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- Giraffe' - Rick decides to take up exercise having been humiliated about his weight on TV by daytime chatshow host Adam Green.
Rick Spleen is a disillusioned stand-up comedian writer whose career has not gone to plan.
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Series 2, Episode 1 '
First episode date: 4 October 2006
Final episode date: 5 July 2011
Networks: BBC, BBC Two, BBC Four
Program creators: Jack Dee, Pete Sinclair
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Chris Finch. Bloody good used car salesman.
poor old Finchie!
CHRIS FINCH
Bloody good rep
20:33 Finchy!
Mr Dee is a proper mod. I can see him dancing on the nightclub balcony Quadrophenia style
So good!
Great posts. Saves me getting the dvds out!!
If a giraffe stood next to a blue whale on land, they would actually be almost the same height (but the whale would be much, much longer). But a whale in water might be taller than one on land, because water supports its weight, while on land it would be somewhat flattened due to gravity,
Nah a Giraffe is taller than a blue whale no matter where it is.
the tallest blue whale is about the same height as the shortest giraffe
Depends on the age of the Giraffe, and obviously the Pygmy Giraffes from Burundi Bundi are quite short, about the height of the average Dolphin, or small Porpoise.
Whichever way you cut it the tallest mammal is the blue whale. You measure the giraffe from head to hoof do the same for the blue whale head to tail, its no contest. Blue whales also spend much of their time in vertical orientation, when diving. So dependant on when you measure them they are tall and not long as in horizontal swimming. Blue Whale, simple.
Some of you need to go back to primary school. *Tall* is NOT the same as *Long.* The answer IS giraffe. You are exactly the type of people the show is making fun of.
Bootarm
There's only the wife and the writer I don't want to slap on this show.
Sean Power is perfect.
Yeah Raquel Cassidy is the best
Ending made no sense. If ur Rick,
Why fit up Chris Finch?
Why not just tell the police where u got the car?
Wouldnt the police be able to tell straight away from paperwork where car came from.
Normally Rick always gets his at the end of an ep.. but all that happened here, was that he completely screwed over a perfectly innocent car salesman. Wtf?
I really hated him in this episode.
Yes, but what's going to happen when the car salesman tells the police he didn't sell Rick the car? They'll investigate. Go back to Rick. Uncover the truth. Then it's Rick who'll be in big trouble for lying to the police and falsely accusing someone of a criminal offence. There's only one person going to jail in this scenario, and it's not the car salesman. Even by Rick's standards it was a monumentally stupid thing to do.
@@HampsteadOwl I do concur, but if they ended the ep with the rozzers rocking up at his door again that would have made a great show ender! LoL even though it's the season opener. But your comment did make me feel better about him getting his comeuppance. Cheers. 👍
Yeah I was waiting for the usual comeuppance! Also normally he's just a bit of a prat. He's actively really foul in this one, especially with Magda.
giraffe + whale baby < trump's ego
Amount of likes your comment has > Biden's IQ
Wtf
Cant stand that sam.and Ben loool
rick is a terrible person