That's what I was thinking. That tiger was pissed if he decided to crash that fence instead of jump over it. And that dude isn't sure if he wants to live.
Knowing what I know about tigers, that one was just messing with that guy. They can clear a 10 foot fence in one jump and this one smashed the gate and chilled out watching the guy run.
Yes! Will never forget the video I watched when a tiger was hiding in the weeds, and some people came through on elephants and that tiger leaped and clawed the guy on top of an elephant.
You're such a master wordsmith 😭😭😭💀 the way you structure these sentences show me that I have to step up my game, because this is just poetry in motion
Used to volunteer at a zoo. Got there one morning and my buddy is like "hey give me a hand coaxing this tiger into the truck so we can get him to the vet. Don't worry he's drugged." Bruh even heavily sedated, when i say you could feel the F around and find out aura coming off that cat. Most nervous i ever got working there. Great place though, real tragedy it had to close down due to the owners health.
I went to a large cat rescue near me. They had a tiger that had been "owned" by a tall person. Being a tall person, he did NOT like me. When you watch cartoons and they show people's hair getting blown back when they roar... *oh yeah, that shit's REAL*
The bad part is that running away from a tiger is actually the LAST thing you wanna do, because that triggers their predator response, letting them know that you’re afraid and therefore something worth chasing. It’s counterintuitive, but with felines you actually want to stand your ground and yell at them. Felines rely a lot on the element of surprise, so if they feel like they’ve lost ground against you AND that you’re fighting back, you might actually convince the animal that you’re not worth the energy. It’s not a guarantee, but regardless, your life is dependent on whether or not that tiger is hungry enough to try or not 🤷♀️
That might work with cats and dogs but don’t nobody try that theory with real hunters like wolves or tigers tho 😅😂 same way you won’t try to play big chest with a gorilla, you have more chance running
@ That’s why I added that it isn’t a guarantee for survival, nothing truly is with an apex predator. But predators very rarely like to beef with animals bigger than them or with other predators, so if you position yourself as something that’s hard to kill or as something that will fight back, that can better your odds. Animals aren’t mindless killing machines, and felines in particular are quite calculative and smart, if they feel like you aren’t worth expending calories on, they’ll go away and target something easier. But again, that depends entirely on the animal’s mood and hunger. But you may as well at least give yourself a fighting chance 🤷♀️
@@togucvinw7 No way can any human outrun a tiger. You have zero chance of survival running from a tiger that wants to eat you. But it's very true that standing your ground and looking like you're more trouble than it's worth to kill you ups your odds of survival. Of course, having a loaded rifle that you know how to use gives you the best chance of surviving a tiger attack.
Dude, I feel that 'adrenaline kicks in and you forget your ailments' mode. Something caught on fire at work and my arthritic, out-of-shape self ran and jumped like I was back in high school track and field. Didn't feel it right then, but I felt it for the next SEVERAL days. XD
Yes! Everyone in the comments is joking about the poor guy. But if you've ever been threatened by a large predator, then you know about 15,000 thoughts go through your mind at once, and you freeze because none of them will matter. So it's hard to move at all. It actually helps to be a little ADHD, but nobody Chinese is afflicted with that.
This is the run you run in your dreams. The growl and fence moving would of had me in the car going to the airport. Cats jump fool, stop turning around! 😂
Well, that's his farm. His home. That's why he was in the vicinity of the tiger, because they both lived in the same place. And he probably figured all of the above with the comments, that he couldn't outrun any tiger, but he was shouting at somebody to move their azz. We don't know, but I had a similar experience happen with a bear, so I kind of feel for the guy.
Considering how high a motivated tiger is capable of jumping (more than 20ft if you're curious), dude is lucky that tiger slammed INTO the fence and didn't jump over it.
To keep from being attacked by a wild cat like that, run, but backwards. NEVER turn your back. And holler like the dickens because loud noises scare them enough they might not quit chasing, but they won't follow too terribly close. Legit. Lolz. The more you know! 😂😂🎉
I got a chronic illness but when a momma bear and two cubs showed up next to my mailbox while I was checking the mail, I didn't know I could still run that fast. Didn't feel a bit of pain either before or after.
Did tower guard for a bit and we were told that there was a wild cat that roamed the area, can't remember the breed, but we were told to not shoot at it as we would just piss it off, and it would climb the towers to get us.
Watch again. Bro was flighting for his life. But he crapped his pants. And was still going. That's the 'I got a turtlehead pokin' out!' shuffle if I've ever seen one.
Bro ran like he was low on stamina in a game.
He properly only had three food bars
Both of these are perfect!
He ran like I do in my dreams! 😅🥴
Man had Hunger III and Slowness II.
What’s that shit called in Fallout when you have too much weight?
Dude's just lucky the tiger seemed to get a bit spooked by the clattering. No way he'd have gotten away if the tiger actually tried
And lucky it didn’t jump over the fence. If I remember correctly they have a 16ft vertical jump. That fence was protecting nothing even if it held
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"Oh dear! It broke that tall iron gate! Let me just mosey on over to this waist-high fence and see if it's still chasing me..."
Gosh darn it by the lookth of it, appears that dastardly Lion might be upon my tail, I must scadadel!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@edb36mar lmaooo 😂😂😂😂
@@edb36marnot the scadadel!! 🤣🤣🤣
Cartoon characters running away from danger be like
We gonna pretend like that tiger couldn't just casually hop that fence now??
He fast, he strong but he no smart
That's what I was thinking. That tiger was pissed if he decided to crash that fence instead of jump over it. And that dude isn't sure if he wants to live.
@trashboat115 Tigers are known to be smart enough to replicate the call of whatever they're hunting to trick their prey into revealing themselves
It’s about sending a message
@@GhettoJohnWick tf are u talking about, go away it was a dumb joke kid
Knowing what I know about tigers, that one was just messing with that guy. They can clear a 10 foot fence in one jump and this one smashed the gate and chilled out watching the guy run.
So they really are just... bigger versions of cats.
Yes! Will never forget the video I watched when a tiger was hiding in the weeds, and some people came through on elephants and that tiger leaped and clawed the guy on top of an elephant.
@@Galeenah huhhh😵💫😟😟😟
Closest thing there is in life right now to He-Man's Battlecat.
My house cats can clear that jump. Dude has no sense of self preservation.
He has running WAY too slow. Classic survival Horror game protagonists run faster than him.
No they dont. Hes moving at fatal frames top speed, which is still faster then the original clock tower
This is who the people that trip in horror are based on
bro running at James Sunderland speed
Nah, that man is the NPC in an escort quest.
Too fast for your walk, too slow for your run.
@@zionleach3001 Except Ethan Winters run Resident Evil…
He's running in slow motion like David Hasselhoff in Baywatch.
🤣🤣🤣🤣....Whyyyy
Or in the Spongebob Movie 🤣
You're such a master wordsmith 😭😭😭💀 the way you structure these sentences show me that I have to step up my game, because this is just poetry in motion
Truly ✨️ Fredo is always on some flow and it's hilariously impressive on so many levels. I love his presence in my scroll🫶
@therezaamador411 you get it friend 🤝🤝 like the way he strings words together is just a masterclass in of itself
A conversation between fredo and juice wrld would be incredible to listen in on
@@icedragon9097 you're so right
Used to volunteer at a zoo. Got there one morning and my buddy is like "hey give me a hand coaxing this tiger into the truck so we can get him to the vet. Don't worry he's drugged." Bruh even heavily sedated, when i say you could feel the F around and find out aura coming off that cat. Most nervous i ever got working there. Great place though, real tragedy it had to close down due to the owners health.
"Is the wrong was" is my favorite thing you've ever said. Best joke 😂😂😂
Honestly got me lmao "Arthritis? Is the wrong was" is my fav wordplay of the month
He's the type that would get chased by a monster in a scary movie and fall.
I can't lie; the "yabba dabba do what you gotta do" was what got me 🤣
You're right, though, on ALLLLLL of it 😅
I went to a large cat rescue near me. They had a tiger that had been "owned" by a tall person. Being a tall person, he did NOT like me.
When you watch cartoons and they show people's hair getting blown back when they roar... *oh yeah, that shit's REAL*
Is anybody gonna talk about how this dude appears to be guarding Donkey Kong's banana stash😂😂
😂😂😂😂
It's a farm.
More likely corn cobs being dried out.
He didn't run, he skidaddled😂
🎵Skip skip skip to my loo🎶
A little urgency was certainly called for. Sadly, it didn't answer...
I would've been in Wakanda by the time I saw that tiger
🤦🏾♀️😒
'no salt or pep in your step' ended it for me ☠️🤣 ...
The bad part is that running away from a tiger is actually the LAST thing you wanna do, because that triggers their predator response, letting them know that you’re afraid and therefore something worth chasing. It’s counterintuitive, but with felines you actually want to stand your ground and yell at them. Felines rely a lot on the element of surprise, so if they feel like they’ve lost ground against you AND that you’re fighting back, you might actually convince the animal that you’re not worth the energy. It’s not a guarantee, but regardless, your life is dependent on whether or not that tiger is hungry enough to try or not 🤷♀️
That might work with cats and dogs but don’t nobody try that theory with real hunters like wolves or tigers tho 😅😂 same way you won’t try to play big chest with a gorilla, you have more chance running
@ That’s why I added that it isn’t a guarantee for survival, nothing truly is with an apex predator. But predators very rarely like to beef with animals bigger than them or with other predators, so if you position yourself as something that’s hard to kill or as something that will fight back, that can better your odds. Animals aren’t mindless killing machines, and felines in particular are quite calculative and smart, if they feel like you aren’t worth expending calories on, they’ll go away and target something easier. But again, that depends entirely on the animal’s mood and hunger. But you may as well at least give yourself a fighting chance 🤷♀️
@@togucvinw7 No way can any human outrun a tiger. You have zero chance of survival running from a tiger that wants to eat you. But it's very true that standing your ground and looking like you're more trouble than it's worth to kill you ups your odds of survival. Of course, having a loaded rifle that you know how to use gives you the best chance of surviving a tiger attack.
So what youre saying is pet the cat
@@IosLocarthAssert your dominance by petting the cat.
Took me a solid minute
Arthritis
Are-th-right-is
Is-th-wrong-was
🤣🤣🤣
Dude, I feel that 'adrenaline kicks in and you forget your ailments' mode. Something caught on fire at work and my arthritic, out-of-shape self ran and jumped like I was back in high school track and field. Didn't feel it right then, but I felt it for the next SEVERAL days. XD
He half assed crab walked 😂😂
He acted like he was fighting through his freeze response. 😅
Yes! Everyone in the comments is joking about the poor guy. But if you've ever been threatened by a large predator, then you know about 15,000 thoughts go through your mind at once, and you freeze because none of them will matter. So it's hard to move at all. It actually helps to be a little ADHD, but nobody Chinese is afflicted with that.
Fredos right, if you have arthritis in that moment - no you don't - you HAVE to run in that moment
“Is the wrong was” is absolutely amazing!!!! You are amazing!!!
The fact that the tiger scared itself like; "Oh shit! I didn't mean to do that!" lol
This is the run you run in your dreams. The growl and fence moving would of had me in the car going to the airport. Cats jump fool, stop turning around! 😂
Tiger startled itself by crashing into a gate.
Yep. It's a cat.
That "Is The Wrong Was" joke is prob the best joke I've ever heard you say 😂!
That’s like the second time on the internet that I’ve seen someone actually skedaddle.
"You got things to yabba-dabba-DO!" laid me out FLAT😭😭😭😭
My brother in Christ was taking a semi-brisk jog like that Tiger wasn't gonna teleport right next to him at that pace
Zoo tigers have jumped over 14 ft fences. My guy is beyond lucky! 😮
Tiger itself was shocked at its own feat. It didn't think that would happen.
The tiger wasn't much better. It should've been able to clear that gate like Jordan lol
Well, that's his farm. His home. That's why he was in the vicinity of the tiger, because they both lived in the same place. And he probably figured all of the above with the comments, that he couldn't outrun any tiger, but he was shouting at somebody to move their azz. We don't know, but I had a similar experience happen with a bear, so I kind of feel for the guy.
Hes really out here moving at "walk for your life" speeds
I'm 50% sure it would 50% work, but, glorious life blossom, Serpentine!
How does this even happen lol “run and hope and pray” is so real
“Yabba dabba doo get to SCOOT” had me in tears
Got that horror movie character walk, right when the killer about to get them. I can’t even run fast and I’d look like usain bolt next to them
The way I overthink these movies. Because no way you twisting your ankle and can't get up and run when the killer is right behind you😂😂😂😂.
"Cant outrun no tiger fam" 😂😂😂😂
Bruh ran like a toddler that wants you to chase them 😂
Considering how high a motivated tiger is capable of jumping (more than 20ft if you're curious), dude is lucky that tiger slammed INTO the fence and didn't jump over it.
Buddy got that gas station version of skidadling. He move like his legs made of 2×4s
that tiger could definitely jump that easily bro was playin
His ski didn't have much daddle tbh 😂😂😂
Bro moved away like he got a vr headset on and 3 lives.
Bro’s to curious! 😭
So I'm starting to think. But I can't be certain . But I'm assuming . He's not wanting to keep that stray ?
Keeping it 100, I saw the title and thought I was gonna see some Kung Fu.
They skipped away from a Tiger… and that Tiger could have jumped that gate with ease…
Tigra be like:
"Where's Mumm-Ra, you villainous villain!"
😂
What crazy is the fact the tiger could've easily jumped that fence he lucky asf
Dude was like bruh😂
To keep from being attacked by a wild cat like that, run, but backwards. NEVER turn your back. And holler like the dickens because loud noises scare them enough they might not quit chasing, but they won't follow too terribly close. Legit. Lolz. The more you know! 😂😂🎉
💯 Facts when it's time to nope out, my arthritis don't exist.
Fredo bro another hit🤣🤣🤣
Fight or think about it for 2-3 business days.
Sir that is the evolutionary source of all our anxiety, RUN FASTER!!
...are those all screaming chickens? No wonder that tiger was pissed off.
Question how do you know the difference between a wild tiger and non wild tiger ? Wouldn't tiger just explain it all ?
Hearing those feet moving was funny. You can hear he wasn't moving quick enough. Lol
Also that tiger sounded like a car revving up haha
“Is the wrong was” is hilarious 😂
My boy ran away as if he was Captain Jack Sparrow. 😂
that "is-the-wrong-was" joke flew over my head before i watched this the 5th time
Is nobody gonna talk about how he got the Donkey Kong hoarde of bananas just lying around the yard 😅
He’s running about as fast as I run in my dreams.
In the words of Negan- "That's a goddamn tiger!"
Kilowatts? I think you both volt since volts is aka electrical pressure.
Bro shat himself so hard that his trousers were heavier than Havel's armor
The fact the tiger could leap the fence but chose to smash through it, thats rage right there
This man was gingerly jogging away 😂😂
Naw that arthritis wordplay was masterful I gotta say
Tiger: you underestimate my power!
Toyger: This is a warning this time. Next time I show up, you better have my money!!
He's running like that tiger's offering him Frosted Flakes instead of a swift death
Bro started the Tiger Vanguard boss without knowing it
Reminds me of that big road worker that was "running" away from that crashing truck😂
Its called a fight or waddle response lol.
That guy is someone’s science class skeleton right now
He was like *how come I'm not being mauled yet*
His “fight or flight” reflex is more like a “buffet or plated” reflex
"Fight or saunter on off" reflex.
The edits is so smooth, appreciated it!
🤔🤔
*I've never seen an all black 🐯 pretty slick!*
I got a chronic illness but when a momma bear and two cubs showed up next to my mailbox while I was checking the mail, I didn't know I could still run that fast. Didn't feel a bit of pain either before or after.
Dude is running like when your over bag carry limit 😂
Tiger: Ooh I LOVE the chase...oh...well I guess.
Fight, flight, or freeze... They just couldn't decide!
Did tower guard for a bit and we were told that there was a wild cat that roamed the area, can't remember the breed, but we were told to not shoot at it as we would just piss it off, and it would climb the towers to get us.
To be fair, tigers are less likely to attack you if you’re looking at them, but that’s because the tiger wondering if you chose fight
That tiger blacker than our boy making the video! 😂😂 that ain’t Tony the Tiger, that’s Trayvon the Tiger!
Call me the flash the way i would running as soon as that gate started moving.
...I'd have gained superpowers I'd dissapear so fast...
Watch again. Bro was flighting for his life. But he crapped his pants. And was still going. That's the 'I got a turtlehead pokin' out!' shuffle if I've ever seen one.
Plot twist: the man was actually wheelchair bound. Until that moment
This guy runs how i punch in dreams