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Minecraft, But You Have To Breathe Manually
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- Published on Apr 17, 2026
- From breaking the most bedrock to having the LONGEST toenails, these world records are UNBREAKABLE. In this video, I coded your dumb ideas into the worst world records no one will ever beat in Minecraft...
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You should be able to slip on the banana peels too.
Did you see the traps video?
YESSS
That should be in dumb ways to die in Minecraft
@arae1728 exactly
You should be able to choke when inhaling the items
What about the world's longest mustache
The sweeping enchantment would be amazing in vanilla minecraft. Imagine hitting multiple enemies with your sword.
You play Bedrock, don’t you? Just a guess.
@Little_Cub_Animations that was my initial thought, but maybe it’s a joke? I’m not really sure
Either a joke or you play bedrock
@Little_Cub_Animations its a joke about how he added "sweeping" but its already in the game
Kind of like the master sword beam from the legend of zelda.
I wonder would the bedrock one count using a bedrock breaker?
Or crashing bedrock edition?
13:26 incredible!
4:12 Manual Samuel aah gamerule
13:50 firmly grasp it
Being able to eat an entire toe nail made me go oh no 🤣
One step closer to having Manual Samuel in Minecraft
10:10 FINGEES?!
Only some will get it
@leoplayswhittaker772doubt
I added world records to minecraft.
-Fingees, probably.
0:06 TOENAILS?! WHY???!!!
8:52..
The person that made the thumbnail and the person that titled the video are not one and the same because BREATHE HAS AN E AT THE END.
this video made me breathe manually irl
SystemZee should turn himself into a Skeleton, with the mustache
Missed opportunity to break bedrock edition
the inhailing enchantment proves that steves stomach is his inventory
You mean his lungs?
11:17 jujutsu kaisen reference
4:59 you have a nose
Add a system where if you walk on water you slide on it
4:22 Manuel Samuel
11:15
DUDE WTF?!
This video has been presented to me with three different thumbnails and I only clicked it this time because I thought it was a different, new one 😐
10:40 an avarage kira yoshikage journey
4:23 bro forgot he could just edit the drowning settings
Oh hell nah.
1:14 inhaler
😂😂😂😂😂
skeletons just tried WAYYY to hard on the bedrock one so their entire body became bone
The longer the toenails the higher stacks of slow should be applied to the player 😂
1:07 NOO YOU KILLED THEOBALD
Radiation poisoning
I dare you to code dumb ways to fly
10:00 FINGEES MENTIONED!!
REALL😛😛
Not really he didn't say finger boots or any relation to him
If you sneeze you die, you should do that in your next video
Manuel Samuel is a game no one remembers
0:00 the sun looks so cool
Love you bro you make my day better
literally manual samulel
Five Finger Death Punch reference!!
5:05 LITTLE DURRRRRR
insane refresh pull
3:53 make a pillar, stand on top, the high of the pillar has to be at least 3 blocks more than the explosion radius.
Tip: use obsi or ancient debris.
Be save out there❤
We have the same thought
Yo, can you please make a video about the most annoying thing as you say example that you can use if you’re sleeping in my bed, you must wait to fall asleep and then there is a chance to get into a nightmare a.k.a. you get sent to neither without anything only useless, but that says you can’t leave lol
0:50 if sweeping edge was useful:
hey thats me
Imagine if you could try to beat the game... But *~Manually!~*
...if someone gets the reference you get good luck.
Missed opportunity to call it "Disc-om*bop*ulated"
not the 677
At the first second first first I thought see puts bombs in modes bananas
You didn't eat them. D:
I think he did
the ol' Manuel Samuel
the song near 5:05 is so cute :3
Watching these at 1 am after a hard cry is self care
Here's an obscure reference. Take jewels you mine. Throw them at pappets( a bland puppet* part of the reference) and once you do so they turn into a friendly mob. Can be anymob in Minecraft but it is random and is set once a jewel hits the pappet
1:06 NOOOOOO! NOT SALT!!!!!
1:31 BANANAS DON'T GROW ON TREES THEY'RE GIANT PLANTS WITH PSEUDOSTEMS 🤓🤓🤓
Minecraft, but you have to chew manually
"But syszee, why do the bananas explode?!"
Because these bananas have a SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER radiation percentage
An entire kingdom of Noobs.
Perfection as always
Great. Now I’m manually breathing.
So ironically, the "Cylinder of music" is actually how some of the very first audio records were made. And then some intelligent people began making discs, which were far easier to manufacture and store when not in use.
1:07 Theobald the bird
hii
0:45 Magic Archer from clash is now in minecraft
3:00 I see how Mario Party started
Got bored and started watching this in vr
Sweeping legit should be in!
Fun fact that not many people know: the very act of talking causes a _slight_ increase in heartrate, which in turn uses up more oxygen, which in further-turn reduces the amount of time one could hold their breath! :D
4 mins is crazzzzzzyyyyy 😁
11:02 Me who played Lord Farquaad that one time:
1:09 I thought sweeping edge was already a thing
Congratulations you are now manually blinking!
bananas are actually slightly radioactive, so the "without dying" part works irl too!
6:02 KING SAMMY 55
No kingsamme!
Cutting trees in one minute, but a 10% of the tree the tree disappearing
A wither storm that moves so fast explosions go everywhere
I feel like someone needs to introduce this guy to Zedaph.
My fan art keeps getting shown I am so happy!!!!!!!!
you are now breathing manually
for the banana record you just eat 1 banana because ur the first developer to eat bananas
you AWAWAW
Under 1 hour gang
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i think the toenails one might actually be the worst thing he’s added so far oh my word 😭😭😭
Minecraft, but you breathe manually
Damn those tunnels are stupid you're able to cut a whole entire forest with those
0:33 "banan"
Banana
@Unknown__User67-j8d"bana"
U should add u can tame any mobs
26 minutes - its a fresh video
1:03 😊
I wish i could breathe at this moment
i held my breath longer
Love ur video
Not zee making that 67 joke😭
HEY ITS STILL FUNNY
@jesusmarin5421i dont think so
@jesusmarin5421 It wasn't funny when it was first brought into being, it's even more unfunny now.
@jesusmarin5421 no it's not
The meme annoys me, but hey, what about 69? Yea, probably annoying.
wow people are already commenting
5:07 durrr
4:09 Argh do you mind!
13:45 the song
damn i miss yall sm
Remember! Don't forget to breathe!
“WLGP!!” we all say in unison