Northernlion goes off on r/decaf completely unprompted
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2024
- bro is so in denial its sad
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Twitch: / northernlion
RUclips: / @northernlion
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Stream date: 05-10-2024
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r/nofap son or r/decaf daughter
Def decaf daughter
r/nichegame nonbinary child
r/childfree
Not drinking coffee in a snobish manner or thinking you've solved worlds problems, become enlightened and transformed into a higher state of beint via a cum-powered brain
I think the choice is pretty straight foward imo
@@domocuter/childfree dad or r/antinatalism mother
Luna depicting him holding a can of soda is such a bigger burn than anything chat could say about him. Man’s infant daughter calling him out for having college student level soda consumption.
Bro said 2 a days not that much like it isn’t 60 sodas a month and so on😭😭
@@derekpapin2181 to be fair, people that typically drink coffee (my friends & coworkers), drink around 3 cups of coffee a day, with each cup having more caffeine than a can of coke. So I honestly can’t fault him for drinking soda as much as he does.
@@K..C one yes I can and two not most people who drink coffee have three cups it also has no or less sugar if you have two Starbucks drinks I think your the same but 600 cokes a year is crazy work no has already said the caffeine in a coke is negligible anyways so I’m not really sure what your even arguing
@@derekpapin2181 "Erm, yes I can" brother, he was saying he couldn't.
@@K..C No shot "most" people have 3 cups of coffee a day haha. That's when it starts ruining shit for you. One cup a day is average.
NL: Caffeine haters really need to stop claiming that drinking coffee is like doing heroin.
Person in real life: Hey man how's it goin.
"Look I know dad left, but you can always talk to me."
R/decaf is not real life though
Banger comment
Bro hasn’t been outside since before the pandemic people do not act like that people are feral and have forgotten how to behave.
On one hand, I understand NL being annoyed at people treating caffeine like it's a hard drug. On the other hand, he's doomscrolling subreddits he hates just to feel a rush because his neurons have been dulled by daily stimulant intake.
His caffeine addiction is actually making him addicted to hating people who hate caffeine
We're all just looking for answers
+2 +2
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625+2
Okay but would you rather have a one handed son or a daily stimulant daughter
For a long time I’ve wondered where he gets these caffeine hating strawmen from. Now I finally know. He actively seeks out people that hate his lifestyle on reddit.
superegosearching
is that not what reddit is for ?
I'm 100% sure reddit was created for this purpose
Dude every time the "what is something that is really bad that is completely normalized in our society" thread comes around on "caffeine addiction" is always really high up there.
Just cause you don't think something and haven't heard of it doesn't make it a straw man.
Sometimes you gotta stop playing defense and start playing offense
"exercising with caffiene feels awful" bro has never chugged a pot of coffee and hit a PR squat while shitting their pants and it shows
if I am not shaking and fidgeting from my 3rd Redbull how am I even going to do my first set?
The first time I had a powdered preworkout it felt like my bones and tendons became magnetically polarized, it ruled.
WHILE
forgot the squat plug smh
@@kayeskibbler647 I mean when you already let a little out you might as well finish the set
the secret to getting people not to nag you about drinking soda; be a severe alcoholic. Suddenly they’re not so worried about my 4 daily diet cokes
this is the real life hack who cares if im drinking soda if im doing it to wash the taste of me shotgunning a quarter of a rum bottle a minute earlier
Hey if you're celebrating being sober congratulations
I actually love how people will harsh talk you for buying too many energy drinks at the self-check out but the rampant weed use and fentanyl in the neighborhood is fine, wouldn't want to judge you.
@@zeriel9148 a lot of ppl know someone who died young by mindlessly consuming too many energy drinks. stoners and fent addicts know what they're getting into, kids with the stickers from those twisty top monsters on their phone often don't
@@zeriel9148I don’t know get Addicted to a cooler drug I guess
i thought the title was "Northernlion goes off on r/deaf completely unprompted" and he would go on a rant about deaf people lol
now that would be a fucking video for the ages
+2
its ok they cant hear it
@@breadpirateroberts4946
Bro forgot about close captions
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, LIBRARIN HIT 100k Subs Lets Celebrate, Lets POG This guy outta our minds
+2
OKAY OKAY LET'S CELEBRATE THIS GUY, LET'S CELEBRATE THIS GUY WITH POGS
Is this anything?
Wait until he surpasses NL. Dude deserves it
Bene Gesserit Voice: *UNSUBSCRIBE*
i love that as times gone on hes gone from having 1 coke zero every few days to having 1 every day to now saying he has 2 every day mans addicted
He's seriously playing with fire ingesting that much artificial sweetener.
he’s on a pack a day rn
@aMondayMorning Honestly him saying he sees no health downsides is a pretty bad take with the amount of studies that look at the relationship of sugar alcohols (artificial sweetners) and inflammation markers + microbiome diversity. Now I'm not out here saying correlation equals causation but to say that there are no health effects is pretty wild
@@aMondayMorningit’s better than hfcs and people drink that everyday
@@aMondayMorning yeah he pointed at the caffeine like that is the problem
the big problem with coke zero and other sodas like it, it's the sweeteners and other stuff that it's bad for you not really the minuscule amount of caffeine
okay okay lets congratulate this guy, lets congratulate this guy on 100k subscribers
"im not an addict, i can stop anytime i want"
“I only get Coke Zero when it’s on sale”
“Usually one when I stream”
“One a day”
“Two a day” < We are here
“Only with each meal”
“I dip my food into it”
NL going for the infinity gauntlet of beefs with obscure subreddits: r/Bellingham, r/Teachers, and now r/decaf
My ass was sitting here expecting him to start attacking the deaf community. 3:30 in, I re-read the title.
I am unhinged pro-soda, I am a soda partisan, drinking two would be cutting down for me, I fight on the front lines in defense of a morning sugar-free carbonated beverage, I examine every new study about artificial sweeteners in order to protect my Lord Aspartame, etc., etc., but I will never stop laughing out loud when NL says "I don't drink that much, I only drink like two a day!"
This idea that "people are saying caffeine addiction is the same as heroin" is completely invented in his head. No one is saying this. Bro is living in his own world.
Probably just confused with sugar, which actually is that addictive
@@lime4991 it's not though, switching to aspartame takes less than 24 hours to get used to. Reducing your consumption of that is harder, but at that point it's not really a sugar addiction, is it?
There should be like a political compass type chart with different axes for caffeine, masturbation, alcohol, weed, carbs, etc. That way I can feel more validated in my identity and choices :)
Or maybe done in the Wii Fit style or something
Weedwackers represent
I respect the idea of an undrawable 20 dimensional monstrosity graph for every possible vice on Earth. Make the bean counting data scientists work for their undeserved glimpse into my psyche.
True honestly would b interesting to see that shift, caffeine and weed is dominating the other 3 axes for me lately
@@deadboy522 they're gonna need something to do once the AI bubble pops
He must be like Julian from Trailer park boys, where he's just always got a drink in his hand wherever he goes.
I think this is happens everywhere in a lot of society, both past and present. This mentality that you've made a decision how you live your life, but deep down you're insecure or unsure about the choice, so to validate your own choices you subconsciously want to lash out at those who have made a difference choice and still succeed. You then latch on to some "logic" to fill in the gaps.
"I'm happy after cutting caffeine out of my life, so it's impossible for you to be happy and healthy while still ingesting caffeine, so you must be some kind of addict unwilling to face reality."
It's sad to see, because it's okay for people to be different, and you can live successfully with different ideas and values while still being friendly and coexisting with one another - it's these differences that make life interesting. Life isn't a zero sum game, and you don't have to be so desperate to be correct to be happy.
I know all of this because I quit caffeine, and my mind finally feels clear like the fog of despicable stimulant has been lifted. I sleep better and I've lost 50 pounds. Get it twisted cafcucks.
Hit the nail on the head with that first paragraph, it's this self-soothing delusional mania and it's definitely something that you see in all the weird "Abstinence from x" communities. It seems to me like people get so desperate for answers that they want to fill in the first thing with even some potentially negative side effects, and then want so desperately to feel normal that they subconsciously exaggerate the true effects that whatever it is they're quitting have until they sound like evangelicals. It's like a black and white "This is causing me a few problems, this must be causing all of my problems" because it's easier to fix one thing than a hundred.
I'm just throwing around conjecture because it's fun though. I always find the Abstinence communities to be a fascinating part of the world to dissect because it's so alien to me. If I wanted to stop doing something I don't think I would want a community full of other people trying to preach to me on why I'm right or what I'm doing wrong.
Quitting caffeine can be a legitimate help for some people, but I think a lot of times people are confusing other issues for caffeine addiction. Like yeah, it can happen and it can be a problem, but it's quite unlikely it's ever your main health problem.
If Caffeine addiction was someone's main problem, then their life is going pretty well. Most people for vices, and out of all the vices you can have, caffeine should be ranked very low on the list in terms of how bad for you it is
Addiction is the wrong word, but caffeine really does affect a lot of things. When I was in high school I literally would drink like a pot of coffee a day, sometimes in the evenings. I was kinda depressed and just watched arthouse films from old DVD-rental Netflix instead of going to school haha. For health reasons I've had to switch to tea as an adult (like 15yrs later), I only occasionally have coffee but now if I get it from a coffee shop I get pretty immediate anxiety compared to tea which is much mellower (l-theanine helps, presumably). Anyone who is in a cycle of drinking more than a cup of coffee a day is likely experiencing a lot of negative effects and there's nothing wrong with forming a community to cut back if they feel they can't do it themselves. So wild that people are against self-improvement projects here.
Yeah, I went from having 3 energy drinks a day to none and the only difference I've got is I'm saving 7$ a day. People love to scapegoat all of their life's problems on one thing and then when they fix that thing and their issues don't go away, they jump onto the next thing.
@@saintsalieribecause dropping caffeine isn’t self improvement. Caffeine has no negative health effects.
@@dylanb2990 If someone experiences anxiety and lack of sleep from caffeine, both of which are documented, those are negative health effects. If you don't believe it has that impact on you, then you are lucky. But your experience is not universal. It may change as you get older.
Please continue to study, graduate high school or college, read novels and watch films to train your empathy so you can understand that sometimes people aren't idiots and actually know something you don't. Especially when it pertains to their personal experience, which may not match your limited experience.
get his ass librarian
I'll bring the rocks
You get the hammers
Luna has the advantage of a bald round headed dad
sooo true
I feel like the problem with coke zero and sodas in general isn't really the caffeine
the biggest problem is the sugar/artificial sweeteners and the acids
LIBRARIAN 100K CONGRATS
chat: TWO COKE ZEROES A DAY IS CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY
person in real life: hey whats up hows it goin?
I love the comments on these videos where people are honest about their daily habits.
I would say 2 sodas a day is a lot, but what the heck do I know? People saying they drink 6 seems ridiculous.
We need to regulate caffeine availability for children (no more selling them 500mg energy shots or tablets, no more easily chuggable 250mg energy drinks, etc.) but NL is right, caffeine for adults isnt that big a deal for the most part.
In England caffeinated products can't be sold to people under 16, so once I got ID checked for an energy drink, I'm 27 and have a beard 😂
Where do you live where they sell 250mg energy drinks? Monsters and Rockstars in Canada at least have ~120mg, 150 absolute max which is equivalent to coffee.
@obnoxiouspedant in the UK you get asked for ID if you look under 25.
If you're only 27 there's a pretty big chance you look under 25, beard or not.
@@user-uv2cp1qd1j yyeah, you're not wrong about the latter haha - I actually didn't know that applies to caffeine products as well as alcohol, good to know
I have ADHD so I didn’t know caffeine was supposed to feel like anything til I was like 20
I thought I was extremely resistant to caffeine and then I got diagnosed with ADHD in my late 20s.
is he fuckin rappin to the overwatch 2 Kiriko menu rap in the outro lmaooooo
yep, bow by mfs lmfaolll
yerp from the one time he sponsored to play overwatch 2
Listening to this while having my 5th cup today hits different.
OF BREAD?
The only reason I'd consider quitting coffee is because of teeth stains tbh
Drink it with a straw, like a true degen
@@asdfknl Do you put the straw to the back of your throat?
@@Xathian pouring coffee down my breathing tube
@@Xathian The throat goat back at it again 😩
Saying he dont drink that much coke zero instantly followed by 2 a day is insane
2 a day is nothing bro. You probably smoke 5 blunts a day but ahhh its a gift from mother gaia herself.
@@RobotnikPlngas i dont smoke lil bro
@@yassineb.8659 that's what they want you to think
@@RobotnikPlngas you're under every comment talking about the soda habit posting some shit about this lmfao keep coping about your soda habit pal it's not gonna make your kidneys any healthier
2 really is nothing lol. They're small cans, it's like half a liter a day.
This is one of things that in the future we’re going to get a,”What was I THINKING?!” about
0 chance
there should be a an r/ redditfree
my mom had to wean herself off of her 3 can a day Pepsi habit when I was a kid and the ordeal led me to believe that soda was insanely addictive, so I didn’t risk drinking it outside of special occasions until I was in college.
Its funny because NA and AA meetings are famous for the amount of coffee consumed during them
wait youre right lmaoo
That's because it helps alcoholics and, despite whatever the fuck people try to say, it's way better than most other vices
He reacts to R/decaf like I do to him when he starts talking about smoking weed and people who smoke weed
He seems to have a major chip on his shoulder to the slightest criticism of caffeine
@@MrHockenater he hasn't had enough caffeine
"What's eatin' good in the neighbourhood?" The Mailman who sleeps with all the wives in the suburb.
5:27 He's onto something here. 17 months sober after years of alcohlism. If someone ever talks to me like r/decaf IRL. I actually might throw hands.
Can’t wait for the 100,000 hour supercut for the 100k special! Congrats Librarian!
My son drew me holding his hand with one hand and my phone with the other. That's when i knew i had to put the phone down at home
I can't believe NL told me to start caffinemaxxing pog.
GET IT TWISTED
quit coffee for 5 months, and i have noticed my bank account is $5 more full every day. what is happening?
That Modest Mouse line at the end was hard
daddy doesn't work, he just drinks coke zero
I'm just imagining Northernlion kneeling down at a McDonalds toilet lapping up the bogwater like a dog.
Congrats on 100k!
we're subscriber guys, of course we congratulate librarian on 100k subs
'i only drink two coke zeros a day and she made it a fundamental part of my personality.'
umm no. you made it a fundamental part of your personality when you started drinking SIXTY COKE ZERO'S A MONTH
2 a day is nothing
@@Pog_Dredge And I'm sure you can stop drinking them any time you want
@@Pog_Dredge but 2 a day is clearly a fundamental part of your personality. Almost anything you are doing habitually every day is a fundamental part of your personality.
And I thought I was bad for drinking a Diet Dr Pepper every day
thats not very much. Everythings more when you times it by time. You need to drink 240 GLASSES OF WATER
dude congrats on 100K !
Its just a coupl'a sodie pops
People are different and have problems that I don't?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
"Caffeine doesn't do anything but also I must have caffeine and I actively seek out and make fun of people who want to cut caffeine out from their diet" one of NLs craziest arcs.
I know, I know, its for the stream. Its content. Thats why we're here right now after all.
I don't drink coffee (I frankly find both the smell and taste disgusting, not because I feel superior not doing it) and I rarely drink soft drinks, but I don't think 2 cans a day is that much with the amount of exercise NL is doing.
Although the fact Luna drew him with a coke can in his hand does indicate he is in deeper than he admits, because a child's observation skills shouldn't be underestimated. It's also hilarious.
release the footage of the chat I want to comb through every second of it there is no way he is this insane and just unprompted went through that tangent
www.twitch.tv/videos/2142237647 within the first 2 minutes of the VOD he gets into it
The other day I bought a 6 pack of coke zero by the first time ever and said out loud "oh fuck Im influenced by an egg"
Congrats on 100K subs you deserve it handily
The glass of water even from the McD toilet sink would be the least healthy menu option tbh
This video is like my spirit animal
ryan thinking mcdonalds isn't literal garbage has really opened my eyes. I thought I could trust him.
I quit coffee and it helped my energy levels so much. I did it for blood pressure reasons, and I still want coffee back. Miss it
Bro has been online too long, he needs to take up gardening
caffeine can make ur anxiety a little worse if u already have anxiety but thats really about it
took too much coke zero, zero sugar assault so hes internalized his hatred. It all came out at once, like the burning sun, so bright...
2 coke zeros a day is exactly what I do at most. Less caffeine than coffee, I'm prone to anxiety so I limit my caffeine intake, if i want a coffee its because it tastes good and I order decaf. This shit is so low on the list of vices to be concerned about, mostly worried about what the acid does to my teeth.
🥚 needs to do more chat audits
1:31 oh god, he doesn't know.
Food companies have fucked with how calories are labeled.
In literally every other country, there's calories, and once you have 1000 calories you label it as kilocalories, or Kcal.
In America, 1000 calories is labeled as 1 Calorie.
Did you realize what happened there? Uppercase C.
Lowercase means 1 to 999, uppercase means 1000+.
That 390 Calorie burger is actually 390,000 calories.
And that's not even going into how the low grade makeup of fast food ingredients makes you retain a lot more of the calories than with homemade meals.
An adult's reference intake of 2000kcal, or 2000C, would translate to 2,000,000 lowercase calories, so that 390,000 calorie burger still isn't doing too much on its own. Speaking as someone from a country that uses kilocalorie measurements, everyone just calls them 'calories' all the same, anyway, since an actual calorie is too small a unit to be useful in measuring nutrition. I don't think it's an issue.
If you want some *real* uppercase/lowercase marketing sleight-of-hand, check out telecommunications companies advertising their internet speeds in megabits per second (Mbps) vs megabytes per second (MBps). A megabyte is eight times larger than a megabit, so a 12.5MBps connection speed becomes 100Mbps. People who aren't tech-savvy will naturally assume that the larger number is better.
hey man I think it's impossible to make a burger that's 390k calories. but that's just me
I quit the vice grip vaping had on me and I think it will honestly be harder to give up Diet Coke. But I also feel like it’s my birthright as a white woman to drink it.
Yea what's up with that? Quit nicotine easily but coke zero? I'd rather die.
Ultimate meme will be when librarian surpasses NL’s RUclips sub count
6:09 kawasaki button
These people man ICANT
the most human thing a person can do is go look for something to make them enraged then yell about said topic to random people for 5 minutes.
gotta make myself a quick coffee to watch this shit, gimme' a min
6:08 Ryab when he stubs his toe
I know this man didn't just compare a quarter pounder to a glass of water.
Kieliszkowski mentioned strongman enthusiast in chat detected
3:02 bro I lost it at the “I’ve seen so much dva porn today” in chat
I think the tiny grain of truth at the middle of the "caffeine addiction is as bad as alcoholism" discourse is that because caffeine is so normalized, its potential health risks, though minor, oftentimes go completely unconsidered. There are some people who use caffeine too much, and it has a negative impact on their life that often goes unexamined for way too long. The caveat here is the enormous proportion of people who use caffeine with little to no issues. The crazy redditors wanna pretend like everyone who uses caffeine is fiending for the next hit, when in reality this is like one in 2000 caffeine users at worst.
Any potential health risks come from overconsumption. If anything the studies show health benefits from light caffeine use.
I want to see bro’s 900 calorie homemade burger that sounds fire
I've got two coworkers who won't shut the fuck up about overcaffeinated energy drinks and how you need them for working out and how the simple act of drinking them is basically a "free workout"
(they are both obese, sedentary aside from the physical activity required of them at work, and never stop talking because they both drink two cans during their 8 hour shift. they also do not know the difference between energy drinks and sport drinks)
These people are talking about coffee and caffeine like I would talk about vodka
i quit caffeine recently because of chest pain and i also hate r/decaf. it's not that serious
I love our reasonable guy, it sometimes seems like he's the last reasonable guy left out there..
brother the cholesterol and the sodium
TWO A DAY???!
Never heard of r/decaf. Looks as wonky as any weird abstinence subreddit gets, but like NL said... its caffeine. Its just not that impactful. On the other hand NL really does go out of his way to find stuff that he disagrees with just for a bit lol.
they really do talk in the same manner as the r/nofap community
"it's not that impactful, I just require it every single day multiple times a day or I cannot interact with other humans in a healthy manner"
I think two coke zeros a day is insane idfk. I take acid every weekend though
Everyone in chat saying vyvanse + caffeine goes crazy, ARE SO RIGHT BRO
im so tired and spaced out is this the clip where he says masturbation feels fucking sick bro no wonder people are addicted im trying to find that one
Okay I tried coke zero prompted by NL and that stuff made me feel like I was dying
Without necessarily being religious themselves a lot of people seek temptations they must resist to feel better about themselves, that’s how you get these r/no… or r/anti… most of the time
r/nougat r/antioch called out
@@shigekax i went to check and these subs do exist, hate these guys (probably idk)
and then they talk down to normal ppl the same way jesus freaks do, while also - in many cases - picking up new addictions to replace the old ones. not something they should be judged for... unless they spend all their time judging everyone else's habits
Alright the Applebees slander was a bit much ngl
This guy's on coffee
I read this as "going off on r/deaf" and I was so confused why NL had so much smoke for deaf people
When people meed caffine to be functional is it a huge problem
ouch
Bro I'm drinking like six to seven Coke zero a day
Unfathomably based
i don’t even watch this man but this vid popped up and i’m dying laughing at the comments. i agree that it’s not that big a deal but i love everyone roasting him in the comments for his soda addiction
I love when nl describes someone as "intellectually dishonest" like yes hunny get his ass
cokeheads these days smh