DUMBEST THINGS We Got DETENTION for in school (as kids) | Alonzo Lerone
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I didn’t get detention, but my vice principal wanted to suspend me when I was in the third grade, because I got in a fight with a sixth grade boy. The reason he wanted to suspend me, is because I made the kid cry. Mind you, I was a third grade girl and he was a sixth grade boy but because I made him cry they wanted to suspend me even though he started it and I was just defending myself. They called my mom to come pick me up and told her I would be suspended, and she was furious. She threatened to send my older brother who was in the ninth grade to beat up the kid because “if it’s okay for a boy three years older to lay hands on my daughter, then my son who is three years older than him can lay hands on him. According to your logic” Needless to say I was not suspended and they never called her for any other fight I got into (I never started them, I just finished them) while attending that school.
Alternative title : Alonzo being shocked by how fucked up public school is.
One of those comments was from a catholic school which are private but okay
-anymore.
True
I never got in any trouble in school personally but my brother got suspended for 3 days in kindergarten for defending himself. He was using the bathroom and 3 fifth graders came in and started pushing him around. So he took his belt off and started swinging it around and that was all the teacher saw. My dad took him out for ice cream 😂
Wtf. Stupid school
Aw that’s sad but awesome dad for doing that and believing his kid than the dumbass school
I'm glad he got taken taken out for ice cream that's a proud child moment when you find out your kid properly defended themselves. I would have done the same after I got done laughing at it. Like you mean to tell me this third grader beat up a bunch of fifth graders with just a belt? *goes to get the kid and brings kid to the car* we getting ice cream fuck this school
@@Aranur it's even worse because he was in kindergarten
That is one bad a$$ kindergartener! RESPECT!
In 8th grade, my language arts teacher sent me to the principal for not paying attention in class. I already knew the material (I had taken advanced LA the year before) and was catching up on a book for a book report (that she had assigned and was due three days later). The principal laughed and sent me back to class, where I was then told, "if you think you're soooo smart, why don't you just take the test now, I guarantee you'll fail"..... I got a 98% on that test, and after that she couldn't look me in the face for at least a month.
XD That's funny.
I’d love to see Alonso’s reaction to this.
Legend has it that the principle still cannot comprehend your success.
They tried to give my daughter detention for an “ inappropriate “ book...she checked it out from the damn school library...not only that but when I pointed that out the asst principal said “ oh my son read that “ 😡 y’all, I was BEYOND livid!
What was the book?
@@shereesheree7735 Inkheart
Thats sad
@@Just-Nikki sounds like inkfart, when you fart and it’s more than just air KEKW
I never understood that. If the book is 'inappropriate" then WHY is it in the SCHOOL library? This has happened too many times across the board.
I had a English teacher who had us open the dictionary with our eyes closed and put our finger down. The word that our finger landed on we had to write a poem about it. My word was despair, she said my poem was dark. When I asked her how am I supposed to write a happy poem about despair, she just stared at me.
Facts!!!! That broad was mad because you were ahead of the game! You're OBVIOUSLY smarter than her dumb ass. I know, because I won awards for my poetry all throughout high school, so girl if it was me in your shoes I've would've went in the SAME DIRECTION with the word despair as you did. ❤ and, I just wanted to add that you have the same name as my 1st born niecey, so off top I know uniqueness is in you, it's in ALL Tierra's I've known. 🥰
Lol, wtf is wrong with these teachers abusing their authority?
I would have called their bluff and been all like, "Okay, if you were assigned this word to write a poem about, how would yours have gone? Let's hear it!" Also, if I was the teacher, I'd have given you an A+.
Two boys in my seventh grade history class passed a note around with a “vulgar” drawing of a hairy monkey with “bathroom” words on it. The teacher was furious, and took them to the principal. She was even madder when the principal saw the note and just LAUGHED! 😂
Lmaooooo
Brooo that’s hilarious
😂😂😂😂😭
Bruh that principal had a sense of humour
WHO TF disliked my vid already? . you didn't even finish the video yet -_-
Haters are always early
Lol people just be jealous of your success
Haters gonna hate... It Probably was a kid who got suspended on their first day back 2 school😂
People just bored
They wanted to be first to something🥺😂
Duuude the sneezing one! A similar thing happened to my friend. She walked into class and sighed as she sat down and the teacher goes "Charlie drop that attitude!". It turned into a whole thing 😂 in the end the teacher dropped it because she said "do you want to go to the principal's office?" and my friend said "fine and I'll tell him you sent me out for breathing" 😂😂🤣🤣
Student: *Breathes heavily*
Teacher: _sToP gIvInG mE aTtItUdE yOuNg MaN_
I didn’t get suspended for this. But in 8th grade my mom passed away. I was telling my friends why I was absent for 2 weeks. And one of my teachers over heard and told the principal I was spreading a rumor that my mom passed away. I got called a couple of days later to talk to the counselor on to why I was “spreading” this rumor. She was being really rude about it too. I then had to explain what happened and that this so called “rumor” was in fact true. She then had the audacity to offer me a schedule when she will be free to talk more about it. Like hello!! If I wanted you to know I would of told you! I don’t need to talk to someone who I never seen in my life!
I'm so sorry...that's awful. :(
Im so sorry 😢 Jesus bless you💜
Your mommy is with you baby, ALL the days of your life till you will meet her again. Best believe she isn't going to let NOBODY disrespect you in her name! Peace be with you honey 👑❤🥰
wow..schools are fucked up
I got in trouble in middle school during a field trip near our local river because the science teacher wanted to catch the dragonfly that landed on my shoulder for the class pet snake. I am terrified of bugs, so when I saw the dragonfly I freaked out and it flew away. My teacher got so angry at me, she started screaming at me and pushing me towards the river. I would of fallen in if my classmates didn't step in. The whole class got mad at her and so did the other teachers. She tried to justify it so much, even when my mom tried to kill her for doing that to me.
Man, that’s messed up.
@@FrankieP. Yeah. Plus she pretty much resented me after that. She tried to get me in trouble on a different field trip, but that trip wasn't as bad.
@@lightning-flower5327 God, she needed to be FIRED!!!
@@lightning-flower5327 same plot different details. Got so bad, My mom moved us 300 miles away before she would be forced to killed the teacher.
@@TreeFreak I'm so sorry. At least your mom got you somewhere safe.
My daughter got expelled from PRESCHOOL for standing up for herself against a bully and the teacher told me I needed parenting classes bc I high fived her when I got there to get her 😂
I would've done the SAME THING!!! You go head on Little Warrior Princess!!!! 💛💛💛
did the teacher tell the bully's parents they needed parenting classes as well?
the parents of the bully need parenting classes not you,your daughter shouldn't be the one getting in trouble.
LMAO
the teacher needs classes on life
I voluntarily went to ISS to get first dibs on lunch since they got to go an hour early in our school thus getting fresher food. 200 IQ moves out here.
I once got a 3-day suspension in middle-school for farting incredibly loud into the microphone on the morning announcements in place of saying the daily lunch menu. Simply because my fart was accurate to the food they served anyway, hell it was probably better.
If they served ISS lunch an hour earlier at my school they would have been eating around 9. First lunch started at 10:41 because that was the earliest time legally that they could serve us lunch
LMAO 🤣
man wtf y’all had it good. we got “bagged lunch” if we were in ISS which was a bag with one uncrustable, a cheese stick, a little pack of dried cranberries, a yogurt (if you were lucky), and an apple. that size meal wouldn’t fill up an 8 year old for six hours (we went to lunch around 9-10am and school ended at 3:15), let alone 14-18 year olds
@@mckennamagathan1051 ISS ate 9-10am at my school 🙃 first lunch period started at 10:30. school didn’t even start till 8:30
@@misseselise3864 My high school started at 8 but in middle school we started at 7:35 but only for a year. That was not a fun year
"As a woman of God!!!" *thunder rumbling*
I almost spit my rice out 😂😂
I remember how shocked I was when I went to college and you didn’t have to ask to use the bathroom. It took me a minute to get use to that new found freedom
I have to tell my freshmen repeatedly they can leave whenever they want. You can't concentrate when u have to pee, or if you're choking back repetitive coughing and need water. I also insist they stay home if they're sick. It's complete anarchy to them at first.
Why does his shirt remind me of that one kid who tried too hard during school spirit week 💀😂
lol. wow
Dang that was harsh😂😂
@@alonzo Lmao. No shade tho ❤
Yooo no lie same here 😂😂😂😂💀
😂😂
Alonzo: Pornography is in the dictionary?
Me: READ A DICTIONARY!!!
Alonzo should follow his own advice: GET A DICTIONARY
😂
People like that is the reason why some dictionaries are banned
My son got suspended in nursery (3 years old) for hitting the teacher when she grabbed him by the hair to tell him it was too long, i had not such nice words with her
Hold up you spelled teacher treacher
@@lovefirefun2289 she was threat teacher =treacher😁
Wait, shouldn't you be suspended since you didn't get his hair cut? 😂🤣
@@roxcyn lol
@@lovefirefun2289 She was obviously mad writing her comment and accidentally misspelled it. Stop with the bullshit of correcting people when you plainly know it's just a simple error. Get over yourself.
"man times have changed" welcome to public school, the place you get suspended or expelled for anything and everything :) one time one of my classmates got in trouble for standing up to a bully who was bulling someone. They had to stay indoors during lunch time, to fill in a "reflection form" (a paper you need to fill out saying which rule you broke, why you broke it, and apologize for it. And you need a teacher signature.) I mean what kind of messed up logic is that!? Like "oh I'm sorry that I was being disrespectful, and inresponsible for standing up to a bully."🖐️💀
What the actual hell? 😳🤦🏾♀️
carribean people , like myself , tend to use the word “licks” referring to a beating or getting hit by an adult
Geology: Study of the Earth's crust. Mainly rocks.
He should get a dictionary.
Pretty shitty explanation
@@ryanrozario1746 then u explain it.
@@fellowearthlyng it's nor just rocks 🪨
rocks and minerals
I got kicked out of science class in 9th grade because I didn't have loose leaf paper. I wasn't allowed to use my notebook. And my parents didn't have money to get me more paper. Then my teacher lied and said he told me to go get scrap paper. Like you didn't let me use the notebook PAPER....tf
I once knew someone who was suspended for letting out a fart in middle school. They were not told why they were suspended until they had been grounded all weekend. Let's just say their parents were not amused when they out why.
I got kicked out of science class when I was 12 years old for threatening to $t@b a girl with a pair of scissors because she resorted to calling me names for no reason. During a meeting with my mother and grandmother (my gma didn't know at the time what was being done to me).. My mother had taken pictures of the abuse I was subjected to in school by students. Cuts and bruises, etc. It made my science teacher shut the f*ck up because my grandmother got so pissed, she threatened to sue the school.
Oldest got ISS for pointing at someone. She was told it looked too much like a gun. When I got the call, I laughed and told them maybe they should get their eyes checked. Daughter and I had a date that weekend where I spoiled her rotten. Even ran across the staff while out and pointed my finger at them.
AS YOU SHOULD
😂you’re hilarious for that👈🏽👉🏽👆🏽👇🏽lmao
Girl I’d do the same thing EVERYONE is too sensitive now
MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to you
Sound effects too?😂
I got detention in 6th grade for not “making more of an effort to quite down my group”. I was reading a book and everyone else was being loud and rude but I am the one that got detention. My reply was “ these are all individual people I am responsible for myself not them”
So, you're another person who got in trouble for minding your own Goddamn business. Figures...🙄
Damn right slay queen
In 10th grade i got kicked out of Geology , the teacher said “ sorry guys. i’m going through a hard time with my husband so just read the lesson today and then you can leave “ and i said back “ well sorry Mrs James , i’m going through a hard time with my lesson book , can we come back to this tomorrow ?“.
Geology: the study of rocks!
You’re welcome!
Geology is the study of the Earth, the materials of which it is made (which does include rocks, but also minerals, metals, liquids and gasses), the structure of those materials, and the processes acting upon them. It's much more than just rocks. Thanks, and you're welcome back.
@@binbashbuddy that is what I was going to say yes we do study rocks but there is so much more to it and I agree with that student wrote I took it in college it was very difficult at times
I hated being told I couldn't read higher level books in the school library in grade school. I was literally allowed to read Star Trek novels at home starting from age 8, but school thought I couldn't handle The Babysitters Club. I don't understand why schools do that. It's ridiculous.
wait baby sitter's club is a fucking cake walk compared to something like starwars. hell in the scope of things honest;y baby sitters club is those learn to read books when you put them again star wars
Exactly like let me grow!
In elementary school the library books each had a colored sticker letting you know what reading level it was at, I who was at the time a 2nd grader decided to read Harry Potter which was at 4th-5th grader reading level. Instead of being scolded for reading a higher level book, I was encouraged, so I have to say that there’s something seriously wrong with all of y’all’s schools if you’re being punished for reading about your grade level.😠
every school be like: "let's punish victims and protect the bullies!"
It's essentially what I had to deal with.
@@theunknown7683
Same, even to the point that I hurt myself. Was never addressed other then "Maybe they should go to therapy?" no.. maybe you should punish the bullies and make them stop before they push others to hurting themselves.
@@xBloodxFangx I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you healed from your trauma♥️
The majority vs 1 got me in trouble every time! I was getting bullied but the bullies said they weren’t so it was always 5 against me and the teachers always believed the majority.
@@aPeachWhoLovesYeshua
Doing a lot better now, thank you :)
"4 hours of drawing"
Me an Artist. "Aww thats cute, try four months on one"
“Who suspended you, the priest?” LMAO
When I was little, my kindergarten teacher asked everyone what we wanted to be when we got older. One kid said a ballerina, one said a cop, one said a teacher, I wanted to be a boat.
I said turtle 🤷🏻♀️
I don't even remember the bulk of what got me in trouble, except for this: there was always this one kid who constantly stole my chair at lunch. I got so fkng pissed off with him, that one day, I picked that chair up and hit him. The leg caught his jaw (no serious damage was done, luckily). Got 3 days for that. Was grounded at home for only one. My mom rewarded me for standing up for myself.
I would not have grounded you at all. Heck when I got suspended from school due to a teacher pushing me and what I said to her following it my mom just laughed.
@@tiffanymims8691 I appreciate that, Tiff.
Good job standing up, but don’t hit people
@@applefarm6126 It was a bit of a “blackout” moment for me.
That's the way it always goes. A kid sticks up for himself/others, and the school throws a damn fit. Meanwhile parents, neighbours, and the entire world are giving him a thumbs up. Sometimes schools need to mind their own business with punishments. They shouldn't be able to punish a child unless the parent has given them the okay. Because honestly, schools aren't raising the students, the parents are! The school is just filled with a bunch of random strangers who are on some type of power trip.
In middle school this kid threw a whole chair at our substitute and she literally broke down a quite on the spot. I still feel bad for her.
That's awful
I wanna be in that class in 4th no teachers wanted like we had the meanest teacher they quit because of us lol so one DAY at gym Me and some people like Liberty made a RUclips video oh my friend Channel the gym teacher was like no phones put it up we got a mean gym teacher he was nice to me BC I was BAD like literally the nicest gym teacher left as for 5 minutes we throw balls at each other the gym was literally on fire we went inside the gym closet we pulled everything out in the principal even the assistant principal was called and they said this is why no teacher won't yall I was like I was good like normal everyone fake cough and said cap but no one got in trouble
i put myself into ISS because it was the only way i could focus on doing class work. I actually did get "stop" one time because i told the teacher why i kept asking to be sent to ISS lol, ( basically in school ,but not allowed to be in my OWN school suspended) i had the most fun in school those few days. seriously. it wasn't a punishment when i asked to be sent there because the classroom environment was to chaotic for me to focus... i had diagnosed adhd, i was taking medication for it. ( this was back when it was legit a thing and harder to get diagnosed with as compared to a kid being bored and saying "oh i have adhd" majority of them don't.
i wasn't able to work in the classroom and was losing my grades because of the environment, but the time i spent in ISS doing work had me excelling.... i got in trouble by wanting to be able to do my school work.
honestly if my teachers looked back at my academic timeline they'd see a pattern. i can see it now 20 years later. oh what i'd give to redo my school days
I got to have to talk to psychiatrists, the counselor, and have a parent teachers conference, because I drew a kick ass picture of Iron Maiden Eddie and Megadeth's Vic Rattlehead with explosions, skulls and other stuff, IN ART CLASS WHERE WE WHERE DRAWING WHATEVER WE WANTED. the religious insanity of the 80s
I had scoliosis in high school, this kid called me quazimoto, told the teacher, she sent me to the counselor cause she didnt want to deal with me. He made ME apologize to the person calling me names and put me in anger management,my mom called over there, he gave me an anger management book to her....she threw both our books out 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Got outta class for the year tho🤷♀️
You're mom should have went to the news that would have gotten the district in very hot water
In middle school, someone called me a burnt marshmallow and I called her an unsalted cracker. I was the one that got sent to ISS
I got suspended for an entire week my senior year of high school because one of my now former friends brought up my name in a police interrogation regarding a threat that had apparently been made towards the school. I had previously ranted to this person about how the school did nothing to help their students who were being bullied (since I was nonstop harassed by a group of freshmen boys all throughout that school year) and apparently that was enough for the police to decide to interrogate me as well. Making sure to drag up everything from my personal life which led to me getting a psych analysis then sent to the hospital and suspended until I had a note from a therapist that said I was mentally stable enough to be in school. Both interrogations lasted about 2 hours and then I was kept in the hospital until 9pm that day because the school didn't agree with the hospital's therapist and wanted me to wait there until the one hired by the school arrived. The reason that took so long was because it was heavily snowing that day and the school's therapist didn't even show up. They tried to keep me at the hospital but luckily for me, my uncle actually worked there and was able to let me go home. Ever since this incident my trust in the school system and law enforcement has been broken and I will forever resent my high school. People were of course spreading rumors about me such as 'the police found weapons in my backpack' (which they never checked) and 'omg a furry tried to shoot up the school' (an assumption they made based on me just happening to wear a sweatshirt with a lion on it that I got from Six Flags.) Oh and I later found out that this all started because of some drama in a friend group that I had no connection to. The "threat was a misunderstanding and the whole thing was completely pointless. My mental health took a significant amount of damage that took two years just being out of school to repair, without help from anyone. I can at least say I'm in a much better mental state now but will probably never let this go for the rest of my life.
That was messed up
Wow! Did your parents do anything? Did the students get in trouble or the school? .
@@roxcyn There wasn't much my mom could do other than what was necessary for me to be allowed back in school- which was to get a therapist's note to state I'm mentally stable. I did hear other students were suspected and questioned about threatening the school but as far as I know, I was the only one taken out of school. The school itself received no backlash or anything from this event and they kinda just pushed it aside. Didn't even bother to check on me either or apologize to anyone they accused.
@@strudel_reviews sure was =)
@@silveraindragon9 - I'm sorry that happened to you.
You weren't the only one Alonzo. I was in biology class studying about organisms. Before i was called on to read I was thinking "whatever you do Eddie, dont say orgasms." well it was my turn to read outloud. Everything was smooth or at least I thought it was. I thought i honestly said organisms and kept on reading. I was hearing some laughing and as I was reading I thought "why is everyone laughing? Whats so funny? Oh no i said it didn't I?!" my face hit the desk and turned red . I was laughing from embarrassment. I was really scared because I thought i was going to get in trouble and I looked at my teacher and said "I didn't mean to say that! It was an honest mistake." I didn't get in trouble. I honestly believe she was trying to act like she didn't notice me saying it so i wouldn't noticed but when i heard the other students laughing then I knew. My teacher just looked at me with an emotionless face and said "I know. I done the same thing when I was in school."
My sister did that, during a tutoring session.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I misread "organisms" in this comment as orgasms 😂 Oh the irony.
Watching this in my truck between college classes. I mentioned I did this to my speech professor who now asks the highlights of the videos apone my entrance to the class. Love it!
The teacher didn't like that the student was smart enough to read Harry Potter
In 7th grade my teachers would not let me finish the last book of the series because it was too long of a book even though I read all the other books in the series.
Wait what? As long as the cover wasn't indecent and it wasn't when we were supposed to do work, they wouldn't even think of telling us we couldn't read something
My brother got in trouble for reading a Stephen King book in 7th grade. The teacher called our dad to let him know my brother was reading it and all my dad said was 'well where do you think he got it from?'
@@alyssabrown-carleton6173 for certain students some books such as Harry Potter, Twilight, The Golden Compass, etc. were off limits due to the books being large. Mainly students that had learning disabilities were not allowed because teachers believed that it would take them too long to read.
@@DarkFr3ak101 I have a learning disability and if my teacher told me that I couldn't read a book because I wouldn't finish it or comprehend it I'd be pissed. But English was my best subject in school. My special education teacher actually got mad at me because I couldn't find ten words I didn't know the definition of in To Kill A Mockingbird.
The chapel thing is probably a school. I went to Oneida baptist institute in middle school. We went to chapel every morning. I fell asleep one morning and had to write 100 pages front and back that I will not fall asleep in chapel by the next day or I would be paddled! I called my parents and they came and got me out of there ASAP! Lmao
I know thats right
She really escorted that kid 4 reading harry potter brooooo harry potter is amazingggggg she shoulda been proud
Nooooooo
Dolores Umbridge, maybe?
@@no7650 fun fact the sorcerer stone on ps2 follows the book a lot better than the movie not sure about the rest but I assume the rest of them do
Ikr🥺🥰 I love harry potter
I have mentioned it before on other videos. One year I was in a school where they didn't have a test to determine reading level when you entered. So they automatically put you two levels below your grade. I was in fourth grade trying to read Harry Potter, but was not allowed to check it out because of my "2nd grade" reading level. I had been in private school through second and homeschooled third grade and my reading level was more on par with 7th grade. But they were forcing me to read picture books to "prove I could read". Dude, I had already read "The Giver" and was reading the "Series of Unfortunate Events" as well. They were mad at me for not "following their system" and doing book reports on picture books to show I could even read at my own grade level. I knew bigger words than some of the teachers. My mom wound up buying me Harry Potter and Series of Unfortunate Events so they couldn't confiscate them since they were mine.
I remember in 5th grade, I got detention for "fighting", when I was the one curled up on the ground crying while another girl was beating me up. She never got into trouble, but I did, because the entire grade backed her up and lied that I started the fight.
My brother in 3rd grade got suspended for "hitting a teacher" when in reality the teacher had grabbed his arm really hard to drag him to class, so he tried to pry her hand off him because she was hurting him (he actually had fingerprint bruises all over his arm, she was holding him that tight).
These were two separate incidents at the same school (my brother is 6 years younger than me, so these were several years apart, but the teacher that grabbed my brother taught me earlier. That whole school was a dumpster fire.
A teacher physically picked up my dad’s desk and carried it outside to the courtyard. His only explanation was that he refused to teach another child from his family.
In my high school, attendance was taken on the computer and I almost got in trouble for not showing up to class so many times. The thing was, I was at the bottom of the alphabet, and the only name you needed to scroll down to see. Many teachers missed that, and so my mom spoke up for me and it was fixed. I remember having to remind my teachers that I was, in fact, present, and that they needed to scroll down.
I got ISS for wearing an anti-bullying shirt that I made and refusing to take it off. Another time I had broken my classes and i couldnt get them replaced for 3 weeks, and I'm practically blind without them and my math teacher literally cussed me out in front of the entire class because I wasnt copying down what she was writing on the bored because I couldn't see.
Wait, so you're going against bullying, and you're going to get _suspended_ for it?
That's awful. I'm sorry that happened to you I hope your parents handed that teacher their behind!
I MISSED YOU ALONZOOOOO
He literally posted a video yesterday
@@unstablebrother yea you damn simp
@@unstablebrother ty
I got detention for having anxiety attacks, but I was happy for that :D I was 15 then in 10th grade.
I went out from our class and stood in the hallway, heavy breathing.. one teacher which had hall duty saw me and came to ask what I'm doing out of the classroom. I told him "I had to go out before I beat up everybody in there." with a calm voice and a death-serious face. He shivered looking at me and went to the class to ask if something happened. Nothing happened, I was just having one of my anxiety attacks. I used to have them a lot, one panic attacks when I couldn't breathe or the other when I got so angry I could kill.
He took me to detention for rest of the day, it was my first lessons so, the whole day off :D After this, I could always come to detention myself, if I had these attacks again. It really came in handy a few times when I almost lost control.. It was a rough two years, I moved to England with almost no English experience so, I wasn't talking or understanding much. My anxiety got lot worse and nothing really helped so, I was lucky to get to the detention whenever I needed it, it saved me from a lot of trouble with fighting.
This is actually one of only two times I have ever gotten in some sort of “serious” trouble during all my years in grade school and is the one I'm the most pissed off about to this day.
So in sixth grade I got a “detention” (I'll explain the quotations) from my Civics teacher for not doing my homework twice in one nine week period and had to go to school an hour and a half earlier the next time I had her and had to write her a 3 page essay about why it's important to do your homework.
On top of that, I was late to my home room class because of how stupid and over dramatic my Civics teacher was and the home room teacher actually sent me to the main office to get a tardy pass for being 5 minutes late to class. There were 3 other students who came in late the same time I did but I was the only one who got sent to the main office to get a tardy pass. The people in the main office proceeded to call my mom and tell her that I was late to my home room for what they considered an “unexcused tardy” and would be documented in the system as such. That was because the detention my teacher had given me wasn’t even an official school detention and meant there was no reason for me to be in school, let alone in my Civics teacher's class room, an hour and a half before school started that day.
Needless to say I'm still pretty livid about that and hope my 6th grade Civics teacher knows how much I hate her almost 10 years later.
I asked someone to pass me a tissue when my teacher was handing out the state assessment test booklets. My mom hated the teacher and actually took me to the doctor and got a note saying I didn't hear the teacher say no talking (which was true) due to being sick. My parents also refused to sign the permission slip for me to stay after for detention. The school threatened to suspend me and my mom called their bluff. I just ate lunch in the nurse's office for "lunch detention." My mom REALLY hated that teacher. 😂
My mom had a vendetta against my 6th grade LA/History teacher and walked in the office after I went into school that morning and I wasn't aware she had until after the teacher came back to class after getting called to the office. The reason my mom did that was because we were working on something in History class involving our family and she kept "forgetting" to give it to me to take home to work on and marking that I wasn't doing my homework work and mom got furious after I told her what was happening. The one thing you never do is piss my mom off when it comes to my brother and I. The teacher told me she had a meeting with my mom during LA which made my anxiety worse. I called mom after I got home like I always did and she told me exactly what had happened and been said. The teacher gave me the assignment to take home to work on like everyone else and removed the markdowns as well. My mom's a mama bear.
I take offense to saying Harry Potter is too high a level for reading. Seriously. I read the Eragon series daily in middle school. Those were 750+ pages....
Me too, I was reading Dante’s inferno in 6th grade.
Didn’t Christopher Paolini write the first Eragon book while he was a teenager himself? 😅
@@emmarose4234 I would really impressed if he did
I got suspended for wearing a shirt that said "hate" in white letters. But had an "sk" over the "h" to make the word skate. But they said it promoted violence
Same 😂 didn’t get suspended but had to change
you mean a shirt?
Yes. Thanks didnt realize i had a typo
I swear, teachers penalize us at the drop of a hat anymore.
This one time in fifth grade, I got in trouble because I was reading in the library (we were supposed to be doing a computer activity, but still)
This one time in high school, a substitute was taking role and my best friend was out. When the sub got to her name, I raised my hand and said, "She's not here today." The substitute then looked at me and said, "i wasn't talking to you. If you're not Amber, then you shouldn't be talking."
I think that same substitute scolded me and another friend and said "This isn't lover's lane" when all I was doing was sitting beside that friend with my arm around her and my jacket around her shoulders, both because she was cold.
Told my school counselor no after he tried to give me ISS after not listening to me he call my mom and asked her what she wanted to do she told him to put me on the phone than asked me what I wanted to do when I told her I wanted to come home she told the man Send her home than hanged up in his face
I will forever remember his face full of confusement 😂😂😂😂
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On the the last day of my 8th grade year, everyone was joking around on the way to school, and i decided to go out of character and join in. So I stood up and got the attention of everyone and said ''If anyone has any remaining issues concerning me its your last chance to hash it out with words or these hands'' jokingly of course as the whole bus was dying of laughter. But during the period before lunch the speaker turned on and I was told to meet with Mr. Brown before getting lunch, mind you Mr. Brown is a big man in height, weight, and voice. I acted chill but was crying in the inside. When i got to lunch this man was waiting for em at the entrance, mind you he never knew me by recognition, because i never got in trouble, but that day dude picked me out of a crowd of students . Even though i explained it was all jokes because i wanted to join in with the other kids. He said i was a student that never got in trouble and is known as a leader and he wants me to continue being that way. But because he found out I was going to a pretty tough and prestigious high school he said he wouldn't want this to repeat itself and that I have to learn. SO i was given after school detention ON THE LAST DAMN DAY OF SCHOOL FOR 3 HOURS... he also added that i had to clean the whiteboards of every teacher in my grade like what the hell.
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I got suspended in high school when another girl started the fight so I went to hit her back and as my fist was closing onto her face, the vice principal came up behind me and stepped right into my fist. I actually gave him a black eye. He thought it was funny that he got a black eye from a girl but said even though I didn’t start the fight I still had to be suspended. It was only for one day but the other girl got a week lol. That vice principal and I got along really well the rest of high school lol.
Almost got detention for reading a book in Year 4, while my teacher was reading a book to the class. My sister had given me the same book that the teacher was reading literally a week earlier, so for me to understand the book even better, I read the book as the teacher read it out loud to the class 😂
Geology is the study of rocks, minerals, and the earth. Like the movement of plates, creation of minerals, earths history, and types of rocks.
This kid in my class, back in 7th grade, brought fart spray to school. The teachers repeatedly made us evacuate the classrooms and we gagged through the day, thinking that somebody was having some serious stomach issues. Seriously, it was terrible.
Finally, in fifth period, the science teacher recognized the smell to be sulfur, so she knew what it really was. Turns out, it was the kid who had sat right beside me in every class. Only two other people in the grade knew about it, yet the teachers put all seventy of us in the same room and yelled at us, telling us how bad we were and making us all feel ashamed for something WE NEVER DID! 😡
I didn’t get detention, but I would read a book in class a lot, so they teachers took them away, but I would just pull out another one. My parents were called a lot. This was in high school and middle. Then when I went to college, my reading level was right where it needed to be.
Listennnn I got suspended when I was a kid for laughing at a kid when he fell because he was a bully and he 100 percent deserved it . My mom took me for icecream ✋😂
I was waiting at the corner outside of school for the rest of the kids in my daycare group so we could walk to daycare after school.
A could of friends and I were messing around and rough housing.
Suddenly a couple of other older kids came and picked me up and slammed my head into the back of a sign so hard that the sign got dented.
A teacher saw the whole thing and the next day pulled me into his classroom and asked me what I had done to make those boys do that to me and when I told him I hadn't done anything to them and didn't even know who they were he gave me detention for lying.
I asked him why he didn't punish the kids who did it he told me that he was familiar with those kids because he coached their older siblings and so he trusted that wouldn't do anything unprovoked so it must have been my fault.
I have epilepsy. But I've never had a teacher be so mean to me. She would have heard some words from my mom.
Gotta share my sisters story in elementary school she started a gambling ring, and a fight club. She fixed the fights so she could get everyone’s classroom cash. She would go to the school store and buy up all the toys. The next year she wanted real money so she would rent out pencils on test day for everything the buyer had in their pocket, biggest score was $20. And Yes she really did collect them back at the end of the test.
Got send to the principals office in year 8 for telling my maths teacher to take a chill pill, he accused me of calling him a drug taker
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@Obadiah Abilio Wish I was hahs
I got detention in high school for breaking a boy nose. He was being an ass.
I got in dentition I’m middle school because I didn’t have a book happened in history and we always had work to do, then when I was in detention I accidentally stole the teachers pencil. I didn’t know that I had it since I alway use mechanical pencils. She never found out.. . Mahahahahah
7:00 shaded apple?
Yeah, I would need four hours
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I have to say I found your channel about a month ago. I have been binge watching your videos. I just can't get enough of your humor and stupid people memes. So hilarious. Keep doing you.
There was a time another student actually farted and tried to argue that we have to let it out or it will hurt us and teacher was like I dont care, still getting detention. Same dude would give me detention for sleeping in his class but after a while he didn't wake me and gave me the detentions when I woke up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:00 I have a similar story. Most teachers and even some family sleek my name wrong but when I correct the teacher it’s “rude”. The amount of times I have been threatened with detentions and given consequences (a weird system in my school) is ridiculous
I once almost got detention because I was shoved inside a locker and the kid ran away as I stepped out. A teacher got mad and started to berate me for being "immature" (I was 12) and "almost damaging school property." The kid that did it didn't get in trouble
1:17 That made me legitimately mad. NEVER discourage a student from reading above their level!! That's horrible! If the teacher thought Harry Potter was evil and satanic they should've just said so!
I went back to school when my daughter was in kindergarten. It was a small school, k-12, so we went to the same school. Got called down to the principal office cause my daughter punched a boy in the face for pulling up her dress. My daughter was suspended for fighting and I got suspended for teaching my daughter to defend herself. That school really sucked
I didn’t wear a belt so the dean told me I couldn’t go back to class and he was going to call my mom. This is the only time I was ok with a dean calling my mom and actually encouraged him to call her. He called her looked at me a little deterred and looked like he was about to cry. I stood at the door with my arms crossed ready for him to tell me to go back to class, and the dean sent me back as soon as he got off the phone. He was scared of my parents ever since that phone call. He hated me and refused to look at me too.
What did ur mum sayyyyyyyy😂😂
I don’t know but when he got off the phone with her he was half way crying and told me to go back to class😂
Bruh my mom would be pissed too, calling her at work for that bs🤣.
This will probably age me, but I went to a Catholic school with my younger brother. When he was in kindergarten & I was in 2nd grade, he called 911 & told them he was at school & there was a fire. It was a lie & when they arrived, I got sent to the principal's office to get spanked---no kidding, a wooden paddle with holes--for not being a better role model for him & my brother got sent home, no spankings from school, but he sure got tanned when he got home.
About Alonzo asking why do teachers make us ask to go to the bathroom: my Spanish says in her class we don't have to ask, we just need to get up and go get the pass
this is one about my twin almost getting detention, this lunch lady hated me and my sister for no reason and one day she accused my sister that she had her phone out then said she didn't have a twin when 5 other people said she did I came over perfect timing she looked at me and her mouth opened so wide and just walked away. everyone was laughing at her for not knowing she had a twin, we had her everyday and she would always try to get me and her in trouble and it never worked.
These videos help me from being depressed during the pandemic. So thank you God for these beautiful videos.
Ok so I got in trouble for asking a “stupid question” we were explaining earthquake drills and I asked, “instead of getting under wooden desks, why don’t we go in the field where nothing can fall on us” I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS A STUPID QUESTION. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SMARTER THAN HIDING UNDER A DESK. soooo she thought I was being sarcastic and took away my right to the bathroom and water. I went anyway bc fuck that and I got sent to the principal’s. The principal laughed and switched my class 😭
If it's any consolation, my earth science teacher in 10th grade gave me a referral because I misheard her and asked if she said "mayonnaise" when she was telling us the name of the mineral "manganese." ......
10th grade was a whack year with the teachers I ended up with.
@@kt9527 lmao that would suck 😂
The principle was good the teachers an idiot and your question was good not stupid
@@femalepapyrus lol thank you! 😭😂
@@biggestdazzlah5322 👍
I got detention once in sixth grade for "talking" in lunch when we were asked to be quiet. The funniest part about it was I wasn't even talking. I actually threw an orange peel at the kid sitting next to me. No one said anything about it, not even the kid I threw the orange peel at.
Another time was when I was in seventh grade, in art class, my teacher was staring daggers at me for yelling at the top of my lungs, *"THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY HAS MEMBERS AROUND THE GLOBE"* because my friends dared me to. He looked like a hippie and everyone in our grade made jokes about it. That was probably one of the ballsiest things I did in school.
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I know that sometimes people can’t afford school supplies. My mom could barely put food on the table so I literally borrowed a pencil and paper every day from other kids because I had no choice, so please don’t think that the child who didn’t bring the red pen absolutely did it on purpose. Sometimes parents can’t afford to buy their kids what they need
I can relate to that. I didn't have much money for school supplies either so I improvised and asked around. Plus sometimes it was my teachers fault. They kept switching up on us from blue to red to black for no reason and I ran outta ink easily because of that.
Been there..😊🥺🥰
11:22 Of course its Elizabeth
First day of kindergarten, I got sent the principal's office. They called my mom and I got sent home because I told the teacher to "leave me the hell alone"
How are you doing??
I got 2 two week in school suspensions. One was for calling my teacher a twat waffle after she screamed at my classmates for saying that I wasn't ugly like she said I was. The second time was because I got pushed and locked in my locker and couldn't get out. Apparently missing 5 class periods in one day while your locked in a locker is frowned upon lol 😂
Geology, the boring study of rocks
Isn't Randy Marsh from South Park a geologist? Along with being Lorde?lol
@@michellemccloy823 he was a geologist, he's a hemp farmer now
@@donieka27 yeah.. he's got TEGREDY!lol
I got my one and only detention for staying in class during recess. We weren’t allowed to do that (because the school didn’t want to risk theft cases). A bunch of us would stay in class with all the lights switched off but I guess our luck ran out after about a week when our discipline master walked by and saw movement through the windows 🤣
I'm going to share my teacher's story from when he taught a lecture as a TA. I can't remember what the real word was but all throughout class when he would say this one scientific word he would put fuck in the middle. So the class is snickering and acting all happy cause teacher cusses and it's awesome. The instructor asks him about his profanity the next day and he felt so embarrassed that he said this word repeatedly for at least 2 hours and did not realize it was wrong.
How are you doing today??
I used to be a preschool teacher and they had to suspend one of my 2 year olds because of his behaviour....suspended... from ...preschool. Later that same child was expelled.
How are you doing??
Imagine being the kid who got suspended for bringing a lil pet bunny to class. Like, that’s on your record 😂😂😂 oh lawd
Omg I brought a pet bunny to school for a school project & didn't get suspended, expelled or detention
It was a WILD baby bunny 😂 They picked it up in the grass on the way to school or something. That thing could've had all kinds of disease.
My son got in trouble in kindergarten for correcting his teacher. Telling her and is not in the alphabet its y,z not y and z your doing it wrong. 🤣
In the middle of an exam, I sneezed and someone said “bless you”. I did the normal thing anyone else would and said “Thank you”. I got detention and the other person didn’t. The only time I got a detention and I skipped it haha
I got suspended for giving a girl my chicken nuggets. She was hungry so I shared. My teacher thought I was bullying her and making her eat something she didn’t like. That whole year that teacher made my grades as low as possible without failing me. I hated the 5th grade, man...
"Is my Camera suffering from Narcolepsy" 😂😂😂😂
I got dragged out of a class room for asking to sharpen my pencil and doing so. That teacher also spanked another student because he was slow at reading. The teacher didn’t get in any trouble for touching us however almost my entire 3rd grade class switched schools
Wtf how did they not get fired
@@TicklishElmo because “we were lying little brats”
I was a sophomore and got kicked out on the 10 day of school (I didn’t show up the first 9 days) my teachers from last year told my new teachers about me and when I finally showed up to my first day of class 9 days later I get kicked out as soon as I walked in ( I walked in 20mins late ) and the teacher said “ I know who you are get the hell out” I said thank god and walked out
As a parent who has to buy school supplies, them red pens are hard to come by during back to school
I got detention in middle school for playing with a friend after school. We were really good friends and would often have a poke war, one of us would poke the other at random times and the war was on. On this particular day, he poked my ribs as we were walking out of the school and towards the waiting buses. I'm naturally very ticklish on my sides and he knew that, so when he poked my side I jumped. When I jumped, I bumped into him and knocked him into the lockers. A teacher saw and sent us both to detention the next day.
There was another time where I got 3 days of ISS. This time there were several reasons. The teacher wanted me to write something on the projector in class but I had injured my ankle the day before and literally could not sand on it for too long. Even walking to class was a pain. She knew this, I told her when class first started that it hurt to stand. When I refused to stand because of my ankle, she then asked me to read something out loud from the text. For one, the lights were out and I couldn't see the text clearly. Two, I was coming down with a cold and my throat was sore, another fact that she knew (I also stated this at the start of class and had a doctors note to prove it). When I again refused, she decided she'd had enough of my "disrespectful attitude" and sent me to ISS for 3 days.
That teacher is terrible! Like wtf?
@@norahanley3000 yeah, she was. It was a bad year.
1:30 Escorted to the library to get a shittier book? Oh HELL NAW! I'm with ya, Achrista ✊🏻😂
asking to go to the bathroom is so teachers know that you are not going to skip class. the time is important too.