Baldur's Gate 3 - Wet dreams of Astarion xD

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @roguejester4986
    @roguejester4986 4 года назад +1919

    Astarion:" No... I don't need anything from you."
    All the people who are in emotional need say that. I should know, I do that often.

    • @baguettelol221
      @baguettelol221  4 года назад +214

      As someone who struggled with nigh-suicidal depression, I can confirm that THIS BOY NEEDS HELP ASAP

    • @roguejester4986
      @roguejester4986 4 года назад +24

      @@baguettelol221 Yep

    • @roguejester4986
      @roguejester4986 4 года назад +60

      @@baguettelol221 It's always a confirmed cry for help.

    • @hekatebleble4800
      @hekatebleble4800 4 года назад +17

      @@baguettelol221 yep

  • @seraphinaedan1033
    @seraphinaedan1033 4 года назад +1590

    It’s the mouse frantically circling the Tiddy(tm) for me

  • @fereldensandwich982
    @fereldensandwich982 4 года назад +1673

    "who are you"
    "you know, i think in your heart, you know"
    ...
    Zevran?

  • @reporteddoppo700
    @reporteddoppo700 4 года назад +923

    "No...! I don't need anything from you! Go back to your wet dreams and leave me be!!"
    Wow, man, Astarion, that hurt, bro...

    • @baguettelol221
      @baguettelol221  4 года назад +216

      He is hurt himself, confused and scared. It can be forgiven imho

    • @bruhstoptaggingme
      @bruhstoptaggingme 4 года назад +86

      200 years of suffering.
      We need to help this guy...

    • @reporteddoppo700
      @reporteddoppo700 Год назад

      @@Danileptic …? Did you even read the reply OP chose?

  • @phoenixastra4429
    @phoenixastra4429 4 года назад +632

    As someone who's gone through ptsd and abuse, man, when he reached for astarion my heart also when NO GET AWAY--jesus...I feel for him

    • @jodoodlyboi2963
      @jodoodlyboi2963 10 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah, I always make sure to ask my boyfriend if it's ok to touch/hug him when he looks spaced out etc. I know it's always OK otherwise, and if not, no big deal, he'll just tell me, but in those scenarios when his body language changes I always ask just in case.
      I haven't seen him in about three months now because he's had a cptsd fallback at the same time as I've gotten deeply depressed.
      We're on a break to focus on ourselves rn, but still concider ourselves boyfriends and catch up once a week. We're just limiting our communication so that we can truly focus on our own lives.
      I miss him terribly, but I'm hoping I get the chance to see him next week, for at least a little bit.
      I'm doing a lot better now and am most likely getting into film school later this year, so I feel ready to see him again at least.
      I obviously hope for the best, but if he doesn't feel ready, I'll be here for when he does.
      I love that silly clown to bits, and taking a break was the best thing we could do rn. I'm actually able to stay a lot more patient like this. Probably because it makes me not think about it as much, and I don't fall into overthinking spirals, which has helped me find the inner strength within myself that I needed, rather than feeling so codependent.

    • @jodoodlyboi2963
      @jodoodlyboi2963 10 месяцев назад

      Sorry about the rant lol

  • @freyafrettchen3808
    @freyafrettchen3808 Год назад +317

    "Never thought you'd want a master in the bedroom"
    I am rolling lmao

  • @bearhugzfam649
    @bearhugzfam649 Год назад +71

    So I know they've edited this out now so it can no longer be assumed as canon, but there's a moment that still fits Astarion adorably. He has this really cute almost childlike way of trying to glean details about other people's sex lives which is really common in people with sexual trauma, and I think they show it really nicely here when he's all "oh? You enjoyed it?" about the saucy dreams. You know he had creepy dreams about Cazador and he's like "yeah nah fam I'm good imma just bullshit that away and ask my friends about their smut instead" like a bandaid for their own shit.

    • @ToeBeanCozy
      @ToeBeanCozy 8 месяцев назад

      aww well now I'm sad

  • @Aickelodeon
    @Aickelodeon 3 года назад +464

    Wait... so THAT'S how the worm works? You're "Ideal Lover" is some sort of illusion of the worm that is trying to convince you to fall into it's delusions? That's so fucking cool

  • @radical9799
    @radical9799 4 года назад +445

    If only your dream person looked like astarian

    • @baguettelol221
      @baguettelol221  4 года назад +128

      I mean... There are mod options for this

    • @radical9799
      @radical9799 4 года назад +10

      @@baguettelol221 omfg lol love that

    • @radical9799
      @radical9799 4 года назад +73

      @@baguettelol221 it's a shame they wouldn't just make it so you could make your lover look EXACTLY like one of the main characters

    • @artorhen
      @artorhen 4 года назад +14

      You have his haircut. And the colors for his skin, hair and eyes. A similar face too.

    • @kalen2465
      @kalen2465 3 года назад +61

      It would make it a much more enticing trap. Instead of the tadpole monster taking on the form of some random hottie. That's such an obvious trap. I mean the fake person is even more attractive than the actual companions. That's not an insult to them. I'm just saying a dream spirit thats clearly hotter than anyone you will ever meet. This has trap written all over it.

  • @itsliv7852
    @itsliv7852 3 года назад +271

    I'm gonna say it: astarion looks like julian devorak from the arcana game

    • @Crow-ig4py
      @Crow-ig4py 3 года назад +62

      SO THAT'S WHY IM SO ATTRACTED TO HIM

    • @itsliv7852
      @itsliv7852 3 года назад +8

      @@Crow-ig4py exactly!! Lmaoo

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 3 года назад +9

      COULDN’T AGREE MORE!! It’s probably what drew me to this game to begin with 😂

    • @K-118
      @K-118 Год назад +6

      Duuuuuuuude!!!, you just read my mind!!! 🤩🤯

    • @lilyayora
      @lilyayora Год назад +5

      Oh shit he does

  • @lexisnek5476
    @lexisnek5476 Год назад +92

    Seeing this after playing the full release and going "where the fuck is this scene?!? the guardian hasnt tried wet dreaming my character yet kinda wish they would...😢"

    • @angcourd
      @angcourd Год назад +31

      tbh it always felt kinda sa to me especially since you couldnt choose an option that said your character was uncomfortable and didnt want that

    • @lexisnek5476
      @lexisnek5476 Год назад +30

      @@angcourd it is and the change is def for the better but the SA aspects make me think demonic incubus or something not *spoiler* also the meta mental trick of having the player design them and then them come onto you feels like a given

    • @lexisnek5476
      @lexisnek5476 Год назад +16

      But yeah a "whoa buddy!" wouldnt go amiss

    • @angcourd
      @angcourd Год назад +5

      @@lexisnek5476Lmao yeah im glad its different now, tho its hilarious cause i made the guardian look like another dnd char while i kinda knew something was up cause i was like "theres no way this guardian isnt what i think it is ,but please let me be wrong"

    • @RosaSawyerCinque
      @RosaSawyerCinque Год назад +6

      tbh im so incredibly liable to manipulation so playing the game *spoilers* i fully just took the emporor at face value for the whole thing until i saw someone else say "yeah if you select these specific dialogue options he admits to not caring about you like at all" but this scene makes that whole thing a lot more obvious (which could be good or bad tbf)

  • @ace-demiromantic-girl1129
    @ace-demiromantic-girl1129 Год назад +15

    My first instinct was like: NO dont touch him, just sit with him and wrap a blanket arround him or smth.

  • @RenaissanceMotoko972
    @RenaissanceMotoko972 3 года назад +50

    "go back to your wet dream and leave me be" LMAOOOO !!!!

  • @ladydominion8632
    @ladydominion8632 4 года назад +106

    The voice sounds like the guy who voiced the dude in Vampyr, like the low growl

    • @jonathanmercado963
      @jonathanmercado963 4 года назад +15

      Wait. You could be right. Dr Jonathan Reeds. Astarion. Hmmmmm

    • @LuB8857
      @LuB8857 3 года назад +5

      Neil Newbon?

    • @thecaptain291
      @thecaptain291 3 года назад +1

      @@LuB8857 nah, not him definitely. I googled the Johnathan's voice actor back then, not Neil at all, though I don't remember who they are... I'll check and update the comment
      John's voice actor is Anthony Howell! his voice always charms me when I play Vampyr, aw

    • @1224w
      @1224w 3 года назад +3

      @@thecaptain291 it definitely is Neil Newbon

  • @laurajanco2i
    @laurajanco2i Год назад +267

    What normal people hear: "leave me alone and go back to your wet dreams!"
    Their reaction: "He's such an ass🤣🤣🤣"
    What Astarion fans hear: "I don't need your pity, I don't need anything from you!"
    Their reaction: "Poor baby😭 it's his trauma talking, I have to do something, I have to protect him"

    • @bearhugzfam649
      @bearhugzfam649 Год назад +23

      I mean, why not both? He's an ass. He has trauma. I need to protect him. He's still an ass, though.

    • @bluebay1031
      @bluebay1031 Год назад +12

      @@bearhugzfam649 This. I mean yea we want to protect him? He’s an abuse victim traumatized from essentially being kept as a slave for 200 years. There’s nothing wrong with acknowledging that *and* admitting he’s an ass.

    • @bearhugzfam649
      @bearhugzfam649 Год назад +6

      @@bluebay1031yeah like honestly it’s part of why I like his story. A lot of us who went through trauma had an asshole phase in our initial recovery and has to decide to be better, it’s nice to see that representing.

    • @Danileptic
      @Danileptic Год назад

      ​@@bearhugzfam649an asshole phase? Phase?? 😅😅😅 big no from me. It's not a phase

    • @bearhugzfam649
      @bearhugzfam649 Год назад +4

      @@Danileptic I mean it seems to have all but vanished in act 3 (unless you ascend him) even though he's still in life-threatening danger and only a few weeks out of enslavement, but sure thing

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 3 года назад +71

    "His finger are warm against your cheek"
    Hot guy: *doesn't touch player*
    I don't play this game, but Imma be real, the only excuse for that is if this dream is like a real dream where your mind knows things happen but they didn't show it.

    • @dominika3762
      @dominika3762 3 года назад +20

      The excuse for that is that it's Early Access :D

    • @martinrose2668
      @martinrose2668 Год назад +5

      I know this is like 2 years old now, but yeah, in a game of DnD you don’t have any visuals whatsoever and everything is described to you by the Narrator. This game makes use of that quite often. It’s quite literally DnD turned into a video game, on purpose

  • @ishde
    @ishde Год назад +12

    i said i related to astarion as a joke. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE

    • @bearhugzfam649
      @bearhugzfam649 Год назад +4

      Same man same, turns out I was calling myself out lol

  • @adrianomaly1760
    @adrianomaly1760 4 года назад +44

    Poor boy needs therapy.

  • @MintyCow101
    @MintyCow101 4 года назад +62

    well shit how many sexy elf boys are in this game!?!?!?!?

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Год назад +13

      Sadly he "elf boy" is also a vampire spawn with an illithis tadpole in his head (that allows him to walk around in sunlight and into houses) and a lot of PTSD issues.

    • @b-kofte1449
      @b-kofte1449 Год назад +1

      yes

    • @user-pq6py8mt5b
      @user-pq6py8mt5b Год назад

      ​@@TF2CrunchyFrog"sadly"? 😗

  • @stoneweddings7103
    @stoneweddings7103 4 года назад +127

    astarion reminds me of fenris from da2... heh

    • @stoneweddings7103
      @stoneweddings7103 4 года назад +4

      @Nic sorry not sorry :')

    • @pandu8904
      @pandu8904 4 года назад +9

      Ah....so thats why I like him so much...

    • @i.cs.z
      @i.cs.z 4 года назад +6

      Idk, so far he is way less irritating than the Da2 companions.

    • @mk-mp5cj
      @mk-mp5cj 4 года назад +3

      @Sophie my husband’s body/voice and my BFF’s attitude

    • @nyloth
      @nyloth 4 года назад +13

      Meh. I don’t think so. Cuz Astarion more like neutral or chaotic evil! Fenris never was evil, he just want revenge its not same. Astarion laughs at dwarves, supports really violent choices, and have much more fun at a party when you kill tieflings. And it's not about being a vampire slave, it's about his personality. Some people try to make it into a cinnamon roll, but he’s not. He's evil, this is why I love him. Games don't often have evil characters who will support your violent choices.

  • @LittleMissV
    @LittleMissV 4 года назад +106

    Sounds kind of like Cole from Dragon Age Inquisition

    • @mk-mp5cj
      @mk-mp5cj 4 года назад +25

      oof, that kills the mood a little

    • @Sedines
      @Sedines 4 года назад +2

      I also think the dream guy sounds like Cole.

    • @jljljl1820
      @jljljl1820 3 года назад +1

      @@mk-mp5cj a lot you mean

    • @rebelxoswald
      @rebelxoswald 3 года назад +2

      welp that just ruins a lot. XD

    • @dalishwolfy9036
      @dalishwolfy9036 3 года назад +2

      ...why would you say something so vulgar about my cinnamon roll T^T ;-;

  • @sailorb00
    @sailorb00 4 года назад +34

    0:56 Eyyyyyyyy 😎👉👉

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 4 года назад +75

    You know, I've barely seen anything of this game beyond people saying it's buggy, but I love Astarion already. :P Not in the same sense as others, there will be no smushing of booties involved, but he sounds like a guy I'd have great fun to know. ^^

    • @ImmaterialDream
      @ImmaterialDream 3 года назад +18

      Honestly i didn't know anything about this game. But youtube started to randomly recommend me scenes with Astarion and i just can't stop watching them.... So now i'm thinking about how i'm gonna make time to play this game between my exams ....... Its 3 am and I have an exam in two days..... HELP o_o

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie 2 года назад +3

      As a writer of non-Shippy fanfic who recently entered the Astarion fandom, I appreciate the line "there will be no smushing of booties involved" XD
      One of my best friends has convinced me to write an epic romantic tale with her, which quite flies outside my normal fare, but I'm also working on a piece where the MC forces Astarion to undergo a trial to prove he's no threat to the group, and I've already posted a short piece about Astarion's loneliness under Cazador's thumb.
      And yes, he does seem like quite the character to know. Like my favorite versions of Loki, he's layers of vulnerability and trauma under layers of defensive posturing and snarky sarcastic wit. And with a tragic slavery/mind-control background to boot!

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 2 года назад +1

      @@Arkylie The messed up ones are always the most loveable, eh? :P Good luck with your story, btw. I normally do romance and angst (I tried action once, did not end well), so I know they're tricky to write. My first few were crazy rushed, like 1000 words at best, and I really hate thinking of how bad they must've sounded, so just mind your pacing and you should fair pretty well. ^^

  • @GamesofMischief
    @GamesofMischief 3 года назад +12

    I always fail at persuading him. :'(

  • @ericajackson93
    @ericajackson93 2 года назад +13

    The shoulder squeeze scene is so awkward

    • @bearhugzfam649
      @bearhugzfam649 Год назад +3

      Not as bad as if you go for the "master in the bedroom" option @_@

  • @radical9799
    @radical9799 4 года назад +9

    Astarion in the morning just helps

  • @Barbi3_215
    @Barbi3_215 3 года назад +6

    Oh he said let yourself go lean back.....
    👁👄👁

  • @adrien4269
    @adrien4269 4 года назад +28

    2:12 option 3 seemed hilarious

    • @solaan6086
      @solaan6086 4 года назад +12

      If you mean 3:12, trust me: it is not.

  • @parzivalvale1496
    @parzivalvale1496 3 года назад +5

    Is it just me or is your character super cute! I love it!

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 3 года назад +5

    0:58 LMFAO YOURE SO THIRSTY!!!😂😂😂

  • @lvl.beginner
    @lvl.beginner 3 года назад +13

    Ah, I wish this would come out on PS4! I'd have to buy a new laptop to play this as is.

    • @user-hx6mi9ow3c
      @user-hx6mi9ow3c 2 года назад +1

      Ps4 isn't good enough for that :( but I heard it will propably come to ps5

    • @lvl.beginner
      @lvl.beginner 2 года назад

      @@user-hx6mi9ow3c I'll be happy if it comes out on PS5.

    • @user-hx6mi9ow3c
      @user-hx6mi9ow3c 2 года назад +1

      @@lvl.beginner same, it looks like such an awesome game

  • @backstreetcuttie2995
    @backstreetcuttie2995 4 года назад +28

    Might I ask what CC you are using. Because dream boy is soo handsome. I want someone like him when i finally get BG3. Haven't played much of the series yet as I am fully obsessed with DragonAge..

    • @tisstrinity7295
      @tisstrinity7295 4 года назад +11

      There are no mods for Baldur’s Gate 3 yet. The way the dream person looks is chosen during character creation.

    • @backstreetcuttie2995
      @backstreetcuttie2995 4 года назад +7

      @@tisstrinity7295 actually there are a few mods. Check out Nexus Mods for baldurs gate 3. There isnt a lot but some do exist.

  • @ghost-fs7th
    @ghost-fs7th 4 года назад +9

    marik ishtar dating simulator? 😳

  • @Mells1175
    @Mells1175 Год назад +1

    What is this?! What did I miss?! When 😱

  • @b0gb0y18
    @b0gb0y18 2 года назад +1

    Still don’t know this man but I’m not complaining

  • @alexisasheep6554
    @alexisasheep6554 4 года назад +1

    that's some nice clovers

  • @DearValentina
    @DearValentina 6 месяцев назад

    3:24 Another piece of evidence that Astarion is cat.

  • @coraline3767
    @coraline3767 Год назад +1

    Me is like - Oh come oon! 😤😅

  • @nicoleprister8525
    @nicoleprister8525 Год назад

    WOW your character is hot ❤ em wish I had this skill

  • @Slothgreedenvy
    @Slothgreedenvy 3 года назад

    2:30 Oooooooh shared dreams neat.

  • @Rochuuserranista
    @Rochuuserranista Год назад

    how could you have this dream??? :o

  • @usagiharukatsukino4951
    @usagiharukatsukino4951 Год назад +1

    How do you get this scene??? Im in act 3 and i feel like i missed so much

    • @Creative_mess4
      @Creative_mess4 Год назад +4

      This is from 2 years ago- early access, they sadly cut so much interesting content out of the full release

  • @EditFrog541
    @EditFrog541 Год назад

    Is there a way to get a better outcome here?

  • @littleicedgrapes6008
    @littleicedgrapes6008 4 года назад +6

    But why would cazador be his dream person or am i misunderstanding?

    • @baguettelol221
      @baguettelol221  4 года назад +36

      Dreams like these are meant to make the character accept the "gift". For most people the best way to do so is with a person they desire most but in Astarion's case it's easier to threaten him with someone he fears and hates most. Like, offer him a gift that can kill Cazador or show him a dream where Cazador offers him freedom and power willingly

    • @littleicedgrapes6008
      @littleicedgrapes6008 4 года назад

      @@baguettelol221 I see. thank you so much! :)

  • @DewelynC
    @DewelynC Год назад +5

    Wait, does this still happen?? I played through the game and never got a scene like this.

    • @LadyStoneheart312
      @LadyStoneheart312 Год назад +21

      They changed it unfortunately and made the dream guardian much less sexual

    • @seventhlight8536
      @seventhlight8536 Год назад +5

      @@LadyStoneheart312 for god sake i should have buy this game during EA If I know this

    • @LadyStoneheart312
      @LadyStoneheart312 Год назад +1

      @@seventhlight8536 I played in EA and I was REALLY looking forward to surrendering to my seductive dream visitor :( alas

    • @bearhugzfam649
      @bearhugzfam649 Год назад +7

      @@LadyStoneheart312 personally it kinda annoys me that there isn't still an option for this, PURELY because of how suddenly the Emperor gets shirtless if you're nice to him. Like dude I hugged you once and went to loot your old house calm the fuck down the most intimate we've been thus far is a conversation about fiddlehead soup.

    • @ReflectingSerenity
      @ReflectingSerenity Год назад +2

      ​@@LadyStoneheart312 Unfortunate indeed! I'm over here complaining that all my dream guy wants to do is talk.

  • @patriciaalastre2546
    @patriciaalastre2546 Год назад

    What is this durge?

  • @CassassinCatto
    @CassassinCatto 3 года назад +1

    Is this an RPG or a Dating Sim?

    • @mmun_
      @mmun_ Год назад +4

      RPG, but you can also romance the characters.

  • @SabrinaLetoMars
    @SabrinaLetoMars 3 года назад

    So that other guy in the beginning was astarion?

    • @FeuerblutRM
      @FeuerblutRM Год назад +1

      No the guy in the end rejecting player's help is Astarion.