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2:04 - Splat!
2:29 - Some people's farts ARE nulear weopons!
4:58 - As a Californian, I find this harsh.
8:59 - They know us so well.
11:47 - This must have embarrassed the hell out of the relatives!
16:30 - As the old joke goes; Three in the front seat, three in the back seat!
16:59 - They saw us coming!
Well when driving into California from America you do have to stop at customs and declare your vegetables right?
@@johnlux6635 If you go to that sign again, it's been replaced by another one reading: "Now leaving California. Welcome to the land of Trump morons."
The truth is always painful to communists!
@@johnlux6635 Sorry to present a fact to your insightful truth, John: That would take too long as the state is full of them, not to mention numerous other useless things/policies etc, lol!
@@johnlux6635 And don't forget the illegal migrants, also.
I heard a comedian talk about a Slow Children Playing sign in a neighborhood he drove through. He always worried about the slow children, wondering how they would get through life. 20 years later, he drove through the same neighborhood again and was so happy to see a NEW sign. Slow Men Working!
If you ever have a boring party, Paul is your man with his edgy humor!
😂😂😂😂thanks for the laugh
The factory I worked at had a "Slow Factory" sign out front.
Glad to hear things worked out for those Kids .
They grew up
the sign outside St. Michael's church, East Margaree, hard winter...." whoever is praying for snow, please stop "
Some good ones here! I remember a sign I once saw driving thru an Army base: "Illegally parked cars will be BLOWN UP".
😂
...with hand grenades. Missiles are expensive.
My heart goes aout to those elderly, disabled, pregnant children.
Spare a thought for all the cleaners they had to lay off.
They need their own telethon
That's a lot of shit to deal with.
Look on the bright side. Gin-U-ine miracles are very rare. Consider yourself privileged.
Yes I'm thinking of starting a go-fund-me for mine.
There was a good one not on here.
It was a public service announcement regarding men not getting their health check ups/medical attention and said : Every year thousands of men will die from stubbornness.
Underneath someone spray painted “no we wont”
😂
My husband almost did.
The "not to be operated by morons" sign is my favorite lmao
I wear a MORRANS FOR Trump shirt. Because I said what does this button do, at a Trump Rally.
@@johnnyrigger5760 I have a Shirt that says " Harris Walz ,Poverty For All"
This is one of the best sign compilations. As a teacher, I see that my services are needed around the nation
God bless teachers! We need you desperately!
learn to read so you can read to learn :)
@patirvin-bz9pg
> This is one of the best sign compilations. As a teacher, I see that my
> services are needed around the nation
Shouldn't that be compilation's or service's?
I'm confused.
@@anonnona8099 yes, you are. Painful, isn’t it?
@@anonnona8099 Neither word should have an apostrophe and an s after them because then "compilation's" and "service's" would imply that the "compilation" and "service" possessed/owned something: for example, Mary's dog or Johnny's book indicates that the dog and book belong to Mary/Johnny. When you want to make a word plural, you just add an "s" to the end of it with no apostrophe: compilations, services.
The second or third one says, "Critical thinkers." The beige sign with black letters says, "The world doesn't always make sense at first glance,."
Thank you! ❤
TF?
Thank you, kind stranger, I was really lost there
Thank you.Cause I was over here about to go and put the letters in on Google LO.L😢😮😮😅
@@GreatMusicIsGoodForYoume too
"Now entering Mississippi, please set your clocks back 200 years"
The " no drugs or nuclear weapons in restroom" SLAYED me.
I'm about to break that rule because my next shit is going to be radioactive!😂😂😂
One of my favourites: Sign in window of butcher shop: "Wanted. Retired gentleman for butchering." Another good one out front of a BBQ shop: "Buy your BBQ or spit here"
OMG. The shop must be the outlet for a local hospital that posted an advert "Children wanted for eating study"!
I liked " ... seriously, turn around".😂😂😂
Some of these were so funny and at the same time, dead on. Thanks for posting, I got a good, much needed laugh - and right about now that’s saying a lot…
Me too, first time I have laughed out load in a long time, and laughing through the whole video so hard tears came out, happy tears at last! Thanks to all who contributed signs.
My favorite was the one that said "......please God don't let Kevin Bacon die". THanks for the chuckles.
That's the only one I didn't understand!
@@opinionated4219 It's pretty straightforward. "we used to have Johnny Cash (a singer), Bob Hope (an actor) and Steve Jobs (Inventor of Windows), now we have no Cash, Hope, or Jobs (A pun on the previously mentioned celebrities being dead now, and the inflation/depression we have now removing money, hope and jobs from our lives) ....please God don't let Kevin Bacon die (Or we won't have any bacon either)"
@@RedwoodTheElf Thanks! I guess I had a Biden moment !!
I saw a sign posted on a building: "Post No Signs Here"
Also on Interstate 5: "Cruise Ships Exit Here"
And on Highway 163: "Elect a clown, expect a circus."
Some really good ones but the " 25 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope e Steve Jobs.
Now, no Cash, no Hope, no Jobs.
Please God don't let Kevin Bacon die". That's genious.
The sign that crocoodiles don't swim here. No, they lie in wait behind the sign and eat the swimmers!
crocodiles dont swim here
alligators do
I thought the sign was telling crocodiles not to swim there.
@@jimwhelan9152 I am sorry, but that is ridiculous. The sign is there to mislead people into believing that crocs don't swim there so the people will. That way the crocs will be well fed and the locals won't have to worry about their children and pets getting eaten.
@@jimwhelan9152 That's why it's posted so low! 😁👍
"Crocoodiles don't swim here, ...but they like to paddle".
There's a sign in a local cafe- well-behaved children welcome. Others will be made into pies.
1:17
THE
WORLD
DOESN'T
ALWAYS
MAKE
SENSE
AT
FIRST
GLANCE
Thank you!!
@@leonessity You're welcome.
Like this:
HTE - 213
LOWRD - 42135
TSODEN - 642135
SALAWY - 642135
EAMK - 4213
SESNE - 42135
TA - 21
SIFRT - 42135
ENLGAC - 642135
@@georgerichardson8575 Here's a scout cookie for smart ol' you! 🍪
OMG ty!! That's why I'm in the comments :)
Bacon Seeds... they are called piglets.
Diced pork = Peppa Pig Jigsaw Puzzle
These signs are hilarious! Found myself giggling. Thanks. I needed the giggles.
Fun Fact The band MEN AT WORK got their name riding by a " Men at Work " sign and no one was working. Hence they chose that name. Hi Colin Haye!!
It was probably Lunchtime!
@@jimbo1959 'sure was mate, vegemite sandwich time!
Colin, hey! Someone is callin' for Colin! Hey, anyone see Colin Hay?
2:52 This is the exact opposite of what it should be: Hair under the phone is uncut.
My thoughts exactly and I came here to find out if someone else had already commented on this. 👍
@@robertleung4221 Did either of you happen to notice that the area that was cut was the shape of a typical smart phone? If not, the smart phone is smarter than you are.
Ummm.... Or maybe they just cut along the top of the phone.
@@Bigfoot-px9gj " the area that was cut was the shape of a typical smart phone"
Of course they did! That is exactly their point. If the person has the p-hone to their ear the barber won't be able to cut it but WILL be able to cut the rest of the hair. I think you may be the one who needs a clue.
Good point but I can easily picture an annoyed barber removing the phone temporarily from the ear to do the cut, then saying "don't worry - no extra charge". It works either way, but it shows you were paying attention.
Congratulations actual new signs that haven't been posted for the last year. Thank you
This video is a keeper.
TEENAGERS:
Move out NOW
&
And Get Away From
Your Stupid Parents
Get A Job
Pay Bills Now
While You Still
Know Everything
I bet they’d have a meltdown if they saw that then say it’s their parents fault they’re like what they are.
Our local quick-stop store has that sign on the wall behind the cash registers.
Lots of great laughs ! Thanks !
OMG, do I have to point this out again?! The plural of vortex is NOT vortexes; it's VORTICES!!!
Do I have to point out - there is no such punctuation mark as '?!' or '!!!' ?
@@xtchugefan Then tell me how they got past my editor for my books?
@@UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 Not a very good editor, apparently.
Well done Americans !! ❤ ( Laughed in German)
Yeah, and the world is still laughing about Hitler, aren't they ? And I am German
Some of them where British
12:14 Everyone remember going to their first "SASA LELE"?
is that Spanish or French ??
@@richardcraniumXLVII French Spanish.
@@richardcraniumXLVII
It's English. SASA
LELE
@@richardcraniumXLVII Yes...!
I saved 💯 😂
The best one was actually, "This is the back door. Go around to the rear to find the front door." because that is actually useful and correct many times for establishments in the U.S. (bars) It is funny, because it is true!
My favorite is Ditcher, Quick and Hyde are divorce lawyers.
If I ever find one that says Dewey, Cheatham & Howe.... 😆👍
@@Willpower-74205 How about Diggs Graves, and Barry undertakers?
Ditcher, Quick & Hyde, Divorce lawyers... Now _that's_ funny..😆
We should live by "Embrace Bewilderment". Also some signs were funny and some I didn't get.
North Carolina has a highway sign that it puts up as you leave a speed zone where the speed limit had been temporarily lowered from the state limit of 55 for unsigned highways. This sign says: "Resume Safe Speed." Were we allowed to drive at an unsafe speed before then?
That was the best laugh I've had in weeks. Thank you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even if I'm Italian I understood the humorist sense of a lot of the picture. Thank you to post. Ciao
Hannibal Lecter had me laugh out loud. Good thing I wasn’t drinking anything at the time.
My all time fav was on the big island of Hawaii and the volcano… sign said: CAUTION!! DANGEROUS EARTH!! Oh, guess we should go to Mars then!!!???
* _Cue visiting British electrician immediately reaching for their tools and meter to try to repair this defective CPC..._ 🔌🌎😋
(„Earth“ is the UK term for the _Ground_ or _Circuit Protective_ conductors provided for safety in electrical appliances. 😇)
PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta love the pics + signs that showed the truth about how popular graveyards are, people are just dieing to get in them.
That's why they have fences.
People are dying today who never died before.
@@Mangsaab1954 : That's how it's been from the beginning. No one has ever died before they died.
@@jacklow9611 I been dead before I was conceived.
@@Mangsaab1954 : Sorry. You weren't dead. You were non-existent, and there IS a difference.
Great names for any group of Lawyers...
In Southern Oregon in the 1970s someone had put up a sign along Interstate 5. Just across the border from California that read "Welcome to Oregon, open 9 to 5 daily, a nice place to visit, don't plan to stay." I can't remember how long it was up before the highway department took it down.
Great compendium, really made me laugh. Good job, and just what we all need.
This was really good. Thank you.
The skydiving sign made me think of another one on that subject: "Skydiving; good to the last drop"
A play on an old coffee commercial for Maxwell House, I think.
Yes!
Like my skydiving instructor once said, “If at first you don’t succeed, you’re screwed.”
@@greghardy9476 Another apropo saying is "It's not the fall the kills you, it's the sudden stop."
This one could be used in a number of situations.
That one about the bathroom seat reminds me of the one I saw at Palomar College in California goes: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie & wipe the seatie!" I practically doubled over with laughter at that one!😅
So proud to be a graduate 🌝
1:42 Don't be absurd. Those are clearly snakes.
He Didn't say Snakes, He SAID Worms!!!
I was cracking up!!!! Haven't laughed this hard in the longest. Thank you.❤ hilarious 😂
Did you spit your coffee out laughing?
I think I smiled once. No, sorry, it was just a grin.
Me either, good stuff.
My jaw is aching from laughing
Ok.Laughed a BUNCH! New subscriber.
The Ohio sign reminds me of the signs displayed on the borders of Lancashire (England). They stated "Lancashire, a place where everyone matters". On the one I saw, a local joker (possibly a Yorkshire person) had changed it to read "MUTTERS".
(For non-residents of Yorkshire & Lancashire, there's a lot of mostly friendly rivalry between the 2 counties).
Okay this was great stuff, I loved the 10 Bosses & 1 Worker, the "now Leaving CA. Welcome to America", the Laziness sign, save 100% sign, the Attorney sign, the Elevator, & the Speed Limit Sniper sign. My #1 Vote goes to the "Now Leaving California, Welcome to America" sign and runner up is the 10 Bosses 1 Worker ahead. Some of these pics were "staged", so they didn't even qualify.
Hi
What about the disabled signs at the bottom of steep flight of stairs!
What a wonderful list. The music was great too.
Thanks for the chuckles.
Thanks for these, some made me laugh out loud.
Bloody awesome, thank you🤠🤣😆
Pharmacy sign that always makes me laff.
''EAR PIERCING WHILE YOU WAIT''
I saw a sign at the edge of an Amish farm's driveway that read "Male Kids For Sale". Baby goats are called "kids" and that's what they were selling, but I was thinking "It's a good thing Michael Jackson isn't still around".
Now THAT is funny!!!😂😂🎉
I saw a sign at an Amish place that read; “Dog pups for sale.” Doggone it, I was hoping for seal pups.
Best company name and lag line belongs to: S & M Cycles (Operated in Victoria B.C., Canada) Their logo: We can't be beat!
I found their business card on an old, decommissioned war ship that a few of us had volunteered to strip down, for the purpose of sinking it, so as to turn it into an artificial reef.
Thank you so much for your video.
Dog relaxing underneath LOST DOG sign.
Also liked the dog with the 'NO DOGS' sign in its mouth!
I use chopsticks to eat Doritos while I knit. No orange fingers or messed up yarn.
2:23 So what am I supposed to do with my tactical nuke when I have to take a leak, huh?!
Hand it to a trans person.. They can't go in either bathroom anyway.
while meet the John handing it over to the wardrobe women. ☺
I saw a stop light at the Naval Training Station in Cuba. There was another sign saying "Stop Light". Your "Stop Sign" reminded me of that! Thanks for the laughs!
8:30: "How would a ghost pay a fare?"
...
"Non-fungibles?"
5:28 "No stopping on highway to view eclipse". So they want people to view the eclipse while they are driving? Sounds kind of dangerous. Talk about distracted driving. And the one at 8:06 ("Ring bell for service") reminds me of a local seamstress I visited some time ago to get some jeans hemmed. She was in the back of the shop so i couldn't see her and she didn't know I was at the counter waiting for service. Finally after several minutes she comes out from the back and takes a bell out from under the counter, placing it on the counter for people to ring for service. I asked her why the bell wasn't already on the counter and she replied she was afraid people would steal it.
Bruce - It might have been funny if you'd stopped at 'steal it'.
@@xtchugefan I can see your point.
@xtchugefan Based on your observation I decided to edit my comment by removing the part after "steal it". Perhaps you should delete your comment because otherwise people who read it won't know what you're referring to (or they might think you're losing it). I will check later and if you deleted your comment I will delete my replies to you.
In middle school we heard one day over the intercom from the admin office: teachers, if you can not hear this announcement please come to the office and let us know.
😃😄
When I lost internet connectivity, I called the ISP (won't identify but it starts with "V", hah!) and was told I could file a report by logging onto their customer service portal ..
1:16 'The world doesn't always make sense at first glance' . Just in case anyone was struggling to make sense.
Edit: To read the sign, for each word start with the underlined letter, then one to the left, one to the right, two to the left, two to the right etc.
Thank you ❤️
I saw its math but didn't try to solve it by thinking if it was important and that person wanted everybody to understand it, he/she would write it clearly. So I read your comment. Thank you.
Must be anti-dsylexic, the sign made sense to me after a glance
@stonkr, no tutorial necessary for my part. I love a good word scramble and had the message in about 15 seconds.
Oh man!!!!!!!! I love that first one, " women work all the time, they don't need to put up signs." SOOOOO true for real women.
What do you mean by saying real women? Please don’t turn a video, that was enjoyable and fun, into a divisive-I think I’m better than (insert group here)-ridiculous, unnecessary opportunity to showcase the negative side of humanity. Thanks
Thank you for the morning laugh.
"Tastes like Butt--" , burst out laughing.
that price tag could have been placed slightly better 🤭
@@momokochama1844 Nah, best place to stick it as that is made solely from vegetable oil!
Punctuation is a terrible thing to waste.
"Let's eat, grandma!"
Vs
"Let's eat grandma!"
I loved “Noise ordinance enforced. Today’s music sucks!” 😂
Best I ever saw was a warning label on a box a lawn mower came in that read "Do Not Use On Roof".
At 100% Polyester worst results are included in any possible way. :D
These are amazing!
The sign (13:35) in the town centre of Reading, Berkshire, UK. is stating a fact, you do save 100% by not buying anything.
3:19 A sign in Florida reminding people that there are no crocodiles in the state (they're all alligators)
American crocodiles live in coastal areas throughout the Caribbean and occur at the northern end of their range in *_south Florida and the Keys_*
Not all these signs are from the USA.
American crocodiles also live on the Pacific coast from northern Mexico to northern S America.
There are millions of them, and in no danger of going extinct.
Could easily be a sign from Australia's North!
Thanks, these were funny signs and the music was appropriate. You've earned a new subscriber.
We have a few blank attraction signs in Nebraska and Arkansas also. In Arkansas there are some signs that are supposed to show common eating places that are blank also. No attractions and no place to eat.
I’ve been from Nebraska several times. A blank sign seems about right. I think the state motto should be “Bring something to do.”
Many years ago there was a poster at London Liverpool Station which read " Harwich for the Continent". Underneath someone had written " and Clacton for the incontinent"
This reminds me of a bit of humor that I read in Reader's Digest a long time ago. A woman goes to the Ladies room and finds a sign above a toilet that reads: "Please wiggle handel." Beneath that, someone had written in marker: "If I do, will it wiggle Bach?" So clever and hilarious.
Great, I now have a mental picture of a tea-lady doing handstands in a kitchen-sink to avoid sitting on the cold bench-top!
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I would love 2 see more of these They make me happy
These are so funny! I laughed several times... Thank you!
Women work all the time!!!! 😂😂😂 this is funny
Okay, I know some (many?) of these signs are photoshopped, but how creative are they? So funny. Thanks for posting.
A lot are contrived
😒 Aw gee. I didn't think about that. I'm so gullible ! Can you mention a few of the photoshopped ones ? (if you get the time....?)
@@TREVASLARK The "what the hell are you doing in OHIO?" on the thumbnail is obv an edit of a real sign. The font is too clear for a blurry pic.
@@Peleski Merci !
One that I know for a fact that was not altered in any way was the combo of "ADULT VIDEO" next to the "Jesus is Watching" billboard. It's in Farmington, NM and I used to drive that section of highway quite a bit when I lived there.
Freakin Hilarious!!! Subscribed!
Some signs, such as "End Construction", "End Road Work", or "End School Zone" should have a second sign underneath: "No, just lower its profile".
Srsly impressed at the quality of funny signs throughout… Thanks for the laughs.! ❤
Location, location, location is my favorite. Bankruptcy, divorce lawyer and liquor store one next to the other.😂😂😂
Was a sign that said cemetery, and caution, dead end street...
Too funny! Well done.
Best sign I ever saw was years ago when I was working just outside of Manila. Storefront had a sign that said "circumcisions while you wait".
Thanks for no lame caption. Subscribed!
Empty your septic tank, fill your pool, different truck, cracked me up
I might want to be where it says at 16:49, "No crime 8am-6pm." But I'm afraid of all the crime at 6pm-8am!
Thank you for the excellent video. It was truly a delight!
2:42 you can’t argue with this one
Ohio was, for a while, getting way too many tourists. So they put up signs like that. Including "Welcome to OHIO! ... Now go home."
Seriously ? Why so popular ?
They hated the revenue.
I have insomnia. This isn't helping! Bloody hilarious. I'm off tomorrow to try to find some bacon seeds! Years ago, there was a sign in Glencoe at a waterfall that had to read 'This isn't the way to get up the mountain'. Seems that an outdoor magazine had suggested it as a starting route! Stob coire Sgreamahach if i'm not mistaken.