Let's Drown Out... Viscera Cleanup Detail

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @onyxtay7246
    @onyxtay7246 8 лет назад +143

    I love the contrast between Gabriel and Yahtzee. Gabriel is like "I'm donating as much blood as I can to help people." then Yahtzee's reply is "Your blood might save the next Hitler." I just like hearing a cynic, and an idealist talk about things.

    • @MakiOfSpring
      @MakiOfSpring 4 года назад +38

      I think it's this contrast that made this series so incredible. Yahtzee and Gabe are very similar in a lot of ways, but while Gabe has dealt with his issues, come out at the other end and is willing to believe in the good people are capable of, Yahtzee is wallowing in his issues and watching the world through a lens of misery. So while the two of them get along well, they also have points where they fundamentally differ on and are willing to fight on that.
      I haven't found a podcast or whatever else duo yet that has such an amazing chemistry.

    • @CommanderSuberox
      @CommanderSuberox 2 года назад +6

      @@MakiOfSpring well tbh it’s also because Australians are generally very positive people. Whereas us Brits are cynics by nature and always think that things could be a lot worse.

  • @retronymph
    @retronymph 10 лет назад +142

    "This corpse is annoying me"
    - Yahtzee 2014

  • @Arexion5293
    @Arexion5293 10 лет назад +186

    I wonder what the commercial would be for this game:
    "An alien has broken into the space ship and brutally killed the crew, leaving a huge mess behind. It is now your turn to clean up the mess it left behind! Quite literally."

    • @samotdengode
      @samotdengode 10 лет назад +31

      that is exacly what the description for it on steam is!

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 10 лет назад +18

      zagonormus
      Oh? Cool, I can read minds!

    • @creamychungus2562
      @creamychungus2562 10 лет назад +1

      Or you just know the art of copy+paste

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 10 лет назад +1

      Michael McMichael
      I haven't even checked the steam page. And I doubt it'd be that from word to word.

    • @samotdengode
      @samotdengode 10 лет назад +31

      Arexion5293 well its not word to word but pretty damn close
      (from the steam page)
      Disaster! An alien invasion and subsequent infestation have decimated this facility. Many lives were lost, the facility was ruined and the aliens were unstoppable. All hope was lost until one survivor found the courage to fight back and put the aliens in their place!
      It was a long and horrific battle as the survivor duelled with all manner of terrifying life-forms and alien mutations, but our hero won out in the end and destroyed the alien menace! Humanity was saved!
      Unfortunately, the alien infestation and the heroic efforts of the courageous survivors have left rather a mess throughout the facility. As the janitor, it is your duty to get this place cleaned up.
      So grab your mop and roll up your sleeves, this is gonna be one messy job.
      Today, you're on Viscera Cleanup Detail!

  • @seanbean6598
    @seanbean6598 9 лет назад +109

    im not the only person who came to the realization that if their parents saw you playing this game they would flip shit on you because you dont like to clean in real life?

    • @emzedjiklool511
      @emzedjiklool511 8 лет назад +25

      +Sean Bean If i can clean stuff while sitting comfortably on my chair with a mouse and keyboard i'd probably clean a lot more

    • @glenngriffon8032
      @glenngriffon8032 6 месяцев назад

      Because cleaning IRL is tiring and exhausting and you get stains that won't come out.

  • @jibbygibb5138
    @jibbygibb5138 10 лет назад +39

    I love how the conversation on the value of life ended after Yahtzee was asked to reconcile the value of his own life with his psychotic philosophy.

  • @PaulGrahamRetroPaul
    @PaulGrahamRetroPaul 3 года назад +10

    God, I'd thought I'd be rewatching these videos till the end of time. Then it hit me today I hadn't thought about "let's drown out" in forever. Still, nowt wrong with a nostalgic visit.

    • @AlexDMC
      @AlexDMC 3 года назад +1

      Technically you still haven't stopped

    • @jacob4189
      @jacob4189 2 года назад +1

      I’ll go months without thinking about LDO then get the urge to watch the entire series. That’s just how it be.

  • @darcgibson5099
    @darcgibson5099 8 лет назад +61

    There are people who genuinely do this job for trains. Like when someone gets splattered by a train, a team of depressives comes in to scoop them up with spades.

    • @gorkaaustin5306
      @gorkaaustin5306 8 лет назад +9

      Darc Gibson Sounds like I found my dream job.

  • @Mr_Chimick
    @Mr_Chimick 10 лет назад +58

    You probably don't read these anymore, but if you ever play this game again, the heat gun is for the bullet holes.
    If you train it on the center of a bullet hole you melt the material back together.

  • @123halofreak
    @123halofreak 10 лет назад +72

    That mop has extraordinarily large cleaning noodles.

    • @Mantis47
      @Mantis47 10 лет назад +35

      It's a FUTURE mop

    • @ohmysweetnurse
      @ohmysweetnurse 10 лет назад +35

      The term "cleaning noodles" has just made my weekend.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 10 лет назад +3

      Justin Conquerbeard The flying spaghetti monsters has noodly appendages.

  • @DragosTheGod
    @DragosTheGod 9 лет назад +140

    Yahtzee called it.
    25:15 He said he wants Bayonetta in smash brothers.
    2015 rolls around and here she is.
    Yahtzee for mastermind behind all things Nintendo.

    • @earth9564
      @earth9564 8 лет назад +1

      Nyianhttzeenedo

    • @Chaz235
      @Chaz235 8 лет назад +2

      +Scoulid Scake (Icarus Nova) also that he called Xbone exclusives being release on PC and now both Dead Rising 3 and Ryse are on PC, although why anyone would want the latter on any medium is a good question to ask

  • @Geekio6613
    @Geekio6613 8 лет назад +28

    *Blood pours out of the vending machine*
    Oh, bollocks. I hate when that happens.
    *Promptly cleans up blood without a second thought*

  • @David_Axelord
    @David_Axelord 10 лет назад +16

    Yahtzee commentating at a Thunderdome would make living in a post apocalyptic world worth it.

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 9 лет назад +158

    I just spent an hour watching Yahtzee cleaning a millitary base. I have exams!

    • @OckhamAsylum
      @OckhamAsylum 9 лет назад

      +Християн лазаров (EDF) Christ, I know that feeling...

    • @pocketdialmusic
      @pocketdialmusic 8 лет назад +1

      Me too...me too

    • @GreatBritishbtchoff
      @GreatBritishbtchoff 8 лет назад

      i have a 500 word essay pretty sure im about to kill my self

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 8 лет назад +4

      Elder Goth 500 words? give me two hours and a bowl of alpha-bits and I'll shit 500 words. my last class ended with a paper that ended up at 28 pages

    • @oj7442
      @oj7442 7 лет назад +1

      in the end how well did you do in the exam now that its a year later

  • @rob9052
    @rob9052 5 лет назад +8

    "A waffle has many divots" is a fucking great line, especially if it came in the moment.

  • @GaiaAlpha
    @GaiaAlpha 8 лет назад +23

    Fun fact, in Viscera Cleanup, The wet floor markers CAUSE the slippy bits of floor.

  • @Orgaya
    @Orgaya 8 лет назад +11

    The reason games like these are fun is because at any time you're allowed to quit. They give you the base gratification of accomplishing something, just like in real life.
    Except in real life, you can't quit when you're bored, you quit when you're done.

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default 8 лет назад +85

    "I don't believe a single human life has any inherent value."
    That's not depressing at all.

    • @nico99nrc
      @nico99nrc 8 лет назад +13

      I would say it is nihilistic but not inherently depressing since it has some truth in it.

    • @theninjafuckr4109
      @theninjafuckr4109 8 лет назад +5

      Agreed up to the "since". Am I misunderstanding or are you saying that truth makes it less depressing? Because most things that I get depressed about are at least in some way true...

    • @nico99nrc
      @nico99nrc 8 лет назад +16

      +TheNinjaFuckr I think the truth is less depressing because once you realize that there is no value in life you get to live more happily because you don't have the stress finding "the meaning of your own existence". You just do what you want and know that nothing of all that has a point unless you give it one.

    • @HQ_Default
      @HQ_Default 8 лет назад +1

      I don't like the idea that one life is worthless, because then it's hard to say that a LOT of life is worth something. Nothing plus Nothing does not equal something.

    • @nico99nrc
      @nico99nrc 8 лет назад +4

      +HQDefault I can see why you may not like that but I have a different point of view on this. I think that no life is worth anything, objectively and that on the big scale, nothing you do will ever affect something. It's a very comforting thought for me because then, I don't have to worry about anything. I can define my cause myself and be sure that even if it turns out be bad, I know that it doesn't matter. Nothing has value and therefore nothing is changed through me. It may sound scary or sad but nothing has meaning unless you give it one.

  • @Mantis47
    @Mantis47 10 лет назад +48

    I can't wait for this game to get a full release so people start modding levels of actual games into it, kinda like the Shadow Warrior 'crossover'.
    It would be amusing to mope up the the Phobos station from Doom 3, the station from Dead Space 2... The possibilities are endless.

    • @brothyr
      @brothyr 10 лет назад +12

      There would need to be a mod to add in a firehose to clean up a Dead Space level.

    • @crashkobashi2
      @crashkobashi2 10 лет назад

      A level based off Mortal Kombat

    • @superfancyawsomeness
      @superfancyawsomeness 10 лет назад

      Adam R

    • @glenngriffon8032
      @glenngriffon8032 2 года назад +1

      I'd like to see a levebased around stuff in system shock 2. Like cleaning up biomass goo off the walls, incinerating pieces of alien eggs and corpses of hybrids and cyborgs.
      Or mopping up the dead rising mall. Open a door and there's a still living zombie head attempting to bite you and you just stuff it in the incinerator.

  • @blackkakari
    @blackkakari 9 лет назад +141

    As someone with OCD, this game looks very appealing to me.

    • @hikerwolfspaine8200
      @hikerwolfspaine8200 9 лет назад +14

      +blackkakari I pride myself by cleaning everything filling up every medkit dispenser and placing wet floor signs wherever I mop.

    • @CraftKitty007
      @CraftKitty007 9 лет назад

      +Hiker Wolfspaine u can put shit in the medkit dispensers?!

    • @hikerwolfspaine8200
      @hikerwolfspaine8200 9 лет назад +2

      The dispenser that gives you stuff like wet floor signs also dispenses a medkit. you grab that then it magnetically slots itself into the medkit dispensers when you hold the medical supplies just right in front of it.

    • @CraftKitty007
      @CraftKitty007 9 лет назад

      +Hiker Wolfspaine so I've never actually played this, does this ever fucking end? xD

    • @hikerwolfspaine8200
      @hikerwolfspaine8200 9 лет назад

      you clean until you think you're done then you submit your results and get graded. I have a track record of 95% cleanliness.

  • @Roronoa2zoro
    @Roronoa2zoro 9 месяцев назад +5

    I wonder how Yahtzee feels about this "inherent value and potential" discussion now after becoming a parent.

    • @komrookmetmy465
      @komrookmetmy465 8 месяцев назад +1

      He's a father now?!

    • @Roronoa2zoro
      @Roronoa2zoro 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@komrookmetmy465 That was like 3-4 years ago now, but yeah he's definitely got one kid. No idea if they had more since those first news broke.

  • @CaitiVoltaire
    @CaitiVoltaire 10 лет назад +2

    This really is Gabe at his most insufferably arrogant towards the end. You don't truly know what someone is capable of until you put their life on the line, and a lot more people would surprise him than he seems to think.

  • @mythousandfaces
    @mythousandfaces 10 лет назад +74

    I choose you: BLACKFRIEND
    "BLACK-FRIEND! BLACK-FRIEND"
    BLACKFRIEND used counter on RACISM
    It's not very effective.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 10 лет назад +48

      More like
      Wild ACCUSATION appeared
      Go, RACIST
      RACIST used BLACKFRIEND
      It's not very effective.

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 10 лет назад +13

      BLACKFRIEND fainted.
      ITSAJOKE used FRIED CHICKEN on BLACKFRIEND.
      BLACkFRIEND has been revived.

  • @andrewhickinbottom1051
    @andrewhickinbottom1051 4 года назад +3

    46:56 - i'm enjoying watching these older videos and hearing Yahtzee first mention news of stuff that he ended up really liking - like Bloodborne for instance.

    • @TheQuyman
      @TheQuyman 4 года назад +1

      Or bayonetta in smash

  • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
    @Chud_Bud_Supreme 10 лет назад +46

    We already have the perfect voice-actor for Gordon Freeman, and his name is Ross Scott!

    • @MultiJade
      @MultiJade 10 лет назад +6

      He even looks like Freeman:
      x4.fjcdn.com/comments/guise+_56ac70096918c3119e48a3d68da1ee8c.jpg

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 10 лет назад

      "Otacon" Emmerich Whoa, is that really him? He does look like him!

    • @WorthlessWinner
      @WorthlessWinner 10 лет назад

      don't we already have a half life movie thanks to him?

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 10 лет назад

      AVeryConfusedMan *EXHALES COFFEE THROUGH NOSE!!!!!*

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 10 лет назад +4

      By the way, has anybody seen Ross's new video? He no longer looks like Gordon Freeman; he's rockin' the Jesus look now.

  • @Louibitz6666
    @Louibitz6666 10 лет назад +2

    I ended up buying this game immediately after watching this video. I can't get over how engrossing it is for such a dull concept XD

  • @KouriRyu
    @KouriRyu 10 лет назад +27

    I think this would be nice with some upgrades, like a water blaster or something to break up bigger messes. The cycle of mopping like 4-5 times, rinsing in the bucket 3-4 times, then disposing of the bucket, then dragging a new bucket to the messy area seems so tedious. All I know is if I can name a character, his name will be Stanley Spadowski.

    • @KouriRyu
      @KouriRyu 10 лет назад +3

      Or multiplayer. Having a couple other people helping you out with some voice chat would be great. Nothing like a good conversation to pass the time while doing something menial.

    • @BigNeppy
      @BigNeppy 10 лет назад +6

      KouriRyu pretty sure the game already has multiplayer

    • @KouriRyu
      @KouriRyu 10 лет назад +1

      MrSuperWeeGee
      Oh good to know. I was unaware having only watched this video in regards to the game. Haha.

    • @Mantis47
      @Mantis47 10 лет назад +10

      See but the game tries to be tedious on purpose, in an anti-game kind of way. Someone went and shot all the aliens and had all the gameplay-related fun, now you're the lowly grunt that has to do the tedious job of cleaning up. No fun allowed.

    • @AcetheGolden
      @AcetheGolden 10 лет назад

      Mantis47 I don't see it trying to be anti-game, maybe a bit tedious yes. No reason they couldn't still make it have somewhat of a variety.

  • @EmilyDNelson
    @EmilyDNelson 10 лет назад +2

    59:15: You know, it's taken a while, but I'm really starting to love Gabriel. I love his surprising optimism next to Yahtzee in this, and that particular moment just made me truly laugh out loud.

  • @TheEPROM9
    @TheEPROM9 4 года назад +3

    I miss these, use to have them playing when I was doing uni asignment work

  • @MercurialStatic
    @MercurialStatic 10 лет назад +1

    Just got home from work, this is just what I needed. Thank you Yahtzee...and you too dwarf.

  • @ThatZommy
    @ThatZommy 9 лет назад +34

    After playing Space Station 13 as a janitor, this is extremely relatable.
    Also, STOP THROWING PIES YOU USELESS CLOWN!

    • @ThatZommy
      @ThatZommy 9 лет назад +3

      282FUN Once I had a clown that covered the med bay with laggy stacks of papers.
      I hated him.

    • @NoTimeToBehLohst
      @NoTimeToBehLohst 9 лет назад +2

      ThatZommy One round of Space Station 13, The Admin got bored and sent a "Clown Armada" with "Honk cannons" at us. The bartender got ganged up on by clowns and murdered, while I hid in a vent planning to make the floors wet to avenge the bartender. (He gave me a free drink after I robusted the Botanist for sending him Weed.)

    • @ThatZommy
      @ThatZommy 9 лет назад +1

      Aidan Pearce You hid in a vent?
      That's possible?
      Also, what server? I'm a Liberty man myself.

    • @NoTimeToBehLohst
      @NoTimeToBehLohst 9 лет назад +1

      ThatZommy It may have been Goonstation but I don't really remember because right after I had a much more memorable adventure on a Warhammer 40k server as a commissar.

    • @sirwingman336
      @sirwingman336 9 лет назад +2

      ThatZommy HAIL HYDR- i mean, hippiestation

  • @Mokujo
    @Mokujo 10 лет назад +1

    Just bought this because of this video. Yahtzee is the best advertisement ever.

  • @ryanfrankwilson
    @ryanfrankwilson 8 лет назад +3

    This is hands down my favorite episode of LDO. This game works so well with their podcast style. A real joy to listen to.

  • @willkatching9219
    @willkatching9219 7 месяцев назад +2

    I for one would love to see Yahtzee and Gabe going head to head in the Thunderdome.
    TWO HOMOSEXUALS ENTER
    ONE HOMOSEXUAL LEAVES

  • @JamesUnderscoreZero
    @JamesUnderscoreZero 10 лет назад +3

    I was playing Battleblock theater in the background. I completed a level and at the same time Yahtzee mentioned that he did solo developed. The narrator then said "Good for you"! Almost pissed myself.

  • @RealEnerjak
    @RealEnerjak 8 лет назад +12

    It's obvious this game has you clean up a UAC facility on Mars.

  • @MilitantOldLady
    @MilitantOldLady 10 лет назад +73

    The furnaces name is Burnie.

    • @MrKennyCakemouth
      @MrKennyCakemouth 10 лет назад +34

      burnie burns

    • @ZackRToler
      @ZackRToler 10 лет назад +14

      Burnie Burns ?

    • @volt792000
      @volt792000 10 лет назад

      full name Michael Burnie Burns.

    • @Kooljex12
      @Kooljex12 10 лет назад

      Burnerd.

    • @TheDrCN
      @TheDrCN 10 лет назад +8

      Burnice. How dare you ignore the furnace's personal gender identity.

  • @samotdengode
    @samotdengode 10 лет назад +32

    have you guys ever thought of doing some sort of q and a stuff during this?

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 лет назад +3

      They said that they can't do a Livestream thing because Australia just doesn't have the power to hold a connection like that.
      It would be cool if they did an AMA thing on Reddit where you ask a bunch of questions and they pull up that for a drown out instead of a topic list.

    • @samotdengode
      @samotdengode 10 лет назад +1

      Oda Swifteye i dont mean a livestream. just taking questions from the comments and answering them in the next drown out

    • @Billbill80s
      @Billbill80s 10 лет назад

      Comments are far too varied to really fairly do that.

    • @samotdengode
      @samotdengode 10 лет назад

      Billbill80s eh... i guess you are right.. oh well

    • @caffeinatedcanine-2644
      @caffeinatedcanine-2644 10 лет назад +2

      The dramatic irony of reading this comment thread at the current date... I just chuckled a bit.

  • @matthewfulghum1438
    @matthewfulghum1438 10 лет назад +3

    Viscera Cleanup Detail DLC idea: Gabe's platelets get spilled all over the place.

  • @ChrisOfChin
    @ChrisOfChin 10 лет назад +54

    I've been waiting for this.

  • @vicentefernandez9084
    @vicentefernandez9084 7 лет назад +15

    I don't know, man. I've seen some seriously pansy people, who've never been in a fight, absolutely lose it and beat the everliving assjuice out of people twice their size... I think there's more to it than "knowing or not knowing how to fight".

    • @mr.orangeaide5260
      @mr.orangeaide5260 6 лет назад +7

      thats untrained verses also untrained. if someones got a lot of legit combat sports experience, its jedi versus a cripple.

    • @lehelisbored
      @lehelisbored 4 года назад

      Heh heh... "assjuice"

    • @SAMagic
      @SAMagic 3 года назад +2

      "Devil's run when a good man goes to war."

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 2 года назад +1

      @@mr.orangeaide5260 Look at this chump, he thinks karate works in a real fight.

    • @mr.orangeaide5260
      @mr.orangeaide5260 2 года назад +1

      @@jesselindsey9760 karate, no. mma/wrestling/mauythai/rugby/kickboxing when someone has trained and competed for a long enough time. yes

  • @laurentscasino3244
    @laurentscasino3244 8 лет назад +5

    "Let's see the lay of the land... 3:58 (Goes to next floor seeing the whole room filled with blood*) Okay we'll do that later!" XD

  • @heysimone
    @heysimone 4 года назад +9

    Y'know, 2014 was a different time.

  • @TheAxebeard
    @TheAxebeard 8 лет назад +4

    This is already a job in the real world. Who do you think cleans up the mess after a tweaker blows his brains all over his apartment?

  • @jigurd
    @jigurd 10 лет назад +15

    The unused coop feature of this game made me think: a series where Yahtzee and Gabriel play coop games while talking over them might be cool. The dynamic would be a bit different, as right now the one playing can rely on the other one to keep a conversation going, but it could be interesting.

    • @IGIPNP
      @IGIPNP 10 лет назад +3

      We'll call it... Game Grumps, 'cause they're all grumpy and shit. Yahtzee can be the grumpy one and Gabe can be the not so grumpy one.

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 2 года назад

      They ended up doing "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes" a year later.
      (hello, from 7 years in the future!)

  • @Lightice1
    @Lightice1 10 лет назад +44

    I can't see how someone who thinks logically can have a reasonable anti-blood donation argument. Enlightened self-interest demands that you support the existence of a system that can potentially save your own life in the future. Even if you consider all the other lives saved in the process worthless for some reason, your own life should still be infinitely valuable to you and the nearly nonexistent sacrifice that you make will contribute to your own survival in the future should you be seriously injured. So even if you are a complete sociopath, it's still more beneficial for you to donate blood than not to.

    • @asendimchev1996
      @asendimchev1996 10 лет назад +24

      It is a pretty stupid point for yahtzee to make. Its kind of based on fear from the unknown. Its true that you really don't know who you could be saving with your blood, but saying that donating is overall bad is quite a petty, fearful attitude. It obviously more likely to end up helping a normal person than Hitler.

    • @TheRadioSquare
      @TheRadioSquare 10 лет назад +3

      There are plenty of people that consider war as one of the ways to control population growth. I wouldn't be surprised at all if someone would think in a similar way when it comes to donating blood. After all most people that need blood, need it because of illness, injury or something else and if there's no blood for them, they will die, and no resources will be spent on treating them. That's a cynical outlook but it's not unreal. And I can kind of understand where Yahtzee is coming from if he's serious. Your blood might go to a child injured in a car crash, or it might go to some criminal that need a transfusion in order to survive to be sentenced, not everybody would be pleased with this perspective.

    • @saladfingers123243
      @saladfingers123243 10 лет назад +5

      This whole show is about 2 snooty guys bragging about how much smarter they are than everybody else.

    • @isodoublet
      @isodoublet 10 лет назад +3

      "Enlightened self-interest demands that you support the existence of a system that can potentially save your own life in the future."
      That's complete bullshit. Your single contribution is not going to save the system in a future event where you might need it. One person is just too small and insignificant to have such a dramatic effect. It's much like voting: the same guy will win regardless of who you vote for.
      As far as the altruism, it depends on where you are. If you're in America, it makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever to donate blood. Hospitals are profiting from your donation so they should really be buying it and compensating your expense and discomfort.

    • @jefftheduck321
      @jefftheduck321 10 лет назад

      Fear of needles?

  • @WeIsDaTyrantz
    @WeIsDaTyrantz 10 лет назад +9

    'Yeah, Yahtzee loves power metal'. The hell are you on about, Gabe..

  • @ZILOGz80VIDEOS
    @ZILOGz80VIDEOS 10 лет назад +1

    Yahtzee could always kick you in the nads Gabe, he could always kick you in the nads.

  • @TheClayKnight
    @TheClayKnight 9 лет назад +3

    "I'd love to see like, a crazy gender-queer coven make a video game because Tetris is too hetero-normative."
    -Gabe 38:51

  • @haku_haku_haku
    @haku_haku_haku Год назад

    This was always my favourite episode, it's so satisfying watching them clean up.

  • @ironraccoon3536
    @ironraccoon3536 6 лет назад +3

    25:39: "Imagine if Kirby swallowed her and then had... Like, kind of a gimp outfit."
    Deviantart please no

  • @spencerleeb6763
    @spencerleeb6763 10 лет назад

    Gabe's gladiator bit at the end is why I love him. That was flawlessly done.

  • @BigBossIsBack
    @BigBossIsBack 9 лет назад +29

    Paris DLC when?

    • @wujia8239
      @wujia8239 9 лет назад

      lmao

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 9 лет назад +1

      +BigBossIsBack
      OH MY FUCKING GOD

    • @emzedjiklool511
      @emzedjiklool511 9 лет назад

      Can't believe i laughed at this.

    • @ryansample6016
      @ryansample6016 9 лет назад

      +BigBossIsBack
      tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrossesTheLineTwice

    • @Diinify
      @Diinify 9 лет назад

      +BigBossIsBack _fuck_

  • @Cauchemar89
    @Cauchemar89 24 дня назад +1

    All that cleanup training has finally paid off ten years later on Second Wind.

  • @CplYakob
    @CplYakob 10 лет назад +9

    We apologise for the inconvenience but Let's Drown Out will be postponed indefinitely following Gabe and Yatzhee settling their "I could kill you" disagreement.
    That, or the social justice crusaders will have gotten to them.

  • @pablorodriguezcabrera6231
    @pablorodriguezcabrera6231 3 года назад +2

    This is how an employer of the UAC feels every time his bosses fucked it up.

  • @Lutranereis
    @Lutranereis 10 лет назад +40

    I think the game would be funnier if there was an actual FPS element to it and you played a soldier with an obsessive compulsive need to clean.

    • @Hugmir
      @Hugmir 5 лет назад +2

      Yes yes yes yes I'd love that kind of escalation of it. More of an "actual" game, with this cleaning duty as additional (and even dominating) layer to it. Sign me up!

    • @fromthegamethrone
      @fromthegamethrone 3 года назад +1

      Or the fight was still going on, making a mess everywhere. You're there trying to clean, tutting at soldiers

  • @JaytheOstrich
    @JaytheOstrich 10 лет назад +1

    That's my new life motto now.. "A waffle has many divots". I wonder what it means.

  • @Rocklobsta_
    @Rocklobsta_ 8 лет назад +7

    I'm playing Viscera while watching this

  • @thirty7of9
    @thirty7of9 10 лет назад

    I bought this game because of this video, and I'm enjoying the hell out of it. Thank you both for introducing me to it!

  • @SeditiousSpyke
    @SeditiousSpyke 10 лет назад +5

    God i love putting these on to warble in the background while i mindlessly doing mmo dailies.
    Cheers Yahtzee

  • @tommyscott8511
    @tommyscott8511 8 лет назад +6

    You know, on the Brutal DOOM front, why doesn't someone mod this so it has the new DOOM maps?

  • @04whim
    @04whim 10 лет назад +7

    If they give Gordon Freeman a voice it should be a bad Jerry Lewis impression. They'll never find a voice that makes everyone happy, might as well just go for one that pisses everyone off instead.

  • @SherrifOfNottingham
    @SherrifOfNottingham 9 лет назад +1

    "For all we know this could be a load screen and that means... shit."
    "Ooh kay, we'll take care of that later then."
    Prolly one of my favorite drown out moments.

  • @SheepPatrol67
    @SheepPatrol67 10 лет назад +3

    I like to think of Yahtzee and Gabe as the voices in the Janitor's head. It's more funny and interesting that way

  • @Neverhoodian
    @Neverhoodian 10 лет назад

    I've played this game on and off for months now, and it never occurred to me to use a spilled bucket as a smaller trash bin. Genius!

  • @Rycluse
    @Rycluse 10 лет назад +3

    When you talk about Yahtzee's hair being "Yug-grade" are you talking about that guy Yug that was in Game Damage with Yahtzee?

  • @lawrencenickerson8649
    @lawrencenickerson8649 3 года назад +1

    Mopping it up while we're goooooooing down

  • @MrKennyCakemouth
    @MrKennyCakemouth 10 лет назад +54

    this has a lot of potential to be a scary game

    • @StOoPiDU
      @StOoPiDU 10 лет назад +31

      There's enough of those.

    • @DrEdward
      @DrEdward 10 лет назад +54

      That would be missing the point of the game entirely.

    • @RaiohTheHunter
      @RaiohTheHunter 10 лет назад +58

      Adamdre OH GOD WHO SHIT IN THE SHOWERS?!

    • @SonOfMeme
      @SonOfMeme 10 лет назад +19

      Ian Asman
      8scary64me

    • @DemienC.
      @DemienC. 10 лет назад +5

      Ian Asman Now THIS is a horror.
      MrKennyCakemouth Another horror game? (or how some people call them - "pewdie baits"). If you didn't notice dismembered bodies do not induce fear anymore... which is horror already.

  • @holydiver233
    @holydiver233 9 лет назад +1

    "I don't believe that a single human life has any inherent value." Jesus, Yahtzee.

  • @user-is2zv4sc6y
    @user-is2zv4sc6y 7 лет назад +3

    The only voice Gordon Freeman needs is Ross Scott's Freeman's Mind.

  • @carbon1255
    @carbon1255 10 лет назад

    Really liked your reference (Y) to JAM, your audio book, available at all good on-line retailers.

  • @TheGaluMoD
    @TheGaluMoD 10 лет назад +7

    I wish yahtzee would have replied to gabes "What if you needed help?" at 12:21. But at least him stating that his stance on this whole thing is abit psychotic indicates that there is some self-awareness there. Still, not cool

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 2 года назад +1

      Seriously. When your personal philosophy leads you to ask questions like "why would you ever lift a finger to save a dying human, unless you're being paid for it", you need to take a step back and reevaluate your life.

  • @jamesstaton3265
    @jamesstaton3265 10 лет назад

    It's beautiful to hear these two talk about nothing for an hour.
    It's always a good way to kill a quiet afternoon.

  • @twofacetoo75
    @twofacetoo75 6 лет назад +6

    Gabe: "So what if you needed help?"
    Yahtzee: *goes silent and waits for a distraction so he doesn't have to justify his hypocritical bullshit*

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 2 года назад +2

      Yahtzee is very good at coming up with entertaining youtube videos. He is not good at philosophy, since he only gives it JUST enough thought to justify being selfish to others.

  • @slagfest8843
    @slagfest8843 10 лет назад

    This episode really helped me in terms of managing school work.

  • @asteroidrules
    @asteroidrules 10 лет назад +19

    The reason everyone was pissed about AC Unity was because their excuse was idiotic, they claimed it was a ton of extra work when everyone who would actually have done that work said it would take just a few days at most.
    And actually reusing assets between male and female models is quite easy, as most of the developers who've actually done it (like Zombie studios) have stated, quite a good amount of the assets are at best transferable directly, at worst simple to adapt.

    • @AntiHero36
      @AntiHero36 10 лет назад +16

      zombie studios made state of decay and the men and women in that game moved the exact same was in their skeleton. the way that engine was built its easy to do that because of the lack of animations in that game but assassins creed has a shit ton and its gonna be a pain when it comes to a womans scale when climbing. (sry english is my second language)

    • @Mazzmaker69
      @Mazzmaker69 10 лет назад +24

      So the writing, motion capturing,voice acting, creating the skins etc etc. takes a few days? Not to mention bug testing sessions etc.
      Highly fucking doubt that.

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules 10 лет назад +8

      Mazzmaker69 I never said it would, I said that the actual animators, modelers, texturers, said it would. Writing (and a decent amount of modeling) wouldn't really need to be altered at all. Not to mention AC has had female characters as NPCs, and I believe playable in at least one game, and we know they have no problem with re-using assets. Yeah it's extremely possible and extremely easy to do.

    • @VanguardFencer
      @VanguardFencer 10 лет назад +7

      If Ubisoft did do a female character and did a crappy job at it, people are gonna bitch anyway.
      If you're gonna hear people bitch about something, may as well take the cost-effective route.

    • @Ditch901
      @Ditch901 10 лет назад +2

      But did you not listen? There is only one character to the game, You will see the same model playing single player or multi player co-op. Everyone playing only views different characters running around them while always playing as the default model. At the end of the day all these games are trying to do is make money and the publisher clearly decided that it was not financially viable to develop a female character that would integrate with the co-op.

  • @bigbadred8295
    @bigbadred8295 9 лет назад +2

    Yahtzee is my favourite sociopath.

  • @04whim
    @04whim 10 лет назад +23

    The bit that I find really gets me about the "Ahh, there's no women in Assassin's Creed" thing, beyond all the things mentioned here, is the fact that well... Aveline exists. If you really want a female Assassin, go play Liberation.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl 10 лет назад +6

      But it's not very good...

    • @stevemega
      @stevemega 10 лет назад +45

      I don't think 'there are spinoffs and handheld games for women and minorities!' is the best defense... It's sort of much worse.

    • @asendimchev1996
      @asendimchev1996 10 лет назад

      Johan Hoekstra then play multiplayer.

    • @paperbackwriter1111
      @paperbackwriter1111 10 лет назад +5

      Isn't the problem, that there isn't a skin in coop? Cause why would anybody bitch about singleplayer?

    • @Tamacat388
      @Tamacat388 10 лет назад +3

      Yeah, go play the AC game that was so shit we allowed the player to be a lady.

  • @VulgarBearSteak
    @VulgarBearSteak 10 лет назад

    22:45, rocking a bit of the Tywin Lannister hair and voice, too

  • @MattSpaul
    @MattSpaul 10 лет назад +11

    Needs co-op

    • @abonomini9908
      @abonomini9908 10 лет назад +4

      It already does.

    • @MattSpaul
      @MattSpaul 10 лет назад +3

      I'm definitely buying this then

    • @abonomini9908
      @abonomini9908 10 лет назад

      It is a little finicky and glitchy, though. What would one expect of an alpha build though?

    • @dik4316
      @dik4316 10 лет назад

      A Bonomini How much griefing is involved? Because the potential to screw someone up is astounding.

    • @abonomini9908
      @abonomini9908 10 лет назад

      Di, k The co-op is local only, and you should only play multiplayer with friends, as strangers can quickly screw up your janitorial ventures.

  • @lordcommissarspartan
    @lordcommissarspartan 9 лет назад +1

    Goes up the elevator... and Immediately comes right back down.

  • @ChitterChatterD
    @ChitterChatterD 8 лет назад +13

    39:40
    Point well fucking made.
    I'm really sick of others trying to control content being made in a game because it doesn't fit in their own narrow point of view. If a group feels under represented, then there is no reason why they can't make their own.
    "If you don't like my casserole, fuck off and make your own."

    • @Minib34ts
      @Minib34ts 8 лет назад +1

      A good example would be Anita Sarkeesian actually using all of that kickstarter money to make a game with a strong female lead instead of criticising Fallout 4 for it's crafting system's main use being to make weapons to kill shit, or Doom's extravagantly gore filled clusterfuck of bits and blood, amongst other things.

    • @eldritchhrempf3395
      @eldritchhrempf3395 8 лет назад +1

      How is complaining about a games representation of your group identity so different from game reviews?

    • @Minib34ts
      @Minib34ts 8 лет назад +3

      Eldritch Hrempf There's a difference between a review and attempted content control. "Female protagonist would be better in X instance" is an example of that, "Less violence in Y instance" is also an attempt of that. If you don't like the game, find a game that you like. Or, as I stated before, you can always learn how to make a game, and make the games you want in the market.

  • @WetDesertWill
    @WetDesertWill 10 лет назад

    this is exactly the type of video i needed right now.

  • @ruekurei88
    @ruekurei88 10 лет назад +4

    Assassin's Creed has lots of female models actually they can use as a base. As for animations and costume sets, yeah you can use the male ones, which is what Dark Souls and other games do. You can have some exclusive female costume sets that would require additional artwork and modeling, or change the walk and idle stance animations. Only difficult thing would be the voice. That would depend entirely on the script and what it requires..

    • @Crowz
      @Crowz 10 лет назад +9

      You would be surprised how hard things can be to do when you actually go to do them. Take separating U238 from U235, you know you need to spin it in Centrifuges but when you actually go to do it things break down, there is more you need to know and more problems to be solved. Iran ran into these problems which seemed so easily solved by the US and other nations.
      Likewise unless you are actually on the development team It would be difficult for you to know how easy it would be to do the things you are saying. I work at Microsoft on large software projects, and you would be supprised how much work it can take to add something as simple as a start menu back into Windows, because there are issues on a large project(in my case localization and performance) that can take longer than you expect.

    • @removalofrem8034
      @removalofrem8034 10 лет назад +1

      Psst, Dark Souls actually has specific female animations and such. I don't know how people miss all the extra butt waggling.

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 10 лет назад

      Removalof Rem Mstly the same animations though, specifically attack animations, unless I miss something and they are actually different.

  • @Dwarf_Ninjas
    @Dwarf_Ninjas 10 лет назад

    Bought this game because of you guys, and again, I love it even though its so dull. Thanks for the recommendation.

  • @ShineyRcus0103
    @ShineyRcus0103 10 лет назад +50

    Does Yahtzee have Anti-Social Personality disorder? I mean good lord, that statement he made about not a single life having an inherent value...
    Deep, and yet creepy.

    • @Cajaquarius
      @Cajaquarius 10 лет назад +49

      Based on his commentary in these videos and elsewhere, I am guessing he cares more for people than he lets on but is or tends to get very depressed. I have had other friends from Britain and most of them are similarly dour and pessimistic. It makes me wonder if depression is a pathological neurology linked to being British, genetically.

    • @PhilosopherGaming
      @PhilosopherGaming 10 лет назад +38

      He's cleaning up people's mashed up bodies and blood. I'm a cleaner myself so I can attest to the fact that it dulls your view of the world some what.

    • @PhilosopherGaming
      @PhilosopherGaming 10 лет назад +43

      drsteiner12 speaking as an Englishman that's a bit of a false stereo type you're peddling there. Generally we're no more depressed emotionally than any other nation, we are infact quite cheery. Pessimistic on the other hand, well, I'll give you that. That can't be denied considering this is the only country I know of where a book called "crap towns" was released, and they had to release a second book, "crap towns 2" because too many people wrote in to complain that their town hadn't made the first one.

    • @Crossark1
      @Crossark1 10 лет назад +7

      He said that after pointing out that it might be saving the next Hitler, so he pretty much said, "I believe that a life might have inherent value, but I don't believe that a life might have inherent value."

    • @PhilosopherGaming
      @PhilosopherGaming 10 лет назад

      drsteiner12
      not offended in the least bit dude. Infact I find the stereo type quite amusing :). Though scientifically proven? Iol I think that might be a bit of a stretch.

  • @Gakusangi
    @Gakusangi 10 лет назад +1

    Gabe it's also damned hard to kill someone when they really think they're gonna die too. They fight harder AND a human being is surprisingly HARD to kill without just shooting them or something ^^;

  • @Vic2point0
    @Vic2point0 4 года назад +7

    Gabe: "Don't try to prove you're not racist by collecting a black friend as if they're some sort of Pokemon."
    The media now: "Gabriel Morton tells his followers 'Don't befriend black people'"

    • @mitchhamilton64
      @mitchhamilton64 Год назад

      Vic2point0: "All these made up arguments in my head help keep the demons at bay."

  • @1Bouncy1
    @1Bouncy1 10 лет назад

    I love these vids! Keep 'em coming! Even if its more of an podcast for me too.. as Gabe pointed out on some newer videos...

  • @Enigmaticmuffin27
    @Enigmaticmuffin27 10 лет назад +28

    I can never have intelligent and/or philosophical conversations with my friends similar to the ones had in these videos mostly due to the fact that they're just not that kind of person. All the more reason for me to want to meet yhatzee.

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 10 лет назад +6

      Jessica Mus ... What?

    • @MultiJade
      @MultiJade 10 лет назад +5

      Friends?
      What is the meaning of that strange word?

    • @Enigmaticmuffin27
      @Enigmaticmuffin27 10 лет назад

      sieben
      where the hell do you live, because the people there sound much more tolerable than the ones here

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 2 года назад

      You want to meet the antisocial nutjob who said "I can't understand why anybody donates blood"? Loser.

  • @TheTelenation
    @TheTelenation 10 лет назад

    I love that they discuss donating blood while mopping up copious amounts of it.

  • @pieoverlord
    @pieoverlord 9 лет назад +7

    Yahtzee says Bayonetta wouldn't be in Smash for a million+ years + Bayonetta is added to Smash in noticeably less time = Yahtzee predicted that Bayonetta would be in Smash?
    Christ, do you people listen to yourselves?

    • @shady4091
      @shady4091 8 лет назад

      +pieoverlord It's a fun observation, no one is saying that he literally predicted it, are you really that bitter?

  • @linbunte4310
    @linbunte4310 7 лет назад +1

    Yahtzee is psychotic. I love him

  • @Arretey
    @Arretey 10 лет назад +7

    Spanish accent for a German doctor, meh why not

  • @dannyprovolonefrithbeats
    @dannyprovolonefrithbeats 10 лет назад +1

    Did Gabe just call Aerosmith power metal?

  • @LambdaObjection
    @LambdaObjection 10 лет назад +3

    Gabriel says, "white men are in no position to accurately convey the experiences of women and non-white people."
    This appears to have been misconstrued as "only white men's experiences matter."
    His point is quite sound. You don't ask a mathematician to teach a literature course, nor does that situation suggest any exclusive superiority about literature just because some people are not apt to discuss it, We should have people of all sexes, creeds, colours, religions etc. telling their own stories, rather than demanding somebody who is not you cater to your specific wishes about representation. It is your responsibility to tell your story, because anybody else attempting to do so will do the subject matter a disservice through their ignorance.

  • @RighBread
    @RighBread 10 лет назад

    I don't know why I laughed so hard when he first spilled the bucket of bloody water.

  • @tabula_rosa
    @tabula_rosa 10 лет назад +4

    people aren't mad at Ubisoft for not having a female playable character, they're mad for their stupid lie excuse

  • @faultygasmask8340
    @faultygasmask8340 10 лет назад +180

    In space, no one can hear you clean.

  • @Presidentjh
    @Presidentjh 10 лет назад

    This was strangely soothing to watch.