A HFY Story : Humans are space paladins | 2205 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

Комментарии • 119

  • @mre4u422
    @mre4u422 Год назад +299

    Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Год назад +6

      Thor said as much in one of the Marvel Universe movies.

    • @johnShadow12
      @johnShadow12 Год назад

      i miss when thor was magic like in the comics tech thor sucks same with high tech asgard like it doesnt look close to the comic version which wasnt near a FUCKING CLIFF edge or a dame disc world.@@mattbrown5511

    • @nigelsmith7366
      @nigelsmith7366 Год назад +1

      Wrong

    • @RealArcalian
      @RealArcalian Год назад +30

      @@mattbrown5511 the original quote is Arthur C Clarke, a sci fi author naturally

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet Год назад +9

      But is any sufficiently advanced magic indistinguishable from technology?

  • @scottcampbell7944
    @scottcampbell7944 5 месяцев назад

    Intergalactic: automatically connotes millennia of advancement. Technology would seem magical. The idea of presenting humans as magicians to simplify our presentation and avoiding conflict is genius.

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke Год назад +9

    Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @brianjuergensmeyer8809
    @brianjuergensmeyer8809 Год назад +2

    Welcome home, Agro!

  • @madkow007
    @madkow007 Год назад +1

    for some reason, i really liked this one. would like to hear more of the before

  • @AliceDeBois
    @AliceDeBois Год назад +2

    Thank you for always rocking I hope that your voice is doing okay.

  • @jesusfigueroa2921
    @jesusfigueroa2921 Год назад +1

    Nice

  • @wyrmlabrynth2651
    @wyrmlabrynth2651 Год назад

    Where's the title's art from

  • @cheezeguyLOZ
    @cheezeguyLOZ Год назад

    SMITE

  • @xeniosaias
    @xeniosaias Год назад

    Ladies and what ...

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад

    78th, 23 September 2023

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Год назад +283

    My last deployment was what ended my US Army career. My platoon medic got around to patching me up after to attending to the wounded in my section. He looked at me (bloody, broken, and bruised) doing what I could to help my boys. Even though I out ranked by a bit, he looked at me and told me to sit the fuck down. He began to work on me and said: "You don't not have this doc's permission to die, you ornery old man." That is the first and only order I ever followed from a subordinate soldier in 18.5 years of service.

    • @Max-dw9kg
      @Max-dw9kg Год назад +28

      glad you pulled through long enough to get home and post this

    • @808bigisland
      @808bigisland Год назад +6

      Oh, the bottom 10% of HS.😂

    • @HennryHammerhead
      @HennryHammerhead Год назад +8

      Hot damn. Glad you made it mate.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Год назад +17

      I'm hard to kill off. Still kicking after 4 combat tours and 2 humanitarian tours.@@HennryHammerhead

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc Год назад +8

      Good to know you are still with us.

  • @TJCID22
    @TJCID22 Год назад +146

    This was actually not as much of an exaggeration as you might think. If you were to replace bullets with a capsule of anti-matter of the same size, a single shot can take down an entire sky-scraper, which means a single soldier with a 1kg magazine could take down an entire city all on his own.

    • @juliane.mfarias9285
      @juliane.mfarias9285 Год назад +20

      And that's why Power Melee Weapons make sense

    • @owenthompson4071
      @owenthompson4071 Год назад +18

      Are we talking anti matter the same mass as a bullet because we'd be looking at more like a Nuke with a half megaton yield or a bullet sized containment device which honestly would be scalable from fire cracker to bunker buster depending on how much antimatter it contained.

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 Год назад +10

      @@owenthompson4071 A meant a bullet sized container, and a total of 1kg anti matter when you account for the entire magazine.

    • @jarvawolf4369
      @jarvawolf4369 Год назад +7

      That would honestly be freaking scary compared to a nuke imagine the size a nuke would be if that was to be scary compared

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 Год назад +12

      @@jarvawolf4369 ...the size of the "actual" nukes (meaning the demon cores) they dropped on Japan was about the size of your fist (and only 2% of that actually underwent fission). The rest was just the delivery mechanism and 98% of waste because they didn't have the technology at the time to be efficient.

  • @alexistaylor969
    @alexistaylor969 Год назад +42

    *"FAKE IT UNTIL YOU MAKE IT!"* - The human service technician said calmly

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 Год назад +126

    Epic narration as always. I can recall 4 maybe 5 times during the 2 decades i served in the Army using the line "nobody has given you permission to die. Yet."

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Год назад +9

      For me, it was once. God bless Sgt Daniel (Weezy) Dombrowski for saving my, and many more lives. May I meet him on the other side one day.

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 Год назад +12

      @mattbrown5511 8 years as a combat medic. To this day, I'm bad with names. Spent too long trying to forget.

    • @Strutinan
      @Strutinan Год назад +7

      Little over a year in the Ordinance Corps, building custom boomboom for specific mission needs...and often called on to DEPLOY it.
      Had to have my nomex suit peeled off me because a butter bar had the damn map upside down, and told me the wrong munitions bunker door to thermal lance through. I asked (screamed) why I was being tortured. The ranger escorting my charred semi-corpse said it was because I didn't have permission to die. THAT struck me so hard that it gave me the mental shock I needed to pull back from the pain, and hear him tell me about all of the mission I couldn't remember anymore. Sgt Karlsman, thank you, you grumpy psychotic adrenaline junky 😂

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 Год назад +3

      @Strutinan some of those butter bars are 100% without a doubt the absolute most dangerous thing in the life of their troops.

  • @efaviel
    @efaviel Год назад +134

    It always brings me joy when others take pleasure in my stories. Thank you, Agro, for another wonderful narration.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  Год назад +20

      Thank you for letting me :) glad you liked it

    • @blainetrevino689
      @blainetrevino689 Год назад +10

      Ima just say this one was good and funny and I honestly wish ya would do a long story with this one especially bc I feel like it’d be very good and hilarious but anyways this one was great

    • @bhurbhuvachauhan5009
      @bhurbhuvachauhan5009 9 месяцев назад +2

      how can i read more of your work?

    • @queenbee8045
      @queenbee8045 8 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you so much. This seris was my fav but I forgot the name until watching his recent collection from two weeks ago. Now I can go back and find your written stories to reread

    • @Obligate.Carnivore
      @Obligate.Carnivore 8 месяцев назад

      Your stories are great! And with Agro reading them it’s a plus plus/win win!!

  • @clonechoopa31
    @clonechoopa31 Год назад +29

    Damn... an unsupervised teenager with a bigass sword and lofty words made a city into a circus with just his presence alone... 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 Год назад +11

      Picture the one who said "Oh, sorry, I just didn't have permission to die." and his entire reasoning is because the paperwork would have killed him if he dodged the spaceship crashing into him.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Год назад +3

      Probably early 20s, but not much of a difference.

  • @TheSEWARZ
    @TheSEWARZ Год назад +30

    Yo just thinking about it, this would make a awesome book if it covered the war. I mean, imagine a small squad of humans with just "swords" and "bows" taking on an entire fleet without even a ship to ride. Like thats some dragon ball shit right there

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka Год назад +19

    They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.[1]
    --The Emperor of Mankind

    • @foxgod995
      @foxgod995 11 месяцев назад +1

      For the emperor

  • @bramslootweg
    @bramslootweg Год назад +13

    Another small dose for my addiction...

  • @Snipergoat1
    @Snipergoat1 Год назад +12

    The power of myth and the power of technology combined, nie unstoppable.

  • @dalemorgan8263
    @dalemorgan8263 Год назад +12

    All hail the goddess of freedom.

    • @FullchanAnon
      @FullchanAnon 7 месяцев назад +3

      * eagle screech in the distance *

  • @JS-vn1og
    @JS-vn1og Год назад +12

    This was a good story. I bet it would make a great series.

  • @RealengoPrimordialDemon
    @RealengoPrimordialDemon Год назад +10

    Welcome back Agro, I was waiting for your return and as always another awesome narration.

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 Год назад +2

    Human main class: Paladins
    Human Sub classes: Bards, Druids, Rangers, Rogues, Sorcerers, Barbarians, Alchemists?

  • @someoneawesome8717
    @someoneawesome8717 Год назад +5

    As a theatre kid, this sounds like the best possible job for me

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Год назад +4

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon Год назад +5

    Great story and great narration! Reminds me of the ST:TNG episode "Who Watches The Watchers".

  • @hilmarheathkliff9511
    @hilmarheathkliff9511 Год назад +3

    Im early today

  • @olebloom1641
    @olebloom1641 3 месяца назад

    Good example for Clarktech disguised as magic.

  • @Ryvaken
    @Ryvaken 8 месяцев назад

    Was really hoping for a story of morality and faith bringing light into a dark galaxy. Instead I get charlatans accidently creating planets of neo-pagans.
    These are not paladins.

  • @arandomsystemglitch2398
    @arandomsystemglitch2398 2 месяца назад

    Cause there guns are to strong nah mate if that sword can literally tear reality and open a rift to the 4th dimension then what need is there for a gun that armor probably also makes them insanely fast ai can probably also speed up there mind to make everything seem like its in slow motion for atleast the eyes sure body may not be that fast but if you can do the motions in time then you can doge even bullets hell that sword can probably act as a personal ftl travel

  • @Pilgrim98
    @Pilgrim98 10 месяцев назад

    Commenting so you get more revenue hopefully. This is my payment.

  • @vampf5700
    @vampf5700 Год назад +2

    Hallo

  • @Hamys_Dog
    @Hamys_Dog Год назад +2

    Nothing better than making nice cup coffee and finding a new story in my list 💪🤠☕️

  • @dragongreek9059
    @dragongreek9059 10 месяцев назад

    I think this is my favorite

  • @alliegamerbunny
    @alliegamerbunny Год назад +1

    authority for authenticity makes a big difference.

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI Год назад

    F.T.A.

  • @haskellyoung3121
    @haskellyoung3121 Год назад +1

    Keep banging away at it. I look forward to your videos.

  • @NarcsisticX
    @NarcsisticX Год назад +1

    Always makes me feel happy hearing these stories. Don't really know why

  • @raywilcox1
    @raywilcox1 10 месяцев назад

    Thanks!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  10 месяцев назад

      My pleasure , thank you for the dono. It is very much appreciated

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Год назад +1

    thank you for the interesting story and wonderful narration

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian Год назад

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Clever use of differing perspectives.

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 Год назад

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @Αγγελοςπαντης-ο8ζ

    I didn't think you would get any more videos for a month or two
    Are you fine with the operation ??

  • @IlIWarGIlI
    @IlIWarGIlI Год назад

    So... hope you have healed well before all this man.

  • @rossdavies8250
    @rossdavies8250 Год назад

    Another good one. Praise the algorithm...

  • @Rawkit_Surgeon
    @Rawkit_Surgeon Год назад +2

    Honestly, I would have probably given limited parts access to the player before the first boss just to give them a taste of certain play styles.
    Would have also loved the chance to hire other players for some jolly co-op action.

  • @davidbrown969
    @davidbrown969 10 месяцев назад

    your storys are always cool

  • @martinwyke
    @martinwyke Год назад

    This would be a great meta

  • @coreyarsenault2236
    @coreyarsenault2236 Год назад

    For the algorithm

  • @bloodcult5262
    @bloodcult5262 Год назад

    Great to hear you again

  • @Inufan2005
    @Inufan2005 Год назад

    Sooo.... DnD Larping?

  • @juliane.mfarias9285
    @juliane.mfarias9285 Год назад

    That was awesome!

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 Год назад

    cool

  • @medicentio
    @medicentio Год назад +4

    I'm not even gonna talk about how good the story and narration are, but bout the utter fool who disliked this video. I mean, WHO can dislike this?!

  • @d.wayneharbison8691
    @d.wayneharbison8691 Год назад

    Please, what are you saying at the beginning of your podcasts? "Good evening, ladies and ????-gents?"

    • @ihtfp01
      @ihtfp01 Год назад

      "Good evening, ladies and mentlegents."
      It's his standard opening...

    • @d.wayneharbison8691
      @d.wayneharbison8691 Год назад

      @@ihtfp01 thank you. I was having difficult understanding the word.

  • @mannymaze153
    @mannymaze153 Год назад

    What happened to a nature of predators??

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  Год назад +1

      Will be back when I have fully recovered from surgery