I assume because its not renewed, same in humans, once the lens has grown and the shark reaches a certain age the lens will contain the same carbon until it dies and decomposes.
Technically, a woman isn't fully developed enough until she's 25. A female can give birth between ages 12-24, but the optimum age for child birth is 25 and up.
@@ShmuelWerzberger I can't imagine that because the shark can think and feel if it couldn't it would be braindead and unable to hunt blind as stated in the video.
@GrandHunter595 Bats are still not blind. It’s an expression, it’s not supposed to be taken literally. Like for example “it’s raining cats and dogs”. Is it literally raining cats and dogs? No it’s not, it’s another way of saying it’s raining down hard.
@GrandHunter595No, it is true that they are not blind, but they can see and quite well just like us humans, but just as we do not see well in the dark neither do they, and because they use echolocation, but they are not blind, they see just as well as as we do.
The year this gorgeous shark was born: England colonised Barbados for the first time. A Dutch ship makes the first record of South Australia coastline. The last European Aoroch (a type of wild cow) is hunted to extinction in Poland. Amazing. Thank you for sharing, I feel so honoured to see her.❤❤❤
…and I had to swim UPHILL both ways to get a single plankton! You young whipper-snappers have it easy…just gobble up some micro plastics and you’re good. 🦈
Humorous but surviving to the iphone 15 isn't a big deal as apple is making new models like a "impoverished member of society" has kids to collect welfare checks
@@murderinc.hunting7686 Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz 1646 Sir Christopher wren 1632 Bartolomeo cristofori 1655 Rembrandt van Rijn 1606 I know these people
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz 1646 Jonathan swift 1667 Sir Christopher wren 1632 Bartolomeo cristofori 1655 Rembrandt van Rijn 1606 I know these people Before that Copernicus, Maurice of Nassau, Christine de pizan, Miguel Cervantes, Martin behaim Even before that Julius Caesar, boudica , Anthony of padau, Cicero, etc
This is basically similar to how they predict we will be after we finally come out with the anti-aging pill. The study I saw said even when such a pill is invented and we no longer die from old age, we will still be prone to diseases and accidents so on average we would at most live for around 9 thousand years before we either die from a freak accident or decide to off ourselves and most of that 9 thousand years will be spent carrying any number of diseases and debilitations we’ve accumulated throughout our lives.
The amount of scientific discovery, human development, and invention just to even figure out that this shark is in fact 400 years old. ALL that happened all while this same shark was just chilling below the waves.
Or they make it all up, suckers believe it and empty their wallets, and with absolutely no way to verify any of it the liars laugh all the way to the bank.
@@anonanim-9601 didn’t it say they used carbon dating? As far as I know, that’s pretty accurate. Even if it’s a bit inaccurate, it’s still only going to be “give or take a few years”. The point is that this shark is old as shit lol
@@TheUnfortunate0ne1sciences is always getting built up and broken down so unless u have a way of mathematically rounding up this sharks age then stop thinking and start listening.
@@wigman1962Elton John was knighted by the Queen of England in 1998 bud. Obviously doesn't carry the same weight, but there WERE and still ARE knights, knighted for achievements or service of the country
That 396 year old was 105 years old when George Washington was born, and she was STILL too young to go on any dates! Also, she was around 16 when Sir Issac Newton, the great physicist, was born.
The things that shark has lived through is amazing. It was just vibing around the ocean during the golden age of piracy, French revolution, both world wars and countless other historical moments.
Nahhh that’s literally a body horror concept right there!! Imagine you have multiple children going through puberty before they even pop outta your womb 😨 They better be paying hella rent! 💀
About 20 years ago, a whale was found to have a harpoon blade imbedded in its back that was over 200 years old. Meaning Bro survived a whale hunt 200 years prior. Even if he was a baby at the time, he lived at least 200 years. I wonder if they had to kill the whale to retreive the blade...
@@dutchmansmine9053If someone threw a 200 years old harpoon blade at whale hell even shark let alone whale in the modern day it won't have much impact on the skin as it would have in those days coz of all the rustiness and dullness on the blade.
@@FightingFury1234 It could if he sharpened it, or it was just well preserved. Anyway, my point is just because the harpoon is old doesn't necessarily mean the whale is old. People often use old weapons and whaling wasn't banned until about 1969, so it's possible someone threw it in there less than 100 years ago.
I don't think the shark would need a lure to catch fish, especially if it *_wasn't_* blind. So that's one hell of a crappy trade. I'd say that parasite is ripping these sharks off. I guess "kind of" were the key words in your statement lol.
This just scratches the surface. These sharks live in extremely cold waters and they have adopted large amounts of urea (the stuff that's in urin) as a de-frosting agent in their blood. This makes its meat toxic to humans. But worry not, because Icelanders found out that if you let it ferment you can eat it! Imagine how hungry some person must have been to discover that fact.
Imagine how 400 has old meat taste 😮😮 reminds me of when those scientists defrosted a wooly mammoth and decided to taste it...I was like YO WHY!!??... they did it was "earthy" 😂😂😂 I couldn't told em that!! it's been there for 100s of years of course it tastes like dirt!!! 😂😂😂
Why would you got that far out of your way to eat something horrible, I SERIOUSLY doubt the only food available was a shark in deep freezing water lol. This is one of those, they did it out of fucked up curiosity.
“Back in my day, there were none of these fancy submarines and metal-hull ships. I miss the good ol’ days when boats were only wooden. I could easily turn them over. Ah, those were the golden times.”
That are already dead because the lifespan or a greenland sharks are only about 400-500 years which is alot to us, humand but are just like... 50 years to them, lmao.
Plenty of people walking around seeing nothing, just saying ;-) More seriously, all of us live without seeing or sensing much of the things that can be sensed by some animals.
Beautiful when you think about it. All chaos that’s happened on land in that time and these guys just keep swimming totally oblivious to it. Makes you think what was it all about and was it even worth it.
@@user-kj8di3qf4zhe is correct not technically. I have sprung life into this world by spreading my blood when sick and i get cut or a nose bleed i spread my disease, and i have released 27 botflies from my body and when i was a kid i released mosquitoes from water flooded tanks in the back yard and took a note on them. 15k a week, almost 200k released by the time my parents killed them all.
Female Greenland sharks potentially have a gestation period of 8 to 18 years (Wow!!!) and can give birth to 200- 700 pups during their lifetime! They are incredibly slow movers- their “top speed” is just a bit over 1.6 mph. A very interesting creature!
@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 Thank you. My username is very frequently misinterpreted which I fully understand. So I put the explanation of it up in hopes that it would explain my reasoning behind it.
The shark was born in the Midst of *The Anglo-French War* , Which was a military conflict fought between the Kingdom of France and the Kingdom of England between 1627 and 1629. It mainly involved actions at sea. 😮😮😮
These sharks are deep sea. Meaning they mostly eat small fish and crustaceans and remains or other animals doubt they would eat or attack humans like other species. But if some pirate died in sea and his body sank to the depts sure they could be a good meal for these sharks @@AZ-rg3rf
@@H0LL0WHearteDthey also only live in cold waters near the arctic circle. Life is slower in such temperatures so 400 years for them will seem like how we perceive our average lifespan of 80 years roughly. The perception of time is relative
Nobody is saying anything about SKITO,dude is from the street and he's rugged,but at same time he has a conscience and a Good heart.Always giving out advices and not being sentimental about it. Everyone deserves such a friend. Many people are like that, their outwardness is frightening, people are scared of them but when you are privileged to come close you find out they're good people.
Actually sharks have a great range of lifespan: Great Whait and Tiger can reach 60-70 years. I don't know about Leuca and Mako, but I'm pretty sure they can live more than 30 years.
Big sharks usually can get very old. Some need to wait to reproduce for the first time for 30 years. You're probably only talking about the tiny shark species.
fun fact: the oldest animal we have ever discovered was a clam that lived to be about 500 years old. the sad thing is that the scientists that checked how old it was killed it in the process
@@ju87d-3stuka7 It was an ocean quahog. They're thought to have a maximum lifespan of from 300-500 years or more. It was named Ming because it was born in the Ming dynasty.
@@Jerry-yr1enhe has not seen the amazing strides that humanity has made, other than our ability to travel across oceans much more efficiently and safely when it sees our boats, but it has no idea what the hell it is looking at because it's just a shark and it does not have a human brain that analyzes things
Tbh, Greenland Sharks dont actually hunt Because of their slow metabolism (what allows to live for a hella of a long time) and slow moving They scavenge more than anything, rather than actually hunt. Fun fact: They can even scavenge food that are not from the water, like reindeers or maybe even human bodies
I was curious too - more because of how dangerous the ocean is - how do they live so long? The answer: they’re WAY down deep, they’re in freezing cold water, and they don’t need as much food cuz they move super slow with super low metabolism.
@@hazbaloo Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz 1646 Jonathan swift 1667 Sir Christopher wren 1632 Bartolomeo cristofori 1655 Rembrandt van Rijn 1606 I know these people
Greenland Shark: Please kid, I’ve got eyeball parasites older than you.
Like, I am curious how they thought to extract lens material from these sharks..?Or how they did that?
@@jwlee7230I was wondering that too
@@jwlee7230 with a dead specimen
@@REMPLACEMENT-TV-2 Which (assuming that is true) begs the question:
How'd they get the dead body of a huge wild animal which lives deep underwater?
I assume because its not renewed, same in humans, once the lens has grown and the shark reaches a certain age the lens will contain the same carbon until it dies and decomposes.
Looks great for 396. Wouldn't have guessed a day over 315.
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@@gaetano-b It's down to a regular intake of fish oil.....
This shark has a longer history than the USA.
Hahaha😂😂
yea and even blind hes not stupid like americans destroying their own country.
@@behemoth5344doubtful. The sharks gotta eat
@@NateS917 less than Murica tho
@@behemoth5344 gotta think of better
156 years of patience 💀
Yeah but is it bad tho?
@Dreadhead942 they need justice!😂
Cringe
imagine if that were for normal girls
156 years of edging
Imagine being considered a minor until 156 years on earth..
That's like BG3 elf lore, where they don't reach full maturity until around 100 years old
😂😂😂
Hahaha the asari in mass effect are stranger
Technically, a woman isn't fully developed enough until she's 25. A female can give birth between ages 12-24, but the optimum age for child birth is 25 and up.
Sounds like an OC I have. When she was in her 40's she was considered a small child.
Imagine how bored you would be swimming around in the dark for 400 years
Now imagine you can't imagine. Or think. Or feel. You wouldn't be bored at all
@@ShmuelWerzberger I can't imagine that because the shark can think and feel if it couldn't it would be braindead and unable to hunt blind as stated in the video.
No ones told sharks about boredom yet, I’m sure they re just getting on with their shark activities.
@@Samual_33you ever heard of instinct? I swear man, sometimes it feels like the internet is full of actual toddlers 😂
@@chiarosuburekeni9325 cool story 👍
The fact that it’s hunting skills aren’t affected by blindness is just badass
You ever heard of daredevil 💁🏾
The oceans version of a blind old Kung fu master
@GrandHunter595 But Bats aren’t blind?
@GrandHunter595 Bats are still not blind. It’s an expression, it’s not supposed to be taken literally. Like for example “it’s raining cats and dogs”. Is it literally raining cats and dogs? No it’s not, it’s another way of saying it’s raining down hard.
@GrandHunter595No, it is true that they are not blind, but they can see and quite well just like us humans, but just as we do not see well in the dark neither do they, and because they use echolocation, but they are not blind, they see just as well as as we do.
The year this gorgeous shark was born: England colonised Barbados for the first time.
A Dutch ship makes the first record of South Australia coastline.
The last European Aoroch (a type of wild cow) is hunted to extinction in Poland. Amazing. Thank you for sharing, I feel so honoured to see her.❤❤❤
Она в юности с Дейви Джонсом и Джеком Воробьëм общалась.
Shark: I'm so old the DEAD SEA was still just SICK when I was a teenager
Good try! Not bad.
That would be a perfect line for Rodney Dangerfield to deliver.
…and I had to swim UPHILL both ways to get a single plankton! You young whipper-snappers have it easy…just gobble up some micro plastics and you’re good. 🦈
Maddd!!!
@@pinlight97 😂
This animal is the definition of "I seen some shit, but I'm blind."
😂😂😂
*I've
@@89kilemal Oh boy, here comes the grammar police. Someone's not too bright on picking up spoken banter versus proper writing.
@@89kilemal Bro's going to fix the grammar on the Bible next.
"I don't give a shit if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyway."
Almost old enough to run for President.
Lol!!!
Nah he’d have to wait at least another 100 years before trying that.
Almost....🤣
Hahahaahahahaahaaaaa
At least the shark isn't a leech career "politician'.
Imagine living 400 years as a Greenland shark just to be reincarnated as another one.
Right after humans kill you just to find out how old you are.
Shark: "It was a slow life. But a simple one. Another few centuries of this would be nice."
Giant Tortoise: “I can live up to 250 years”
Greenland Shark: “Hold my eyeball parasite“
😂
-please?
@DubD615hduw r/wooosh
@DubD615hduw Not even the slightest bit of fun to be around 🤦♀️
😂😂😂😂
This shark can officially call anyone "kid" online and be right
Haha I love this comment 😂
He can also hit you with the "you got soft hands boy"
He can literally call sensist2011 “kid” and he’d be right
I am your 666th like
🤣🤣🤣 then humans will call this thing "it" despite its age.
Wow this shark was alive when Newton wrote Calculus
Dude literally I was about to comment this!
Holy shitttt man. That's crazy
@@ozymandias35”………….”, said that shark
You mean when Leibniz wrote calculus
@@KNR90Gottfried leibnitz and Issac Newton independently discovered calculus in the late 17th century.
This shark experienced the Tokugawa era in Japan in full swing until its total disappearance
"you read history, i felt history"
-greenland shark
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i am history
Change "felt" to "lived".
“……”
-Greenland Shark
Bro lived through classical music, the bubonic plague, the war of independence, both world wars and the iPhone 15. What a legend
Is the black pledge some sort of satanic initiation ritual?
I love how it ended with the IPHONE 15... lol
Too funny 😊
Humorous but surviving to the iphone 15 isn't a big deal as apple is making new models like a "impoverished member of society" has kids to collect welfare checks
Pledge? You mean plague?
What's the Black Pledge?
That shark was 105 when George Washington was BORN
Still a teenage 😂😂😂
@@murderinc.hunting7686 Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz 1646
Sir Christopher wren 1632
Bartolomeo cristofori 1655
Rembrandt van Rijn 1606
I know these people
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz 1646
Jonathan swift 1667
Sir Christopher wren 1632
Bartolomeo cristofori 1655
Rembrandt van Rijn 1606
I know these people
Before that Copernicus, Maurice of Nassau, Christine de pizan, Miguel Cervantes, Martin behaim
Even before that Julius Caesar, boudica , Anthony of padau, Cicero, etc
@@yusufyahye2532Fr 😭
@@MusicismoreImportant
Anthony of Padua
Portuguese priest
Those sharks in court be like: "She looked 156 years old to me"
Nah, the legal age of consent in 250 sir.
Imagine living 400 years with a parasite sucking on your eye.
This is basically similar to how they predict we will be after we finally come out with the anti-aging pill. The study I saw said even when such a pill is invented and we no longer die from old age, we will still be prone to diseases and accidents so on average we would at most live for around 9 thousand years before we either die from a freak accident or decide to off ourselves and most of that 9 thousand years will be spent carrying any number of diseases and debilitations we’ve accumulated throughout our lives.
@@PureYang0 At some point, death would probably become preferable.
@PureYang0 and I would still happily pay and give up almost everything I can and own (except family etc.) for that pill
@@SiiriCresseyImagine that. Life becomes so old for so long that it's just natural to one day end it all because you're finally tired of it lol
@@PANZERFAUST90 Tired of living perpetually low-level sick.
Shark: _"Hey girl wanna meet up?"_
Girl Shark: _"I'm only 100 years old"_
Chris Hansen: _"Have a seat"_
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Let us see what you 👀 got here to eat.
"We discovered the shark through carbon dating technology. But the only carbon this predator is dating... is the prison bars."
😂😂😂
Fucking iconic thank you
You know you're old when you can be radio carbon dated😂
Personal experience, huh? 😂
I’m getting there myself 😆
Kinda hard to believe
@@joannepazara3791I googled it, sure it true
I thought it was used only for fossils and trees
They reach sexual maturity at around 150 years old, and the gestation period is estimated to be between 8-18 years!
Time is relative. For mosquitos our lives are stupidly slow.
"Back in my day, there were no plastics in the ocean."
Surprised this comment is underrated. Lol. That is hard af
P.s.: replied here first. Na na na na na na. Pfpfpfpf. 🤪
Underrated comment right here
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THIS IS THE GREATEST ❗‼️✌🏻
Lol there was no plastic at all.
The amount of scientific discovery, human development, and invention just to even figure out that this shark is in fact 400 years old. ALL that happened all while this same shark was just chilling below the waves.
Or they make it all up, suckers believe it and empty their wallets, and with absolutely no way to verify any of it the liars laugh all the way to the bank.
And we aren’t even 100% it’s even correct 😂
I bet it's most likey inaccurate. But hey, 396 years sounds cool!
@@anonanim-9601 didn’t it say they used carbon dating? As far as I know, that’s pretty accurate.
Even if it’s a bit inaccurate, it’s still only going to be “give or take a few years”. The point is that this shark is old as shit lol
@@anonanim-9601Good thing you know better than the scientists, eh
Imagine waiting 156 years for your first kiss
Searching for this comment 😂😅😅
@@pratham4043what are you 13 ?
Stay Focus ^^
Yes I Am@@MypronounIsKing
Can you imagine graduating from college, retirement, from the workforce after 30 years of service and still a virgin. 🤯🤯
Human dads:
you’re only allowed to date when you’re 30!
Shark dads:
hold my fish…
Male shark: “wow she’s hot”
Other male shark: “bro she’s only 105 years old wtf is wrong with you”
💀
Grandpa Shark: "I'd tell you if she is hot, but this motherfucker has been attached to my eyelids since Napoleon".
overused
Yawn
oh crap sorry@@gpt-jcommentbot4759
My grandma survived WW1 and WW2
Shark: b*tch please
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"Been around before the USA became a country."
Yo ts gold🤣🤣
Imagine having a bug stuck to your eye for a few hundred years
Gad damn parasites, man.. 😂
I don't think that's how it works. The parasite would only live a very short life.
@@GG-vq6ro ok then a dead bug stuck to your eye
Hate when that happens.
Lots of possible comments to make about a shark this old, but yours made me lol 😂 Good one 👍
Spartan: "Aye, I've lost an eye. But I still got another one. I'm fit for battle."
Greenland Shark: "Puny humans."
"OFFICER, I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS JUST 110 YEARS OLD"
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Underrated lmaoo
"She looks like she's 200, EASY!" 😂
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This shark was born just 10 years after Shakespeare’s death.
That's honestly amazing.
A shark, a shark - my kingdom for a shark!
Sharkespeare
How would they know what year the shark was born? They don’t. It’s a guess and it’s most likely way off.
@@TheUnfortunate0ne1sciences is always getting built up and broken down so unless u have a way of mathematically rounding up this sharks age then stop thinking and start listening.
Omni-Man: "What will you have after five-hundred years!?"
Shark: "Just keep swimming."
"Sharks, dad. I'd have sharks."
GOLD
Good comment
Congrats!!! Looks great for being that old!!! We must protect our ocean animals ♥️♥️♥️
Crazy, that some of these sharks were born when knights wore armor and Castles were still used as military structures!
I think knights and castles had been rendered obsolete by 1627
@@turdfurgeson2032
That would be about 400 yrs ago, no?
There were no knights in 16, 17 centuary lol
@@wigman1962Elton John was knighted by the Queen of England in 1998 bud. Obviously doesn't carry the same weight, but there WERE and still ARE knights, knighted for achievements or service of the country
@@michaelthompson2474 I think we are talking about the armor wearing, sword swinging type of knights here
I need a boyfriend
Dad: wait for 150 years ☠️
156 😂😂😂😂
156 ☝️🤓
@@captainpricegaming4571that doesn't even make any sense
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"In my day, we had to swim 20 miles through ice water, storms, and gangs of Vikings just to get to school"
I laughed wayyy to hard at this comment 😂 lmao 🤣
Luxury...
Good one!!!❤❤ HILARIOUS!!!!!❤❤❤❤
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🙂
The Shark really said “I have seen everything”💀🙏
It’s always a parasite that ruin someone’s life
Yep, some men are like that.
@@sab4793Yup, some women are like that #equality
Ok ok relax y'all 😂😂
@@sab4793 Most women*
@@DaedalusHelios 😂😂😂
*Greenland shark:* i'm 396 years old!
*Narrator:* Greenland sharks can live to be up to 400 years old.
Greenland shark: oh shi-
but that´s wrong information they can live up to 512 years
Wha- 💀 @@leonmair2657
@@leonmair2657 so bro going outlived my whole family tree again😭
Lmao
That's literally Leo (the movie)'s entire plot
That’s one of the reasons they’re so endangered. Even wild specimens need to survive for multiple decades or centuries until they can reproduce
Story of my life❤
@@BrandonBiek😢
@@BrandonBiekyou can do this😢😢
@@BrandonBiekRight there with ya brother
So they're like me, except i ain't living anywhere close to that long./j
That 396 year old was 105 years old when George Washington was born, and she was STILL too young to go on any dates! Also, she was around 16 when Sir Issac Newton, the great physicist, was born.
Four centuries. Fascinating. The Ming Dynasty still existed during its lifetime.
Before Antonio vivaldi, Js Bach
Ottoman empire and Spanish empire then
Before Benjamin Franklin , after Maurice of Nassau
Napoleon wasn't even around yet, France was still a monarchy, Prussia didn't exist, the British Empire was still expanding, it's all so surreal.
Before "I can't believe its not butter"
@@domingofung what
This shark lived through george Washington, abraham lincon, 2 world wars, the cold war, the space race, and is still living in the same time as shaq
who
What about Queen Elizabeth
@@nixiontmasked you
Smooth
We never went to the moon lol
The things that shark has lived through is amazing. It was just vibing around the ocean during the golden age of piracy, French revolution, both world wars and countless other historical moments.
To them it's like nothing happened
Twin towers fell and they had not the slightest clue
Yeah I remember all these events well. I was born at the same time.
Yup. This shark witnesses all disgusting things humans can do.
"Humans are the worst on Earth" - Sharks
That Shark somehow survived the Native Americans.
Random fact: Although they have a parasite on their eye, Greenland sharks learned to use that parasite as a fishing lure to attract more fish. 💀
So its a symbiot!
@@W1KTORious It is in fact a symbiotic relationship.
All it'll take is your eye..
What a Chad
Stoic!
According to Wikipedia they can live up to 500 years, and the pups are between 8 and 18 years old when they are live born, in litters up to 10.
Wait, are they saying that the momma is pregnant for between 8-18 YEARS?!?
Damn!
Respect
Nahhh that’s literally a body horror concept right there!! Imagine you have multiple children going through puberty before they even pop outta your womb 😨 They better be paying hella rent! 💀
@bekahbabie These sharks don't hit puberty for much longer as they hit sexual maturity at 156 years old. Dod you watch the video?
@@Jake38nineits a fcking joke
@@Jake38nineits a fcking joke
About 20 years ago, a whale was found to have a harpoon blade imbedded in its back that was over 200 years old.
Meaning Bro survived a whale hunt 200 years prior. Even if he was a baby at the time, he lived at least 200 years.
I wonder if they had to kill the whale to retreive the blade...
Unless someone threw a 200 yr old harpoon into a much younger whale 21 years ago.
@@dutchmansmine9053If someone threw a 200 years old harpoon blade at whale hell even shark let alone whale in the modern day it won't have much impact on the skin as it would have in those days coz of all the rustiness and dullness on the blade.
@@FightingFury1234 It could if he sharpened it, or it was just well preserved. Anyway, my point is just because the harpoon is old doesn't necessarily mean the whale is old. People often use old weapons and whaling wasn't banned until about 1969, so it's possible someone threw it in there less than 100 years ago.
@@dutchmansmine9053 Japan us the only nation still hunting whales, and they use ballistic canons.
@@LisaLeBlanc-rr7tdim sure there are people of other nations still hunting them too, obviously not on the same scale as Japan. I think he has a point
Jake Paul's next opponent 😭🙏
:sob:
She survived both world wars and skibidi toilet, what a legend.
WHAT is " skibidi toilet"?
@@sandyjuntunen4088 it's js another new slang. Don't mind it
I don't think he even enlisted
GOAT 😂🤦🏻♀️😂
😂😂😂
Dad shark: "My ocean, my rules. And you'll obey them until you're at least 180 years old."
That parasite also acts as a lure to attract other fish, so it's kinda a symbiotic relationship
I don't think the shark would need a lure to catch fish, especially if it *_wasn't_* blind.
So that's one hell of a crappy trade. I'd say that parasite is ripping these sharks off.
I guess "kind of" were the key words in your statement lol.
so she's a friend?
@@avani5907kinda
@@avani5907why you assuming the parasite is a female?
Psudeo commensalism
Imagine living up to 400 years right before GTA VI comes out.
“That's illegal, mate. You know she's a minor, right?”
“I swear she said she was 156!”
I swear, she said she was 472!
She's 18
300th 👍
Hilarious 🥱🥱
This just scratches the surface. These sharks live in extremely cold waters and they have adopted large amounts of urea (the stuff that's in urin) as a de-frosting agent in their blood. This makes its meat toxic to humans. But worry not, because Icelanders found out that if you let it ferment you can eat it! Imagine how hungry some person must have been to discover that fact.
Imagine how 400 has old meat taste 😮😮 reminds me of when those scientists defrosted a wooly mammoth and decided to taste it...I was like YO WHY!!??... they did it was "earthy" 😂😂😂 I couldn't told em that!! it's been there for 100s of years of course it tastes like dirt!!! 😂😂😂
Fermented shark urine… yum
@@christinfranklin1333 so they could flex about eating exotic meat.
Even once it's not gonna poison you anymore, the stuff still reeks like nothing else.
Why would you got that far out of your way to eat something horrible, I SERIOUSLY doubt the only food available was a shark in deep freezing water lol. This is one of those, they did it out of fucked up curiosity.
“Back in my day, there were none of these fancy submarines and metal-hull ships. I miss the good ol’ days when boats were only wooden. I could easily turn them over. Ah, those were the golden times.”
Not ah... Aaarrrrrrrr 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Today, sharks are no longer hunted specifically. That used to be different in the past.
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But the future is much more interesting.
I'm a 20 year old virgin😢
Greenland sharks being virgins for 100 years:
This shark’s grandma lived before the year 1000 A.D. 👀🥇
396 + 2x 156 = 700 years, add or take.
No it didnt
@@tiemen9095 that's still the Middle Ages. Wtf
@@Barry.Age63it did
probably not considering this one's on the higher end of how old they get to, but it's great grandma probably did.
Shark: "If you think I'm old, you should meet my parents"
That are already dead because the lifespan or a greenland sharks are only about 400-500 years which is alot to us, humand but are just like... 50 years to them, lmao.
This Shark has been just swimming around since the renaissance. just swimming around, seeing nothing. What a life.
Plenty of people walking around seeing nothing, just saying ;-) More seriously, all of us live without seeing or sensing much of the things that can be sensed by some animals.
Renaissance was way before...
Nothing to see
These sharks painted the Sistine Chapel, then went back to chilling in the sea
Hahaha lmao
Most incredible, truely amazing leaves us in awe ❤❤❤❤❤
He is still waiting for GTA VI.
Still waiting for Half Life 3
I think GTA waits him
He is waiting for Half-Life 3 :D
It's still waiting for Frankenstein's army 2 lol 😂
@@РоманК-д1в Nice pun.
Beautiful when you think about it.
All chaos that’s happened on land in that time and these guys just keep swimming totally oblivious to it.
Makes you think what was it all about and was it even worth it.
It really wasn't worth it
Yeah, agree @@Moonotter1
Oh to be a Greenland shark obliviously swimming in the dark for 400 years
Considering we went from wooden huts to skyscrapers i guess it was worth it
Well it happened so there's nothing anyone can do about it anyways
The creature that literally lived through multiple generations.
You're technically correct, but you do understand a generation is only about 30 years correct? That is if you're talking about human generations.
@@user-kj8di3qf4z Well, I am technically correct.
@@user-kj8di3qf4zhe is correct not technically.
I have sprung life into this world by spreading my blood when sick and i get cut or a nose bleed i spread my disease, and i have released 27 botflies from my body and when i was a kid i released mosquitoes from water flooded tanks in the back yard and took a note on them. 15k a week, almost 200k released by the time my parents killed them all.
Multiple human generations, not Greenland shark ones lol
And he says to the younger sharks: "When I was your age I had to swim to school in the snow, uphill both ways!"
and this is why this is my favourite animal on earth. it’s epic and adorable!
Its crazy that shark was alive before dodo went extinct
Female Greenland sharks potentially have a gestation period of 8 to 18 years (Wow!!!) and can give birth to 200- 700 pups during their lifetime! They are incredibly slow movers- their “top speed” is just a bit over 1.6 mph. A very interesting creature!
I like the fact you explained the reason for your username in your channel's bio.
Is this one of the animals that lives really deep in the ocean, like Titanic wreckage resting place deep?
@@KKP7557 They are known to live in very deep and very, very cold waters. 7200 ft/2200 m.
@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 Thank you. My username is very frequently misinterpreted which I fully understand. So I put the explanation of it up in hopes that it would explain my reasoning behind it.
So basically, it’s the sloth of sharks
Bro got caught in 4k trying to meet a 129 year old girl💀🚔
To Catch A Predator (In 4K)
😂😂😂😂
In human years, 17 is fine.
😂😂😂
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Adult Shark: "Pipe down, kid."
Kid Shark: "I'm 120 and a half years old!"
Adult Shark: "Exactly 💯!"
The parasite on the eye is absolutely horrifying
I swear this shark is living through my biggest fear
I think it's adorable 🥰
the parasite also attract fishes and preys for the shark to eat/hunt, it's more of a symbiose relation ship if i remember correctly
Why is a politician living in a shark's eye?
@@Randy1337 u okay?
The shark was born in the Midst of
*The Anglo-French War* ,
Which was a military conflict fought between the Kingdom of France and the Kingdom of England between 1627 and 1629.
It mainly involved actions at sea. 😮😮😮
One of my french ancestor was prolly that shark's dad.
Let me guess? England won.
@@dalehood1846
Well, if you want to know the exact history, you gotta ask the senior shark. 🤣
Cool dude
😂😂😂@@World_of_Drama
These sharks were literally born during the golden age of piracy
probably ate some pirates too
These sharks are deep sea. Meaning they mostly eat small fish and crustaceans and remains or other animals doubt they would eat or attack humans like other species.
But if some pirate died in sea and his body sank to the depts sure they could be a good meal for these sharks @@AZ-rg3rf
joy boy probably had pet greenland sharks, whole family of em
@@H0LL0WHearteDthey also only live in cold waters near the arctic circle. Life is slower in such temperatures so 400 years for them will seem like how we perceive our average lifespan of 80 years roughly. The perception of time is relative
Or the danish intervention of the 30 years war
Wow, I'm mesmerized by your beauty 😍
My man looked like he lived every second of that 396 years.
But how can we do the same, like it says in Google they have very slow metabolism, can we do that with vitamins, testosterone with everything modern?
Thier blind but still live 500 years prob they stayed same area and didn’t move much
@@technoviking3266with advancements in technology they will probably find a way to extend our lifespans in the next 20 or 30 years
Male shark: "Wanna go out on a date?"
Female shark: "I'm only 150 years old"
Edit: A few month later the shark was arrested for being "Gillty" 🤪
but it's a _blind_ date though
Yes , i ask my father if it's possible to go for date.... but where is he ??? I can't find him....
Lmao 😂
She’s only 155 years old you sick f***!
They are one of my favourite weird animals for a reason.
I can't fathom something that's still living since 1627. That's absolutely off the chart.
Aside from trees, of course
@@jeffbenton6183yes I know tortoise can be 200 or so
Yes it is fascinating..there’s a mix of awe with must be good at hunting despite being blind!
This was well before the golden days of pirates. It was born not 4 decades after the Spanish armada.
Regarding the comments about Newton
It's older then both leibniz (1646)and Newton (1643)
Nobody is saying anything about SKITO,dude is from the street and he's rugged,but at same time he has a conscience and a Good heart.Always giving out advices and not being sentimental about it. Everyone deserves such a friend.
Many people are like that, their outwardness is frightening, people are scared of them but when you are privileged to come close you find out they're good people.
It's mind boggling. 400 500 years for a complex living animal.
Trees I can understand but not this. Nature never ceases to amaze me.
@@NikosNikos-dr7wv
They get way older bro
You might not believe @@NikosNikos-dr7wv, but it's true, look it up more articles
@NikosNikos-dr7wv The Immortal Jellyfish will definitely blow your mind!
@@NikosNikos-dr7wv 🤔
One word... Biden.
I find it so amusing how most sharks have a lifespan of 20-30 years but Greenland sharks are out here living for centuries for no reason whatsoever
Actually sharks have a great range of lifespan: Great Whait and Tiger can reach 60-70 years.
I don't know about Leuca and Mako, but I'm pretty sure they can live more than 30 years.
The cold water slows aging
Big sharks usually can get very old. Some need to wait to reproduce for the first time for 30 years. You're probably only talking about the tiny shark species.
They tell us anything 😂😂. How we gonna test it
And you live for 80 years give or take for no reason whatsoever.
fun fact: the oldest animal we have ever discovered was a clam that lived to be about 500 years old. the sad thing is that the scientists that checked how old it was killed it in the process
What was it?
Ironic.
@@ju87d-3stuka7 It was an ocean quahog. They're thought to have a maximum lifespan of from 300-500 years or more. It was named Ming because it was born in the Ming dynasty.
Isn't there a species of jellyfish that's immortal?
@@orgANGmo Theoretically.
Sharks can wait up to 156 years until mating meanwhile, a simple drake can’t wait 18
"What will you have for 500 years?!"
Those old geezer sharks
This made me giggle 🤭
Another that is interesting if you think about it is the shark is almost 500 years old it's great grandparents were around dearing the time of Christ.
@@tiffanygrever8092 yes bliss them
bro, you made my day XD
Do they still have teeth or do they go get dentures 😂
We live on an amazing planet. We should take good care of it.
Logan Paul would see this and then make a video of himself killing a Greenland shark to help promote his newest energy drink.
@@AV57screw that dude
Too late
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I totally agree 👍 👍👏👏👏💜🥁🐉🎤🎶💞
This guy was alive when the church banned Gallileo's book 💀
Wow… exactly my point 😂.. they were thinking that the sun goes around the earth..
@@MsHSpringfr Allah and Jesus are dumb
He’s seen what humanity’s done through the ages
@@MsHSpring Wonder what he thinks of it. Probably not much, he's never seen the sun.
@@Jerry-yr1enhe has not seen the amazing strides that humanity has made, other than our ability to travel across oceans much more efficiently and safely when it sees our boats, but it has no idea what the hell it is looking at because it's just a shark and it does not have a human brain that analyzes things
Tbh, Greenland Sharks dont actually hunt
Because of their slow metabolism (what allows to live for a hella of a long time) and slow moving
They scavenge more than anything, rather than actually hunt. Fun fact: They can even scavenge food that are not from the water, like reindeers or maybe even human bodies
The shark was here when Napoleon Bonaparte grandfather wasn't even born yet but still alive today 😮
"Back in my days, the boats didn't have motors"
His manager still expects him to show up to work every damn morning
"but officer she's only 155 years old..."
With those eyes we know he aint finding Nemo
Underrated
Underrated af
😂
to be able to sustain yourself with food regularly enough to survive that long is insane
The ocean is just an endless, giant buffet. It's not like there's a shortage of fish. lol It's not insane at all.
@redadamearth I don't see you diving into the water while blind,And catching all those fish.
@@PerfectCell.475 But do they smell their prey or how do they still hunt after going blind? Either way, they're impressive!
Imagine having to decide what to have for dinner every day for 396 years!
I was curious too - more because of how dangerous the ocean is - how do they live so long? The answer: they’re WAY down deep, they’re in freezing cold water, and they don’t need as much food cuz they move super slow with super low metabolism.
To put into perspective, this shark was born only 11 years after William Shakespeare died 😮
You mean William Sharkspear
@@NorthernStareno, Shakespeare is the correct spelling
@@omegastudios-minecraft1865 Bro missed the joke so bad 😭😭
@@alvinnj3455 huh, what was the joke?
Edit: my bad LOL, my brain read shark as shake
@@NorthernStare 😂😂😂
You’re telling me this shark has been alive since the start of the USA?
Bro survived 2 world Wars 🤯
Civil war as well...
Napoleonic wars as well.
@@ibie27 american revolution as well
Yugoslav war as well
Even the Thirty Years War. That's old
Shark: I'm 396 years old
Keith Richards: When I was your age..
Keith Richards is the only man who can outlive a shark that's 4 centuries old
@@hazbaloo Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz 1646
Jonathan swift 1667
Sir Christopher wren 1632
Bartolomeo cristofori 1655
Rembrandt van Rijn 1606
I know these people
Lol nice
Anthony of Padua
Portuguese priest
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"She said she was 157 yrs old!"
😂underrated comment LMAO
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Imagine beeing arrested for a crime and get sentenced with lifetime without parole