Why you don't need Childe

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  • @ongamech
    @ongamech  3 года назад +2814

    We have been fooled for whole time
    ruclips.net/video/ToCjYF7xy8E/видео.html
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    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 3 года назад +6

      i will, i will.

    • @meoka7539
      @meoka7539 3 года назад +39

      You want me to pay childe support-

    • @isapookie
      @isapookie 3 года назад +2

      I CANT TNC N

    • @marasrimama
      @marasrimama 3 года назад

      next video Why You don't Need Keqing

    • @Fear_ed
      @Fear_ed 3 года назад +1

      Our child is Yanfei???

  • @TheOtherMarch
    @TheOtherMarch 3 года назад +32583

    Boss Childe: Summons a Whale
    Playable Childe: Gets Summoned by whales
    Edit:
    After so many updates I can't believe we're actually *FIGHTING* the Whale, can't believe we went full circle💀

    • @dani_cute
      @dani_cute 3 года назад +511

      So true 😂

    • @littleboss2006
      @littleboss2006 3 года назад +967

      I hate this, take my like

    • @smirk5630
      @smirk5630 3 года назад +468

      remove the word "being". Summoned by whales sounds funnier.

    • @hi.241
      @hi.241 3 года назад +26

      Noice

    • @TheReaIestOne
      @TheReaIestOne 3 года назад +122

      I wish that whale attack was his ult.😂

  • @typicsr
    @typicsr 3 года назад +3995

    Technically, Childe CAN summon whales
    But the fandom calls them "Childe simps"

    • @taypenguin973
      @taypenguin973 3 года назад +218

      BAHAHAHAAHA *THOSE* WHALES

    • @yuy3605
      @yuy3605 3 года назад +120

      the land whales

    • @galuxistar1615
      @galuxistar1615 3 года назад +24

      BRUHHH BAHAHAHA

    • @s4_ra
      @s4_ra 3 года назад +89

      i have been summoned.. *laughs in c6 childe*

    • @s4_ra
      @s4_ra 3 года назад +32

      @kaitø nwoo mine 🔫🔫

  • @r_.i_.n
    @r_.i_.n 2 года назад +4929

    Childe: (Gives 50k mora for a quest)
    Childe when you get him: "In terms of mora, we have no mora"

    • @imnotwritingmyrealname6451
      @imnotwritingmyrealname6451 2 года назад +82

      He gave you like a pouch you can sell for alotta money in his story quest.

    • @chocopoms
      @chocopoms 2 года назад +18

      unfunny overused joke

    • @herb2627
      @herb2627 2 года назад +30

      @@chocopoms Calling someone out for an overused joke makes you look like an ass, hope you're happy lol

    • @chocopoms
      @chocopoms 2 года назад +6

      @@herb2627 i am

    • @slightride7861
      @slightride7861 2 года назад +4

      u legit just said the joke that was in the video

  • @shreyaskumar1034
    @shreyaskumar1034 2 года назад +3871

    miHoYo had the perfect opportunity to MAKE CHILDE one of the most overpowered characters in the game. They even could've buffed electro and hydro by making child dual-element.

    • @bakatom142
      @bakatom142 2 года назад +191

      well his electro element is powered by delusion, it would kill him if he uses it for too long

    • @snowpeaaaa
      @snowpeaaaa 2 года назад +418

      @@bakatom142 then he'd be like xiao, where when he's in foul legacy mode his hp will constantly get drained

    • @spud8318
      @spud8318 2 года назад +3

      @@sethpandes2502 *11th

    • @kirkchua19
      @kirkchua19 2 года назад +120

      @@sethpandes2502 i thought that the numbers were based on seniority? Lore-wise, Childe is one of the strongest of the Fatui.

    • @scar_icemouche
      @scar_icemouche 2 года назад +143

      @@sethpandes2502 No? Yae was just wording it ambiguously to explain it to the traveler, harbingers are ranked from seniority, Tartaglia is the 11th because he joined later than others, Signora is the 8th, Scaramouche is the 6th because he might have joined while he was still wandering Inazuma, Pulcinella is the 5th due to unknown reasons, Pierro/Pedrelino is the 1st Harbinger because he joined the Fatui earlier than everyone else.

  • @EVERYWHERE_MAN
    @EVERYWHERE_MAN 3 года назад +31429

    Childe is the definition: The boss when he join your party “meme”

    • @waterdog737
      @waterdog737 3 года назад +1352

      well what did you expect? Boss Childe is way too complex and OP to be given out as a playable unit

    • @gatto3030
      @gatto3030 3 года назад +501

      i rolled for him partially because of m e m e

    • @kokorobugyo3544
      @kokorobugyo3544 3 года назад +323

      This is why they hold to create scaramouche and signora it's because criticism weakness to be playable

    • @jess4you13
      @jess4you13 3 года назад +191

      @@waterdog737 Thats the joke!

    • @Azaleaaah
      @Azaleaaah 3 года назад +275

      I wish they'd at least make him release a whale as his ult or smtgh

  • @Tart_aglia
    @Tart_aglia 3 года назад +14141

    Boss childe: 11th of the fatui harbingers
    Playable childe: broken snezhnayan toyseller

    • @obitouchiha417
      @obitouchiha417 3 года назад +587

      These McDonald pfp are driving me insane

    • @ruedadesalami8317
      @ruedadesalami8317 3 года назад +406

      @@obitouchiha417 if you can’t beat the join then

    • @obitouchiha417
      @obitouchiha417 3 года назад +138

      @@ruedadesalami8317 lol how is this normal? I’m literally laughing at how many I’ve seen today…

    • @ruedadesalami8317
      @ruedadesalami8317 3 года назад +112

      @@obitouchiha417 idk after a while you will get used to it and you will end up joining us

    • @obitouchiha417
      @obitouchiha417 3 года назад +47

      @@ruedadesalami8317 I just saved one with qiqi 😮‍💨

  • @username3370
    @username3370 2 года назад +1696

    I kinda wish Childe had a transformation on his ult like Xiao did, it seems fitting

    • @yomiyuarts
      @yomiyuarts 2 года назад +175

      true and he gets damage overtime, because it injures him when he transforms to foul legacy

    • @arifyesehehehehhewahahahah3445
      @arifyesehehehehhewahahahah3445 2 года назад +87

      @@yomiyuarts Tartaglia's suffering is greater than Xiao's, because Xiao is a God, while Tartaglia is a person.

    • @wisconsinwintergreen6296
      @wisconsinwintergreen6296 2 года назад +22

      @@arifyesehehehehhewahahahah3445 Aren't Adepti more like Demigods?

    • @athendity2567
      @athendity2567 2 года назад +80

      @@wisconsinwintergreen6296 no, demigods are half gods half mortals. While the adepti don’t have human blood at all. They can be immortals who are ranked above the humans but under the gods.

    • @lapdance2122
      @lapdance2122 2 года назад +15

      True, he even have his mask on his head

  • @antizx9677
    @antizx9677 2 года назад +391

    This the true definition of:
    The boss when you fight him:
    The boss when you unlock it:

    • @gierchjeffg.valdenebro7289
      @gierchjeffg.valdenebro7289 2 года назад +6

      *coughs* Oh look at Vergil from Devil May Cry 5

    • @RalveXly
      @RalveXly Год назад

      @@gierchjeffg.valdenebro7289 i am the storm that is approaching provoking black cloulds in isolation i am the reclaimer of my name born in flames i have been blessed my family crest is the demon of death

  • @HHLLLLNN
    @HHLLLLNN 3 года назад +10875

    Mihoyo: Childe is now playable!
    Childe: ...
    Mihoyo: ...
    Childe: Where is my powersuit?
    Mihoyo: What?
    Childe: Where. Is. My. Powersuit?

    • @Cele5te
      @Cele5te 3 года назад +313

      Don't get childe more injured!

    • @illuno--bf8dx1bw5j
      @illuno--bf8dx1bw5j 3 года назад +118

      Lmao nice reference

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 3 года назад +342

      Mihoyo : you don't get it
      Childe: but I am nothing without it!
      Mihoyo : if you are nothing without it then you shouldn't have it

    • @fiola8286
      @fiola8286 3 года назад +53

      @@priyachoudhary9896 Spiderman reference?

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 3 года назад +28

      @@fiola8286 yup

  • @sakkeess
    @sakkeess 3 года назад +10560

    The "summoning a whale" was the biggest betrayal by Mihoyo. That could have been the coolest elemental burst in the entire game!

    • @sergeantmoo7832
      @sergeantmoo7832 3 года назад +967

      And it would have summoned lots of whales

    • @kenmizawa
      @kenmizawa 3 года назад +584

      @@sergeantmoo7832 So the whales will whales the whales boi to summon whales, thats alot of whales as u said i guess

    • @jacksonwww5
      @jacksonwww5 2 года назад +276

      At that time Mihoyo had this weird need to make nerfed characters like Zhongli, the difference is that no one made a move to buff Childe

    • @kazutorbruh2555
      @kazutorbruh2555 2 года назад +116

      @@jacksonwww5 Honestly I wish Childe was buffed a bit

    • @osmosisv9502
      @osmosisv9502 2 года назад +56

      @@kazutorbruh2555 he was buffed a bit his cool down used to be way longer now its 40secs

  • @luminelover3120
    @luminelover3120 2 года назад +2066

    No matter what anyone says, I very like Childe because he's so cool and his fighting style is like the Archer of FATE

    • @neero9127
      @neero9127 2 года назад +92

      finally someone is talking about this

    • @rssasorirssasori9387
      @rssasorirssasori9387 2 года назад +41

      HE needs Special revamp to Unlimited Blade Works - (swords fall from skies ) would be muuuuch better than lame bow and spear attack... Idiots in MIHUYO -_-

    • @marykipgen821
      @marykipgen821 2 года назад +6

      Agreed

    • @bubbaxiao3824
      @bubbaxiao3824 2 года назад +3

      Copium 😂

    • @andrewoolfork2714
      @andrewoolfork2714 2 года назад +8

      Why has no one said this sooner

  • @plaguenplay3516
    @plaguenplay3516 2 года назад +967

    Well, speaking of Foul Legacy: there's an explanation to this. He used this form once in Golden Chamber, this form damaged him badly, then he used it to eliminate those Ruin Guards in his quest while not completely recovered from wounds. And using this form once again can probably kill him.

    • @kiwi938
      @kiwi938 2 года назад +59

      i mean true but i think this vid was made as a joke…

    • @plaguenplay3516
      @plaguenplay3516 2 года назад +84

      @Mega then you can *pulls out your credit card* become one😏

    • @morgan0__o
      @morgan0__o 2 года назад +48

      still wouldn't kill him to have a lower cooldown for his hydro weapons, you've got characters with amazing uptime for their infusions, it wouldn't be broken to give him a cooldown like all respectable characters in the game

    • @dominicvalsecchi5611
      @dominicvalsecchi5611 2 года назад +8

      @@morgan0__o you are not meant to stay in that form for a long time… it would be good but not necessary because his teams work in a rotation

    • @morgan0__o
      @morgan0__o 2 года назад +20

      @@dominicvalsecchi5611 "not meant to stay in that form" bruh his collected miscellany keeps bragging about him being "tactical" in his modes of fighting, you can't be tactical when you're forced with your bow for 35 seconds!
      I'm not saying remove the cooldown or make it blatantly short, just don't make it abnormally long, such a canonically powerful character reduced to such a short rotation...

  • @enigmaticsheep5655
    @enigmaticsheep5655 3 года назад +3788

    Childe as a boss: 😈
    Childe as a literal child: 😃

  • @linobunn
    @linobunn 3 года назад +6461

    everyone: you don't need childe
    childe simps in the distance: **tar tar taglia intensifies**

    • @loversinthemoonn
      @loversinthemoonn 3 года назад +168

      Not me- (literally me)

    • @yayayayayya4595
      @yayayayayya4595 3 года назад +140

      I sang the whole song with my childe out my friend while she was afk,
      *she heard it all*

    • @daniellehasly3355
      @daniellehasly3355 3 года назад +7

      Sisoi

    • @maaeelisss
      @maaeelisss 3 года назад +36

      Tar-Tar-Tartaglia Lover ❤️ of Snezhnayan queen there was a cat that really was ✨ goneee

    • @yayayayayya4595
      @yayayayayya4595 3 года назад +25

      @@maaeelisss tar-tar-taglia Snezhnaya’s greatest love ❤️ machine
      It was a shame how he carried onnnn

  • @m_1230
    @m_1230 2 года назад +248

    I still want him,even if he remains at lvl 1 idc I need him for emotional support

  • @lildee1734
    @lildee1734 2 года назад +45

    Boss Childe: Op, Rich, basically just amazing
    Childe as a playable character:
    *'Shimatta' every five seconds*

  • @Z4i-fi
    @Z4i-fi 3 года назад +5065

    The boss childe: S t r o n g a s h e c k
    But childe as playable: he’s a dead "CHILDE"

    • @kristofer6413
      @kristofer6413 3 года назад +43

      Shame on us on killing a childe every week

    • @amity.mp3
      @amity.mp3 3 года назад +53

      @@kristofer6413 "What would you do if there was a Childe right in front of you?"

    • @arwasaad7573
      @arwasaad7573 3 года назад +19

      “Childe without the E”

    • @hikarialt9463
      @hikarialt9463 3 года назад +4

      Bro I got him his damage literally has 25 im dead

    • @g6a0912
      @g6a0912 3 года назад +3

      *hecc

  • @glareeedowotb
    @glareeedowotb 3 года назад +2954

    Also childe as boss: 30k dmg
    Childe playable: 100k dmg

    • @johnquincyadams1134
      @johnquincyadams1134 3 года назад +363

      isnt he one of the very very few character capable of dealing a million dmg

    • @glareeedowotb
      @glareeedowotb 3 года назад +659

      @@johnquincyadams1134 he is but you can do that pretty much only when you are Tony To

    • @halamadruuid2380
      @halamadruuid2380 3 года назад +304

      @@johnquincyadams1134 Pretty much impossible as an f2p

    • @yamete3329
      @yamete3329 3 года назад +224

      @@johnquincyadams1134 tomy to did 1million with barbara lmao

    • @yamete3329
      @yamete3329 3 года назад +126

      @@johnquincyadams1134 also he did first ever 2million hu tao

  • @iamabot26
    @iamabot26 2 года назад +55

    Childe in battle: Summons whale
    Childe in banner: Whale summons childe

  • @kittyprisoner3057
    @kittyprisoner3057 2 года назад +29

    2:13 that was pretty cool until he drowned.

  • @jovanekiii
    @jovanekiii 3 года назад +2599

    The Boss vs The Boss when you unlock him as a playable character:

    • @audreychao2547
      @audreychao2547 3 года назад +6

      Tooo tru

    • @Brixegael
      @Brixegael 2 года назад +2

      you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

    • @user-zq7vi8lm4z
      @user-zq7vi8lm4z 2 года назад +12

      meanwhile playble vergil : THIS IS POWER

    • @Spritzkrieg
      @Spritzkrieg 2 года назад

      @@user-zq7vi8lm4z
      I was looking for this comment

    • @BerryQute
      @BerryQute 2 года назад +1

      @•Kyle Procrastinates• lol but I don’t understand this comment

  • @fripp863
    @fripp863 3 года назад +2309

    this is literally "when you unlock the boss as a playable character"

    • @yoshiyuki9896
      @yoshiyuki9896 3 года назад +60

      sounds like every MiHoYo games

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 3 года назад +22

      @@yoshiyuki9896 when you cant solo HoV with only HoV

    • @Sholver
      @Sholver 3 года назад +2

      @@helper_bot Lmao YES

    • @lynling7830
      @lynling7830 3 года назад +3

      I only know one man that defied this rule

    • @phos5865
      @phos5865 3 года назад +4

      maybe i dont wanna save for scaramouche😭😭

  • @sylveonumbreon6090
    @sylveonumbreon6090 2 года назад +13

    When you're a simp: "THAT TITLE CAN'T STOP ME, 'CAUSE I CAN'T READ!"
    (I swear i'm crying 'cause i couldn't get the characters i wanted for him, but i WANT HIM)

  • @yaeshogun69
    @yaeshogun69 2 года назад +12

    A guy in the comments pointed out that there's an explanation to this, bc Childe used his form against the ruin guards and now he can't do too much.
    It would be so cool if you could make him gain back his powers by upping his constellation, maybe with a little quest for each constellation

  • @nezuko4014
    @nezuko4014 3 года назад +3053

    Everyone: waifu is temporary
    Childe: *BUT MY ELEMENTAL SKILL IS ETERNAL*

    • @user-df5is8jy6n
      @user-df5is8jy6n 3 года назад +117

      elemental skill (cd)

    • @Agus450_xXproXx
      @Agus450_xXproXx 2 года назад +38

      Shut up, ayaka banner is eternal

    • @Chikilin2206
      @Chikilin2206 2 года назад +155

      Raiden Shogun wants to know your elemental skill's location.

    • @Kris-tm7nq
      @Kris-tm7nq 2 года назад +64

      *Raiden Shogun liked that*

    • @raidenshogun9215
      @raidenshogun9215 2 года назад +85

      Did someone say eternal?

  • @jorellgoh
    @jorellgoh 3 года назад +1778

    Childe having a child
    This is why abyss sibling wants to kill gods bc they aren't being godly about this shet

  • @robot3759
    @robot3759 2 года назад +142

    See I was always super disappointed by how Tartaglia was implemented as a character. His whole idea seems to be about changing from one form to another, but all you get is ranged to melee, one of which you use almost 24/7 and the other you never use at all. It would have been so much better if say his normal stance was say hydro, his e stance being electro, and his Q being Foul Legacy which just powers up whichever mode you are in to the max. I feel that then he could have some interesting team synergies where you run 2 burst DPS's of say hyrdo and electro and use their ults in opposite Tartaglia stances for super high DPS, but it would take 3 characters slots as a tradeoff and you get no real support. Basically, just make him a complete glass cannon that you can't really run supports with, but does such high damage that the risk is worth the reward.

    • @fateless3239
      @fateless3239 2 года назад +15

      You have no idea how broken that would be? Do you?

    • @robot3759
      @robot3759 2 года назад +37

      @@fateless3239 Oh I do, I perfectly understand how broken that would be. The question you mean to ask is "Do you care about how broken that would be?" to which I reply "No."

    • @ihatescammers2477
      @ihatescammers2477 2 года назад +1

      Is that not different forms range to melee????

    • @robot3759
      @robot3759 2 года назад +6

      @@ihatescammers2477 It is, but I'm saying that it's a poor implementation of this idea of changing forms.

    • @spyho7406
      @spyho7406 2 года назад +9

      @@robot3759 why do you think mihoyo won’t do it then 🗿

  • @banyalaplace
    @banyalaplace 2 года назад +10

    Everytime I feel bad for not having been able to summon this, I come back to this video

  • @francesluquis8381
    @francesluquis8381 3 года назад +837

    "Why you don't need Childe"
    For some reason after watching this I want him even more

    • @jyll
      @jyll 3 года назад +90

      Reverse psychology

    • @sweetwolfiesam9417
      @sweetwolfiesam9417 3 года назад +5

      Same gurl

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 3 года назад +42

      Exactly. Him being derpy and not perfect just makes me love him more x)

    • @selmathorell3553
      @selmathorell3553 3 года назад +16

      @@zaidingle nobody asked. . . . no but like dudee do u have to make me jealous like that huhu I didnt get a single Rosaria after 90 pulls ;-;

    • @poyohime
      @poyohime 3 года назад +1

      @@selmathorell3553 you’ll get her eventually since she isn’t an exclusive character like childe

  • @justabrokezombie6252
    @justabrokezombie6252 3 года назад +1616

    2:24 Wow, Zhongli actually did it... he made Childe poor...

  • @kyla1080
    @kyla1080 2 года назад +14

    This video made me not pull for him on his first rerun. But now i got him on the first day of his second rerun and leveled him up to 90, i have no regrets :D

  • @gagakaeru
    @gagakaeru 2 года назад +6

    childe as a boss: has a water shild
    childe as playeble: has a zhongli shild

  • @MrBruh-dv9fv
    @MrBruh-dv9fv 3 года назад +814

    Childe in cutscenes: *destroys 10 ruin guards in 10 seconds*
    Childe when I got to try him out: *gets absolutely destroyed by lowly fatui recruits*

    • @garobatintali
      @garobatintali 3 года назад +37

      Man your childe must be low level

    • @MrBruh-dv9fv
      @MrBruh-dv9fv 3 года назад +99

      @@garobatintali I don't even have him. It was literally his story quest where I got to try him as a trial character and he was tragically weak.

    • @garobatintali
      @garobatintali 3 года назад +12

      @@MrBruh-dv9fv Well i think he kinda decent and i really like his gameplay

    • @ObviousHUN
      @ObviousHUN 3 года назад +65

      @@MrBruh-dv9fv Me with my Childe: *Casually deleting enemies*

    • @dragonmastertheedgeking1595
      @dragonmastertheedgeking1595 3 года назад +26

      @@MrBruh-dv9fv That fight was easy, what the hell are you talking about?

  • @oliver6659
    @oliver6659 3 года назад +471

    Childe as Boss:"can summon a whale"
    Childe as a Character: *YOU'RE THE WHALE*

  • @newkid7736
    @newkid7736 2 года назад +6

    Now this explains the definition of fighting a boss and having it as a playable character.

  • @isakisak9989
    @isakisak9989 2 года назад +4

    Literaly perfect example of the boss when you fight him vs when you unlock him as a playable character meme.

  • @threefs2082
    @threefs2082 3 года назад +532

    2:24
    The reason why Childe only has 53 mora becuase of Zhongli

  • @majorgeneral_ephd8931
    @majorgeneral_ephd8931 3 года назад +1492

    “Why you don’t need Childe”
    *Yes now I can finally save up for Zhongli*

    • @hikizujin
      @hikizujin 3 года назад +4

      ;-; hahahaha

    • @kokolexx
      @kokolexx 3 года назад +162

      Next week's video : why you don't need zhongli

    • @ginoraft3980
      @ginoraft3980 3 года назад +13

      Zhongli is perfect!! uwu

    • @PuteraNadim
      @PuteraNadim 3 года назад +5

      I have both haha

    • @BeelAki
      @BeelAki 3 года назад +9

      @AlexJonathan yes now I can summon for Eula!

  • @Ashen_squad
    @Ashen_squad 2 года назад +44

    I feel like i'm the only one that calles him by a different name depending on how he appears. When he's as an opponent or a story character, i call him Childe, but when he's playable i call him Tartaglia. Is it just me?

    • @popcycle7169
      @popcycle7169 2 года назад +1

      That's a cool idea

    • @Ashen_squad
      @Ashen_squad 2 года назад +2

      @@popcycle7169 I've been calling him like that since i noticed in the character archive that he was called Tartaglia

  • @victorjun2421
    @victorjun2421 2 года назад +52

    His rerun is coming and i'm about to send this to a toxic Childe main.

    • @impendingoof964
      @impendingoof964 2 года назад +22

      You’re the one who toxic, No need to harass other players over a character, If you don’t like that character then ignore it.

    • @victorjun2421
      @victorjun2421 2 года назад +16

      @@impendingoof964 Dude, that's literally why i'm sending it to him. He trashtalks everyone who doesn't use Childe, and if you say something about the character he goes haywire against everything.

    • @impendingoof964
      @impendingoof964 2 года назад +20

      @@victorjun2421 dang, then I have no objections.

    • @impendingoof964
      @impendingoof964 2 года назад +7

      @@victorjun2421 Not all childe mains are like that though, I’m a childe main myself and I can understand why ppl are skipping him.

    • @victorjun2421
      @victorjun2421 2 года назад +2

      @@impendingoof964 Not all, i know. Some Childe mains are pretty chill and they even carry me in co-op since i can't do much damage yet. Definitely gonna pull for him soon.
      But this guy in specific is insufferable.

  • @pao2725
    @pao2725 3 года назад +699

    The thumbnail scarred me for the rest of my life

    • @gzsofi5
      @gzsofi5 3 года назад +5

      But in the end it was just funny. XD

    • @itsaquagamer6101
      @itsaquagamer6101 3 года назад +1

      What was the thumbnail before?

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel 3 года назад +10189

    I know this is a joke, but I legit am upset how his Constellation is literally a whale...Yet none of his attacks incorporate it :\
    Would it kill Mihoyo to give my Boi Tartag a good ol whale animation in his Elemental Burst?😂

    • @catherineyuson7696
      @catherineyuson7696 3 года назад +79

      56 mins ago-
      *why am I happy*

    • @episfun6596
      @episfun6596 3 года назад +228

      Bow stance ult: take it or leave it

    • @arctus4272
      @arctus4272 3 года назад +21

      put childe on your vette

    • @eisupremacy9861
      @eisupremacy9861 3 года назад +21

      Didn't expect to find you here xD

    • @epxix
      @epxix 3 года назад +6

      damn you’re here too?

  • @keiishere511
    @keiishere511 2 года назад +6

    I'd imagine his constellation when he first came out is having a temporary shield when having a certain amount of health much like Kaeya's

  • @PLC-vh4hp
    @PLC-vh4hp 2 года назад +3

    Childe: w-... who are you?..
    Childe: I'm you. But playable.

  • @HRavenfolks
    @HRavenfolks 3 года назад +556

    everybody gangsta until mihoyo announce a rework and added foul legacy transformation to Childe

    • @anna7_8476
      @anna7_8476 3 года назад +73

      May your words come true
      I pray

    • @HRavenfolks
      @HRavenfolks 3 года назад +15

      Amen brother

    • @BangSuRo
      @BangSuRo 3 года назад +18

      Ameno 🙏

    • @tootsayshihi8745
      @tootsayshihi8745 3 года назад +45

      And then it has a 5 minute cooldown

    • @zehra7755
      @zehra7755 3 года назад +2

      Let us pray to the Anemo God and offer special items to Rex Lapis for that to come true

  • @Azsrael.
    @Azsrael. 2 года назад +557

    childe: has 53 mora
    mona: this man, could he be one of "my people"

  • @ahmadalbab4309
    @ahmadalbab4309 2 года назад +3

    MANNN...i just came here after i heard about childe rerun...then i saw the facts here...It really discouraged me to pull childe🗿🗿🗿

  • @CodGod16
    @CodGod16 2 года назад +3

    Boss childe: Foul legacy
    Playable childe: fouled out!

  • @justmeunicorn
    @justmeunicorn 3 года назад +859

    Boss Childe when he sees the playable version of himself: "Pathetic"

    • @JKudasai
      @JKudasai 2 года назад +24

      This is basically the avengers meme:
      You're weak.
      I'm you.

  • @monasfart7835
    @monasfart7835 3 года назад +298

    childe foul legacy:
    beidou Q + Tartaglia E

    • @yuy3605
      @yuy3605 3 года назад +5

      soooo true

    • @internetsapphic8568
      @internetsapphic8568 3 года назад +8

      beidou is my main dps and childe is my sub. they are pretty neat tbh

    • @n0nenone
      @n0nenone 3 года назад

      Ew

    • @Teemo282
      @Teemo282 3 года назад

      Yep :)

    • @datdood0
      @datdood0 3 года назад

      and there's me who doesn't have any of them...

  • @terribletornado4850
    @terribletornado4850 2 года назад +1

    Also, Childe YEETING an arrow on his attack like:
    WHY
    WON'T
    THIS
    HIT
    THE
    *FUCK IT*

  • @husbisjjsjsjssh
    @husbisjjsjsjssh 2 года назад

    man just started dancing when u trying to shoot he double rickrolled us

  • @user-jf8yl8sz5m
    @user-jf8yl8sz5m 3 года назад +300

    Childe in the Golden House: Harbinger of Fatui
    Childe as players’ teammate: the best toy shopper in Liyue

  • @kawamonori1463
    @kawamonori1463 3 года назад +310

    Childe as a boss: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Childe as a playable character: シ

  • @Dartron42
    @Dartron42 2 года назад +3

    I was planning on weather to get hu Tao or childe in the 2.2 update but after I saw that cool down I said nah fam bank you can go back to minding your own business

    • @halomoment7205
      @halomoment7205 2 года назад

      That cd was tripled due to a domain thing btw, his max cooldown is 45 seconds if you’re playing really stupidly, standard and optimal cd will be around 13 seconds most likely.

    • @Labyrinth_slayed
      @Labyrinth_slayed 2 года назад

      Also hu tao is much better

  • @hilbertharmonia931
    @hilbertharmonia931 2 года назад +1

    I mean, I can understand removing huge attacks like the whale or the foul legacy transformation since it is a bit too much work to do, but they could have at least kept his shield and the sprint could have been the "sliding" one just to at least keep it similiar to the original, I can understand it's hard work to animate a giant whale for every situation or changing his element, even because the Traveler is the one who can use every element even at the same time in some animations, sure they can't use it at the same time while playing but I can understand why they want to avoid a double element character to be playable, that would be too OP with or without transformation, plus there's also the chance they have something in mind and want to use this detail of being able to use two elements with the Traveler unless the Traveler will unlock a different (their original) power towards the end which will also (I hope) finally make them have a animation like all the other 5 stars.
    I mean, Barbara have one and she's a 4 star why should the traveler not have it being a 5 star?
    Probably because they don't want to animate seven different burst and they will only when they unlock their real power.

  • @elrashomacuin715
    @elrashomacuin715 3 года назад +452

    Holy shit that thumbnail is cursed asf

    • @pawilox
      @pawilox 3 года назад +12

      childe: its our baby LOOK

    • @DanDoesStuffs
      @DanDoesStuffs 3 года назад +27

      "hey girlie, I'm expecting"

    • @tofu2543
      @tofu2543 3 года назад +14

      @@DanDoesStuffs "to see you this weekend when i deliver"

    • @aeropureinhakase855
      @aeropureinhakase855 3 года назад +2

      Not my first time seeing

    • @iamtheonewhofunny
      @iamtheonewhofunny 3 года назад

      a boy guy having a baby i see it because his face is a boy not a girl

  • @lisaminci5735
    @lisaminci5735 3 года назад +169

    "in terms of mora we don't have mora but in terms of primogems we have primogems"
    -ceo of geo daddy zhongli

    • @gamers_only3091
      @gamers_only3091 3 года назад +1

      He's annoying fans and simps like you, ruins he's reputation

    • @heheboi55
      @heheboi55 3 года назад +12

      @@gamers_only3091 chile. here, have a sweet madame. *totally not from timmie's pigeons* 🤠👍

    • @gamers_only3091
      @gamers_only3091 3 года назад +1

      @@heheboi55 Fck you, simp

    • @olhermitte5857
      @olhermitte5857 3 года назад +11

      @@gamers_only3091 Hey Chill mate why are you angry? Oh i get it instead of having the promotional characters or any other standard on your pity knowing that you have only 2 5 stars characters, you got a C3 keqing :(
      I feel ya man no need to get angry on the weird but enjoyable community of Genshin.

    • @samuellinn
      @samuellinn 3 года назад

      @@gamers_only3091 Someone got Keqing on Childe banner eh?

  • @glencoconut
    @glencoconut 2 года назад +1

    nah why did i get this video recommended right after i caved and went from 130 fates saved since the yoimiya banner to 70 fates just to get him yesterday

  • @rustykoi1866
    @rustykoi1866 2 года назад +3

    Paimon : Childe? What, so we're supposed to dote on you?
    Me : Well, actually yes lol

  • @damneverythinghurtsstartsb3227
    @damneverythinghurtsstartsb3227 3 года назад +407

    that thumbnail is cursed...
    *I love it*

    • @saino5382
      @saino5382 3 года назад +5

      Then you have a problem! 😂

    • @witakoyaki
      @witakoyaki 3 года назад +81

      so does your profile picture bestie 😟

    • @bmth692
      @bmth692 3 года назад +9

      nice cute g

    • @rizamalik3020
      @rizamalik3020 3 года назад +25

      THAT SOME YEE YEE ASS HAIRCUT

    • @TheOtherMarch
      @TheOtherMarch 3 года назад +9

      I like ya cut g

  • @pistacchio_
    @pistacchio_ 3 года назад +125

    Headcanon: Boss Childe is how we see him vs Playable Childe is how he sees himself

  • @miyakumi
    @miyakumi 2 года назад +1

    glad this video exist to convince myself because I wasn't able to get him in banner

  • @AppleBanana5839
    @AppleBanana5839 2 года назад +2

    Childe as boss: "am destroys u in 2 second bish"
    Childe as playable character: "mumu i can sumon a lwighting lwok big whael og"

  • @bilge5687
    @bilge5687 3 года назад +202

    He is handsome is a enough reason to get him

    • @Azaleaaah
      @Azaleaaah 3 года назад

      Exactly

    • @ignivite3592
      @ignivite3592 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @xhnk1313
      @xhnk1313 3 года назад

      True

    • @janx__x
      @janx__x 3 года назад

      amen

    • @PC-vc1su
      @PC-vc1su 3 года назад +4

      I want him just to stare at him but then I realize I climb a lot and I die a lot, so zhongli wins this round lmao

  • @strawberry_hot1186
    @strawberry_hot1186 2 года назад +301

    My friend has Childe and,she build him so well that he can kill Childe in his normal form in one attack!

    • @lindas4380
      @lindas4380 2 года назад +86

      same, my friend built her Childe as her main and he can literally one shot opponents, it's pretty crazy. I think it goes to show that it's not the character itself that's strong but how you build.

    • @Skymin1
      @Skymin1 2 года назад +27

      @@lindas4380 No, its a combination of both

    • @xiao2653
      @xiao2653 2 года назад +5

      @@Skymin1 Indeed.

    • @shifu1311
      @shifu1311 2 года назад +9

      @@bunnycakes4950 this “one shot” was probably performed with the support of a well built Bennett and kazuha/sucrose, along with vaporize support from a good pyro applied like xiangling. I’d really doubt he one shot the boss fight with only childe

    • @RedUponTheRose
      @RedUponTheRose Год назад +2

      I NEED DETAILS RN

  • @boitoju
    @boitoju Год назад

    I watch the video again only for Child can "summon" the thunder part😂. I still remember the first time I saw that

  • @oblivion.4974
    @oblivion.4974 3 месяца назад +1

    Its just like what Scaramouche said:
    Reality...its pain.

  • @allen9370
    @allen9370 3 года назад +484

    Childe as a boss: *Doesn't hold back his power*
    Childe as playable:"I'm willing to follow you but I can only use 10% of my power"
    Edit: so "10% power" means weak according to a certain someone who read the context incorrectly and respond to this joke lol

    • @qrowbranwen8245
      @qrowbranwen8245 3 года назад +45

      wouldn't it be amazing if inazuma unlocks and you can convert Childe to electro at the statue of the seven? I know that only the traveler can change elements, but still.....

    • @wonkychonky4023
      @wonkychonky4023 3 года назад +26

      @@qrowbranwen8245
      If childe can turn into electro, he will have the foul legacy transformation, and that would just make him too overpowered, so I don't think so-

    • @gzsofi5
      @gzsofi5 3 года назад +10

      Childe: Mihoyo nerfed me...

    • @qrowbranwen8245
      @qrowbranwen8245 3 года назад +32

      @@wonkychonky4023 keep in mind that he takes damage for being in that form for too long, so if he can lose hp to compensate the power, i see no problems with having it in-game, or if anything else, i kinda want a miniature whale aoe :)

    • @wonkychonky4023
      @wonkychonky4023 3 года назад +12

      @@qrowbranwen8245 the concept is nice, but I don't think mihoyo will add it because it might cause some problems-

  • @pr0to_zy431
    @pr0to_zy431 3 года назад +135

    “I hope the unlocked boss weapon has a great move set”
    The boss weapon:

    • @Bugermanchi
      @Bugermanchi 2 года назад +5

      Dark souls boss weapons in a nutshell

    • @zakhwanrosli3519
      @zakhwanrosli3519 2 года назад

      @@Bugermanchi Farron greatsword is cool tho

  • @erngenghispadayao4211
    @erngenghispadayao4211 2 года назад +2

    Gonna get Childe coz he's gonna be super cool with Ei's coordinated attacks while in melee form. 😎 And changing from bow to melee is kinda cool.

  • @Noluxes
    @Noluxes 2 года назад +1

    If they just add the slide to the quick dash of Childe I would be happy

  • @-Theo-
    @-Theo- 3 года назад +354

    I didn’t listen to this video, I summoned for him, I got him, and I don’t regret it a single bit. He’s amazing, definitely my favorite to play.

    • @zeynepeylulhastaoglu233
      @zeynepeylulhastaoglu233 3 года назад +4

      U.U

    • @M7trmalwagt
      @M7trmalwagt 3 года назад +11

      Nice

    • @yuzahira6551
      @yuzahira6551 3 года назад +26

      Same bro, my main DPS and my first 5★

    • @Dylan-ni1tc
      @Dylan-ni1tc 3 года назад +4

      i thought the same when his banner first out (not in the rerun), he's doin well in the world (comms, weekly boss, etc) ,made him the first character i fully build. Then i tried spiral abyss, instant regret pulling for him.

    • @-Theo-
      @-Theo- 3 года назад +24

      Dylan
      He does really well in spiral abyss for me, plus spiral abyss isn’t the entire game

  • @citruschan5111
    @citruschan5111 3 года назад +255

    I-it’s too late- I already spent all my primogems for childe

    • @citruschan5111
      @citruschan5111 3 года назад +18

      At least I got him tho lmao

    • @carrotqueen4066
      @carrotqueen4066 3 года назад +11

      Same
      But didn't got him :')

    • @citruschan5111
      @citruschan5111 3 года назад +1

      @@carrotqueen4066 damn-

    • @M7trmalwagt
      @M7trmalwagt 3 года назад +7

      His is very strong buddy

    • @devam8192
      @devam8192 3 года назад +17

      You did a good thing summoning for him he's strong and I think the most funnest character to play as. Deleting mobs with him is just........ahhh.

  • @frozencheeze780
    @frozencheeze780 2 года назад +3

    Another reason why you don’t need childe 00:58 he is a power ranger needing to save earth everyday

  • @alkzz_08
    @alkzz_08 2 года назад +6

    Imagine if all those skill childe was using during the boss fight was implemented in-game how op would childe be?

  • @rin_random
    @rin_random 3 года назад +63

    The purpose of this vid is to appease the pain who wanted him but run out of luck.

    • @yuy3605
      @yuy3605 3 года назад +4

      having no expectations will make it less painful 😔

    • @brunamachado9155
      @brunamachado9155 3 года назад +4

      I got Keqing in the pity, and I’m still trying to wish for him... currently at 25... there’s still 5 days left, he’s gonna come right? :(

    • @rin_random
      @rin_random 3 года назад +3

      @@brunamachado9155 ♪ there can be miracles, if u believe ♪

    • @brunamachado9155
      @brunamachado9155 3 года назад +2

      @@rin_random you’re the best

    • @eliphung5354
      @eliphung5354 3 года назад +1

      yes im watching this to ease my pain from not getting childe

  • @garou_10
    @garou_10 3 года назад +37

    Childe is the "when u fight boss vs when u unlock him as playable character" meme's live example

  • @dumbnfreshh
    @dumbnfreshh 2 года назад +1

    when you fight the boss vs when you get the boss as a playable character

  • @revealatus6875
    @revealatus6875 2 года назад +4

    0:22 PLS SHOOT ME

  • @chillibean8438
    @chillibean8438 3 года назад +41

    “Why you dont need childe”
    Me who already has him: too late 🤡

  • @yoko2334
    @yoko2334 3 года назад +22

    why was the sliding part so funny-

  • @jerylamare9122
    @jerylamare9122 2 года назад +1

    Boss childe: Sliding
    Playable Childe: _Moonwalking_

  • @Xu_dreams
    @Xu_dreams 2 года назад +4

    He could actually summon thunder strikes but only in rain and will damage both players and monsters

  • @catadmirer264
    @catadmirer264 3 года назад +39

    can we talk about childe foul legacy transformation is a literal mahou shojo transformation scene

  • @michelletan03
    @michelletan03 3 года назад +50

    I love Childe. That’s all the reason I need.

  • @rahma61216
    @rahma61216 2 года назад +1

    The sliding one made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @dummy5665
    @dummy5665 2 года назад +1

    When your teacher asks you to work on a compare and contrast project:

  • @xvi7028
    @xvi7028 3 года назад +123

    In terms of pity, we have no pity
    Got Childe instead of Rosaria on a single
    R.I.P to my pity for Eula

    • @someonerandom7398
      @someonerandom7398 3 года назад +1

      Bruh me too now I have c1 childe I'm so salty

    • @someonerandom7398
      @someonerandom7398 3 года назад +2

      Worst part, it was confirmed event character pity because I already got diluc from the banner, even worst was I only used 34 wishes to get him ._.

    • @zra4191
      @zra4191 3 года назад +13

      @@someonerandom7398 people who have guranteed 5 star are more scared pulling for 4 stars in a banner with a 5 star they dont want than those who have 50/50

    • @neyo231
      @neyo231 3 года назад +1

      @@someonerandom7398 F maybe skip zhongli banner do all events / dailies religiously and hope for the best?

    • @Azaleaaah
      @Azaleaaah 3 года назад +1

      Husbando is eternal

  • @maryleas9419
    @maryleas9419 3 года назад +288

    Imagine not building him and calling him bad after :')

    • @luxray147
      @luxray147 3 года назад +119

      Right ? I mean, i know this video is a joke but the fact that there are some people who think Childe is bad really baffles me

    • @random_eli_fan3767
      @random_eli_fan3767 3 года назад +30

      Lmaoo my childe is my main rn and he is so good at dps

    • @maryleas9419
      @maryleas9419 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @magiveem
      @magiveem 3 года назад +14

      Even if he was bad in sure simps will pull
      I mean like me.

    • @luxray147
      @luxray147 3 года назад +25

      @@magiveem Yeah, even if he was the worst character i would still play him just to spite others lmao

  • @klarathe4th
    @klarathe4th 2 года назад

    yk if they give more characters more fashion options i vote for if u have childe that u can get his delsuion outfit and play as him in his delusion outfit

  • @AESHH_Underscore
    @AESHH_Underscore 2 года назад

    the fact that i got a xiao ad at the begining makes this more perfect

  • @Melissa_-kb1le
    @Melissa_-kb1le 3 года назад +64

    The fact that i get recommended this after I accidentally got childe while trying to build up pity

    • @louser6186
      @louser6186 3 года назад

      Hi sis 🥴

    • @lehuynguyen8400
      @lehuynguyen8400 3 года назад

      Me too

    • @adoroselatte
      @adoroselatte 3 года назад

      oop- 🥲

    • @beemerpepper282
      @beemerpepper282 3 года назад +5

      wanted rosaria and got this idiot in hard pity

    • @tsunami3963
      @tsunami3963 3 года назад +14

      @@beemerpepper282 well I mean if you were in hard pity you should've seen it coming

  • @darkshadow7163
    @darkshadow7163 3 года назад +53

    Hey hey playable childe can also summon "Whale"

    • @drapas
      @drapas 3 года назад +14

      It's actually the other way around - whale summons playable Childe

    • @localfriendlycloud7720
      @localfriendlycloud7720 3 года назад

      My god lmao

    • @takatouyogiri9306
      @takatouyogiri9306 3 года назад +1

      not really, I'm a child user f2p, he's not bad for F2P as long as he knows how to play

  • @reezly360
    @reezly360 2 года назад +1

    Of course this comes in my recommendation when i finally decide to save for childe

  • @potatostar18
    @potatostar18 2 года назад +1

    The boss when you fight it vs the boss as a playable character:

  • @igniscastor1489
    @igniscastor1489 3 года назад +6

    0:16 That boss sliding animation tho...
    🕴️🌊🚹🌊🚹🌊🚹🌊🚹🌊🚹🌊

  • @ItsWxffle
    @ItsWxffle 2 года назад

    Childe:*holds the longest cooldown for his E
    In the future:Still holds it

  • @muhammadadnan1451
    @muhammadadnan1451 2 года назад

    i hope they add power awakening or something in the future, like this childe transformation, Zhongli could transform to his dragon form like in the cutscene, etc