10 Reasons Lifting is a Religion

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @alexanderlindgren9080
    @alexanderlindgren9080 7 лет назад +7092

    Dom the type of dude to flex in a family photo

    • @marcotrunzo
      @marcotrunzo 7 лет назад +149

      lolll this made me actually laugh out loud!

    • @kehr2019
      @kehr2019 7 лет назад +43

      Reminds me of my brother

    • @larkus95
      @larkus95 7 лет назад +207

      Dont we all?

    • @Sean-zz2lj
      @Sean-zz2lj 7 лет назад +22

      Someone already commented this a while back, this guy is a thief

    • @dariusb1019
      @dariusb1019 7 лет назад +1

      Alexander Lindgren geras:)

  • @tyler7992
    @tyler7992 7 лет назад +2897

    Dom's one of the few people on RUclips who can say whatever he wants and not get shit about it

    • @Ellz125
      @Ellz125 7 лет назад +1

      Troy Lancer

    • @091MW2
      @091MW2 7 лет назад +2

      Ellz125

    • @cedriccrosby1049
      @cedriccrosby1049 7 лет назад +8

      Troy Lancer shut your mouth

    • @Thestraightpath3
      @Thestraightpath3 7 лет назад +82

      Don't forget filthy frank

    • @h.w.2860
      @h.w.2860 7 лет назад +44

      He doesn't make enough videos to get a lot of attention.

  • @alexbonesjones7570
    @alexbonesjones7570 7 лет назад +2865

    Our father, who lifts in heaven,
    Hallowed be thy gains,
    Thy swole be come,
    Chest will be done,
    On earth, as it lifts in heaven,
    Give us this day our daily pump,
    And forgive us our rest days,
    As we have also forgiven our spotters,
    And lead us not into cross-fit,
    But deliver us from leg day,
    Wheymen.

    • @alexbonesjones7570
      @alexbonesjones7570 7 лет назад +93

      Thank you lord Dom for showing me the whey

    • @jpracing893
      @jpracing893 7 лет назад +29

      Jake Theundefeated wheymen

    • @WorldWideWong
      @WorldWideWong 7 лет назад +29

      yah-whey

    • @shellc83
      @shellc83 7 лет назад +1

      Jake Theundefeated lololol

    • @kalkassem
      @kalkassem 7 лет назад +1

      Jake Theundefeated hahahahahahahahahah

  • @Primathys
    @Primathys 7 лет назад +3852

    If lifting is a religion, Bradley Martyn is an atheist.

    • @JoshConder
      @JoshConder 6 лет назад +85

      So is Brad Castleberry.

    • @CalebTheSchmuck
      @CalebTheSchmuck 5 лет назад +50

      Why hasn’t dom pinned this yet

    • @jackduggan2432
      @jackduggan2432 5 лет назад +43

      @@CalebTheSchmuck Bro its been 2 years he isnt pinning it😂

    • @mcgruff157
      @mcgruff157 4 года назад +4

      That's why he's in the hospital right now

    • @anthonywchavez
      @anthonywchavez 3 года назад +5

      @@jackduggan2432 it’s been 4 years. Still ain’t pin shit

  • @alsdjflaksjghalklaks
    @alsdjflaksjghalklaks 7 лет назад +2628

    Another reason why lifting is a religion: all gains are tax free

    • @jaybelle532
      @jaybelle532 7 лет назад +10

      alsdjflaksjghalklaks that's good

    • @Fightxtoxdream
      @Fightxtoxdream 7 лет назад +5

      alsdjflaksjghalklaks incredible

    • @fernando9260
      @fernando9260 6 лет назад +22

      No, they are not, you pay by gaining fat

    • @SlashPanther
      @SlashPanther 6 лет назад +25

      Tax free like America is tax-free. Suboptimal protein synthesis, stress, lack of sleep, and jacking off to too much lobster porn all affect the gains son.

    • @SpicyDaddy16
      @SpicyDaddy16 5 лет назад +3

      You tax your CNS

  • @MKAngeletti
    @MKAngeletti 7 лет назад +806

    "No one can agree on shit. But one thing is certain, everybody is wrong - except you". Humanity in a nutshell.

  • @gray1370
    @gray1370 7 лет назад +3999

    if lifting is a religion,
    Bradley Martin is an atheist

  • @smooothest
    @smooothest 7 лет назад +3925

    Jesus Christ and his loyal Bisciples

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 7 лет назад +1687

    Our Arnold who art in California,
    hallowed be thy name.
    Thy kingdom come.
    Thy will be done
    in the mirror as it is on stage.
    Give us this day our daily protein shake,
    and forgive us our cheat days,
    as we forgive those who eat **** all around us,
    and lead us not into temptation,
    but deliver us from high G.I and transfat.
    For thine is the kingdom,
    and the power, and the glory,
    for ever and ever.
    Amen.

  • @lifebylosh
    @lifebylosh 7 лет назад +813

    Swoly Bible needs to be in every hotel room nightstand in America.

    • @ryandavis6660
      @ryandavis6660 6 лет назад +5

      And the UK

    • @zimzimal8547
      @zimzimal8547 5 лет назад +9

      Alyosha Ezhevsky nah cos then there’s gonna be loads more dudes and fit chicks knowing how to get more jacked and so therefore more competition

    • @tetsumeaoepaidowha8394
      @tetsumeaoepaidowha8394 4 года назад +1

      Not just America, EVERYWHERE

  • @roemer024
    @roemer024 7 лет назад +725

    Father Dom: Lift up your dumbbells
    We lift them up for the gains.

    • @jakubobrycki8947
      @jakubobrycki8947 7 лет назад +8

      bruh

    • @drrckcch0
      @drrckcch0 7 лет назад +8

      Chad Roemer Can I get a rep in the name of our savior the swoly spirit !

    • @randall96
      @randall96 7 лет назад +1

      Chad Roemer.... It is right to give him reps and gainz

  • @alfredbornefalk1404
    @alfredbornefalk1404 7 лет назад +549

    The whole video was like a big commercial for the Swoly Bible, yet I enjoyed every second of watching it haha

    • @h.w.2860
      @h.w.2860 7 лет назад +3

      It's the second video he's done advertising his book. The last video was before Halloween and it was also just another advertisement to sell his book, ads back to back. I think that's why there are so many dislikes.

    • @h.w.2860
      @h.w.2860 7 лет назад

      I would hope he can get a decent book out. Especially because he hasn't done anything else besides argue with Bradley over who is the prettiest. Where the hell is Gian? Did he find a better job and take most of the good stuff with him? They had a channel together, look it up! Mike & Gian "Dom Mazzetti vs." It has even more funny shit! What we see now pales in comparison. Now he's salesman that can only sprinkle a few jokes over the turds he's trying to sell us.

    • @h.w.2860
      @h.w.2860 7 лет назад

      C Wilson -Let me put this in the right terms. His previous works/skits had all the makings of him becoming an Alpha. Now he's turning himself into a Beta.
      If you saw how good it use to be you'd be disappointed too. There were more videos, sharp as fuck social and pop culture commentary. Now the comedy is weaker and overly reliant on inside jokes. There has to be some kind of balance between familiar jokes and fresh material. That way new viewers and subscribers can also get drawn in. Unless he wants to *stay small*.
      Maybe there is a simple explanation like he just had a kid, that would make sense. People have lives. Honestly I think the L.A. scene has just drawn 'em away.
      Sorry I'm going to unsubscribe maybe if I come back in a few months it will be funny again.

    • @ColoradoStreaming
      @ColoradoStreaming 7 лет назад +8

      I think people are missing the fact that is part of the whole joke where
      it all leads up to him being a douche and making it all be about his
      book. Its like his beef jerky plug where he had a backpack full of cash.
      The Halloween skit was lacking but this one was fire all the way
      though.

    • @h.w.2860
      @h.w.2860 7 лет назад

      ColoradoStreaming -This is really just a rehash of the previous video. I think they just didn't bother with making a script for this one and thought "Hey! What if we actually tried making our previous video funny?" So it's really like they took maybe a month and a half for one possibly decent video.
      This channel has gotten weak and now it's so glaringly obvious I can't ignore it. There are other channels that work harder and they also sell their shit. They put out soooo much more content and a good part of it is actually entertaining!
      Is this going to turn it to a debate *against* doing better in a competitive environment? I didn't think this was the place where we give *participation trophies*.

  • @mindbodymike1050
    @mindbodymike1050 7 лет назад +320

    I just finished reading the Swoly Bible and immediately gained 10 lbs of muscle.
    Thank you Father Dom for these gains

  • @KTheStruggler
    @KTheStruggler 7 лет назад +227

    The Church of Iron, The Mosque of Muscle, the Temple of Temptation

    • @sereysothe.a
      @sereysothe.a 7 лет назад +35

      the Synagogue of Strength,

    • @sereysothe.a
      @sereysothe.a 7 лет назад +7

      Temple of Test seems more fitting

    • @ShigginDaulf
      @ShigginDaulf 7 лет назад +52

      The Temple of Testosterone

    • @ProStateExaminer
      @ProStateExaminer 7 лет назад +4

      +Cam Neily
      Sounds like a prison to me honestly.

    • @23Khameo
      @23Khameo 7 лет назад +2

      The Temple of Gains?

  • @alirocksize
    @alirocksize 7 лет назад +404

    can we all agree that this was one of the best pieces of product placement ever xD

  • @oafkad
    @oafkad 7 лет назад +488

    I have the book but holy shit. I'm grabbing that on audible the moment it is ready. The entire time I've been reading this in your voice, now I can cut out the middle mental man.

  • @ImaWreckU
    @ImaWreckU 7 лет назад +1711

    Dom looks like he put on 20 pounds since the last video. Bradley needs to get serious if he wants to reach Dom's size.

  • @bachelorsensei9437
    @bachelorsensei9437 4 года назад +50

    Bro's prayer before sleeping:
    Our father, who lifts in heaven,
    Hallowed be thy veins,
    Thy gym doth come,
    Thy will be done on arms, as it is on lats and chest,
    Give us today our daily gains, and forgive us from our cheat days,
    As we forgive those who cross-fit against us,
    Lead us not into cardio, but deliver us from bulking,
    For now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord these gains to keep,
    The swole and the glory, forever and ever,
    Wheymen.

  • @00pepexxx
    @00pepexxx 7 лет назад +261

    DONALD PUMP! Make America STRONG Again!

    • @tireman2319
      @tireman2319 7 лет назад +31

      Pepex make America Swole again

    • @rogelio.reynaga7636
      @rogelio.reynaga7636 7 лет назад +5

      Pepex make America GAIN again!

    • @TheBigboy181
      @TheBigboy181 7 лет назад

      make America crossfit again......

    • @tireman2319
      @tireman2319 7 лет назад +8

      Phenomenon Tech CrossFit is for guys who go and after a circle jerk every friday

    • @TodunOlusola
      @TodunOlusola 7 лет назад

      Pepex swole again

  • @viggy1890
    @viggy1890 7 лет назад +764

    Spit out my oatmeal from laughing when he showed brad as 100% bodyfat

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 года назад

      #StraightFax
      #BradleyWho?
      #UncleDom
      #Brofessor

  • @xavlionheart
    @xavlionheart 7 лет назад +391

    I've never seen an author do that to his own book.

    • @enzantakeshita8838
      @enzantakeshita8838 7 лет назад +15

      I mean, as long as it's just a copy and not the original manuscript, he can do whatever he wants to it.

    • @PrimeBizzef
      @PrimeBizzef 7 лет назад +54

      Enzan Takeshita It's his book, he can do whatever the fuck he wants with the original manuscript

    • @h.w.2860
      @h.w.2860 7 лет назад +67

      Well the more books he destroys, the more he will have to buy and the more books he can claim he sold.

    • @therunningman761
      @therunningman761 7 лет назад +17

      so he pays himself?

  • @MrSafa61
    @MrSafa61 7 лет назад +446

    they dont pay me if I dont say it twice 😂

    • @HutchWordsworth
      @HutchWordsworth 7 лет назад +9

      MrSafa61 lol, I read this comment as he said it

    • @jeremyrivera7615
      @jeremyrivera7615 7 лет назад +3

      Hutch Wordsworth. Dead ass read yours then read his as he was saying it

    • @HutchWordsworth
      @HutchWordsworth 7 лет назад +2

      Jeremy Rivera
      Lmfao synchronization baby! lol

  • @lukeg9382
    @lukeg9382 7 лет назад +125

    Last time I was this early I was doing reps for Moses

  • @imnotyourdoctor8134
    @imnotyourdoctor8134 7 лет назад +614

    Wtf who would dislike this uncle DOM?
    Oh yhea the fucking gains atheist. (Bradley Martín and his 111 fake you tube accounts)

    • @unknownd1852
      @unknownd1852 7 лет назад

      Javier Bonn now 123

    • @shparto1118
      @shparto1118 7 лет назад +2

      +Kojo Da Kid The dislike number is going to increase all the time, don't destroy this brilliant joke by being a fucking dumbass

    • @h.w.2860
      @h.w.2860 7 лет назад

      omg...

    • @karrikgaming7287
      @karrikgaming7287 7 лет назад

      Do Dom and Bradly Martin have beef with each other?

    • @iliketohearmenmoaning
      @iliketohearmenmoaning 7 лет назад

      LOL

  • @wherecreaturescollide1428
    @wherecreaturescollide1428 7 лет назад +641

    Dude: what religion are you?
    Me: I believe in Scientology
    Dude: what?
    Me: BROScientology 😎
    Me: starts reppin out curls

  • @marktappaz6593
    @marktappaz6593 7 лет назад +196

    so i was at the docs office and he was explaining some medical terms i wasnt to sure of. so im scratching my head trying to understand him and he said i was bipolar. i look at my arm and say thanks doc, i didnt think you would have known that. i mean do you even lift? walked out feeling great about myself. but suddenly got depressed thinking about leg day. funny how fast your mood can change

  • @tribescenario2022
    @tribescenario2022 7 лет назад +835

    Knees weak arms are heavy
    Theres vomit on his sweater already
    Dom Mazzetti

    • @jimvanderheijden2
      @jimvanderheijden2 7 лет назад +8

      Tribe Scenario Daaamn

    • @insert6190
      @insert6190 6 лет назад +3

      Holy shit dude that’s the best comment I’ve seen today

    • @muncher1753
      @muncher1753 6 лет назад +2

      Well fucking done

    • @karthikeyasharma7809
      @karthikeyasharma7809 4 года назад +1

      Knees weak arms are heavy
      Theres protein on his tank already
      Dom Mazetti...

    • @JoseRamirez-yh2ll
      @JoseRamirez-yh2ll 4 года назад

      @LathanMosesEchols stfu you peasant

  • @marviyeremia9612
    @marviyeremia9612 7 лет назад +38

    Pure gold. i wonder if some television network would be interested in making a tv series with Dom as the protagonist...

    • @hugom2418
      @hugom2418 7 лет назад +15

      Marvi Yeremia more like Brotagonist

    • @therunningman761
      @therunningman761 7 лет назад

      I'm pretty sure he was in Madea Made a Boo! I haven't seen the movie but I will now!

    • @dossdipstv9322
      @dossdipstv9322 7 лет назад

      Marvi Yeremia hes in the new madea movie lol the halloween one

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel 7 лет назад +1

      no

    • @dossdipstv9322
      @dossdipstv9322 7 лет назад

      He is forsure. Hes blowing up

  • @AroraTv
    @AroraTv 7 лет назад +442

    Dom the type of dude to go to the gym on a Sunday morning claiming its his church

  • @jimbowimbo3796
    @jimbowimbo3796 7 лет назад +194

    Time to do preacher curls

  • @larsharmsen7865
    @larsharmsen7865 7 лет назад +547

    In 4 years I'll be voting for Donald Pump...

    • @MikeG82
      @MikeG82 7 лет назад +62

      in 4 years i'll be lifting a clinTON

    • @bleotiu
      @bleotiu 4 года назад +10

      The time is near

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 года назад +13

      Here we go boys, only 8 more months until we vote for Uncle Dom

    • @user-hi3gm7kh5e
      @user-hi3gm7kh5e 4 года назад +6

      It’s almost time

    • @danielerrico7411
      @danielerrico7411 4 года назад +4

      Almost time 💪🏻

  • @Antichamplol
    @Antichamplol 7 лет назад +73

    God this shit gets stupider and stupider but I keep laughing harder and harder.

  • @buttox
    @buttox 7 лет назад +164

    Brad never goes to church

  • @Serlith
    @Serlith 7 лет назад +376

    Wheymen.

  • @Brawler_Baddies
    @Brawler_Baddies 7 лет назад +63

    When said "Feeling guilty about premarital hooker sex? Go to church." I immediately thought, "How does going to the gym help me get over that?" But he meant actual church...

    • @henryxiao7083
      @henryxiao7083 3 года назад

      Yo you actually needa repent tf is yo channel, down horrendous.

    • @jygllic5197
      @jygllic5197 3 года назад

      @@henryxiao7083 you're the one who clicked sinner

    • @henryxiao7083
      @henryxiao7083 3 года назад

      @@jygllic5197 You got me there haha

    • @Brawler_Baddies
      @Brawler_Baddies 3 года назад

      @@henryxiao7083 No

  • @Mrvivaalgeria123
    @Mrvivaalgeria123 7 лет назад +141

    lol did he just chug half a tub of preworkout

    • @marekparek7662
      @marekparek7662 6 лет назад +9

      I would rather die than do that.

    • @marekparek7662
      @marekparek7662 6 лет назад +16

      Maaaaan what the fuck you are real genius.

  • @drewkocak
    @drewkocak 7 лет назад +56

    holy fuck that pope trenaddict scene, I'm fucking rolling

  • @warhawg9564
    @warhawg9564 7 лет назад +83

    This was by far the weirdest BroScience video 😂 love it

  • @ViciousAthletics
    @ViciousAthletics 7 лет назад +127

    He our God turned water into protein shakes 🙏

  • @jigglybros4925
    @jigglybros4925 7 лет назад +42

    I sacrificed my spotter after my daily lifting prayer for maximum gains

  • @patrickfleenor8133
    @patrickfleenor8133 7 лет назад +42

    This is seriously one of his best.

  • @BradleyMartynOnline
    @BradleyMartynOnline 7 лет назад +900

    SQUAD

    • @ezakgodofpower3461
      @ezakgodofpower3461 7 лет назад +437

      Bradley Martyn
      Nobody responded to you in 8 minute despite all your subscribers.
      That's sad.
      They probably didn't see you because you're so small.

    • @Mroreosniper
      @Mroreosniper 7 лет назад +1

      Bradley Martyn lololol

    • @wettersocks
      @wettersocks 7 лет назад

      SQUADDD

    • @jujn6215
      @jujn6215 7 лет назад +142

      Bradley Martyn 100% body fat

    • @tombarnes6311
      @tombarnes6311 7 лет назад

      Hey, bae!

  • @purpleprinc3
    @purpleprinc3 7 лет назад +67

    ...I live in Saudi Arabia and at the gym you have to stop working out during prayer time...I really want to bring some dumbbells into the prayer room and lift as I pray...

    • @adammesheia
      @adammesheia 7 лет назад +17

      I has to do that when I was Muslim , but I tolled them the only God there is the gym God and his prophet is gains

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel 7 лет назад +28

      Alah Akbar-bell

    • @Effect-Without-Cause
      @Effect-Without-Cause 7 лет назад +10

      You mean they make you stop proper praying for some fake bullshit?

    • @yesete777
      @yesete777 7 лет назад +4

      you know it is possible to be respectful of other cultures right?

    • @ab-hx8bi
      @ab-hx8bi 5 лет назад

      Which gym did you go to?

  • @silverwarrior461
    @silverwarrior461 7 лет назад +722

    I use the cross Jesus was crucified on to bench.

    • @nathanbxn
      @nathanbxn 5 лет назад +1

      I see you everywhere. On larry wheels videos too. Haha lol

    • @vimtodank9636
      @vimtodank9636 5 лет назад +7

      That’s too far

    • @matthewjimenez205
      @matthewjimenez205 5 лет назад +14

      Will Chik pussyyyyy

    • @MrBranboom
      @MrBranboom 4 года назад +12

      Jesus died on the cable cross for your gains.

    • @nasirbone979
      @nasirbone979 4 года назад

      @@MrBranboom why cant i like things more than once.

  • @imnotjackson5555
    @imnotjackson5555 7 лет назад +93

    "that 1 piece of chocolate into 100% body fat" *picture of Bradley Martin*

  • @Jose-rc3dl
    @Jose-rc3dl 4 года назад +7

    "Guilt is the motivator"
    That one hit close to home Father Dom.

  • @1youtubehero428
    @1youtubehero428 7 лет назад +63

    The 10 Gainmandments of the Swoly bible

  • @nanchoparty
    @nanchoparty 7 лет назад +29

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the lord these gains I keep
    If I should die before I wake
    A pic of me, the lord, please take
    amen

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 7 лет назад +158

    If lifting is a religion, what is cheat day?

    • @dylandonges3345
      @dylandonges3345 7 лет назад +21

      TheTsugnawmi2010 its sunday when all the ass hole show up. leg day is like the Wednesday night dinner that no one shows up to.

    • @TheTsugnawmi2010
      @TheTsugnawmi2010 7 лет назад +3

      dylan donges If Lifting is Catholicism then Leg Day is like Rastafarianism. They're both basically the same religion but no one has ever heard of the second one.

    • @TheTsugnawmi2010
      @TheTsugnawmi2010 7 лет назад +11

      +Soul legend Satanism would be the smith machine, cross fit and yoga. Basically anything that actively undoes gains and replaces it with something else. Anyone who tells you to get on a smith machine is a false prophet

    • @gogleplusisshit1317
      @gogleplusisshit1317 7 лет назад +2

      +TheTsugnawmi2010 Damn bro you're starting to sound like a powerlifter AKA fatfuck

    • @GazmanOfficial
      @GazmanOfficial 7 лет назад

      Saturday nights

  • @SilverStackers
    @SilverStackers 7 лет назад +43

    "turn your body into a hard lumpy meat statue..WHY THO?" LMAO

  • @Leo-yn5fx
    @Leo-yn5fx 7 лет назад +23

    Dom the type of dude to say he flexed his face instead of saying smile.

  • @adam11172
    @adam11172 7 лет назад +20

    6:50 20 minutes into netflix and chill and he makes this face at you

  • @Polandsyndromebodybuilding
    @Polandsyndromebodybuilding 7 лет назад +60

    This girl asked me what my favourite cuisine is.
    She doesn't know I'm a gym rat. What do I say?

    • @bobbobby7093
      @bobbobby7093 7 лет назад

      whats that like a french Guido ???

    • @DietPropharah
      @DietPropharah 7 лет назад

      Poland syndrome bodybuilding Lungesanga

    • @JosefigGaming
      @JosefigGaming 7 лет назад +102

      If she doesn't know you're a gym rat just by looking at you you're doing something wrong.
      Lose the chick, hit the gym.

    • @DTRONBEATZ
      @DTRONBEATZ 7 лет назад

      Poland syndrome bodybuilding you can tell her you workout at the gym and she probably notices that you like to workout you should invite her to workout with you😎

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 7 лет назад +93

      "she doesnt know im a gym rat"
      then you clearly arent a gym rat

  • @matthewvandenelst7134
    @matthewvandenelst7134 7 лет назад +14

    This was just one big commercial for The Swoly Bible. And I ain't even mad about that.

  • @marcotrunzo
    @marcotrunzo 7 лет назад +12

    Preach Father Brofessor! This gospel is straight from the Swoly Bible!

  • @jakedifatta
    @jakedifatta 7 лет назад +92

    This made me laugh, 10/10 would watch again

  • @WillTheNinja123
    @WillTheNinja123 7 лет назад +97

    How did you get so much bigger than Brad?

    • @jeremywhitfield4556
      @jeremywhitfield4556 7 лет назад +48

      You don't even need to lift

    • @alexandrhartman6814
      @alexandrhartman6814 7 лет назад +5

      WillTymer do you wanna be bigger than Brad? just dont do crossfit...thats all

    • @TheProstum
      @TheProstum 7 лет назад +3

      WillTymer The swoly bible can guide you to the light

  • @versacesarcophagus1005
    @versacesarcophagus1005 7 лет назад +75

    If lifting is a religion, then what is cardio?

    • @RandomguyMr
      @RandomguyMr 7 лет назад +14

      Versace Fa'eva voodoo, boy.

    • @jarret340
      @jarret340 7 лет назад +54

      there are several sins in the faith of lifting. Cardio, cheat days, and rest days are 3 of them.

    • @andresislas9743
      @andresislas9743 7 лет назад +3

      Cardio is another religion.

    • @Joe-kq3cm
      @Joe-kq3cm 7 лет назад +31

      It's pretty much the Satanism of weightlifting cardio = no gains

    • @PesticidaL_SkiLLz
      @PesticidaL_SkiLLz 7 лет назад +2

      Did we all forget about crossfit?

  • @JasielArredondo
    @JasielArredondo 7 лет назад +37

    Makes more sense than any other religion in the world.

    • @brianmannion7097
      @brianmannion7097 6 лет назад +1

      Real life Terminator. He never he mentioned the Bible or Christianity and there is thousands of other religions throughout history for thousands of years and hundreds throughout history with a large following. Your mentality is presumptuous and arrogant. Also the fact that he didn''t go into detail with the Bible or even mention it for the matter, you imply that its unequivocally one hundred percent truth because you said he doesn't even understand the Bible. That's shows insecurity because you know deep down that once that bronze age goat herder book is out of the question, you're left with nothing to show for to substantiate your absurd claims.

    • @brianmannion7097
      @brianmannion7097 6 лет назад

      Where's god's plan? Where did it state this?

    • @brianmannion7097
      @brianmannion7097 6 лет назад

      Real life Terminator Just testing to see if I was talking to a nutter. And I'm an atheist. You don't just get to assume shit and say shit based on that premise. A zionist? How in the actual fuck did you assume that? All you proved is that you're a condescending prick followed by quotation drivel that's proves nothing. Its you that lacks intellectual skills that believes in an ancient book that some magic man made this universe.
      "That’s what the Lord has said." How do you know?

    • @brianmannion7097
      @brianmannion7097 6 лет назад +1

      So a dogmatic extremist demographic of Islam in many oppressed nations are building a nuke Saudi Arabia stating if they do they will as well every major power in Syria. That's proof a magic sky daddy waved a wand and made everything happen? Are you kidding me?

    • @brianmannion7097
      @brianmannion7097 6 лет назад +1

      Real life Terminator Btw *your. How that for knowledge. Learn how to spell before using your big words

  • @TovenDo.O.Video-
    @TovenDo.O.Video- 4 года назад +5

    "they don't pay me if I don't say it twice" ROFL now I now why everyone says it twice!

  • @jcmartinez2302
    @jcmartinez2302 7 лет назад +6

    Before you hit the gym, it is expected for you to recite this prayer, thou who doesn't recite this prayer may lose all their gains and never be able to gain again. Praise be thy Brosiah.
    Swole Father who art in the gym,
    Hallowed be thy gains
    Thy PR comes
    They lifts be done,
    On the bench as it is in the power rack,
    Give us this day our daily macros,
    And forgive us our failed PRs,
    As we forgive those who curl in the squat rack
    And lead us not into laziness,
    But deliver us from plateaus,
    For thine is the squat, the dead and the bench
    Forever and ever,
    Wheymen

  • @E6ABHnavy
    @E6ABHnavy 7 лет назад

    I watched the entire ad because Dom deserves the support.

  • @Kakashi42069
    @Kakashi42069 7 лет назад +20

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray to lord these gains to keep
    Wheymen

    • @melsoro7311
      @melsoro7311 6 лет назад

      Kakashi wheymen 😂😂😂

  • @somemysteriousguy7114
    @somemysteriousguy7114 7 лет назад +11

    "you go to church so when you die, you dont go to hell. you go to the gym so when you are alive you dont live in hell."
    classic😂👏

  • @BruceWayne-io2fz
    @BruceWayne-io2fz 7 лет назад +23

    Title is wrong, this is the 10 lifting commandments.

  • @deleted72636
    @deleted72636 7 лет назад +54

    lmao Pope Trenaddict 😂

  • @TruthViking
    @TruthViking 7 лет назад +17

    If you're half Jewish half liftologist do you only do cheat reps?

  • @bsmith6528
    @bsmith6528 7 лет назад +38

    i feel like this whole thing was to promote his book

    • @MKAngeletti
      @MKAngeletti 7 лет назад +29

      Obviously

    • @tpd134
      @tpd134 7 лет назад +9

      Freak Beast Is it wrong for him to promote his book?

    • @bsmith6528
      @bsmith6528 7 лет назад +1

      John Sheely No but I feel like when you base a whole video around selling your own product it takes away from the video in some sense. I've watched his videos for a LONG time and still enjoy them.

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel 7 лет назад +4

      Freak Beast
      Two words for ya:
      So?

    • @tpd134
      @tpd134 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah. I am trying to figure out how else the guy could advertise to his target audience? Oh, here is an idea.... Make a video. Sounds like a great idea.

  • @elamericano9965
    @elamericano9965 7 лет назад +7

    Before I begin my gym routine. 'Big baby Jesus, please bless these gains I am about to receive.'

  • @goudacheese33536
    @goudacheese33536 7 лет назад +14

    best one yet.
    May the gains be with you, wheymen.
    support coming from GAINEZVILLE. #Gogators

  • @shazaibbiazahs
    @shazaibbiazahs 7 лет назад +20

    Wtf why can't I skip RUclips ads on my phone anymore?!?!?

    • @cgnefarious5785
      @cgnefarious5785 7 лет назад +52

      Because it's not an ad, but the actual video.

    • @Whatastic
      @Whatastic 7 лет назад +37

      shazaibbiazahs because you skipped leg day

    • @shazaibbiazahs
      @shazaibbiazahs 7 лет назад

      Christopher Neff...ha...ha.

  • @mikeyxgee7809
    @mikeyxgee7809 7 лет назад +25

    If lifting is a religion, then what is dieting?

    • @MrRolloTamasi
      @MrRolloTamasi 7 лет назад +43

      MikeyxGee
      sacrifice

    • @brianshanken1004
      @brianshanken1004 7 лет назад +1

      Its like lent or some of the other restrictions of religions like not eating pork or meat on friday for old school Catholics

    • @MsMrdman98
      @MsMrdman98 7 лет назад +1

      MikeyxGee blasphemy

    • @Yankeezcap
      @Yankeezcap 7 лет назад

      purgatory,... unless you are doing a cut. if cutting dieting is "super heaven",... CAUSE YOU END UP LOOKING JACKED!!

  • @bowser515
    @bowser515 7 лет назад +5

    Your gains are proof of your lifting. Hence Lifting is greater than any religion... Peace and iron.

  • @Akeel_
    @Akeel_ 7 лет назад

    swear these videos are the only things that bring me joy anymore

  • @Fred13Mr
    @Fred13Mr 7 лет назад +4

    When you've just finished a workout(jk, you're never done lifting) and there's a new Broscience video!

  • @YugiohMaster1987
    @YugiohMaster1987 6 лет назад +1

    Bro, been watching your vids for a moment, gives me mad laughs once I'm done at the gym.
    You just got yourself another subscriber and I'm bout to order the "Swoly Bible".

  • @tylerdurden4732
    @tylerdurden4732 7 лет назад +31

    It's right up there with the great religions, it's somewhere between voodoo and scientology 😂

  • @Richi805YugiKards
    @Richi805YugiKards 6 лет назад +2

    So I just heard horrible news and found out my ex cheat ed on me with multiple guys and I have seen the pictures. I have been watching your videos and they have helped me slowly forget all this and I'm so grateful that you made these videos. Thank you

  • @jcdaniel637
    @jcdaniel637 7 лет назад +3

    "Beware of false brophets, who come to you disguised as homies but are truly fake gain rapists and Crossfitters" - Raddthew Tren:15

  • @EazZieD
    @EazZieD 7 лет назад +2

    Your the only person that's stayed consistently funny and not sold out

  • @sam22312
    @sam22312 7 лет назад +45

    So is Dom done lifting?

    • @brendan-louis
      @brendan-louis 7 лет назад +55

      Nah, but Brad is.

    • @sam22312
      @sam22312 7 лет назад +1

      Brendan Mitchell 😂😂 that was perfect

    • @TodunOlusola
      @TodunOlusola 7 лет назад

      Brendan Mitchell what I don't get it lol.

    • @sam22312
      @sam22312 7 лет назад +1

      Todun Olusola it's an on going joke about how Bradley Martin is smaller then Dom..

    • @redleader6186
      @redleader6186 7 лет назад +1

      +Sam Rashedi its not even funny and its been run ing for too long. its corny now

  • @iliyan-kulishev
    @iliyan-kulishev 6 лет назад

    This channel is too much for me ROFLMAO. I've just completed my ab workout for the day plus I'm in tears :D

  • @iknownotwho999
    @iknownotwho999 7 лет назад +42

    only god can judge me...rest is social media :P

  • @ryanjones5872
    @ryanjones5872 7 лет назад

    As funny and comedic as these videos are, they have actually motivated me to go to the gym. I have been slacking the past weeks. Finding these videos have truly given me motivation. Btw, gnar pump works like a charm

  • @saskeru9346
    @saskeru9346 7 лет назад +4

    0:46 Yeah, you see, Dom gets it. Whether it's crossfit or worshipping the rack, it all leads to the ultimate goal.

  • @Recon_Morty
    @Recon_Morty 7 лет назад +1

    Still got it Dom! May the gainz be with you too

  • @supremeclientele83
    @supremeclientele83 7 лет назад +10

    "You go to church so when you die you don't go to hell, you go to the gym so when you're alive you don't live in hell" lol

  • @rasmustikka1505
    @rasmustikka1505 6 лет назад +1

    Gotta say this must be one of Doms finest work.

  • @darthvaper6745
    @darthvaper6745 7 лет назад +6

    Best video yet!

  • @ImGoingSupersonic
    @ImGoingSupersonic 5 лет назад +1

    Arguably the best vid Dom n Gian ever made

  • @KaptainGamer117
    @KaptainGamer117 7 лет назад +6

    Last time I was this early, Bradley Martin had gains.

  • @robcampbell2621
    @robcampbell2621 7 лет назад

    5:20 The punchline of the riff that starts at 5:20... Awesome.

  • @blackdave2211
    @blackdave2211 7 лет назад +12

    Remember: DO. NOT. EAT. WHILE. WATCHING. DOM. *cleans PC screen*

  • @gda702
    @gda702 7 лет назад +1

    500 THOUSAND people actually took their time out of their day to listen to you talk. Life couldn't be easier for this guy.

  • @ankiv9587
    @ankiv9587 7 лет назад +14

    Too funny. Still sharp as ever!

  • @rockyalliston1122
    @rockyalliston1122 7 лет назад

    I love all your and Bradley Martin's videos.
    Thank you both for the motivation! One day I'll be part of the bro nation.

  • @sambaxter2561
    @sambaxter2561 7 лет назад +7

    When I got the book, that's exactly how I read it

  • @1stGoRide
    @1stGoRide 7 лет назад

    I know Mike is a comedian, but this video really contains 100% truth.
    A huge fan of your work, Mr. Tornabene.
    Now since I can't have an awesome life like yours, being famous and driving your tuned 570S on a track, I'll unfortunately need to resort to AAS to have something resembling a goal, a reason to live.
    Thank you for providing truly excellent entertainment for millions worldwide.

  • @prayunceasingly2029
    @prayunceasingly2029 7 лет назад +30

    So true. I've started doing a little lifting and it is very similar to false religion because it is a practice of ritual, but the problem is, there is no actual God in lifting, unless you count your body as an idol to worship.

    • @michaelspringer6270
      @michaelspringer6270 7 лет назад +3

      Praying Saint guys who are bigger than you

    • @prayunceasingly2029
      @prayunceasingly2029 7 лет назад

      Michael Springer
      They will die one day just like me.

    • @genesisz1
      @genesisz1 7 лет назад +8

      Arnold is our God and He is immortal

    • @michaelspringer6270
      @michaelspringer6270 7 лет назад +11

      Praying Saint better to die large than live small

    • @prayunceasingly2029
      @prayunceasingly2029 7 лет назад +1

      Michael Springer
      “A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.”

  • @juuuuuuls10
    @juuuuuuls10 7 лет назад

    It's been 2 weeks Dom... Your bros needs you