As retired Army I 100% approve of freaking out the lower enlisted. Having them at attention and whispering sweet nothings from behind close enough to feel hot breath is legendary.
That Asian guy is classy ngl. He wants his dream spot to have standards, respect. In Japan something I saw that STILL enraged me is pocket pussys labeled by age… and it went underage… Most Japanese people find it disgusting as well. It’s probably the reason he left Asia after all.
2:42 as an Airsoft player, I find this hilarious and have massive respect to the guy. And yes, assuming he is using a TAGINN grenade launcher shell, it is very important to have a good air seal for a good shot.
Re: the airsoft dong bazooka story-- assuming these were silicone, silicone is *dense*. Even the relatively soft/squishy ones are still heavy for their size. Not the least bit surprised they did some bodily and property damage as a high-speed projectile.
But even a CO2 gun follows the laws of physics. If it can "knock you off your feet," then simply firing the gun would knock the shooter off his feet as well. Same as with firearms. Certainly a dong gun would be less dangerous than a spud gun. A raw potato is quite hard. You can have fun with it... just don't shoot it at people.
This is NOT a store tale but a NSF military one. I was stationed at a remote base in some place that probably does not exist any more. Lacking any entertainment and being restricted to base, I brought my DVD player and a book of movies. Every couple days, the colonel would drop by my room, look through my collection and borrow a few DVDs that he could watch on his laptop. I had a selection of G, R and XXX rated and the Colonel would take the popular general-run movies. I neither asked nor cared because he was the Colonel. One day one of the guys came by to borrow the player and some adult DVDs which I allowed. I have to work with these guys and if the base got hit, my life depends on them liking me so... A couple days later I am leaving the barracks for a long walk for exercise and in the Day Room, I see my DVD player hooked up to a TV and playing a really hard core movie. I told the guy who had borrowed it to turn that off because if either of the women in the Squadron saw that, we BOTH would be given an Article-15 for porn. The guy pointed to the back of the room where the Major, a closet lesbian and her gf, a very attractive Mst, were 'holding hands' under a blanket watching the TV. They roomed together because they were the 'only women there'. We all knew they were sleeping together but no one cared because neither shirked their duties or gave the 'i am only a girl' excuse so many women in the military gave. Ok, if the Major wasn't going to complain, how could I. I left and the next night they borrowed a few more adult films and that Day Room became the focus where everyone on base gathered until we went home. I even got all my DVDs back when I went home.
#12 it’s not a whole other level. It’s 100% believable. It’s fantastic that’s as far as she went. It could have been so much worse with extreme psychosis. Most people think about bi-polar, but true delusional psychosis exists.
Lmao. You can get some that have a hollow center, but they're REALLY expensive (at least, the ones I've seen); what it's for is to fill it with...uh...fake fluid. Basically a luxury item as far as such things go. I imagine it's still fairly solid other than that, though.
Those aren't hollow. They just have a thin tube running through them. It doesn't change the weight that much, and it's usually an add-on feature that incures a small up-charge. What makes the item expensive isn't the tube, it's the silicone the rest of the item is made of, as silicone is expensive (but body-safe).
Man, Story 13... I would love to sit and judge, but in the late 80s, on the corner was a Stop and Go and they had a four foot wode wall with movies to rent. I think they were a dollar for a couple nights. My brother and I rented Labyrinth so many times in a row, that the tape broke in our VCR. So my grandparents took it back to the store to pay for it and the manager told them "Hey, its ok, these things happen and besides... you guys have already paid for at least six other copies of it."
When I lived in Las Vegas I had a neighbor that worked at an adult store on the west side close to the Strip. One day she heard a loud thump and called the police in a panic, it turned out to be an old guy died of a massive heart attack while huffing poppers (bottles of amyl nitrate) and pleasuring himself, he had fallen against the video booth door.
I think Story Seven actually happened where I went to high school. Same thing happened, and it hit the fake dong wall too. The store was cool about it though, put on their sign that there was NOT a drive through.
Nearby sex store has a wall of shame. It's a poster sized security pic of thieves. One poster for each thief. Last time I was there 5 pictures where up. lol
What they don’t realize is that man needed to be forced to return the dvd, now that he has the permanent rental legend has it he’s never been seen again…
Had a part time job in college at a shop that focused on fantasy and role playing. Costumes and fetish type things. The store encouraged us that if we were comfortable to cosplay at work and let our safer kinks show. Again only if we were comfortable. So I’m a cosplay and chastity enthusiast, and wore my Revy outfit and chastity belt to work. Slow shift but eventually this woman comes in with her girlfriend, who turns out to be her sub and she strikes up a conversation about my chastity belt, I always let the waistband show. But after showing her the ones we sold she remarks they don’t seem as high quality as mine, and I politely explain the good ones are custom made. Still nothing weird about this conversation. That is until she insists I let her sub try mine on. I’m like what? You realize that it’s basically my underwear right? Her response, oh that’s just fine it’s kinkier that way. Nope nope nope. Even if I had the key with me, nope. That’s when I politely excused myself and clocked out
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The Asian guy had good intentions. Poor sweet man
"You sold THE BEHEMOTH" Like it's a legendary item is sounds funny tho
Finally a youtube that puts his pfp when he's talking to diffenciate first person story and his commentary
can you imagine telling people your in jail for stealing a viberator
4 4 20
As retired Army I 100% approve of freaking out the lower enlisted. Having them at attention and whispering sweet nothings from behind close enough to feel hot breath is legendary.
A year usually has 52 weeks as far as I know
Ok
52 weeks in a year, correct.
That Asian guy is classy ngl. He wants his dream spot to have standards, respect.
In Japan something I saw that STILL enraged me is pocket pussys labeled by age… and it went underage…
Most Japanese people find it disgusting as well. It’s probably the reason he left Asia after all.
Oh god, that sounds disturbing. I wouldn't be surprised.
2:42 as an Airsoft player, I find this hilarious and have massive respect to the guy. And yes, assuming he is using a TAGINN grenade launcher shell, it is very important to have a good air seal for a good shot.
Re: the airsoft dong bazooka story-- assuming these were silicone, silicone is *dense*. Even the relatively soft/squishy ones are still heavy for their size. Not the least bit surprised they did some bodily and property damage as a high-speed projectile.
But even a CO2 gun follows the laws of physics. If it can "knock you off your feet," then simply firing the gun would knock the shooter off his feet as well. Same as with firearms.
Certainly a dong gun would be less dangerous than a spud gun. A raw potato is quite hard. You can have fun with it... just don't shoot it at people.
@@tid418I can guarantee you there are dongs as solid as a raw potato. Just as there are other dongs which are more like a boiled potato
That last one 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is NOT a store tale but a NSF military one.
I was stationed at a remote base in some place that probably does not exist any more. Lacking any entertainment and being restricted to base, I brought my DVD player and a book of movies.
Every couple days, the colonel would drop by my room, look through my collection and borrow a few DVDs that he could watch on his laptop. I had a selection of G, R and XXX rated and the Colonel would take the popular general-run movies. I neither asked nor cared because he was the Colonel.
One day one of the guys came by to borrow the player and some adult DVDs which I allowed. I have to work with these guys and if the base got hit, my life depends on them liking me so...
A couple days later I am leaving the barracks for a long walk for exercise and in the Day Room, I see my DVD player hooked up to a TV and playing a really hard core movie. I told the guy who had borrowed it to turn that off because if either of the women in the Squadron saw that, we BOTH would be given an Article-15 for porn. The guy pointed to the back of the room where the Major, a closet lesbian and her gf, a very attractive Mst, were 'holding hands' under a blanket watching the TV. They roomed together because they were the 'only women there'. We all knew they were sleeping together but no one cared because neither shirked their duties or gave the 'i am only a girl' excuse so many women in the military gave.
Ok, if the Major wasn't going to complain, how could I. I left and the next night they borrowed a few more adult films and that Day Room became the focus where everyone on base gathered until we went home. I even got all my DVDs back when I went home.
The Behemoth was definitely for the husband BTW not the wife😂
I dare you to turn on the captions and read the first sentence
I can’t believe you caught that 😂
I never turn on the captions so I never would have caught it lol
What the goddamn turbo fuck?
Our boy has some feelings about sex shops, I take it.
Funniest stories I've heard in a long time tbh 😂😂
#12 it’s not a whole other level. It’s 100% believable. It’s fantastic that’s as far as she went. It could have been so much worse with extreme psychosis.
Most people think about bi-polar, but true delusional psychosis exists.
Dude broke it with his ass 😂
Yup another disgustingly awesome video thanks men videos like this is why i stay
I've heard alot of stories where woman who lose a baby go crazy and the one where the woman has to get her baby back sounds that
the last one is hilarious
Lmao. You can get some that have a hollow center, but they're REALLY expensive (at least, the ones I've seen); what it's for is to fill it with...uh...fake fluid. Basically a luxury item as far as such things go. I imagine it's still fairly solid other than that, though.
Those aren't hollow. They just have a thin tube running through them. It doesn't change the weight that much, and it's usually an add-on feature that incures a small up-charge. What makes the item expensive isn't the tube, it's the silicone the rest of the item is made of, as silicone is expensive (but body-safe).
I see we got some experts. At least I'm learning.
@@Wallrunninglooterthere are actually other ones which are hollow, they are basically extenders for guys who aren't that well endowed
Story 4 is great
Man, Story 13... I would love to sit and judge, but in the late 80s, on the corner was a Stop and Go and they had a four foot wode wall with movies to rent. I think they were a dollar for a couple nights.
My brother and I rented Labyrinth so many times in a row, that the tape broke in our VCR. So my grandparents took it back to the store to pay for it and the manager told them "Hey, its ok, these things happen and besides... you guys have already paid for at least six other copies of it."
last story was a.....banger...😅
seeing your boss get the nipple twist could be really good for morale or really
bad
It's assault. Prick needs to do time.
The last one. 😂😂😂
I literally panicked two seconds in, into the video I heard predators instead of Redditors 💀
52 weeks,dude. 52 weeks
When I lived in Las Vegas I had a neighbor that worked at an adult store on the west side close to the Strip. One day she heard a loud thump and called the police in a panic, it turned out to be an old guy died of a massive heart attack while huffing poppers (bottles of amyl nitrate) and pleasuring himself, he had fallen against the video booth door.
I think Story Seven actually happened where I went to high school. Same thing happened, and it hit the fake dong wall too. The store was cool about it though, put on their sign that there was NOT a drive through.
Nearby sex store has a wall of shame. It's a poster sized security pic of thieves. One poster for each thief. Last time I was there 5 pictures where up. lol
There was a RUclips Influencer that used to work in a Adult Store that was robbed at AXE point.
What they don’t realize is that man needed to be forced to return the dvd, now that he has the permanent rental legend has it he’s never been seen again…
54 weeks in a year 🤣
Had a part time job in college at a shop that focused on fantasy and role playing. Costumes and fetish type things. The store encouraged us that if we were comfortable to cosplay at work and let our safer kinks show. Again only if we were comfortable.
So I’m a cosplay and chastity enthusiast, and wore my Revy outfit and chastity belt to work. Slow shift but eventually this woman comes in with her girlfriend, who turns out to be her sub and she strikes up a conversation about my chastity belt, I always let the waistband show. But after showing her the ones we sold she remarks they don’t seem as high quality as mine, and I politely explain the good ones are custom made. Still nothing weird about this conversation. That is until she insists I let her sub try mine on. I’m like what? You realize that it’s basically my underwear right?
Her response, oh that’s just fine it’s kinkier that way.
Nope nope nope. Even if I had the key with me, nope. That’s when I politely excused myself and clocked out
Damn that first one. Lady broke a vibrator with the kitty no wonder he is ready to go to jail for her lol
The chinese guy 😂😂😂
First story is why I keep a knife on me lol
What movie did he rent?
The night of the flying dongs 😂
If you work at a porn shop is anything NSFW? Aside from the gross and/or illegal stuff that is.
Bonnie & Clyde❌
Ben & Carrol ✅
Some things are better not to
But these are not NSFW, but very SFW (in this case)
4:18 so who fell?
Hell yeah
nobody knows why this comment isnt famous
nobody knows the trouble I've seen
@@EvilPaladin11Nobody cares
@@Ossy13Nobody asked
@@MarqueeliusThe_III No body loves you
@@MarqueeliusThe_IIInobody
holy shit this was boring
i heard at 0:00 "predditors" not redditers
😂😂😂👍
I like oranges
Hi Christopher.
Dongs
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Those after story commentaries are so cringe
bruh this wierd ahh
my guy what the fuck did you expect
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First 12 seconds yay
Hoopla
Your mom.
14:28 He looked at the covid?