Hava Nagila(low quality)

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  • @serhii8117
    @serhii8117 2 года назад +350

    Mr, Crabs theme

  • @fungi265
    @fungi265 2 года назад +132

    A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You are all, truly wonderful. Have a good one.

  • @hhhqqq3918
    @hhhqqq3918 2 года назад +117

    POV: You looked into the before he was famous or the early life section

  • @nlcovertops4789
    @nlcovertops4789 2 года назад +45

    POV: You are in the lobby of the federal reserve and a party is happening in the vault.

  • @GenaRado
    @GenaRado Год назад +17

    “Hamas”
    Literally every single IDF rifleman in a 50km radius:

  • @robproductions2599
    @robproductions2599 2 года назад +115

    When your mom says you can't keep the change

    • @GivemeBacon
      @GivemeBacon 2 года назад +7

      When your mom says: We buy it when we coming back

  • @the_realtajgames5643
    @the_realtajgames5643 2 года назад +233

    Damn they even stole the quality.

  • @basharthekindandgentle4346
    @basharthekindandgentle4346 2 года назад +135

    Low quality but high profit👏👃🏻

    • @Chabier-mx2mz
      @Chabier-mx2mz 9 месяцев назад +4

      * sniff* * sniff* "Money"👃

    • @JohnDoe-bt9qp
      @JohnDoe-bt9qp 5 месяцев назад +1

      Perfectly describes apple products. Their 🔵💊 consumers will buy anything from them. Anything.

  • @maxamps45
    @maxamps45 2 года назад +78

    this what you hear at the front door on federal reserve.

  • @antonsupalov3855
    @antonsupalov3855 2 года назад +61

    when you get dividends but it's only 63 cents

  • @GivemeBacon
    @GivemeBacon 2 года назад +146

    Still sounds pretty dope

  • @des1990
    @des1990 4 месяца назад +10

    Imagine youre sleeping in your bedroom in nyc, then you hear this under your room at night muffled with the noise of construction equipment 😍

  • @PanagiotisXD
    @PanagiotisXD 2 года назад +36

    When you mispell mountain dew and instead you say "mountain jew"

    • @Coalgers
      @Coalgers 2 года назад +4

      Is that the soda Northern Israeli drink?

    • @PanagiotisXD
      @PanagiotisXD 2 года назад

      I don't know, i only know the "mountain dew" kind of soda that is available almost in the entire world

  • @user-by7to8xj2e
    @user-by7to8xj2e 2 года назад +75

    didnt know i needed this but apparently i did

    • @GivemeBacon
      @GivemeBacon 2 года назад

      Your soul wants it mate, needs it

  • @ronman_the_great
    @ronman_the_great 6 месяцев назад +10

    POV: you are the upstairs neighbor of a jewish family who is having a bar mitzva

  • @Rowid04
    @Rowid04 2 года назад +54

    When the imposter is sus

  • @tdhfc
    @tdhfc 2 года назад +29

    For best experience, listen in 144p !

  • @thatduckkindaguy9945
    @thatduckkindaguy9945 2 года назад +70

    Landlords when its the last day of the month

  • @elazargoldmann2183
    @elazargoldmann2183 2 года назад +19

    включил в вышей школы экономике,танцевали всем департаментом финансов

    • @JohnDoe-bt9qp
      @JohnDoe-bt9qp 5 месяцев назад +1

      Jewssians are the only ones that type not in English when they comment on an English video.

    • @elazargoldmann2183
      @elazargoldmann2183 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@JohnDoe-bt9qp англосакс иди на свою работку и не мешай нам руководить миром

    • @JohnDoe-bt9qp
      @JohnDoe-bt9qp 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@elazargoldmann2183 I've been living in Russia for a few years now, so shut up, you alcoholic.

  • @JoseLopez-hd3ni
    @JoseLopez-hd3ni 2 года назад +378

    But sir that’s the USS Liberty

    • @Mo-hc9lc
      @Mo-hc9lc 2 года назад +29

      Aslo israelis: wby did we get kivked out of 109 countries

    • @pandaandthegecko5480
      @pandaandthegecko5480 2 года назад +12

      would like it, but its at 109 likes, wait, theyve been kicked out of 110 since the taliban took over

    • @BrianEverything
      @BrianEverything 2 года назад +7

      "i know"

    • @dauzlee2827
      @dauzlee2827 2 года назад +8

      Oy vey delete this

    • @goonsquad8258
      @goonsquad8258 Год назад +3

      @@Mo-hc9lc Wow almost as if they were the only significant religious minority for most of European history and had a presence in most Christian/Muslim states which built their societies around religious dogma.

  • @jer9683
    @jer9683 2 года назад +62

    I can't believe they wanted me to pay 99 cents for the hd download! Unbelievable.

  • @pogpogpog3641
    @pogpogpog3641 2 года назад +13

    oh no, official stock market sound

  • @GivemeBacon
    @GivemeBacon 2 года назад +23

    Pov: You rule all US jornalism medias

  • @Taucius98
    @Taucius98 2 года назад +67

    A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You're all truly wonderful. Have a good one

  • @ZhongXina01
    @ZhongXina01 Год назад +12

    Couldn’t be bothered paying for better quality saved a lot of money

  • @keksimusmaximus7315
    @keksimusmaximus7315 Год назад +3

    What Jews hear: The sound of a penny that drops in an other room

  • @quietkid52
    @quietkid52 2 года назад +11

    US Anthem

  • @samcyka5219
    @samcyka5219 2 года назад +10

    convinced myself this version sounds better

  • @ProcrasDarkAn1
    @ProcrasDarkAn1 10 месяцев назад +6

    When your Israeli neighbors are having a bar mitzvah.

  • @boxheadcrab
    @boxheadcrab 3 месяца назад +1

    what the new york sewer workers hear below the ground:

  • @sofiaflorina
    @sofiaflorina 2 года назад +9

    When you see a man with black suit and tall hat be like:

  • @janoa2998
    @janoa2998 4 месяца назад +2

    pov: you entered a house in Amsterdam and this is coming from the attic

  • @ProfessorChocolateCake
    @ProfessorChocolateCake 2 года назад +5

    This is what it sounds like when you have an ear infection.

  • @phantom4E2
    @phantom4E2 2 года назад +12

    when wt israel tree beta testing is only playable with a paywall:

  • @tmagz6622
    @tmagz6622 2 года назад +9

    It's low quality because you have to pay for data

  • @Artificercyrus
    @Artificercyrus Год назад +1

    This is exceptional quality my good sir

  • @Alex-ls4nm
    @Alex-ls4nm 2 года назад +10

    pov you don't have enough social credit for high-speed internet

  • @pedrobarbosaduarte3704
    @pedrobarbosaduarte3704 2 года назад +5

    when my neighbour is the landlord

  • @fard6257
    @fard6257 2 года назад +9

    its beautiful

  • @djaviduc
    @djaviduc 8 дней назад

    *Hand rubbing INTENSIFIES*

  • @NATERACE
    @NATERACE 14 дней назад

    Masterpiece

  • @CoalPoggers
    @CoalPoggers Год назад +3

    the "free" trial

  • @peegee213
    @peegee213 5 месяцев назад +7

    Sounds like it's coming from below me. Like from a tunnel or something....

    • @neilemery7454
      @neilemery7454 4 месяца назад

      When hamas run to tunnels because they're full of sh.t giving it the big man speech

  • @imacolonelinbf2975
    @imacolonelinbf2975 2 года назад +26

    sneed

    • @wanidouse
      @wanidouse 2 года назад +4

      Ok, I'll bite. What the fuck is so funny about Chuck's Feed and Seed?

    • @keklord4128
      @keklord4128 2 года назад

      @@wanidouse you wont believe that the simpoms got away with it on tv

    • @GAMER123GAMING
      @GAMER123GAMING 2 года назад

      @@wanidouse HEY NO BITING THAT HURTS

    • @ApeMasterGeneral
      @ApeMasterGeneral 2 года назад +1

      @@wanidouse The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's ♥♥♥♥ and Suck"

  • @Tiffany_SY
    @Tiffany_SY 3 месяца назад +1

    Watching this song in 109p for best experience

  • @guilhermecarvalho7498
    @guilhermecarvalho7498 Год назад +6

    When you say "a-salamu wa aleikum" in jerusalem

  • @evlyincoma
    @evlyincoma Год назад +2

    был тут до миллиона

  • @FDWL024
    @FDWL024 Месяц назад +1

    pov: you order gefilte fish instead of fried fish

  • @RileyTheGhost
    @RileyTheGhost Год назад +3

    When you're chilling with your Palestinian friend in his house and suddenly a squad of ITF stands in front of the door holding a FGM-148 Javeline:

    • @mamad7375
      @mamad7375 Год назад

      and then you ready you 1b rockets that iron dome can not handle. in your closet.

    • @JohnDoe-bt9qp
      @JohnDoe-bt9qp 5 месяцев назад +1

      Why would I be friends with non-whites?

  • @xxSkeleton17xx
    @xxSkeleton17xx 3 месяца назад

    This gets a rating of 7/10

  • @proffesional-gamer
    @proffesional-gamer 2 месяца назад

    ''May i have money?''

  • @burekmeso123
    @burekmeso123 5 месяцев назад

    when you look up "early life" section of ANY person in frankfurt school wikipedia

  • @dinokrafte6938
    @dinokrafte6938 2 года назад +9

    איזה יופי o7

  • @Litwinoo
    @Litwinoo 2 года назад +8

    no shekels?

  • @obamagameradventures
    @obamagameradventures 2 года назад +35

    Amogus

  • @user-sy3gi9ng8o
    @user-sy3gi9ng8o 2 года назад +3

    Круто

  • @hamithy1427
    @hamithy1427 2 года назад +2

    wait till the germans transform back

  • @anotherguycalled6253
    @anotherguycalled6253 2 года назад +24

    The US is so great.

  • @head-shotfashion8943
    @head-shotfashion8943 2 года назад +2

    FULL HD 4K high quality

  • @stibium4806
    @stibium4806 6 месяцев назад +4

    Pay 100 shekels for better quality

  • @mwth-14h88
    @mwth-14h88 16 дней назад

    when you get kicked out from 109 countries

  • @Clause88c
    @Clause88c 2 года назад +45

    When you convince YT men to believe that allowing their women to bed munts is normal and it won't backfire on them:

    • @GivemeBacon
      @GivemeBacon 2 года назад +3

      What are bed munts??

    • @Clause88c
      @Clause88c 2 года назад

      @@GivemeBacon To bed = copulate with
      Munt = Nick/Hers

    • @waluigicultmember2539
      @waluigicultmember2539 2 года назад +3

      What are bed munts?????????

    • @Clause88c
      @Clause88c 2 года назад

      @@waluigicultmember2539 Explanation above...

    • @waluigicultmember2539
      @waluigicultmember2539 2 года назад

      @@Clause88c Bruh. There is no explanation. What the fuck are bed munts

  • @vicentecontreras0683
    @vicentecontreras0683 3 месяца назад

    in the song it hears like is was put un low quality and loud that this makes the song better to me

  • @scratchtv123
    @scratchtv123 Год назад

    we making it outta the bathroom with this one

  • @AreWerkak20
    @AreWerkak20 2 месяца назад +1

    i legit used to think hava nagila is the anthem of israel

  • @Pfalz536
    @Pfalz536 2 года назад +3

    The money taste weird

  • @theeagle4070
    @theeagle4070 2 года назад +2

    🤠

  • @Choka_Makok
    @Choka_Makok 2 года назад +1

    Pov its 3 am and you live next to a jewish family on hanukkah

  • @Ashtrixal
    @Ashtrixal 3 месяца назад

    "Pay me 100 shekels for higher quality"

  • @lytelost965
    @lytelost965 2 года назад

    Oh, hello! *Scrounger.*

  • @Okomi274
    @Okomi274 4 месяца назад +1

    Palestinians at night: 🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠
    💥🏬🏚💥🏬🏬🏚🏚💥💥🔥🏠🏫🏬🏬🔥🔥

  • @spectre8_fulcrum
    @spectre8_fulcrum 10 месяцев назад

    Mr Krabs

  • @srbobington
    @srbobington 9 месяцев назад +2

    All the Palestinian children hear after they throw one to many rocks at the merkava

  • @failedbirthcontrol8995
    @failedbirthcontrol8995 7 месяцев назад +9

    Jesus: Turns water into wine
    Israel: Turns gaza strip into the world's largest concentration camp

  • @bobsteckenreiner3415
    @bobsteckenreiner3415 2 года назад +1

    hehe

  • @user-ej6lt9ji3v
    @user-ej6lt9ji3v 2 месяца назад

    I got 4 ads before this video

  • @user-jg7vg8pb4m
    @user-jg7vg8pb4m 2 года назад +2

    Watching this video is not free!

  • @eblapan
    @eblapan Месяц назад

    таки шекелей пожалели(

  • @yumiyumiya
    @yumiyumiya 7 месяцев назад

    Who broke the flute dude

  • @kjlmomjihnugbzvftcrdes
    @kjlmomjihnugbzvftcrdes 2 года назад +3

    Can you maybe upload it in 4k?

    • @GivemeBacon
      @GivemeBacon 2 года назад

      There you go:
      ruclips.net/video/_jI6iAa-cC0/видео.html

    • @kjlmomjihnugbzvftcrdes
      @kjlmomjihnugbzvftcrdes 2 года назад

      @@GivemeBacon Kek I already watched it 200 times.

    • @NOTequinox
      @NOTequinox 6 месяцев назад +1

      Sorry, pay 5.99 for hd

  • @car4128
    @car4128 9 дней назад

    Sheinbaum

  • @TreeMystical
    @TreeMystical Год назад

    oy vey

  • @AumlautEne2444
    @AumlautEne2444 4 месяца назад

    Merkava tank :

  • @xavreim6957
    @xavreim6957 2 года назад +6

    Is this free? I don't believe it

  • @JackSann
    @JackSann Месяц назад

    Satan be like:

  • @fujii_natsuooooo
    @fujii_natsuooooo 2 года назад +5

    how much should i pay to get better quality ?

  • @dapidapidapik
    @dapidapidapik 3 года назад +4

    a

  • @user-ej6lt9ji3v
    @user-ej6lt9ji3v 2 месяца назад

    free version

  • @tiopoKa-lh8cz
    @tiopoKa-lh8cz 2 года назад +5

    Зато бесплатно

    • @copperaxe3931
      @copperaxe3931 2 года назад

      Ты платишь за интернет и телефон

    • @tiopoKa-lh8cz
      @tiopoKa-lh8cz 2 года назад +1

      @@copperaxe3931 Не плачу))) если серьёзно то я ищо тот Еврей, мы не платим за инет, а телефон я нашёл на улице))

  • @nova-nigermapping5535
    @nova-nigermapping5535 3 года назад +1

    b

  • @mlgman06gaming35
    @mlgman06gaming35 2 года назад +7

    mph

    • @emretasdemir8028
      @emretasdemir8028 2 года назад +4

      kmh

    • @tuna5774
      @tuna5774 2 года назад +1

      @@emretasdemir8028 centimetre per second
      metre per second
      kilometre per hour
      inches per second
      feet per second
      miles per hour
      knot
      centimetre per day
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      furlong per fortnight
      horse speed
      inches per day
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      kilometre per day
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      running speed
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      walking speed
      yards for second
      yards per day
      yards per hour
      yards per minute
      your per mom

    • @arctic129
      @arctic129 2 года назад +1

      war crimes per minute

    • @tuna5774
      @tuna5774 2 года назад +1

      @@arctic129 Very imperial unit I see

  • @inux97
    @inux97 2 года назад +1

    d

  • @blank3877
    @blank3877 2 года назад +8

    Riddle me this: What advocates for open borders but has many walls?

    • @goonsquad8258
      @goonsquad8258 Год назад +1

      I think you're mixing up average Jewish people with Israel. Most Jewish people, at least in America, tend to be quite liberal and anti-Israel, much to the dismay of the Israeli government. Israel is an apartheid state that most certainly has a lot of walls, but I've never seen them advocate open borders.

    • @blank3877
      @blank3877 Год назад +3

      @@goonsquad8258 unfortunately these “liberal jews” are quite conservative when it comes to israel. Even Bernie Sanders sounds pretty far right when you hear him talk about Israel’s right to have border security and to keep Israel uniquely jewish.

  • @mandintube2287
    @mandintube2287 Год назад +1

    144P best

  • @SLFK_
    @SLFK_ Год назад +1

    Did it cost me anything?

    • @therandompeeters7485
      @therandompeeters7485 6 месяцев назад

      Nothing, with cash. You have already paid it with your data

  • @vovka54
    @vovka54 2 года назад +3

    דפקתי את הכלב של ביידן

    • @tdhfc
      @tdhfc 2 года назад

      טוב אתה!

  • @local_toaster_oven9365
    @local_toaster_oven9365 Год назад

    RUclips

  • @Brslld
    @Brslld 2 года назад +2

    Hava shekel

  • @Palaemon907
    @Palaemon907 Год назад

    Turn the speed the lowest and take a drug or something

  • @theonedarkend4521
    @theonedarkend4521 2 года назад

    This is kinda political