Bao's Digital Footprint is UNSALVAGEABLE
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- This was just the tip of the iceburg
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Bao’s kids never even had a chance at having a normal school life and they aren’t even born yet.
Bro, their social life got assassinated before they were even a fertilized egg
I don't think normies take kindly to werewolf and fishmen students...
Kids? You mean her litter of wolf pups
@@FriendlyArchpriest I imagen an unfortante mermaid:Head to waste its whale, from waste to toe its human...
@@Skyver24 Honestly, I could live my life as a werewolf I thought about it now I might I just might
The bar is not low because there is no bar anymore. Its been burned to dust by the earths core.
It clocked Satan on the way down, dude's had a concussion for the past month😂
@@solidmoon8266 Went so far down it tripped Todd Howard while he was dancing limbo with the devil.
Insert the smiling friends “I don’t think we can save them” meme😂
I love these replies
Bar is so low it's in a different time zone.
Honestly after the wolf man disaster nothing is off the table for bao
Nothing about her surprises me anymore. 😂
Wolfmangate, The Great Wolfman Kerfuffle, The Wolfman Hulabaloo
Ya that was absolutely wild
It was my first experience to her totally down horrendous nature. Little did I know it was only the tip of the iceberg.
What in the actual fuck, how is it possible to reach this depth of downbadmess?
After you've seen her barking on all fours for Blaidd in vr chat you eventually stop being surprised
Honestly Bao probably has the most genuine and honest Twitter account of any celebrity
It's like those kids on Instagram who don't realise everyone can see their thirst comments but she knows
Bao’s digital footprint is gonna be studied like ancient dinosaur fossils someday
Watch Bao's digital footprint be in future archeologist classes related to the internet.
Those poor students.
if Bao ever gets into a relationship i can only imagine people are going to look at the guy like he's going off to war;
with pride in their hearts and the very real possibility that he's never coming back
o7 God Bless. That man better have an ironclad pelvis and the patience of a saint.
@@LastHCompany especially if that mf has any kind of merch that's related to wolfs or any animal
Bao truly is gods most accursed soldier.
"I will never let Numi be happy" is such a wild line 😂
Bao is a very special existence.
I don't think I'm brave enough to even imagine Bao's browser history...
Men: Ugh, I wish women were more direct with their thoughts
Women being direct with their thoughts
If more women were like Bao we wouldn't have as much marital arguments about the wife thinking something and expecting the husband to just read her mind.
@@trawll8659 If more women were like Bao it would be impossible to have an argument because every time you would get mad your wife would just start taking her clothes off and begging you to scold her more. XD
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Lot of husbands are already insecure about their sizes. Imagine them getting compared to giant wolfmen 😂
Unsalvageable also describes Bao’s sanity
"Just think about what I did during peak puberty."
PAUSE...
Tbh, I have no idea what kind of life Bao could've led when she was going through puberty.
Well, I got two options:
1. Either she was the soccer team's favourite girl... for about a week before they started running away in terror when they saw her or
2. She was so busy gooning at home she never seen a man that wasn't her father until she was, say, 18.
I don't think anything in between is on the table here.
If Bao ever decided to quit streaming and get a regular 9-5 job, the recruiters who'd conduct background checks on her would need therapy afterwards
Bao: I'm not a hag
Also boa: but i want to be with one so badly
2:00
Sorry Bao, but Shadow only loves Latinas
Ironmouse said thicc thighs make dick rise.
Honestly I respect it, this woman is more free and open about herself than a lot of people are.
Sometimes is too much
There's a difference between being open and being horny
@@AnimationLOL-pNaw, you just don't understand what it's like to not be as restrained as you are. She's not held back by prudishness as much as most, it's to be respected for sure.
@@AnimationLOL-p Only if you're weak
I may be a degenerate, but at least I’m not unhinged like Bao😂
I did not expect to see Saren's art but ALSO
Bao has GREAT taste
Not even a second in and I ALREADY need to go step outside to touch the grass and get some fresh air. And probably call my mother and father.
I feel like I can't get away from Bao's thirst no matter how hard I try.
Her footprint is like that of a reactor meltdown, and will have the same consequences
Numi: “I’m straight you guys”
Also Numi: “ladies, who wants to kiss?”
I feel like it was salvageable before her first post.
1:05 oh- my goodness dawg
what sort of poetic eloquence experience and pondering could ever conceive such an absolutely- nah HAHAHA
bao has dive so far down shes just going up
Bao doing Bao things
Bao doesn't have a digital footprint, she has a digital Yamcha crater
“The bar was so low it was a tripping hazard in Hell, and yet, here you are, playing Limbo with the Devil.”
honestly? good for her. i look up to this woman atp.
This is following her for her entire life. She will never be able to run away from all of this shit.
This is why VTubers need to NEVER show their face or IRL appearance. She'll never be able to get a job if she ever quits VTubing.
bao has done multiple IRL streams
I dunno, man. It doesn't feel like she'd want a job different than being a stay-at-home mom of an entire soccer team.
@@chris52209 I know, and that's why I'm saying it's a bad move.
I mean most vtubers aren't as unhinged as Bao.
She's...unique.
The fact that people censor themselves because they're terrified they might not get a job in the future is so weird and sad.
Insert the smiling friends “I don’t think we can save them” meme😂
Twitter was a mistake
If whoever Bao gets with in the future somehow manage to "fix" her, they must be a angel God sent down to stop her before she breaks the barrier of sanity.
Dear god
Dear God is right
There's more....
@@shadowknight9345 no!
I was looking at chat, one of them said "I wanna go home".
A TWITCH chat said this.
Ok. That's enough internet for today.
Bao is definitely goonmaxing
Thank you Bao for all the out of context clips to send people I could ever want
How can someone have so little shame?
Bao herself is unsalvageable and I think she wouldn't have it any other way.
With each Bao release, so does our sanity(or what's left of it)
Wait, you still had sanity?
I'm now using as a term to explain when someone finds something strange unexpectedly
"It Broke Containment"
Still better than Phase Connect
The best coffee company on earth
I can't take this anymore, how can a person be like this? I must study her brain to find out what's wrong with her
Too much
Bao is so freaking funny
2:50
POV: Chandler with the *DIE* shirt 😂😂😂
She's such an entertaining specimen, no?
Absolutely unhinged and out of control
Whenever one of these unhinged clips gets recommended, i know it is time to get off the internet and correct my ways. >Happens once every couple of weeks. Ty for reminding me!
I jokes about Bao'lakor 2 months ago, I didn't know it was gonna came true.
Ngl this is the kinda dork I'm into
doing all this but to shy to va in something spicy
Bao, Let me say one thing: "The Internet NEVER forgets"!
And she lambasts chat during her IRL streams xD
Whenever i think my life is going bad,i think of how down bad and atrocious Bao is and knowing i will never be that low, that makes me go on.
Ojousama 😌 Bless that big, beautiful, cursed brain of yours ✨🙂↔️✨
What in the hell did i just watch
Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?
@rewto5131 wait why would I need a box
this is th opposite of rescue whale!
1:05 aw fuck no
If Bao ever decides to quit being a Vtuber 100% & go for a job, she has to *completely disassociate from her Twitter account as Bao the Whale,* lest her new job trues to see how she is online. 😂😅
Tbf some of the tweets are downright impressive
It’s a good thing she’s successful as a streamer
1:50 based af.
Chat, we can still..
Actually forget it never mind
There's no way out of this one...
3:27 I love how she paused for a full second
I’m so fucking cooked man everything she does makes me love her more
Shes the realest in the game
It would explain why Bao goons on everthing if her (…) is actually a demon
i miss the person i was 1 minute ago
Nah, this is an elephant’s foot
Ok ban Bao
You try to salvage bao? She is as down bad as deep as mariana trench and she is unfixable as titanic as well
Should Bao run for president, her opponents will have ammo for months
Months? They wouldn't run out of ammo even if she became a president for life.
And I'm not counting the things she'd say or do AFTER getting elected here.
I think this video demonstrates the exact reason why she doesn’t get play 💀
BanBao
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(that’s a lot)
She’s more cooked than a steak 💀💀💀
BAN BAO.
Irredeemable
So, originally, I was going to comment a joke that the only way to delete Bao's internet history is to literally turn the keys that erase the internet, but then I realized that mega companies like those owned by Elon Musk probably have immune back-up copies of everything, so they'll Noah's Ark all the online cringe we wrote for future archeologists to quote for articles on.
unfixable
'...from earth' part, why is that a feature?
ban bao
This is why I don't like watching Vtubers
But I do anyways
wtf
Wtf