Former student police officer whistleblower here - students were being educated better since than in Ben's day. There's lots to be said for hands on experience. But getting a degree is helpful too. We learned how to assess threat, risk and harm. It's great to identify a criminal on the street but its 100% true lots of criminals wear suits. We learned not only to identify criminals but also how to understand vulnerability. Criminals can be vulnerable and vulnerable people can be criminals.
This was brilliant. My mate is a police officer in a not very nice part of nth London and he told me when he's on patrol what cars he looks out for and top of his list is grubby black 10 year old BMW 1 series, particularly with tinted windows. And then any 'old' black german car with tinted windows. Finds a reason to stop them and 9 times out of 10 comes up trumps. Criminals, little tip, get a Toyota.
Ain't this the truth. Every scumbag I know either has a 10-20 year old rough as a sailors legover black or grey German motor with tinted windows or a nearly new Range Rover/BMW 3 Series with a shit incorrectly spaced 4D number plate. My best mate (who's ex plod) calls them "Section 1" cars 😂
Love this!!!! Coming from a Police family in Salford, you see these wonderful members of society every day. Lovely to hear someone on our wavelength. Unfortuntely, we've had close friends who have been broken by the job and sadly, even taken their own lives. Take care and love to you and your loved ones
I walked past a couple of police officers searching someone in the high street, and the guy said ' why you searching me i have done nothing wrong '. The policeman said ' The way you are dressed you might aswell have criminal tattooed on your forehead '. Came out of the shop 5 mins later and they were arresting him so they must have found something.
Great list for the dress code, maybe you could do a follow up focusing on the language and slang speak of these wonderful and valued members of British society!😊
@@cz9850 very true, it doesn’t make people criminals, but in my experience these wonderful creatures who do commit multiple crimes do have a propensity for not being able to string together a sentence unless it is constructed almost entirely with chavish gangster slang, punctuated with expletives and aggressive gesturing.
@@garybaker5397the biggest criminals are the well spoken ones, who work in parliament and run countries all over the world. There’s no bigger criminals then the smartest, well spoken ones. Mug
When I was a london street trader in the early 90's we used to watch out for plainers/crime squad. They used to wear trainers, jeans, warrant card a little bigger and thicker than a credit card wallet in their back pocket, dark anorak or sports jacket, rucksack over1 shoulder contains their radio and evidence book. They always looked like they they were trying to blend in and observe discreetly
I'm assuming this is lesson 1? Lesson 2 would cover elocution, practicing such phrases as "I aint dun nuffink mate", "filfy pig", "cummonzen if you're hard enuff", and "Take me on yourself then, naaaa, you're soft mate"
Former student police officer whistleblower here - students were being educated better since than in Ben's day. There's lots to be said for hands on experience. But getting a degree is helpful too. We learned how to assess threat, risk and harm. It's great to identify a criminal on the street but its 100% true lots of criminals wear suits. We learned not only to identify criminals but also how to understand vulnerability. Criminals can be vulnerable and vulnerable people can be criminals.
Nowadays it's all designer. There was a designer faze with Burberry back in the day, then that fizzled out into cheaper sportswear like Nike. Then Nike got expensive and now they all wear LV man bags and Moncler coats. Your average drug dealer wears a £4k outfit
Quality Banter Sir. I do spot these wrong uns around my Town, and as you say they stand out like a sore thumb. More often than not they are on scruffy BMX or Mountain bikes too, you forgot about that one. 👍
I deal with shoplifters all day long and I'm telling you all now.......I CAN SPOT YOU BEFORE YOU ENTER MY STORE. Seriously just get a neon sign that says 'totally not a criminal' and it would be less obvious.
@@GodDamnItCarl Nah trust me, if you're dodgy we know it. Walking out without buying anything doesnt make us suspicious. Walking in areas of the store that seen out of place, taking unpopular aisles, posture, behaviour etc all make us watch you more. I can also tell instantly when a customer is just a customer so youre good dude.
So you can spot a thief just by the way they look? What a load of BOLLOCKS haha! You cant be a good security (or whatever you are?) guard then. Theres plenty of criminals that by looks alone would be the very LAST people youd expect. Thats what makes them super effective as people like you only go for the stereotypes.
@@DeeJay-sk6ue Oh I love when criminals think youre smart. Here's the thing, if it's my store you come in and we know youre a prolific shoplifter (lean in this is a good one I promise) sometimes we let you. Thats because we have cameras and your face on record which is great with our new system that actually has facial recognition and sets off a warning when you come in. We record you through our whole store, the shopping centre, car park and all until youre off our property. Then when you come next time (usually after we have a nice little file) we call the cops and let them handle it. Then youre not just looking at one offence of shoplifting that gets you a slap on the wrist, youre looking at multiple and a sentence. Trust me no criminal is even remotely as clever as they think they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely superb Ben m8...missed you and your videos recently m8...Love your work and your slant of humour in your videos...Long may it continue my friend 👏🏻👏🏻😍😍
Yep. I was burgled by four little shit bags a few years ago. The rozzers rolled them all up and I got all my possessions back. Three of them engaged with restorative justice and so I met them, one in prison. They were all wearing "the uniform", as the social worker called it.
Totally nailed it. I had a good laugh the other day when i saw a pair of 'little darlings' dressed exactly like that, sat on a patch of grass in handcuffs while the police helicopter was above presumably looking for their mates 😂
Great video, I enjoyed that. One thing which they seem to all wear up here in N Lancs is a little hand bag across their body. Not sure what they keep in this bag, you will no doubt know exactly.
Just simply ace content, spot on and thanks for putting this out there, just subscribed so will start watching whatever else you’ve kindly shared for us all 👌👍😁
I got set up for attempted burglary when I was 18 , they said I would get 3 years if I went not guilty, I got remanded for nothing, there’s plenty of bent cops, I got 12 months, burglars used to wear Reebok classics in jail fact in early 2000s
Hi Ben, I have just had an offer for my local police force after a really long process. I am currently an electrician so taking a significant paycut to begin with but the police is something ove always wanted to do, Would you reccomend it or am i better staying as an electrician its such a hard decision with a young family. Thanks
In Canada the puffer jacket is quite popular among sh1tbags. White undershirt stained with mustard stupidly baggy pants and a flat brimmed baseball cap, with the tag hanging off
Not sure what you mean by the Tracksuit but I uh... I have jogging bottoms like that, that I wear all the time, in black and grey... Guess I haven't awoken to my calling yet xD
There used to be a group of teenage lads in my town known in my house as the 'terrifying bodywarmer gang', hanging around in their best black/grey running-away-from-the-police oufits.
Just a question for anyone who may know: why do some officers wear high vis vests and some wear black vests? Are they assigned to each officer or are they just chosen? I’ve always wondered if there is a reason for each colour.
High viz is usually mandatory if you're doing any form of roads policing, or out of vehicle policing on the roads. Standard response and ARV will wear black unless dealing with a traffic job.
You forgot to mention “best tracksuits” - You know, the one that hasn’t had a visit to Custody yet so still has the waist string in it. Brilliant though!
Ey up, Ben. So I have a funny anecdote for you. I'm fairly sure you arrested me and a few of my family and friends back in the day (West Yorkshire) and we all had BMF wallets. They were custom made. I can't think of anyone else I know/knew with those wallets so I am wondering if it may have been me and mine you're on about. Was it a trend for others aswell or was it a specific group you had in mind? Either way, I can promise it wasn't from Auntie Maureen and it didn't have JD sports vouchers in it. Also never shoplifted.
And what about fully armoured gear'd motorcycle rider criminal. Some criminals actually are very serious about wearing full motorcycle safety protective gear ironically. How do criminals avoid detection? By blending in with other non criminal riders. And non rider criminals wear full protective gear.
i do agree with what bens saying but i do think theres some nuance to it sometimes there isnt a choice to be made and that choice is made for us HOWEVER theres a big difference between being stopped in tesco stealing a pack of nappies and some food for your kids because youve no other option and beating the shit out of a old lady for the pension cheque in her purse the person stealing to feed there kids still knows its wrong but sees no other way and if given a choice would have chosen not to be in the situation she or he is in at this time
I know it was meant to be a funny video but remember a lot of the real criminals wear suits.
do you mean politicians or the mafia?
@@ponymalone3636 dont forget the bankers and ceos
Some wear a police uniform.
Harsh but true.
@@ponymalone3636 both and then some
And and work for the BBC
In my criminal bar days, got chatting to an OIC. He mentioned Sports Direct bags "Or as we call them, reasonable suspicion"
Former student police officer whistleblower here - students were being educated better since than in Ben's day. There's lots to be said for hands on experience. But getting a degree is helpful too. We learned how to assess threat, risk and harm. It's great to identify a criminal on the street but its 100% true lots of criminals wear suits. We learned not only to identify criminals but also how to understand vulnerability. Criminals can be vulnerable and vulnerable people can be criminals.
“Like Jacamo, but for Shit-Bags” 😂😂😂
Fake £23 note🤣🤣🤣Love it. Brilliant video. Literally what you see every day on streets of Bradford.
Funny I used to work in Leeds City centre and someone tried to pay with a 25 note. This brought back good memory
This was brilliant. My mate is a police officer in a not very nice part of nth London and he told me when he's on patrol what cars he looks out for and top of his list is grubby black 10 year old BMW 1 series, particularly with tinted windows. And then any 'old' black german car with tinted windows. Finds a reason to stop them and 9 times out of 10 comes up trumps. Criminals, little tip, get a Toyota.
1 series is for some 22 year old selling draws 😭
Lmfao! I’ve noticed that nearly all people involved in some kind is criminal activity, drive this car!
Ain't this the truth. Every scumbag I know either has a 10-20 year old rough as a sailors legover black or grey German motor with tinted windows or a nearly new Range Rover/BMW 3 Series with a shit incorrectly spaced 4D number plate. My best mate (who's ex plod) calls them "Section 1" cars 😂
Love this!!!! Coming from a Police family in Salford, you see these wonderful members of society every day. Lovely to hear someone on our wavelength. Unfortuntely, we've had close friends who have been broken by the job and sadly, even taken their own lives. Take care and love to you and your loved ones
Absolutely spot on and brilliantly entertaining as always. Respect 👍
"If you want people to think you're a c***, then dress like a c***."
- Ghandi
Colin Ghandi?
No goosey goosey gandhi
@@mickwhelan28 Oh him! I always confuse him with Ryan Gosling.
You missed the trusty electric scooter or if your a level up then the Suron electric dirt bike !
The sur ron bike with the balaclava.
I love sur ron bikes, and absolutely hate that this is what they’re now associated with 😢
I walked past a couple of police officers searching someone in the high street, and the guy said ' why you searching me i have done nothing wrong '. The policeman said ' The way you are dressed you might aswell have criminal tattooed on your forehead '. Came out of the shop 5 mins later and they were arresting him so they must have found something.
Glad to see you back, I hope you are feeling more yourself. This is so spot on and very entertaining 👏🏻👌🏻
"for every complex problem there's an answer that's clear, simple and wrong ."
H. L. Mencken 1880-1956
Must be good to be off the job and be able to state you’re actual feelings 😂
I worked in Co op for a year and shoplifters were fairly easy to spot
Hahaha I rinse coop all day every day !
@@DeeJay-sk6ue pretty sad been an adult and having to shoplift. Feel sorry for you bri
That would be discrimination
@@Person-gk5ee times are tough
@@steve00alt70 no it’s just easy to tell
Don't worry Ben, the only people that you'll 'offend' are the ones who you are describing :)
Oh good fellow bad day to you sir we are indeed extremely offended
Almost as easy as spotting cops in a nightclub 😂
Great list for the dress code, maybe you could do a follow up focusing on the language and slang speak of these wonderful and valued members of British society!😊
slang dont make u a criminal 😂😂
@@cz9850 very true, it doesn’t make people criminals, but in my experience these wonderful creatures who do commit multiple crimes do have a propensity for not being able to string together a sentence unless it is constructed almost entirely with chavish gangster slang, punctuated with expletives and aggressive gesturing.
@@garybaker5397the biggest criminals are the well spoken ones, who work in parliament and run countries all over the world. There’s no bigger criminals then the smartest, well spoken ones. Mug
@@joebrown96fkn thank you someone talks my language
When I was a london street trader in the early 90's we used to watch out for plainers/crime squad. They used to wear trainers, jeans, warrant card a little bigger and thicker than a credit card wallet in their back pocket, dark anorak or sports jacket, rucksack over1 shoulder contains their radio and evidence book. They always looked like they they were trying to blend in and observe discreetly
As someone who works retail the amount of shoplifter I've seen getting caught wearing exactly what you described is high (as are they, lol)
"Fraudulent £23 note" cracked me up
you forgot the shoulder walk with invisible lat syndrome. also favourite words are as follow.
you what
bruv
init
and last but not least what ever.
Ex Cop sued by major clothing brands... 🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely epic video 👍
30+ years in retail. This is totally accurate. Shop lifters are also easy to spot.
Absolutely brilliant I was pissing myself laughing! More please!
I'm assuming this is lesson 1?
Lesson 2 would cover elocution, practicing such phrases as "I aint dun nuffink mate", "filfy pig", "cummonzen if you're hard enuff", and "Take me on yourself then, naaaa, you're soft mate"
Your video's always inform, and entertain. James a fan from sunny Florida. Peace!
Former student police officer whistleblower here - students were being educated better since than in Ben's day. There's lots to be said for hands on experience. But getting a degree is helpful too. We learned how to assess threat, risk and harm. It's great to identify a criminal on the street but its 100% true lots of criminals wear suits. We learned not only to identify criminals but also how to understand vulnerability. Criminals can be vulnerable and vulnerable people can be criminals.
Nowadays it's all designer. There was a designer faze with Burberry back in the day, then that fizzled out into cheaper sportswear like Nike. Then Nike got expensive and now they all wear LV man bags and Moncler coats. Your average drug dealer wears a £4k outfit
Moncler. It was that same limited edition coat that got that honey trap asshat caught 😂😂😂
Quality Banter Sir. I do spot these wrong uns around my Town, and as you say they stand out like a sore thumb. More often than not they are on scruffy BMX or Mountain bikes too, you forgot about that one. 👍
I have a couple of pairs of Nike Air Max, and I'm a mental health nurse 😂😂😂😂
So nicely summarised in the beginning! Love your content! Do top 10 of the top ideal police cars! 🔥❤️👌
Just brilliant and very amusing. That's made me laugh out loud. Keep up the great videos. :)
I deal with shoplifters all day long and I'm telling you all now.......I CAN SPOT YOU BEFORE YOU ENTER MY STORE. Seriously just get a neon sign that says 'totally not a criminal' and it would be less obvious.
@@GodDamnItCarl Nah trust me, if you're dodgy we know it. Walking out without buying anything doesnt make us suspicious. Walking in areas of the store that seen out of place, taking unpopular aisles, posture, behaviour etc all make us watch you more. I can also tell instantly when a customer is just a customer so youre good dude.
So you can spot a thief just by the way they look? What a load of BOLLOCKS haha! You cant be a good security (or whatever you are?) guard then. Theres plenty of criminals that by looks alone would be the very LAST people youd expect. Thats what makes them super effective as people like you only go for the stereotypes.
How come you’ve never caught me then ?
@@DeeJay-sk6ue Oh I love when criminals think youre smart. Here's the thing, if it's my store you come in and we know youre a prolific shoplifter (lean in this is a good one I promise) sometimes we let you. Thats because we have cameras and your face on record which is great with our new system that actually has facial recognition and sets off a warning when you come in. We record you through our whole store, the shopping centre, car park and all until youre off our property. Then when you come next time (usually after we have a nice little file) we call the cops and let them handle it. Then youre not just looking at one offence of shoplifting that gets you a slap on the wrist, youre looking at multiple and a sentence. Trust me no criminal is even remotely as clever as they think they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Legend such a way with words! Your videos always crack me up
Absolutely superb Ben m8...missed you and your videos recently m8...Love your work and your slant of humour in your videos...Long may it continue my friend 👏🏻👏🏻😍😍
I can't believe it, you've actually described my mate spot on. He's a functioning member of society though. 😂
Yep. I was burgled by four little shit bags a few years ago. The rozzers rolled them all up and I got all my possessions back. Three of them engaged with restorative justice and so I met them, one in prison. They were all wearing "the uniform", as the social worker called it.
Totally nailed it. I had a good laugh the other day when i saw a pair of 'little darlings' dressed exactly like that, sat on a patch of grass in handcuffs while the police helicopter was above presumably looking for their mates 😂
You forgot the sports direct bag for life are a must for all shoplifters
🤣🤣🤣 Legend 🤣🤣🤣 You forgot the fake Belcher chain neckless and matching bracelet
😂😂😂😂
Great video, I enjoyed that. One thing which they seem to all wear up here in N Lancs is a little hand bag across their body. Not sure what they keep in this bag, you will no doubt know exactly.
Weed, a grinder and a shitty little kitchen knife.
dealer bag
2:53 yes, i can confirm, those are authentic Gopniks. Much criminals in them.
What about the stolen full suspension mountain bike with carrier bag on seat/e-scooter?
What about the man bag?
Can we have starter criminal cars please. Pissed myself watching this. Cheers you’ve made a bad couple of months disappear for 10 minutes.
👍👍👍
Vauxhall over 10 years old and missing the hub caps.
You could do a 1970s armed blagger/thug/criminal starter pack too! 😅
Hilarious. Good banter.
Just simply ace content, spot on and thanks for putting this out there, just subscribed so will start watching whatever else you’ve kindly shared for us all 👌👍😁
Genius. Made me laugh! LOL Dry your eyes-ville. Ace
😂 I was cracking up at every frickin line 🤣
My town is full of this, walking through the local shopping centre, you wonder how it's still open.
I got set up for attempted burglary when I was 18 , they said I would get 3 years if I went not guilty, I got remanded for nothing, there’s plenty of bent cops, I got 12 months, burglars used to wear Reebok classics in jail fact in early 2000s
Hi Ben, I have just had an offer for my local police force after a really long process. I am currently an electrician so taking a significant paycut to begin with but the police is something ove always wanted to do, Would you reccomend it or am i better staying as an electrician its such a hard decision with a young family. Thanks
I think you should do the thing you love. That way you’re more likely to advance and earn more money anyway!
Love nicking criminals more than buying Xmas presents for your kids...?
You can do both, join the police and do sparking on your rest days pal.
Awesome Ben thank you, Wasn't sure if that would be acceptable 👍👍.
True vid well done mate
In Canada the puffer jacket is quite popular among sh1tbags. White undershirt stained with mustard stupidly baggy pants and a flat brimmed baseball cap, with the tag hanging off
Not sure what you mean by the Tracksuit but I uh... I have jogging bottoms like that, that I wear all the time, in black and grey... Guess I haven't awoken to my calling yet xD
Seem to remember a bit of garish Burberry, whether it was a cap or a scarf, being popular among your more discerning chav/ned.
Bloody spot on Ben! 😂😂😂
That was pure class 🎉
There used to be a group of teenage lads in my town known in my house as the 'terrifying bodywarmer gang', hanging around in their best black/grey running-away-from-the-police oufits.
Hold that thought. I'm a vehicle technician day to day and find it quite comfy to wear a full tracksuit on my days off 🤔😂
Thanks for the tips!!!!!
Slowly watching the video laughing to myself, then the pulp fiction wallet at the end… I have one 🤣
nice ben, never a truer word spoken.
Forgot to mention the black/white/grey UK Flag patch
Auntie Maureen would scare the shyte out of Mrs Miggins without the ski mask
So where would I get those trainers, askng for a mate. Do you have a discount code? are you posting affiliate links?
Hilarious and the right time for me as I have had a shit week.
2:50 lol that web address redirects to The Birmingham Image 😂
Just a question for anyone who may know: why do some officers wear high vis vests and some wear black vests? Are they assigned to each officer or are they just chosen? I’ve always wondered if there is a reason for each colour.
High viz is usually mandatory if you're doing any form of roads policing, or out of vehicle policing on the roads. Standard response and ARV will wear black unless dealing with a traffic job.
Sovereign ring: Chav positive symbol
Absolutely hilarious mate 😂😂👍
Outstanding 👏
I think Ben has spent most of his time around these shit bags he could probably tell you what toothpaste they use 😂😂
Ben is telling them what toothpaste they need to use.
You forgot the baseball cap! Usually worn under the jacket hood.
rattling off those items will make me look harder when i am out and about lol, oh he's a wrongun, he's a wrongun etc
Odd question - what frames are you wearing please?
Ray Band pal
Brilliant!!
Overlay numerous pairs of trackies for dramatic effect!
You forgot to mention “best tracksuits” - You know, the one that hasn’t had a visit to Custody yet so still has the waist string in it. Brilliant though!
I used to know a hoodlum at school called Levi, this made me laugh.
Does anyone no if the grey jogging bottoms come pre piss stained or do u have to add them yourself.
Love this so funny.
Don’t forget they need to smell like cut grass and Stella that’s been fermented in a basement before adding the lynx.
Absolutely spot on 🤣👍
Ey up, Ben. So I have a funny anecdote for you. I'm fairly sure you arrested me and a few of my family and friends back in the day (West Yorkshire) and we all had BMF wallets. They were custom made. I can't think of anyone else I know/knew with those wallets so I am wondering if it may have been me and mine you're on about. Was it a trend for others aswell or was it a specific group you had in mind?
Either way, I can promise it wasn't from Auntie Maureen and it didn't have JD sports vouchers in it. Also never shoplifted.
Man, he forgot the manbag!
Damn, I've got a matching tracksuit and a north face jacket. I'm at level 2 of the shitbag code haha
Have to use a web site that sounds like a clock ticking
And what about fully armoured gear'd motorcycle rider criminal. Some criminals actually are very serious about wearing full motorcycle safety protective gear ironically.
How do criminals avoid detection? By blending in with other non criminal riders. And non rider criminals wear full protective gear.
Its all true Ben 👍
Ah, an elaborated version of the shit I said in college and got called a racial profiler for. 😂
Keep doing God’s work
I love your views they are funny.
Got me absolutely in stiches
HAHAHAHAHA, brilliant Ben!! 🤣🤣🤣
i do agree with what bens saying but i do think theres some nuance to it sometimes there isnt a choice to be made and that choice is made for us
HOWEVER
theres a big difference between being stopped in tesco stealing a pack of nappies and some food for your kids because youve no other option
and beating the shit out of a old lady for the pension cheque in her purse
the person stealing to feed there kids still knows its wrong but sees no other way and if given a choice would have chosen not to be in the situation she or he is in at this time
Ive not got much but not been arrested 28 years and never been charged.
I tried tucking my socks into my tracky bottoms but I couldn't get my feet in.
Brilliant.