0:55 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Fun fact: you can double tap a comment to like it How did this get 102 likes this is insane ty 158?!?! This is insane 178 now?!?! How long is this gonna keep going for 231?!?! I didn’t even realize people were still watching this video 288? How are people still watching this video to like this comment all I did was say the same thing that I see on every video How. Just how. 753 likes that is insane thank you all so much I have no idea what to say at this point 950 likes just for a simple like begging comment, ig like begging really does work
0:29 "I'm on top of my girlfriend" - Bionic 2024
Fr
Who's doin who😂😂😂 no diddy
That’s what I thought 💀
meanwhile you have people like doni, who have to add girlfriend mods
Fr thou
1:00 "hehe, im a serial killer" got me 😂😂
Me too
Next second Killer Queen
Fr fr me too
😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤧❤💛💚💙💜🤎
Same
12:12 "girlfriend one block to slapp" ayoo bionic what?👀😂🙌🏻
Ayoo
I saw this comment as soon as he said that 😂
🍑👋💀
Lol😂
@@Longestcomment2lol😂
9:59 "yeah i wear the pants in this relationship"
"Maybe in minecraft buddy"
AYO WHAT 💀
Hmmm
Yo ooo
😂😂😂wdym ayo
She prob wears shorts
Ahem ahem
Bionic: We have only one bed
GF: what do you want to do to me?
Bionic: *grins*
the grin is creepy lol
loooooool
She knew what was happening
Erm what d sigma😅
13:14 13:16 When they took andi
10:00 Andi: Yeah i wear the pants in this relationship
Bionic: Yeah in minecraft you do
🤨📸
📸📸📸📸📸
7:23 "I got a bed!, wait I only got one though, I only got one" bros acting freaky
Ihhh
5:34 LOLL THE YEET AND IT FELL IN TO THE VOID GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR😭😭
Same lol 😂😂😂😂
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe bad at trowing
@@ejvhaldez180 *throwing*
9:34 ayooooooooooooooo 😳
Oh na
1:39 hehehe did i just steal her heart his girlfriend: pls stop) is just so funny
4:11 "2 legs or three legs huh" KILLED ME TO DEATH ALSO THE BOOM SOUND EFFECT
22 likes 0 comments let me fix that
This is one of your weirdest videos ever
@@melissarice8318say that to bionic not a random viewer ☠️
7:27 I'm a bit too dirty minded 💀
Same
A bit? 🤨
how
😂😂we all got sus there
He is sus but this video is a little extreme
1:42: “Yo hehe did i just steal her heart” (rizz)
5:38 “i got a surprise bionic:ok (his gf: Throws flowers into the void)” XD classic
bro fix ur timestamps they dont work
“Before the FBI raids my house-“
- Bionic, 2024
76 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that
@@Poppyseed2.0and u hav one lik
@@71jmarco wdym
@@Poppyseed2.0 >:)
@@71jmarco MWAHUWGSIWY
13:31 “bro I got to save her.” W boyfriend
Simp stands for super intense Minecraft player
I only got one bed!😂😂😂😂😅😅 7:24 this hole vid is sus
And the maid suite!
Nahhhhhh
fr
Whole*
@@harperanderson2764suit*
7:25 I only got one bed😏"
GOT ME ON THE FLOOR LMAO
They are so cute together 😂
@@justing2516 ☠
Bro at 0:19 he turned into a maid💀
Wait you noticed that
I thought I was the only one! 😂😂
we know ur not einstein
Yes bro
4:22 "left arm! Left arm! Arguably my favourite arm" 💀
What it do!?!?!
That's what im talking about hahaya😂😂😂
YES THIS COMMENT
in some parts of asia left hand is considered the cleaning hand as it is used to clean the 🍑 and he just said that-
@@mama75617hes not from asia
Bro finally has a future wife fr. Edit :holy sh1t were over 100 likes
Ageed
HE FINALLY FOUND A GF
@@F_F1SH0 he has had like 8
Did I just steal her heart got me rolling 😂
@@ChezKingMan wait what? I never knew 😅
bionic: nooo I can't enchant my girlfriend!
me: like what, do you want to enchant her with loyalty?
5:08 nah boy be trippin right there 💀
Yeah he even said "W-RIZZ" at the end
4:22 "left arm, left arm, left arm, left arm.. arguably my favorite arm." WHAT??
Legit an 'ayo? 👀' moment 💀
True
It means it's his favorite arm cause you know😏😏😏😏
nah bionic kinda freaky for that one
@DustinAldrich you're profile does not fit that statement
4:01 you can't enchant her with loyalty sadly 😢😭😭😭
OH MY god that comment is good😂
Sheesh u can enchant it wirh aharpness because they have sharp taste
@@DragonDonachy wtf bro
7:50 “STOP KICKING ME” -every relationship
Tru
Only hackers can type this §
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8:28 "whos gonna be grinding the girlfriend block" -sussy bonc 2024
3:04 gentle WHACK!!!💀💀
At this point hes just showing off that he finally has a gf😂Congrats Bonc🎉❤❤
He had a gf for ages
i agree but its kind of cute but at the same time targeted cause i feel like a third wheel
@zinez4u yuuhhh
Ayoooooooooo the way bionic is standing on the girlfriend block 😳💀😳💀😳💀😳
There is literally nothing wrong?
@@hassanx2002 you may be to young
Your the reason shampoo has instructions
Stop, stop ur not being very family friendly
@@user-wdym7-9yu stop your not being very family friendly*
w rizz bionic:we only have one bed
GF:what do u want to do
7:13 did I just steal her heart hehe" got me😭😭😭😭
bro fix the timestamp ur way off
10:19 “I’ve never seen pants before in my life”
AYOOOOOO
ayoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
AYOOOOOOO
Skeppys pop corn
@@Jelly_shy_guy_man what
@@Skeppys_popcorn what
4:22 my favourite arm 😅 i think his girlfriend is using massager with left hand 💀
11:57 whats happening here before the cut 😭
She was in creative 💀💀💀
12:04
"gamers there is literally nothing here NEVERMIND IM ON TOP OF MY GIRLFRIEND"
0:29
-Bionic
Is that your real girlfriend boy😂
@@edwarddumas-lt3ix what the fuck is this guy talking about lmao
LoL
0:55
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Bro stop yapping
Killer Queen...
Dai Ichi No bakudan! Switch On!
6:14 "you could actually use a pickaxe and stab yourself" very motivational stuff
18:47
,,not because i peed in it, and i feel comfortable in it"💀
💀
9:38 Andi:”Meow for me 🤭”
THIS GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😭
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How did this get 102 likes this is insane ty
158?!?! This is insane
178 now?!?! How long is this gonna keep going for
231?!?! I didn’t even realize people were still watching this video
288? How are people still watching this video to like this comment all I did was say the same thing that I see on every video
How. Just how. 753 likes that is insane thank you all so much
I have no idea what to say at this point 950 likes just for a simple like begging comment, ig like begging really does work
Omg
Bro has unleashed a hidden feature to the boys
True
@@Arozzz323ggggg
Gersn
"Oh wht the heck gamers there's nothing here...eh never mind im on top of my girlfriend"-Bonc 2024
9:29 “yo don’t remind the viewers!” 😂😂😂😂
17:14 bionics face got me lmao
Bro ran out of ideas 😂
I still watch this guy he’s the closest to brain rot yet so far from it-
I WAS HOPING FOR A VID WHERE HIS GIRLFRIEND IS IN IT YAY
@@Black_hat32 fr
@@Black_hat32c bc fh if Ty m
Tf you mean _😂_
12:11 “Another day, another girlfriend one block to slap” 😂😂😂
Always a good day when bionic uploads
Ahh yes my daily dose on Bonc😂
Ya bro!!
А❤❤
True
Before th comment is viral gang
👇
@@Skyfall_RLstupid like beggar
"Three legs?" --Bionic
Double mean ing
That kiss was sooo zesty 😂
what
12:10 another day another girlfriend one block to slap😭
Hey, I might, you look pretty good in that Maid costume!
It’s also a good day when bionic posts
0:42 No You're supposed to be the cyborg and the block girl🤖👩
12:12 "girlfriend one block to slapp" ayoo bionic what?
stop making things feel sus, dirty minded alert?
4:28 Pause bionic we just need her legs
4:09 two legs or three legs.
Bro what the
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
the heck he just say
0:38 “ Mwah “ - Bionic 2024
👍
The Kiss of The Year Award goes to-- Bionic!!!!!
7:25 "I got one"😏
“Maybe 3 legs?” - Bionic
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Blud said, "No way, I'm on top of my girlfriend."
Bruh you said blud instead of dude
bionic you are my favorite friend 😊. 10:43
WHAT!!!!! 10:43
Bionic:right arm left arm arguably my favorite arm💀
MORE WITH GIRL FRIEND CONTENT!!!!
10:46 I put the crafting table on the roof😂😂😂😂
Bionic’s about to be canceled by saying 2 legs OR THREE
17:53
I really have a bad feeling about this
GO GO GO!!!
19:50 Creative mode😂😂
yes true
12:51 the timing 😂😂
oh helll nah💀💀💀💀☠☠☠ 0:18
Enough Internet for today 💀
what?
LOL THE WAY BIONIC IS IN A MAID SUIT😂😂😂😂😂 9:39
fr
Only like this if u have listened to the song “Dupe - Plaza Freestyle” 😅😅
17:21 Yeah imma SIMP
S-uper
I-ntense
M-inecraft
P-layer
Lmaoo
也iMac
1:17 “Put it on her head!” Bro u gonna make her suffocate!?? *~*
4:19 doesnt even need explanation
This is the cutest😊 video ever😊
Andi is bionics “somebody gonna match my freak” they’re so cute
20:33 you like it don't you
Another Day another banger
You guys are the funniest couple 😂 on RUclips
13:08 is that the stranger.exe???
Nah Bro..*The thumbnail was crazy 🤣💀*
What I was thinking
What I was thinking
What I was thinking
4:24 "argubly my favorite arm" favorite for what? FAVORIT FOR WHAT BONC?
Me watching this video and realising how lonely i am...
Did you just call your gf a psychopath 11:47
Yes
5:33 "i have a surpise for u! :D" *gift gently falls in the void*
0:59 bro admitted it
Yeah me too😊
15:20 anyone notice the red blue and green?
Izzy skidzee and bonc (the chad)
7:26 "I only got 1 bed😈😈" ayooooo bonc ayooo
0:01 bro got gf
Womp womp hater
@@T1SHA_TH3_CL34N3RI'm not hater I'm saying he got gf
I thought she hate him ?
This video is sponsored by vaseline
LOL 😂😂
!!,,,,,,,,,,mmmm,,,,,,,
4:12 "two legs or three huh" got me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
15:39 4 big guys-
3 big balls
Make more vids with your gf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pls😢😢😢
you
The most funniest part I can say some people won’t think it’s funny when he tried to craft and he said two one leg two leg three leg. It got me dying.
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What family? Ayooooooo!!!!! 8:46
Awww you two are so sweet plz make a Minecraft video of you too. Plzzz 🥺🥺 I'm begging
19:45 PARENT…..
13:24 Black figure Racist! Hahahah jk great vid
“The boys down the boys gang down” *continues to be freaky*