Mario Kart 2v2... but the maps are modded 💀

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Sophist
    @Sophist  2 месяца назад +209

    Guess what gamers, I've partnered up with GAMER SUPPS to provide you all with the most Sophist energy drinks in the world. Using my code "Sophist" at checkout or using this link will get you 10 percent off! Enjoy gamersupps.gg/Sophist

    • @Party_noob126
      @Party_noob126 2 месяца назад

      Ty for this energy

    • @KirbyJasonGamingandSplatoon
      @KirbyJasonGamingandSplatoon 2 месяца назад

      Yay more drinks for sophisticated society

    • @Iwontusethis255
      @Iwontusethis255 2 месяца назад +1

      SOPHIST GAMERSUPPS HAVE LEAD IN THEM-
      THEY CAN CAUSE CANCER SOPHIST-

    • @dawsonbosco8217
      @dawsonbosco8217 2 месяца назад

      Sophist and the Goons being in the same bit was not something I expected but I love as a fan of both the Goons and Party Crashers.

    •  2 месяца назад +1

      Do different codes stack?

  • @TehBlueRemixer
    @TehBlueRemixer 2 месяца назад +496

    9:28 Sophist is trying so hard to NOT make a Penguin = TCNick3 joke in 2024

    • @MaxWeb2599
      @MaxWeb2599 2 месяца назад +75

      To do that is now the responsibility of the viewers in the comment section. 🐧

    • @FlopithefishFlopithefish
      @FlopithefishFlopithefish 2 месяца назад +5

      Happy birthday

    • @edward18517
      @edward18517 Месяц назад

      Didn't stop him in that latest jamboree video 😄

    • @pokebbs
      @pokebbs 14 дней назад

      ​@@edward18517which one ?

  • @Vernias
    @Vernias 2 месяца назад +699

    this was the happiest birthday ever

  • @rickdaniel7341
    @rickdaniel7341 2 месяца назад +215

    9:32 Well, Nick you ARE a penguin… expert.

  • @laurelai76
    @laurelai76 2 месяца назад +347

    the fact that sophist and brents birthdays are like 2 days apart is great for content

    • @cailieisidro5758
      @cailieisidro5758 2 месяца назад +24

      Actually, they’re about a week apart in September. Brent is the 14th while Spphist is the 20th 🤓☝️

    • @RockinRocketScience
      @RockinRocketScience 2 месяца назад +24

      ​@@cailieisidro5758either way their parents got freaky on Christmas and New Year's

    • @cailieisidro5758
      @cailieisidro5758 2 месяца назад +3

      @@RockinRocketScience 💀

    • @Nameless_shr1mp
      @Nameless_shr1mp 2 месяца назад

      ​@@cailieisidro5758 oh damn you again!

    • @pokebbs
      @pokebbs 14 дней назад

      ​@@RockinRocketSciencebro wtf 💀

  • @marshall3314
    @marshall3314 2 месяца назад +164

    3:49 - Vernias mimicing Lightning McQueen
    16:02 - nick hates winning so much that he hip thrushed himself and sophist just to lose.

    • @benwolfe9858
      @benwolfe9858 2 месяца назад +21

      It's not that he hates winning. He just LOVES seeing the others lose.

  • @writingmoonstone1338
    @writingmoonstone1338 2 месяца назад +166

    I'm shocked Nick was so commited to keeping Sophist from winning that he was willing to get last place

    • @sonicgamingkirbyfan2005v-xm2rl
      @sonicgamingkirbyfan2005v-xm2rl 2 месяца назад +8

      He wanted payback from last time😂

    • @hakimjose5517
      @hakimjose5517 2 месяца назад +2

      @@writingmoonstone1338 Weeell tbf, Nick can either go
      A. Do anything to get 1st, carried by luck or even backstabbing others
      Or B. When he's rock bottom, will do anything he can to anyone so he doesn't end up dead last, Aka dragging them down with him so he gets any place but last
      It's a wildcard really

    • @writingmoonstone1338
      @writingmoonstone1338 2 месяца назад +1

      @@hakimjose5517 That's the thing, he does 2 to guarantee not last place, but since he was tied with Vernias, bringing Sophist down guaranteed him being last.

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 2 месяца назад +171

    Nick being a giga hater for dragging his teammate down with him and willingly claiming last place, I think he's beaten out Mephisto for the title "Lord of Hatred".

    • @Daluckyplays
      @Daluckyplays Месяц назад

      @@jonathanwells223 Clearly you've never heard of Reverse Flash or Doctor Victor Von Doom.

  • @jonathanriddle8214
    @jonathanriddle8214 2 месяца назад +37

    3:47"WAIT TRIPLE!" "TRIPLE!"
    *slam*
    *B A N G*

  • @Gaudimann
    @Gaudimann 2 месяца назад +49

    First of all: SICK THUMBNAIL! Credits to the amazing artist there!
    2nd: You were finally able to play Daisy again, wooop!
    3rd: Nick is a meanie :c

  • @Billtendo2001
    @Billtendo2001 2 месяца назад +22

    1:20 Alright Eevee, YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRIIIIIIIOOOOOOO!!!

  • @No_Sleepee
    @No_Sleepee 2 месяца назад +48

    Nick deserves all the penguin jokes after throwing. It's in his nature, to be the Elmers that glues everyone to 3rd place

  • @imranhakiem6924
    @imranhakiem6924 2 месяца назад +43

    Unironically, sophist birthday video is more wholesome than others

  • @johngunter4590
    @johngunter4590 2 месяца назад +20

    I actually think this was the nicest I've seen Nick act towards Sophist regarding Daisy

  • @JazzyDK5000
    @JazzyDK5000 2 месяца назад +51

    LETS FUCKING GO, MORE DOUBLE DASH. Time for another surprise of nobody moment.

  • @christopherm2628
    @christopherm2628 2 месяца назад +6

    0:46 that’s three WAAAAARIO moments in one week. I am impressed

  • @tysoniacrypoid575
    @tysoniacrypoid575 2 месяца назад +41

    You can only pick one:
    Have Sophist be your Uber driver, or have Nick be your Uber driver.

  • @Cupid0642
    @Cupid0642 2 месяца назад +38

    Still despite Nick not being a penguin anymore I still say us, his subscribers are penguins

    • @real_abender
      @real_abender 2 месяца назад +13

      I approve of this one
      His son is still Piplup too

    • @BirdyTHEbirdFR
      @BirdyTHEbirdFR 2 месяца назад +1

      Absolutely love it🎉

  • @Clomtare
    @Clomtare 2 месяца назад +17

    12:05 Well at least it's not "too much water"
    I'll be lucky if someone gets that

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee 2 месяца назад +1

      This may be Eevee's channel, but this isn't a Pokémon vid, so we won't have to worry about that

    • @Zer0billion
      @Zer0billion 2 месяца назад

      Thank you, I was thinking "hey isn't there some obscure reference involving pokemon and water?" but couldn't quite pinpoint what it was.

  • @soundshock8
    @soundshock8 2 месяца назад +25

    10:47 my favorite part
    Edit: nick smells bad

  • @albertocruz3687
    @albertocruz3687 2 месяца назад +25

    18:24 lol Mario and Luigi just start flying when they got hit lol

  • @starcowarrior9722
    @starcowarrior9722 2 месяца назад +4

    15:07 Vernias making a Carrie Underwood song reference??? NO WAY!!!!

  • @Umbra_Nocturnus
    @Umbra_Nocturnus 2 месяца назад +3

    Drifting in Double Dash Duos really was great. The backseat-gamer can just "shift gear" by pushing the stick to the outside of of the curve you're drifting.

  • @lordgong4980
    @lordgong4980 2 месяца назад +3

    3:55 the point faces made me laugh so hard

  • @vashnisamsundar4537
    @vashnisamsundar4537 2 месяца назад +13

    loved when birdo goes 'its birdo time' and proceeds to lay eggs all over the fucking tracks

  • @TheSebliterator
    @TheSebliterator 2 месяца назад +4

    17:12: LOL! 🤣I always hate it when that happens too!

  • @ChaoticalChaos64
    @ChaoticalChaos64 2 месяца назад +2

    1:50 brent and nick having drip meanwhile sophist and vern being devious

  • @extremethewolf7490
    @extremethewolf7490 2 месяца назад +6

    That is why I love choosing either Birdo or Yoshi because of that item, is basically gambling.

  • @redeyesblackdragon9872
    @redeyesblackdragon9872 2 месяца назад +13

    1:27 Did Nick just "OwO"?

  • @AlteredZeta
    @AlteredZeta 2 месяца назад +11

    the blue archive music in the background happy birthday sophist

    • @leezhengjie6958
      @leezhengjie6958 2 месяца назад

      @@AlteredZeta I didn't even know until rainbow road. The biggest brain blast

  • @I_am_too_sleepy
    @I_am_too_sleepy 2 месяца назад +6

    Happy birthday, Sophist! I hope you have a great birthday after suffering in this video. Bro, you are so close to being 30. Old man Sophist.

  • @AverageNeneKinnie
    @AverageNeneKinnie 2 месяца назад +5

    16:03 The moment where Nick threw it on purpose on Sophist's birthday.

  • @JuBeeZ106
    @JuBeeZ106 2 месяца назад

    It's MY birthday, and *I* get to choose how to spend my money
    Seriously though, Sophist, you're amazing. Keep up the good work 😁❤️

  • @SSBFWU
    @SSBFWU 2 месяца назад +1

    10:53
    When the cool uncle handles the car to his young nephew

  • @real_abender
    @real_abender 2 месяца назад +9

    I would suggest a video on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe modded tracks, but Nintendo will murder them if they do

  • @FanimationStudios-2007
    @FanimationStudios-2007 2 месяца назад +5

    9:28 Guys, look! It's TcNick3 from the past!

  • @dat5180
    @dat5180 2 месяца назад +1

    17:50 - 19:24
    Nice hearing a Blue Archive OST in the Rainbow Road.

  • @ThisPancakeIsBurnt
    @ThisPancakeIsBurnt 2 месяца назад +1

    "Yknow they used to call me the drift king back in college"
    - DEFINITELY, TOTALLY Vernias

  • @steealconwyrick1999
    @steealconwyrick1999 2 месяца назад +1

    9:28 - WAIT, GUYS, LOOK! IT’S REGULAR PENGUIN!

  • @slimedragon2700
    @slimedragon2700 2 месяца назад +5

    I knew the moment Sophist got Nick for the bonus round it was so Jover

  • @tessmcgrath1443
    @tessmcgrath1443 2 месяца назад +7

    Happy birthday, Sophist!

  • @ItsSiebay
    @ItsSiebay 2 месяца назад +1

    Mr. “Can’t get last” really just screwed Sophist for zero reason. I’m actually malding over that, and I’m not even playing.

  • @micahheyward5342
    @micahheyward5342 2 месяца назад +3

    *Important*
    13:03-13:14 Snow Panic is a part of the Wario Cup in Mario Kart Arcade GP

  • @Zack_589
    @Zack_589 2 месяца назад +6

    one word GYAAAATTT 0:33 bottom right

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 2 месяца назад +4

    Double Dash is proof that it is peak Mario Kart.

    • @jackv360
      @jackv360 2 месяца назад

      @@NanaKyoto what does that even mean lol

  • @GhostLight06
    @GhostLight06 2 месяца назад +7

    Did Brent and Vernias just discover snaking?

  • @djinsanity3575
    @djinsanity3575 2 месяца назад +2

    Wild rides. Happy birthday to one of the best villains on this platform

  • @Siinory
    @Siinory 2 месяца назад +2

    Nick genuinely sabotaging Sophist so he doesn't win on his birthday was just chef's kiss

  • @ogjonboy88
    @ogjonboy88 2 месяца назад +2

    His avatar looks like the Waluigi Vampire costume from a certain Mario game lol. Coincidence... I think not

  • @calebc.2290
    @calebc.2290 2 месяца назад

    This is a Hilarious. I just finished bringing all party crasher content that is related to mario kart and load and behold Sophist brings me a new one. This man knows his audience.

  • @dagb3915
    @dagb3915 2 месяца назад +3

    Don’t worry Eevee, at least you didn’t get last

  • @Lead_Tragedy
    @Lead_Tragedy 2 месяца назад +3

    A SEQUEL TO MY FAVORITE SOPHIST VIDEO THANK YOU

  • @koopadave024
    @koopadave024 2 месяца назад +2

    1:49 OMG SMASHY BROS!! ;)

  • @Shadow_WalkerX-45
    @Shadow_WalkerX-45 2 месяца назад +94

    I don’t understand why everyone keeps wanting to say first. As if they mean something in the grand scale of universe when they comment “first” on a Sophist video

    • @RAHRYE
      @RAHRYE 2 месяца назад +13

      First

    • @jacobthemousy
      @jacobthemousy 2 месяца назад +1

      @@RAHRYE you devious dawg

    • @Appl-e_King
      @Appl-e_King 2 месяца назад

      Not first

    • @thefoundation2694
      @thefoundation2694 2 месяца назад +1

      You not first bro

    • @wkeezz
      @wkeezz 2 месяца назад +3

      On sophists video “Mario party but there is a killer on the loose”, you wrote “first”. You my friend, are a hypocrite

  • @erlanggawimas6500
    @erlanggawimas6500 2 месяца назад

    0:27 at this moment he knew, he f**ked up

  • @herowatcher8403
    @herowatcher8403 2 месяца назад +1

    As a fellow guy who turned 27 today Happy Birthday Sophist!

  • @crawlinggoose
    @crawlinggoose 2 месяца назад

    11:22 Hey, some of those Skyrim mods are pretty wild.

  • @davidmonrrealjr
    @davidmonrrealjr 2 месяца назад +1

    I love when I see a new Sophist video.

  • @Linklighter
    @Linklighter 2 месяца назад

    16:30 Ok I guess I have to trash talk him now
    Uhhh…
    [Insert trash talk here]

  • @ghostgaming123_ultra
    @ghostgaming123_ultra 2 месяца назад +3

    Happy WARRRRRRRRRRIORR BIRTHDAY SOPHIST

  • @danieltsiu7383
    @danieltsiu7383 2 месяца назад

    Shoulda had Vern and Nick be drivers for the tiebreaker since Brent is so goated lmao

  • @curlybrace4984
    @curlybrace4984 2 месяца назад

    Dude, vernias being cracked at snaking is the last thing I was expecting

  • @voodoofreddy6752
    @voodoofreddy6752 2 месяца назад +1

    Happy Birthday Sophist! 🎉⭐

  • @mattb6522
    @mattb6522 2 месяца назад

    I love that there is finally a substantial Double Dash!! mod! Double Dash!! is one of the most underrated Mario Karts! I hope they bring back the option for two characters per kart in the next Mario Kart!

  • @Alex-95-Gaming
    @Alex-95-Gaming 2 месяца назад +2

    I like the Smash Bros introductions

  • @sirmidnight2039
    @sirmidnight2039 2 месяца назад

    probably one of the funniest things about this vid is the fact that RUclips... thinks this is *GARFIELD KART*

  • @Rhythm_Haruka46
    @Rhythm_Haruka46 2 месяца назад +2

    YES YES YES MORE SOPHIST

  • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
    @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 2 месяца назад

    Nick getting last place is fitting karma for trying to throw when with Sophist

  • @serial_designation_v-d1y
    @serial_designation_v-d1y 2 месяца назад

    yo both nick and sophist upload in the same day? this is a certified gamer moment

  • @ChristianPerezCruz-v3x
    @ChristianPerezCruz-v3x 2 месяца назад +1

    Let’s go, more Party Crashers Double Dash content 🎉

  • @GoomyFan137
    @GoomyFan137 2 месяца назад

    This is truly the Angry Minecraft content of all time
    (That MagictheNoah video was perfect)

  • @michaeldoerrler2363
    @michaeldoerrler2363 2 месяца назад

    I appreciate you didnt make THAT joke with sherbet land. Glad to see weve moved past that.

  • @Gamingtime5291
    @Gamingtime5291 2 месяца назад +1

    Sophist is the type of person to say "Hi I am sophist!"

  • @Umbra_Nocturnus
    @Umbra_Nocturnus 2 месяца назад

    Oh the 15:08 photoshop? Now we need the other angle and Brent going "Vern wanted to order" :P

  • @Raizer19
    @Raizer19 2 месяца назад +2

    Happy birthday Sophist

  • @Dorikano
    @Dorikano 2 месяца назад

    Sophist doing a Gamersupps commercial? Is it time to say "Wario's cake taste WHEN?"

  • @TonymeansAnthony
    @TonymeansAnthony 2 месяца назад

    If sophist uploads, I’m watching it while I eat dinner that night.

  • @tweedledeevine
    @tweedledeevine 2 месяца назад

    Sophist is either the the Arbitrator of suffering or the victim of it
    There is no in between

  • @michaelkowal3230
    @michaelkowal3230 2 месяца назад

    0:48 no no, that's not you do it, its more like You pick WAAAAARIOOOOO!

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming 2 месяца назад

    I love your Minecraft redstone videos purpled

  • @AndrewA60
    @AndrewA60 2 месяца назад +1

    1:48 idk, its just not the same without the piplup

  • @Klekowksii
    @Klekowksii 2 месяца назад

    7:57 Hey look it's Pootis Engage Extreme!

  • @supersailorformershedgehog
    @supersailorformershedgehog 2 месяца назад +1

    10:23 I just know Brent wanted to say tcnick3 joke but still

  • @Arandomperson234
    @Arandomperson234 2 месяца назад +1

    Sophist you should ask gamersupps for your own flavour.

  • @DisposableDisposition
    @DisposableDisposition 2 месяца назад +2

    Double dash RULES

  • @Theforestking89
    @Theforestking89 2 месяца назад

    Barry is picking out a shirt)
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    :
    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.
    JANET BENSON:
    Barry! Breakfast is ready!
    BARRY:
    Coming!
    :
    Hang on a second.
    (Barry uses his antenna like a phone)
    :
    Hello?
    ADAM FLAYMAN:
    (Through phone)
    - Barry?
    BARRY:
    - Adam?
    ADAM:
    - Can you believe this is happening?
    BARRY:
    - I can't. I'll pick you up.
    (Barry flies down the stairs)
    :
    MARTIN BENSON:
    Looking sharp.
    JANET:
    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.
    BARRY:
    Sorry. I'm excited.
    MARTIN:
    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.
    :
    A perfect report card, all B's.
    JANET:
    Very proud.
    (Rubs Barry's hair)
    BARRY=
    Ma! I got a thing going here.
    JANET:
    - You got lint on your fuzz.
    BARRY:
    - Ow! That's me!
    JANET:
    - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
    - Bye!
    (Barry flies out the door)
    JANET:
    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!
    (Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a
    newspaper)
    BARRY==
    - Hey, Adam.
    ADAM:
    - Hey, Barry.
    (Adam gets in Barry's car)
    :
    - Is that fuzz gel?
    BARRY:
    - A little. Special day, graduation.
    ADAM:
    Never thought I'd make it.
    (Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)
    BARRY:
    Three days grade school,
    three days high school...
    ADAM:
    Those were awkward.
    BARRY:
    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
    ADAM==
    You did come back different.
    (Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)
    ARTIE:
    - Hi, Barry!
    BARRY:
    - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
    ADAM:
    - Hear about Frankie?
    BARRY:
    - Yeah.
    ADAM==
    - You going to the funeral?
    BARRY:
    - No, I'm not going to his funeral.
    :
    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.
    :
    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.
    ADAM:
    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.
    (The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the
    highway)
    :
    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our regular day.
    BARRY:
    I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.
    (Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating
    students)
    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.
    (Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats)
    :
    - Well, Adam, today we are men.
    ADAM:
    - We are!
    BARRY=
    - Bee-men.
    =ADAM=
    - Amen!
    BARRY AND ADAM:
    Hallelujah!
    (Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm)
    ANNOUNCER:
    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
    :
    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
    DEAN BUZZWELL:
    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...
    :
    ...9:
    :
    That concludes our ceremonies.
    :
    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!
    ADAM:
    Will we pick our job today?
    (Adam and Barry get into a tour bus)
    BARRY=
    I heard it's just orientation.
    (Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically
    loaded into the buses)
    TOUR GUIDE:
    Heads up! Here we go.
    ANNOUNCER:
    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.
    BARRY:
    - Wonder what it'll be like?
    ADAM:
    - A little scary.
    TOUR GUIDE==
    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco
    :
    and a part of the Hexagon Group.
    Barry:
    This is it!
    BARRY AND ADAM:
    Wow.
    BARRY:
    Wow.
    (The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive
    complicated Honey-making machines)
    TOUR GUIDE:
    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life
    :
    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.
    :
    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
    :
    Our top-secret formula
    :
    is automatically color-corrected,
    scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
    :
    into this soothing sweet syrup
    :
    with its distinctive
    golden glow you know as...
    EVERYONE ON BUS:
    Honey!
    (The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it into
    the crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back)
    ADAM:
    - That girl was hot.
    BARRY:
    - She's my cousin!
    ADAM==
    - She is?
    BARRY:
    - Yes, we're all cousins.
    ADAM:
    - Right. You're right.
    TOUR GUIDE:
    - At Honex, we constantly strive
    :
    to improve every aspect
    of bee existence.
    :
    These bees are stress-testing
    a new helmet technology.
    (The bus passes by a Bee wearing a helmet who is being smashed into the
    ground with fly-swatters, newspapers and boots. He lifts a thumbs up but
    you can hear him groan)
    :
    ADAM==
    - What do you think he makes?
    BARRY:
    - Not enough.
    TOUR GUIDE:
    Here we have our latest advancement,
    the Krelman.
    (They pass by a turning wheel with Bees standing on pegs, who are each
    wearing a finger-shaped hat)
    Barry:
    - Wow, What does that do?
    TOUR GUIDE:
    - Catches that little strand of honey
    :
    that hangs after you pour it.
    Saves us millions.
    ADAM:
    (Intrigued)
    Can anyone work on the Krelman?
    TOUR GUIDE:
    Of course. Most bee jobs are
    small ones.
    But bees know that every small job,
    if it's done well, means a lot.
    :
    But choose carefully
    :
    because you'll stay in the job
    you pick for the rest of your life.
    (Everyone claps except for Barry)
    BARRY:
    The same job the rest of your life?
    I didn't know that.
    ADAM:
    What's the difference?
    TOUR GUIDE:
    You'll be happy to know that bees,
    as a species, haven't had one day off
    :
    in 27 million years.
    BARRY:
    (Upset)
    So you'll just work us to death?
    :
    We'll sure try.
    (Everyone on the bus laughs except Barry. Barry and Adam are walking back
    home together)
    ADAM:
    Wow! That blew my mind!
    BARRY:
    "What's the difference?"
    How can you say that?
    :
    One job forever?
    That's an insane choice to have to make.
    ADAM:
    I'm relieved. Now we only have
    to make one decision in life.
    BARRY:
    But, Adam, how could they
    never have told us that?
    ADAM:
    Why would you question anything?
    We're bees.
    :
    We're the most perfectly
    functioning society on Earth.
    BARRY:
    You ever think maybe things
    work a little too well here?
    ADAM:
    Like what? Give me one example.
    (Barry and Adam stop walking and it is revealed to the audience that
    hundreds of cars are speeding by and narrowly missing them in perfect
    unison)
    BARRY:
    I don't know. But you know
    what I'm talking about.
    ANNOUNCER:
    Please clear the gate.
    Royal Nectar Force on approach.
    BARRY:
    Wait a second. Check it out.
    (The Pollen jocks fly in, circle around and landing in line)
    :
    - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
    ADAM:
    - Wow.
    :
    I've never seen them this close.
    BARRY:
    They know what it's like
    outside the hive.
    ADAM:
    Yeah, but some don't come back.
    GIRL BEES:
    - Hey, Jocks!
    - Hi, Jocks!
    (The Pollen Jocks hook up their backpacks to machines that pump the nectar
    to trucks, which drive away)
    LOU LO DUVA:
    You guys did great!
    :
    You're monsters!
    You're sky freaks!
    I love it!
    (Punching the Pollen Jocks in joy)
    I love it!
    ADAM:
    - I wonder where they were.
    BARRY:
    - I don't know.
    :
    Their day's not planned.
    :
    Outside the hive, flying who knows
    where, doing who knows what.
    :
    You can't just decide to be a Pollen
    Jock. You have to be bred for that.
    ADAM==
    Right.
    (Barry and Adam are covered in some pollen that floated off of the Pollen
    Jocks)
    BARRY:
    Look at that. That's more pollen
    than you and I will see in a lifetime.
    ADAM:
    It's just a status symbol.
    Bees make too much of it.
    BARRY:
    Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
    and the ladies see you wearing it.
    (Barry waves at 2 girls standing a little away from them)
    ADAM==
    Those ladies?
    Aren't they our cousins too?
    BARRY:
    Distant. Distant.
    POLLEN JOCK #1:
    Look at these two.
    POLLEN JOCK #2:

    • @Theforestking89
      @Theforestking89 2 месяца назад

      2:
      - Couple of Hive Harrys.
      POLLEN JOCK #1:
      - Let's have fun with them.
      GIRL BEE #1:
      It must be dangerous
      being a Pollen Jock.
      BARRY:
      Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
      against a mushroom!
      :
      He had a paw on my throat,
      and with the other, he was slapping me!
      (Slaps Adam with his hand to represent his scenario)
      GIRL BEE #2:
      - Oh, my!
      BARRY:
      - I never thought I'd knock him out.
      GIRL BEE #1:
      (Looking at Adam)
      What were you doing during this?
      ADAM:
      Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities.
      BARRY:
      I can autograph that.
      (The pollen jocks walk up to Barry and Adam, they pretend that Barry and
      Adam really are pollen jocks.)
      POLLEN JOCK #1:
      A little gusty out there today,
      wasn't it, comrades?
      BARRY:
      Yeah. Gusty.
      POLLEN JOCK #1:
      We're hitting a sunflower patch
      six miles from here tomorrow.
      BARRY:
      - Six miles, huh?
      ADAM:
      - Barry!
      POLLEN JOCK #2:
      A puddle jump for us,
      but maybe you're not up for it.
      BARRY:
      - Maybe I am.
      ADAM:
      - You are not!
      POLLEN JOCK #1:
      We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
      :
      What do you think, buzzy-boy?
      Are you bee enough?
      BARRY:
      I might be. It all depends
      on what 0900 means.
      (The scene cuts to Barry looking out on the hive-city from his balcony at
      night)
      MARTIN:
      Hey, Honex!
      BARRY:
      Dad, you surprised me.
      MARTIN:
      You decide what you're interested in?
      BARRY:
      - Well, there's a lot of choices.
      - But you only get one.
      :
      Do you ever get bored
      doing the same job every day?
      MARTIN:
      Son, let me tell you about stirring.
      :
      You grab that stick, and you just
      move it around, and you stir it around.
      :
      You get yourself into a rhythm.
      It's a beautiful thing.
      BARRY:
      You know, Dad,
      the more I think about it,
      :
      maybe the honey field
      just isn't right for me.
      MARTIN:
      You were thinking of what,
      making balloon animals?
      :
      That's a bad job
      for a guy with a stinger.
      :
      Janet, your son's not sure
      he wants to go into honey!
      JANET:
      - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
      BARRY:
      - I'm not trying to be funny.
      MARTIN:
      You're not funny! You're going
      into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
      JANET:
      - You're gonna be a stirrer?
      BARRY:
      - No one's listening to me!
      MARTIN:
      Wait till you see the sticks I have.
      BARRY:
      I could say anything right now.
      I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
      (Barry's parents don't listen to him and continue to ramble on)
      MARTIN:
      Let's open some honey and celebrate!
      BARRY:
      Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
      Shave my antennae.
      :
      Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
      a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
      JANET:
      I'm so proud.
      (The scene cuts to Barry and Adam waiting in line to get a job)
      ADAM:
      - We're starting work today!
      BARRY:
      - Today's the day.
      ADAM:
      Come on! All the good jobs
      will be gone.
      BARRY:
      Yeah, right.
      JOB LISTER:
      Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
      stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
      BEE IN FRONT OF LINE:
      - Is it still available?
      JOB LISTER:
      - Hang on. Two left!
      :
      One of them's yours! Congratulations!
      Step to the side.
      ADAM:
      - What'd you get?
      BEE IN FRONT OF LINE:
      - Picking crud out. Stellar!
      (He walks away)
      ADAM:
      Wow!
      JOB LISTER:
      Couple of newbies?
      ADAM:
      Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
      JOB LISTER:
      Make your choice.
      (Adam and Barry look up at the job board. There are hundreds of constantly
      changing panels that contain available or unavailable jobs. It looks very
      confusing)
      ADAM:
      - You want to go first?
      BARRY:
      - No, you go.
      ADAM:
      Oh, my. What's available?
      JOB LISTER:
      Restroom attendant's open,
      not for the reason you think.
      ADAM:
      - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
      JOB LISTER:
      - Sure, you're on.
      (Puts the Krelman finger-hat on Adam's head)
      (Suddenly the sign for Krelman closes out)
      :
      I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
      (Takes Adam's hat off)
      Wax monkey's always open.
      ADAM:
      The Krelman opened up again.
      :
      What happened?
      JOB LISTER:
      A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
      He's dead. Another dead one.
      :
      Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
      :
      Dead from the neck up.
      Dead from the neck down. That's life!
      ADAM:
      Oh, this is so hard!
      (Barry remembers what the Pollen Jock offered him and he flies off)
      Heating, cooling,
      stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
      :
      humming, inspector number seven,
      lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
      :
      mite wrangler. Barry, what
      do you think I should... Barry?
      (Adam turns around and sees Barry flying away)
      :
      Barry!
      POLLEN JOCK:
      All right, we've got the sunflower patch
      in quadrant nine...
      ADAM:
      (Through phone)
      What happened to you?
      Where are you?
      BARRY:
      - I'm going out.
      ADAM:
      - Out? Out where?
      BARRY:
      - Out there.
      ADAM:
      - Oh, no!
      BARRY:
      I have to, before I go
      to work for the rest of my life.
      ADAM:
      You're gonna die! You're crazy!
      (Barry hangs up)
      Hello?
      POLLEN JOCK #2:
      Another call coming in.
      :
      If anyone's feeling brave,
      there's a Korean deli on 83rd
      :
      that gets their roses today.
      BARRY:
      Hey, guys.
      POLLEN JOCK #1 ==
      - Look at that.
      POLLEN JOCK #2:
      - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
      LOU LO DUVA:
      Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
      POLLEN JOCK #1:
      It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
      (Puts hand on Barry's shoulder)
      LOU LO DUVA:
      (To Barry) Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
      BEE WITH CLIPBOARD:
      (To Barry) Sign here, here. Just initial that.
      :
      - Thank you.
      LOU LO DUVA:
      - OK.
      :
      You got a rain advisory today,
      :
      and as you all know,
      bees cannot fly in rain.
      :
      So be careful. As always,
      watch your brooms,
      :
      hockey sticks, dogs,
      birds, bears and bats.
      :
      Also, I got a couple of reports
      of root beer being poured on us.
      :
      Murphy's in a home because of it,
      babbling like a cicada!
      BARRY:
      - That's awful.
      LOU LO DUVA:
      (Still talking through megaphone)
      - And a reminder for you rookies,
      :
      bee law number one,
      absolutely no talking to humans!
      :
      All right, launch positions!
      POLLEN JOCKS:
      (The Pollen Jocks run into formation)
      :
      Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
      buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
      LOU LU DUVA:
      Black and yellow!
      POLLEN JOCKS:
      Hello!
      POLLEN JOCK #1:
      (To Barry)You ready for this, hot shot?
      BARRY:
      Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
      POLLEN JOCK's:
      Wind, check.
      :
      - Antennae, check.
      - Nectar pack, check.
      :
      - Wings, check.
      - Stinger, check.
      BARRY:
      Scared out of my shorts, check.
      LOU LO DUVA:
      OK, ladies,
      :
      let's move it out!
      :
      Pound those petunias,
      you striped stem-suckers!
      :
      All of you, drain those flowers!
      (The pollen jocks fly out of the hive)
      BARRY:
      Wow! I'm out!
      :
      I can't believe I'm out!

    • @Theforestking89
      @Theforestking89 2 месяца назад

      Oh, boy.
      BARRY==
      She's so nice. And she's a florist!
      ADAM:
      Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
      BARRY:
      We're not dating.
      ADAM:
      You're flying outside the hive, talking
      to humans that attack our homes
      :
      with power washers and M-80s!
      That's one-eighth a stick of dynamite!
      BARRY:
      She saved my life!
      And she understands me.
      ADAM:
      This is over!
      BARRY:
      Eat this.
      (Barry gives Adam a piece of the crumb that he got from Vanessa. Adam eats
      it)
      ADAM:
      (Adam's tone changes)
      This is not over! What was that?
      BARRY:
      - They call it a crumb.
      ADAM:
      - It was so stingin' stripey!
      BARRY:
      And that's not what they eat.
      That's what falls off what they eat!
      :
      - You know what a Cinnabon is?
      ADAM:
      - No.
      (Adam opens a door behind him and he pulls Barry in)
      BARRY:
      It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
      ADAM:
      Be quiet!
      BARRY:
      They heat it up...
      ADAM:
      Sit down!
      (Adam forces Barry to sit down)
      BARRY:
      (Still rambling about Cinnabons)
      ...really hot!
      (Adam grabs Barry by the shoulders)
      ADAM:
      - Listen to me!
      :
      We are not them! We're us.
      There's us and there's them!
      BARRY==
      Yes, but who can deny
      the heart that is yearning?
      ADAM:
      There's no yearning.
      Stop yearning. Listen to me!
      :
      You have got to start thinking bee,
      my friend. Thinking bee!
      BARRY:
      - Thinking bee.
      WORKER BEE:
      - Thinking bee.
      WORKER BEES AND ADAM:
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      (Flash forward in time; Barry is laying on a raft in a pool full of honey.
      He is wearing sunglasses)
      JANET:
      There he is. He's in the pool.
      MARTIN:
      You know what your problem is, Barry?
      (Barry pulls down his sunglasses and he looks annoyed)
      BARRY:
      (Sarcastic)
      I gotta start thinking bee?
      JANET:
      How much longer will this go on?
      MARTIN:
      It's been three days!
      Why aren't you working?
      (Puts sunglasses back on)
      BARRY:
      I've got a lot of big life decisions
      to think about.
      MARTIN:
      What life? You have no life!
      You have no job. You're barely a bee!
      JANET:
      Would it kill you
      to make a little honey?
      (Barry rolls off the raft and sinks into the honey pool)
      :
      Barry, come out.
      Your father's talking to you.
      :
      Martin, would you talk to him?
      MARTIN:
      Barry, I'm talking to you!
      (Barry keeps sinking into the honey until he is suddenly in Central Park
      having a picnic with Vanessa)
      (Barry has a cup of honey and he clinks his glass with Vanessas. Suddenly a
      mosquito lands on Vanessa and she slaps it, killing it. They both gasp but
      then burst out laughing)
      VANESSA:
      You coming?
      (The camera pans over and Vanessa is climbing into a small yellow airplane)
      BARRY:
      Got everything?
      VANESSA:
      All set!
      BARRY:
      Go ahead. I'll catch up.
      (Vanessa lifts off and flies ahead)
      VANESSA:
      Don't be too long.
      (Barry catches up with Vanessa and he sticks out his arms like ana irplane.
      He rolls from side to side, and Vanessa copies him with the airplane)
      VANESSA:
      Watch this!
      (Barry stays back and watches as Vanessa draws a heart in the air using
      pink smoke from the plane, but on the last loop-the-loop she suddenly
      crashes into a mountain and the plane explodes. The destroyed plane falls
      into some rocks and explodes a second time)
      BARRY:
      Vanessa!
      (As Barry is yelling his mouth fills with honey and he wakes up,
      discovering that he was just day dreaming. He slowly sinks back into the
      honey pool)
      MARTIN:
      - We're still here.
      JANET:
      - I told you not to yell at him.
      :
      He doesn't respond to yelling!
      MARTIN:
      - Then why yell at me?
      JANET:
      - Because you don't listen!
      MARTIN:
      I'm not listening to this.
      BARRY:
      Sorry, I've gotta go.
      MARTIN:
      - Where are you going?
      BARRY:
      - I'm meeting a friend.
      JANET:
      A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
      BARRY:
      Bye.
      (Barry flies out the door and Martin shakes his head)
      :
      JANET==
      I just hope she's Bee-ish.
      (Fast forward in time and Barry is sitting on Vanessa's shoulder and she is
      closing up her shop)
      BARRY:
      They have a huge parade
      of flowers every year in Pasadena?
      VANESSA:
      To be in the Tournament of Roses,
      that's every florist's dream!
      :
      Up on a float, surrounded
      by flowers, crowds cheering.
      BARRY:
      A tournament. Do the roses
      compete in athletic events?
      VANESSA:
      No. All right, I've got one.
      How come you don't fly everywhere?
      BARRY:
      It's exhausting. Why don't you
      run everywhere? It's faster.
      VANESSA:
      Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
      All right, your turn.
      BARRY:
      TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
      That's insane!
      VANESSA:
      You don't have that?
      BARRY:
      We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
      It's a horrible, horrible disease.
      VANESSA:
      Oh, my.
      (A human walks by and Barry narrowly avoids him)
      PASSERBY:
      Dumb bees!
      VANESSA:
      You must want to sting all those jerks.
      BARRY:
      We try not to sting.
      It's usually fatal for us.
      VANESSA:
      So you have to watch your temper
      (They walk into a store)
      BARRY:
      Very carefully.
      You kick a wall, take a walk,
      :
      write an angry letter and throw it out.
      Work through it like any emotion:
      :
      Anger, jealousy, lust.
      (Suddenly an employee(Hector) hits Barry off of Vanessa's shoulder. Hector
      thinks he's saving Vanessa)
      VANESSA:
      (To Barry)
      Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
      (Barry is getting up off the floor)
      BARRY:
      Yeah.
      VANESSA:
      (To Hector)
      - What is wrong with you?!
      HECTOR:
      (Confused)
      - It's a bug.
      VANESSA:
      He's not bothering anybody.
      Get out of here, you creep!
      (Vanessa hits Hector across the face with the magazine he had and then hits
      him in the head. Hector backs away covering his head)
      Barry:
      What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
      (Vanessa sets Barry back on her shoulder)
      VANESSA:
      Yeah, it was. How did you know?
      BARRY:
      It felt like about 10 pages.
      Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
      VANESSA:
      You've really got that
      down to a science.
      BARRY:
      - Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
      VANESSA:
      - I'll bet.
      (Barry looks to his right and notices there is honey for sale in the aisle)
      BARRY:
      What in the name
      of Mighty Hercules is this?
      (Barry looks at all the brands of honey, shocked)
      How did this get here?
      Cute Bee, Golden Blossom,
      :
      Ray Liotta Private Select?
      (Barry puts his hands up and slowly turns around, a look of disgust on his
      face)
      VANESSA:
      - Is he that actor?
      BARRY:
      - I never heard of him.
      :
      - Why is this here?
      VANESSA:
      - For people. We eat it.
      BARRY:
      You don't have
      enough food of your own?!
      (Hector looks back and notices that Vanessa is talking to Barry)
      VANESSA:
      - Well, yes.
      BARRY:
      - How do you get it?
      VANESSA:
      - Bees make it.
      BARRY:
      - I know who makes it!
      :
      And it's hard to make it!
      :
      There's heating, cooling, stirring.
      You need a whole Krelman thing!
      VANESSA:
      - It's organic.
      BARRY:
      - It's our-ganic!
      VANESSA:
      It's just honey, Barry.
      BARRY:
      Just what?!
      :
      Bees don't know about this!
      This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
      :
      You've taken our homes, schools,
      hospitals! This is all we have!
      :
      And it's on sale?!
      I'm getting to the bottom of this.
      :
      I'm getting to the bottom
      of all of this!
      (Flash forward in time; Barry paints his face with black strikes like a
      soldier and sneaks into the storage section of the store)
      (Two men, including Hector, are loading boxes into some trucks)
      :
      SUPERMARKET EMPLOYEE==
      Hey, Hector.
      :
      - You almost done?
      HECTOR:
      - Almost.
      (Barry takes a step to peak around the corner)
      (Whispering)
      He is here. I sense it.
      :
      Well, I guess I'll go home now
      (Hector pretends to walk away by walking in place and speaking loudly)
      :
      and just leave this nice honey out,
      with no one around.
      BARRY:
      You're busted, box boy!
      HECTOR:
      I knew I heard something!
      So you can talk!
      BARRY:
      I can talk.
      And now you'll start talking!
      :
      Where you getting the sweet stuff?
      Who's your supplier?
      HECTOR:
      I don't understand.
      I thought we were friends.
      :
      The last thing we want
      to do is upset bees!
      (Hector takes a thumbtack out of the board behind him and sword-fights
      Barry. Barry is using his stinger like a sword)
      :
      You're too late! It's ours now!
      BARRY:
      You, sir, have crossed
      the wrong sword!
      HECTOR:
      You, sir, will be lunch
      for my iguana, Ignacio!
      (Barry hits the thumbtack out of Hectors hand and Hector surrenders)
      Barry:
      Where is the honey coming from?
      :
      Tell me where!
      HECTOR:
      (Pointing to leaving truck)
      Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
      (Barry chases after the truck but it is getting away. He flies onto a
      bicyclists' backpack and he catches up to the truck)
      CAR DRIVER:
      (To bicyclist)
      Crazy person!
      (Barry flies off and lands on the windshield of the Honey farms truck.
      Barry looks around and sees dead bugs splattered everywhere)
      BARRY:
      What horrible thing has happened here?
      :
      These faces, they never knew
      what hit them. And now
      :
      they're on the road to nowhere!
      (Barry hears a sudden whisper)
      (Barry looks up and sees Mooseblood, a mosquito playing dead)
      MOOSEBLOOD:
      Just keep still.
      BARRY:
      What? You're not dead?
      MOOSEBLOOD:
      Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
      that moves. Where you headed?
      BARRY:
      To Honey Farms.
      I am onto something huge here.
      MOOSEBLOOD:
      I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
      crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
      ANOTHER BUG PLAYING DEAD:
      I'm going to Tacoma.
      (Barry looks at another bug)
      BARRY:
      - And you?
      MOOSEBLOOD:
      - He really is dead.
      BARRY:
      All right.
      (Another bug hits the windshield and the drivers notice. They activate the
      windshield wipers)
      MOOSEBLOOD==
      Uh-oh!
      (The windshield wipers are slowly sliding over the dead bugs and wiping
      them off)
      BARRY:
      - What is that?!
      MOOSEBLOOD:
      - Oh, no!
      :
      - A wiper! Triple blade!
      BARRY:
      - Triple blade?
      MOOSEBLOOD:
      Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
      (Mooseblood and Barry grab onto the wiper and they hold on as it wipes the
      windshield)
      Why does everything have
      to be so doggone clean?!
      :
      How much do you people need to see?!
      (Bangs on windshield)

    • @Theforestking89
      @Theforestking89 2 месяца назад

      Andfor your information, I like honey MADE BY MAN

  • @von186
    @von186 24 дня назад

    nick's favorite hobby is throwing

  • @thomasmogford6095
    @thomasmogford6095 2 месяца назад

    I still can't believe that Nick let Eevee pick Daisy

  • @Ianips-f1z
    @Ianips-f1z 2 месяца назад +1

    This is a certified sophist moment

  • @kianbrusselbach6106
    @kianbrusselbach6106 2 месяца назад +1

    Nick hating on Eevee specifically as per usual

  • @someoneonyt7574
    @someoneonyt7574 2 месяца назад +1

    Crazy how this is listed as ‘Garfield cart’ lol

  • @yourgoodolunclejoe2894
    @yourgoodolunclejoe2894 2 месяца назад +20

    Mid twenties grown ass men simping for a fictional character from a kids franchise 😭

    • @Niga_Cheese
      @Niga_Cheese 2 месяца назад +1

      Sophist spends his spare time licking Daisy’s left foot. Nick licks the right

    • @authorbat5562
      @authorbat5562 2 месяца назад +3

      Loneliness is a deadly disease

    • @SolarBoy204
      @SolarBoy204 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@authorbat5562Nick has a girlfriend,and he is the biggest Daisy simp.

    • @cailieisidro5758
      @cailieisidro5758 2 месяца назад

      Very gooner of them but still not as worse as a forty something year old men lusting for teen anime girls with their body pillows

    • @authorbat5562
      @authorbat5562 2 месяца назад

      @@SolarBoy204 oh

  • @N_DAnimationEnthusiast
    @N_DAnimationEnthusiast 2 месяца назад

    This won’t end well…..and I’m all here for it.
    Edit: 2:35 They didn’t know about this?

  • @Regunes
    @Regunes 2 месяца назад

    Modded double dash, now that's fire

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 2 месяца назад

    Glad to see double dash content

  • @meatballmaster5281
    @meatballmaster5281 2 месяца назад +2

    Nick absolutely RUINED your birthday. I believe that you should cut all contact with him and tell him that he’s bad at video games.

  • @Missy_Lib
    @Missy_Lib 2 месяца назад +1

    Happy belated birthday! 🎉 🎉

  • @Magic_Ice
    @Magic_Ice 2 месяца назад

    Double Dash extended is a really cool mod but I didn’t know Plus existed. I’ll have to check this out someday.

  • @Jay-Station
    @Jay-Station 2 месяца назад

    This is proof that Double Dash is one of the best Mario Kart games

  • @Michaelm25
    @Michaelm25 2 месяца назад

    No way we’re in a timeline we were Noah gets a sponsorship from Gamers subs, but here we are