Fire Marshall Bill Rebuilds LA

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  • @ilikefoxesm817
    @ilikefoxesm817 7 лет назад +383

    "So I hear you folks like to take shots at firemen...". I have never laughed so hard in my life!

    • @spideywhiplash
      @spideywhiplash 3 года назад +12

      Me too!😆🚒😆

    • @Syd_Ahmad
      @Syd_Ahmad Год назад +8

      Frankly am alittle pissed😅

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 10 месяцев назад +5

      With a real shotgun. On stage. In the 1990's. Granted, there weren't any shells in it (he racked it and nothing came out), but that's a real gun. They can't do that today.

  • @millenniumf1138
    @millenniumf1138 12 лет назад +237

    "What was the lesson in that?"
    " . . . Can't I do anything for fun?" XD

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 года назад +25

      "FIRE MARSHAL BILL, DOESN'T THAT HURT?" "SON, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS, UNTIL YOU CAP A SAUDI OIL FIRE..WITH YOUR TONGUE!"..HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!! I'M CRYING, IT'S SO FUNNY..

    • @leonardonavarretex1967
      @leonardonavarretex1967 2 года назад +1

      Put that under your pillow boy!

    • @dboslice
      @dboslice Год назад +8

      "Put that under your pillow, son"😂😂

    • @jeffcotten1081
      @jeffcotten1081 Год назад +5

      "Mr. Good Wrench, can I borrow those pliers for a second?" 🤣

    • @DigitalXrisXros
      @DigitalXrisXros Год назад +2

      😨🤚🦷👨🏻‍🚒

  • @rayhanmustakim7073
    @rayhanmustakim7073 3 года назад +88

    Fire marshal bill is so chaotic that he should be classified as SCP anomaly

    • @AccipiterSmith
      @AccipiterSmith 2 года назад +13

      Historically speaking, yes. Unfortunately, he disappeared ever since he hovered the escape pod towards the sun in 2005 so we may never find more interesting things about him.

  • @784xav3
    @784xav3 3 года назад +276

    Nobody:
    2020: Let me show you something!

    • @tredfxman
      @tredfxman 3 года назад +7

      TELL.. But ok.

    • @tanimation7289
      @tanimation7289 2 года назад +3

      "Where are my manners. Sonic Meet Knuckles."

    • @darenborkus5590
      @darenborkus5590 2 года назад

      Ha! In my year, the Oligarchic Dictatorship in Russia declared war on the Ukrainian Fascist Democracy, and the countries of Europe/USA began to send money in the form of military equipment to a country with which they do not even border, instead of solving economic or social problems in their own country, while trying to glorify people who talking about the superiority of the white nation and the war against the untermines (whose actions they exposed just a couple of months ago) and do some war crimes.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj 11 месяцев назад +1

      "Now, let's say for the sake of argument...."

  • @remmymafia3889
    @remmymafia3889 5 лет назад +53

    "let's say you've been up all night, carrying a three piece leather sectional, down Vermont Ave" classic!

  • @Guigley
    @Guigley 6 лет назад +109

    "What the heck do you think you're doing, Leatherface?" Great line.

  • @sergeantbean4762
    @sergeantbean4762 3 года назад +27

    Jim carry, the wayons brothers, and jamie fox all on the same set???, comedy will never be this good again

  • @Poxell91
    @Poxell91 4 года назад +119

    3:12 Crystal was trying so hard not to laugh, and who can blame her? 🤣

    • @brocksampson3405
      @brocksampson3405 Год назад +6

      Jim Carrey is one of them comedians who we believe is the ultimate try not to laugh challenges. We all know we'll lose that challenge because Jim Carrey makes us all laugh so hard.

  • @ElMilkyGUEY
    @ElMilkyGUEY 2 года назад +53

    “I’m Fire Marshal Bill Burns and frankly, I’m a little pissed.” Eleven words you NEVER want to hear in person…

  • @theguyshow3392
    @theguyshow3392 3 года назад +29

    In Living Color! I miss those Sunday afternoons laughing over beers and a charcoal grill!

  • @rnt961
    @rnt961 12 лет назад +48

    "to u it's a riot ma'am but to some folks it's an insurance opportunity....LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING!" LOL

  • @leomamofokeng3486
    @leomamofokeng3486 3 года назад +51

    0:50 that walk is legendary

  • @bigo3293
    @bigo3293 11 лет назад +79

    i'm firemarshall bill... and frankly i'm a little pissed :D

  • @justins2559
    @justins2559 4 года назад +66

    2020: happens
    This sketch: 🥇

    • @danielmcsilverpots7875
      @danielmcsilverpots7875 3 года назад

      The new decade just started and already we're in crisis mode. I only pray that something good can come out of 2020.

    • @mrducky2550
      @mrducky2550 3 года назад +1

      nope

  • @Arctic_wolf1307
    @Arctic_wolf1307 Год назад +12

    0:48 when you hear that and fire marshal bill is near you, you run for your life 😂

  • @noelleplz7325
    @noelleplz7325 3 года назад +31

    "I beg to differ puppet master" lol

  • @jeffcotten1081
    @jeffcotten1081 Год назад +20

    "Next thing you know, you look like a bread thief in Baghdad!" 🤣

  • @B34RD
    @B34RD 2 года назад +23

    He sees the hazards everywhere! He's the most qualified fire marshal if ever there was one.

    • @zippydooda
      @zippydooda 9 месяцев назад

      Lemme show ya sumtin!

  • @daltonjessiebutler1092
    @daltonjessiebutler1092 3 года назад +26

    Price check on human life had me deaddd

  • @spideywhiplash
    @spideywhiplash 3 года назад +31

    This was the best! Anyone that wasn't around during the 92 LA Riots might not grasp all the jokes.😆

    • @MrDizuki
      @MrDizuki 2 года назад +5

      Its ok, it feels like every few years we get a recap.

    • @gunnymaru2900
      @gunnymaru2900 Год назад

      @@MrDizuki Letd go Brandon, amirite?

    • @MrDizuki
      @MrDizuki Год назад

      @@gunnymaru2900 A few years earlier actually

    • @Pinkranger87
      @Pinkranger87 9 месяцев назад

      The fact they decided used 92 riots as basses for this comedy was genius

  • @angelaluuuuh_
    @angelaluuuuh_ 2 года назад +5

    0:48 I love the LETMESHOWYASOMETHING LOL

  • @ericsohtun6185
    @ericsohtun6185 5 лет назад +27

    He's my favourite...one of the best actor in the world

  • @mikejohn29mj
    @mikejohn29mj Год назад +11

    0:22 That entrance though. 😂

  • @imjuslooking7270
    @imjuslooking7270 4 года назад +81

    Love this sketch in particular. The riots were def. real to those who are too young!! But the way he starts this mini-riot by claiming he was the head of the Simi Valley Jury. Hilarious! The Rodney King riots were sparked off by LAPD Officers beating King on the side of the road, but only this time it was videotaped. The first trial all officers were acquitted. Citizens were outraged by police getting away with yet another racially motivated beating, and stated "Gates Must Go". Protests had been going on but with the acquittals the frustration overflowed onto the streets. Nat'l Guard was called in as buildings were on fire and looting was occurring. Reginald Denny was the truck driver who stated "Can't we all just along?" He was pulled from his truck and beaten by angry rioters. Just a short history lesson. Simi Valley was mostly white, as was the whole jury in the first trial, btw.

    • @petergriffin383
      @petergriffin383 2 года назад +8

      One correction, it was Rodney King who famously said, or asked- "Can't we all just get along"

    • @exilestudios9546
      @exilestudios9546 2 года назад +2

      So I guess not much has changed. Cops still get away with murder, people still riot because the government refuses to listen to any language other than violence, and the media sensationalizes all of it because its a massive ratings boost

    • @ThunderPaladin
      @ThunderPaladin 2 года назад +7

      @@exilestudios9546 and the riots continue to local businesses that had nothing to do with it...

    • @chaddreier8888
      @chaddreier8888 2 года назад +4

      Reginald denny was an innocent truck driver who was almost beaten to death( wasn't high on PCP like king). Nobody was prosecuted for that beating!

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 2 года назад

      sounds familiar.....

  • @buddycollins8204
    @buddycollins8204 3 года назад +41

    I first laughed really hard when Fire Marshall Bill got clunked in the head with that smaller brick and then had thrown a cinder block at the person who threw the brick at him.

  • @TheBuddhaVlogs30508
    @TheBuddhaVlogs30508 Год назад +7

    “Put that under your pillow son”

    • @dragmaXE
      @dragmaXE 4 месяца назад

      “Nah, buddy you can keep those!”

  • @dboslice
    @dboslice Год назад +4

    4:04 The way Jamie Foxx just pushed ol girl out of his way though😂😂😂

  • @Wraithwing12
    @Wraithwing12 7 лет назад +228

    Would have been a better Joker than Jared Leto

    • @dylankaiser5546
      @dylankaiser5546 5 лет назад +24

      well he did play the riddler

    • @TheLeky98
      @TheLeky98 4 года назад +13

      @@dylankaiser5546 Can we not be reminded of that please?

    • @nwo_fan1069
      @nwo_fan1069 3 года назад +3

      @@TheLeky98 agree

    • @imcool7481
      @imcool7481 3 года назад +6

      @@TheLeky98 he was a very good riddler pal

    • @Sully2001
      @Sully2001 2 года назад +3

      He’s the riddler, not the joker lol

  • @nicholasheredia4235
    @nicholasheredia4235 3 года назад +26

    1:40 What the heck do you think you’re doing, Leatherface? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zer0under4493
    @zer0under4493 3 года назад +9

    2:30 jim speaks to marlon wayans

  • @inliightsociety1549
    @inliightsociety1549 5 лет назад +43

    damn that skit was dark. lol

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 3 года назад +9

    2:31 🎵Here we go gathering *guts* in May🎵

  • @jaredbailey410
    @jaredbailey410 5 лет назад +31

    Attention shoppers today's Special is CIVIL UNREST
    LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING

  • @justinbailey1756
    @justinbailey1756 Год назад +8

    The justice system definitely owes me a couple cases of my favorite malt liquor

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 10 месяцев назад +1

      These days? They owe us a lot more than that.

    • @zippydooda
      @zippydooda 9 месяцев назад +1

      Nobody owes you anything. Work hard and get it for yourself. Stop pretending to be a victim.

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 9 месяцев назад

      @@zippydooda He says, while the police and federal law enforcement are going around raiding newspapers, shooting crippled old men in their homes, and indefinitely jailing peaceful protestors.

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 4 года назад +7

    Firemarshell bill must be having a blast today

  • @Rammstein45
    @Rammstein45 2 года назад +84

    Back when REAL Humor was allowed on TV.

    • @G.L.999
      @G.L.999 2 года назад +5

      Makes me wish I was born early 80's or mid or late 70's. Sometimes it sucks being born in 90.

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 Год назад +6

      Indeed.
      Now it’s just crappy animation and random idiocy.
      Just look at that disgraceful trash… Teen Titans Go!

    • @thechicken1477
      @thechicken1477 Год назад +3

      ​@@DamontheDemon7 You do realize that's a children's TV show right? Like for actual children.

    • @TheOGSarahBee
      @TheOGSarahBee Год назад

      lmao touch grass boomer

  • @gmedeiros5748
    @gmedeiros5748 3 года назад +7

    I beg to differ puppet master
    Jim is a genius
    The greatest comedian and a greater human being
    Genius

  • @jordanwillett8456
    @jordanwillett8456 5 лет назад +19

    After watching this I now know for sure that as a country we've changed so much and not necessarily for the better

  • @djaftermath4313
    @djaftermath4313 2 года назад +3

    "What the heck do you think you're doing Leatherface?" LOL!!!!!!! @1:49..that face man LOL!

  • @rossdiamondthief6627
    @rossdiamondthief6627 2 года назад +6

    If 2020 was a person, it’d be Fire Marshall Bill Burns

  • @Captain_n_1
    @Captain_n_1 3 года назад +3

    Wow Jim Carrey and Jamie Foxx at one set.. Thats awsome!

    • @sergeantbean4762
      @sergeantbean4762 3 года назад +1

      The Wayne’s brothers from scary were in there too

  • @Lee-sd8uo
    @Lee-sd8uo Год назад +3

    LMAO this is the best one imo.

  • @johnnytyler4968
    @johnnytyler4968 9 лет назад +13

    LEMME SHOW YA SONTIN!!!!!!!!! Lol this guy is awesome!

  • @tonyjones8425
    @tonyjones8425 3 года назад +10

    Sooo many legends in this episode alone lol...

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 2 года назад +3

    based Fire Marshall Bill putting in some work

  • @donatello841
    @donatello841 Год назад +2

    Fantastic Jim Carry number one 🤣🤣🤣👍👏👏

  • @TikiRoly
    @TikiRoly 11 лет назад +8

    I just love his entrance! 0:22

  • @ryanstauffer119
    @ryanstauffer119 Год назад +4

    When I was in college, I was a Teacher's Assistant for 3 semesters. One day in class, one of my friends was asking me to come over to him for some help. As I went over to his seat, I did what Fire Marshall Bill did at 2:31 just to be funny. My friend was then like "What was that?" I had to show this to him later.😂

  • @azlaroc12
    @azlaroc12 3 года назад +9

    Still funny after all these years!

  • @6thgear914
    @6thgear914 3 года назад +7

    Everybody: ready to enjoy 2020
    COVID-19: LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!

    • @korrblank1361
      @korrblank1361 2 года назад +1

      You’re making fire marshal bill very unfunny.

  • @leroymaxwellii2747
    @leroymaxwellii2747 8 лет назад +20

    NEVER USE A MEAT GRINDER ON YOUR HAND!!

  • @HerrSchrodinger
    @HerrSchrodinger 4 года назад +16

    >tfw this is still relevant

  • @jayjohn9680
    @jayjohn9680 3 года назад +2

    Bring Fire Marshall Bill back! Pleease!

  • @HunterMagunter
    @HunterMagunter Месяц назад +2

    This will forever be hilarious

  • @simonjack9699
    @simonjack9699 3 года назад +5

    2:11 what's crazy is a couple years ago when I used to be a department assistant head for the dairy Department. There was a meat manager he was working on the meat machine somehow it malfunctioned and he lost his finger. So yeah this maybe all comedy but safety comes first when you operate that kind of stuff to make sure before you even use it make sure it's operating correctly

  • @albertoortegon6388
    @albertoortegon6388 3 года назад +8

    This aged pretty dam well

  • @13thvarebel16
    @13thvarebel16 3 года назад +6

    As relevant today as it was 30 years ago

  • @justonemori
    @justonemori Год назад +3

    Funny how Carey isn't making these kinds of sketches and jokes after the 2020 riots.

  • @chrisbrown-jr1jm
    @chrisbrown-jr1jm 2 года назад +3

    2022 this is still the best! 2day people would get offended and cry over this show. 2days generation SUCKS!!! they don't even know their own gender today

    • @alaric87357
      @alaric87357 2 года назад +2

      you said it well. people nowadays are nothing but herculick victims

  • @zippydooda
    @zippydooda 9 месяцев назад +3

    This show was so based. When we all could laugh at each other. A show like this could never be made now because this new generation would be offended by comedy.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Месяц назад +1

      They did try to revive "In Living Color" back in 2012, but test audiences didn't like it, so, yeah, you're right. This could never be made today, but I think it should because Saturday Night Live could use some competition, like when MADtv was on.

    • @zippydooda
      @zippydooda Месяц назад

      @@canaisyoung3601 I agree. And Mad TV was great!!!

  • @QuickStix26
    @QuickStix26 3 года назад +6

    @ 04:11, "I think they said something about your mother"

  • @davejohnston5158
    @davejohnston5158 Год назад +2

    Ha Ha Ha. Never seen this before. This must be the scariest/hilarious character he's ever done

  • @REDBULLBRO21
    @REDBULLBRO21 11 лет назад +9

    out of every Fire Marshall Bill video the top comment is LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING! CLASSIC!

  • @bluephoenix3865
    @bluephoenix3865 3 года назад +4

    I love this show 😂😂❤️❤️

  • @nomusicrc
    @nomusicrc 3 года назад +3

    They did a good job with him grinding his hand
    I like how he said Caucasian instead of white

  • @wyattcreger4427
    @wyattcreger4427 8 лет назад +34

    let me show you something

  • @jackiee777
    @jackiee777 Год назад +3

    4:33 This is the most drop dead part! This is 2020 in general, in a nutshell!

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 10 месяцев назад +3

      Jim Carrey in the 1990's was unbeatable comedy.

  • @MadC-pu5or
    @MadC-pu5or 3 года назад +1

    Mean while In Minneapolis Minnesota
    LET ME SHOW YA SOMTING!!!!!!

  • @chibangin007
    @chibangin007 12 лет назад +2

    i miss the 90s

  • @terrystokes7893
    @terrystokes7893 Месяц назад +2

    That brick to the face 😂

  • @steelers6titles
    @steelers6titles 2 года назад +2

    Crystal Keymah is cracking up at 3:13

  • @RipTheJackR
    @RipTheJackR 12 лет назад +4

    Firemarshall Bill = immortal, perhaps Mysterion?

  • @youknowknow2500
    @youknowknow2500 3 года назад +5

    No disrespect to no other comedians that came before or after this guy Jim Carrey to me in my opinion he is the funniest person I've ever watched listen to and laugh so freaking hard just my opinion this dude is hilarious

  • @SuperNickoHarris
    @SuperNickoHarris 5 лет назад +7

    0:53
    2:17 good god 😂

  • @Lot_2023
    @Lot_2023 3 года назад +8

    *NEXT EPISODE: FIRE MARSHALL BILL VISITS A MOSQUE.*
    "Let's say yer walkin' down the street, in a no-go zone, mindin' yer own business. You realize yer feelin' KAAAAA-inda hungry, so ya stop and pull out that ham sandwich you always have with you whenever yer out for a walk during call-to-prayer time. So ya take a bite, an ya think JAAAAAAAAee, this would taste a little better if it was toasted. Then ya happen ta notice yer standin' right in front of the neighbourhood mosque.........LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN'!"

    • @AccipiterSmith
      @AccipiterSmith 2 года назад +1

      This might offend the Muslim minorities, you know SJW era we are living in... although i look forward seeing that joke played out.

  • @steadyashegoes7763
    @steadyashegoes7763 3 года назад +4

    They couldn't even put this on the air in 2020.

  • @yousefaltajalli2017
    @yousefaltajalli2017 4 года назад +2

    Can't we get along!

  • @offmyturff3296
    @offmyturff3296 3 года назад +4

    This reminds me of the mask character 😂

  • @johnswackyworld
    @johnswackyworld 12 лет назад +3

    long live fire marshall bill

  • @andybub45
    @andybub45 6 лет назад +4

    LEMME SHOW YA SOMTHIN!

  • @OgGuak420
    @OgGuak420 2 года назад +1

    The Wayans Bros and Jamie Foxx ?? Too much laughter to handle

  • @tabsntoot
    @tabsntoot Год назад +2

    This would of made a cool snes game back in day like the mask.

  • @mako3271
    @mako3271 11 лет назад

    you are correct. it was called "ike turner and hooch".

  • @noahpartic7586
    @noahpartic7586 3 года назад

    Fire Marshal Bill didn't throw the molotov cocktail,
    He fucking dropped it...WHOOOOSH😱🔥.
    Cue in "Burning Down The House" by The Talking Heads🤣.
    "Attention Shoppers,
    All merchandise MUST GO".
    It did
    UP IN SMOKE😱🔥.

  • @wannabe4668
    @wannabe4668 Год назад +2

    Yep, that’s LA in a nutshell

  • @boutrosboutrosghaliboutros3148
    @boutrosboutrosghaliboutros3148 5 лет назад +8

    This was his inspiration for the character "the mask.

  • @maxpower3726
    @maxpower3726 7 месяцев назад +1

    We just need to send Fire Marshall Bill against our enemies: they won't stand a chance. Fire Marshall Bill is an unstoppable engine of destruction that can't die. Like Godzilla or Jason Voorhies.

  • @marydavida780
    @marydavida780 Год назад +1

    He would be better than our current secretary of transportation!!! butibutt

  • @kiddetroit8403
    @kiddetroit8403 2 месяца назад +1

    Going down Crenshaw on a unicycle😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MightyMonarch
    @MightyMonarch 12 лет назад +7

    "Here we go gathering nuts in May."

  • @Gamingman34
    @Gamingman34 12 лет назад +8

    PRICE CHECK ON HUMAN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Madlyfunnymanman
    @Madlyfunnymanman 12 лет назад

    LEMME SHOW YA SOMETIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kevinsimmons2181
    @kevinsimmons2181 3 года назад +3

    Jim Carrey is too funny

  • @REDV120652
    @REDV120652 11 лет назад +1

    I miss the 80's... V

  • @dominickarmstrong648
    @dominickarmstrong648 6 лет назад +1

    LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING XD he's so funny

  • @amartin3377
    @amartin3377 Год назад +1

    he tore they place up and made them fight he aint shit omgosh

  • @daneboi5620
    @daneboi5620 3 года назад +4

    his only reasoning: dont worry im a fire Marshall

  • @Machster10
    @Machster10 2 года назад +12

    Back when we were allowed to make jokes.

  • @jakehubbert1258
    @jakehubbert1258 3 года назад +1

    That's funny and it's make me laugh 😂

  • @Justin-Outdoors
    @Justin-Outdoors 3 года назад +1

    Jim Carrey reminds Me of skeletor