It would sound like *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*
O -ohhh!! Poor Max! One hundred times fast, Max repeats to his daddy, "I ain't going to the doctor", and then "I ain't going to the vet, ain't going" and finally in massive beak breaking waves of fearful cries, "the doctor makes me a bad boy". Paws on poor Max, feathers all mashed, towels over the beak, and no way to get away! No way! just no way! Stay tuned, maybe we all find out what Max thinks when he get's back from the mauling!
Oh poor Max, toe nail day. It's OK Max daddy Dan will be there. We will be here for when you get home. Max is a big bird, & still growing. Have a good Saturday Dan.
Max bird 😀💙, I feel sorry for you 😢 but it is all for your own good. You grow and prosper in the loving care of your dad 🤗. Unfortunately for you it includes the nail day every once in a while😌. But I am sure it all went well🥰🙏🏼. I hope to see you happy in the next video 😀. I wish you and all fans a good Saturday 😍🦋🐦🌷
My dear, sister friend, you summed it up, very well.🤗 Hopefully, Dad Dan, and our two cuties will have a relaxing weekend. I hope your Saturday is an enjoyable one, dear Aya. Heaps of loving, blessed prayers are crossing the Big Pond, as I write this. ❤ to you, your sister, and 🇫🇮 🌊🏡🙏🏻🤠💘🤠💘🤠💘 ❤🇺🇸
@@rhondaz356 Hello dear sister friend Rhonda 😀🌸. Thanks you, I had a relaxing Saturday and I spend some time outdoors 🤗😶🌫️🌤️. Hoping to meet my crow and magpie friends tomorrow 😀🪶. I hope that your weekend is being easy and that you feel happy 😃. I will send lots of love and prayers to you and your family in 🇺🇸🌺🙏🏼.
@@ayahannabroman2675 My dear, sister friend, I am so happy to hear, that you had a relaxing day, and were able to spend time outside. I bet your feathered friends will be as happy to see you, as you will be to see them, tomorrow.🌲💚🌿 Here's hoping that your night is just as relaxing. Loads of loving, blessed, joyful prayers are sent to you, your sister, and Finland, dear Aya 💙🇫🇮 ... from me, mine, and the 🇺🇸 💙. 🌊🏡🙏🏻💘🤠💘🤠💘🤠 🌞
Aw Max, wish I could wave a wand and take care of those toenails. This is so stressful for you, and I'm sure your dad too. Be brave--we all love you and can't wait till you get safely home!❤🩹😘🤗
Max you know exactly where you have to go, your not so dumb. That's how I feel when I have to go to doctor. But you'll feel much better when your done. Love you Max an Dan an Dusty.😊😅❤🫶🕊👦😺💙😍😁👍
Max having one of his fits again. Listen max don't you know daddy Dan wants to make sure your a healthy bird. You be a good boy. Those doctors and nurses won't hurt you. They care for all pets and animals. Let them take care of you. Understand. Be nice to them and daddy Dan. Debbie Allen indpls ind.
Oh! He does say that occasionally! in one video few years ago, Dan heard it and repeated it. And then I could hear it perfectly. Max still goes on celery salary at 7° (someone mentioned it in the comments above).
Deeply and poetic comentary on life and the meaning of here, existence.. When its a wrap, thats a wrap. And when its a wrap its wraaappaapppt. and a wrap is a wrap. Wow.. Think about that for just a minute, folks.
My niece actually brings the vet to her house so that her cat will not have bad thoughts about being in the carrier he should have happy thoughts being in the carrier because he's going to Grandma and Grandpa's so things could be worse maybe if Max has happy thoughts😮
Max is making speech sounds in speech patterns but it's not real words. The only clear words I've ever heard from him are "Hi Max" and "How you doing?"
My dear, sister friend, I hope that you caught all that.🤭 Thankfully, the toenails' ordeal is over for awhile.🤗 Dear Ellen, I hope your day was all that you hoped it would be, and that continues into the evening. I'm shipping tons of loving, blessed, beautiful prayers your way. 🏡🙏🏻🤠💘🤠💘🤠💘
A few years ago, I had one of Mr. Maxs famous RANTS playing at full volume, on my cellphone as I shopped at Walmart. People were looking everywhere saying, WHATS THAT? DO YOU HEAR IT? WHERES IT COMING FROM? WHAT IS THAT SOUND? It was so funny!
Thank you for sharing that memory. I forget how long I’ve been watching Max on RUclips. I showed Max’s videos a few years ago to a boy I was babysitting one day (six years old) and he wanted to watch Max videos all night.
Our precious Max isn't holding back. Maybe it's a good thing that most of us don't speak Cockatese.🤭 That's really VERY clever that our distressed lad associates the time when Dad Dan comes into the room, with the dreaded event! WOW... At least we know it's over.🤗😍 Hoping Dad Dan, both of our adorable boys, my dear, sister friends, and all the rest of us enjoy a stress-free Saturday. 🏡🙏🏻🤠💘🤠💘🤠💘
@@elizabethjohnson2333 My *beloved, sister, dear Elizabeth, our pets are often so much more aware of, and alert regarding subtle things, than many of us are, I believe. 🏡🙏🏻🤠💘🤠💘🤠💘
@@elizabethjohnson2333 ABSOLUTELY, it's amazing. It's even before the garage door goes up. He doesn't react to anybody else entering that driveway.🤔 💘🤠💘
lol every time a vet visit pops max gets all bent out of shape over it lol I know he doesn’t like getting his nails done but it will help him walk better when doing floor time 😁
I plead the fifth bird lips putting in a good arguments all the reasons why he doesn't need to go to the vet lmaoo the dread carrier the ultimate nemesis of poopy butt 🤣🤣
❤❤❤❤😂 🕊 you are such a good boy and you don't like The word toenail or vet. I ❤️ 😍 you Mr Magoo. Tell Dad the carrier 💩 does not need to be seen first. It is those evil words. 😈 doctor car ride. Daddy I'm too old to get triggered Just luv me. I am a superstar Do ya take Dusty for a ride😮😊😂
Can you imagine how loud a whole flock of wild Cockatoo would be?😮😂😂❤
Here in Australia, they can be deafening and as loud as a jet engine.
Now imagine how loud a whole flock of cockatoos who hate going to the vet would be. 😂
@@tammylaronde8593 🤣🤣
I read Moluccan cockatoos could be heard some 10 miles around. 😮
It would sound like *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*
Such classic Max. That's how I discovered him in the first place...doing his vet rants lol
Same here. That first one Dan posted was beyond famous.
Same
I can't understand him
I think many of us did. Max doesn’t hide his true feelings.
Same
It's "summoning of an elder god from the depths" day, I see.
I swear one of his repeated lines sounds like "i didn't have to do it I didn't have to do it"
He never lets a vet trip go unnoticed!
Max you’re so funny, but then i complain like that too whenever i have to see the dentist.🤣🤣🤣
I agree with every word Max is saying, I don't like going to the Doctors either!!!!😰😰😰
Max needs to chat with my dentist..
Oh no Max, the dreaded visit to the vet. Have a great day everyone. ❤❤❤
I hear: Vet no works🤣🤣🤣
Poor baby
He's a homebody for sure....
He is such a character 😂💙
O -ohhh!! Poor Max! One hundred times fast, Max repeats to his daddy, "I ain't going to the doctor", and then "I ain't going to the vet, ain't going" and finally in massive beak breaking waves of fearful cries, "the doctor makes me a bad boy". Paws on poor Max, feathers all mashed, towels over the beak, and no way to get away! No way! just no way! Stay tuned, maybe we all find out what Max thinks when he get's back from the mauling!
Oh poor Max, toe nail day. It's OK Max daddy Dan will be there. We will be here for when you get home. Max is a big bird, & still growing. Have a good Saturday Dan.
Dear Max, bless him.
He sounds like he talking about the doctor 😂
Wow! Max is telling Daddy all about it! No vet, Daddy!! Even 'summoning the dark Lord' 😂
And that was THAT!
Max bird 😀💙, I feel sorry for you 😢 but it is all for your own good. You grow and prosper in the loving care of your dad 🤗. Unfortunately for you it includes the nail day every once in a while😌. But I am sure it all went well🥰🙏🏼. I hope to see you happy in the next video 😀. I wish you and all fans a good Saturday 😍🦋🐦🌷
My dear, sister friend, you summed it up, very well.🤗 Hopefully, Dad Dan, and our two cuties will have a relaxing weekend. I hope your Saturday is an enjoyable one, dear Aya. Heaps of loving, blessed prayers are crossing the Big Pond, as I write this. ❤ to you, your sister, and 🇫🇮
🌊🏡🙏🏻🤠💘🤠💘🤠💘 ❤🇺🇸
@@rhondaz356 Hello dear sister friend Rhonda 😀🌸. Thanks you, I had a relaxing Saturday and I spend some time outdoors 🤗😶🌫️🌤️. Hoping to meet my crow and magpie friends tomorrow 😀🪶. I hope that your weekend is being easy and that you feel happy 😃. I will send lots of love and prayers to you and your family in 🇺🇸🌺🙏🏼.
@@ayahannabroman2675 My dear, sister friend, I am so happy to hear, that you had a relaxing day, and were able to spend time outside. I bet your feathered friends will be as happy to see you, as you will be to see them, tomorrow.🌲💚🌿 Here's hoping that your night is just as relaxing. Loads of loving, blessed, joyful prayers are sent to you, your sister, and Finland, dear Aya 💙🇫🇮 ... from me, mine, and the 🇺🇸 💙.
🌊🏡🙏🏻💘🤠💘🤠💘🤠 🌞
Hi Max 👋 👋 oh no, a visit to vet 😮 it's ok Max
Les instants vétérinaire de Monsieur Max. Je te soutiens Max dans ta négociation avec ton papa Dan. Bisous à vous deux 🥰
😂 Oui!
He’s talking to you 😂😂😂he’s telling you vets today dad and he means it 😂😂😂
Hang in there Maxwell
You'll be fine ......❤
Aww, we're here for you sweet precious Max, you'll be okay❣🤗🥰
Max says, have them come to the house so i dont have to go out😅
Happy weekend Max Dusty and Dan ♥️♥️♥️
Aw Max, wish I could wave a wand and take care of those toenails. This is so stressful for you, and I'm sure your dad too. Be brave--we all love you and can't wait till you get safely home!❤🩹😘🤗
Baby I understand ❤ you , I know it's not easy for you 😱but it's good for you ❤😉 love you daddy Dan ❤️ 🥰
He thought that it was, and he thoughted it was, and it was it was
he knows something is up! they always do!tell him he's going to the spa instead
I could have sworn Max whispered: "I say my toenail is safe!" at around 3:44 😆
Max you know exactly where you have to go, your not so dumb. That's how I feel when I have to go to doctor. But you'll feel much better when your done. Love you Max an Dan an Dusty.😊😅❤🫶🕊👦😺💙😍😁👍
Goddarnit he's right. No one is listening!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
He is worked up❣🤣👍
So sorry Max. It's that time again. Birdie toe nails grow too much.
I do love your vet day rant, though😅.
It's amazing how he seems to know it's toe nail day
Oh my goodness Max! Tell it like it is!
Max still insists on telling Dad all about it and having a birdie meltdown when it’s toe day!! He has lots of birdie curse words for Daddy!! 🧐😅😂😍🤣
I see that Max's hatred of going to the vet continues on.
Be a good birdie for the vet, Max.
Oh my gosh Max ! Dan cannot get a word in edge way ! 😂 your really going for it 😂 motor mouth .
Dan I hope it all went well at the vets
❤❤❤❤
Max always talks like that when he’s going to the vet 😂😂
I'm not one who likes to see any creature in distress, but I have missed videos like this. Max blames celery for his height, which is priceless!
Oh my goodness ❤️
Max takes things so personally lol
I love him
You may not know what Max is saying, but he sure knows what you are saying. Max is so funny! Luv him.
"It didn't work, I'm not ready for the ride" 🐦🎶Obviously! 🖕🤣
He's smart when he wants to be, and a motorbeak to boot.
Dan did you do something different to the cage? It looks different,😊❤😊looks good!
Max having one of his fits again. Listen max don't you know daddy Dan wants to make sure your a healthy bird. You be a good boy. Those doctors and nurses won't hurt you. They care for all pets and animals. Let them take care of you. Understand. Be nice to them and daddy Dan. Debbie Allen indpls ind.
A Mr. Max meltdown!
This is. Funny
Poor Max gets so upset when he knows he is going to the vet…but it’s SO entertaining…poor thing though 😮😢❤❤❤😊
Heard him say I'm sick of it 😂
Oh! He does say that occasionally! in one video few years ago, Dan heard it and repeated it. And then I could hear it perfectly. Max still goes on celery salary at 7° (someone mentioned it in the comments above).
Poor Maxie! I hope his toenail adventure was uneventful, and he didn't get sick in his carrier. :-(
Deeply and poetic comentary on life and the meaning of here, existence.. When its a wrap, thats a wrap. And when its a wrap its wraaappaapppt. and a wrap is a wrap. Wow.. Think about that for just a minute, folks.
Cockatoos have so much sass.
Oh, the horror ! It’s Toe Nail Day ! Poor Max. Question for Dad, Does Dusty Kitty get his toe nails done by the Vet too ? Just curious.
Max it’s ok! Dan you just got told off. Max says NO VET! 😅 ❤
Max's breast lookes better! New fethers are Gronwing.
Here is something from yesterday what He wants to say
Adorable that youtube thinks it can have a transcript for this
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope,it's not as bad as he makes it out 2 b? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤this lil boy
My niece actually brings the vet to her house so that her cat will not have bad thoughts about being in the carrier he should have happy thoughts being in the carrier because he's going to Grandma and Grandpa's so things could be worse maybe if Max has happy thoughts😮
Vet,rants r the😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
Oh no!
Not THE VET.
And the DREADED CARRIER.
What's wrong Max vet time will be ok take your dinasour with you
I don't blame you Maxwell 😢. I dont like doctors and needles either. 😂❤❤
😂
What's he's speaking???
I'm understanding nothing!!!
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
He's speaking Maxatoo, he's telling us how much he dislikes going to the vet, it's Toenail Day 🤭
@@babysis6.059 Serious??? How did you get it??? Tell me please!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Max speaks fluent “cockatese” 😁
Maxatoo...cockatese...
I can't understand these fluent manifestations!!!
😳😳😳🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
The cockatoo and you drive me crazy...
🙃🙃🙃🙃😛😝😜🤪
Max is making speech sounds in speech patterns but it's not real words. The only clear words I've ever heard from him are "Hi Max" and "How you doing?"
#356👍‼️😘🗣👨🏻🦲🕊🐈‼️
My dear, sister friend, I hope that you caught all that.🤭 Thankfully, the toenails' ordeal is over for awhile.🤗 Dear Ellen, I hope your day was all that you hoped it would be, and that continues into the evening. I'm shipping tons of loving, blessed, beautiful prayers your way.
🏡🙏🏻🤠💘🤠💘🤠💘
@@rhondaz356 ❤️
Does Max only throw this tantrum on toenail day?
Anytime he sees the carrier or senses that it may be vet day
Aah aah aah 😄😄😄
Oh come on Max, your toe nails need a good trim!
Lol some things never change.....what'd you do this time?
Oh, Max, lol. I know it's scary, but you have to take good care of your toenails.
How often does Max need to have his toe nails trimmed?
Every 2 or 3 months.
Is Darth Vader underneath all those feathers?!
Oh no! It’s toe nail day. Poor Maxwell is having a meltdown. Daddy is getting yelled at by Max. ❤️🙏🌹
Hope all went well Dan. Max just does not like going to vet. 🤢♥️👍♥️
Bless him 😂
His constant rants about not wanting to go to the vets never gets old. 😂
And he’s just getting his nails trimmed
never!
Someone get the celery at 7 degrees
I love that voice. Must be from his former ham radio owner when owner was talking on his two way.
Yes. YES!
YES LOL!!!😂❤
Celery or sonuva hahaha
You already know
❤ 🌡️🧊🦜
Max- " I told you last time, I am NOT going back there Ever Again!"
Repeat! Over and over again!
your honor, I've brought my bird attorney to plead on my behalf
Imagine Phoenix Wright trying to interrogate Mr Max
Max was just cursing the day when the first vet clinic was opened.😠
One of 😂😂😂😂😂😂comments ever😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
😂😂
A few years ago, I had one of Mr. Maxs famous RANTS playing at full volume, on my cellphone as I shopped at Walmart. People were looking everywhere saying, WHATS THAT? DO YOU HEAR IT? WHERES IT COMING FROM? WHAT IS THAT SOUND?
It was so funny!
Oh my gosh!😂 my family is not a fan of my playing max loudly, but I don’t care! Max is the best!❤❤❤
Omg, that was YOU???!! 😂
How could anyone not recognize the famous Mr. Max? 🤔😂
Thank you for sharing that memory. I forget how long I’ve been watching Max on RUclips. I showed Max’s videos a few years ago to a boy I was babysitting one day (six years old) and he wanted to watch Max videos all night.
That's hilarious😅.
I love hearing Max talk!! He has so much expression in his conversations with you!!!❤❤
Max's cockatoo sense went off as you were thinking vet trip...uh oh the CARRIER follows..lol😂😂😂😂
After seeing the video of how Max is held and all the work that clipping birdie nails takes, I agree with Max's outbursts! ❤😊
His vet rants are the funniest
Really max then what happened
Our precious Max isn't holding back. Maybe it's a good thing that most of us don't speak Cockatese.🤭 That's really VERY clever that our distressed lad associates the time when Dad Dan comes into the room, with the dreaded event! WOW... At least we know it's over.🤗😍
Hoping Dad Dan, both of our adorable boys, my dear, sister friends, and all the rest of us enjoy a stress-free Saturday.
🏡🙏🏻🤠💘🤠💘🤠💘
Love to these 3 and you Rhon, poor Max.
@@elizabethjohnson2333 My *beloved, sister, dear Elizabeth, our pets are often so much more aware of, and alert regarding subtle things, than many of us are, I believe. 🏡🙏🏻🤠💘🤠💘🤠💘
@@rhondaz356 I know you said Baby Nate knows when it's Ashley coming in the driveway!!
@@elizabethjohnson2333 ABSOLUTELY, it's amazing. It's even before the garage door goes up. He doesn't react to anybody else entering that driveway.🤔 💘🤠💘
I like your: Cockatese 😂. It’s all probably censored😮😬
Would be nice if you had a vet that would come to you. Really stressful for him
A mobile DVM might trim Max's toenails shorter, thereby avoiding such frequent visits. Beneficial results for all involved, especially Max.
That's a great idea, but I do believe house calls from vets are rare, apart from vets who treat livestock such as cows, horses, etc.
@@JaCoCop You can get mobile vets, but maybe they don't have one where Max & Dan live.
lol every time a vet visit pops max gets all bent out of shape over it lol I know he doesn’t like getting his nails done but it will help him walk better when doing floor time 😁
I plead the fifth bird lips putting in a good arguments all the reasons why he doesn't need to go to the vet lmaoo the dread carrier the ultimate nemesis of poopy butt 🤣🤣
Good morning oh boy it's vet day first the Charlie Brown teacher voice then he gonna start his cbc voice and says he eats celery at 7 degrees 😂🤣🤍🤍🤍
Maxwell is the healthiest and most beautiful cockatoo on YT!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
❤❤❤❤😂 🕊 you are such a good boy and you don't like
The word toenail or vet. I ❤️ 😍 you Mr Magoo. Tell Dad the carrier 💩 does not need to be seen first. It is those evil words. 😈 doctor car ride.
Daddy I'm too old to get triggered
Just luv me. I am a superstar
Do ya take Dusty for a ride😮😊😂
BZZZT BZZZT BZZZT!!!
2:55 Play with the dinosaurs? More like he is showing what he would like to do to the vet...
Poor baby🥺
You'll be okay max ❤😊