Playing a Chocolate Record

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @bobblum5973
    @bobblum5973 4 года назад +14057

    "You have good taste in music." versus "You have good tasting music." :D

    • @mask1776
      @mask1776 4 года назад +61

      Misplaced Modifiers

    • @brianh.000
      @brianh.000 4 года назад +5

      hehehehe.

    • @Art7220
      @Art7220 4 года назад +71

      They don't want music with good taste, they want music that tastes good.

    • @brondlie
      @brondlie 4 года назад +15

      this is an underrated comment

    • @bobblum5973
      @bobblum5973 4 года назад +14

      "Sounds great!"
      "Less filling!"
      "SOUNDS GREAT!"
      "LESS FILLING!"
      *"SOUNDS GREAT!!!"*
      *"LESS FILLING!!!"*
      _Physical altercation ensues..._
      (Variation on an American beer commercial, some years ago.)

  • @kwaitefuni9152
    @kwaitefuni9152 3 года назад +5394

    Imagine listening to Chocolate Rain on a chocolate record.

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 3 года назад +50

      Yes

    • @a.t2dark
      @a.t2dark 3 года назад +37

      That's make sense

    • @tyanag9938
      @tyanag9938 3 года назад +25

      or candy rain lol

    • @lethauntic
      @lethauntic 3 года назад +28

      Aside from that being a bad song, that would be fitting.

    • @heavy0119
      @heavy0119 3 года назад +55

      **I move away from the mic to breathe in

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 года назад +1104

    Honestly, the fact that it works at all is pretty impressive.

  • @axelvetter
    @axelvetter 4 года назад +5313

    "Gosh, you've put on some weight!"
    "Well, I had a double album."

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 года назад +12

      Or you go to Richard Simmons after having an anthology delivered.

    • @BiloGadget
      @BiloGadget 3 года назад +4

      @@phydeux or you could just nom some straight lard, thatll work just as good

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 3 года назад +2

      @@BiloGadget That doesn't make any sense in the context of this video.

    • @BiloGadget
      @BiloGadget 3 года назад +4

      ​@@phydeux thats my sense of humor for ya

    • @samdoherty2284
      @samdoherty2284 3 года назад +20

      The Beatles - The White Chocolate Album

  • @dylanplug59
    @dylanplug59 4 года назад +3180

    im surprised willy wonka never thought of this

    • @nbacivilnba8950
      @nbacivilnba8950 3 года назад +36

      he should start mass-producing it

    • @VskutkuTrigen
      @VskutkuTrigen 3 года назад +10

      who do u think this is inspired by ? :D

    • @scrollandsurf
      @scrollandsurf 3 года назад +35

      oompa loompa distracks coming soon in chocolate form

    • @haydentourtelotte1685
      @haydentourtelotte1685 3 года назад +8

      Oompa loompa’s punching the air rn

    • @Cay9z
      @Cay9z 3 года назад +1

      @QRS Records and Radio he didn't even watch it shiiii, its called a chocolate factory but hes talking about will wonka never thought of this

  • @joeharley1423
    @joeharley1423 3 года назад +439

    ‘I put this record in the fridge this morning’ - No one in human history has ever said that before.

    • @andeleon6838
      @andeleon6838 3 года назад +12

      He just made history omg

    • @badgerlordpatrick6493
      @badgerlordpatrick6493 2 года назад +27

      The 60s were a crazy time. It wouldn't surprise me if somebody in San Fracisco has actually done that before. Maybe on purpose.

    • @joeharley1423
      @joeharley1423 2 года назад +8

      @@badgerlordpatrick6493 On second thought you are probably right there.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 года назад +7

      @@badgerlordpatrick6493 I'm 99% sure I had a relative who put tapes in the fridge. My family is very strange

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 Год назад +8

      In Antarctica they used to put records in the fridge to stop them gettig covered in ice. No one wants their needle skating.

  • @UndeadScavenger
    @UndeadScavenger 4 года назад +4544

    You gotta hand it to the Brits:
    Things: *go terribly wrong*
    Reaction: "Well that was a bit of a shame"
    😂

    • @I_Punch_Demons
      @I_Punch_Demons 3 года назад +165

      American:
      Things "Fucked up"
      Reaction: "GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT STUPID THING"
      5 min later: "Overall I recommend this product"

    • @pierreandferb
      @pierreandferb 3 года назад +238

      bit sad innit

    • @SpencerBrewerOG
      @SpencerBrewerOG 3 года назад +49

      @@I_Punch_Demons Am American, can confirm.

    • @whenwhen2284
      @whenwhen2284 3 года назад +61

      @@I_Punch_Demons I am embarrassed about how accurate this is, as thats coming from someone who lived most their life in the US

    • @TorreFernand
      @TorreFernand 3 года назад +21

      Well you know, stiff upper lip

  • @reeferbot502
    @reeferbot502 4 года назад +2665

    "i dont have a sense of taste" i dont know man, that's a pretty nice shirt

  • @picklechicken8396
    @picklechicken8396 3 года назад +809

    “Hey man I just upped the thermostat by a few degrees it’s getting cold in here”
    “YOU WHAT!?”

  • @carloscalzone8264
    @carloscalzone8264 4 года назад +1858

    Man, they're really taking this "consumer" thing WAY too far.

    • @gyrgrls
      @gyrgrls 3 года назад +12

      At least it's better than eating plastic.

    • @gyrgrls
      @gyrgrls 3 года назад

      @securitycountercheck =Whoosh!=

    • @lemon6531
      @lemon6531 3 года назад +2

      @@gyrgrls I’m pretty sure they were joking too

    • @Schattengewaechs99
      @Schattengewaechs99 2 года назад +7

      Does that count as planned obsolescence?

  • @nonna_sof5889
    @nonna_sof5889 4 года назад +588

    Still sounds better than a HitClip.

    • @TakZIG11
      @TakZIG11 4 года назад +9

      Holy shit 😳I haven’t thought about hitclip since the year 2000

    • @Jako1987
      @Jako1987 4 года назад +12

      @@TakZIG11 Time to watch Techmoans video about it!

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 3 года назад +321

    Considering how easily chocolate can melt in many environments, I'm impressed any sound came out at all!

  • @lindendrache8998
    @lindendrache8998 4 года назад +433

    Being type 1 diabetic, having lost sense of smell and taste and being almost blind on one eye if I remember correctly... but never lost the sense of humour. And all that while being such a wonderful and charismatic person! I just love your videos, Matt!

    • @Techmoan
      @Techmoan  4 года назад +116

      That’s it - it could be worse. 👍

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 Год назад +23

      Surely the next step is to review old hi-fi equipment while being deaf. Getting old has the benefit of reducing tape hiss even without Dolby noise reduction.

  • @PlainlyDifficult
    @PlainlyDifficult 4 года назад +2834

    mmmm chocolate

    • @is0p0d
      @is0p0d 4 года назад +39

      A Brief History of: the First Techmoan Chocolate Record Disaster

    • @KirikaMaga
      @KirikaMaga 4 года назад +5

      You came to watch this chocolate disaster ??

    • @_lucatron48_2
      @_lucatron48_2 4 года назад +6

      MM.. FOOD on some mmmm chocolate

    • @MonadoBoy16
      @MonadoBoy16 4 года назад +6

      Chocolate?? CHOCOLATE?? CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @omegaO_O
      @omegaO_O 4 года назад

      Yum

  • @mackyrulez756
    @mackyrulez756 3 года назад +619

    "what's your favorite kind of music?"
    "Dark chocolate"

    • @colinr0380
      @colinr0380 3 года назад +19

      "I prefer the music of Hot Chocolate myself"

    • @trshowinfo8714
      @trshowinfo8714 3 года назад +13

      @@colinr0380 “I do fancy myself some Hot chocolate but I prefer the bass in white chocolate”

    • @Druggy-Doggo
      @Druggy-Doggo 3 года назад +6

      You have great tasting music Joker

    • @calvinscarvings.66
      @calvinscarvings.66 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @ivetofta6084
      @ivetofta6084 3 года назад +1

      @@colinr0380 In reality, that would sound like heavy metal

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 4 года назад +620

    I love the fact that Techmoan buys a record that he can't play or eat, so we can enjoy the video anyway.
    Happy Xmas Techmoan!

  • @OSW
    @OSW 4 года назад +1539

    the fidelity of this video is incredible. The image is so sharp! Awesome work.

    • @SoggySoup
      @SoggySoup 4 года назад +27

      No kidding. Why tf is it so clear.

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 4 года назад +10

      @Abstractism yea and it tried to play at 480p for me until I changed it to 2160p

    • @csr2537
      @csr2537 4 года назад +7

      Maybe they use 12K camera

    • @Brascofarian
      @Brascofarian 4 года назад +30

      Agreed. Good job Techmoan. Please review the camera!

    • @Emptiness_Machine_2001
      @Emptiness_Machine_2001 4 года назад +31

      @Abstractism And he knows how to use it and has good lighting. Some RUclipsrs like LinusTechTips have way better and more expensive Cameras and loads of equipment, but the Video doesnt't look better at all. Sometimes, Techmoans Vid do look better, because he makes probably more takes, sets everything up properly and uses some good lights.

  • @imissmypencils
    @imissmypencils 3 года назад +597

    I laughed so hard when the needle ruined the chocolate record.

    • @randomdude197
      @randomdude197 3 года назад +41

      This man wasted his money and you're laughing? 😢

    • @psychedelicpsycho6019
      @psychedelicpsycho6019 3 года назад +82

      @Random Dude yeah that was hilarious

    • @randomdude197
      @randomdude197 3 года назад +17

      @@psychedelicpsycho6019 lmao

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 3 года назад +23

      honestly I don't think I expected anything else

    • @Ewok009
      @Ewok009 3 года назад +2

      @@randomdude197 LMAF ! 😂

  • @TheRip72
    @TheRip72 4 года назад +892

    "I looked round the house trying to find a suitable record player". How few people can actually say that?

    • @brapcast
      @brapcast 4 года назад +12

      Most people who frequent this channel?

    • @maxsnow9952
      @maxsnow9952 3 года назад +3

      @QRS Records and Radio and we need to knwo

    • @Tuberex
      @Tuberex 3 года назад +1

      everyone can

    • @baalhater2425
      @baalhater2425 3 года назад +2

      not many

    • @errilhl
      @errilhl 3 года назад +1

      Well... not my apartment (no room) but I was looking through stuff at my dad's, planning to set up a decent stereo system after renovations are done, and I found at least 5 different record players, of varying quality and probably some in some type of disrepair, but... it's not that uncommon, I think :D

  • @fraggit
    @fraggit 4 года назад +752

    Yikes, the dedication is awesome, from record needle to insulin needle in one video.

    • @arekrekas213
      @arekrekas213 4 года назад +5

      what do you mean by i have an abundance of one of the needed supplies for this

    • @gabrielv.4358
      @gabrielv.4358 Год назад +2

      oof

    • @Malkmusianful
      @Malkmusianful 8 месяцев назад

      Can't believe insulincore sounds like a cylinder

  • @Athena-hq4cp
    @Athena-hq4cp 3 года назад +495

    Imagine it being a rickroll

  • @SSJfraz
    @SSJfraz 4 года назад +1000

    Finally, a music format I can sink my teeth into.

  • @jutulporten
    @jutulporten 4 года назад +678

    Mission Impossible should have used these instead of tape players! "This delicious message will self-destruct as soon as you eat it!"

    • @bigmouthstrikesagain4056
      @bigmouthstrikesagain4056 4 года назад +18

      Yeah but wheres the fun in that... everybody loves exploding tape players

    • @ColtaineCrows
      @ColtaineCrows 4 года назад +47

      Their agents might not be much good if they have to consume a large amount of chocolate records on the regular.

    • @pHD77
      @pHD77 4 года назад +26

      @@ColtaineCrows "This is your mission, should you choose to accept it. Now, EAT THE MESSAGE!"

    • @AngelGonzalez-ij8xm
      @AngelGonzalez-ij8xm 4 года назад +5

      That sounds like a Norm Macdonald joke lol

    • @EC-ms1jr
      @EC-ms1jr 4 года назад +3

      I would imagine they would eat it and think, "Hm not bad, needs more of this." Also I don't think they would want crumbs on whatever clothing they were wearing so they might not like the idea of a chocolate record.

  • @AmaroqStarwind
    @AmaroqStarwind 3 года назад +50

    An audiobook-reading of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in multiple chocolate records, one for each chapter.
    And also with a hard honey-based glaze that won't be so horrifically scratched up while also keeping the chocolate's shape during operation in higher-than-expected temperatures.
    And yes, add a nice, crunchy inner wafer to the disc to help maintain its structural integrity.
    Don't forget to refrigerate your chocolate records when you store them! I would recommend a high-efficiency chest freezer.

  • @Raren789
    @Raren789 4 года назад +2103

    "Caretaker - Everything at the end of time" but it's chocolate

    • @cheesofthefleece7956
      @cheesofthefleece7956 4 года назад +168

      I'd need the chocolate afterwards

    • @hydrodoxxed2
      @hydrodoxxed2 3 года назад +306

      why the fuck does this album follow me everywhere

    • @Oliver-gd7uf
      @Oliver-gd7uf 3 года назад +104

      @@hydrodoxxed2 it's an instant classic

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 3 года назад +164

      *Starts melting as the stages continue*

    • @thomas.j.s
      @thomas.j.s 3 года назад +134

      @Smells Ahoy! *Chocolate 6 is without taste.*

  • @AvengerDK
    @AvengerDK 4 года назад +554

    I guess we finally heard the brown note.

    • @mrnmrn1
      @mrnmrn1 4 года назад +8

      Nice! xD

    • @dailyvault
      @dailyvault 4 года назад +8

      Congratulations, you win the Internet for today. Well played!

    • @AronDaPecsy
      @AronDaPecsy 4 года назад +1

      There is another way

    • @AdamAwesombrero
      @AdamAwesombrero 4 года назад +2

      *Slow clap*

    • @cap1234
      @cap1234 4 года назад

      Perfect

  • @thelegendarymagikarp8295
    @thelegendarymagikarp8295 3 года назад +12

    He made a separate, shorter video for people that just want to hear the record even though the video is already plenty to the point. What a man

  • @shimtest
    @shimtest 4 года назад +1022

    next day headline: "Techmoan hospitalized after eating record"

    • @JonahBj
      @JonahBj 4 года назад +70

      ☝️ Presenting to the emergency room with lo-fi emia.

    • @traxonwax
      @traxonwax 4 года назад +8

      That was a “killer” cut!

    • @bert7341
      @bert7341 4 года назад +30

      @@JonahBj "emia, meaning presence in the blood..."

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 года назад +10

      The music was lo-fi, but the blood sugar was hi-fi, and his seizure was psychedelic.

    • @anthonywyattStylist
      @anthonywyattStylist 4 года назад +1

      Yea... For covid loss of taste

  • @maxmephistru
    @maxmephistru 4 года назад +538

    People in the 1980s: Just imagine what great technology we'll have in 40 years!
    People in 2020: We finally made a playable chocolate record!

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 4 года назад +33

      German company Stollwerck Chocolate was making chocolate records and special players for them back in 1903.

    • @ericdavis9683
      @ericdavis9683 4 года назад +5

      @@adenowirus Wow, just looked it up and its just absolutely fascinating

    • @Oystein87
      @Oystein87 4 года назад +5

      Not really... This is older than the 80's

    • @maxmephistru
      @maxmephistru 4 года назад +4

      @@adenowirus So no progress for 117 years

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce 4 года назад +8

      80s: "Record? But what happened to the compact disk? It was just taking off!"
      2K20: "It was too clean. There's no warmth once you remove the surface noise and the pops. We wanted a more analog sound."
      80s: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

  • @peteclock2855
    @peteclock2855 3 года назад +19

    "I've put the record in the fridge this morning"
    That is my new favourite sentence and I will use it to mess with people

  • @BROTRRer
    @BROTRRer 4 года назад +372

    I'm in a black metal band and I think I just found the perfect medium for our next album

    • @webchimp
      @webchimp 4 года назад +19

      How about liquorish?

    • @Loweko1170
      @Loweko1170 4 года назад +23

      BEHOLD THE INNATE ENDING THAT COMES TO ALL THINGS, AS DEATH STALKS US ALL. The delicious, delicious ending.

    • @8bitwiz_
      @8bitwiz_ 4 года назад +39

      Dark chocolate, of course.

    • @cam182
      @cam182 4 года назад +4

      This whats gonna be used if theres a special edition record of chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water by limp bizkit

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 года назад +7

      The chocolate should be as bitter as the lyrics.

  • @Zveebo
    @Zveebo 4 года назад +259

    I can’t wait to play this on my extremely expensive laser record player for absolutely pristine audio quality.

    • @TheOldScoola
      @TheOldScoola 4 года назад +26

      Woah! You gonna melt into the grooves?

    • @MetalTrabant
      @MetalTrabant 4 года назад +1

      Has anyone actually bought those?

    • @mal2ksc
      @mal2ksc 4 года назад +6

      @@franky9928 They're basically lab equipment for restoration specialists, at this point. That's pretty much the one niche they occupy that nothing else does.

    • @traxonwax
      @traxonwax 4 года назад +3

      Needs that device that just records the grooves as an image and then from the extremely detailed image, create the audio. Like what they did with the worlds oldest known recording. Phonaudiograph

    • @Oystein87
      @Oystein87 4 года назад

      As the kids say: LOL

  • @CyrusBennett-bv8np
    @CyrusBennett-bv8np 3 года назад +113

    This would really “fudge” up your record player

  • @mfbfreak
    @mfbfreak 4 года назад +350

    I need a chocolate record of 'Chocolate Rain' by Tay Zonday.

    • @8bitwiz_
      @8bitwiz_ 4 года назад +20

      Chocolate record
      Put it in the fridge and keep it dry
      Chocolate record
      Zoom the camera out and VU meter in your eye

    • @reylavienna1318
      @reylavienna1318 4 года назад +6

      @@_Piers_ That's a niche reference contained inside a niche reference.

    • @jemzomaclain
      @jemzomaclain 4 года назад +1

      @@_Piers_ make that 3

    • @jemzomaclain
      @jemzomaclain 4 года назад

      @@_Piers_ fuck i mean 2

    • @moonwaystudiosVR
      @moonwaystudiosVR 4 года назад

      You are legend

  • @chrispenn715
    @chrispenn715 4 года назад +249

    Brilliant - "l've ate a bit - now I'd better go and find me insulin'. Love it! Next week an electric chocolate teapot.....

    • @hjalfi
      @hjalfi 4 года назад +2

      Chocolate teapots are old hat. Not that I'm endorsing chocolate hats, mind. ruclips.net/video/qa6skbQHDh0/видео.html

    • @TimeLemur6
      @TimeLemur6 4 года назад +1

      That sounds like a brilliantly disastrous idea.

    • @Flymochairman1
      @Flymochairman1 4 года назад +5

      Is the chocolate tea-pot not more of a Big Clive Dot Com type of experiment? XD

    • @TimeLemur6
      @TimeLemur6 4 года назад +3

      @@Flymochairman1 Only if he's complaining about the heating element, not the chocolate melting.

  • @davidfordyoyoguy
    @davidfordyoyoguy 10 месяцев назад +2

    When CDs were fairly new, I got a CD made of bubble gum for a birthday and it took my family over 10 minutes to get me to realize that "bubble gum" isn't a band and I can't listen to it. I have to eat it. They got me the Green Day "Dookie" cassette, though. Loved it

  • @AlexTenThousand
    @AlexTenThousand 4 года назад +460

    "Chocolate record" sounds like something Willy Wonka came up with.

    • @locust76
      @locust76 4 года назад +11

      Or Tay Zonday

    • @nottodaypal2143
      @nottodaypal2143 4 года назад +14

      @@locust76 Chocolate Rain on a chocolate record , that's just to sweet 😂

    • @bigmouthstrikesagain4056
      @bigmouthstrikesagain4056 4 года назад

      @salamihawk. You beat mento it

    • @weatherseed8994
      @weatherseed8994 4 года назад +2

      Or George Clinton.

    • @albinakemet
      @albinakemet 4 года назад

      @@nottodaypal2143 no chocolate rain is not a chocolate record it is digital .

  • @joshuascholar3220
    @joshuascholar3220 4 года назад +129

    He gets to EVERY audio format!

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 4 года назад +1

      video formats too!

    • @deaultusername
      @deaultusername 4 года назад

      @@Baerchenization If real you should post a link or some more information, be an interesting video

  • @sesa2984
    @sesa2984 Год назад +3

    I have to say, when the music started playing...I smiled despite myself. I'm one of those who gets sad when Christmas ends and everyone starts shutting their lights off. I keep mine up appropriately til Candlemas. That just made me so happy to hear that. 🎄

  • @rotwang83
    @rotwang83 4 года назад +164

    So finally it's official. Crosley record players will destroy your records (if they're made of chocolate 😅 ).

  • @Siddhartha13
    @Siddhartha13 4 года назад +392

    "We wish you a merry Christmas (The Caretaker Remix)"

    • @Qwerty_7
      @Qwerty_7 3 года назад +31

      when's christmas again?

    • @vriskamoder
      @vriskamoder 3 года назад +21

      fuck

    • @vinnyrocks5886
      @vinnyrocks5886 3 года назад +14

      Souliousery it’s just a burning memory really

    • @William_3DS
      @William_3DS 3 года назад +8

      OH NO

    • @ii_Cove
      @ii_Cove 3 года назад +15

      we wish you a burning memory

  • @discbreakerchanel8180
    @discbreakerchanel8180 4 года назад +59

    Imagine if there is a record player made out of candy.

    • @gynaecide4382
      @gynaecide4382 3 года назад +2

      @ZAHARIA IUSTINA-MARIA I know what else is hard.. ;)

    • @apocalypticblox2346
      @apocalypticblox2346 3 года назад +1

      @@gynaecide4382 your head.

    • @gynaecide4382
      @gynaecide4382 3 года назад +1

      @@apocalypticblox2346 No, my dick

    • @Agent24Electronics
      @Agent24Electronics 3 года назад +5

      You maybe could, actually. Suck a candy-cane down to a needle point, attach to a waffle cone...? Make the turntable mechanism hand-crank driven, from hard candy, and a cabinet of gingerbread? Hmm...

    • @apocalypticblox2346
      @apocalypticblox2346 3 года назад

      @@Agent24Electronics but it wouldn’t function.

  • @unfinishedthought
    @unfinishedthought 4 года назад +336

    "now I better go find some insulin" got me laughing out loud 😂

    • @barryholt9564
      @barryholt9564 4 года назад +10

      Hope he was just kidding, "You had us in the first half", guy, nobody's expecting you to go making yourself Ill!

    • @Crusader1089
      @Crusader1089 4 года назад +27

      @@barryholt9564 Matt is a diabetic, so he would no joke need to take a measure of insulin after eating some chocolate.

    • @sanches2
      @sanches2 4 года назад +6

      I laughed at that one too :) it's showing nice sence of humour as well as dedication:)

    • @maesto
      @maesto 4 года назад +6

      I lost it when he took another bite after saying that.

    • @VintageTechFan
      @VintageTechFan 4 года назад +18

      @@maesto No problem at all since he is Type I, which means he can't produce insulin .. with modern therapies you can pretty much eat anything you want, you just have to compensate for it. There are limits for the total carb amount though, so if its high in sugar you will stay quite hungry after using up the budget. (Type II is an insulin tolerance, you can only limit carbs for this.)

  • @adamsimmons631
    @adamsimmons631 4 года назад +185

    Apparently Bill Hailey is going to release “Rock Around The Choc” ........

    • @marcsm2008
      @marcsm2008 4 года назад +2

      Have a thumbs up, man.
      You made me laugh.

    • @mtechnics37
      @mtechnics37 4 года назад

      Very Good !!!

    • @burtbackattack
      @burtbackattack 4 года назад

      Worth a like for how bad it was! 🤦🏻👍🏻

    • @martifingers
      @martifingers 4 года назад +5

      Apparently Hot Chocolate released one of these in the 70s but it melted...

    • @martifingers
      @martifingers 4 года назад +5

      As did Bowie actually with The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from "Mars"
      . (I'll get my coat...)

  • @amz4r_waf
    @amz4r_waf 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Bro why is my record player smells chocolate?"
    "Oh I put an edible chocolate record there earlier"

  • @opinionday0079
    @opinionday0079 4 года назад +226

    " Oh I almost forgot... to eat the record .." You don't hear that line very often....... if ever.

    • @locke103
      @locke103 4 года назад +3

      i dont blame him, really. if i'm gonna eat something like that, it damn well better be worth the insulin shot.

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 3 года назад +3

      Did he eat it, for the record or on the record‽
      ruclips.net/video/DZG0lUXjxfY/видео.html

    • @psisis7423
      @psisis7423 3 года назад +1

      Seems like some cabalistic ritual

  • @daShare
    @daShare 4 года назад +165

    I can just imagine ordering one of those records in the Australian summer and opening a puddle of chocolate.

    • @TheDeadfast
      @TheDeadfast 4 года назад +11

      Indeed. I imagine the Christmas special in particular might not sound particularly great!

    • @steviebboy69
      @steviebboy69 4 года назад +1

      Yes I was going to say that, particularly on a 45.Celsius plus day. it would melt real quick even a real record would warp.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 4 года назад +1

      And he didn't explain how countries' different electrical systems would affect playback. Worst. Video. Ever!

    • @VintageTechFan
      @VintageTechFan 4 года назад +9

      @@andrewgwilliam4831 Australia and the UK are compatible regarding this (well .. they were still part of the same empire when electricity took off..)

    • @TheOldScoola
      @TheOldScoola 4 года назад +2

      Andrew Gwilliam shut the fuck up dude leave him alone he’s successful you’re not

  • @meistroldcontent
    @meistroldcontent 3 года назад +17

    Me: *Goes on diet* RUclips: CHOCOLATE RECORD

  • @PhoticSneezeOne
    @PhoticSneezeOne 4 года назад +148

    Pro Tip: For the true audiophile experience, you might want to put it in a freezer for a few hours before playing !

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 4 года назад +15

      Enjoy that crisp sound!

    • @Fluteboy
      @Fluteboy 4 года назад +7

      Like they do with their damn cables! Bless them.

    • @eDoc2020
      @eDoc2020 4 года назад +21

      I'd be careful. If ice crystals form it will add lots of noise.

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 Год назад

      The ice would make the needle skate.

    • @WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart
      @WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart Год назад

      @@eDoc2020 then you coat it in dry ice instead

  • @JasonHalversonjaydog
    @JasonHalversonjaydog 4 года назад +127

    could've had that song "chocolate rain" on it! LOL

    • @therealdennisprager
      @therealdennisprager 4 года назад +1

      Tay zonday! Unfortunately the song is copyrighted so I don’t think it’s possible

    • @AltName7
      @AltName7 3 года назад +2

      I think it would muddle the messaging if it was actually on a chocolate record.

    • @user-kn5ol8ck8s
      @user-kn5ol8ck8s 3 года назад

      AltName7 There is no message worth listening too on chocolate rain so its fine.

  • @demigodgamez
    @demigodgamez 3 года назад +11

    Mom:
    "Don't play with your food."
    Me with my food:

    • @exMuteKid
      @exMuteKid 3 года назад +1

      It's yOuR hapPy mEaL!

  • @cammyboy011
    @cammyboy011 4 года назад +94

    Techmoan putting his health on the line for our knowledge and understanding. That's dedication right there! 👍😎

    • @Sam-go3mb
      @Sam-go3mb 4 года назад

      From the 'Rok-Blok' to all Crosley products, Techmoan has always put the health of his ears in jeopardy.

  • @camtomlee
    @camtomlee 4 года назад +142

    Would be useful for sending disappearing messages- much tastier than a self-destructing tape recorder!

    • @nuNWO
      @nuNWO 4 года назад +6

      Mission Impossible reboot with chocolate sponsor product placement!

    • @10385142
      @10385142 4 года назад +2

      Better they don;t try in in warmer climates.

  • @driftliketokyo34ftw35
    @driftliketokyo34ftw35 7 месяцев назад +1

    Surprisingly legible for chocolate. You can actually sing along to it!

  • @MrJ0mmy
    @MrJ0mmy 4 года назад +391

    for a channel called
    Techmoan he hardly ever moans about tech

    • @TimmyJoe633
      @TimmyJoe633 4 года назад +38

      He did a video a few years back that can't seem to find any more, where he explains why he chose not to go down the route of moaning, but kept the name.

    • @james-5560
      @james-5560 4 года назад +5

      Stop moaning

    • @RealNovgorod
      @RealNovgorod 4 года назад +11

      Nor has the man any techno.

    • @NiGHTSaturn
      @NiGHTSaturn 4 года назад +10

      He already owned the url techmoan.com so he kept it like this.

    • @RealNovgorod
      @RealNovgorod 4 года назад

      @@NiGHTSaturn technoman.com was taken? From its looks it couldn't have been that long.

  • @matthewjensen8681
    @matthewjensen8681 4 года назад +48

    Holy cow, I had no idea that you were a Type 1. I am too!! It's so cool to know that people you admire and enjoy watching share something like that with you. That really made my day.

    • @cornsyruptrucker
      @cornsyruptrucker 2 года назад +1

      Are you able to taste things?

    • @matthewjensen8681
      @matthewjensen8681 Год назад +1

      @@cornsyruptrucker Yes! I'm pretty sure a lack of taste isn't a symptom of being diabetic. I can taste just fine, at least.

    • @tygical
      @tygical Год назад +2

      1

  • @ant51006
    @ant51006 3 года назад +15

    “man, this song is sweet, what is it”

  • @TheHammerofDissidence
    @TheHammerofDissidence 4 года назад +48

    I find 85% cacao gives the flattest frequency response when played back.

  • @ageary
    @ageary 4 года назад +76

    That's the sweetest thing I've heard all year

  • @coffeecaim2527
    @coffeecaim2527 3 года назад +5

    Great video. Really interesting how records can be made from chocolate and can still be played like normal ones. I'm also type 1 diabetic so I can relate to this as you'd need to work out the carbs and stuff before being able to eat it. Nice video!

  • @colvinscorner
    @colvinscorner 4 года назад +99

    your face when the record actually started playing recognizable music, priceless hahaha. Awesome video as always!

  • @solarbirdyz
    @solarbirdyz 4 года назад +65

    ...I can't believe that worked. At all. I'm genuinely impressed in a very... confused way. Well done, FoodIsArt.

    • @Chickenpatty878
      @Chickenpatty878 4 года назад +5

      Right?! That definitely seems like something you could lie about and get away with, but it actually works!

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 Год назад

      Edison's wax cylinders were made of... wax. Chocolate isn't all that different really. It tastes nicer though!

  • @nesquik1001
    @nesquik1001 3 года назад +44

    1900's: "I bet we'll have flying cars in the future"
    2020's: "Chocolate record, take it or leave it"

    • @realtalk6195
      @realtalk6195 3 года назад +3

      We've had flying cars for decades, they're called helicopters. Not sure why people expect cars that fly by magic. The rotors are either going to be on the top, or on the bottom like a hovercar but will need far more energy to fly higher and it's going to disrupt people below it.

  • @anchorbubba
    @anchorbubba 4 года назад +56

    the vu meter is so beautifully sensitive and accurate, i cant help staring at it

  • @edwardalexander9486
    @edwardalexander9486 4 года назад +61

    We wish you a Merry Christmas too! Let your 2021 be as good as 2019 (we don't mention 2020 round these parts).

    • @Nolroa
      @Nolroa 4 года назад

      Agreed!

    • @codeman99-dev
      @codeman99-dev 4 года назад +4

      Well... I hope 2021 better than both. 2019 was a very difficult year for me financially.

    • @TheRealColBosch
      @TheRealColBosch 4 года назад +1

      How soon we forget that 2019 was pretty damn miserable. Not as bad as 2020, but still terrible.

  • @thebluecreeper2574
    @thebluecreeper2574 5 месяцев назад +1

    I am getting this next time someone tells me to not play with my food

  • @vorpi
    @vorpi 4 года назад +211

    4:32 when 'The Caretaker' rolled in

    • @spacepawdity4973
      @spacepawdity4973 4 года назад +18

      That’s either stage 2 or 3

    • @a.f.nik.4210
      @a.f.nik.4210 3 года назад +40

      not enough slow or reverb, but the quality and the crackle reminds me of... wait what are we talking about again?

    • @chickenflavor9880
      @chickenflavor9880 3 года назад +8

      ruclips.net/video/U4NXoJVtNMk/видео.html

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 3 года назад +8

      @@a.f.nik.4210
      we wish you a merry- uh, umm, uh

    • @arkuai
      @arkuai 3 года назад

      Wait who?

  • @izools
    @izools 4 года назад +45

    I've got to applaud you for not letting your medical conditions get in the way of such incredible content creation. Almost brought a tear to my eye.
    Really, thank you. You do phenomenal work and are a true inspiration.

  • @johnrowley3721
    @johnrowley3721 Год назад +2

    “Out now on Wonka Records!” 😁👍

  • @TomboLP
    @TomboLP 4 года назад +21

    Merry Christmas, Techmoan! Thank you for all the wonderful videos.

  • @raudiobrown
    @raudiobrown 4 года назад +65

    Ah, that warm analog sound! ;o]

  • @SnufflySpy
    @SnufflySpy Год назад +1

    It sounds like someone is listening to "We wish you a merry christmas" while sitting by a yule log fire

  • @mattgreen5351
    @mattgreen5351 4 года назад +21

    Happy Christmas, Mr Moan. Thanks for getting me through 2020 with your brilliant channel.

  • @TRMasterZED
    @TRMasterZED 4 года назад +42

    Thank you so much for your splendid Videos, they are so enjoyable. I wish you a merry Christmas as well.

  • @bonedagger
    @bonedagger 3 года назад +2

    No sense of taste might mean an increase in the other senses, an increased sense of sound for the man who has an ear for quality and also an eye for it. Keep up the good work.

  • @adamgill
    @adamgill 4 года назад +36

    4:36 - Did anyone else shout "Yaaaay!" at that point? :D

  • @DT-dc4br
    @DT-dc4br 4 года назад +38

    the mrs just asked what I'm doing.
    "Looking up the hardness of caramel on tinterwebs to see if confectionary based records would have been a viable alternative to shellac"

  • @EnderalRocks
    @EnderalRocks 3 года назад +6

    4:32
    For anyone who just wants to hear it and move on
    But I recommend you watch it all, it's interesting

  • @BlueOceanBelow
    @BlueOceanBelow 4 года назад +92

    We need a Fruit-by-the-Foot Tefifon now.

    • @solarwalkman
      @solarwalkman 4 года назад

      Put me down for 20.

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 года назад

      @@cellpat7392 - Nah, 8-track would have to be done using Air Heads X-tremes. One color per track.

  • @deanrussell2224
    @deanrussell2224 4 года назад +20

    You’ve got to admit if there’s an obscure format around here is the place to see it demonstrated 👍

  • @321findus
    @321findus 4 года назад +24

    For a second there I got flashbacks to Everywhere at the end of time

  • @AndersEngerJensen
    @AndersEngerJensen 4 года назад +73

    Haha, brilliant! You’ve heard it, I’ve ate a bit. I better get my insulin! 😂
    I won’t be making my records available on this though... gonna be a lossy project in all aspects of the word! 🤪

    • @juergenbernhard5442
      @juergenbernhard5442 4 года назад +1

      not to mention the "care" some postal services treat their items. How often did I get chocolate broken into pieces already. No way to play a broken record o matter how much it cost you :-D

    • @rivards1
      @rivards1 4 года назад +1

      It would be a sweet format for some CoCo music!

    • @moeta486
      @moeta486 4 года назад

      People have made similar things on wood and acrylic using a laser cutter.

  • @Pholland420
    @Pholland420 4 года назад +418

    I love how the blue light bar in the background is synced with his voice haha who else spotted that ?

    • @twistedpeanuts6958
      @twistedpeanuts6958 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, is that edited in or what?

    • @Pholland420
      @Pholland420 4 года назад +25

      @@twistedpeanuts6958
      I don't think it is, he's not good at editing if I remember right but I could see him acc wiring it in haha

    • @Artyom1247
      @Artyom1247 4 года назад +38

      Its from an earlier video where he was looking for good VU meters.

    • @thecrazeecow1682
      @thecrazeecow1682 4 года назад +38

      There’s probably a mic in there and it gets bigger depending on the volume

    • @bobblum5973
      @bobblum5973 4 года назад +7

      @@Artyom1247 Yes, he was testing three of them in that video. I noticed it in the background right away.

  • @greekpapi
    @greekpapi Год назад +1

    Wouldn't last 10 minutes in my house. Once the troops find out somethings made out of chocolate, its all over.....

  • @hbp_
    @hbp_ 4 года назад +30

    "I’m not sure they even make these anymore"
    I wasn't honestly expecting anything that is still manufactured.

  • @LeftoverBeefcake
    @LeftoverBeefcake 4 года назад +26

    My two song choices would have been:
    We Wish You A Yummy Christmas
    Deck The Halls With Bars Of Chocolate

  • @skillamaroo4976
    @skillamaroo4976 3 года назад +47

    "Hello everyone this is YOUR daily dose of internet"

  • @KK-bk3dm
    @KK-bk3dm 4 года назад +134

    Should've sent it to LGR so he could do a food review.

    • @AsellusPrimus
      @AsellusPrimus 4 года назад +5

      Why is that so relevant to my RUclips algorithm?

    • @KK-bk3dm
      @KK-bk3dm 4 года назад +9

      @@AsellusPrimus
      Because your fat ass likes chocolate

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 года назад +3

      It would get eaten by US Customs.

    • @JakobWinterborne
      @JakobWinterborne 4 года назад +1

      .

    • @BlazeYT_
      @BlazeYT_ 4 года назад +2

      Yeah lol

  • @sunnohh
    @sunnohh 4 года назад +5

    Not that there was any competition, but you have cemented the “my favorite tech youtuber” award for lifetime achievements with this video!

  • @joey184
    @joey184 2 года назад +1

    we can use chocolate as a data storage device now, technology is incredible

  • @KiraPlaysGuitar
    @KiraPlaysGuitar 4 года назад +5

    Wow. You are a legend for making the short version to share with my mates, I'm sure I'm the only one interested in the preamble among us. Great, great video and forethought.

  • @revbobuk
    @revbobuk 4 года назад +118

    How many RUclips reviewers literally risk their lives to test products for us? Wow.

    • @ryanmalin
      @ryanmalin 4 года назад

      how many?

    • @joshmeyer7384
      @joshmeyer7384 4 года назад +1

      @@ryanmalin Probably a lot, really. But among the audio and electronics channels, not many at all. Thanks, Mr. Moan, for walking on the edge for your fans!

    • @Fluteboy
      @Fluteboy 4 года назад +4

      ElectroBOOM and Photonicinduction spring to mind.

    • @Paul_Y_T
      @Paul_Y_T 4 года назад

      type 1 diabetics aren't risking their lives eating chocolate - it's not an allergy.

    • @ME-ci8zi
      @ME-ci8zi 4 года назад

      Steve1989MREInfo for sure

  • @honeycloves-
    @honeycloves- Год назад +1

    that have me genuine chills. astonishing!!!

  • @maveric5381
    @maveric5381 4 года назад +4

    Sounds like some of my old LP's from the late 1960's so that's good enough for me. Merry Christmas.

  • @vwlssnvwls3262
    @vwlssnvwls3262 4 года назад +4

    Pretty cool! I rather like the way it sounded. Gives me good vibes, remembering listening to AM radio as a kid late at night when I was supposed to be sleeping.

  • @markandrewpaul4233
    @markandrewpaul4233 Год назад +1

    Sounds like a jump scare waiting to happen

  • @DiestroCorleone
    @DiestroCorleone 4 года назад +8

    When he took a bite of that chocolate record, my soul found peace.

  • @SupaPhly0
    @SupaPhly0 4 года назад +62

    that "whoops" in the first attempt had me laughing

    • @devlad
      @devlad 4 года назад +3

      I was absolutely rolling

    • @cdscissor
      @cdscissor 4 года назад +2

      Ey, my favorite former RUclipsr making a funny comment!

    • @Jamal_Tyrone
      @Jamal_Tyrone 4 года назад +5

      He didn't show the part where he fell to his knees screaming "Noooooooo!"

    • @Seras99
      @Seras99 4 года назад +1

      So one of techmoan’s biggest fans got to see a video early huh? Must be a patron person!

  • @willstarbailey
    @willstarbailey 3 года назад +2

    1:30 What audiophiles think what will happen if you play a record on a crosley for one second

  • @brideoflister
    @brideoflister 4 года назад +52

    Okay. That's pretty neat even if the audio quality is low.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 года назад +2

      The fact it played at all is mind blowing. I thought it might had been a gimmick.