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When Europeans DESTROY Dumb Americans... (Marathon)
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- Published on Mar 15, 2026
- When Clueless American get destroyed by Europeans! MARATHON!
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"Tell me a joke"
"American education system."
😂😂😂😂
Western civilization.
@thechloromancer3310 dont u have leaders creating pdf parties?
Fair access to healthcare
Pedophile prosecutors
We have public toilets older than America.
Vespasians (public toilets) has been promoted and built by Roman Emperor Vespasiano (so the name...).
Hylarious😂😂😂
@sanshine5128 Hilarious*
Legit
And restaurants
WE understand american speech, it's just the american mentality we find hard to understand.
There is one country on this planet whose population largely believes it is the best, most beautiful, most livable country: North Korea. Only there is there no freedom of travel, no free media, no internet. It is essentially a closed "island." In the US, one has to make a real effort to ignore the fact that there are many countries that are significantly more developed in crucial areas. Culture, the state of democracy, healthcare systems, environmental progress, education, and wealth distribution are just a few examples. Many internationally recognized scientific studies confirm this. Only when you acknowledge something can you improve it. We can learn from much smaller countries as well; we don't have to reinvent the wheel.
@user-ix3kq3pu9z indotrination form birth is powerfull my dude
So many Americans don't even have mentality. They do on the other hand show signs of mental states at various degrees, even in public when visiting European countries. 😅😊
They are in a cult where they get forced to sing the national anthem but dont even know all the states😂
Just think ME ME ME!
Banning the Kinder Surprise is ironic because eating the plastic toy is probably better for you than eating any American food 😂
Bannano il Kinder sorpresa ma comprare armi a qualsiasi età invece non ci vedono nulla di male. Che poi dovrebbero vietare un sacco di altre cose piccole ma non l'hanno mai fatto...
There so stupid. If you tell them to jump from a bridge and survive they try it😂😂😂😂
As a Canadian who grew up with kinder Surprise, it still laughable that the US FDA stops Kinder Eggs of all things, and none of the other toxic things on every US store shelf
There’s probably less plastic in the kinder toy, than there is in the food. American cheese springs to mind 🤣
@pinabeastars6192Being able to buy guns I think should be allowed here in Europe as well. The 2nd amendment is the only thing good in the US. Obviously, you shouldn't be allowed to buy without a psychological test.
A lot of Americans are similar to AI in the way that they are confidently incorrect
And will gaslight you for being right very important. 😅
AI= Americans Incorrect 😂
That's why we call them wirebacks.
thats probably why AI is the way it is!
Made me smile when the commenter at 21:16 said "you said miles per hour, you're one of us", the lad talking is British, and _so is the imperial system_ , developed in Britain in 1824.
Now i know why AI has so many Hallucinations:
It trained on too many Americans 😂
😂😂😂😂❤
That's a fact.
My dining table is older than America
America exists during millions of years technically...
@MaxandreGuillonI'm talking about modern America from the 18th century onwards
Not called America so not America
America is a cultural concept that didn’t existed
@ashwood459 That's why I said technically. I you want no problem you can say USA.
My grandma's house is older than the USA
My house (in Italy) is 11th century Norman...
My local pub is older.
Telling a French man "at least American food has flavor". 🤣💀 Gourmet is literally derived from Old French, as far back as the 1200s.
American food often have too much flavour, they overload, make it unbalanced and you cant taste the ingredients.
That's a big problem actually. They put so much artificial flavors in the food that your taste buds are not functional any longer. All the subtle aromas are out of reach to you.
@Viktor_Johansson yeah, by flavour they mean half a jar of garlic, all spice, and cumin.
@Viktor_Johansson I know. So much of American food is processed and too many chemical preservatives.
@laurencehanneguelle8200Agreed. I'm American too, but travel extensively. I can kind of forgive these American teenagers for being foolish, because they've never actually eaten outside of the US, but on another level I can't because they have not but still want to claim a comparison. Its ignorance.
Dutch here. Once sat across an American woman on a train. We passed a small medieval castle and she casually said to her husband "It's a lovely castle but a shame they built it so close to the railroad"...... I looked in disbelief to the husband, hoping it was a joke. He made the biggest face palm ever. You could hear him think “why did I marry this??”
Straight up braindead LMAO
Yeah, like that kid in a plane on its way to Phoenix seen meteor crater, after his father explained what is was he said 'wow, it just missed the highway'.
Mijn hemel, waar was dat?🤦🏾♀️
Wat een stomme kut
😂😂 This made my day
"Zeus's lightning bolts" broke me in a way I didn't expect LOL
Swedish guy here. My home village's soil has been tilled since the end of the stone age. American history older? Try again xD
Amarican idiocy is certainly timeless... Mostly because they have no clue when or where they are in history xD
I don't think they thought Ukraine was in the USA, they simply didn't know it was the USA on the map.
I don't think they knew what a map is.
Im Ukrainian and i wont know where my country is until i find russia,cuz im like super bad at geography
Lol 😂
@InfectedSaitama good luck trying to explain an american that he/she should look for canada or mexico on a map to find the usa🤣
😂
On that culture roast: You know the difference between the US and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 200 years a culture develops
200 years? I think six weeks in the sun will be sufficient.
@oidaGrantla😂
@oidaGrantla To get 6 weeks worth of sun in England we need about 200yrs
I’m not even from the US and I felt offended by this 😭
The real answer is that American culture was colonialism and imperialism from the start, from the first ship that landed until now, it was always about controlling land and resources, and nothing else mattered.
All Culture in America is based around this; this is why sports events are celebrated by jets flying over, this is why the Pledge of Allegiance is in schools, why guns are celebrated, etc.
This is why the joke is that America developed no culture, because American culture was stifled by the Nationalism that was only there to defend the resource-gathering desires, which turned mostly into "wanting money"" and, for a few years, this calmed the U.S.
Yoghurt develops culture. The U.S invades the Yoghurt and steals it.
I'm Norwegian, I have never been told that Norway is the greatest country to be living in or any kind of propaganda like such as in the US. What I have been told tho, is just "be happy that you live here".Simple, humble, honest.
As a Swede, I've never been told that Norway is the greatest country either! 😁
For real though, I've never been told by anyone that matteres that Sweden is the greatest either, the only people that are saying that would be the brown shirts.
@Azdeus Same as a Dane.. however we do say that the Nordic Model is one of the best economic models currently in use and that the Nordics are some of the best places to live..
That unfortunately does also include Sweden xD haha
But no for real you guys countries are both cool and my god do you have some nice and beautiful terrain and nature, to make me as a man who has only known flat fields, flat cities and tiny hills jealous :)
@NiklasMJ Haha, yeah, we have to make the little jabs, it's the law! But y'all are fantastic! :)
Same in the Netherlands, we just complain about all the parts that need to be improved. In school we learn which countries do things better than us
Typisk norsk å være god - gro Harlem.
Og vinter OL er store drivere av nasjonalistisk følelse og Norsk solidaritet
Clapping when airplane lands originates from CCCP
As an Australian, I’ve been asked if we have internet, electricity, or speak English... while literally talking to them. I told them that the only reason I’m even online is because my kangaroo, Bruce, is on a treadmill out back powering the generator and they didn't even question it. They just said, 'Oh, that makes sense." I can't tell if I'm a great liar or if they’re just that far gone 💀
You have a Kangaroo Treadmill???? You must get great speeds! Here in Nth Qld I have to wait for a breeze on a clear day to try and get a signal from the Cook Tree (Cook Town Orchard) we have out back.
@MissKittyJones Yeah! Bruce is a bloody powerhouse! Looks like you'll need an upgrade! Might want to get a big old Eucalyptus tree instead😆
Here in germany, we get the same questions.... Our whole water and electricity system is under the earth. So no damage by storms and more. So they dont see them, they think we dont have it xD
@cliffy1014 🤣🤣
Sad to report that it isn't just the americans: a german guy once asked my polish friend if they have pizza in Poland! Poland! That's one country over! What do you think happens when you drive over the border?
"American has buildings from over 100 years ago" while Bamburgh Castle in Northumberland has stood since 1,400 years ago and is still lived in today 😂
The gnome in my garden is older than America lol
No the original family lost the title during the Norman period, the writer Bernard Cornwell is descended from that family as he wrote in one of his Last Kingdom books
the Coloseum in ROME is more than 2000 years old
The church near my family are. From 1170 😅😅 Moster/ Norway 🇳🇴
Where I live the ancient romans built a border fortification along the river Danube in the first century AD and the Celts settled here probably from 800 CE on...
I have a plate older than USA 😂
😂😂😂 as a Moroccan I agree
As a spanish, I'm sitting in something older than USA, with a beer served in a class older than USA next to a few coins older than Morocco.
@daridurdek4594what coins do you have ?? Is it over 1,200 years?
The Foundation of Morocco:
As an Islamic State: Most historians trace the first unified Moroccan state to the Idrisid Dynasty, founded by Idris I in 788-789 CE.
As an Ancient Kingdom: If you look back to the ancient Kingdom of Mauretania (which covered parts of modern Morocco), it began around the 3rd century BCE.
@rouma910that's not a lie but a twister true, Morocco has dynasties what try to make a country for 1200 years, but they didn't get "success" until 1956, the actual Morocco border is not what that does dynasties was looking for, none of them was very sure about what was the actual iure land, and when they toke by force the actual border of Morocco, they put "Morocco" as a name when a big chunk wasn't nothing for does dynasties, like orient Sahara. So I have a coronario froom a virreinato of México.
We've had a violin older than the USofA here.
"oh no, she is back"🤣😂😅
Have you ever met one of those kids who always says stuff like, "well, my dad said.." and then spouts total nonsense? That's how it feels with 90% of Americans.
"Eurpoeans are dirt poor"
"America is the only place that has money... our country is clean"
"Europe is just dirty and full of people who don't work"
"Do you have a passport?"
"No".
You met Trump's kid?
@penguin007-m4j You people are exhausting.
@penguin007-m4j no that's basically any american we meet. you spend so much on college and for what?
@Briar_Ember They're not even an American, apparently the fixation has spread to Europe.
No most countries don’t brag about themselves
Agree. Here in the UK it's much more common for people to run our country down. Even people who feel quite proud about our history and culture often hide their true feelings behind self-deprecating jokes.
not the european way, we love our country but we don't brag
well there used to be a current of that back in the day... but then communism fell in Europe.
Because we don't need to, we just KNOW we are better than the US.
@m0t0b33now in fairness, even communist europe was better than modern day America lol
Yeah... Kinder Surprise is much more deadly than guns everywhere. 🤪
im an european pro-gun, and guns dont kill people (except older guns and P320), people kill people, Polonia has even more permisive gun laws than USA, Polonia has more guns per person, and the guns used to do illegal things are illegal guns, the ones you see in stores normally are only used for self-defense and recreational use and illegal ones can be full-auto (even if it is mostly unused), can have parts and accesories that are illegal, and have no serial numbers, so they are overall better for criminals
@amw... That's what I always say! 😂
@zulik9831 it is not only crimes. you just need to look at how many people die, just because they make a mistake while cleaning their guns. It are way more than children dieing from Kinder suprise eggs.
😂
@zulik9831 Yes people kill people, but a higher availability of guns makes it easier. You will not be saver with guns, they can easily turned against you.
10:09 My Belgian school existed for way longer than that broski 😭 used to be a boys only school end-18th century and survived both world wars
I am convinced that girl has to be trolling or ragebaiting. I refuse to believe people can be that dumb XD
Theres an reason why the american car battery has an sticker : " Dont drink the inside "
It´s 2026....Trump is the second time president of the usa, and you still refused to believe?
She is trolling. She's not even american, I think she's Norwegian. She does these tik toks all the time to rage bait everyone. She's just in it for the laughs.
which one ?
@Paladin53Both. They make these vids on tik tok all the time. Like everyone else they're just poking fun at gullible people.
The cooking lady is totally rage baiting 😂
Easy to see, but hes to stupid to get it. 😂😂😂😂😂
@RealEvilLordExdeath Stupid is not very nice, I saw the cooking woman one and thought she could be genuine as i have met people like her and if trolling for a comedic edge she is not very good at it. usual level of trash on tiktok by little talent people
I mean if it was any other country it'd be obvious
laernod da vinci
Take the sharp objects out of her hands, especially around children.
It wasn't her pronunciation of Edinburgh, it's the point that she said she was visiting London then mentioned places in another country, Scotland.
They were visiting the country of London ... but go to Edinburgh and all the other scottish cities. Continents, countries and so on ... USians dont know the difference, which is why they call themselves "americans" ... pretending to represent the entire continent. The way they treat Canada and Venezuela ... they probably believe they should own all of it.
@Prometheus5290b Actually, in her defence, she may means that she will visit London on the way to Edinburgh
Scotland is part of the United Kingdom, not an independent country.
@kosmokat1492 What have you been smoking? The UK is a political entity, Scotland is a constituent country.
@weirdscixCut 'em some slack, they're obviously american.
if it wasn't for the school shootings, I would never have thought there were schools in the USA
That's why they sneak their candy into the cinema, using their gun lol
Free education and healthcare are some of the best reasons to pay taxes.
"Universal healtcare" is the correct term.
but USa have no healthcare, they have healthbusines
Germany's healthcare system isn't tax funded, while some European systems are like the UK.
Keep in mind Germany also had universal healthcare when we had the 4th largest military in the world during the height of the Cold War.
Americans obsessing over using tax money to fix problems created by shitty legislation and lax law enforcement is the reason they can't have nice things, except a big huge military, which they blame us for.
Like we put a gun to their head and told them to throw a trillion dollars at the pentagon, yeah right.
The US states could easily run a non-tax funded healthcare system if they were willing to impose rules and regulations on insurance firms to actually provide FUCKING HEALTHCARE COVERAGE for the money they take in, instead of being allowed to be quasi monopolies.
Who the fuck EVER heard of a doctor not being able to "take your insurance" because "they are not in network."
Bitch what network. MY insurance works across the country, in every doctor or hospital. That's pretty "universal" too. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's now accepted across the EU, my insurance firm just gets billed by some Spanish doctor or hospital instead of a german one, they don't care who writes the damn bill, they get money from me and my employer every month to shut up and pay my medical expenses.
It could be so fuckin easy, couldn't it?
Nexora is a great channel. I'm in Norway, and he's an American who moved here
Intro: ruclips.net/video/qqjTwMyQgZI/video.html
Free SERIOUS, REAL and GOOD education
My city in Poland - Bytów - has existed since 1346. When I listen to these videos, I feel like if I were in the US, I wouldn't be able to cope mentally. We have a saying in Poland "Don't talk to an idiot, because they will bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience". It would be perfectly applicable here.
I’m from Canada. And they keep coming here. You should hear what they think of us. Igloos and polar bears about sums it up.
This is a fairly popular quote by Mark Twain.
@kalikalimai1 Polar bears here in Finland too. Nice to know, that we are not the only ones. Such a sketchy animals especially during summertime, when they change to their summerfur and it's impossible to separate them from regular bears
@HC-Alfred. But so majestic and grandly beautiful
My little village in Dolny Śląsk is around 3000 years old and it cracks me up XD
even the animals know another language in europe.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even my dawg is Bilingual
I know someone with a Belgian Malinois and it understands three languages.
We use MPH in the UK lol
Dude you seem not to have realised she thought Scotland was part of London 😂
He is taking the piss...
1 child incident with a kinder suprise -> BAN.. thousands death by gun every year -> NO BAN-. make sense
It's worse than that - they loosened the gun restrictions instead! The only kind of gun the average citizen can't get legally in the USA is one with a fully automatic mode. Even assault rifles are legal as long as they are limited to semi-automatic. What other restrictions are there? Those are usually based around the country of origin rather than the gun type.
This is why the US is the "home of the brave". You must be brave to live in constant risk of accidently being shot.
They think it’s way better to give your child a life long guilt when he accidentally shoots his or her mum or dead
Half the country are willing to wage war to keep their guns, the US is a crazy place.
@jameslewis2635
An "assault rifle" is per definition, NOT semi automatic only.
And the restrictions are usually based on caliber, projectile type and general destructive potential, not country of origin.
You clearly know very little about US gun policies.
Now, I already knew that, but since I want you to have a reliable way of fact checking, so here`s 5 seconds on Google:
U.S. gun regulations, primarily governed by the National Firearms Act (NFA) and the Gun Control Act (GCA), focus on restricting specific types of firearms based on characteristics like automatic fire, barrel length, and destructive potential (e.g., bombs, grenades, certain rifles/shotguns). These laws often target specific weapon configurations, such as machine guns or short-barreled rifles, rather than solely their origin.
Key Aspects of U.S. Gun Restrictions:
Destructive Devices & NFA Items: The NFA heavily restricts "destructive devices" (such as bombs, grenades, or rockets) and other items like silencers, short-barreled rifles/shotguns, and machine guns.
Weapon Type & Caliber: Restrictions are often based on the functionality of the firearm, such as fully automatic capabilities or specific caliber restrictions like .50-caliber ammunition.
Prohibited Persons: GCA prohibits certain individuals, including convicted felons, from possessing firearms.
Import Restrictions: While focusing on technical characteristics, some import restrictions (under the GCA) can be influenced by international agreements or the "sporting purpose" test, which may indirectly impact items based on foreign manufacture.
12:50 They let us explore, show us the good and the bad of everything and let us make our own choices. The result? Most of us are more loyal to our countries than americans will ever be. We are taught to never believe one country is the best. We are taught to embrace multiculturality and most european countries do their best to ensure over-patriotism doesn't become a problem in our school. We are taught to be proud of whichever heritage we came from (lots of ppl from different countries here), but to not let it cloud our reason and to not use it to put someone else down.
Well said
We don't start school every morning with the Pledge of Allegiance. I would call that brainwashing tbh
@lapattiNot that long ago that we started with morning prayer though. At least here in Norway that only got banned like twenty years ago. And the reason they banned it wasn't even because they were indoctrinating people with nonsense, it was because people of other religions might find it discriminating. Talk about having priorities.
My ceiling fans have been on for 3yrs lmao
Denmark here. My husband got cancer in 2010 . 4 cancer operations, 4 reconstruction operartions (mouth and throat cancer), 2 x 30 radiation sessions, medicine, transportation to and from hospital, a personal co-ordinator who kept track of him and we could call to ask questions, dietist, speach training, rehab training (gym), check ups ever 4 months for 8 years, pet scans, and more.
We never paid a dime. No insurance. All paid by taxes.
He's fine by the way. Pobably would have died in the US, because of incurance problems.
It's wonderful that your husband is doing ŵell. 🇨🇦
Another Dane here, the person above me was lucky they had time… My uncle died because the waiting list was to long and it managed to spread so they couldn’t do anything or it wouldn’t give him more time anyway.
So everything is NOT as perfect as she describes!
Jeg er dog glad på dine vegne at han klarede det og ønsker jer alt godt her fra 😊
Today, on "Things That Only Happen To One In Ten Millions, But We Act Like It Is Really Common":
@Turinae lol that’s impossible, we are only 6 million in Denmark… But my uncles situation is FAR from the only one, but it’s definitely not as bad as you are insinuating. I just had to point out that it’s definitely not like a fairytale here in Denmark, well her story was, but that’s not how it really is in Denmark all the time.
but usually the healthcare in Denmark sucks. You have to be lucky coming out better from a visit to the hospital.
This first dude cracks me up every time. He speaks English with that over - exaggerated German accent, it's hilarious.
Oh he hams it up haaaard, and i'm here for it!
@Bankehamreogsmadre I couldn't if I tried 😂Spend 21 yrs in the US but people always thought I'm Irish not German 😉.
unironically most funny german, and they say germans don't have a sense of humour!
@fredrikjosefsson3373he's British 😆
@michaelcole-hamer607 Ah thanks the world makes sense again!
There's a definite line between being proud of where you are from and a complete delusion
We Germans have replaced "being proud of the country" with "complaining about it". But that's how you improve things ... pointing out the inadequacies .. which USians dont do; at best they complain about taxes.
I cannot think of one single thing Murica has to be proud of.
@Prometheus5290b The ones of us who do complain are told by the nationalists that if we don't like it, we should leave.
Like i always say, if internet requested IQ tests, it will be very empty
on us of course.
Lots of americans thought sweden and swizerland was the same country... until we met in hockey. Boy were they shocked.
Austria and Australia
In this case, I understand, especially Austria and Australia, because the spelling is almost identical (for Australia, I've already seen Austria and/or Austra used to refer to Australians).
The European with his presentation is ofcourse... French 😅😂
23:00 I fear we all knew there was a toy inside. My siblings and i used to buy them exclusively for the toy.
Exactly 😂 Every TV commercial i can remember explicitly advertised the collectible toys, instead of the chocolate
Tini-terrapins. I had them all.
We still do in the UK. We are not bleeding idiots...
Fr and it even says that there is a toy in it like wtf
I was born in Romania, during communism, and my mom was only allowed 3 months of time at home, paid leave. Nowadays, moms have paid maternity leave for 2 years. It costs almost 2000 dollars to be hospitalized for a week in a mental institution, but mom didn't pay a dime. The costs were covered by her health insurance.
"A hundred years ago there were only farms and tents and we were called Neanderthals."
A perfect victim of the American education system.
Trump put Linda McMahon in charge of the Education Department with the intent of dismantling it so if Americans are this stupid now imagine what the next generation will be like.
sometime i wondering is some big guy in USA deliberately dismantle USA education system make them dumb ?
She did answer her own question,but a perfect example of a Dunning-Krugger syndrome
The UK was completely free in Spain is a couple of hundreds in fees not much really. Health is free.
I'm pretty sure she was trolling and y'all fell for it
That first girl is 100% rage baiting, seems to have worked.
The first lady makes comedy shorts on TikTok. She lives in the US, but also commutes to Norway.
Oh yeah. The first lady is definitely not to be taken seriously. She was trolling herself.
The first girl is yeah but theres something to be said about it hard being able to tell with americans lol
She is rage baiting but unfortunately there are people from the US like that. I'm from Ireland we see quite a few of them. It shocks us every single time. When we travel we like to know a bit about the country we travel to , including the currency and the language. The last two are basic right? Think again. I've had a lady from Georgia insist that we are part of the UK, that we should use the English pound and why was there another language that isn't English on our signs......em because you're in Ireland, we use euros and our language is Irish.
It was deutsch/ German 😂
I was wrong, the Germans have a sense of dark humor. (Only in some historic periods they were off limits.) :-)
Bro Trolled her so hard😂😂😂😂😂
Leonardo Da Vinci was born in 1452 in Italy before it was actually called Italy, and Stephen Hawking was English.
32:58 We definitely did not all think that. As a non English speaker I was already aware from a really young age that animal sounds were not universal. It was likely since the early days I start watching American or English movies. And then I started learning French, German, etc…
If you’re exposed to other languages early in your life, you def know that. And yet for some reason in USA, being a known melting pot, it is impossible to see this diverse knowledge.
“ I can barely do my accent, and it’s my own accent!” 😂😂😂
"Mah maahma ahlways seyd laahf be laahk a bahx a chahclets." 👌😂😂😂😂
I 100% believe that there are some Americans that think Ukraine is some shithole little town in Arkansas with a population of 500.
If that were so you would think someone would have not ed the destruction by now???
many of them think Australia is in America
They definitely wounder how Putin got his tanks to Arkansas unnoticed!
@immaseahorse1це одні і ті ж люди
@immaseahorse1 Well.. Odessa is in Texas, so...
Portugal was discovering lands decades befor America was even a concept.
"America" was actually conquered by Portugal
Nothing was discovered, it was there already 😮😅😊
@L@LeadingMomChronicles
Dictionary definition of ‘discover’:
to become aware of a fact/situation; to find something hidden or unexpected; to be the first to learn about a place substance or idea
‘Discover’ is not ideal, but is an acceptable word for the situation
@LeadingMomChronicles lol no nice try
As much as I don't like Portugal and many portuguese, I have to admit you're correct
"I'm pretty sure some of our buildings are over 100 years ago"
Lady, I have a dining table older than the USA.
I have a lamp that is114 years old.
Americas are like the Eldar finding out a Estarties dreadnought is older than their entire civilisation.
@0rphan_0f_k0sthat would be the Tau, not the eldar. As the eldar are FAR older than the than both of them. Having been in a war with the necron when they were still fully awake.
The fact that i can stop a taxi coming out of my gate . Is a flex.
With Kinder Surprise eggs, there are exactly two cases where children had to go to the doctor because of the toy, and both were in the USA,
and millions weren't sold, but billions!
I dont believe the choking tale. Little kids putting all sorts of things into there mounth and choke.
@auricom24 maybe the Americans had the added difficulty of checking their weekly budget if they could afford to call for medical attention when their kid choked on the unswallowable plastic container or the obviously plastic contents inside the unswallowable plastic container.
Americans are underdeveloped so nu "Surprise" there.
@auricom24 With you on that. In the UK we have the sense NOT to buy these for very young children. Common sense is something that is Alien to dumb Yanks. They have none, never had and never will, Thick as two short planks nailed together with the attention span of a plankton.
@auricom24 In Europe, parents are with their children as long as they tend to swallow things.
This makes me laugh every single time I hear it about the Kinder Surprise Eggs being banned in the USA.
No sorry son, you can’t have that Egg because you might choke on the toy inside.
Here go and play with this 12 bore shotgun instead. 😂😂
Gauge, not bore. 12 bore would be a shotgun with a barrel diameter of 1 foot.
@ChrissieBear He's speaking Standard English, not American.
😂😂😂😂😂💕🇦🇺
Afaik it' just food law.
Do not put non-food inside of food. No screws in ice cream, no stones into bread, ect.
Kinder eggs is just plasic inside a choclate ball.
So, non-food inside food =forbiden.
(I dont't think the reason is; a kid choked because it eat the whole egg at once. Little kids put everything in there mouth. With or without choclade.)
@auricom24 US law. The US does so many things that are at variance to the rest of the world - but assume the other 96% of the world is wrong...
As a 33 year old Brit, hearing these people speak, hurts my head......how can Americans say this stuff with so much confidence 😂😂
@laggy60fps92yes good sir, I'm well aware of what we used to do but you guys STILL shoot each other when you disagree.....
@laggy60fps92as a German I must say no. The Brits end the slave trade in 1830 and slavery itself a few years later.
When did the race segregation in the US end?
@laggy60fps92us brits didn't do the holocaust did u fail history most Americans attitude not all is either how can we kill it or how can we make money on it
@Tzimisce90it didn't lol 😂
@nathanbanner6480 or sue each other 😂
If public transportation is considered luxurious it’s should be called a “public” transportation
You can't buy a kinder egg but you can buy a gun. 😂
Muh freedums. 😮
Worldwide, there was only one recorded incident of a child dying from suffocating on the yellow plastic container in a Kinder Surprise Egg... and it was a child from the USA
I grew up on those, best thing ever for a kid, and there is almost nowhere i didn't put those eggs, almost...
A Dane.
@oidaGrantla That checks out with the image of only Americans being that dumb, but unfortunately you are wrong. To date 4 children have died from choking on Kinder eggs with 140 reported injuries as of 2024. Considering they have been in production since 1974 with more than 30 billion of them sold by 2016 I would say that the chance of mishap is extremely low statistically on a per unit basis. I can only fathom the actual injuries and fatalities being due to parental neglect and extreme misuse.
Yeah but you know, I'm halfway persuaded if the US still allowed kinder eggs they'd be the cause of a fair percentage of deaths per year, in children AND adults.
99% of frogs don't go 'ribbit'. The only reason we think they do is due to stock recordings of a specific species local to Hollywood being used in movies for the last century.
That's true. Pseudacris regilla, Pacific tree frog or Pacific chorus frog. Might be the coolest frog species ever though! Ribbit!
Americans can't even speak proper UK English, Ribbit is the ONLY language these idiots understand by watching Disney movies while stuffing their faces as per normal.
2:08 that was german with an english accent
Add a pint to it and you got Dutch.
That wasn't an English accent.😂
Not quite. The guy is already German. He was pretending to speak German with a fake English accent.
2:10 When the blondie said, "Germans don't speak English" he was trolling by not trolling in English this time and saying, "Excuse me, but I don't understand what you are saying. Could you please speak German". Buy yes, a lot of Germans can speak English. Most however prefer to learn other european languages like Italian, Spanish or French, maybe even Turkish, Arabic and Japanese.
10:48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not knowing the first guy was speaking German not Dutch was perfect timing 😂
80% of americans are legit preschool IQ
Besonders Trump und die, die ihn gewählt haben. 😅
@janiniweeny Seriously? Just because of who people voted for means how intelligent they are?
@RealAmericanPatriot-USAOnly morons would vote against their own self interests. So, are you a gullible idiot or a pedo-billionaire?
@RealAmericanPatriot-USAyes
@krzys721 You like your own comment buddy
Maternity leave in germany is up to 2 yrs.
It is even counted as a full work year for your pension
But it's not fully paid. Only 6 weeks before and 8 weeks after birth are fully paid. After that you get 65 or 67 % of your usual income until the first birthday or you can split that amount and get paid until the second birthday. But you can get 3 years of parental leave in total while your job is protected. The third year isn't paid in any scenario and you can take this year up until the year when your kid starts school (I think including the first school year).
Austria here. My packets from America often pass through Australia first. Do they have geography lessons in America? We even do T Shirts for American tourists that say, There are no Kangaroos in Austria😂
Now that’s just embarrassing at this point…
Australia here! I've had mail to me routed through Austria first!
Funnily enough it's thought there at least 4 escaped kangaroos in Austria.
"Anton" is probably the most famous, although technically he's a wallaby, so related to a kangaroo, but not actually a kangaroo.
One of the others is known as "Nanni", and is on the loose in the Gamiltz area.
Apparently it's legal to have a kangaroo as a pet in Austria, and occasionally they escape.
@woopimagpiehilarious 😂
It´s scary!
But really in Austria doesn´t exist kangaroos!
dude somehow as an european I get triggered and frustrated on the lack of basic knowledge and the amount of stupidity y'all guys have
😂yeah I think the same lol
as a British, this is so fucking funny, I can’t handle it 😂
I know right 😂😂 I’m British 🇬🇧
Brit here too 😂😂
A British? Bro…
There's people in living memory in my family that rember 1926
"Please, America, tell me all you know about the rest of the world. I think I can spare those 5 minutes you need for that." 😂
This had me roaring !!!! JT's deadpan face creases me every time !!
I once talked with some people in China about ancestors. I mentioned that I knew a bit about my family going back four generations - not much, but some cool facts. Then, one girl told me her surname is "Forest" because of an ancestor from 1,500 years ago. Apparently, he was killed by the Emperor for some reason (I don't remember exactly, but there are actual historical writings about him). His children fled into the forest to hide and took "Forest" as their name. I was blown away by the fact that she knows her ancestors from so long ago. It’s unbelievable!
And then Americans think they have a rich history.
Most surnames have known origins. Search yours, you might be surprised!
Europe is a few thousand years older than America 😅
It’s actually the same age. USA, however, is very new.
Actually, brutally speaking, USA is just an expansion of Europe. They just think they are not. But roughly 80% of americans have european ancestors yet they think they are hot shit compared to us. Love the ignorance.😂
In 2023 I had 2 cataract operations and a hip replacement. Total cost ZERO. I have never see a medical bill in my entire life 77years.
Same in Canada.
I had bills, when I got to private orthoped i paid 50eur for visit, free surgery and several years after i had to remove one screw so i paid 20 EUR for hospital things (fresh bedsheets, water, dinner 😊)
its normal country, not America idiots.
I've had years of surgical procedures and all cost me zero. Over 65 and all my prescriptions are free, Opticians and dental, and NHS items like wigs, etc are paid for with HC2 Certificate. I have a stair lift, bath lift, multiple disability aids ALL free. I have carers and Life Line support, but those I pay for out of the support I receive as a disabled person. I also have a mobility scooter that is paid for in full, it is taxed and insured. In America people can't afford to be sick, in the UK and Europe we are covered for all eventualities if taken ill while holidaying in those countries.
I love when people say that public healthcare is free... Like you aint paying taxes for that lol
No kinder eggs, but here's your gun.
"Animal sounds ain't universal!?"
Tell me you're monolingual without telling me you're monolingual. Lmfao, I'm rolling. Why on Earth would you think animal sounds would sound the same in all languages xD
Yea... if you speak another language you start hearing things differently. You mean written, not "sound", right? RIGHT?
And to add to that, the same goes for sound effects. Something like "knock knock", for example would also be different in other countries (in my mother tongue, we'd say "puk puk").
Yeah, the first time I find out animal sounds are different. My mind was blown 😂
I thought everybody knew onomatopoeia were different in different languages, but I speak two languages (my national and regional ones) and a little bit of English and I learned early on that animals and objects make differnt sounds depending of your language.
@nanaya7e433toc toc in mine. 😂
its frightening that even though i know the first girl is making a skit i couldnt be 100% sure she is because of how some americans can be so clueless
It was obvious after 2 sentences, not worth the Germany’s reaction video
I am from Dublin in the Republic of Ireland. Years ago some of my friends in the motorbike club worked in the General Post Office in Dublin city centre. At the time there was a statue of a warrior from ancient Celtic folklore in the centre of the floor. It depicted the warrior as he was dying after his last battle. He had tied himself to a rock so that he would die on his feet. There was a raven perched on his shoulder. American tourists would often ask what the statue was about. The staff in the Post Office would tell the Americans that the man was the founder of the Irish postal service. He would run around the whole country delivering the post, and when he was finished he would tie himself to the rock so that he wouldn't fall over. And as for the raven, they would say that he had also invented Air Mail. If there was a letter for a house up the mountains, he would put it in the raven's beak and the raven would fly up and deliver it.
Bro in Sweden we have free school lunch.
The woman living in Germany is spot on
Yes but FtznFrtz is fixing that for her and all of us.
14:22 I‘m in university in berlin and I pay 355€ per semester and it includes a germany-wide train pass and most other expenses some books you habe to get on your own but up until now that came together to just over 100€ bc there is an option to always get stuff from either the tutor or the library (wich is usable with your student pass)
Also 70% of the price tag is the train pass 😂😂😂
my brain hurts from these yanks
Geoguessr should be a mandatory subject in school
20:46 FUN FACT. Hot air riases and cold air sinks. a Ceiling fan just blows hot air back down on you.
21:25 The British use miles/hour combined with kilometers/hour
Was just about to say exactly the same I mean not all Americans are stupid just most
You're right, it goes from millimeter, centimeter, decimeter, meter, kilometer to miles.
In they goes by 10.
10 mm = 1 cm
10 cm = 1 dm
10 dm = 1 m
1000 m = 1 km
10 km = 1 mile
@HelleVirenfeldt1 mile = 1.6km
@MelmanV2 not in Sweden.
@HelleVirenfeldtit's a universal measurement dude, 1.6 kilometres is 1 mile
My local pub in Plymouth, The Minerva Inn, is older than the USA, it's been there since 1540.
Love it, can't beat the barbican
The high school I went to was founded in 1276. In f#ing Finland 😆
@erikakraemer6963The Fins have always been very forward thinking when it comes to education.
Been years since I've been there
The Trip to Jerusalem in Nottingham dates back to the crusades when the crusaders rallied there.
Bro has the best damn answers😂
@10:30 She is legitimatly trolling. 100% sure.
True
This one was too obvious
Fun fact, cows have regional accents
So do most birds too! So an american sparrow and an european wouldn't understand each other.
I’ve heard the ones in Texas.
@Morte_nI came to sat that too.😊
Explains how Trump got elected... Twice. He is like an IQ test
When the other side is pushing utterly bizarre ideas you end up with Trump.
@jaromor8808no. You end up with Trump when people like to be open racist and lack of education.
@mirrrie The main issues is both sides can't produce likable people AT ALL.
Well, IQ and usa doesn't compute
@mirrrieso Biden and Kamala were the intellectual choice?
If that's educated I must be a savant!
My Grandpa is older than American History😂
Stephen hawking is English
Was. He's dead.
He does have an American accent
@heneagedundas do people's nationalities change when they die?
They're still British
@jasonpeters6352he couldn’t speak so used a synthesizer voice unit which had a somewhat American accented voice!!!
@jasonpeters6352he talks through a machine that was made by yanks he is English mate
If stupidity were lighter than air, Americans would fly instead of driving cars.
@ axatiock6769 If stupidity could fly Americans would never land 😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊
Oh please no. These idiots will interrupt international air travelling quite dangerous.
Its more liberls bro. They dont have any clue. Dont missed thta all libs but most. You can see now. They bring america a bad name. And also problem with Europeans, the preeption lacks verification. even Indian citizens hate most europeans that contradictory eahc other. all we want is accuracy and truthfull not delusion.
Bro my city was made nearly a thousand years before america was discovered
Yeah my hometown is in Sweden 900 years old, and the UNIVERSITY there predates the USA by 110 years. 😅
Please don’t flex I live in a city made by Roman even before it was an empire and years before Jesus born. And it’s not even one of the first😂
Think about city like Rome, Athens or Cairo in Egypt🤯
Stay humble😂😛
@fakeinfern1900 My home town was around, long before the Romans came up to the Highlands of Scotland, to meet the Pictish King, nearly 2000 years ago and there are much older places in Scotland.
Flexing with such facts is just as hilarious as ignorant Americans. Yes, we know how it works in Europe
I’m unemployed and have chronical pain. I get about 1000€ and I have health insurance! (Germany)
I’m very thankful for that!
In the U.S. I would be dead!
Agree us New Zealanders have a free healthcare system because of the taxes that’s paid if you want private you pay health insurance
Producers also have to mention for Americans in the users manual, that you should not dry your cat in the microwave😂😂🤪🤪🤪
In Poland in my fiance's workplace he has private healthcare with all services for free and he has to pay for it just 10$ a month. He has a lot of extra bonuses, for example 100$ extra for not taking paid off in a month. He also has paid sick leaves like one time he had to stay at home for a month and received 80% of his paycheck (it was an average wage of 4000 zł after all taxes and insurance - around 1000$) and he didn't showed at work for the entire month + he had free doctors apointments all that time. He also has 20 days of paid vacation and got promoted recently. From smaller benefits he has a day in a week when he can get as much free fruits as he wants, free coffee, sometimes free lunch and the company is giving him his money back for tickets and gas when he had to go on 50km road trip.
You ask what kind of job it is?
He works in Lidl. It's a retail job.
my tuition costs around 350€ per semester (6months), however this doesnt pay for the actual education, it pays for the food, a train ticket and other services, the education itself is free
Yeah same, went to study in Quebec and it was globally that price (even though university is like 17k a year there too ☠)
@lciara6928Quebecoise here.
Students born in Quebec are heavily subsidised.
College, (C.E.G.E.P.) tuition is still free, for Undergraduate Programs.
But there are Registration fees, up to $500/Semester. University tuition costs about $3960-4600 per year.
I'm amazed it's still fairly good!
(I went decades ago.)😊
@janesmith2502 i went to CEGEP, it was like 300 the semester
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