A Texas rancher was visiting the Pennington spread. Boedy was so proud of his land and showed the rancher every feature, nook and cranny. The Texan thought about how little land there was and with a demeaning tone asked, "Is this all your land?" "Yes, sir", said Boedy proudly. "It is all mine." "Well, son", drawled the rancher looking at Boedy's motorcycle, "back home I'd get on my motorcycle well before dawn and ride all day until sunset and I'd only be halfway across my land." "Oh yes," replied Boedy laughing at the Texan. "Back when I was a young'un I had a motorcycle like that too!"
Ok here’s my joke! The young wrestler was going into the ring with the champ. His coach tells him, whatever you do don’t let him put you in the pretzel hold no one has ever escaped from it! The wrestler says OK coach I’ll try. The bell rings and as soon as they meet in the center of the ring the champ gets the young wrestler in the pretzel hold! His coach says I can’t watch and covers his eyes. The next thing he hears is the count of ten and when he looks up the young wrestler has won the match! Afterwards the coach asks him, what happened you were in the pretzel hold and the next moment you won? The wrestler says coach He got me in the pretzel hold and I looked up and saw the biggest pair of balls I’ve ever seen in my entire life! Coach you wont believe what you can do when you bite your own balls!!! Just found your page Brody, keep it up. Good entertainment!
I’m just getting over a COVID illness, it was mild in my case. This one just crossed my mind. Did you hear Chuck Norris got exposed to COVID? COVID had to be put in quarantine for 14 days. Happy Birthday!
Hope you can understand! Sägt ein Holzfäller, aus Versehen seinem Kumpel ein Bein ab. Sagt der Kumpel : „Wenn du das nochmal machst, trete ich dir in den Hintern.“ Greetings from Germany! I am a great fan of yours and would be happy to give the 08 a place in its home country next to my 032!
An old Logger was out cuttin timber and he cut his leg bad with his saw so he got himself to his crew truck and drove himself to the hospital, doctor says well we gotta numb the area around the cut, the Ole logger says no sir I don't need any novicane I've only felt real pain twice in my life get to stitchin I got work to do. About half way through stitching him up the doctor says are you sure you don't want to numb it the shock is gonna wear off, logger says nope I told you I have only felt real pain twice in my life, doctor says okay and finishes stitching him up and says okay you gotta tell me the two times you have felt real pain, logger says well one day I was out cuttin and had to take a crap hung my butt over a log and a bear trap slapped up around my testicles doctor says eeeeeew what was the second time, logger says when I hit the end of the 50 foot chain. Great saw man those things take an auger for digging post holes also. 🌲❤🌲✊🪓
Is a cool saw, little dangerous with no hand guard. That's how the Husqvarna guy lost his fingers. I think his name is William from what I remember you called him Bill or Billy I think👍🆙BigGuy
Last week I went in for my annual checkup at my doctors office. when we got to the uncomfortable part of the exam where the doctor checks your prostate, he surprised me by pulling out a big leaf of lettuce!! I couldn't explain it I didn't know what to say!! He said hold on that's just the tip of the iceberg!!
It has been a REALLY crazy and stressful day. I was unable to get a video response together, but here it is in writing...You WIN! I literally spent about 2 whole minutes imagining a really fat and round knight being introduced to the court, "Your Majesty, I give you...Sir Cumference!" I'll likely do a video tomorrow announcing who one. Email me your address and I'll get your saw to you first thing on Monday. As long as you are in the states, I'll pay for it all. Pennington2002@gmail.com
One day i was walking to my grandpas house and on the edge of the pasture on the way there i notice little brown like hills and i cldnt help but stop and inspect....they were amazingly lil round balls....so i hurried to grandpas house out of breath and asked him what the little piles of balls were on the side of the road...he jus laughed and said....u really dnt know what those are? I said no...what r they? He said boy....those r smart pills!!! So with that bein said... i visited for a bit and b4 leaving i got a sandwhich bag....i stopped and filled that thing up....the next morning as i was gettin ready for school i decided i was taken the bag with me...to share with my friends... there was plenty...and i knew where to get more....i tld my buddies and they were all excited so we all at recess got a hand full each....and OMG.....WE ALL SPIT AND GAGGED...as soon as the 3:00 bell went off....i ran to grandpas house....he was n the yard...i hollered at him as i run up there....i began tellin him the story of the pills and my buddies....he laughed and laughed....he asked how they tasted and if they worked.....i tld him idk if they worked or not but they taste like crap!!! He looked me dead in the eyes and said.....see there boy.....ur gettin smarter allready!!!!!!!
A farmer and his wife were having lunch one day. About half way through, the wife reels off and slaps him in the face. "Whats that for" asked the farmer. His wife replies "thats for having a small ****". Then they continue their lunch. After they finish up, the wife walked past the farmer at the table. He kicks out his leg and trips the wife." Whats that for?" Asked the wife. The farmer replies" thats for knowing the difference". Happy birthday man.
What happens when an amateur tells a tree guy about a tree he's taking down and shows him pictures? Every single one says "you should get a professional." Not a joke, and not funny but I'm dead inside so that's all I got. 😆
A coal miner in Kentucky went into work one morning and all his friends said “what’s wrong man you sure is looking bad” he responded “but I feels good!” This continued on all day. At day’s end he decided to go see the local so called doctor. He walks in and says “Doc, errbody says I looks bad, but I feels good!” Doc says “hmmm, lets me look,”pulling down a big medical book. He starts flipping pages, “looks bad, feels bad, dats not you,”flips more and “looks good, feels good, dats not you!” Flipping more pages”aaah looks bad feels good, dats you…you’s a vagina!!!”
A little boy is sitting on a street corner has a old bath tub , a huge pile of chicken manure and a 55 gallon of water. This little old man stops and asks the little boy what he's doing. The little boy puts 2 scoops of chicken manure in the bath tub adds 2 gallons of water starts stirring it up the little old man says what are doing? He says mixing chicken shit and water, Little old man says what are you making? The little boy say an old man. The little old man storms off and tells a nun what happened she says I'll go check it out. She walks down to the corner see the little boy asks him what he's doing. He says just a second puts in 3 scoops of chicken manure and 3 gallons of water and starts stirring it up. She says what are you doing? mixing chicken shit and water . She says what are you making? He says Nuns. She storms off and goes and tells the priest He tells her I'll go check it out. So he goes down to the corner and asks the little boy what he is doing. The little boy says just a second and puts in 4 scoops of chicken manure and 4 gallons of water and starts stirring it, The Priest says what are you doing? The little boy says mixing chicken shit and water. The Priest says what are you making? The little boy says Priests. The priest storms off and goes and tells a police officer about the situation and says I want you to go down there and do something about it. The officer says no problem I'll take care of it; so he walks down to the corner walks up asks the little boy what are you doing? The little boy says just a second puts all the rest of the chicken manure and all of the water in starts stirring and says I'm mixing chicken shit and water. The officer says if you tell me your making a Policeman I'm going to have to arrest you. The little boy says oh no I'm not making a Policeman, The officer says why not? The little boy says not enough chicken shit.
My brother tried to post but didn't seem to show up so I'll try for him "John sred, "Mr. Beaird is still Mcculloghing, I think he should go take his Husky, Poulan some boots and go Home; lite before I yell and my screams Echo in his ears from the Disstonance. Mind you he can't help it because his Partner is just a Craftsman from Pioneering stock. Hope you got the references to Jonsered, Poulan, Stihl, Mcculloch, Husqvarna, Echo, Disston, Partner, Craftsman, Homelite and Pioneer." That's what my brother came up with. He is a subscriber too- Hansen DeBoer Check out his channel!
"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
All my chainsaws broke last night...
I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre.
I'll walk my self out now...
The seal walks into a bar, Bartender: "what do you want?" Seal: Anything but a Canadian Club.
If my grandmother knew how much I spent on her funeral, she would be rolling in her ditch.
A Texas rancher was visiting the Pennington spread. Boedy was so proud of his land and showed the rancher every feature, nook and cranny. The Texan thought about how little land there was and with a demeaning tone asked, "Is this all your land?" "Yes, sir", said Boedy proudly. "It is all mine." "Well, son", drawled the rancher looking at Boedy's motorcycle, "back home I'd get on my motorcycle well before dawn and ride all day until sunset and I'd only be halfway across my land." "Oh yes," replied Boedy laughing at the Texan. "Back when I was a young'un I had a motorcycle like that too!"
Ok here’s my joke!
The young wrestler was going into the ring with the champ. His coach tells him, whatever you do don’t let him put you in the pretzel hold no one has ever escaped from it! The wrestler says OK coach I’ll try. The bell rings and as soon as they meet in the center of the ring the champ gets the young wrestler in the pretzel hold! His coach says I can’t watch and covers his eyes. The next thing he hears is the count of ten and when he looks up the young wrestler has won the match! Afterwards the coach asks him, what happened you were in the pretzel hold and the next moment you won? The wrestler says coach He got me in the pretzel hold and I looked up and saw the biggest pair of balls I’ve ever seen in my entire life! Coach you wont believe what you can do when you bite your own balls!!!
Just found your page Brody, keep it up. Good entertainment!
Cool saw..good luck to all the joke tellers🤙🏻
I’m just getting over a COVID illness, it was mild in my case. This one just crossed my mind.
Did you hear Chuck Norris got exposed to COVID? COVID had to be put in quarantine for 14 days.
Happy Birthday!
The funniest joke is you have lumber jack in your name lol just kidding I love your Channel
Best joke...you ready....
Joe Biden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you can understand! Sägt ein Holzfäller, aus Versehen seinem Kumpel ein Bein ab. Sagt der Kumpel : „Wenn du das nochmal machst, trete ich dir in den Hintern.“ Greetings from Germany! I am a great fan of yours and would be happy to give the 08 a place in its home country next to my 032!
An old Logger was out cuttin timber and he cut his leg bad with his saw so he got himself to his crew truck and drove himself to the hospital, doctor says well we gotta numb the area around the cut, the Ole logger says no sir I don't need any novicane I've only felt real pain twice in my life get to stitchin I got work to do. About half way through stitching him up the doctor says are you sure you don't want to numb it the shock is gonna wear off, logger says nope I told you I have only felt real pain twice in my life, doctor says okay and finishes stitching him up and says okay you gotta tell me the two times you have felt real pain, logger says well one day I was out cuttin and had to take a crap hung my butt over a log and a bear trap slapped up around my testicles doctor says eeeeeew what was the second time, logger says when I hit the end of the 50 foot chain. Great saw man those things take an auger for digging post holes also. 🌲❤🌲✊🪓
🤣🤣🤣😆..ouch
@@Aaron_A_Lynch hahahahhahaa yeah buddy makes a guy cringe hey. 🌲❤🌲✊🪓
What do ya call a nympho mechanic with a choking fetish?
Vise grip
I love this channel..it's coming right along
Is a cool saw, little dangerous with no hand guard. That's how the Husqvarna guy lost his fingers. I think his name is William from what I remember you called him Bill or Billy I think👍🆙BigGuy
Last week I went in for my annual checkup at my doctors office. when we got to the uncomfortable part of the exam where the doctor checks your prostate, he surprised me by pulling out a big leaf of lettuce!! I couldn't explain it I didn't know what to say!! He said hold on that's just the tip of the iceberg!!
Do you know why they install fencing around graveyards?
Cause’ people are dying to get in!
-I’m here all week😎 Sub’d!
Confucius say one who fly upside down have crack up
Yeah them old stihls had a BIG mount bar, and then a BIIIIIIIIIIG mount bar that fit like 4 models lol.
That is so cool how it comes apart
I also do not yet have a top handle .
This is my favorite joke.
Which knight came up with the round table....
Sir Cumference.
It has been a REALLY crazy and stressful day. I was unable to get a video response together, but here it is in writing...You WIN! I literally spent about 2 whole minutes imagining a really fat and round knight being introduced to the court, "Your Majesty, I give you...Sir Cumference!" I'll likely do a video tomorrow announcing who one. Email me your address and I'll get your saw to you first thing on Monday. As long as you are in the states, I'll pay for it all. Pennington2002@gmail.com
@@novicelumberjack lmao this is the first time I've ever won anything , this is awesome I'm in NY lol
Congratulations
@@evi1dav3 thanks man , my brother and I are gonna go halves on having it ported and we're gonna turn into the Lil asskicker
How do you identify a dogwood?
You can tell by the bark.
Yeah I know pretty lame 😁
Great videos I look forward to them.
What did the lumberjack yell when the tree bent but didn't fall?
Limber!!!
What do you call a dirty knobby hemlock saw log? …….
Hemorrhoid, ha ha best I could think of.
One day i was walking to my grandpas house and on the edge of the pasture on the way there i notice little brown like hills and i cldnt help but stop and inspect....they were amazingly lil round balls....so i hurried to grandpas house out of breath and asked him what the little piles of balls were on the side of the road...he jus laughed and said....u really dnt know what those are? I said no...what r they? He said boy....those r smart pills!!! So with that bein said... i visited for a bit and b4 leaving i got a sandwhich bag....i stopped and filled that thing up....the next morning as i was gettin ready for school i decided i was taken the bag with me...to share with my friends... there was plenty...and i knew where to get more....i tld my buddies and they were all excited so we all at recess got a hand full each....and OMG.....WE ALL SPIT AND GAGGED...as soon as the 3:00 bell went off....i ran to grandpas house....he was n the yard...i hollered at him as i run up there....i began tellin him the story of the pills and my buddies....he laughed and laughed....he asked how they tasted and if they worked.....i tld him idk if they worked or not but they taste like crap!!! He looked me dead in the eyes and said.....see there boy.....ur gettin smarter allready!!!!!!!
A farmer and his wife were having lunch one day. About half way through, the wife reels off and slaps him in the face. "Whats that for" asked the farmer. His wife replies "thats for having a small ****". Then they continue their lunch. After they finish up, the wife walked past the farmer at the table. He kicks out his leg and trips the wife." Whats that for?" Asked the wife.
The farmer replies" thats for knowing the difference". Happy birthday man.
What happens when an amateur tells a tree guy about a tree he's taking down and shows him pictures?
Every single one says "you should get a professional."
Not a joke, and not funny but I'm dead inside so that's all I got. 😆
Happy Birthday ! ! !
The past, present and future walked into a bar...it was tense.
why wasnt jesus christ born in mexico? they couldnt find three wise men and a virgin
A coal miner in Kentucky went into work one morning and all his friends said “what’s wrong man you sure is looking bad” he responded “but I feels good!” This continued on all day. At day’s end he decided to go see the local so called doctor. He walks in and says “Doc, errbody says I looks bad, but I feels good!” Doc says “hmmm, lets me look,”pulling down a big medical book. He starts flipping pages, “looks bad, feels bad, dats not you,”flips more and “looks good, feels good, dats not you!” Flipping more pages”aaah looks bad feels good, dats you…you’s a vagina!!!”
How do you drown a hipster?
Throw him in the mainstream.
A little boy is sitting on a street corner has a old bath tub , a huge pile of chicken manure and a 55 gallon of water. This little old man stops and asks the little boy what he's doing. The little boy puts 2 scoops of chicken manure in the bath tub adds 2 gallons of water starts stirring it up the little old man says what are doing? He says mixing chicken shit and water, Little old man says what are you making? The little boy say an old man. The little old man storms off and tells a nun what happened she says I'll go check it out. She walks down to the corner see the little boy asks him what he's doing. He says just a second puts in 3 scoops of chicken manure and 3 gallons of water and starts stirring it up. She says what are you doing? mixing chicken shit and water . She says what are you making? He says Nuns. She storms off and goes and tells the priest He tells her I'll go check it out. So he goes down to the corner and asks the little boy what he is doing. The little boy says just a second and puts in 4 scoops of chicken manure and 4 gallons of water and starts stirring it, The Priest says what are you doing? The little boy says mixing chicken shit and water. The Priest says what are you making? The little boy says Priests. The priest storms off and goes and tells a police officer about the situation and says I want you to go down there and do something about it. The officer says no problem I'll take care of it; so he walks down to the corner walks up asks the little boy what are you doing? The little boy says just a second puts all the rest of the chicken manure and all of the water in starts stirring and says I'm mixing chicken shit and water. The officer says if you tell me your making a Policeman I'm going to have to arrest you. The little boy says oh no I'm not making a Policeman, The officer says why not? The little boy says not enough chicken shit.
My brother tried to post but didn't seem to show up so I'll try for him
"John sred, "Mr. Beaird is still Mcculloghing, I think he should go take his Husky, Poulan some boots and go Home; lite before I yell and my screams Echo in his ears from the Disstonance. Mind you he can't help it because his Partner is just a Craftsman from Pioneering stock.
Hope you got the references to Jonsered, Poulan, Stihl, Mcculloch, Husqvarna, Echo, Disston, Partner, Craftsman, Homelite and Pioneer."
That's what my brother came up with. He is a subscriber too- Hansen DeBoer
Check out his channel!
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What Did The Faller said when A Tree Fell on Him....
Nothing because he's Dead
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead, Now, why did the squrrel fall out of the tree ? becouse he was stapled to the monkey ..
Happy birthday bud
What Aaron said. Best of luck to everyone.
nar i all ready have one
What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common,,,,,,,,,,,,, they both have a wet nose
I have the best joke in over 245 years-----------JOE BIDEN