The fact that this “chat” entity never appears on his VR streams is just more proof that this whole streamer occupation is all just in poor Jeremy’s head
I hope when the apocalypse comes, jerma wanders the wasteland with googles he thinks is a VR headset rambling to the voices in his head he calls “chat”
And you may find yourself living in a streamer's room And you may find yourself in another part of Nevada And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a clown's automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful dog And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get here?"
Plot isn't holding up Canon isn't after us Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was, hey let's all *nudge* our timeline Here comes the *nudger*
The scene wasn't that bad, and not actually seeing it go into the eye wouldn't make it any worse. Could be bad in full dive VR, but then alot of things could be worse then.
23:45 Imagine you’re a heavily armored and armed soldier on patrol and out of no where some asshole just whips a shotgun around a corner and shoots you in the face just to say “who’s the big guy now?” Over your completely demolished face
its not often that we see jerma just totally immersed in a game (and its story), this video has done more to make me want vr than any ad or review for half life alyx
he understood that he died here, but he was confused because he does die in the original game. In context he's actually questioning how the game diverged from the other game, nothing went over his head.
The problem is that in half life 2 episode 2 Eli Vance dies. Half Life Alyx happens long before half life 2 ever occurs. So if Alyx actually saved Eli, then Jerma is confused because that should mean Eli never died in half life 2 episode 2 in the first place, since this saving occurred long before it, thus making his death in episode 2 not really make sense
STINKY1790 maybe the events of HL: Alyx didn't actually happen "before" HL2, but afterwards. G-man was never captured by the Combine in the past, so he went back in time to allow himself to get captured, putting in motion the events of HL: Alyx in an alternate universe. He says that Gordon was unable to complete the mission he was sent to do, which probably would've been shown in HL3 or even HL4 with Gordon betraying G-man in some way.
Dishonored might not be appropriate during the pandemic but Jerma should definitely play it. I have the feeling he will invest everything in the “summon rats” power and just spam rats at everything
@@ketsuakagi5646 what pandemic? Are you seriously saying you'd be offended by a video game about the plague, something you know nothing about and have no experience with? Wow.
And you may find yourself, living in a short streamer’s shack And you may find yourself, in another part of Nevada, And you may find yourself, behind the wheel of clown’s automobile And you find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful dog, and you may ask yourself, Well, how did I get here? Letting the streams go by Let the dumptruck hold me down Letting the streams go by Dumptruck no where to be found Into the glue again, after the debt is gone, Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found And you may ask yourself, "How do I play this?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is that clown’s automobile?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful dog" Letting the streams go by Let the dumptruck hold me down Letting the streams go by Dumptruck no where to be found Into the green again, after the debt is gone, Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was, Debt adding and debt removing There is debt at the bottom of his wallet Under the debt, carry the debt Remove the debt at the bottom of the ocean Debt adding and debt removing Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down Letting the days go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found Into the green again, until the debt is gone Under Jerma’s fat ass, there is debt here underground Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found Into the glue again after the debt is gone Once in a lifetime, chat is yelling at the clown You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "How much debt do I have left?" And you may tell yourself, "Double or nothing!” And you may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?" Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found Into the glue again, into the silent water Under the chat and pogs, there is some more debt underground Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found Into the glue again after the debt is gone Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was dont look where my hand was Chat isn't holding up, chat is still after us Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Letting the streams go by, same as it ever was Here a jerma comes, here comes the clown Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the streams go by) Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the streams go by) Once in a lifetime, let the debtors hold me down Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
At this point in the game he's been playing for several hours, and he still looks as confused and disoriented as if he just started playing. And I still watched till the end. Good Content
I love how this game isn't just a gimick. it uses the whole VR experience for super creative puzzles, combat and actually progresses the story. If I ever get a VR headset this is first on the list (maybe next to Superhot). It's not Half Life 3 but it certainly feels like a real Half Life game. Valve games are like giving people used to working with 90s era tech, using every single thing they've got, space age technology.
I heard that Jackbox is going to name the 9th party pack the Jerma Special, on account of how much money he earned them. It's going to be a little shorter than the rest but twice as nutty.
3:14 when I first got VR, I played vrchat for like 12 hours straight. When I woke up the next day, I sat upright on my bed, and started wiggling my thumb trying to move with a joystick
I woke up depressed by the fact that I have to be alive and do things and that this is my reality that I can't be asleep all the time. Thanks Jerma for the vids, they really help me.
I remember Ster saying that Jerma was just inherently funny which perfectly describes Jerma in general, man did a birdhouse stream and still it was funny
Jerma's reaction at the end was the same as mine the first time i saw it. fucking devastating that good games take so much time, but it makes the wait worth it
The fact that this “chat” entity never appears on his VR streams is just more proof that this whole streamer occupation is all just in poor Jeremy’s head
hey i think youre on to something
-2 someone already said this in a different video last week
@@mcchickennug alt account, nice try Jerma.
none of us are real
A fake man with a fake job entertaining a fake crowd. A true psychopath.
What a brilliant thumbnail
Same as it ever was
@@endig4501 same as it ever was
same as it ever was
Jerma animation when?
how’s it feel to know that you’ve influenced the social perception of gman?
I hope when the apocalypse comes, jerma wanders the wasteland with googles he thinks is a VR headset rambling to the voices in his head he calls “chat”
Nevermind, that’s just Jerma now
This was such a great story to witness with a satisfying ending
He's already doing that, can't you tell we're just in his head?
@@theshittiestposter6853 shh, don't let him know. Let him call "chat" in blissful ignorance.
@@ballerman.7534 *Tranquility Lane Flashbacks.*
And you may find yourself living in a streamer's room
And you may find yourself in another part of Nevada
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a clown's automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful dog
And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get here?"
Once in a lifetime
Same as it ever was
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
Same as it ever sus
Plot isn't holding up
Canon isn't after us
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, hey let's all *nudge* our timeline
Here comes the *nudger*
16:10 Jerma accidentally dodging a headcrab because he wanted to pick up a tv will never not be funny to me
looney tunes
Actual cartoon person
LOL, just slowly picking up the TV just on time to dodge the headcrab!
Mr Magoo
@@Name-ck9pv Mr.Mawho?
That sad little "noooo" at the end is the pain of an entire generation of gamers
@John Cena 😳
I haven't even played the half life and yet I still feel the pain 😅
I'm too young to have ever played Half life 2 but I felt it too I want to see Freeman
"I'm not a satanist!"
hard cut
"Dark lord..."
"I'm not a furry!"
1 second later
"Who cares?!"
several streams later
"You wait till I turn the camera on one day and I'm like in full cat-boy!"
How did I completely miss this part
"Dear Chaos Christ!"
@@rusduderus The future is now. We have gained a powerful ally.
@@kristoffersonsilverfox3923 NO
Is this the guy that held a mug ON STREAM?
Egomaniac streamer
Dude you don’t know the half of it. This self-righteous psychopath held a mug with HIS INITIAL ON IT
Same guy who died to the bone hydra on its last sliver of hitpoints on stream.
MUG moment
I can't believe this guy mugged someone live on Twitch.tv/jerma985. What a psycho!
Wow, didn't know that Alyx was set in the same universe as Tf2!
Yep, portal too
@@brugmajr870 It's the same world as Portal, TF2 is a bit far-fetched
Portal is set hundreds of years after Half-Life.
tf2 is set millennia after half life
@@bappojujubes981 yes portal 2 takes place years after half life BUT portal 1 takes place just as half life begins:)
Jerma Lore only 30 seconds in, Perfect.
My favorite scene in Harry Potter was when the grumpy British family annoyed the fully grown man lying in the Boa Constrictor pit
fully grown, but still not very tall
Holy shit imagine the Dead Space needle eye scene in VR that would be horrific, that’s fucked to suggest that.
It would be even worse if it incorporated eye tracking and you could see your eyes moving.
LINE THE NEEDLE UP TO YOUR OWN EYE FUCK YOU
DON’T STOP LOOKING AT THE NEEDLE
The scene wasn't that bad, and not actually seeing it go into the eye wouldn't make it any worse.
Could be bad in full dive VR, but then alot of things could be worse then.
That suggestion is FUCKED
31:51
Zombie: "Hey Jerma, can you guess what religious figure I'm imitating?"
Jerma: "31:55"
3:01 Why does he move like a muppet
23:45
Imagine you’re a heavily armored and armed soldier on patrol and out of no where some asshole just whips a shotgun around a corner and shoots you in the face just to say “who’s the big guy now?” Over your completely demolished face
literally tf2 scout
I love how he mentions the red candles and then immediately proceeds to stumble upon a red room to do the bit
“I would like a venom symbiote inside of me”
Me too, Jerma, me too
These intros really do get better and better
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Jerma turns on webcam to reveal himself wearing a big suit
Jerma wanted to make his head appear smaller, and the only way to do that was to make his body appear taller.
Like 6 sizes too big, with GIANT shoulder pads and his villain hair. And he doesn’t acknowledge it ever.
then he goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHO TOOK THE MONEYYYY
WHO TOOK THE MONEY AWAYYYYYYYYY
@@giwake at this point he would truly Stop Making Sense
ruclips.net/video/5FiOxC-zEkc/видео.html
its not often that we see jerma just totally immersed in a game (and its story), this video has done more to make me want vr than any ad or review for half life alyx
[saves Eli from dying]
"Wait.. doesn't Eli Vance die?"
He's not the brightest tool in the shed
he understood that he died here, but he was confused because he does die in the original game. In context he's actually questioning how the game diverged from the other game, nothing went over his head.
The problem is that in half life 2 episode 2 Eli Vance dies. Half Life Alyx happens long before half life 2 ever occurs. So if Alyx actually saved Eli, then Jerma is confused because that should mean Eli never died in half life 2 episode 2 in the first place, since this saving occurred long before it, thus making his death in episode 2 not really make sense
How is this complicated? G-Man pops around willy nilly through time and space. He literally says "We are in the future" when showing her Eli's death.
STINKY1790 maybe the events of HL: Alyx didn't actually happen "before" HL2, but afterwards. G-man was never captured by the Combine in the past, so he went back in time to allow himself to get captured, putting in motion the events of HL: Alyx in an alternate universe. He says that Gordon was unable to complete the mission he was sent to do, which probably would've been shown in HL3 or even HL4 with Gordon betraying G-man in some way.
This man has the brain of a mostly eaten Tallnut from PVZ: 1, the only game in the series.
Why?
Bit specific
come on, pvz 2 was decent
the variety of zombies were amazing
Jerma is so fucking dumb it's amazing
Garden warfare 1 and 2 are great though
14:34 Jerma inadvertently confirms he’s so small that his dachshund comes up to his waist
As dopey and funny as it was, the way Jerma played with the "Jerma" and "Otto" toys was incredibly adorable (as all things Otto-related are haha)
21:46 you just got gnomed noise
Underrated
Imagine seeing a 30 year old man talking to his dog then making out with it
I will never unsee that horror.
I don't wanna
Sounds pretty normal to me
That’s just scooby doo
39:05 he's actually not wrong, thatd be cool as shit
Yep
14:40 Jerma playing with the toys in the game and then laughing at the absolute absurdity of what he's doing in front of an audience of thousands.
14:24 The scout finds a doll of himself and plays pretend.
jerma should play dishonored, which includes both crows and rats
Dishonored might not be appropriate during the pandemic but Jerma should definitely play it. I have the feeling he will invest everything in the “summon rats” power and just spam rats at everything
@@ketsuakagi5646 what pandemic? Are you seriously saying you'd be offended by a video game about the plague, something you know nothing about and have no experience with?
Wow.
@@worldcure7883 considering it's plausible a relative of theirs died of covid, yeah, they might be afraid or just dont want to remember another plague
Dear god no... the streamer sux moments will be off the charts
@@Dorf274 I can just imagine half the stream being dedicated to one mission where hes having trouble teleporting onto a ledge.
INSANE MADMAN Jeremy CLAIMS TO BE NUMBER 1 Jeremy IN THE WORLD
No hes number #985
@@boopert3589 I don't get it :)
@@cheese5081 there's 984 better Jeremies
@@wooflord no
@@cheese5081 "Jerma985" is his username, implying there is 984 other Jermas.
we should just have him play with children's toys on stream for an hour
ah yes. hearing heads
No Jerma, screaming at your gun to “RELOAD” does not work
The reload noises Jeremy makes at 22:21 should not be humanly fucking possible
21:53 grown man accurately depicts sound of baby crying
*watches this high* "I can SENSE YOU" *brain starts to melt*
15:49 I can't believe Jerma managed to get suplexed by a TV again, this time in VR
And you may find yourself, living in a short streamer’s shack
And you may find yourself, in another part of Nevada,
And you may find yourself, behind the wheel of clown’s automobile
And you find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful dog, and you may ask yourself,
Well, how did I get here?
Letting the streams go by
Let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by
Dumptruck no where to be found
Into the glue again, after the debt is gone,
Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found
And you may ask yourself, "How do I play this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that clown’s automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful dog"
Letting the streams go by
Let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by
Dumptruck no where to be found
Into the green again, after the debt is gone,
Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was,
Debt adding and debt removing
There is debt at the bottom of his wallet
Under the debt, carry the debt
Remove the debt at the bottom of the ocean
Debt adding and debt removing
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the days go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the green again, until the debt is gone
Under Jerma’s fat ass, there is debt here underground
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the glue again after the debt is gone
Once in a lifetime, chat is yelling at the clown
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "How much debt do I have left?"
And you may tell yourself, "Double or nothing!”
And you may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?"
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the glue again, into the silent water
Under the chat and pogs, there is some more debt underground
Letting the streams go by, let the dumptruck hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Into the glue again after the debt is gone
Once in a lifetime, dumptruck nowhere to be found
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was dont look where my hand was
Chat isn't holding up, chat is still after us
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Letting the streams go by, same as it ever was
Here a jerma comes, here comes the clown
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the streams go by)
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the streams go by)
Once in a lifetime, let the debtors hold me down
Letting the streams go by, dumptruck nowhere to be found
This is awesome but what the fuck
Once in a meatgrinder - Talking Rats
insane short man believes that crows and rats are his best friends
edit: this is the most likes i've ever gotten, thanks!
he's right you know
just like real life
That's just Charlie from always sunny
2hu
At this point in the game he's been playing for several hours, and he still looks as confused and disoriented as if he just started playing. And I still watched till the end. Good Content
16:38 This just encapsulates Jerma's relation to Chat perfectly and I love it
Once in a lifetime you will see Jerma in a cat boy outfit.
Twice in a lifetime I think you mean
@@Mutantvine nah screw it, three in a lifetime
the death of modern rock
Huh
Once in a lifetime
12:38 Jerma makes the duck hunt laugh
Jerma's favourite animals are crows and rats? Man, if he wanted my heart that badly he could have just asked.
finally, some appreciation for rats!
That ending gets me. Every. Single. Time.
To me, you're the best Jeremy on Earth ❤
14:37 and thus, tragedy struck.
1:35 Jerma proceeds to gas light his entire audience into believing he's not an egomaniac as an egomaniac would
I love how this game isn't just a gimick. it uses the whole VR experience for super creative puzzles, combat and actually progresses the story. If I ever get a VR headset this is first on the list (maybe next to Superhot). It's not Half Life 3 but it certainly feels like a real Half Life game. Valve games are like giving people used to working with 90s era tech, using every single thing they've got, space age technology.
Crazed streamer asks Satan for demonic powers, not realizing, he IS the devil
I know that fucking 'Once in a Lifetime' background when I see it
I had an original print glueman t-shirt, lost it a couple years ago......I will never forgive myself
30:55 Wow that’s a deep cut. (It’s that “What’s inside the cube” game Peter Molyneux did)
I heard that Jackbox is going to name the 9th party pack the Jerma Special, on account of how much money he earned them. It's going to be a little shorter than the rest but twice as nutty.
3:14 when I first got VR, I played vrchat for like 12 hours straight. When I woke up the next day, I sat upright on my bed, and started wiggling my thumb trying to move with a joystick
5:05 The only creature capable of taking on a Giant Enemy Spider: the dreaded Giant Fuckin Poisonous Evil Lizard
ending spoilers:
"We're releasing G-Man! That's not Gordon! We're the bad guys!"
*releases him anyway*
this guy is ZONKED
The fucking psycho...
zerked up streamer re-enacts zeastiality fantasies with small figurines from Japan
I woke up depressed by the fact that I have to be alive and do things and that this is my reality that I can't be asleep all the time. Thanks Jerma for the vids, they really help me.
bruh, he NEEDS to play Dead Space on stream. Can you imagine the amount of air guitaring??
They went full Rick and Morty with the ending.
9:13 the drunk af guy at the urinal talking to satan
Jerma STILL can't save himself when getting strangled.
I can't watch jerma sleeping without thinking about that giantess fetish video
Explain?
@@Annetreuseshortfilms someone used the jerma green screen footage in a foot video or something
@@Platitudinous9000 wtf, link?
Aren’t all of Jerma’s relationships technically giantess videos?
@@horseragewhere's the link 😭
Relentless uploading, I love it
14:06 the best part of the whole video
Why does this man never cease to make me hysterical
I remember Ster saying that Jerma was just inherently funny which perfectly describes Jerma in general, man did a birdhouse stream and still it was funny
18:13 he said the thing from the funny video!!!!!!! Holy shit!!!! 😳
Man chat was fuckin really trying to bully him this stream
Jerma's reaction at the end was the same as mine the first time i saw it. fucking devastating that good games take so much time, but it makes the wait worth it
6:50
I think Jerma meant someone make a GOOD Jurassic Park game
21:53 Worst noise
The intro is so good idk why but jerma green screen footage feels almost wholesome and neesh
Jerma lunging at G-man going "KILL HIM" kills me every fucking time
34:09 he turns into engineer
Middle aged man says he has the name Jay on his mug when infact his mug has the letter J on it
Lunatic Streamer Arrested For Practicing Cult Rituals Whilst Communicating With An Entity He Calls Chat
16:28 oh shit was this the amongus guys first reference to the game!?
Jerma just refusing to understand time travel
Jerma: says politicians name
Everybody: He's getting political!!!!!!
8:55 best joke
"I'm not a satanist!"
"Dark Lord..."
I love how every intro in these videos is just proof that every single Jerma bit has been done before. It’s hilarious to me
this would probably have a much more profound effect on me if I knew literally anything about half life
I liked Russell's hint at the Antlion's legs with Leggies. So good.
Jerma please never ever change ❤
He’s getting really defensive about the 🤖 calling his mug reddit
What's is that supposed to mean?! What is he one of dem redditor or maybe he's one of dem 4 Channers
21:33 so jerma does combine impressions now? Now we now for sure he is too powerful to stop...
I knew jerma was a mormon
Jerma asking satan for evil powers like he wouldnt sell his soul for 5 bits
Jerma's reaction to that very last scene is palpable.
"Im not a practicing Satanist"
*Practices satanism*
It is such a jerma thing to be fully aware of the barnacles in the room and still manage to get caught by them
Holy shit congrats on the kid you will be the number 1 dad in the world I bet.
I love it when jerma just uses a shorthand for gaming really hard that is literaly just him going "tktktktktk"
damn, sometimes i forget that the amogus guy used to like that game
#1 BEST JEREMY IN THE WORLD
14:38 jerma985, a proud member of r/doglovers