Hello there! I suppose me and the Rude English Gent share one characteristic and that's being totally addicted to chocolate! I eat an abundance of choc before bed which makes me feel great, so I combined it with a video! I hope you had an asmr filled visit to the Rude English Chocolatier's shop! Like always if you feel like the REG would be great in a certain scenario, I'd love to know your ideas! My dream for this guy is to actually have access to a REAL shop/place and actually do this character on some willing person!
FredsVoice ASMR Chocolate makes you feel great before bed? Only chocolate addicts! If I ate chocolate before bed (even the darkest, most healthy chocolate) I would feel like crap. It's like some kind of weird, useless super power.
Hmm, I'm detecting a pattern here. Mr Rude English [whatever] seems to always make out that he's firmly opposed to us and then relents and spends an inordinate amount of time striving to 'improve' us. Despite what he says, I think he secretly looks forward to our visits.
Real question and I'd like some answers.... If you came into a chocolate store and you saw a man at the cash caressing a chocolate bar while looking into its inexistent soul, how fast would you leave?
Julien M. hell nooo I would be out bro I'd look twice for a second then dip just run tf out I'd think he's on drugs or something on some bath salt shit nigga helll nawwwl u a Lul to hungry fuck that shit!
FredsVoice ASMR Great video as always and I know these are just role plays, but was a bit disappointed at the intended fat remarks. Yes people overeat everyday, but some people like myself are overweight due to illnesses & severe side effects from our medication. Though I am quite proud of myself that even being terminally ill, I've managed to lose 43lbs.😊
@@Jacktibby2011 the thing people dont remember about diets is you dont have to stick to a certain food for weeks you just have to stay under a certain number of calories and there is a l o t of good food with little calories
I know this is a bit of an older video now, but I sometimes find myself coming back to watch this. There's just something about the presentation and vibe. The foil and paper sounds are so nice and the eating sounds are not obnoxious at all. Love this one.
Seriously man, the way Fred says "chocolate" is goddamn incredible lol It generally sound like it's being said by a god...please make more chocolate related videos Fred!
Aww, come on. 😁 Actually, Cadburry is quite a special and rare brand here in the States. They only sell their eggs and wares around the holidays. Once a year. Easter, really. And sometimes Valentine's. Not sure how they are in England. But nestle and Reeses, yeah those are very common brands here. Lol But Cadburry is more a holiday brand for us.
"…Now don't look at the chocolate, don't look at anything else--we have made your decision."--funny line. Someday ..maybe you could play a rude English expert telling the customer how not to kill their beginner plant selection? You could generate noises with newspaper liner strewn with soil and needing periodic brush or hand cleaning or such. (You have such a good imagination.)
Sophia's Flüsterentspannung Hab auf deinen Namen geschaut und hab direkt auf deinen Channel geclickt! Deine Videos sind suuupi und deine Stimme ist richtig Entspannend. 😊
Im watching this in a cafe and somebody walked by...did a double take. Probably wondering why the hell I am watching a video of a man rubbing a chocolate bar.
Finally watched this! Sometimes your acting abilities really shine in your REG videos, the first part of this video was one of those times, I think. Also, I found it refreshing to see a shot of just your hands along with your voice in the second part, loved it (similar to you deleted hand lotion/towel video from years ago).
Beautifully enacted, a truly indulgent immersion into pure pleasure, with just enough Rude to spice things up.🙏🏼🌹Loved the snapping sound of the chocolate bars! And Lindt! My favorite!
The crinkling from the chocolate rapper gave me so many tingles, and it's so hard for me to get tingles from crinkling sounds. Also as soon as you said dark chocolate, I was sold immediately. I love dark chocolate way more than milk and white, cause dark chocolate doesn't make my stomach feel as sick. And then I saw the chocolate mint bar and was even more sold, cause I love mint so much.
I barely fit through the door? Are you implying I'm huge??? Why thank you! I recently enrolled at Snobby's gym; guess it's working faster than expected!
Awesome video as always!! I have no idea how I get so relaxed with the the Rude English Gentleman being rude, but it happens! Also, you look really really good in black.
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I'm allergic to cherries. First you call me fat, then you try to kill me.
Rach V SAAAMMMMEE!
Janae Wilson it sucks too because I love Cherries
Rach V I'm allergic to no food!
Rach V My friend said he is Allergic to every thing except McDonalds.... He's fat as well
Rach V im allergic to the abcence of choclate in my life
Hello there! I suppose me and the Rude English Gent share one characteristic and that's being totally addicted to chocolate! I eat an abundance of choc before bed which makes me feel great, so I combined it with a video! I hope you had an asmr filled visit to the Rude English Chocolatier's shop! Like always if you feel like the REG would be great in a certain scenario, I'd love to know your ideas! My dream for this guy is to actually have access to a REAL shop/place and actually do this character on some willing person!
FredsVoice ASMR k
FredsVoice ASMR Hey Fred! I would love to see a REG bartender! I think his personality would be perfect for making pretentious cocktails.
FredsVoice ASMR Chocolate makes you feel great before bed? Only chocolate addicts! If I ate chocolate before bed (even the darkest, most healthy chocolate) I would feel like crap. It's like some kind of weird, useless super power.
FredsVoice ASMR an REG hairstylist roleplay?
FredsVoice ASMR or a librarian!
Hmm, I'm detecting a pattern here. Mr Rude English [whatever] seems to always make out that he's firmly opposed to us and then relents and spends an inordinate amount of time striving to 'improve' us. Despite what he says, I think he secretly looks forward to our visits.
GusMcGuire To weebs, it's called being Tsundere.
GusMcGuire I believe it's called "Tough Love"
Anthony Breznican Not all people interested in Anime/Japanese culture are weeaboos
DragonFang 409 True, but there's a fine line
@Gracen Whyte
Just for being interested?
*Takes five minutes to explain why he doesn't like me* Look man I was just gonna ask if u had a bathroom.
lol!!
The bathrooms are only for.... shall we say, valued.... customers
Real question and I'd like some answers....
If you came into a chocolate store and you saw a man at the cash caressing a chocolate bar while looking into its inexistent soul, how fast would you leave?
Julien M. Right after he stared at me for about four straight seconds
Julien M. After I got my damn chocolate
Julien M. hell nooo I would be out bro I'd look twice for a second then dip just run tf out I'd think he's on drugs or something on some bath salt shit nigga helll nawwwl u a Lul to hungry fuck that shit!
Julien M. I would, run out and douce myself in Gasoline and light my Self on fire...
Julien M. Ummm, 5 seconds. And slowly back away and make sure he don't follow me home.
"you barely fit through that door"
me: looks at my tragically thin body
angela g Same 😂😂😂
Closed door, then.
Don't worry, the shop doors are like Willy Wonka's tiny doors!
FredsVoice ASMR well looks like not everybody can get in 😂 big fan btw
angela g I was going to say they were very tiny doors, but Fred beat me to it...
In my defense. . .it's a VERY small doorway
in my defense. . .he is bigger then me
TheDarkWolf lol same
I would love to see a rude English gentlemen wand selection from the first Harry Potter film
harley gallagher that would be amazing!
harley gallagher YES!!
A collab is already in effect which includes this scenario!
FredsVoice ASMR That sounds so good can't wait
O___________________________________O mind blown.
I'm not fat I'm *T H I C C*
Braderz Robinson Wow so funny and original be a comedian.
Luvly They're both being sarcastic.
Who called for the *THICCNESS*?
WHERE'S COBY??
E X T R A T H I C C
!TSRIF
Nice video!
FredsVoice ASMR Great video as always and I know these are just role plays, but was a bit disappointed at the intended fat remarks. Yes people overeat everyday, but some people like myself are overweight due to illnesses & severe side effects from our medication. Though I am quite proud of myself that even being terminally ill, I've managed to lose 43lbs.😊
FredsVoice ASMR love this ❤
You little Lex Luthor ^^ Should make a vid roleplay for that :D
You are so hilarious. I enjoy the Rude English Gentleman so much!
I get the feeling this video was made because Fred was fed up of his cutting diet
Haha, I had been eating very healthy this past week!
cutting sucks ass and so do diets >/
@@Jacktibby2011 the thing people dont remember about diets is you dont have to stick to a certain food for weeks you just have to stay under a certain number of calories and there is a l o t of good food with little calories
Its takes 30 minutes per customer, damn how are they still running
GamerXpert0202 he sells a lot of chocolate
Overpriced choclate
GamerXpert0202 this was a first time customer
Straight faxts
Chocolate
How'd he know I was a fatass? lol I'm feeling so attacked rn. Chocolate is not worth this injustice! 😂
omg i was going to agree and i was like hang on that pink hair looks familiar and then i screeched when i realised it was jin so hello army 😂
Thisisvalessia right?!
Thisisvalessia I'm sooooooo triggered I will sit on you
You didn’t have to say you were a fatass because all kpop fans are losers
@@thomas-ms8gz wym??
Did Fred just call us all fat?
;-; Yeah..
rip the wat lady
LOL
Alex he just fat shamed a couple hundred K people (idc if I’m actually overweight)😂
Big Boi Molloi get to the gym man .
The word "chocolate" is one of my favourites tbh
EtherOfMyHeart k thanks for sharing
EtherOfMyHeart at least the way Fred says it
EtherOfMyHeart yass, I need him to repeat that word for five minutes in this video 😫
mine is snack. like omfg the ending.. snaaaack. ck!
Vince Rutherford Fuck. ck!
I know this is a bit of an older video now, but I sometimes find myself coming back to watch this. There's just something about the presentation and vibe. The foil and paper sounds are so nice and the eating sounds are not obnoxious at all. Love this one.
(*inhale*) CHOOOOOOCCCOOLLLAAATE!!!
Smellyfish 246 SPONGEBOOB SWEGPANTS
Voice of the Viewer indeed
the profile picture fit's this so well.
I cant believe someone actually ikr
With or without nuts
You are either a fantastic actor or you have a lot of pent up rage/aggression to be able to do this character so perfectly. 🤣
That Weird Ass Goth Bitch ASMR Passive Aggression is so relaxing 🤣🤣🤣
It's both 😅 You should see his bloopers
Seriously man, the way Fred says "chocolate" is goddamn incredible lol It generally sound like it's being said by a god...please make more chocolate related videos Fred!
Jack Of All Keyblades HES A DEMIGOD GET IT RIGHT FAM
IT'S GLANDULAR OKAY?!
*cries fatly*
fallin2urskull I enjoy a fatly cry now and again.
*Cries in fat*
A deep voice tapping on chocolate. How much better can it get?
His eye game is strong 😏
Aurelia Mine too
Aurelia His muscle game is strong also
Aurelia ur eye game is strong.
Itachi Uchiha Im sure he will stare her down to an orgasm
He appears to be strong in general.
"Be careful not to choke on Chocolate director."
Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure...
Darth Vader GOD DAYUM
damn dad jokes...
Darth Vader nice rogue one reference
Choke me harder daddy
Anywhere in the world that doesn't have Lindt chocolate... is missing out
So this is what Thor was doing during civil war?
Turtle Boi
Gotta make money somehow
Turtle Boi life doesn't get you what you deserve sometimes
Turtle Boi dang i was just about to say that myself lol
Turtle Boi Yes, thank you
Hahahahaha
Him: You know this is a very specialized chocolate shop
Me: Are you calling me fat?
Why do all his 'rude English gentleman' videos involve him presuming his customer is of a lower class 🤔😂
Leah Greaves Cause he's a rude english GENTLEMAN XD
Leah Greaves also fat.
He's condescending
FredsVoice ASMR yes yes.
Leah greaves because otherwise, he wouldn't be a rude gentleman. He would either be just rude, or just gentleman xD
The start.. What a starring contest , he won tho ffs
Voice of the Viewer 😂😂
Voice of the Viewer maybe if he ever got the chance 😂
Marco Madsen I'm not fat
Was thrown when he said Nestlé wrong. There is an acute for a reason. 😂👌
"Everything in moderation" says as he eats the entire bar.
"No touching until I say you can"
Woahh okay there Fred chill
"If you can just squeeze around here" LMAO........ I got stuck
Omg When did thor Start Making ASMR?!?!
Matthew Busse there are too many comments like this
Matthew Busse well... he has made a Thor role play before
Matthew Busse you're too new here
Rachel The Fabulous Does that make you old?
Ooooh, a Thor comment, never heard that one before...😒
This is one of the all time great asmr vids that you can keep coming back to.
When it's cheat day but you gotta make a video
"This is a chocolate shop for English gentlemen.....................and associates."
Quiet Gamer haha I could stop laughing haha
Couldn't
Did anyone else get horrible shivers at the mere mention of Cadbury's Creme Eggs?
Bloody things always make me ill just thinking of them.
Sunday Smiles yup
no they just explode in my fridge. and are a real arse to clean up. and for some reason my cats like creme egg. weird life i have
rordon gamsey hahahaha
Gotta love how he always hates us at first, but ends "accepting" us
I love how you insult in style 😂
Thought you could have a sneaky creme egg eh?!
Scorecatron actually dead, this comment needs more likes 😂
this is a chocolate shop for English gentlemen...
and accosiates.
Isn't it "associates?"
And Asgardians
Jaraxxarino Kripperino associates* but I just caught that lool
Graesyn Faust women
Thankyou for this asmr the foil crinkling and the soft spoken whispers are very relaxing 🙂
I think "chocolate" is my new favourite ASMR trigger word.
Wow - you’ve made me suddenly realize it’s mine too 👏🏻⭐️ Such a luxuriant sound, that!
“Choc ~ clette “...
Love these "Rude English" roleplays so much.
I feel like everyone this guy talks to in person can't help but be frightened by the fact that he could probably snap their neck with his pinkie
Savage--TA so like Po in Kung Fu Panda, then?
Tajerine A little less chubby
Savage--TA he's a sweetheart in person
Tingles right off the bat with the candy wrapper ! Loved this
I love the final shot of the video lmao. This channel is the perfect mix of humor, relaxation and entertainment.
Feels like Thor is Whispering in my face trying to sell me Chocolate. D;;;;
MuAsmr And Thor also insulted you : ')
That sound of breaking chocolate,the best sound in the world for me, thank you for beautiful video 💜
Just imagine Kazoo kid screaming in the middle of the video lol
I'd rather not
yea lol
I'd like that. 5 year olds screaming always gives me a very strong ASMR response.
that was such a cheeky way to finish the video. I love how you are able to infuse role-plays with your humour and personality
Aww, come on. 😁 Actually, Cadburry is quite a special and rare brand here in the States. They only sell their eggs and wares around the holidays. Once a year. Easter, really. And sometimes Valentine's. Not sure how they are in England. But nestle and Reeses, yeah those are very common brands here. Lol But Cadburry is more a holiday brand for us.
CatsRevenge I'm in Australia and Cadbury is everywhere we don't get Reeses here
CatsRevenge in England we have nestle Cadbury reeses and kinder
We also have Lindt and Thorntons
Jack Miller we get it everyone has their own country's brand of diabetes
Jack Miller *THORNTONS ARE FUCKING AMAZING!!!*
CatsRevenge true
What a genius idea for a video. There's just something about opening fancy packaged candy that's just inexplicably satisfying to watch. Great video!
"...things you can't buy in the supermarkets..." *pulls out a Lindt chocolate* ... well pretty common in the supermarkets in my area ^^"
I heard the crinkle and instantly gots the tingles. I want to go to his chocolate shop. I'd melt just seeing Fred anywhere
Is it just me or does the English Gentlemen seem a lot nicer when he sells you chocolate?!
Rude English Gentleman is my absolute fav series on your channel - sooooo many tingles and so funny at the same time :)
That's great to hear Karolina!
"…Now don't look at the chocolate, don't look at anything else--we have made your decision."--funny line. Someday ..maybe you could play a rude English expert telling the customer how not to kill their beginner plant selection? You could generate noises with newspaper liner strewn with soil and needing periodic brush or hand cleaning or such. (You have such a good imagination.)
You were the first ASMRtist I ever listened to, and I've loved to watch your channel change and grow.
you should really do a rude blind date, but it ironically ends up working out in the end. XD That'd be the best.
By far your best and most relaxing video. I absolutely love it and now I must 😴💤.
I got so many tingles already at the beginning. wonderful!
Sophia's Flüsterentspannung Hab auf deinen Namen geschaut und hab direkt auf deinen Channel geclickt! Deine Videos sind suuupi und deine Stimme ist richtig Entspannend. 😊
Haha nailed it. :D
i just love the intro to some videos like this one where he is just casually standing around stroking chocolate
Fred... you are brilliant. How do you not crack up while you are in character? Or is that the real Fred? 😉
This is my favourite ASMR video ever. I really really want chocolate now. Thanks Fred!!
Thank you youtube for the horror movie ad in the middle, really great for relaxing 😒
I keep on coming back to this video. Fantastic stuff!
Aw this is Great
Itz KittenBear Why do you care?
Itz KittenBear why do u care about him commenting on you commenting on her?
The day Fred makes a "nice English gentleman" video is the day the world ends
Im watching this in a cafe and somebody walked by...did a double take. Probably wondering why the hell I am watching a video of a man rubbing a chocolate bar.
Finally watched this! Sometimes your acting abilities really shine in your REG videos, the first part of this video was one of those times, I think. Also, I found it refreshing to see a shot of just your hands along with your voice in the second part, loved it (similar to you deleted hand lotion/towel video from years ago).
Why are you so perf. Meu deus
Voice of the Viewer con tu*
look blame it on my mom and dad ok
Minnie T H I C C
Minnie why did you stop doing videos
Beautifully enacted, a truly indulgent immersion into pure pleasure, with just enough Rude to spice things up.🙏🏼🌹Loved the snapping sound of the chocolate bars!
And Lindt! My favorite!
I didn't know Thor did ASMR (i'm sorry i love you)
This is my favorite channel I think, I can only get tingles here idk why
I'll have you know Mr rude English gentleman Im not fat I work out at snobby's upper class gym
harley gallagher lol
“You strike me as a cream egg Cadbury’s fellow” 🤣 I’ve never felt so insulted in my life
I'm gay
NadoTabbit ummm k...
NadoTabbit lol so am i
Search for gachigasm on YT. =)
NadoTabbit 😢😢
NadoTabbit this video doesn't help much. 😅
One year later and I'm still not sure if I feel relaxed and hungry or offended and insecure. Keep up the good work!
Its 4 am. why am I watching a video of some british dude insult me over chocolate
Chocolate foil has caused me the best tingles in a long time 👌🏽 great video Fred!! And I'm glad the background isn't so glaringly bright
If I was you I would've eaten that chocolate before I'd even turned the camera on 😂
Emelia ChimChim Deacon same tho
The crinkling from the chocolate rapper gave me so many tingles, and it's so hard for me to get tingles from crinkling sounds.
Also as soon as you said dark chocolate, I was sold immediately. I love dark chocolate way more than milk and white, cause dark chocolate doesn't make my stomach feel as sick. And then I saw the chocolate mint bar and was even more sold, cause I love mint so much.
I barely fit through the door? Are you implying I'm huge???
Why thank you! I recently enrolled at Snobby's gym; guess it's working faster than expected!
Snobby's got me lookin stupid wide
Alt cam:we are wide Putin
how can he insult me for half an hour and still make me feel relaxed
this guy is going to run out of jobs soon
God... Ive watched this again and again since it came out, and every time without fail, I order some Lindt Excellence online halfway through.
Goodness me Fred, if you were a chocolate you'd be right out of Quality Street!!!
Why is this ridicule so relaxing!?
Am I the only one who would have gone for the egg?
Chocolate and Asmr, The only 2 things I need in life.
I was already eating chocolate and I was like.... okay bitch what u got
I was with my shoulders very hard, as soon I played the video I started to relax, thank you
...Is it too late to go with the Cadbury Creme Egg option?
Ive watched your videos from day 1 and I think this is my favourite video of yours !
This guy is Thor.
A chocolate Thor to be exact...
TheSlicingSword you must be new here
original
Awesome video as always!! I have no idea how I get so relaxed with the the Rude English Gentleman being rude, but it happens!
Also, you look really really good in black.
Hey what's with the bandages?
Madara Uchiha he does professional Wrestling.
Voice of the Viewer really?
what?
Intensely happy with this new rude english gentleman
You remind me of the guy who plays Thor in the movies 😂