Let's Play WAVELENGTH! | Overboard, Episode 17

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  • @AvaBruno
    @AvaBruno 4 года назад +7886

    Overboard, also known as "watch six people with anxiety not understand how casual greetings work"

    • @helenascorner
      @helenascorner 4 года назад +524

      i was SCREAMING internally the WHOLE TIME that they put s o much discussion into “hey”

    • @Scuuurbs
      @Scuuurbs 4 года назад +352

      It was SUCH a Millennial take that they immediately went to texting when she LITERALLY spoke it. They had voice inflection and body language to work with but no, let's imagine she texted it instead.

    • @c3p0worksatburgerking35
      @c3p0worksatburgerking35 4 года назад +105

      Fogmoz ok boomer

    • @Scuuurbs
      @Scuuurbs 4 года назад +47

      @@c3p0worksatburgerking35
      Dude that meme died. Show it some respect. At the very least, make sure you're using it on a boomer...

    • @risipieces
      @risipieces 4 года назад +147

      Fogmoz ok boomer

  • @erikafriberg
    @erikafriberg 4 года назад +2197

    Overboard: Where they debate if "hey" is a normal greeting or not.

    • @scottidols9933
      @scottidols9933 4 года назад +53

      And they all get it wrong

    • @leomonteiroart
      @leomonteiroart 4 года назад +23

      actual portrayal of any board game night tbh

    • @dramalexi
      @dramalexi 4 года назад +17

      Polygon team: Most normal people in the world.

  • @riespark
    @riespark 4 года назад +3069

    "I've never seen Brian eat any fruit" someone hasn't watched Gill & Gilbert

    • @raffitz
      @raffitz 4 года назад +229

      "I've never seen Brian commit irredeemable food crimes"

    • @HouseFantastic
      @HouseFantastic 4 года назад +55

      Namely, mushrooms and apples.

    • @mvwinf
      @mvwinf 4 года назад +55

      I was thinking All The Strawberries - are mushrooms fruit?

    • @hotscottrulz
      @hotscottrulz 4 года назад +1

      Madi no, they’re fungi bruh. Also, is A S S a fruit?

    • @jupiter6628
      @jupiter6628 4 года назад +89

      Rie Spark someone hasnt watched brian make 78 recipes from breath of the wild

  • @nasecoo
    @nasecoo 4 года назад +3778

    Watching four adults interpret someone saying “hey” to them in a neutral tone as weird/very weird/THREATENING/not a greeting at all, made me feel much better about my own social anxiety.

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 года назад +148

      nasecoo you forgot 8:24 "/pre-sext", which honestly, as someone who texts Hey when I start a conversation with someone gives me more anxiety than the difference between talking to someone and talking to someone.
      Bear in mind there is purposefully no emphasis on any word in that last statement.

    • @Void-cn6rn
      @Void-cn6rn 4 года назад +56

      "hey" just sounds ominous to me, to my ears almost any other greeting sounds more auspicious

    • @goldengaruda8935
      @goldengaruda8935 4 года назад +14

      Hey

    • @felixchua-wz7ge
      @felixchua-wz7ge 4 года назад +23

      @Ties de Jong hey opens up to many ways a conversation could steer to, the context is very important and the worry comes from that lack of context.

    • @cscotch1127
      @cscotch1127 4 года назад +31

      @Ties de Jong The thing is there's a big difference between a text that says "hey." and a text that says "hey, what's up?" or "Hey, how's it going?"
      It's also different between text and speech because if someone just says a short "hey" in a more tired tone of voice, I can easily tell it's an acknowledgement of my presence, not an invitation for conversation. But if I wanted to do something similar over text or like messenger, I'd say something like "boop" or even just "*"

  • @mariposa4498
    @mariposa4498 4 года назад +3307

    no one appreciating russ’s “except for horses” when they talked about how hey would be weird for people in the 1820’s breaks my heart. i heard u russ, i heard u

    • @butallislost
      @butallislost 4 года назад +212

      Okay so I already liked this comment a while ago but I only just now realized that was a pun bc that's what horses eat. I just assumed horses would know the greeting hey in the 1820s. I... dont know how i didnt connect the dots

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 4 года назад +54

      Daniel Alexander you have no idea how much I appreciate this comment. This made my day. I absolutely love this

    • @butallislost
      @butallislost 4 года назад +36

      @@whatalovelybreadstick2449I'm glad u were able to find joy in my stupidity 💛

    • @maysmiles8780
      @maysmiles8780 3 года назад +4

      immediately dove into the comments to find this!! lol

    • @LazyboneBandit
      @LazyboneBandit Год назад +1

      Rewatching this video and only just noticed that joke. Most slept on Russ joke of all time.

  • @vincentvallyhoo3820
    @vincentvallyhoo3820 4 года назад +2674

    "Are polygon videos art or commerce?"
    BDG you shaved off your moustache to emotional music trying to get Waluigi into a game.

    • @jetender3855
      @jetender3855 4 года назад +27

      Very true

    • @jamesthemagpie3202
      @jamesthemagpie3202 4 года назад +158

      Also, gesamtkunstwerk. Shit's art.

    • @lionsmith3944
      @lionsmith3944 4 года назад +87

      As well as pat sending nintendo diaper toad for like 12 weeks

    • @jacobclements3652
      @jacobclements3652 4 года назад +57

      Not just to put waluigi into a video game but to play waluigi in said video game

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 4 года назад +33

      "I am going to throw myself into the sea."

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 4 года назад +2555

    Russ having an existential crisis over his own fear of sharks is an underrated part of the video.

    • @FeamT
      @FeamT 4 года назад +55

      But is it more or less underrated than I?

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад +40

      Tbh, this whole video is just pure gold. Hard to sit on, I wish it was science, willing to turn that dial all the way to commerce. This is the best Overboard episode by far, and they have many great ones.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад +23

      Oh, and pre-sext and Are you thirsty? Are you thirsty right now?

    • @matthewgonzalez9325
      @matthewgonzalez9325 4 года назад +25

      "Am I unreasonable for being afraid of sharks?" With serious concern on his face.

    • @marylindsey9964
      @marylindsey9964 Год назад

      ​@@FeamT😊

  • @bw4708
    @bw4708 4 года назад +7233

    The best part of every Overboard video is someone badly misunderstanding the rules and “hard to sit on” is one of the funniest of those ever

    • @raffitz
      @raffitz 4 года назад +202

      All the plants!

    • @denseflounder36sure26
      @denseflounder36sure26 4 года назад +18

      Wait what time was this?

    • @bw4708
      @bw4708 4 года назад +56

      The Seventh Ducks 16:20

    • @nine.of.spades
      @nine.of.spades 4 года назад +233

      It's always Pat... strong Burger Chainz energy

    • @bw4708
      @bw4708 4 года назад +157

      Bailey Granquist the look on his face whenever he realizes he’s made another mistake is... perfection

  • @Jotass_
    @Jotass_ 4 года назад +1988

    As always, Pat is either practising inter-dimensional chess or completely disoriented about how the game works.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 3 года назад +137

      I feel like Pat is always somehow doing both at the same time

    • @chloe102
      @chloe102 3 года назад +40

      I love how I just saw this comment on werewords

    • @Jotass_
      @Jotass_ 3 года назад +9

      @@chloe102 I had to look that, didn't know there was such a similar comment

    • @agentviper5001
      @agentviper5001 3 года назад +13

      Remembers the werewolf train faint definitely both

    • @theflev-matic4892
      @theflev-matic4892 2 года назад +1

      "Hard to sit on"

  • @MemoryOfGravy
    @MemoryOfGravy 3 года назад +1581

    5:08 - Brian: “Hey, can we remember who *left* Polygon?”
    Me, sobbing quietly: oh, how the turn tables

    • @HaganConnell
      @HaganConnell 3 года назад +105

      _weeps into lace handkerchief_

    • @glorianadavies1181
      @glorianadavies1181 3 года назад +55

      As soon as I got to that part of the video I came looking for a comment like this

    • @MasterPButler
      @MasterPButler 3 года назад +35

      “Just slightly more art” than he left. Maybe he just doesn’t like art who knows.

    • @CarMedicine
      @CarMedicine 3 года назад +24

      He commited to doing it after making the "Pokémon Edibility" Unraveled.

    • @louisehelene2006
      @louisehelene2006 3 года назад +2

      I'm new to this chanel, who left?

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 4 года назад +2965

    One of my new favorite out of context Overboard sentences: "It's not just about us and our time, it's also about ants, and people in the 1820s."

    • @samlee5549
      @samlee5549 4 года назад +80

      Along with, “Everyone knows the most underrated letter is W.”

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 4 года назад +27

      Sam Lee, it is true. jan Misali has a great video about the letter W, named “w”.
      Edit: channel name updated.

    • @Viscidsquare040
      @Viscidsquare040 3 года назад +2

      @@felipevasconcelos6736 Jan misali

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 3 года назад +2

      @@Viscidsquare040 the channel was named “Conlang Critic” when I made this comment. He renamed it to “jan Misali” a few months later.

    • @Viscidsquare040
      @Viscidsquare040 3 года назад +1

      @@felipevasconcelos6736 oh ok

  • @charlienavidad
    @charlienavidad 4 года назад +2247

    when simone says “that’s hot” you can see the exact moment jennas soul leaves her body

    • @jessehunter362
      @jessehunter362 4 года назад +57

      when is this i need to know

    • @cloenobody
      @cloenobody 4 года назад +154

      @@jessehunter362 its shortly after 25:18 when brian suggests hugging oscar is about fixing someone

    • @panampace
      @panampace 3 года назад +8

      Anyone who didn't get the urge to hug Oscar the Grouch during that conversation is lying

  • @AzizidarkReborn
    @AzizidarkReborn 4 года назад +802

    "Pat isn't very good at having strong opinions" < "Luigi is the Jackie Chan of Games and you should just accept it"

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 года назад +53

      AND I STAND BEHIND HIM 100%

    • @quickbeam7361
      @quickbeam7361 4 года назад +51

      THATS NOT AN OPINION THATS FACT SIR

    • @competentwoman9137
      @competentwoman9137 4 года назад +49

      for some reason when I read this my brain parsed it as "Pat is the Luigi of video games" and I was just like yeah, makes sense, i'm with ya pardner

    • @PaulThePuppetier
      @PaulThePuppetier 4 года назад +2

      That video must have been released during the time Allegra was away. ONLY ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE

  • @localcrypt
    @localcrypt 4 года назад +647

    pat saying "you thirsty? are you thirsty right now?" so unnecessarily aggressively made me laugh so hard and i have no idea why

  • @BrookeMarsden
    @BrookeMarsden 4 года назад +1625

    I absolutely LOVE how Pat just thoughtfully leans in and goes 'Are you saying art can't suck' thus opening an incredible debate on the rules of art, intentional suck-y art, as well as what constitutes as sucking in the art world. And then Brian: they taped a banana to a wall

    • @Iceax_
      @Iceax_ 4 года назад +52

      Then someone ate it.

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 4 года назад +40

      didn't the same person make a functioning gold toilet called america and then it got stolen?

    • @Iceax_
      @Iceax_ 4 года назад +15

      @@epikitee2186 I have no idea, but I wouldn't be surprised

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 4 года назад +24

      @@Iceax_ i just checked and it is indeed true. the banana was called "comedian," btw.

    • @soupsoup4245
      @soupsoup4245 3 года назад +50

      @@epikitee2186 the meaning of the art piece is that we should tape all comedians to a wall and then eat the least funny one as a sacrifice. in this essay, i will

  • @WillKrause21
    @WillKrause21 4 года назад +2735

    "When you have social anxiety, any greeting is a weird greeting" Accurate statement.

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 4 года назад +20

      Hewwo

    • @thetramp123
      @thetramp123 4 года назад +4

      hey

    • @jq762
      @jq762 4 года назад +35

      "Hello, I'm not mad at you for anything you've ever said or done. I hope you're having a nice day."

    • @WillKrause21
      @WillKrause21 4 года назад +12

      @@jq762 But wait, you had to explicitly say it... does that mean you ARE mad at me?

    • @Elvalley
      @Elvalley 4 года назад +5

      That whole social anxiety bit was so heightened when it came to his turn on the wheel...

  • @madelainewentzel2362
    @madelainewentzel2362 4 года назад +1856

    "if i get a text that just says 'hey' with no punctuation, no nothing, i'm going to have a panic attack" pat, you doing okay?

    • @thesparechannel6580
      @thesparechannel6580 4 года назад +72

      Something's telling me "No"

    • @Clowreader
      @Clowreader 4 года назад +114

      I totally understand that though,."Hey," as a stand alone text (as I took Jenna's, "Hey,") is terrifying as someone is usually gonna give you bad news or ask for a terrible favor.

    • @inalucky2
      @inalucky2 4 года назад +6

      mood tho

    • @wockynerd
      @wockynerd 4 года назад +14

      This was the most real thing anyone has ever said

    • @Ianita
      @Ianita 4 года назад +14

      Clowreader Really? Interesting. As a teenager who interacts with adults and students on a daily basis, I’d say “hey” is super common and chill among teens, and honestly a lot of adults use it in a normal way too, even over text

  • @Gnagniel
    @Gnagniel 4 года назад +1414

    Pat just saying "hard to sit on" is the best thing since "any plant"

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 3 года назад +5

      What episode was any "plant"?

    • @garrettbrax
      @garrettbrax 3 года назад +17

      @@dayalasingh5853 when they played Anomia

    • @pyrobryan
      @pyrobryan 3 года назад +2

      I had to pause the video for a while because I was laughing too much to keep up.

  • @NorskBN
    @NorskBN 4 года назад +770

    15:31
    "Murders are everywhere. Statistically there are two murders in this room"
    Jenna and Simone simultaneously look at each other then at the others. It's excellent.

    • @panampace
      @panampace 3 года назад +16

      Underrated moment. Glad I read this comment.

  • @gracelemmon7808
    @gracelemmon7808 4 года назад +1604

    “‘LMNO’ is the boy band of the alphabet”
    I can’t even begin to explain the noise I made at that statement

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 года назад +30

      Grace Lemmon I mean...they're not wrong.

    • @stanletters
      @stanletters 4 года назад +30

      I feel like it would be a crime to neglect saying that at this point in the timeline of the universe, this comment has four hundred twenty likes.

    • @NicolasGarciaLieberman
      @NicolasGarciaLieberman 2 года назад +7

      In Mexico we still do the alphabet song, but we have "LMNÑOP", which I think mostly ruins the Boyband Effect

  • @vye6737
    @vye6737 4 года назад +495

    Pat's new haircut makes him look like a sophisticated gothic author in the best ways possible

    •  4 года назад +33

      just in time to write his three memoirs

    • @chekinemi951
      @chekinemi951 4 года назад +7

      Edgar Allen Poe could never

    • @unknownusername5111
      @unknownusername5111 4 года назад +18

      ...... Is Pat........ Hot ? ?

    • @vye6737
      @vye6737 4 года назад +3

      @@unknownusername5111 strong dad vibes

    • @vye6737
      @vye6737 4 года назад +3

      @@chekinemi951 what the the Victorian gentry class would do for that look

  • @megank.9043
    @megank.9043 4 года назад +562

    The fact that Pat was the one to explain the rules in the beginning and then "hard to sit on" happens is just *chefs kiss*👩‍🍳👌

  • @madisonpetty9321
    @madisonpetty9321 4 года назад +779

    polygon: okay kids, time for some fun little guessing games
    overboard team: W H I S K E Y D I C K

    • @ChuckD99
      @ChuckD99 4 года назад +56

      The term for the weed version could be "bong dong"?

    • @suisui7481
      @suisui7481 4 года назад +1

      @@ChuckD99 it is weed dick
      It actually exists in many articles

    • @keonbush6135
      @keonbush6135 4 года назад +7

      @@suisui7481 ok but bong dong is fantastic, ngl

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 3 года назад +437

    “Can we remember who left Polygon? Someone obviously didn’t think their work was artistic enough.” -Brian David Gilbert, predicting his own future

  • @pacha2759
    @pacha2759 4 года назад +632

    40:52
    Theres no hard science on weed causing impotence..
    Simone: "only soft science".
    I see what you did there

    • @feyrworks
      @feyrworks 4 года назад +54

      reminds me of a moment in anomia - brennan was explaining something shortly after the "any plant" incident, and simone went "this man knows his shit... and it's full of edible plants."

    • @CompiledGabriel
      @CompiledGabriel 4 года назад +8

      With the glance at the camera and the grin. Is perfect.

    • @pablofierros6975
      @pablofierros6975 4 года назад +4

      Also, the perfect name? "Hash Pipe", thank you Weezer

    • @YungGreyvy
      @YungGreyvy 3 года назад +11

      She had SO MANY good under her breath jokes in that section it was g r e a t

    • @pablofierros6975
      @pablofierros6975 3 года назад +5

      bryn grossmann A testament to the quality of this content that 8 months later we’re still talking about it

  • @AvenRox
    @AvenRox 4 года назад +1817

    Pat looking sharp with that short hair, BDG not looking like a 70s adult film actor anymore. Also I don't blame Pat for misunderstanding the rules, but Hard To Sit On was amazing

    • @NesosRomanus
      @NesosRomanus 4 года назад +102

      “‘Hard to sit on’ is 100% easy to sit on.”

    • @camille1324
      @camille1324 4 года назад +97

      Also shout out to Jenna being a headband queen. We need to support her in this tough time as she grows out her undercut

    • @Ostermond
      @Ostermond 4 года назад +24

      AvenRox BDG is babyfaced again and I’m all for it.

    • @spudrina
      @spudrina 4 года назад +4

      casual kevin as someone also growing out an undercut I feel her pain 😔

    • @reganc5966
      @reganc5966 4 года назад +21

      pat with short hair is almost unrecognizable as pat, yet wayyyy too handsome at the same time

  • @scubalubaduba3197
    @scubalubaduba3197 4 года назад +1605

    Everytime its Pat's turn:
    Everyone: Welcome to the Polygon Roast of Patrick Gill

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 года назад +84

      Pat, whose dial landed entirely in "Hard to Sit on" side: *Hard to Sit On*
      Everyone Else:...what?
      Pat: what did I do?
      Less than a minute later
      "POLYGON DOT C*M VIDEO CONTENT"

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 4 года назад

      With a name like that...

    • @imannatasha3302
      @imannatasha3302 4 года назад +5

      @@JamesCPotter13 i feel like giving him a hug after that 😂

  • @whistlingbanshee5038
    @whistlingbanshee5038 4 года назад +970

    How DARE Brian say that his content is not art!!!
    Never has any art been more pure than a man doing a dream ballet of elemental pokemon.

    • @skippykay599
      @skippykay599 4 года назад +28

      Whistling Banshee he’s really doing a disgrace to that Waluigi epic he proposed

    • @-piras
      @-piras 4 года назад +39

      The whole unreveal series is art but if you see like, polygon things as whole, and also, his stuff can be art and also be commercial, because after a while he kind have to do the stuff because he needs food

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад +7

      @@-piras But… but? He can just do more Unraveled about food? A problem that fixes itself! If your art can't pay for your food, make sure the art is food! That way you can eat it after

    • @aspl5717
      @aspl5717 4 года назад +3

      @@dig8634 well he did do that and we know how that turned out

  • @dackattac
    @dackattac 4 года назад +474

    "I've been afraid of sharks while in a swimming pool"
    Glass shark love Pat kid, that's one thing about glass shark you gotta know

    • @wilson1889
      @wilson1889 4 года назад +13

      I thought the same thing!

    • @DavidFlowers777
      @DavidFlowers777 3 года назад +2

      I was specifically looking for a comment like this

    • @Dylan_Platt
      @Dylan_Platt 3 года назад +4

      Masterful... Art

  • @entomolodee
    @entomolodee 4 года назад +402

    “Even though I think everything you do is art-“
    Pat smiles
    “Pat’s a little hard on himself”
    Pat’s smile slowly falls

  • @joeysnowy4110
    @joeysnowy4110 4 года назад +1169

    everyone's faces when simone says "pre-sext" is why i love them

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 года назад +45

      My favorite is BDG just contemplating what she just said for half a second

    • @elenpena42564
      @elenpena42564 4 года назад +14

      She's not wrong tho

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 года назад +32

      @@elenpena42564 idk what planet you come from, but unless that "hey" is followed by peaches or eggplants or something, we bouta have a normal conversation

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 4 года назад

      @@breadlast Hey.

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 года назад

      @@janzacharias3680 hey.

  • @bradwiersema6243
    @bradwiersema6243 4 года назад +821

    I love Clayton's little notes in editing when he comments on what's going on, it's very good, please continue Clayton we love you

  • @chickensangwich97
    @chickensangwich97 4 года назад +1788

    Polygon: "Just slightly more art than commerce"
    Ironically, slap that on a T-shirt, and I'd buy it.

    • @haeilsey
      @haeilsey 4 года назад +16

      Max Moran it would need a picture of some kind to continue being slightly more art

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 4 года назад +13

      @@haeilsey BDG's face.

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 4 года назад +15

      @@notAshildr Honestly, I'd buy a shirt with BDG's face on it even without text.
      Scratch that, _especially_ without text.

  • @yam3946
    @yam3946 4 года назад +442

    Them all discussing whether Pat thinks "I" is underrated or not gives off the exact same energy as my 5 brain cells on the first question of a paper.

  • @elliecarroll8752
    @elliecarroll8752 4 года назад +621

    pat literally has a No Thots Head Empty expression while trying to parse what was happening at Hard To Sit On/Somebody Else's Butt part and it's VALID and god what a mood

    • @lazyteddiursa7160
      @lazyteddiursa7160 3 года назад +34

      I know it's supposed to be thoughts, but I wish to live in this world

  • @midknight1339
    @midknight1339 4 года назад +1279

    "Is the mere act of editing not art?"
    ["ty simone" flashes up on screen]
    Aww

  • @alisamfp
    @alisamfp 4 года назад +1271

    Pat: "I've been afraid of sharks while in a swimming pool"
    Justin McElroy: GLASS SHARK!

    • @rowan4684
      @rowan4684 4 года назад +62

      that was my first goddamn thought when he said that

    • @NesosRomanus
      @NesosRomanus 4 года назад +81

      That deep water.
      That dark water.

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 4 года назад +62

      Glass shark gon come, he come and eat your brotha!

    • @abigailmorris4365
      @abigailmorris4365 4 года назад +59

      Glass shark loveeee da fat kid, you gotta swim fat kid, pretend there’s a corn dog at the end of the pool!

    • @nootdoot8429
      @nootdoot8429 4 года назад +36

      git outta the DAHK WATER glass shark coming for YOU!

  • @somer4213
    @somer4213 4 года назад +942

    Pat just repping for social anxiety today

    • @evelynt9582
      @evelynt9582 4 года назад +50

      he really out there for us

    • @vbt4660
      @vbt4660 4 года назад +45

      Reeve a king for the people

    • @redrooster3420
      @redrooster3420 4 года назад +10

      big anxious solidarity here, folks

    • @samlee5549
      @samlee5549 4 года назад +7

      Hey

    • @RobynBobynn
      @RobynBobynn 4 года назад +3

      @@samlee5549 Pat and I are having a panic attack now, thank you and i'm sorry.

  • @n.c.lightning
    @n.c.lightning 4 года назад +449

    *walks over to Pat's desk*
    "hey"
    Pat: "you kiss your MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?!"

  • @lucydavenport3918
    @lucydavenport3918 4 года назад +266

    "when you have social anxiety any greeting is a weird greeting" - Brian David Gilbert
    He has our backs

  • @stephgilliam
    @stephgilliam 4 года назад +497

    This is a way stronger Overboard comeback than I expected and I'm not mad at it.

  • @Yoarashi
    @Yoarashi 4 года назад +1220

    "technical difficulties" yeah right you just couldn't let Jenna announce the secret forbidden perfect mouthfeel to the world and the rest of the breaks are red herrings

    • @danatronics9039
      @danatronics9039 3 года назад +47

      Why is nobody talking about the mouthfeel?!

    • @ayaanhafer7953
      @ayaanhafer7953 3 года назад +18

      @@danatronics9039 it rattles my chromosomes

  • @fridaalexander8009
    @fridaalexander8009 4 года назад +266

    Brian having long hair and no mustache in this is so trippy, cus I always subconsciously date these videos based on the state of his head and facial hair and now I am so very lost

    • @VampChic10210
      @VampChic10210 4 года назад +18

      May Alexander things went down in the waluigi unraveled

    • @fridaalexander8009
      @fridaalexander8009 4 года назад +7

      HallelujahHarlequin for real lmao

    • @nonexistent-best-friend1693
      @nonexistent-best-friend1693 4 года назад +6

      and no nail polish.

    •  4 года назад +9

      tbh in the teaser for this vid it went from a shot of Brian in front to Jenna in front so fast i thought they were the same person based purely on same hair length/colour and i havent been the same since

  • @stephgilliam
    @stephgilliam 4 года назад +149

    The incredible decision-making teamwork of Brian-Jenna-Pat is so good to watch. They're the smartest idiots.

  • @janevim11
    @janevim11 3 года назад +163

    the fact that the phrase "they taped a banana to the wall" is from 2020 yet feels like three years ago really says something about the times that we live in

  • @majalaanemae3560
    @majalaanemae3560 4 года назад +406

    "For me, the most perfect mouth feel would be [REDACTED]"

  • @Po-sd3jd
    @Po-sd3jd 4 года назад +221

    32:07
    Simone: I don’t believe in the concept of a guilty pleasure
    Brian: *looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 года назад +660

    I can't believe they didn't catch Simone's
    *Only soft science*
    11/10

    • @alyssashih2895
      @alyssashih2895 4 года назад +2

      When?

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад +23

      @@alyssashih2895 At the very end of the pseudoscience round. Jenna says there is no hard science, and Simone responds with "only soft science"

    • @alyssashih2895
      @alyssashih2895 4 года назад +1

      dig6394 ty

    • @CollMomo1
      @CollMomo1 4 года назад

      ya, that was gold !

  • @maxinquaye
    @maxinquaye 4 года назад +203

    not enough appreciation for simone “hey is a pre-sext” de rochefort

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 3 года назад +16

      Aromantic simone "if you text me that ill report you" de rochefort lol

  • @ShadowCosmos
    @ShadowCosmos 4 года назад +144

    "When there was only one set of foot prints in the sand, that was when Pat was carrying me"
    Right as the lights start shining brighter on Pat... 10/10

  • @mvwinf
    @mvwinf 4 года назад +340

    “I wish it was science” reveals more about Pat than any of Russ’s psychoanalysis

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 4 года назад +19

      you heard it here first, folks. Patrick Gill needs reverse Viagra.

    • @squidbit4353
      @squidbit4353 4 года назад +47

      I feel like "I wish it was science" could have its own wavelength card of "Stoners should be impotent" to "I want to be impotent"

    • @luisfontanin9653
      @luisfontanin9653 4 года назад +10

      @@squidbit4353 I thought it was more like " I wish I could blame marijuana "

    • @thetramp123
      @thetramp123 4 года назад +7

      @@candyh4284 I hope he covers that in one of his memoirs.

  • @Mayrink.
    @Mayrink. 4 года назад +1306

    Pat mentions having social anxiety. Minutes later, Pat mispeaks and everyone laughs at him.
    That's rough, yo. We're here for you, Pat. We've all been there.

    • @dlivingstonmcpherson
      @dlivingstonmcpherson 4 года назад +101

      My heart goes out to Pat after 49:08 as well

    • @joaoaguiar4306
      @joaoaguiar4306 4 года назад +127

      hey pat, everyone loves you

    • @criticorn663
      @criticorn663 4 года назад +95

      I mean they weren't laughing at him to be mean, it was a funny accident, plus it's in a group of friends so it's endearing. But sure embarrassment is an important part of it

    • @firebirdheats
      @firebirdheats 4 года назад +12

      I was laughing because I KNEW it would be exactly something I would do

  • @HexQuesTT
    @HexQuesTT 4 года назад +183

    I was fully on board with Jen, Hey is THE MOST NORMAL greeting I feel like I was in the twilight zone when they were arguing that "Hey" is a weird greeting

    • @woopwoop6338
      @woopwoop6338 4 года назад +6

      You can’t tell me pat doesn’t make a good argument though

  • @StephenWade49
    @StephenWade49 3 года назад +85

    "if I get a text that just says 'hey' with no punctuation, no nothing, I'm going to have a panic attack" Pat 8:12

  • @KizuRai
    @KizuRai 4 года назад +570

    Jenna: "Hey."
    Simone: "That's not a greeting, that's a pre-sext."
    Jenna: "Learning. Learning about how to text Simone, or not."
    I need Simone and Jenna in every single episode of Overboard.

  • @lovisaandersson4079
    @lovisaandersson4079 4 года назад +487

    this video should just be named ''Polygon crew giving me an stress ulcer by not realizing that hey is a very normal greeting''

    • @chronicuke3598
      @chronicuke3598 4 года назад +19

      Hey is a threat or bad news. Hey is not a normal greeting.

    • @lazyteddiursa7160
      @lazyteddiursa7160 3 года назад +4

      @@chronicuke3598 maybe to a horse

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 3 года назад +11

      when addressing someone in passing, hey is fine (walking by, etc). when GREETING someone, like in a text or to start a conversation, hey always worries me. also, Jenna didn't say "hey!" or "hey," or even "hey" she said "hey." which is the worst greeting in existence. also, "hey, [insert name]" is very different than just "hey"

    • @talongreenlee7704
      @talongreenlee7704 3 года назад +1

      When I use “hey” to address someone I usually say “hey, man”. Just “hey” is a little weird.

  • @alltimefalloutatthechemica2106
    @alltimefalloutatthechemica2106 4 года назад +370

    ”Hes a little hard on himself but he also doesnt have money” lmaooo

  • @lily7252
    @lily7252 4 года назад +668

    Pat’s whole “are you thirsty right now” greeting gave off STRONG “those new shoes?” vibes
    Also, happy birthday Brian :)
    Also also, why did I have the day Brian dies on my calendar but not his birthday?

    • @jaym5112
      @jaym5112 4 года назад +7

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that

    • @sineadthomas2024
      @sineadthomas2024 4 года назад +10

      I have Brian’s birthday on my calendar, because it’s also my birthday.

  • @clementinekitten8305
    @clementinekitten8305 4 года назад +269

    i think brian's "unless you smoke marijuana, then it won't be hard on anything" joke went criminally unrecognized

  • @guyyouseewhenyoudie
    @guyyouseewhenyoudie 4 года назад +69

    “That’s not a greeting, it’s a pre-sext.” SO powerful whew

  • @stevenboland9271
    @stevenboland9271 4 года назад +2073

    Jenna: "I" refers to the self and, thus, is overrated.
    Brian: I is so common that no one pays attention to it. It's gotta be underrated.
    Patrick: c: *_alphabet song_* c:

    • @estebanco6937
      @estebanco6937 4 года назад +62

      "I" was searching for this comment. Thakyou

  • @mothsolotl
    @mothsolotl 4 года назад +460

    I love how NOBODY is consistently trying to get in the minds of each other, and have insisted on using pure logic, as if they don't know each other well enough to even try

    • @darksentinel082
      @darksentinel082 4 года назад +20

      i think simone but in an attempt

    • @assailant8722
      @assailant8722 4 года назад +30

      They’re definitely TRYING to a lot, they just keep failing

  • @pliable-head
    @pliable-head 4 года назад +153

    "you thirsty? are you--*thirsty* right now?"

  • @koru1362
    @koru1362 2 года назад +24

    I love Clayton and his editing so ding dang much.

    • @polygon
      @polygon  2 года назад +10

      He's so good

  • @katiejones4596
    @katiejones4596 4 года назад +46

    I love how Patrick and Brian have just switched styles for this episode

  • @angelstreet1102
    @angelstreet1102 4 года назад +154

    Weird greeting: “bienvenudos power bottoms!”

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 года назад +22

      Ah, a man of culture.

    • @cos-chu
      @cos-chu 4 года назад +2

      u are my hero friend

  • @bearfamous_
    @bearfamous_ 4 года назад +466

    “Pat you can’t use you’re muppet expertise to help them”

    • @dragostego
      @dragostego 4 года назад +4

      @@zerstreubar see his bloodborne episode

    • @TrafficJamByCam
      @TrafficJamByCam 4 года назад +2

      Plus he’s seen the “Muppets and Puppets Eating” live show a few times.

  • @simoneracioppi4305
    @simoneracioppi4305 4 года назад +148

    "When you have social anxiety any greeting is a weird greeting" PREACH

  • @kjmlucero
    @kjmlucero 4 года назад +49

    26:15 that satisfying af enunciation tho, Brian your theatre kid is showing

  • @aquestionabletaryn
    @aquestionabletaryn 4 года назад +76

    “I’ve been afraid of sharks in a swimming pool”
    *GLASS SHARK*

  • @leedraconis5793
    @leedraconis5793 4 года назад +578

    “Unless you smoke Marijuana, then you wouldn’t be hard on anything” BRIAN I SWEAR-

  • @ieyke
    @ieyke 4 года назад +152

    I can't figure out if Overboard or Unraveled is my favorite Polygon thing, but I know that we need more Gill & Gilbert.

  • @fungalhog
    @fungalhog 4 года назад +226

    "ive had a fear of sharks in a swimming pool so"
    glass shark glass shark glass shark

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 года назад +10

      He love de fat kid, bettah swim fat kid

    • @heather19515
      @heather19515 4 года назад +7

      Glass shark love pat kid

  • @ghostie6190
    @ghostie6190 4 года назад +175

    Jenna: the most perfect mouthfeel would be-
    Someone wiggling a laminated sheet of paper silencing her

  • @David-ol6fw
    @David-ol6fw 3 года назад +46

    If you're here from the Quiplash video, the "hey" reference is at 8:11.

  • @emmakoslosky2431
    @emmakoslosky2431 4 года назад +1570

    The requirements for working at polygon really are having big bisexual vibes and being a cutie.

    • @pixiekit
      @pixiekit 4 года назад +139

      Emma Koslosky accurate. And somehow emitting Persephone vibes- floral goddess and queen of the underworld. Like adorable cinnamon roll and also will stab you

    • @kneesnap1041
      @kneesnap1041 4 года назад +29

      actually that seems super accurate

    • @mattew7890
      @mattew7890 4 года назад +126

      Polygon has cursed all the bisexuals by hiring all pretty employees

    • @toanoradian
      @toanoradian 4 года назад +20

      Ah, that's why Justin McElroy is no longer there. Not enough of both.

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 4 года назад +79

      @@toanoradian False, he may not be bi, but he is a definitive cutie.

  • @aquarius555
    @aquarius555 4 года назад +126

    "An Old Man's Concern For a Young Man's Game" is a great title for a book

  • @Calyptonaut
    @Calyptonaut 4 года назад +77

    man i forgot how much i loved pat shout out to pat, the best boy

  • @terrybullkeller
    @terrybullkeller 4 года назад +36

    “I is the Midwest of the alphabet” I love that we live in a world where that makes sense

  • @fraxisle
    @fraxisle 3 года назад +43

    Pat's "Old man's concern for a young man's game" sounds faaaar too philosophical to be talking about Mountain Dew and sperm count

  • @a.d.9724
    @a.d.9724 4 года назад +69

    Pat talking about his ideal greeting is the biggest mood

  • @laurafrakinroslin
    @laurafrakinroslin 4 года назад +60

    “Are you saying art can’t suck”
    Wow. WOW. Profound

  • @raffitz
    @raffitz 4 года назад +108

    "Oh, no, the light!" Brian when faced with his imminent journey to the afterlife.

    • @fivecentimeters
      @fivecentimeters 4 года назад +2

      raffitz nice try, we all know brian is incapable of death

  • @mitochondria6247
    @mitochondria6247 4 года назад +81

    Fun Fact: Iced Tea supposedly was created in 1904, meaning Brian was quite close.

    • @kirbymaster6764
      @kirbymaster6764 4 года назад +9

      I don’t know if you’re right or not, but just like Brian’s claim I am not going to call you on it

    • @mariahschultz8835
      @mariahschultz8835 2 года назад +2

      Brian was there when it was invented
      In this essay I will-

  • @intel_coar6844
    @intel_coar6844 4 года назад +49

    “For me the most perfect mouth feel is-“ and we never heard the possibly inappropriate answer

  • @Poefeathyr
    @Poefeathyr 4 года назад +70

    Pat's energy in this has perfectly aligned with my energy in most situations
    Also Simone's "I'm sorry I'm a Libra" perfecté

  • @wuwupyon
    @wuwupyon 4 года назад +457

    Pat’s hair? Actually... everyone’s hair?? Wow

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 года назад +41

      Brian David Gorgeous

    • @zactompkins5785
      @zactompkins5785 4 года назад +23

      @@breadlast Simone de Rockin' It

    • @frogsfoot
      @frogsfoot 4 года назад +16

      jenna stealing-the-show

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 4 года назад +7

      allegra frankly killing it

  • @kropotkinnie
    @kropotkinnie 4 года назад +258

    if my friend sent me "i'll kill you" as a greeting i would be significantly less scared than if they sent me "hey"
    the only time anyone sends "hey" is when they're about to ask you something important or tell you something shitty

    • @alyssa-vi4jt
      @alyssa-vi4jt 4 года назад +7

      What if someone says I’ll kill you because you did smth shitty?

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 4 года назад +2

      Yeah nah

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 4 года назад +7

      i send hey regularly as a perfectly normal conversation starter, but y'know, i don't have your friend group, and i don't have the same subtle social rules you people have built up over the years

    • @kropotkinnie
      @kropotkinnie 4 года назад +7

      @@alyssa-vi4jt honestly i'd probably guess they're less angry about it than if they started it with like "we need to talk"
      "i'll kill you" is so absurdist as a greeting that i'd assume i accidentally sent a crappy meme or smthn

  • @vanguardiris3232
    @vanguardiris3232 3 года назад +27

    "He's hard on himself but also he doesn't have money" is a mood

  • @halealert
    @halealert 3 года назад +17

    When Simone said "when there was one set of footprints in the sand" and the light came on, I thought it was the light of God emanating from Pat in post and not a tech problem

  • @Beeevaaa
    @Beeevaaa 4 года назад +533

    HOW DID YOU THINK HEY WASNT THE MOST NORMAL GREETING YOU ALIENS

    • @Jehty_
      @Jehty_ 4 года назад +51

      The most normal would be "Hey, how are you?" or something like that.
      Just "Hey" means "we have to talk, something is wrong or something is going on"

    • @jokir5305
      @jokir5305 4 года назад +11

      Because it can be an ominous greeting.

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 4 года назад +11

      how the f is “hello” more normal? im-

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 года назад +3

      @@Jehty_ Depends on inflection.
      Hey, how are you? Can be just as weird.

    • @static2735
      @static2735 4 года назад +1

      @@Jehty_ i think that's mostly just with texting. if you see someone in real life, you're more likely to say something short

  • @mory6572
    @mory6572 4 года назад +58

    Pat Gill owns a piece of my heart, honestly

  • @AzizidarkReborn
    @AzizidarkReborn 4 года назад +145

    Pat, I have neither the skill, experience nor wit to put myself out there like you do. As a fellow social-anxiety victim, you resonate with me. I just want to remind you that you are funny and amazing and I love everything you do, especially when it's on Overboard.
    Unrelated sidenote: Happy birthday, Brian David Gilbert.

  • @yellow6409
    @yellow6409 4 года назад +30

    16:34 always gets me, its so funny how almost halfway through the game pat still has no clue how to play it

  • @gregorlangemeier4116
    @gregorlangemeier4116 4 года назад +34

    The zoom-ins on Simone were amazing during her turn!
    And Pat totally not getting the rules was hilarious
    Also I'm surprised it took over 50 minutes (edited) for someone to make the wavelength joke
    What I want to say is...this episode was absolutely amazing

  • @mvwinf
    @mvwinf 4 года назад +267

    I don’t know what himbo means but is “hard to sit on” a himbo move

    • @sorinamarie1681
      @sorinamarie1681 4 года назад +30

      absolutely

    • @dragostego
      @dragostego 4 года назад +15

      Himbo is a Male term for bimbo

    • @MiseFreisin
      @MiseFreisin 4 года назад +67

      not knowing what himbo means is a hard himbo move tbqh

    • @heyitzsamurai
      @heyitzsamurai 4 года назад +69

      it's a stupid buff man that drinks respect women juice exclusively

  • @justsomeluckyguy
    @justsomeluckyguy 4 года назад +588

    My mom literally texts me:
    "Hey"
    At least once a week and it's TERRIFYING every single time

    • @Jeff_in_3D
      @Jeff_in_3D 4 года назад +15

      BOTH of my parents will send me something and if I'm not replying within 20 seconds I'll get several "Hey"'s until I respond and it is the absolute worst.

    • @chellshock
      @chellshock 4 года назад +17

      The worst is when someone just texts "Hey." WITH a period
      It gives such a feeling of foreboding

    • @A8mew
      @A8mew 4 года назад +12

      hey with no period is something i only see from dudes with big serial killer energy trying to hit on me, its a greeting used solely by madmen

    • @Shoob-k5u
      @Shoob-k5u 4 года назад +1

      My mom will send "hey" and leave me on "..." for several minutes while she types. I was finally forced to confront her and tell her to just greet me and ask/tell me what she needed to in a SINGLE text because my heart literally can't take that every day.

    • @AnimeDreamer141
      @AnimeDreamer141 4 года назад +1

      my mum likes to start all messages with "Hey [Ellis], can we talk?" and doesnt see why i freak out everytime

  • @crazytsvetock1
    @crazytsvetock1 4 года назад +75

    the chaotic energy of this episode is too much for the equipment to contain

  • @packaday266
    @packaday266 4 года назад +37

    Me, with social anxiety, saying 'Hey' as a greeting to everyone I've ever met: "I will never speak to anyone again. I will begin my life as a hermit. Goodbye society, it's been a bad time."

  • @CheesyLizzy
    @CheesyLizzy 4 года назад +30

    12:15 Earlier today I was watching a Twitch stream and in the chat we were all telling each other "good day." I wanted to mix it up a bit, so I swapped the first letters and wished everyone "dood gay," and then immediately realized what I had done as I hit the send button. So that is my answer to the weirdest greeting.