♾ TIMESTAMPS ♾ Timestamps are in English! [INTRO] 3:29 Greeting the viewers + audio checks 3:58 Kiichan: They said that Jurard's too loud. + Jurard: Of course that will never change. 4:12 They're having a hard time speaking in Tagalog + 4:47 don't know if they should use full Tagalog or Taglish 4:31 Reference: Magandang Gabi... Bayan (Good evening... nation) is from a news show broadcasted by ABS-CBN. They are saying the iconic tagline from the show. 5:40 Raeyei: When we say our intros, it should be in Tagalog as well. 5:54 Attempting to translate their intros to Tagalog 6:49 Octavio: It's your turn, Jurard. + Jurard: F***, I have ciao domo in my intro. + Octavio: Translate that ciao domo. + Jurard: Champorado. (Reference: Sweet chocolate rice porridge.) 7:45 Jurard: /trying to remember his intro/ Devilishly handsome- + Octavio: Devil. 8:24 Jurard: Okay, who's turn is it? Group 1 is taking too long to introduce. + Octavio: They're still translating, hiding from the teacher. (Reference: In PH classroom settings, there's A LOT of group reports so when someone mentions Group 1 or whatever group number it is as a joke, it usually refers to that.) 8:44 Finding out that soro is the Tagalog of fox 9:40 Jurard: Class, do well, there's +10 points. 9:47 Raeyei is now from Pooppystan? 10:45 Jurard: Oh right, I remember something. Kiichan, you idiot mfer. Do you think I wouldn't know? I will shout it out to the entire world. You really think I wouldn't know about this? You son of a b****. + Kiichan: What did I do? Why? Because I said you're uncircumcised? + Octavio: What's happening? + Jurard: She's the one who taught Ollie how to say that I'm uncircumcised in Tagalog! 11:58 Octavio: It hurts because it's real. + Jurard: I read from the comments 'Kiichan, thank you so much' you idiot. You're so done. + Kiichan: Oh he's uncircumcised! + Jurard: Hey don't be like that, it's gonna grow big, don't say that- + Octavio: But still uncircumcised. + Jurard: Wow, I'm just scared but you guys are judging me. + Octavio: Ask Shiori to do it for you. (Note: ShioriPon.) 12:29 Jurard: Not like this! I'll do it when I want to. Don't peer pressure me. Mom said that's bad. + Octavio: Virtual circumcision. It's a collab. + Jurard: DIY circumcision. + Octavio: You're on your own there, Jurard. Chew on virtual guava. + Jurard: After circumcision, you jump to the river. + Kiichan: Why river? + Jurard: I saw it on a documentary. 14:10 Octavio: Why is the convo like this? First is Pooppystan and now it's about circumcision. + Jurard: As if you don't say something similar like f****** bidet. + Octavio: Oh, I don't say words like that. I'm just an angel here. + Jurard: You keep fueling their teasing, you idiot. + Octavio: I'm just doing otso-otso. (Note: It's a dance step from a Filipino novelty song of the same title. It's like twerking but your hands are on your knees lmao.) 14:44 Discussing the game rules 18:33 Kiichan: Is there a word for rhinoceros in Tagalog? + Jurard: Rhi-no. + Octavio: Reno liver spread. [GAME] 18:48 LIAR'S DECK - TRIAL ROUND ↳ 19:48 Raeyei: 3 kings? Why? + Octavio: Because it's almost Christmas that's why there's 3 kings. They're visiting Jesus. ↳ 20:15 Raeyei calling Octavio's bluff but he was telling the truth ↳ 21:41 Kiichan was telling the truth (Jurard lied) ↳ 22:04 Kiichan: Jurard lied! + Jurard: Me? Lied? I didn't! That's not allowed! I'll go to hell especially during Jesus' birthday? That's next- ↳ 25:17 Reference: Yu Yu Hakusho (Tagalog fan dub) ↳ 25:39 /doing a shounen anime Tagalog dub parody/ Jurard: I will show 100% of my power. Now, what should I do? How will I pay my debts here? I only have one chance to defeat you. + 26:00 Jurard: I don't have a king anymore. This is what I'll use. Argh! + Octavio: Fight for the askal (stray dogs) in South Elysium! + Jurard: I will fight for my siblings and the nation. + Octavio: Don't let these visitor foxes defeat you. ↳ 26:29 Winner: Kiichan ↳ 27:14 Raeyei suggesting that they should say what cards they dropped on the table for immersion 28:00 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 1 ↳ 28:10 Reference: Isang Bala Ka Lang! is a Filipino film (The title means that you'll die with just one bullet.) ↳ 29:25 Octavio: What is it now, Kiichan? You don't know what people from South Elysium go through because you're from a cold area. What sound do foxes even make? Ring ding ding? (Reference: What Does The Fox Say? by Ylvis.) ↳ 29:46 Jurard and Octavio urging Raeyei to call Kiichan's bluff ↳ 32:00 Jurard: 3+3? + Raeyei: 6? + Jurard: Christmas tree! You're wrong! ↳ 32:50 Raeyei: Look, Octavio! He's quiet because he's lying! + Jurard: Octavio, I'm your friend. + Raeyei: He's using the friendship card! + 33:10 Jurard: Octavio, my friend! (Reference: This is a line from Pepito Manaloto which is also a Filipino TV show.) ↳ 33:45 Kiichan: One ace. + Raeyei: Is that real? + Kiichan: Of course, it's real. It's me. + Raeyei: You swear on your mom? + Kiichan: I swear on Jurard's mom. ↳ 34:20 Octavio: What happened when you were young that you became that untrusting? + Raeyei: It started when I was 7 years old. + Octavio: She had an iPad for a long time and kept playing Among Us. ↳ 34:49 Jurard: Octavio, what are you looking at? + Octavio: I'm just trying to see if you're doing something suspicious. I saw your nose growing bigger. + Jurard: /claims 1 ace/ + Octavio: Oh! He's a liar! + Jurard: It's time to break up. You don't have trust in me. I can't take it anymore. This relationship is so toxic. + Octavio: We're only talking about cards here. + Jurard: Aren't you gambling our relationship here? + Octavio: I'm gambling it. + Jurard: Then why did you blame me? Don't you have trust in me? + Octavio: Shut up, I'm thinking here. + Jurard: Why are you thinking about it? Shouldn't it be automatic? ↳ 36:49 Kiichan: I don't want to hear that from a pig. + Octavio: Hey, what's wrong with pigs? Pigs are cute. + Jurard: Oh? Do you agree with that? I don't so- /calls Kiichan's bluff/ ↳ 38:32 Note: Octavio was imitating actors in the Philippines where they say a line in Tagalog and then end with English phrases in a different accent. ↳ 45:07 Octavio: When you were born in Manila Zoo~ (Reference: This is a reference to a line in the song Anak by Freddie Aguilar.) ↳ 48:56 Winner: Kiichan
50:54 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 2 ↳ 50:13 Jurard: I have a sudden realization. I think the reason why it's called 'torotot' is that the sound goes 'moooooo'. + Octavio: Shoot yourself with a gun. Shoot yourself. Here's a free gun. A bullet. ↳ 52:34 Octavio: No, no. I think Rae's muscles are big so I won't suspect her. + Jurard: Oh no, Kiichan. Octavio's scared of muscles. He's a liar. + Octavio: My god, you don't know anything about my cards. + Jurard: You know people who are afraid of muscles. They're afraid of being beaten up that's why they're hiding their lies. They're a liar! + Octavio: Just look at my b**** instead. ↳ 54:23 Reference: He's making a reference to S.O.C.O which is a crime investigatory show in the Philippines. ↳ 55:26 Octavio: I was just trying to shoot my boo- my head. ↳ 58:55 Jurard becoming blurry because he's losing connection ↳ 1:00:17 Raeyei: I dropped 2 aces and 1 joker. + Octavio: Edi wow! (Note: Sarcastic way of saying you're impressed.) ↳ 1:01:21 Octavio caught lying by Kiichan ↳ 1:04:16 Octavio: I have a lot of kings but I'm only dropping one. + Jurard: You guys really believe that? + Octavio: It's because I'm conservative. + Raeyei: But your outfit doesn't scream 'conservative'. + Octavio: My parents are strict. + Raeyei: Do your parents know that you're here? + Octavio: Now? They don't so don't call them. They don't know I changed my outfits when I got out the house. I was wearing pajamas earlier. They thought I was wearing jeans. ↳ 1:06:41 Raeyei: Is that really an ace? + Jurard: Rae, it's me! ↳ 1:08:04 Octavio: Kiichan, it's me! + Jurard: Kiichan, it's him! Would you really believe him? + Octavio: Kitsui Akira, it's me! ↳ 1:08:44 Jurard: I'm washing clothes, Rae. Rae, it's me! + Raeyei: If you really know how to wash clothes, what is the first part that you wash in a t-shirt? + Jurard: The whole clothes! ↳ 1:10:38 Reference: Doo Bi Do by Kamikazee (originally by Apo Hiking Society) ↳ 1:13:41 Octavio's Mario impression lmao ↳ 1:14:51 Winner: Kiichan + Jurard: I'm sure our streams are opened in her tabs.
1:16:14 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 3 (DEVIL'S MODE) ↳ 1:19:10 Jurard: Rae, listen. I'm a devil's advocate here. I know that you hesitated but you're right, Kiichan is lying. + Octavio: Goodbye. + Raeyei: Jurard! + Octavio: You really got played by the devil's advocate. ↳ 1:25:32 Octavio: These dead people kept talking. + Kiichan: /calls his bluff/ + Octavio: Why are you like this? Let a police catch you. Who did you lie to in your real life? ↳ 1:25:59 Winner: Kiichan + Octavio: Kiichan, you're scary. What did you do in real life? How many people did you lie to? + Jurard: She's watching the streams! + Kiichan: Don't you know the phrase 'sly fox'? 1:26:21 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 4 (DEVIL'S MODE) ↳ 1:26:56 Octavio: If you're a sly fox, I have no fox (*****s) given. ↳ 1:29:32 Octavio: Hey Jurard, here's the person who's gonna circumcise you, Shiori. ↳ 1:30:36 Raeyei: One a** (mispronounced ace). + Octavio: Liar! What do you mean one a**? + Jurard: It really is true. Rae, you're doing this to yourself. + Raeyei: It's because I'm too good that's why I'm not good at lying. + Jurard: So that's why you lied earlier. ↳ 1:36:22 Octavio: We're in a Sarah G vibe here. Just keep taking turns. (Reference: Ikot-Ikot is a song by Sarah Geronimo.) ↳ 1:41:21 Jurard: Octavio, I'm sorry but you're a liar. + Jurard: /fails calling out/ + Octavio: You said just take turns. ↳ 1:43:41 Octavio: No, no, I'll go first. + Jurard: Well, I'm dead. F*** you, Octavio! ↳ 1:44:02 Winner: Octavio + Octavio: So this is how it feels to win?
1:44:34 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 5 (DEVIL'S MODE) ↳ 1:45:15 Octavio: Rae, you kept calling. Don't call now, okay? Just drop something first. You're gonna watch and talk for 30 minutes. ↳ 1:47:08 Kiichan: You want to win, right? + Jurard: Yes, I want to win so die. ↳ 1:49:50 Jurard: Just turn a blind eye. + Octavio: If you're jealous, close your eyes. ↳ 1:51:08 Octavio: Don't call me. + Jurard: It's really a devil card, that's why don't call it. + Raeyei: I really wanna call it. + Octavio: It's real that it's a devil card. + Raeyei: Let's just die together! ↳ 1:52:41 Jurard: Die! + Octavio: You die too! + Jurard: /failed call/ I can't look! ↳ 1:53:38 Octavio: There's no problem with just taking turns. + Jurard: Yeah, there's no- **** you! /dies/ + Winner: Octavio 1:54:24 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 6 (DEVIL'S MODE) ↳ 1:56:14 Octavio: Rae, do you want it again? Devil? + Raeyei: Drop it. + Octavio: Okay here, devil. + /Kiichan dies/ ↳ 1:59:27 Jurard: When Rae wins, it's the end of the world. + Octavio: Just relax. ↳ 2:01:35 Winner: Octavio
2:02:18 LIAR'S DICE - ROUND 7 ↳ 2:05:05 Jurard: I was just reading chat. + Raeyei: What did Chat tell you? + Jurard: They said, you only have one 4 Jurard, you're gonna die. ↳ 2:07:34 Reference: Pawang katotohanan lamang, serbisyong totoo lamang is a tagline for GMA news shows. It means 'Only the truth and honest service'. ↳ 2:10:08 Octavio: Let's not play this anymore. Rae is good at this. + Jurard: We're gonna lose. + Octavio: HOLOSTARS became stupid. HOLOSTARS doesn't get it. + Jurard: Unfair. Let's go back to the cards. It seems easier. + Octavio: Let's leave the lobby. + Jurard: What do you mean we should finish the game? Kiichan, please win. Don't let Rae win or her head will grow big. ↳ 2:11:12 Winner: Raeyei + Jurard: Well, now her head grew big. ↳ 2:11:42 Jurard: So this is why you shouldn't call me out, please. No uncircumcised shaming. + Kiichan: Jurard shaming only. + Jurard: Guys, I'm a human too. It's me. ↳ 2:12:03 Note: Jurard misheard it as d*** lmao. 2:12:23 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 8 (DEVIL'S MODE) ↳ 2:14:30 Kiichan: I thought you said just take turns. + Jurard: I accidentally clicked it. You know that I'm stupid, right? + Kiichan: Your mama clicked. + Octavio: She said your mom clicked. + Jurard: Hey, please nothing like that. ↳ 2:16:19 Jurard: It's okay, I'm just a comfort character. ↳ 2:17:02 Octavio: Kiichan, fix yourself! Nah, God loves me. /dies/ God loves me so much that he took me. ↳ 2:19:08 Jurard: I'm gonna win. You're gonna shoot yourself. That's what's gonna happen. Now, what will you do? + Octavio: Call that. + ↳ 2:19:38 Jurard: This is what will happen to you. If you win, you will have a p**** and then you will be uncircumcised. + Kiichan: What? + Jurard: I will not be uncircumcised anymore. You will have a p**** after this. This is my declaration. I will now win. ↳ 2:20:18 Jurard: This is it. + Octavio: It's so quiet. I'm sweating. + Jurard: Kiichan, if you call me out, my p**** will get cut. It's over. I will bet my p****. ↳ 2:20:48 Kiichan: /calls out Jurard/ + Jurard: My p**** is now gone. It ran out. ↳ 2:23:37 Winner: Kiichan
2:24:14 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 9 (DEVIL'S MODE) ↳ 2:28:17 Octavio: You should be the one to shoot yourself, Nobita. You're gonna die, Nobita. (Note: He's imitating the voice of Doraemon from the Tagalog dub.) ↳ 2:29:22 Octavio: The moment she hears devil being spoken by someone, she's like "Here it is! Let's do it!", she's weak against the devil. ↳ 2:37:07 Octavio: Call it out now. The Lord is looking for you. ↳ 2:39:47 Winner: Kiichan ↳ 2:40:02 Reference: Hindi Kita Malilimutan by Basil Valdez (Note: Not 100% sure but this was the song that came to mind lol.) 2:41:45 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 10 (DEVIL'S MODE) ↳ 2:41:07 The sillies singing What Does The Fox Say? ↳ 2:42:01 Octavio: Oh for fox's sake. ↳ 2:43:01 Reference: Lose Yourself by Eminem (Note: I missed this one live lmao.) ↳ 2:47:02 Note: Just know that in context, it's a little bit sus. + 2:48:22 Note: Also this one, I've been told to translate it and my short answer is 'no' because it's also sus lmao. ↳ 2:49:57 Octavio: That's a devil. + Jurard: I trusted you! Octavio! Jutai never fails? Look at this! Look at what's happening here! I have no more trust in you. + Octavio: I don't need it. + Jurard: You will need it soon. + Octavio: Oh, my cards seem good. + Jurard: Karma's waiting for you. ↳ 2:50:53 Jurard: Jutai fans are dying? The song you heard (in Cosmania) is gone now. We'll talk later. + Octavio: It's gone. I emptied the recycle bin. + Jurard: Did you really delete it? ↳ 2:51:41 Octavio: If you're brave, drop 2. ↳ 2:53:06 Octavio: Jurard, this is really it. + Jurard: Promise? + Octavio: Even your chat will say it's legit. This is really it. Don't waste it, okay? + Jurard: Yes, I will not really waste it. + Octavio: So this is it, okay? + Jurard: But you wasted me, f*** you! ↳ 2:54:04 They seem so excited to die here lmao (in game) ↳ 2:55:11 Jurard: Let's just be normal- /calls it out and fails miserably/ ↳ 2:57:29 Octavio: What card do you like? I'll drop it. + Raeyei: Do you have.. + Jurard: Octavio, you only have 1 life. + Raeyei: Do you have a joker? + Octavio: I have one. /drops ace/ ↳ 2:58:01 Winner: Raeyei + Jurard didn't win anything lol 2:58:52 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 11 (DEVIL'S MODE) ↳ 3:01:43 Octavio: Is that ace? + Jurard: This is just the first round. This is disposable income. + Octavio: Okay, I'll drop my queen. /drops an ace/ + Jurard: Lods, I said believe in me! /dies/ He didn't believe me and I got pissed so- ↳ 3:02:40 Raeyei: I have a question, Jurard. Do you have a birthmark on your butt? + Jurard: I don't look at it. Maybe I have it, who knows? I never look at my ***. What does having a birthmark on your butt mean? + Raeyei: You're unlucky. + Jurard: Guys, please look at my reference sheet to see if I have a birthmark on my butt. + Octavio: No, you only have vaccine marks on your butt. BGC (vaccine) only. ↳ 3:03:20 Reference: Queencard by (G)I-DLE ↳ 3:03:38 Winner: Kiichan [OUTRO] 3:04:09 Raeyei: That's fine, maybe you will get lucky in other parts of your life. + Kiichan: So, Jurard is officially uncircumcised? + Jurard: I have no choice. It's over. I'm forever uncircumcised. + Octavio: ShioriPon, you have a new patient. He has a kidney stone already, now he has to get circumcised. 3:04:56 Jurard wrapping up the collab immediately + thanking everyone for joining the collab and unleashing their toxicness lmao + saying goodbye with some announcements
It is a testament to how entertaining you all are that I was WRAPPED the whole time despite not understanding a lick of the language. Thanks for the stream 🩵
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♾ TIMESTAMPS ♾
Timestamps are in English!
[INTRO]
3:29 Greeting the viewers + audio checks
3:58 Kiichan: They said that Jurard's too loud. + Jurard: Of course that will never change.
4:12 They're having a hard time speaking in Tagalog + 4:47 don't know if they should use full Tagalog or Taglish
4:31 Reference: Magandang Gabi... Bayan (Good evening... nation) is from a news show broadcasted by ABS-CBN. They are saying the iconic tagline from the show.
5:40 Raeyei: When we say our intros, it should be in Tagalog as well.
5:54 Attempting to translate their intros to Tagalog
6:49 Octavio: It's your turn, Jurard. + Jurard: F***, I have ciao domo in my intro. + Octavio: Translate that ciao domo. + Jurard: Champorado. (Reference: Sweet chocolate rice porridge.)
7:45 Jurard: /trying to remember his intro/ Devilishly handsome- + Octavio: Devil.
8:24 Jurard: Okay, who's turn is it? Group 1 is taking too long to introduce. + Octavio: They're still translating, hiding from the teacher. (Reference: In PH classroom settings, there's A LOT of group reports so when someone mentions Group 1 or whatever group number it is as a joke, it usually refers to that.)
8:44 Finding out that soro is the Tagalog of fox
9:40 Jurard: Class, do well, there's +10 points.
9:47 Raeyei is now from Pooppystan?
10:45 Jurard: Oh right, I remember something. Kiichan, you idiot mfer. Do you think I wouldn't know? I will shout it out to the entire world. You really think I wouldn't know about this? You son of a b****. + Kiichan: What did I do? Why? Because I said you're uncircumcised? + Octavio: What's happening? + Jurard: She's the one who taught Ollie how to say that I'm uncircumcised in Tagalog!
11:58 Octavio: It hurts because it's real. + Jurard: I read from the comments 'Kiichan, thank you so much' you idiot. You're so done. + Kiichan: Oh he's uncircumcised! + Jurard: Hey don't be like that, it's gonna grow big, don't say that- + Octavio: But still uncircumcised. + Jurard: Wow, I'm just scared but you guys are judging me. + Octavio: Ask Shiori to do it for you. (Note: ShioriPon.)
12:29 Jurard: Not like this! I'll do it when I want to. Don't peer pressure me. Mom said that's bad. + Octavio: Virtual circumcision. It's a collab. + Jurard: DIY circumcision. + Octavio: You're on your own there, Jurard. Chew on virtual guava. + Jurard: After circumcision, you jump to the river. + Kiichan: Why river? + Jurard: I saw it on a documentary.
14:10 Octavio: Why is the convo like this? First is Pooppystan and now it's about circumcision. + Jurard: As if you don't say something similar like f****** bidet. + Octavio: Oh, I don't say words like that. I'm just an angel here. + Jurard: You keep fueling their teasing, you idiot. + Octavio: I'm just doing otso-otso. (Note: It's a dance step from a Filipino novelty song of the same title. It's like twerking but your hands are on your knees lmao.)
14:44 Discussing the game rules
18:33 Kiichan: Is there a word for rhinoceros in Tagalog? + Jurard: Rhi-no. + Octavio: Reno liver spread.
[GAME]
18:48 LIAR'S DECK - TRIAL ROUND
↳ 19:48 Raeyei: 3 kings? Why? + Octavio: Because it's almost Christmas that's why there's 3 kings. They're visiting Jesus.
↳ 20:15 Raeyei calling Octavio's bluff but he was telling the truth
↳ 21:41 Kiichan was telling the truth (Jurard lied)
↳ 22:04 Kiichan: Jurard lied! + Jurard: Me? Lied? I didn't! That's not allowed! I'll go to hell especially during Jesus' birthday? That's next-
↳ 25:17 Reference: Yu Yu Hakusho (Tagalog fan dub)
↳ 25:39 /doing a shounen anime Tagalog dub parody/ Jurard: I will show 100% of my power. Now, what should I do? How will I pay my debts here? I only have one chance to defeat you. + 26:00 Jurard: I don't have a king anymore. This is what I'll use. Argh! + Octavio: Fight for the askal (stray dogs) in South Elysium! + Jurard: I will fight for my siblings and the nation. + Octavio: Don't let these visitor foxes defeat you.
↳ 26:29 Winner: Kiichan
↳ 27:14 Raeyei suggesting that they should say what cards they dropped on the table for immersion
28:00 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 1
↳ 28:10 Reference: Isang Bala Ka Lang! is a Filipino film (The title means that you'll die with just one bullet.)
↳ 29:25 Octavio: What is it now, Kiichan? You don't know what people from South Elysium go through because you're from a cold area. What sound do foxes even make? Ring ding ding? (Reference: What Does The Fox Say? by Ylvis.)
↳ 29:46 Jurard and Octavio urging Raeyei to call Kiichan's bluff
↳ 32:00 Jurard: 3+3? + Raeyei: 6? + Jurard: Christmas tree! You're wrong!
↳ 32:50 Raeyei: Look, Octavio! He's quiet because he's lying! + Jurard: Octavio, I'm your friend. + Raeyei: He's using the friendship card! + 33:10 Jurard: Octavio, my friend! (Reference: This is a line from Pepito Manaloto which is also a Filipino TV show.)
↳ 33:45 Kiichan: One ace. + Raeyei: Is that real? + Kiichan: Of course, it's real. It's me. + Raeyei: You swear on your mom? + Kiichan: I swear on Jurard's mom.
↳ 34:20 Octavio: What happened when you were young that you became that untrusting? + Raeyei: It started when I was 7 years old. + Octavio: She had an iPad for a long time and kept playing Among Us.
↳ 34:49 Jurard: Octavio, what are you looking at? + Octavio: I'm just trying to see if you're doing something suspicious. I saw your nose growing bigger. + Jurard: /claims 1 ace/ + Octavio: Oh! He's a liar! + Jurard: It's time to break up. You don't have trust in me. I can't take it anymore. This relationship is so toxic. + Octavio: We're only talking about cards here. + Jurard: Aren't you gambling our relationship here? + Octavio: I'm gambling it. + Jurard: Then why did you blame me? Don't you have trust in me? + Octavio: Shut up, I'm thinking here. + Jurard: Why are you thinking about it? Shouldn't it be automatic?
↳ 36:49 Kiichan: I don't want to hear that from a pig. + Octavio: Hey, what's wrong with pigs? Pigs are cute. + Jurard: Oh? Do you agree with that? I don't so- /calls Kiichan's bluff/
↳ 38:32 Note: Octavio was imitating actors in the Philippines where they say a line in Tagalog and then end with English phrases in a different accent.
↳ 45:07 Octavio: When you were born in Manila Zoo~ (Reference: This is a reference to a line in the song Anak by Freddie Aguilar.)
↳ 48:56 Winner: Kiichan
50:54 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 2
↳ 50:13 Jurard: I have a sudden realization. I think the reason why it's called 'torotot' is that the sound goes 'moooooo'. + Octavio: Shoot yourself with a gun. Shoot yourself. Here's a free gun. A bullet.
↳ 52:34 Octavio: No, no. I think Rae's muscles are big so I won't suspect her. + Jurard: Oh no, Kiichan. Octavio's scared of muscles. He's a liar. + Octavio: My god, you don't know anything about my cards. + Jurard: You know people who are afraid of muscles. They're afraid of being beaten up that's why they're hiding their lies. They're a liar! + Octavio: Just look at my b**** instead.
↳ 54:23 Reference: He's making a reference to S.O.C.O which is a crime investigatory show in the Philippines.
↳ 55:26 Octavio: I was just trying to shoot my boo- my head.
↳ 58:55 Jurard becoming blurry because he's losing connection
↳ 1:00:17 Raeyei: I dropped 2 aces and 1 joker. + Octavio: Edi wow! (Note: Sarcastic way of saying you're impressed.)
↳ 1:01:21 Octavio caught lying by Kiichan
↳ 1:04:16 Octavio: I have a lot of kings but I'm only dropping one. + Jurard: You guys really believe that? + Octavio: It's because I'm conservative. + Raeyei: But your outfit doesn't scream 'conservative'. + Octavio: My parents are strict. + Raeyei: Do your parents know that you're here? + Octavio: Now? They don't so don't call them. They don't know I changed my outfits when I got out the house. I was wearing pajamas earlier. They thought I was wearing jeans.
↳ 1:06:41 Raeyei: Is that really an ace? + Jurard: Rae, it's me!
↳ 1:08:04 Octavio: Kiichan, it's me! + Jurard: Kiichan, it's him! Would you really believe him? + Octavio: Kitsui Akira, it's me!
↳ 1:08:44 Jurard: I'm washing clothes, Rae. Rae, it's me! + Raeyei: If you really know how to wash clothes, what is the first part that you wash in a t-shirt? + Jurard: The whole clothes!
↳ 1:10:38 Reference: Doo Bi Do by Kamikazee (originally by Apo Hiking Society)
↳ 1:13:41 Octavio's Mario impression lmao
↳ 1:14:51 Winner: Kiichan + Jurard: I'm sure our streams are opened in her tabs.
1:16:14 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 3 (DEVIL'S MODE)
↳ 1:19:10 Jurard: Rae, listen. I'm a devil's advocate here. I know that you hesitated but you're right, Kiichan is lying. + Octavio: Goodbye. + Raeyei: Jurard! + Octavio: You really got played by the devil's advocate.
↳ 1:25:32 Octavio: These dead people kept talking. + Kiichan: /calls his bluff/ + Octavio: Why are you like this? Let a police catch you. Who did you lie to in your real life?
↳ 1:25:59 Winner: Kiichan + Octavio: Kiichan, you're scary. What did you do in real life? How many people did you lie to? + Jurard: She's watching the streams! + Kiichan: Don't you know the phrase 'sly fox'?
1:26:21 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 4 (DEVIL'S MODE)
↳ 1:26:56 Octavio: If you're a sly fox, I have no fox (*****s) given.
↳ 1:29:32 Octavio: Hey Jurard, here's the person who's gonna circumcise you, Shiori.
↳ 1:30:36 Raeyei: One a** (mispronounced ace). + Octavio: Liar! What do you mean one a**? + Jurard: It really is true. Rae, you're doing this to yourself. + Raeyei: It's because I'm too good that's why I'm not good at lying. + Jurard: So that's why you lied earlier.
↳ 1:36:22 Octavio: We're in a Sarah G vibe here. Just keep taking turns. (Reference: Ikot-Ikot is a song by Sarah Geronimo.)
↳ 1:41:21 Jurard: Octavio, I'm sorry but you're a liar. + Jurard: /fails calling out/ + Octavio: You said just take turns.
↳ 1:43:41 Octavio: No, no, I'll go first. + Jurard: Well, I'm dead. F*** you, Octavio!
↳ 1:44:02 Winner: Octavio + Octavio: So this is how it feels to win?
1:44:34 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 5 (DEVIL'S MODE)
↳ 1:45:15 Octavio: Rae, you kept calling. Don't call now, okay? Just drop something first. You're gonna watch and talk for 30 minutes.
↳ 1:47:08 Kiichan: You want to win, right? + Jurard: Yes, I want to win so die.
↳ 1:49:50 Jurard: Just turn a blind eye. + Octavio: If you're jealous, close your eyes.
↳ 1:51:08 Octavio: Don't call me. + Jurard: It's really a devil card, that's why don't call it. + Raeyei: I really wanna call it. + Octavio: It's real that it's a devil card. + Raeyei: Let's just die together!
↳ 1:52:41 Jurard: Die! + Octavio: You die too! + Jurard: /failed call/ I can't look!
↳ 1:53:38 Octavio: There's no problem with just taking turns. + Jurard: Yeah, there's no- **** you! /dies/ + Winner: Octavio
1:54:24 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 6 (DEVIL'S MODE)
↳ 1:56:14 Octavio: Rae, do you want it again? Devil? + Raeyei: Drop it. + Octavio: Okay here, devil. + /Kiichan dies/
↳ 1:59:27 Jurard: When Rae wins, it's the end of the world. + Octavio: Just relax.
↳ 2:01:35 Winner: Octavio
2:02:18 LIAR'S DICE - ROUND 7
↳ 2:05:05 Jurard: I was just reading chat. + Raeyei: What did Chat tell you? + Jurard: They said, you only have one 4 Jurard, you're gonna die.
↳ 2:07:34 Reference: Pawang katotohanan lamang, serbisyong totoo lamang is a tagline for GMA news shows. It means 'Only the truth and honest service'.
↳ 2:10:08 Octavio: Let's not play this anymore. Rae is good at this. + Jurard: We're gonna lose. + Octavio: HOLOSTARS became stupid. HOLOSTARS doesn't get it. + Jurard: Unfair. Let's go back to the cards. It seems easier. + Octavio: Let's leave the lobby. + Jurard: What do you mean we should finish the game? Kiichan, please win. Don't let Rae win or her head will grow big.
↳ 2:11:12 Winner: Raeyei + Jurard: Well, now her head grew big.
↳ 2:11:42 Jurard: So this is why you shouldn't call me out, please. No uncircumcised shaming. + Kiichan: Jurard shaming only. + Jurard: Guys, I'm a human too. It's me.
↳ 2:12:03 Note: Jurard misheard it as d*** lmao.
2:12:23 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 8 (DEVIL'S MODE)
↳ 2:14:30 Kiichan: I thought you said just take turns. + Jurard: I accidentally clicked it. You know that I'm stupid, right? + Kiichan: Your mama clicked. + Octavio: She said your mom clicked. + Jurard: Hey, please nothing like that.
↳ 2:16:19 Jurard: It's okay, I'm just a comfort character.
↳ 2:17:02 Octavio: Kiichan, fix yourself! Nah, God loves me. /dies/ God loves me so much that he took me.
↳ 2:19:08 Jurard: I'm gonna win. You're gonna shoot yourself. That's what's gonna happen. Now, what will you do? + Octavio: Call that. +
↳ 2:19:38 Jurard: This is what will happen to you. If you win, you will have a p**** and then you will be uncircumcised. + Kiichan: What? + Jurard: I will not be uncircumcised anymore. You will have a p**** after this. This is my declaration. I will now win.
↳ 2:20:18 Jurard: This is it. + Octavio: It's so quiet. I'm sweating. + Jurard: Kiichan, if you call me out, my p**** will get cut. It's over. I will bet my p****.
↳ 2:20:48 Kiichan: /calls out Jurard/ + Jurard: My p**** is now gone. It ran out.
↳ 2:23:37 Winner: Kiichan
2:24:14 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 9 (DEVIL'S MODE)
↳ 2:28:17 Octavio: You should be the one to shoot yourself, Nobita. You're gonna die, Nobita. (Note: He's imitating the voice of Doraemon from the Tagalog dub.)
↳ 2:29:22 Octavio: The moment she hears devil being spoken by someone, she's like "Here it is! Let's do it!", she's weak against the devil.
↳ 2:37:07 Octavio: Call it out now. The Lord is looking for you.
↳ 2:39:47 Winner: Kiichan
↳ 2:40:02 Reference: Hindi Kita Malilimutan by Basil Valdez (Note: Not 100% sure but this was the song that came to mind lol.)
2:41:45 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 10 (DEVIL'S MODE)
↳ 2:41:07 The sillies singing What Does The Fox Say?
↳ 2:42:01 Octavio: Oh for fox's sake.
↳ 2:43:01 Reference: Lose Yourself by Eminem (Note: I missed this one live lmao.)
↳ 2:47:02 Note: Just know that in context, it's a little bit sus. + 2:48:22 Note: Also this one, I've been told to translate it and my short answer is 'no' because it's also sus lmao.
↳ 2:49:57 Octavio: That's a devil. + Jurard: I trusted you! Octavio! Jutai never fails? Look at this! Look at what's happening here! I have no more trust in you. + Octavio: I don't need it. + Jurard: You will need it soon. + Octavio: Oh, my cards seem good. + Jurard: Karma's waiting for you.
↳ 2:50:53 Jurard: Jutai fans are dying? The song you heard (in Cosmania) is gone now. We'll talk later. + Octavio: It's gone. I emptied the recycle bin. + Jurard: Did you really delete it?
↳ 2:51:41 Octavio: If you're brave, drop 2.
↳ 2:53:06 Octavio: Jurard, this is really it. + Jurard: Promise? + Octavio: Even your chat will say it's legit. This is really it. Don't waste it, okay? + Jurard: Yes, I will not really waste it. + Octavio: So this is it, okay? + Jurard: But you wasted me, f*** you!
↳ 2:54:04 They seem so excited to die here lmao (in game)
↳ 2:55:11 Jurard: Let's just be normal- /calls it out and fails miserably/
↳ 2:57:29 Octavio: What card do you like? I'll drop it. + Raeyei: Do you have.. + Jurard: Octavio, you only have 1 life. + Raeyei: Do you have a joker? + Octavio: I have one. /drops ace/
↳ 2:58:01 Winner: Raeyei + Jurard didn't win anything lol
2:58:52 LIAR'S DECK - ROUND 11 (DEVIL'S MODE)
↳ 3:01:43 Octavio: Is that ace? + Jurard: This is just the first round. This is disposable income. + Octavio: Okay, I'll drop my queen. /drops an ace/ + Jurard: Lods, I said believe in me! /dies/ He didn't believe me and I got pissed so-
↳ 3:02:40 Raeyei: I have a question, Jurard. Do you have a birthmark on your butt? + Jurard: I don't look at it. Maybe I have it, who knows? I never look at my ***. What does having a birthmark on your butt mean? + Raeyei: You're unlucky. + Jurard: Guys, please look at my reference sheet to see if I have a birthmark on my butt. + Octavio: No, you only have vaccine marks on your butt. BGC (vaccine) only.
↳ 3:03:20 Reference: Queencard by (G)I-DLE
↳ 3:03:38 Winner: Kiichan
[OUTRO]
3:04:09 Raeyei: That's fine, maybe you will get lucky in other parts of your life. + Kiichan: So, Jurard is officially uncircumcised? + Jurard: I have no choice. It's over. I'm forever uncircumcised. + Octavio: ShioriPon, you have a new patient. He has a kidney stone already, now he has to get circumcised.
3:04:56 Jurard wrapping up the collab immediately + thanking everyone for joining the collab and unleashing their toxicness lmao + saying goodbye with some announcements
Otsu! You guys were super hilarious, I feel I will rewatch this stream a lot
Your voice acting is my favorite part of your participation in this collab, Ock! Quiet but deadly ka talaga, hahaha!
It is a testament to how entertaining you all are that I was WRAPPED the whole time despite not understanding a lick of the language. Thanks for the stream 🩵
three days later i finally finished watching hahaha that was a very entertaining collab! i hope it was as fun to play as it was to watch
Otsutavio! This was so fun to watch! I hope you Collab again!
Also, congrats for the cover, Tavi!
Thanks po sa masayang stream ang dami kong tawa mga 150
OTSUUU OTSOOOO
thanks for the fun collab!! FOX SKIN FOR THE WIN
time to learn more new words from this collab
keep it up Doc Oc
yes, holo ph
di ko din alam ang tagalog ng fox hahahahaha eh di may natutunan ako ngayon
Very entertaining collab. Thank you for great viewing experience Tavi.