as someone who was part of the discord who uncovered the cult ending in the first place and actively worked on trying to get it, it actually makes me really happy and a bit emotional to finally see this put into the full game. i can understand why they cut it, although i have to admit im slightly sad it didn't go in there as originally planned because it wouldve been nice to have an end to this wild goose chase earlier, haha. we fuckin made it exposeph discord
Here's the TLDR of my theory first: So this place is presented as heaven, but in reality it's hell. I guess it's up to interpretation. But given the narrative and eery music... I would say "This is the bad place." You're in hell. Just a theory. I guess all of these clues are left up to interpretation, but each of them has a back story through the symbols in the game, and the name of the characters. Ready for all of the clues? Let's jump down the rabbit hole. Again, Joseph says "All that religious mumbo jumbo wasn't entirely false. I am a man of the cloth, just not the cloth you're thinking of. I am the conduit for something beautiful, Jimmy, something pure, and you have the honor of being part of it." In Christianity, who raised Jesus? Joseph ("Christiansen") and (the Virgin) Mary. Joseph says the kids aren't his actual kids. Merely vessels. We see three kids in the dungeon. At the end she says there are four. How did Mary get pregnant with only gay men left in the town? Immaculate conception? But is it Jesus or the other bringer of light (Lucifer)? Let's look at the Jimmy part of Jimmy Buffet. Jimmy is a nickname for James. "James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ." As many as SIX different men in the Bible are named James. There are six spirals coming from the circle symbol with the Star in the middle. Note that you wake up underground in the middle of the the cul-de-sac (circle shaped street) surrounded by the houses of the SIX other men in the game (Mat, Craig, Hugo, Brian, Damien, and Robert), not including you (Jimmy) and Joseph Christiansen. So who is the star in the middle of the circle? Jesus, is referred to as "the bright Morning Star" in the Christian Bible. Lucifer, is also a name based on the name for the Morning Star. Joseph mentions a beacon of unfathomable light (note a lighthouse on the map in the game.) Lucifer also means "light bringer." The light house ties in with the yacht (a boat), and Joseph mentions his predecessor was Jonah. Jonah is the name given in the Hebrew Bible to a prophet of the northern kingdom of Israel in about the 8th century BCE. He is the eponymous central figure of the Book of Jonah, in which he is called upon by God to travel to Nineveh (The original meaning of the name is unclear but may have referred to a patron goddess. The cuneiform for Ninâ (𒀏) is a fish within a house (cf. Aramaic nuna, "fish")). and warn its residents of impending divine wrath. Instead, Jonah boards a ship to Tarshish. Caught in a storm, he orders the ship's crew to cast him overboard, whereupon he is swallowed by a giant fish. Note that fake demon "Amanda" then says "you didn't see a whale did you? you poor thing." Yes, I know technically whales aren't fish, they're mammals, but there is a parallel. The whale could also be a moby dick reference and his wild goose chase, or whale hunt if you will. "towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool!" The yacht sinks. Boating accident. Side note on Saul, the name of detective. Saul (Tiberian: Šā'ul, meaning "asked for, prayed for"), according to the Hebrew Bible, was the first king of the Kingdom of Israel and Judah. Joseph says he needed to gather enough of the misery of the dad's to summon "our eternal king." Which king is he referring to? How mysterious. Okay so why Mr. Buffet? His song "Margaritaville" and it's lyrics: Strummin' my SIX string on my front porch swing Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil (it's hot where he is...) Wastin' away again in Margaritaville (Hell) Searchin' for my long lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame (In the Bible, Lot's wife is a figure first mentioned in Genesis 19. The Book of Genesis describes how she became a pillar of salt after she looked back at Sodom *cough sodomy*. Divine judgment was passed upon Sodom and Gomorrah and two neighboring cities, which were consumed by fire and brimstone. The idea of a hellish corrupted place.) Dream Daddy was going to be the gay "Doki Doki"
@@Randomfactory56 True and i actually started liking her during the date with robert and i like her even more after this even though she's a bitch, A bitch who saves life
In his route they're actually pretty cute but joseph's still the absolute worst for fvcking you and being like "all night last night i only thought of my wife and even though i told you we broke up and thats why you were okay doing it with me in the first place im gonna guilt trip you saying i was a married man. Like i hate him sm he was about to be my 2nd fav route after damians
Did anyone notice how Roberts hand tattoo matches the same cult symbol and how he says that the tattoo is a “reminder”? Maybe he was involved with the cult a while back?
Settings I think I used to unlock (spoilers, obviously): Thick Tank Bod (default skin tone with "Hair" checkbox checked), oval head, balding hair (default color), wide eyes (I don't think color matters), (EDIT:) Roman nose, cheese mouth, wizard brows (default color), no facial hair, pilot glasses (default color), no piercings, Tommy Bananas suit, and name him Jimmy Buffett. You'll hear a change in the music when you get it right.
hi I did all of these things and got the spooky music but when i click be that dad it takes me straight into a new game and I don't get the congrats page where I can choose to enter the nightmare etc could you help me please :
(I actually figured out why it wasn't working there are set things you have to have experienced eg. get the knife off robert and walk mary home so I have now completed the ending ^~^ )
Yeh, I just applied something I assumed was the way to get it before the dlc was added into the game. I just couldn't pin down what age and era of Jimmy Buffett it was since all his looks were recreatable in the game so I was brute forcing not long after the patch hit hung up on the margaritaville era Jimmy. From it I got a giant save list of failed Jimmy clones, enough to supply South Florida concerts and dive bars for a few centuries.
The first time I played it, I never like him in the first place he gave the weird vibe like he was gonna kill me then when I watch this turn out it is true. No one is too perfect, he is too sus🕳️🧑🦯
This is the only ending I wanted to play so badly. And the last achievement that was before un-achievable. FINALLY omg. I was hoping they'd release it as an update back during october the year it came out. but hey, this year will work too. It's the day before halloween so perfect timing for that cult ending finally.
According to Joseph the kids were not his(they are vessels etc..) , so they were some kind of half-human half-old-god things, probably conceived during a ritual or such. It's a classic theme of Lovecraftian horror : people that are not really human but something else, cursed bloodlines and so on.. The eating alive too is a recurrent theme. So basically, yeah. It's also in at least a couple of Junji Ito stories.(another horror author)
In Christianity, who raised Jesus. Joesph (Christianson) and (the Virgin) Mary. Joesph says the kids aren't his actual kids. Merely vessels. We see three kids in the dungeon. At the end it says there are four.
Also Saul (/sɔːl/; Hebrew: שָׁאוּל, Modern: Ša'ul, Tiberian: Šā'ul, meaning "asked for, prayed for"), according to the Hebrew Bible, was the first king of the Kingdom of Israel and Judah. How mysterious.
No it hasn't. Joseph CHRISTianson says his children are just vessels. They're his spawn in a way. We see three children. In front of the detective (Virgin) Mary says she has four kids to take care of on her own... A new vessel.
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tfw all we wanted was a good ending for best guy and we got an even worse one haha... i definitely appreciate them putting it in though, after all this time wew
I kinda had a feeling that Joseph wasn't the clean-cut guy he made himself to be. And these children of his weren't very sympathetic to me either. But shit if that isn't insane I don't know what is.
++also! Unfortunately, I am not able to play it, and the only thing left for me was to watch let's play's. I really want a happy ending for Mary, ooh yeah
I honestly prefer to believe the Joseph on the first two dates was an act designed to cover up an evil occult agenda than the "canon" that he's just a great dad and an asshole husband. That way there is no longing for "what could have been" because it couldn't have ever been.
I had to skip towards the end of your video when I was trying the cult ending myself because I thought Dream Daddy was pulling my info from Steam for a spook, my birthday is actually March 22nd!
Okay here are my thoughts. 1. I played the Joseph path knowing there was something with a cult and I couldn't believe it bc he seemed so nice in the playthrough but now I am never going to pick him again. Lol 😂 2. I like Mary so much more after watching this 😂 3. I could not take it all seriously with how "we" looked 😂
I always have weird vibe from Joseph because he was the only one who has a wife and has a bad love ending, never knew he had multi affair and dark ending 😧😬
This is what I expected would be the original ending for someone like Joseph. Never trusted that guy, or the kids. A good ending with him just seems fake.
I feel so good playing the game and rooting for my Dream Daddy Robert instead. I rather help someone who's been through tough times and be by his side while he slowly recovers and I see his progress that makes me smile than be a sacrifice by some perfect family thing guy who's a physchopath😻🤞🏻
if your ever in a dungeon or dark place trying to get out, count. Counting will keep you sane, helps you keep track of time. So you dont literally go delusional. Thank you for the effort in this ending! **edit** you have a wonderful narrating voice!
That was so fun! I loved the but of horror they added in this, sort of wish it had been a regular option but I can see why some people would be upset I suppose.
This game's fandom felt like the one of the final bastions of shitty gatekeeping fans that got BTFO by both this ending and when the creators rightfully defended that one fanartist. Interesting how times change.
Krooccrook , iirc it’s a fanartist who genderbent all the characters which is problematic in its own right cause Damien is trans and also they made them all skinny which is kinda like.. you know. Either way I think the fan art was in poor taste but also people sent that fanartist death threats which is ridiculous. TLDR fanart was genderbent skinnybent dads disregarding the presence of a trans dad and people didn’t like it but some people got real uppity about it
AwesomeSpider4 there’s another point in my argument though, they skinnified all the other characters and Brian was made into another big titty anime monster. And I get what you’re saying in your reply, however I think that the whole premise of turning a trans male character into a trans female character is iffy at best
@@Chesterpie The one being problematic is you. Sorry but do you have logic? Damien is a trans guy. If you genderbend him, the character becomes a trans woman. That's basic damn logic. Also no, the artist didn't make them all skinny, the ginger whose name I always forget IS overweight even in the fanart. In my opinion the artist kept them all pretty close to the original designs and the art in itself was good. As a big gay, I approve wholeheartedly, 10/10 big gays would play Dream MILF
Here's the TLDR of my theory first: So this place is presented as heaven, but in reality it's hell. I guess it's up to interpretation. But given the narrative and eery music... I would say "This is the bad place." You're in hell. Just a theory. I guess all of these clues are left up to interpretation, but each of them has a back story through the symbols in the game, and the name of the characters. Ready for all of the clues? Let's jump down the rabbit hole. Again, Joseph says "All that religious mumbo jumbo wasn't entirely false. I am a man of the cloth, just not the cloth you're thinking of. I am the conduit for something beautiful, Jimmy, something pure, and you have the honor of being part of it." In Christianity, who raised Jesus? Joseph ("Christiansen") and (the Virgin) Mary. Joseph says the kids aren't his actual kids. Merely vessels. We see three kids in the dungeon. At the end she says there are four. How did Mary get pregnant with only gay men left in the town? Immaculate conception? But is it Jesus or the other bringer of light (Lucifer)? Let's look at the Jimmy part of Jimmy Buffet. Jimmy is a nickname for James. "James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ." As many as SIX different men in the Bible are named James. There are six spirals coming from the circle symbol with the Star in the middle. Note that you wake up underground in the middle of the the cul-de-sac (circle shaped street) surrounded by the houses of the SIX other men in the game (Mat, Craig, Hugo, Brian, Damien, and Robert), not including you (Jimmy) and Joseph Christiansen. So who is the star in the middle of the circle? Jesus, is referred to as "the bright Morning Star" in the Christian Bible. Lucifer, is also a name based on the name for the Morning Star. Mary, mother of Jesus, is called "morning star" in the Litany of Loreto. Joseph mentions a beacon of unfathomable light (note a lighthouse on the map in the game.) Lucifer also means "light bringer." The light house ties in with the yacht (a boat), and Joseph mentions his predecessor was Jonah. Jonah is the name given in the Hebrew Bible to a prophet of the northern kingdom of Israel in about the 8th century BCE. He is the eponymous central figure of the Book of Jonah, in which he is called upon by God to travel to Nineveh (The original meaning of the name is unclear but may have referred to a patron goddess. The cuneiform for Ninâ (𒀏) is a fish within a house (cf. Aramaic nuna, "fish")). and warn its residents of impending divine wrath. Instead, Jonah boards a ship to Tarshish. Caught in a storm, he orders the ship's crew to cast him overboard, whereupon he is swallowed by a giant fish. Note that fake demon "Amanda" then says "you didn't see a whale did you? you poor thing." Yes, I know technically whales aren't fish, they're mammals, but there is a parallel. The whale could also be a moby dick reference and his wild goose chase, or whale hunt if you will. "towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool!" The yacht sinks. Boating accident. Side note on Saul, the name of detective. Saul (Tiberian: Šā'ul, meaning "asked for, prayed for"), according to the Hebrew Bible. Is Detective Saul and angel? Saul was the first king of the Kingdom of Israel and Judah. Mary implies you're not the first in that home. Was Saul the first? Joseph says he needed to gather enough of the misery of the dad's to summon "our eternal king." Which king is he referring to? How mysterious. Okay so why Mr. Buffet? His song "Margaritaville" and it's lyrics: Strummin' my SIX string on my front porch swing Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil (it's hot where he is...) Wastin' away again in Margaritaville (Hell) Searchin' for my long lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame (In the Bible, Lot's wife is a figure first mentioned in Genesis 19. The Book of Genesis describes how she became a pillar of salt after she looked back at Sodom *cough sodomy*. Divine judgment was passed upon Sodom and Gomorrah and two neighboring cities, which were consumed by fire and brimstone. The idea of a hellish corrupted place.) Dream Daddy was going to be the gay "Doki Doki"
@@crissy4445 it isn't canon unless the ppl who make it say it is (which they didn't in the second notice when becoming Jimmy Buffett. They specifically said it isn't canon.)
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Joseph, as he's strangling you: "What's wrong? You were so into this last night."
Me: *chokes on tea*
IM SCREAMING
hold up
*Gospel music stops*
I CHOKED-
IKR? I SQUEALED AHAHA
Everytime I look at the dad I can’t take anything seriously.
“W-why am I tied up?”
*:smiling cheerfully:*
Lol, same
Imagine him with gray hair and it is 100% my dad, down to the finest detail
@@spudmuffin2688 aw. So lucky.
Ikr
the real sham is the hot detective Daddy isn't an option in the proper game
Legit, his accent was fucking HOT.
just monika
just joseph
I was thinking thattttttt toooo
I was THINKING ABOUT THAT SO MUCH
Haha
Just joseka-
Or just moniseph-
666 likes leave it at that
*_were you even watching me tear it up on the dance floor?_*
Top 10 anime betrayals
The mental image that presented was more terrifying than the thought of being strangled to death in his creepy not-a-sex-dungeon tbh
😂😂😂
I will never trust Joseph again..even if this isn't an official ending..
I knew something was up the moment I saw their kids 😂
whatre ya talkin about...this was AWESOME sure wish he were more sadistic and like meaner tho
Ernestine Rowland I’ve never liked him
@@kawaiibpanda6575 literally same. I heard about the cult ending and was like knew something was up seeing those kids
I didn't trust him as soon as I saw the sweater tied around his neck.
as someone who was part of the discord who uncovered the cult ending in the first place and actively worked on trying to get it, it actually makes me really happy and a bit emotional to finally see this put into the full game. i can understand why they cut it, although i have to admit im slightly sad it didn't go in there as originally planned because it wouldve been nice to have an end to this wild goose chase earlier, haha. we fuckin made it exposeph discord
Here's the TLDR of my theory first: So this place is presented as heaven, but in reality it's hell. I guess it's up to interpretation. But given the narrative and eery music... I would say "This is the bad place." You're in hell. Just a theory. I guess all of these clues are left up to interpretation, but each of them has a back story through the symbols in the game, and the name of the characters.
Ready for all of the clues? Let's jump down the rabbit hole.
Again, Joseph says "All that religious mumbo jumbo wasn't entirely false. I am a man of the cloth, just not the cloth you're thinking of. I am the conduit for something beautiful, Jimmy, something pure, and you have the honor of being part of it."
In Christianity, who raised Jesus? Joseph ("Christiansen") and (the Virgin) Mary. Joseph says the kids aren't his actual kids. Merely vessels. We see three kids in the dungeon. At the end she says there are four. How did Mary get pregnant with only gay men left in the town? Immaculate conception? But is it Jesus or the other bringer of light (Lucifer)?
Let's look at the Jimmy part of Jimmy Buffet.
Jimmy is a nickname for James. "James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ." As many as SIX different men in the Bible are named James.
There are six spirals coming from the circle symbol with the Star in the middle.
Note that you wake up underground in the middle of the the cul-de-sac (circle shaped street) surrounded by the houses of the SIX other men in the game (Mat, Craig, Hugo, Brian, Damien, and Robert), not including you (Jimmy) and Joseph Christiansen. So who is the star in the middle of the circle?
Jesus, is referred to as "the bright Morning Star" in the Christian Bible.
Lucifer, is also a name based on the name for the Morning Star.
Joseph mentions a beacon of unfathomable light (note a lighthouse on the map in the game.) Lucifer also means "light bringer."
The light house ties in with the yacht (a boat), and Joseph mentions his predecessor was Jonah. Jonah is the name given in the Hebrew Bible to a prophet of the northern kingdom of Israel in about the 8th century BCE. He is the eponymous central figure of the Book of Jonah, in which he is called upon by God to travel to Nineveh (The original meaning of the name is unclear but may have referred to a patron goddess. The cuneiform for Ninâ (𒀏) is a fish within a house (cf. Aramaic nuna, "fish")). and warn its residents of impending divine wrath. Instead, Jonah boards a ship to Tarshish. Caught in a storm, he orders the ship's crew to cast him overboard, whereupon he is swallowed by a giant fish.
Note that fake demon "Amanda" then says "you didn't see a whale did you? you poor thing." Yes, I know technically whales aren't fish, they're mammals, but there is a parallel. The whale could also be a moby dick reference and his wild goose chase, or whale hunt if you will. "towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool!" The yacht sinks. Boating accident.
Side note on Saul, the name of detective. Saul (Tiberian: Šā'ul, meaning "asked for, prayed for"), according to the Hebrew Bible, was the first king of the Kingdom of Israel and Judah. Joseph says he needed to gather enough of the misery of the dad's to summon "our eternal king." Which king is he referring to? How mysterious.
Okay so why Mr. Buffet? His song "Margaritaville" and it's lyrics:
Strummin' my SIX string on my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil (it's hot where he is...)
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville (Hell)
Searchin' for my long lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame (In the Bible, Lot's wife is a figure first mentioned in Genesis 19. The Book of Genesis describes how she became a pillar of salt after she looked back at Sodom *cough sodomy*. Divine judgment was passed upon Sodom and Gomorrah and two neighboring cities, which were consumed by fire and brimstone. The idea of a hellish corrupted place.)
Dream Daddy was going to be the gay "Doki Doki"
*_exposeph_*
@@catalinagatita how did u come up with this
Terezi!
wait, but what will happen to other dads in this ending?
Ok but....WHY IS HIS VOICE SO PERFECT FOR JOSEPH?!
I AGREE
FR, 100% AGREE
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING OF WHILE WATCHING
LMAOOOOO ITS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED JOSEPH'S VOICE AND I LOVE IT
Oh, so that's why the Game Grumps made that character in their playtrough.
They thought they were slick.
Yeah when this video started I got scared and screamed when I made the connection.
I also freaked out about this
“Damn my dad knees.”
"I can't run. *Not with these dad knees* "
I like Mary more after watching this.
Don’t we all......don’t we all.....
@Clinton Pendleton but shes the bitch that saves your life
@@Randomfactory56 True and i actually started liking her during the date with robert and i like her even more after this even though she's a bitch, A bitch who saves life
Thats why Joseph's kids look so creepy
I'm the 666th like in your comment.
777
888
In his route they're actually pretty cute but joseph's still the absolute worst for fvcking you and being like "all night last night i only thought of my wife and even though i told you we broke up and thats why you were okay doing it with me in the first place im gonna guilt trip you saying i was a married man. Like i hate him sm he was about to be my 2nd fav route after damians
Did anyone notice how Roberts hand tattoo matches the same cult symbol and how he says that the tattoo is a “reminder”? Maybe he was involved with the cult a while back?
I believe he and Joseph had an "affair" and that Joseph used to abuse Robert?
"What's wrong? You were so into this last night" As Joseph strangles you
Me: *M H M M*
28 STAB WOUNDS!!
@@sparklycreature YOU DIDN'T TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?
_”Honey, sweetie, you stabbed me.”_
_"OH SHIT SORRY DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE"_
" _Father I'm hungery_ "
"Dad tip #1: Remember to floss"
I bE fLoSsIn' XD
I'd take this ending more seriously if the dad you play as didn't look like that
That's the thing, though...Making the dad look like that is the only way to unlock this ending, apparently!
I screamed at the “Whats wrong? You were so into this last night.” Sir i need you to not say that in your nice
voice
Settings I think I used to unlock (spoilers, obviously): Thick Tank Bod (default skin tone with "Hair" checkbox checked), oval head, balding hair (default color), wide eyes (I don't think color matters), (EDIT:) Roman nose, cheese mouth, wizard brows (default color), no facial hair, pilot glasses (default color), no piercings, Tommy Bananas suit, and name him Jimmy Buffett. You'll hear a change in the music when you get it right.
The nose is "roman", you got everything else right though.
@@MissLunaria You're right! I thought one thing was off, but it's hard to tell the noses with the glasses on!
hi I did all of these things and got the spooky music but when i click be that dad it takes me straight into a new game and I don't get the congrats page where I can choose to enter the nightmare etc could you help me please :
(I actually figured out why it wasn't working there are set things you have to have experienced eg. get the knife off robert and walk mary home so I have now completed the ending ^~^ )
Thank you! I got the nose wrong at first since it looked greek with the glasses but I finally unlocked the last achievement for the game !
Awesome work dude, didn't even know about this method. I went and changed the files around, this seems so much easier
Yeh, I just applied something I assumed was the way to get it before the dlc was added into the game. I just couldn't pin down what age and era of Jimmy Buffett it was since all his looks were recreatable in the game so I was brute forcing not long after the patch hit hung up on the margaritaville era Jimmy. From it I got a giant save list of failed Jimmy clones, enough to supply South Florida concerts and dive bars for a few centuries.
Hey how did u change the files around?
17:41 Mary looks like she's from Killing Stalking...
Omg yes
YES
right
🎵DreeeeEEEeeeeam daddy🎵
Dude, become a voice actor.
yee haw yes
No absolutely no
That profile is made in the havens
@@jackh.3052 yes absolutely yes
I remembered manly once did a va in the boogie man
I KNEW Joseph was sussy… His bio seemed too good to be true, he was reading a book about ropes (??), and his kids are creepy.. jeez
I KNEW I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE ROPES THING WAS JUST ME BEING DIRTY MINDED OR WEIRD SO I NEVER POINTED IT OUT BUT IT WAS ALWAYS UNSETTLING
@@oliviaislowkeycool Actually, a book about ropes would be very fitting for a sailor.
The first time I played it, I never like him in the first place he gave the weird vibe like he was gonna kill me then when I watch this turn out it is true. No one is too perfect, he is too sus🕳️🧑🦯
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE ROPES WERE A BDSM THING 😭
Welp Joseph is officially Daniel from camp camp now
The Mashmellow Child
Hah!!! That's what I was THINKING!!!
**wheeze**
*W H E E Z E*
I was looking for a comment like this and this comment is 👌👌👌
XD
Jimmy: **almost dies**
Also Jimmy: *WAIT GUYS MY COFFEE*
wait guys
Joseph be like "whaaaat~ you dont like choking anymore~? Last night you were so into it~" *gets stabbed" "Jimmy Buffet!!! The safe word, Mary!!"
mY sAfE wOrD iS jIMmY bUFfet
Wow. They actually put it in.
that's what she said.
SWEET MOTHER OF -
I HAD A FEELING THIS WOULD BE THE ONE REPLY UNDERNEATH THE ORIGINAL COMMENT -
Zoodle he said*
*this man’s narration skills are beyond human*
Hes nice but hes drinking all your coffee
Alright Amanda do you remember how to use a shank
what
Joseph?!
so THATS WHY HIS FAMILY IS SO CREEPY
(edit: what the fuck? when did I get likes on this?)
I've always knew they were creepy in the first place
(º_º )
Families playing a happy life are always distrustful, especially since his twin children love to talk together
This is the only ending I wanted to play so badly. And the last achievement that was before un-achievable. FINALLY omg. I was hoping they'd release it as an update back during october the year it came out. but hey, this year will work too. It's the day before halloween so perfect timing for that cult ending finally.
Ya, I had a feeling if they ever DLC'd it'd be on Halloween. There's no other time to release it to make it actually make sense really.
There must be unlocking conditions. not sure what those are. I made the same exact character and nothing. that blows lol
They actually did it, the absolute madmen!
Joseph: "Aww man..."
Me: *CREEPER-*
Mary: so we back in the mine..
literally had my heart stop at how you voiced Joseph wowie wowie
Hold up but like...
did his kids eat him?
I'm wondering that too...
According to Joseph the kids were not his(they are vessels etc..) , so they were some kind of half-human half-old-god things, probably conceived during a ritual or such. It's a classic theme of Lovecraftian horror : people that are not really human but something else, cursed bloodlines and so on.. The eating alive too is a recurrent theme. So basically, yeah. It's also in at least a couple of Junji Ito stories.(another horror author)
Its so funny to me that you have to become Margaritaville Jimmy Buffet to enter the death cult
I just realized something, Mary and Joseph. Jesus, Mary, Joseph, ring a bell peeps?
Oreo Yin-Yan coincidence
Then the ol' switcheroo
Coincidence ....
I think not
No?
@@michaelanderson4862 It's a Reference,you Know?
Lovecraftian Cult using negative feelings, pain and suffering of dads to raise tHE oNe TrUE kINg...
Yeah, definitely the true ending. XD
In Christianity, who raised Jesus. Joesph (Christianson) and (the Virgin) Mary. Joesph says the kids aren't his actual kids. Merely vessels. We see three kids in the dungeon. At the end it says there are four.
Also Saul (/sɔːl/; Hebrew: שָׁאוּל, Modern: Ša'ul, Tiberian: Šā'ul, meaning "asked for, prayed for"), according to the Hebrew Bible, was the first king of the Kingdom of Israel and Judah. How mysterious.
At last, the secret ending has been unlocked. Well done, Manly. Joseph's cult has been stopped!
No it hasn't. Joseph CHRISTianson says his children are just vessels. They're his spawn in a way. We see three children. In front of the detective (Virgin) Mary says she has four kids to take care of on her own... A new vessel.
JUST JOSPEH
JUST JOSEPH
JUST *JOSEPH*
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What.
Yes.
@@ManlyBadassHero what
Yesh.
@@ManlyBadassHero I give up.
*as Joseph is choking him*
Joseph: Whats wrong? You were so into this last night?
Me: *chokes on my spit*
So did Jimmy
> drinks all your coffee
> 'maybe you can give me a call'
oH HEEEELL NO, GO AWAY
The detective is who I wanted to date
Omg what!? This was such I cute game till I watched THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂
Why does everyone hate Mary?
@@Ninitendo well other than the fact that she (seduces?) Guys in the city and being an alcoholic I dunno
the scariest thing is your character smiling throughout the scary ordeal. :P
tfw all we wanted was a good ending for best guy and we got an even worse one haha... i definitely appreciate them putting it in though, after all this time wew
I can't help but wonder what would've happened if Mary never came to rescue you
WHY CANT THIIS ENDING BE CANON, IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
I kinda had a feeling that Joseph wasn't the clean-cut guy he made himself to be. And these children of his weren't very sympathetic to me either. But shit if that isn't insane I don't know what is.
Being a pastor with a gay sailor past isn't exactly "clean-cut" to begin with.
I have never played this game but I fucking love Mary for some reason.
++also! Unfortunately, I am not able to play it, and the only thing left for me was to watch let's play's. I really want a happy ending for Mary, ooh yeah
I honestly prefer to believe the Joseph on the first two dates was an act designed to cover up an evil occult agenda than the "canon" that he's just a great dad and an asshole husband. That way there is no longing for "what could have been" because it couldn't have ever been.
Oh man- *OH NO ARIN*
why does this make me even more into him i have issues skskskksks
tyler Barrett ........ same tho
yeman i feel you
SAME
Dude's voice acting tho.
He can play a character that is cold and emotionless..
I kinda want a Dream Daddy 2 after seeing this ending.
I want a happy ending for Mary too much!
I had to skip towards the end of your video when I was trying the cult ending myself because I thought Dream Daddy was pulling my info from Steam for a spook, my birthday is actually March 22nd!
Okay here are my thoughts.
1. I played the Joseph path knowing there was something with a cult and I couldn't believe it bc he seemed so nice in the playthrough but now I am never going to pick him again. Lol 😂
2. I like Mary so much more after watching this 😂
3. I could not take it all seriously with how "we" looked 😂
THEY DID IT OH MY GOD
They did what?
I always have weird vibe from Joseph because he was the only one who has a wife and has a bad love ending, never knew he had multi affair and dark ending 😧😬
This is why you don’t trust a man who wears sweaters as capes
A dad dating simulator they said..it will be fun they said..
Didn't game grumps call their character Jimmy buffet
I’m pretty sure game grumps helped develop this
@@anastacia9470 yeah they did
This is what I expected would be the original ending for someone like Joseph. Never trusted that guy, or the kids. A good ending with him just seems fake.
I feel so good playing the game and rooting for my Dream Daddy Robert instead. I rather help someone who's been through tough times and be by his side while he slowly recovers and I see his progress that makes me smile than be a sacrifice by some perfect family thing guy who's a physchopath😻🤞🏻
I knew something was off about him reading about ropes,"Boat ropes!" Yeah right😾👀💧
This definitely cements Joseph as just Daniel from Camp Camp
Change my mind
oh my god your voice is so perfect for joseph
Glad this didn't end up as a canonical ending. It doesn't fit with the game at all and just feels like it's being edgy just for the hell of it
Yeah. I think it's better they went with the canon endings. It's definitely interesting, though
Interesting that Lovecraft is mentioned. March 22nd being Amanda's birthday is a bit serendipitous lol
Goddamnit he used to remind me alot of Daniel before but now i don't know what to think
It's another Daniel! Except this time, he's named Joseph!
" you lied to me, Connor!"
@@Valerianroots Wrong Daniel
Wait, which Daniel do you mean? The blond cultist child murderer one or the blond android child murderer one?
tHeRe'S a PlAcE i KnOw ThAt'S tUcKeD aWaY
good thing I never chose Joseph since I love Craig more than anyone.
Gotta love the bromance 😂
Mary's so badass
if your ever in a dungeon or dark place trying to get out, count. Counting will keep you sane, helps you keep track of time. So you dont literally go delusional.
Thank you for the effort in this ending!
**edit** you have a wonderful narrating voice!
wtf your voice is perfect for dark Joseph
That was so fun! I loved the but of horror they added in this, sort of wish it had been a regular option but I can see why some people would be upset I suppose.
The madmen did it. Love when fan theories come through like this
I haven't seen dream daddy content in a LONG time... I'm ready for this shit.
Honey...Sweetie....You stabbed me
YA NO SHIT HONEY
March 22nd?
*cries in emo*
This game's fandom felt like the one of the final bastions of shitty gatekeeping fans that got BTFO by both this ending and when the creators rightfully defended that one fanartist. Interesting how times change.
Right? Incredible!
Krooccrook , iirc it’s a fanartist who genderbent all the characters which is problematic in its own right cause Damien is trans and also they made them all skinny which is kinda like.. you know. Either way I think the fan art was in poor taste but also people sent that fanartist death threats which is ridiculous. TLDR fanart was genderbent skinnybent dads disregarding the presence of a trans dad and people didn’t like it but some people got real uppity about it
@@Chesterpie the fan art is not important. In a gender bender genderbent. Damien is trans, so genderbent Damian is still trans.
AwesomeSpider4 there’s another point in my argument though, they skinnified all the other characters and Brian was made into another big titty anime monster. And I get what you’re saying in your reply, however I think that the whole premise of turning a trans male character into a trans female character is iffy at best
@@Chesterpie The one being problematic is you. Sorry but do you have logic? Damien is a trans guy. If you genderbend him, the character becomes a trans woman. That's basic damn logic.
Also no, the artist didn't make them all skinny, the ginger whose name I always forget IS overweight even in the fanart. In my opinion the artist kept them all pretty close to the original designs and the art in itself was good.
As a big gay, I approve wholeheartedly, 10/10 big gays would play Dream MILF
Here's the TLDR of my theory first: So this place is presented as heaven, but in reality it's hell. I guess it's up to interpretation. But given the narrative and eery music... I would say "This is the bad place." You're in hell. Just a theory. I guess all of these clues are left up to interpretation, but each of them has a back story through the symbols in the game, and the name of the characters.
Ready for all of the clues? Let's jump down the rabbit hole.
Again, Joseph says "All that religious mumbo jumbo wasn't entirely false. I am a man of the cloth, just not the cloth you're thinking of. I am the conduit for something beautiful, Jimmy, something pure, and you have the honor of being part of it."
In Christianity, who raised Jesus? Joseph ("Christiansen") and (the Virgin) Mary. Joseph says the kids aren't his actual kids. Merely vessels. We see three kids in the dungeon. At the end she says there are four. How did Mary get pregnant with only gay men left in the town? Immaculate conception? But is it Jesus or the other bringer of light (Lucifer)?
Let's look at the Jimmy part of Jimmy Buffet.
Jimmy is a nickname for James. "James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ." As many as SIX different men in the Bible are named James.
There are six spirals coming from the circle symbol with the Star in the middle.
Note that you wake up underground in the middle of the the cul-de-sac (circle shaped street) surrounded by the houses of the SIX other men in the game (Mat, Craig, Hugo, Brian, Damien, and Robert), not including you (Jimmy) and Joseph Christiansen. So who is the star in the middle of the circle?
Jesus, is referred to as "the bright Morning Star" in the Christian Bible.
Lucifer, is also a name based on the name for the Morning Star.
Mary, mother of Jesus, is called "morning star" in the Litany of Loreto.
Joseph mentions a beacon of unfathomable light (note a lighthouse on the map in the game.) Lucifer also means "light bringer."
The light house ties in with the yacht (a boat), and Joseph mentions his predecessor was Jonah. Jonah is the name given in the Hebrew Bible to a prophet of the northern kingdom of Israel in about the 8th century BCE. He is the eponymous central figure of the Book of Jonah, in which he is called upon by God to travel to Nineveh (The original meaning of the name is unclear but may have referred to a patron goddess. The cuneiform for Ninâ (𒀏) is a fish within a house (cf. Aramaic nuna, "fish")). and warn its residents of impending divine wrath. Instead, Jonah boards a ship to Tarshish. Caught in a storm, he orders the ship's crew to cast him overboard, whereupon he is swallowed by a giant fish.
Note that fake demon "Amanda" then says "you didn't see a whale did you? you poor thing." Yes, I know technically whales aren't fish, they're mammals, but there is a parallel. The whale could also be a moby dick reference and his wild goose chase, or whale hunt if you will. "towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool!" The yacht sinks. Boating accident.
Side note on Saul, the name of detective. Saul (Tiberian: Šā'ul, meaning "asked for, prayed for"), according to the Hebrew Bible. Is Detective Saul and angel? Saul was the first king of the Kingdom of Israel and Judah. Mary implies you're not the first in that home. Was Saul the first? Joseph says he needed to gather enough of the misery of the dad's to summon "our eternal king." Which king is he referring to? How mysterious.
Okay so why Mr. Buffet? His song "Margaritaville" and it's lyrics:
Strummin' my SIX string on my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil (it's hot where he is...)
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville (Hell)
Searchin' for my long lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame (In the Bible, Lot's wife is a figure first mentioned in Genesis 19. The Book of Genesis describes how she became a pillar of salt after she looked back at Sodom *cough sodomy*. Divine judgment was passed upon Sodom and Gomorrah and two neighboring cities, which were consumed by fire and brimstone. The idea of a hellish corrupted place.)
Dream Daddy was going to be the gay "Doki Doki"
WHOA THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WATCHING THIS ENDING DETECTIVE MANS WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK AWOOO
I never felt good about Joseph in the actual gameplay and the secret ending just proved my paranoia
DUDE FOR REAL WHY DID HE ALWAYS SEEM SO EERIE
GASPTH! SHE WAS BORN ON MARCH 22ND!!!
Never forget.
May MCR rest in peace.
how did it feel for you when mcr came back
This should 100% be the cannon ending of the original game
Hey remember that this ending is noncannon, Joseph isn't actually satan
Turtle Boi cool but I’ll never be able to look at this man the same
Rainie Daes me neither
Turtle Boi Directors cut is still cannon hun, no conflicting evidence in the original game
@@crissy4445 it isn't canon unless the ppl who make it say it is (which they didn't in the second notice when becoming Jimmy Buffett. They specifically said it isn't canon.)
QuinniQuacked I mean the people who make it literally made it soooooo
YOu're not kidding mate, I was literally thinking a Lovecraft cult here was coming through about 8mins in lol
Hey this isn’t Goku Dad. Who is this imposter? lol this Dream Daddy has become a nightmare!
As soon as I saw Joseph I thought "cult". That's all, just the word cult
o wow a minute ago! I heard about the ending when people searched through the games data. Cool to see they added it in the game.
God this gOD DAM DANIEL FROM CAMP CAMP
is that roberts tattoo in the background!
Hold up.... :o..... IT IS
Oooh Arin. This makes sense now...
Via K. What happened? Why are people upset bc of this chapter?
Romy Bond No. It's just that Arin made a Jimmy Buffet character that looks exactly like that during an episode of Game Grumps.
Via K. Ooooooh
that ending was......AWESOME. i love it so much
Wow I could hear you read all day. Great voice.
I will never look at Joseph the same way again 😭😭😭