Jelly and McNuggies

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июл 2024
  • If I had a nickel for every time I feel Jelly called me out starting with "what kind of ____ person" I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
    Also, member to her so she can eat McNuggies (and Sakana can as well).
    Talent:
    ‪@JellyHoshiumi‬
    Video Source:
    [TEKKIT 2] so we back in the mine🌠
    ruclips.net/user/liveRQGjv7Y8...
    #JellyHoshiumi #JellyAlive #phaseclips #phaseconnect
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Комментарии • 98

  • @wombatonsteroids
    @wombatonsteroids Месяц назад +338

    "Keep Yourself Safe" 😂

  • @FriendlyArchpriest
    @FriendlyArchpriest Месяц назад +308

    Fishman made an Artistic Entertainer Retirement Home/Coffee Company just to fuel his gacha addiction, now that's dedication.

  • @MadGeneral
    @MadGeneral Месяц назад +319

    I love my legally obtained copy of photoshop 7 that, for reasons I will not disclose, can never be permitted to have access to the internet.

    • @trevorpeterson6803
      @trevorpeterson6803 Месяц назад +124

      Don't worry my Photoshop is Amish too

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion Месяц назад +77

      It is morally correct to pirate Adobe now anyway.

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 Месяц назад

      always has been ​@@OneBiasedOpinion

    • @Tree_64
      @Tree_64 Месяц назад +2

      What are the advantages of photoshop 7 over modern gimp?

    • @Tree_64
      @Tree_64 Месяц назад

      What are the advantages of photoshop 7 over modern gimp?

  • @llamaa967
    @llamaa967 Месяц назад +137

    - Jelly: So you want me to lie about sales pitch. First point: "I would really appreciate your support". She actually hates us jellySob!

  • @d0ntfeedphil447
    @d0ntfeedphil447 Месяц назад +179

    Invest in Jelly Stocks so the starwoman can get all the mcnuggets and play Minecraft.

  • @-Wave-ol
    @-Wave-ol Месяц назад +80

    That noise she makes is so funny XD

  • @MarrisonJerico
    @MarrisonJerico Месяц назад +104

    RVE congratulations for the clipping contest 2024 you truly deserve that

  • @crissblack478
    @crissblack478 Месяц назад +61

    0:31 that's the result of all the smoking

    • @Jus10Ed
      @Jus10Ed Месяц назад +1

      Or the grudge.

  • @behindthesmile1276
    @behindthesmile1276 Месяц назад +48

    Allowing Jelly to buy nuggets? I mean at least we know she's eating something

    • @darrkhunter96
      @darrkhunter96 Месяц назад +10

      Eating them is a waste, nuggets are investment for a future.

    • @Shatter987
      @Shatter987 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@darrkhunter96Cryptonuggets? Nuggetcoins?

  • @Voltlighter
    @Voltlighter Месяц назад +34

    No one told little bro that it's always morally right to pirate adobe products

  • @Wyndstrom
    @Wyndstrom Месяц назад +51

    That’s a lot of McNuggies!

  • @AshersAesera
    @AshersAesera Месяц назад +29

    RVE catching strays xD
    10 McNuggies!!
    For only $5 a month you could feed a Jelly today!

  • @placeholder5479
    @placeholder5479 Месяц назад +45

    Im sold. Gotta invest in Jelly stock now.

  • @kimchijam
    @kimchijam Месяц назад +33

    how nice of jelly to tell fishman to keep himself safe

  • @t-4349
    @t-4349 Месяц назад +8

    Only in Phase can you tell your boss to kill himself and still be employed

  • @hirotakasugi4891
    @hirotakasugi4891 Месяц назад +13

    “Bad at pitching myself.”
    Jerry. Just like, like the audition.

  • @PaprikaX33
    @PaprikaX33 Месяц назад +8

    Keep yourself safe is actually far more threatening, as the traditional meaning doesn't imply action, and you just wish for the listener to do it themself. Meanwhile "keep yourself safe" implies there are actions being taken or planned.

  • @Vedues
    @Vedues Месяц назад +9

    Chat: Say what's good about yourself.
    Jerry: Oh, so you want me to lie!

  • @howdyhamster
    @howdyhamster Месяц назад +9

    I almost expected the sales pitch to just be "awawawawa awawawa"

    • @RandomVtuberEdits
      @RandomVtuberEdits  Месяц назад +2

      was one of the 10 things I thought of

    • @luckytanuki5449
      @luckytanuki5449 Месяц назад

      @@howdyhamster That was chats sales pitch for her lol. Dare I say it's just as good as the nuggies XD

    • @luminous3558
      @luminous3558 Месяц назад

      In that moment its hard to think of anything.

  • @darkjackl999
    @darkjackl999 Месяц назад +5

    "you'll help me buy mcnuggies every month"
    People appreciate honesty like that ;)

  • @DrunknBraindead
    @DrunknBraindead Месяц назад +22

    I totally bought my version of photoshop and acrobat. Yes and I dont update them because I like the way they are and not because of other reasons.

    • @Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism
      @Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism Месяц назад +6

      How they killed Flash was the final straw. I understand dropping support, but they stealth updated the last several versions with a self-destruct trigger and then worked to destroy archives of older versions. Evil Orwellian behavior.

  • @Crimson522
    @Crimson522 Месяц назад +29

    5 seconds into the clip and jerry is already getting based. Also congrats on the win RVE!

  • @darkmega97
    @darkmega97 Месяц назад +10

    Sakana is married to that gacha grind

  • @LunarEdge7
    @LunarEdge7 Месяц назад +10

    Keep Yourself Safe LOL
    Love your edits fr man

  • @luckytanuki5449
    @luckytanuki5449 Месяц назад +4

    I made it in a RVE clip mom, Pog. Like for the mcnuggies.

  • @chelsdollhousehoney2689
    @chelsdollhousehoney2689 Месяц назад +7

    Investing in Jerry stocks LETS GO

  • @castform57
    @castform57 Месяц назад +5

    Always a funny alternative is Kuopio university hospital, since its official name is the initials of Kuopion Yliopistollinen Sairaala.

  • @jintaiyagyou
    @jintaiyagyou Месяц назад +8

    Homestuck Jelly got me cackling dude

  • @davidmartinez-re9qg
    @davidmartinez-re9qg Месяц назад +8

    Alright I'm sold this Tea kettle is to adorable must buy membership to support the Nuggies Fund

  • @MrLalabai
    @MrLalabai Месяц назад +7

    Keep Yourself Safe is great, I'll be taking that

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar Месяц назад +5

    _"Member if you want the coolest chain-smoking kawaii uwu sad girl in the whole asylum, yeah baby. CHECK IT OUT"_
    -- *Jerry Ashiumi, tabun* (?)

  • @notyuu520
    @notyuu520 Месяц назад +5

    LOL The sudden BGM volume increase killed me 😂

  • @LowtusMob
    @LowtusMob Месяц назад +2

    Jelly roasting Abode's pricing is even funnier after the lawsuit lmao

  • @Volthoom
    @Volthoom Месяц назад +4

    To be fair to Jelly, i think most even vaguely-introverted people would get stunned over a blatant and umprompted "hey, pitch yourself to me" question. It's like "hey, tell a joke", i don't fucking know, a dude walked into a bar and said ouch? I'm not an LLM i cant generate bad humor on command :D.

  • @toawing
    @toawing Месяц назад +4

    I will invest in this kettle

  • @edsheeranahmet6572
    @edsheeranahmet6572 Месяц назад +10

    10 MCNUGGIES? FOR 5 BUCKS? IM IN

    • @Pers0n97
      @Pers0n97 Месяц назад +6

      She is showing her age, she remember 5 buck 10 nuggies and giant burgers at 5.

    • @Volthoom
      @Volthoom Месяц назад

      @@Pers0n97 Isn't Jelly like...uhh...Malaysian? I don't remember exactly but i think its somewhere SEA-ish.

    • @Pers0n97
      @Pers0n97 Месяц назад

      @@Volthoom 🤔Good question. She does sound slightly... indoish?
      But I think she is canadian... maybe.

  • @Tunkkis
    @Tunkkis Месяц назад +4

    Not a pitcher? She must be a catcher, then!

  • @bigsmoke6675
    @bigsmoke6675 Месяц назад +4

    Investing all my assets in the IJMF or International Jelly Mcnuggie Fund as i type this

  • @KuroRingo-rv3ct
    @KuroRingo-rv3ct Месяц назад +2

    May sakana do as jelly say's... Keep yourself safe fishy fishman !

  • @kuronekogamer2065
    @kuronekogamer2065 Месяц назад +2

    I expect Jelly to eat 10-pack mcnuggies multiplied by *insert memberships* every month.

  • @SirPucklebottom
    @SirPucklebottom Месяц назад +2

    Wow, what a turn-around time on this clip. You must be the most omni-present lurker I've ever seen

  • @LuminaryPhoenix
    @LuminaryPhoenix Месяц назад +2

    That pitch sale was immaculate

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat Месяц назад +5

    I dunno, just do whatever works for you if you want to. - Jelly

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 Месяц назад +3

    Jelly’s short haired model is too cute.

  • @GrandIronTarkus
    @GrandIronTarkus Месяц назад +5

    Remember RVE it is morally justified to pirate adobe software

  • @noirhelios
    @noirhelios Месяц назад +3

    Ngl, real tempted to join Starknights now lol

  • @ICKY427
    @ICKY427 Месяц назад +2

    For the Nug!
    if anyone knows that reference, we're friends.

  • @TheLad196
    @TheLad196 18 дней назад +1

    Chain smoker?
    Pathological liar?
    Possibly a psychopath?
    Tells his boss to kill himself???
    That's my oshi right there, proud to be a starknight

  • @silvialuzmia
    @silvialuzmia Месяц назад +4

    aight

  • @tl1326
    @tl1326 Месяц назад +18

    imagine if you got adobe because you wanted to make better jelly clips haha….
    unless?

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 Месяц назад +4

    Where is she getting 10 mcnuggies for $5 in this economy?

  • @avidbyter
    @avidbyter Месяц назад +2

    I keep forgetting her discord avatar is Homestuck also, "Keep Yourself Safe" 😂

  • @1wakuralain
    @1wakuralain Месяц назад +3

    Homestuck Jelly is a perfect jelly.

  • @TheMrPandaGamer1
    @TheMrPandaGamer1 Месяц назад +6

    IMAGINE NOT PIRATING ADOBE

  • @GamerMcBaggin
    @GamerMcBaggin Месяц назад +4

    she lies so easily

  • @user-pp6vl3vb1t
    @user-pp6vl3vb1t Месяц назад +4

    Jelly and Henya collab when for the double kettle action?

  • @youngthinker1
    @youngthinker1 Месяц назад +2

    Member to join the cult and make your computer gain life

  • @harveyhans
    @harveyhans Месяц назад +14

    why would you pay for adobe lmao

    • @RandomVtuberEdits
      @RandomVtuberEdits  Месяц назад +15

      I can still use my student discount is my reasoning.

    • @harveyhans
      @harveyhans Месяц назад +9

      @@RandomVtuberEdits fair enough

  • @maidenless_alan5136
    @maidenless_alan5136 Месяц назад +5

    Wait, RVE, did you actually pay for Adobe?

  • @failp1ayer435
    @failp1ayer435 Месяц назад +2

    Jerry 🗣🧢🧢🧢

  • @elneco4654
    @elneco4654 Месяц назад +1

    1:02 so she did a cover of ONE GAME?

  • @bituniverse8677
    @bituniverse8677 Месяц назад +1

    Brother, why are you still on Adobe?

  • @Cuwop2
    @Cuwop2 Месяц назад +2

    💀💀💀💀

  • @Somerled_Pox
    @Somerled_Pox Месяц назад +3

    RVE remember to pirate adobe software next time

  • @minecraftreports
    @minecraftreports Месяц назад +2

    where do you get 10 mcnuggies for 5$ nowadays

  • @henriquepacheco7473
    @henriquepacheco7473 Месяц назад +1

    Why would you pay for adobe when you can pirate it for free? Like, if there's one software company that doesn't deserve your money it's Adobe. I get if you were, like, an actual corporate entity, then pirating it for your regular operations would get dicey, but if you're just a dude why the hell do it?

  • @RiskOfBaer
    @RiskOfBaer Месяц назад +3

    It feels weird to be the reason for the existence of the clip, I just said as an offhand joke that she pitched herself to sakana so she should be able to do this. And it spawned this whole bit. Amazing.

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 Месяц назад +2

    People....buy...photoshop?

  • @keycrafter7471
    @keycrafter7471 Месяц назад +1

    Pirate adobe it's better

  • @toufusoup
    @toufusoup Месяц назад +4

    0:43 she could’ve said 10 other things here but said 100 things instead by not saying anything
    We love Jelly. Also I hope that $5 can actually buy her a 10-piece, that shit costs $6.39 just a la carte here 🫠