Our father, who lifts in heaven, Hallowed be thy gains, Thy swole be come, Chest will be done, On earth, as it lifts in heaven, Give us this day our daily pump, And forgive us our rest days, As we have also forgiven our spotters, And lead us not into cross-fit, But deliver us from leg day, Wheymen.
Tax free like America is tax-free. Suboptimal protein synthesis, stress, lack of sleep, and jacking off to too much lobster porn all affect the gains son.
Our Arnold who art in California, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in the mirror as it is on stage. Give us this day our daily protein shake, and forgive us our cheat days, as we forgive those who eat **** all around us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from high G.I and transfat. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.
It's the second video he's done advertising his book. The last video was before Halloween and it was also just another advertisement to sell his book, ads back to back. I think that's why there are so many dislikes.
I would hope he can get a decent book out. Especially because he hasn't done anything else besides argue with Bradley over who is the prettiest. Where the hell is Gian? Did he find a better job and take most of the good stuff with him? They had a channel together, look it up! Mike & Gian "Dom Mazzetti vs." It has even more funny shit! What we see now pales in comparison. Now he's salesman that can only sprinkle a few jokes over the turds he's trying to sell us.
C Wilson -Let me put this in the right terms. His previous works/skits had all the makings of him becoming an Alpha. Now he's turning himself into a Beta. If you saw how good it use to be you'd be disappointed too. There were more videos, sharp as fuck social and pop culture commentary. Now the comedy is weaker and overly reliant on inside jokes. There has to be some kind of balance between familiar jokes and fresh material. That way new viewers and subscribers can also get drawn in. Unless he wants to *stay small*. Maybe there is a simple explanation like he just had a kid, that would make sense. People have lives. Honestly I think the L.A. scene has just drawn 'em away. Sorry I'm going to unsubscribe maybe if I come back in a few months it will be funny again.
I think people are missing the fact that is part of the whole joke where it all leads up to him being a douche and making it all be about his book. Its like his beef jerky plug where he had a backpack full of cash. The Halloween skit was lacking but this one was fire all the way though.
ColoradoStreaming -This is really just a rehash of the previous video. I think they just didn't bother with making a script for this one and thought "Hey! What if we actually tried making our previous video funny?" So it's really like they took maybe a month and a half for one possibly decent video. This channel has gotten weak and now it's so glaringly obvious I can't ignore it. There are other channels that work harder and they also sell their shit. They put out soooo much more content and a good part of it is actually entertaining! Is this going to turn it to a debate *against* doing better in a competitive environment? I didn't think this was the place where we give *participation trophies*.
I have the book but holy shit. I'm grabbing that on audible the moment it is ready. The entire time I've been reading this in your voice, now I can cut out the middle mental man.
Bro's prayer before sleeping: Our father, who lifts in heaven, Hallowed be thy veins, Thy gym doth come, Thy will be done on arms, as it is on lats and chest, Give us today our daily gains, and forgive us from our cheat days, As we forgive those who cross-fit against us, Lead us not into cardio, but deliver us from bulking, For now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord these gains to keep, The swole and the glory, forever and ever, Wheymen.
so i was at the docs office and he was explaining some medical terms i wasnt to sure of. so im scratching my head trying to understand him and he said i was bipolar. i look at my arm and say thanks doc, i didnt think you would have known that. i mean do you even lift? walked out feeling great about myself. but suddenly got depressed thinking about leg day. funny how fast your mood can change
When said "Feeling guilty about premarital hooker sex? Go to church." I immediately thought, "How does going to the gym help me get over that?" But he meant actual church...
...I live in Saudi Arabia and at the gym you have to stop working out during prayer time...I really want to bring some dumbbells into the prayer room and lift as I pray...
dylan donges If Lifting is Catholicism then Leg Day is like Rastafarianism. They're both basically the same religion but no one has ever heard of the second one.
+Soul legend Satanism would be the smith machine, cross fit and yoga. Basically anything that actively undoes gains and replaces it with something else. Anyone who tells you to get on a smith machine is a false prophet
Poland syndrome bodybuilding you can tell her you workout at the gym and she probably notices that you like to workout you should invite her to workout with you😎
Real life Terminator. He never he mentioned the Bible or Christianity and there is thousands of other religions throughout history for thousands of years and hundreds throughout history with a large following. Your mentality is presumptuous and arrogant. Also the fact that he didn''t go into detail with the Bible or even mention it for the matter, you imply that its unequivocally one hundred percent truth because you said he doesn't even understand the Bible. That's shows insecurity because you know deep down that once that bronze age goat herder book is out of the question, you're left with nothing to show for to substantiate your absurd claims.
Real life Terminator Just testing to see if I was talking to a nutter. And I'm an atheist. You don't just get to assume shit and say shit based on that premise. A zionist? How in the actual fuck did you assume that? All you proved is that you're a condescending prick followed by quotation drivel that's proves nothing. Its you that lacks intellectual skills that believes in an ancient book that some magic man made this universe. "That’s what the Lord has said." How do you know?
So a dogmatic extremist demographic of Islam in many oppressed nations are building a nuke Saudi Arabia stating if they do they will as well every major power in Syria. That's proof a magic sky daddy waved a wand and made everything happen? Are you kidding me?
Before you hit the gym, it is expected for you to recite this prayer, thou who doesn't recite this prayer may lose all their gains and never be able to gain again. Praise be thy Brosiah. Swole Father who art in the gym, Hallowed be thy gains Thy PR comes They lifts be done, On the bench as it is in the power rack, Give us this day our daily macros, And forgive us our failed PRs, As we forgive those who curl in the squat rack And lead us not into laziness, But deliver us from plateaus, For thine is the squat, the dead and the bench Forever and ever, Wheymen
John Sheely No but I feel like when you base a whole video around selling your own product it takes away from the video in some sense. I've watched his videos for a LONG time and still enjoy them.
Yeah. I am trying to figure out how else the guy could advertise to his target audience? Oh, here is an idea.... Make a video. Sounds like a great idea.
Bro, been watching your vids for a moment, gives me mad laughs once I'm done at the gym. You just got yourself another subscriber and I'm bout to order the "Swoly Bible".
So I just heard horrible news and found out my ex cheat ed on me with multiple guys and I have seen the pictures. I have been watching your videos and they have helped me slowly forget all this and I'm so grateful that you made these videos. Thank you
As funny and comedic as these videos are, they have actually motivated me to go to the gym. I have been slacking the past weeks. Finding these videos have truly given me motivation. Btw, gnar pump works like a charm
I know Mike is a comedian, but this video really contains 100% truth. A huge fan of your work, Mr. Tornabene. Now since I can't have an awesome life like yours, being famous and driving your tuned 570S on a track, I'll unfortunately need to resort to AAS to have something resembling a goal, a reason to live. Thank you for providing truly excellent entertainment for millions worldwide.
So true. I've started doing a little lifting and it is very similar to false religion because it is a practice of ritual, but the problem is, there is no actual God in lifting, unless you count your body as an idol to worship.
Michael Springer “A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.”
Dom the type of dude to flex in a family photo
lolll this made me actually laugh out loud!
Reminds me of my brother
Dont we all?
Someone already commented this a while back, this guy is a thief
Alexander Lindgren geras:)
Dom's one of the few people on RUclips who can say whatever he wants and not get shit about it
Troy Lancer
Ellz125
Troy Lancer shut your mouth
Don't forget filthy frank
He doesn't make enough videos to get a lot of attention.
Our father, who lifts in heaven,
Hallowed be thy gains,
Thy swole be come,
Chest will be done,
On earth, as it lifts in heaven,
Give us this day our daily pump,
And forgive us our rest days,
As we have also forgiven our spotters,
And lead us not into cross-fit,
But deliver us from leg day,
Wheymen.
Thank you lord Dom for showing me the whey
Jake Theundefeated wheymen
yah-whey
Jake Theundefeated lololol
Jake Theundefeated hahahahahahahahahah
If lifting is a religion, Bradley Martyn is an atheist.
So is Brad Castleberry.
Why hasn’t dom pinned this yet
@@CalebTheSchmuck Bro its been 2 years he isnt pinning it😂
That's why he's in the hospital right now
@@jackduggan2432 it’s been 4 years. Still ain’t pin shit
Another reason why lifting is a religion: all gains are tax free
alsdjflaksjghalklaks that's good
alsdjflaksjghalklaks incredible
No, they are not, you pay by gaining fat
Tax free like America is tax-free. Suboptimal protein synthesis, stress, lack of sleep, and jacking off to too much lobster porn all affect the gains son.
You tax your CNS
"No one can agree on shit. But one thing is certain, everybody is wrong - except you". Humanity in a nutshell.
That’s not Humanity. That’s society.
if lifting is a religion,
Bradley Martin is an atheist
Gray atleast you tried
Oh no, it's began, the Brad jokes
Sackkartoffel33 Unlike Brad
Good one
My hero
Jesus Christ and his loyal Bisciples
Anal Warlord Bruh
Fungimegusta yeah?
Anal Warlord Damn that's a good one
Anal Warlord That was funny af
ok
Our Arnold who art in California,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
in the mirror as it is on stage.
Give us this day our daily protein shake,
and forgive us our cheat days,
as we forgive those who eat **** all around us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from high G.I and transfat.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
It poemining it rimening
Wheymen*
JaxBlade wheymen
Quality remix #worldstar
JaxBlade hey it's Jaxblade
Swoly Bible needs to be in every hotel room nightstand in America.
And the UK
Alyosha Ezhevsky nah cos then there’s gonna be loads more dudes and fit chicks knowing how to get more jacked and so therefore more competition
Not just America, EVERYWHERE
Father Dom: Lift up your dumbbells
We lift them up for the gains.
bruh
Chad Roemer Can I get a rep in the name of our savior the swoly spirit !
Chad Roemer.... It is right to give him reps and gainz
The whole video was like a big commercial for the Swoly Bible, yet I enjoyed every second of watching it haha
It's the second video he's done advertising his book. The last video was before Halloween and it was also just another advertisement to sell his book, ads back to back. I think that's why there are so many dislikes.
I would hope he can get a decent book out. Especially because he hasn't done anything else besides argue with Bradley over who is the prettiest. Where the hell is Gian? Did he find a better job and take most of the good stuff with him? They had a channel together, look it up! Mike & Gian "Dom Mazzetti vs." It has even more funny shit! What we see now pales in comparison. Now he's salesman that can only sprinkle a few jokes over the turds he's trying to sell us.
C Wilson -Let me put this in the right terms. His previous works/skits had all the makings of him becoming an Alpha. Now he's turning himself into a Beta.
If you saw how good it use to be you'd be disappointed too. There were more videos, sharp as fuck social and pop culture commentary. Now the comedy is weaker and overly reliant on inside jokes. There has to be some kind of balance between familiar jokes and fresh material. That way new viewers and subscribers can also get drawn in. Unless he wants to *stay small*.
Maybe there is a simple explanation like he just had a kid, that would make sense. People have lives. Honestly I think the L.A. scene has just drawn 'em away.
Sorry I'm going to unsubscribe maybe if I come back in a few months it will be funny again.
I think people are missing the fact that is part of the whole joke where
it all leads up to him being a douche and making it all be about his
book. Its like his beef jerky plug where he had a backpack full of cash.
The Halloween skit was lacking but this one was fire all the way
though.
ColoradoStreaming -This is really just a rehash of the previous video. I think they just didn't bother with making a script for this one and thought "Hey! What if we actually tried making our previous video funny?" So it's really like they took maybe a month and a half for one possibly decent video.
This channel has gotten weak and now it's so glaringly obvious I can't ignore it. There are other channels that work harder and they also sell their shit. They put out soooo much more content and a good part of it is actually entertaining!
Is this going to turn it to a debate *against* doing better in a competitive environment? I didn't think this was the place where we give *participation trophies*.
I just finished reading the Swoly Bible and immediately gained 10 lbs of muscle.
Thank you Father Dom for these gains
The Church of Iron, The Mosque of Muscle, the Temple of Temptation
the Synagogue of Strength,
Temple of Test seems more fitting
The Temple of Testosterone
+Cam Neily
Sounds like a prison to me honestly.
The Temple of Gains?
can we all agree that this was one of the best pieces of product placement ever xD
Wheymen to.your words💪💪
I have the book but holy shit. I'm grabbing that on audible the moment it is ready. The entire time I've been reading this in your voice, now I can cut out the middle mental man.
Dom looks like he put on 20 pounds since the last video. Bradley needs to get serious if he wants to reach Dom's size.
BM is 100% body fat.
Dom is making Bradley shrink
What the fuck this comment has fuckin 666 likes
Brad still small.
Ima WreckU lol that sissy will never be big
Bro's prayer before sleeping:
Our father, who lifts in heaven,
Hallowed be thy veins,
Thy gym doth come,
Thy will be done on arms, as it is on lats and chest,
Give us today our daily gains, and forgive us from our cheat days,
As we forgive those who cross-fit against us,
Lead us not into cardio, but deliver us from bulking,
For now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord these gains to keep,
The swole and the glory, forever and ever,
Wheymen.
Very underrated coment 💪
DONALD PUMP! Make America STRONG Again!
Pepex make America Swole again
Pepex make America GAIN again!
make America crossfit again......
Phenomenon Tech CrossFit is for guys who go and after a circle jerk every friday
Pepex swole again
Spit out my oatmeal from laughing when he showed brad as 100% bodyfat
#StraightFax
#BradleyWho?
#UncleDom
#Brofessor
I've never seen an author do that to his own book.
I mean, as long as it's just a copy and not the original manuscript, he can do whatever he wants to it.
Enzan Takeshita It's his book, he can do whatever the fuck he wants with the original manuscript
Well the more books he destroys, the more he will have to buy and the more books he can claim he sold.
so he pays himself?
they dont pay me if I dont say it twice 😂
MrSafa61 lol, I read this comment as he said it
Hutch Wordsworth. Dead ass read yours then read his as he was saying it
Jeremy Rivera
Lmfao synchronization baby! lol
Last time I was this early I was doing reps for Moses
Wtf who would dislike this uncle DOM?
Oh yhea the fucking gains atheist. (Bradley Martín and his 111 fake you tube accounts)
Javier Bonn now 123
+Kojo Da Kid The dislike number is going to increase all the time, don't destroy this brilliant joke by being a fucking dumbass
omg...
Do Dom and Bradly Martin have beef with each other?
LOL
Dude: what religion are you?
Me: I believe in Scientology
Dude: what?
Me: BROScientology 😎
Me: starts reppin out curls
Im a MASSlim
@@Ken-no5ip I'm stealing this
@@alexbrookma me too
so i was at the docs office and he was explaining some medical terms i wasnt to sure of. so im scratching my head trying to understand him and he said i was bipolar. i look at my arm and say thanks doc, i didnt think you would have known that. i mean do you even lift? walked out feeling great about myself. but suddenly got depressed thinking about leg day. funny how fast your mood can change
Lmao
You win
Knees weak arms are heavy
Theres vomit on his sweater already
Dom Mazzetti
Tribe Scenario Daaamn
Holy shit dude that’s the best comment I’ve seen today
Well fucking done
Knees weak arms are heavy
Theres protein on his tank already
Dom Mazetti...
@LathanMosesEchols stfu you peasant
Pure gold. i wonder if some television network would be interested in making a tv series with Dom as the protagonist...
Marvi Yeremia more like Brotagonist
I'm pretty sure he was in Madea Made a Boo! I haven't seen the movie but I will now!
Marvi Yeremia hes in the new madea movie lol the halloween one
no
He is forsure. Hes blowing up
Dom the type of dude to go to the gym on a Sunday morning claiming its his church
Time to do preacher curls
James Neutron Underrated
In 4 years I'll be voting for Donald Pump...
in 4 years i'll be lifting a clinTON
The time is near
Here we go boys, only 8 more months until we vote for Uncle Dom
It’s almost time
Almost time 💪🏻
God this shit gets stupider and stupider but I keep laughing harder and harder.
Brad never goes to church
He got no gains to pray for
Brad's an atheist
he is a no gains manlet.
Wheymen.
Underrated
😂😂😂
When said "Feeling guilty about premarital hooker sex? Go to church." I immediately thought, "How does going to the gym help me get over that?" But he meant actual church...
Yo you actually needa repent tf is yo channel, down horrendous.
@@henryxiao7083 you're the one who clicked sinner
@@jygllic5197 You got me there haha
@@henryxiao7083 No
lol did he just chug half a tub of preworkout
I would rather die than do that.
Maaaaan what the fuck you are real genius.
holy fuck that pope trenaddict scene, I'm fucking rolling
This was by far the weirdest BroScience video 😂 love it
He our God turned water into protein shakes 🙏
I sacrificed my spotter after my daily lifting prayer for maximum gains
This is seriously one of his best.
SQUAD
Bradley Martyn
Nobody responded to you in 8 minute despite all your subscribers.
That's sad.
They probably didn't see you because you're so small.
Bradley Martyn lololol
SQUADDD
Bradley Martyn 100% body fat
Hey, bae!
...I live in Saudi Arabia and at the gym you have to stop working out during prayer time...I really want to bring some dumbbells into the prayer room and lift as I pray...
I has to do that when I was Muslim , but I tolled them the only God there is the gym God and his prophet is gains
Alah Akbar-bell
You mean they make you stop proper praying for some fake bullshit?
you know it is possible to be respectful of other cultures right?
Which gym did you go to?
I use the cross Jesus was crucified on to bench.
I see you everywhere. On larry wheels videos too. Haha lol
That’s too far
Will Chik pussyyyyy
Jesus died on the cable cross for your gains.
@@MrBranboom why cant i like things more than once.
"that 1 piece of chocolate into 100% body fat" *picture of Bradley Martin*
"Guilt is the motivator"
That one hit close to home Father Dom.
The 10 Gainmandments of the Swoly bible
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord these gains I keep
If I should die before I wake
A pic of me, the lord, please take
amen
Sublime.
ahahhahaa "outrageous"
Nancho Party *wheymen
HAHAHAH
wheymen*
If lifting is a religion, what is cheat day?
TheTsugnawmi2010 its sunday when all the ass hole show up. leg day is like the Wednesday night dinner that no one shows up to.
dylan donges If Lifting is Catholicism then Leg Day is like Rastafarianism. They're both basically the same religion but no one has ever heard of the second one.
+Soul legend Satanism would be the smith machine, cross fit and yoga. Basically anything that actively undoes gains and replaces it with something else. Anyone who tells you to get on a smith machine is a false prophet
+TheTsugnawmi2010 Damn bro you're starting to sound like a powerlifter AKA fatfuck
Saturday nights
"turn your body into a hard lumpy meat statue..WHY THO?" LMAO
+alfred rodriguez why not?
hard lumpy *strong* HUGE meat statue you tell me why not
Dom the type of dude to say he flexed his face instead of saying smile.
6:50 20 minutes into netflix and chill and he makes this face at you
This girl asked me what my favourite cuisine is.
She doesn't know I'm a gym rat. What do I say?
whats that like a french Guido ???
Poland syndrome bodybuilding Lungesanga
If she doesn't know you're a gym rat just by looking at you you're doing something wrong.
Lose the chick, hit the gym.
Poland syndrome bodybuilding you can tell her you workout at the gym and she probably notices that you like to workout you should invite her to workout with you😎
"she doesnt know im a gym rat"
then you clearly arent a gym rat
This was just one big commercial for The Swoly Bible. And I ain't even mad about that.
Preach Father Brofessor! This gospel is straight from the Swoly Bible!
This made me laugh, 10/10 would watch again
Jake DiFatta agreed
How did you get so much bigger than Brad?
You don't even need to lift
WillTymer do you wanna be bigger than Brad? just dont do crossfit...thats all
WillTymer The swoly bible can guide you to the light
If lifting is a religion, then what is cardio?
Versace Fa'eva voodoo, boy.
there are several sins in the faith of lifting. Cardio, cheat days, and rest days are 3 of them.
Cardio is another religion.
It's pretty much the Satanism of weightlifting cardio = no gains
Did we all forget about crossfit?
Makes more sense than any other religion in the world.
Real life Terminator. He never he mentioned the Bible or Christianity and there is thousands of other religions throughout history for thousands of years and hundreds throughout history with a large following. Your mentality is presumptuous and arrogant. Also the fact that he didn''t go into detail with the Bible or even mention it for the matter, you imply that its unequivocally one hundred percent truth because you said he doesn't even understand the Bible. That's shows insecurity because you know deep down that once that bronze age goat herder book is out of the question, you're left with nothing to show for to substantiate your absurd claims.
Where's god's plan? Where did it state this?
Real life Terminator Just testing to see if I was talking to a nutter. And I'm an atheist. You don't just get to assume shit and say shit based on that premise. A zionist? How in the actual fuck did you assume that? All you proved is that you're a condescending prick followed by quotation drivel that's proves nothing. Its you that lacks intellectual skills that believes in an ancient book that some magic man made this universe.
"That’s what the Lord has said." How do you know?
So a dogmatic extremist demographic of Islam in many oppressed nations are building a nuke Saudi Arabia stating if they do they will as well every major power in Syria. That's proof a magic sky daddy waved a wand and made everything happen? Are you kidding me?
Real life Terminator Btw *your. How that for knowledge. Learn how to spell before using your big words
"they don't pay me if I don't say it twice" ROFL now I now why everyone says it twice!
Before you hit the gym, it is expected for you to recite this prayer, thou who doesn't recite this prayer may lose all their gains and never be able to gain again. Praise be thy Brosiah.
Swole Father who art in the gym,
Hallowed be thy gains
Thy PR comes
They lifts be done,
On the bench as it is in the power rack,
Give us this day our daily macros,
And forgive us our failed PRs,
As we forgive those who curl in the squat rack
And lead us not into laziness,
But deliver us from plateaus,
For thine is the squat, the dead and the bench
Forever and ever,
Wheymen
I watched the entire ad because Dom deserves the support.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray to lord these gains to keep
Wheymen
Kakashi wheymen 😂😂😂
"you go to church so when you die, you dont go to hell. you go to the gym so when you are alive you dont live in hell."
classic😂👏
Title is wrong, this is the 10 lifting commandments.
lmao Pope Trenaddict 😂
If you're half Jewish half liftologist do you only do cheat reps?
i feel like this whole thing was to promote his book
Obviously
Freak Beast Is it wrong for him to promote his book?
John Sheely No but I feel like when you base a whole video around selling your own product it takes away from the video in some sense. I've watched his videos for a LONG time and still enjoy them.
Freak Beast
Two words for ya:
So?
Yeah. I am trying to figure out how else the guy could advertise to his target audience? Oh, here is an idea.... Make a video. Sounds like a great idea.
Before I begin my gym routine. 'Big baby Jesus, please bless these gains I am about to receive.'
best one yet.
May the gains be with you, wheymen.
support coming from GAINEZVILLE. #Gogators
Wtf why can't I skip RUclips ads on my phone anymore?!?!?
Because it's not an ad, but the actual video.
shazaibbiazahs because you skipped leg day
Christopher Neff...ha...ha.
If lifting is a religion, then what is dieting?
MikeyxGee
sacrifice
Its like lent or some of the other restrictions of religions like not eating pork or meat on friday for old school Catholics
MikeyxGee blasphemy
purgatory,... unless you are doing a cut. if cutting dieting is "super heaven",... CAUSE YOU END UP LOOKING JACKED!!
Your gains are proof of your lifting. Hence Lifting is greater than any religion... Peace and iron.
swear these videos are the only things that bring me joy anymore
When you've just finished a workout(jk, you're never done lifting) and there's a new Broscience video!
Bro, been watching your vids for a moment, gives me mad laughs once I'm done at the gym.
You just got yourself another subscriber and I'm bout to order the "Swoly Bible".
It's right up there with the great religions, it's somewhere between voodoo and scientology 😂
So I just heard horrible news and found out my ex cheat ed on me with multiple guys and I have seen the pictures. I have been watching your videos and they have helped me slowly forget all this and I'm so grateful that you made these videos. Thank you
"Beware of false brophets, who come to you disguised as homies but are truly fake gain rapists and Crossfitters" - Raddthew Tren:15
Your the only person that's stayed consistently funny and not sold out
So is Dom done lifting?
Nah, but Brad is.
Brendan Mitchell 😂😂 that was perfect
Brendan Mitchell what I don't get it lol.
Todun Olusola it's an on going joke about how Bradley Martin is smaller then Dom..
+Sam Rashedi its not even funny and its been run ing for too long. its corny now
This channel is too much for me ROFLMAO. I've just completed my ab workout for the day plus I'm in tears :D
only god can judge me...rest is social media :P
*God
As funny and comedic as these videos are, they have actually motivated me to go to the gym. I have been slacking the past weeks. Finding these videos have truly given me motivation. Btw, gnar pump works like a charm
may the gains be with you
0:46 Yeah, you see, Dom gets it. Whether it's crossfit or worshipping the rack, it all leads to the ultimate goal.
Saskeru the Ultimate
Still got it Dom! May the gainz be with you too
"You go to church so when you die you don't go to hell, you go to the gym so when you're alive you don't live in hell" lol
Gotta say this must be one of Doms finest work.
Best video yet!
Arguably the best vid Dom n Gian ever made
Agreed.
Last time I was this early, Bradley Martin had gains.
5:20 The punchline of the riff that starts at 5:20... Awesome.
Remember: DO. NOT. EAT. WHILE. WATCHING. DOM. *cleans PC screen*
500 THOUSAND people actually took their time out of their day to listen to you talk. Life couldn't be easier for this guy.
Too funny. Still sharp as ever!
that's the guilt kicking in
I love all your and Bradley Martin's videos.
Thank you both for the motivation! One day I'll be part of the bro nation.
When I got the book, that's exactly how I read it
I know Mike is a comedian, but this video really contains 100% truth.
A huge fan of your work, Mr. Tornabene.
Now since I can't have an awesome life like yours, being famous and driving your tuned 570S on a track, I'll unfortunately need to resort to AAS to have something resembling a goal, a reason to live.
Thank you for providing truly excellent entertainment for millions worldwide.
So true. I've started doing a little lifting and it is very similar to false religion because it is a practice of ritual, but the problem is, there is no actual God in lifting, unless you count your body as an idol to worship.
Praying Saint guys who are bigger than you
Michael Springer
They will die one day just like me.
Arnold is our God and He is immortal
Praying Saint better to die large than live small
Michael Springer
“A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.”
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