archaic death is that one anime villain who’s only there to show how strong the MC is
Kinda like speed o sonic from one punch man I guess
Literally like a whole rival arc with the mma thing
Sounds like an xbox live name
Minecraft?
@@jayzerino im pretty sure it means main character
I wonder how many Wolverine slaps It would take to cook a chicken.
Depends on how you want it; well done, medium rare, etc.
1
You can slap a chicken thousands of times . . . or, just once
Medium rare chicken, a delicacy among idiots.
2-3
Bollywood subtitles:
"Ham and beef"
"Drop dance"
Hebrew
Green shirt
It’s so adorable how wolverine goes to try and help him after just knocking him the fuck out lol. I’m glad to hear that the guy is okay dude I was so sure he was a goner
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Pog
Kekw
KekVV
🅱️ass
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Wolverine’s slap was so powerful that it gave this mans coach brain damage by association
This comment deserves more likes
Ham and beef, drop dance
Hebrew?
Green shirt!
-what a speech
Wow... wow...
Code words
5:04 it’s like he’s trying to wake up a fucking sleeper agent but he got too drunk before the match and he forgot what his codeword was
The reason we will probably never see Vasily vs Wolverine is because if both are just in the presence of each other, the power will be too much to wipe out, not just the galaxy, but the universe.
As well as Crazy Hawaiian in there
A full powered high five between the two would cause another big bang.
Coach killa's resiliency is scary, seeing what Wolverine just did now
Tom Brady in the Super Bowl tonight: “HAM & BEEF, HAM & BEEF, HUT...HUT”
"Dont forget the Mustard! Hike!"
The superbowl is tomorrow night.
@@porkins93 hahah damn, totally though today was Sunday. It all runs together. Lol
lol
Best comment
I love the way charlie just explains everything so funnily. I'm new to his channel so I'm laughing every time he says something.
THEY SHOULD MAKE AN ANIME ABOUT THIS GUY, CALL IT "ONE SLAP MAN"
One slap chap
@@mr.joesterr5359 one blow bro
I mean, penguinz0 is writing a strip of comic books called Godslap that watching these videos I can safely say is inspired by these competitions.
So yeah.
"Ham and Beef. Drop Dance! Hebrew. Green Shirt?"
-Sun Tzu
Why is nobody talking about the coach's reaction to wolverine eating that slap like some breakfast cereal? He's in the background at 5:21 dancing his fingers on his forehead like "Oh fuck I've just sent my best student to be executed by this man. I shouldn't have let him go back in! He's going to die! Ham and Beef!"
Wolverine: [whapOOOWW]
Archaic Death: "me cant. the Skiggles. I said they skiggles! hehe. tastes like cinnamon. such a happy--"
[eyes open]
"AND THE SMELLING SALTS WORKED FOLKS! He's back with us!"
I would be extremely motivated if someone said to me ''Ham and beef''
I mean it "Ham and beef"....whats not to love?
DUde the nup tee tee DROP DANCE
I like how wolverine has his own little style. He doesn't pull his hand straight back and slaps, he pulls it back but also almost touches the floor with it, then he just let's it rip. I love it
The way he winds up looks like a shotput throw! Having that extra twist of the body gives that much more power, and the bend in his knees seems like he can even put some leg muscle energy into it! Very impressive technique. I play badminton and in theory it reminds me of the techniques to get extra power in your smash or clear - not just arms, but waist, bodyweight and rotational momentum too.
@@sam_c95 He's built different 😳
@@biohazard3883 That's for sure haha
Full body rotation gives that power. Punch power come from legs and hips. That's why you see the other guys hitting a wall. They stop at the impact no follow through. Wolverine full body rotates into it, arm is just there really. Power goes from his lower body up to his shoulder. He could have twig arms and still put out that power
@@sam_c95 it’s all about the torque
Imagine getting slapped by the power of the father, the son, and the holy spirit
Amen
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First one was a knockout. The second one, was Wolverine planning Archaic Death's retirement! Hit him so hard, his manager couldn't talk right.
coach couldn't believe it, he thought he was dreaming so he was trying to activate the jibberish spell to power up Archaic Death
We need the ultimate crossover of titans Vasily Kamotsky vs Wolverine. The earth shattering slaps of these behemoths may be the end of humanity but damn it'll be fucking awesome.
I feel like they’re different weight classes though, Vasily weighs nearly twice as much as wolverine, it might just be unfair.
they both have plot armor, they would have to have a second season based off of this fight.
I'm a simple man, I see Charlie upload a slapping video and I grab my popcorn.
Im also a simple turtle
Panda is a simple panda, he see Charlie upload a slapping video and I grab my delicious bamboo!!
@@TurtleChad1 it's always been my dream to be approved by a turtle can u approve me pls.
Why nobody is there to catch the person who‘s knocked out. That can be so dangerous if he falls straight to the ground with his head.
Back of head too
Because this is SLAPFIGHT
@@televisionhighlights8730 Ok??? That doesn't mean someone cant fall back and get a concussion or brain damage
The force would throw them back
(To clarify, I definitely wasn’t joking) l
This shows how much of a class act Wolverine is! The second Archaic Death went down, he rushed over to help! That is great sportsmanship!
"Be a fucking meteor" is actually a dope ass line of motivation.