@HeavySoldier-if9om It's a little exaggerated here, but yeah, you'd be surprised how little people care for the interior of their car. Some cases an inexperienced detailer can miss some.of the most important nooks and crannies and it builds up from there.
@@RustyMuck No, usually the terminology is soul-taking. Soul is one's spirit. Also, a sole can be removed from a shoe, so it wouldn't actually be taking one's shoes, but rather just the sole itself.
Gray: "All right yeah, just drive right past my creature over there. Don't worry, he doesn't bite...Or at least he hasn't bitten hard enough to get me sued yet." I want to use some derivative of that idea on someone at my first opportunity, probably when I next see my neighbor walking their dog. I'll ask if the dog has gotten the owner sued yet. The trick is to remember it long enough to use it but I should remember it for at least a week if I don't get to use it sooner.
Some of GrayStillPlays Quotes: "Not Today Satan!" "I'm Still Alive!" "Penis!" "Bring Back The Meth Overlords!" "The Lords Of The Underworld Are Using Their Cosmic Powers!" "Yeet!" "Yeeeeeeeeet!" "Yeetus!" "Get Yeeted!" "This Wasn't Supposed To Happen😂!" "That's Not Going To Happen!"
Gray you gotta start playing those weird indie simulation games again. Like the Doomsday Crisis Line, among many other amazingly weird simulation games that u played. I love games that shock you. That is saying something if a game can shock you. I can make a list...Just say the word lol
Someone said something about the daily dose of GrayStillPlays - 2 things in my mind: first "he is right", second "Gray is a little bit like Mr Tambourine Man from song of Bob Dylan..." Yeah... Definitely this might be a good definition 😂
Today at school, we have a cool shop where we can buy stuff like food, and the prices were like gas prices, I swear just for a wrist band, it costed 20 "Pride Bucks". Our school currency is called pride bucks.
"Gotta take a bite out of your battery." Like he doesn't know what a jumpstart is. Also, how did she drive up, but need a jumpstart immediately. Final bit: "I'll clean whatever you want me to!!" My brain: So you'd wipe her ass?
First minute in, and the fictional car wash scenarios come out to play. I should know, I worked at a Car Wash in my High School Senior year. And after doing Detailing for a while, I guarantee, you'll NEVER see car interiors this bad. It's like someone conjured up Car Detail's worst nightmare and made it 10 times worse. Friggin' 'ey.
10:40 jesus that girl is massive. kneeling down shes still a full head above the roof of the car. that vehicle basically comes up to her waist, if even that high.
IDK how long will i keep watching your vid Grey It's just casual mobile game and yet you never fail to make it entertaining It's been 2 years+ i've subscribe this channel lol
dude gray i have caught up on every one of your videos i absolutely love your humor for a florida man your not so bad but can you do more mobile games also im curious what this game is
Your my fav RUclipsr and now - I have been persuading my family members to joyfully join this beautiful youtuber and god literally gods manager put down to earth
*snork* Yeah, those rich people cars are -- concerning, to say the least. XD At least they have Death Master Gas to come to for their washes, where Gray never asks questions so long as you give him a quarter of a million dollars for his service. XD
Gray looks deeper into common things to a point where I’m questioning why I didn’t notice it earlier 😂
he's just very observant
How did u not notice
@@dustorm5012no everyone would notice
Notice what?
You have the same pfp i used to have on discord
Having worked in a car wash, this is a pretty realistic take on how some people leave their cars.
Even the size lol /j
I believe you.
Hehe. Ew.
Wait. Is that much dirt in cars true????😮😮😮
@HeavySoldier-if9om It's a little exaggerated here, but yeah, you'd be surprised how little people care for the interior of their car. Some cases an inexperienced detailer can miss some.of the most important nooks and crannies and it builds up from there.
Gray is like the type of person that is evil in a good way 😂
Truth 🙂
🥵 fax
So, Lawful Evil.
fr
More like heroic evil
Gray is the only person who could be bothered to watch a sole taking add for money or unprofessional police.
Based
Yes
Sole taking?? Sole means one, do you mean soul?
@@fullmoonshadow6967 thought “sole taking” meant stealing one’s shoes, which is totally on brand with a Florida Man
@@RustyMuck No, usually the terminology is soul-taking. Soul is one's spirit. Also, a sole can be removed from a shoe, so it wouldn't actually be taking one's shoes, but rather just the sole itself.
Bring back the real Florida man. We need a new Sims playthrough
As someone who works at a gas-station, this is incredibly accurate
Even before Gray told us what the sign was, my first guess was that it was a guy drinking gasoline. I have evolved into a true Florida Man
I thought it was a man drenching himself in gasoline. I’m almost a Florida man
I thought he was drinking eggplant flavoured gasoline I saw a eggplant like idk why
Whÿ
This is why I love watching Gray
Gray is somehow able to make something illegal out of these normal games 😂
Gray's sadism in these games turn into karmic masochism for GTA and Happy Wheels.
normal?
Gray is very good at demonstrating how these games are literally not possible to lose.
Gray always makes me laugh with out being happy😂😂😂😂
13:55 Company motto: when the gas overflows, down the hatch it goes!
Gray is the type of person who can joke around, while the earth turns into a living hell
“Own A gas station that its only purpose is too crush the souls of its customers” Excuse me what 💀
Yet Gray's gas station is somehow more ethical than most gas stations.
well its gray so yea
@@skinnypenis1 I mean he pays very good wages
LOl
Ah yes, my daily dose of GrayStillPlays. Finally!
Yes this is always the dose of graystillplays we all deserve
This is pure freaking entertainment even though he tortured the crap out of people-
1:13 Sorry, Gray, but bread crumbs don't emit a sick looking fog that induces WWI flashbacks.
Gray makes these mobile games actually great lol
you know you have watched Gray for a long time now when you understood the sign immediately
Define a long time.
@@simarkarmani4034 idk, I have been trapped here for what seems like eternity, forced to watch Gray's videos
HELP!
Yep 😂😂😂
How could I tell exactly what the sign was before Gray even explained it? 🤣
If gray was put on the neutral scale he'd either be chaotic good or lawful evil
chaotic neutral
‘I took inflation to unreasonable extremes’
So inflation isn’t already unreasonable? •-•
He made it worse
The death increases
Gray: "All right yeah, just drive right past my creature over there. Don't worry, he doesn't bite...Or at least he hasn't bitten hard enough to get me sued yet."
I want to use some derivative of that idea on someone at my first opportunity, probably when I next see my neighbor walking their dog. I'll ask if the dog has gotten the owner sued yet. The trick is to remember it long enough to use it but I should remember it for at least a week if I don't get to use it sooner.
Some of GrayStillPlays Quotes:
"Not Today Satan!"
"I'm Still Alive!"
"Penis!"
"Bring Back The Meth Overlords!"
"The Lords Of The Underworld Are Using Their Cosmic Powers!"
"Yeet!"
"Yeeeeeeeeet!"
"Yeetus!"
"Get Yeeted!"
"This Wasn't Supposed To Happen😂!"
"That's Not Going To Happen!"
Gray you gotta start playing those weird indie simulation games again. Like the Doomsday Crisis Line, among many other amazingly weird simulation games that u played. I love games that shock you. That is saying something if a game can shock you. I can make a list...Just say the word lol
The cost of coffee is pain? Well, if it's Florida Man Coffee, then that checks out.
Gray is evil to every NPC but in a good way that has so much violence and chaos that its good
Grey knows dealership mechanics well😂😂😂😂😂
Gray for real called the Cabbage Patch 'Stirring the Cauldron' and I LOVE it
Can you tell me when that is pleae
Someone said something about the daily dose of GrayStillPlays - 2 things in my mind: first "he is right", second "Gray is a little bit like Mr Tambourine Man from song of Bob Dylan..." Yeah... Definitely this might be a good definition 😂
Gray, have you considered selling Floridaman Strawberry Jam? ("Every jar personally made by Floridaman himself!")
As somebody who worked at a gas station for years (arco/ampm) this video stresses me out and brings back bad memories lol
Today at school, we have a cool shop where we can buy stuff like food, and the prices were like gas prices, I swear just for a wrist band, it costed 20 "Pride Bucks". Our school currency is called pride bucks.
The fact the South Park evil is on the thumbnail already makes this video enjoyable.
Gray missed the opportunity to say
“We dont just pump gas, we guzzle it”
Hey Gray, at 15:42, I think that was Ben & Jerry's ice cream.🤣
"Gotta take a bite out of your battery."
Like he doesn't know what a jumpstart is.
Also, how did she drive up, but need a jumpstart immediately.
Final bit: "I'll clean whatever you want me to!!"
My brain: So you'd wipe her ass?
First minute in, and the fictional car wash scenarios come out to play. I should know, I worked at a Car Wash in my High School Senior year.
And after doing Detailing for a while, I guarantee, you'll NEVER see car interiors this bad.
It's like someone conjured up Car Detail's worst nightmare and made it 10 times worse. Friggin' 'ey.
10:40 jesus that girl is massive. kneeling down shes still a full head above the roof of the car.
that vehicle basically comes up to her waist, if even that high.
"I took inflation to unreasonable extremes"
Weimar Germany: *_Rookie numbers!!_*
Venezuela:P a t h e t i c
Gray, I can attest to this game. Working at Enterprise, you’ll be amazed what people do to their cars. We usually have the same reactions as you. 😂
You're in the Gray zone when buying gas goes from self-service to self-immolation stations!
gray’s favourite thing: pain.
Gps: "Now Parking..."
You: :)
Gps: "8:31"
You: "FRICK"
Gps stands for Gray's Parking situation
"$5000 TO PUMP GAS?!" . . . . . . . ". . . wait?" 'looks outside' "Yeah that makes sense."
Grays videos make me laugh every day I see them
Now I want to watch Gray play Gas Station Simulator
IDK how long will i keep watching your vid Grey
It's just casual mobile game and yet you never fail to make it entertaining
It's been 2 years+ i've subscribe this channel lol
Man gas station simulator must have reaally popped off
The dancing girl is torque girl. There's reference to fecal material there anyway.Gray Macrorverse. Big missed opportunity there, Gray! 😝
NEW FLAVOR OF FLORIDA MAN COFFEE CONFIRMED???
This channel feels like my everyday life
Keep up the good work Gray!!!!
Gray looks deeper into the common things to a point where I'm questioning why I didn't notice it either😂
Next April 1st, Grey should play a game "properly."
Happy new year everyone.
As a former gas jockey, I can say this is very accurate except for the massive amount of money lol
The king has uploaded 👑
At about 1:27 the seat he is not cleaning is not textured lol😂
Me and gray are the comedy king and queen
Don't even have to finish the video it deserves the like!
8:04
Gray: “WHAT KINDA TOWN ARE WE LIVING IN?!”
Me: It’s just the average Gas Station in Ohio, yk?
Besides, it’s America, what do you expect?
10/10 Gas station! My soul feels fresh after already it was crushed!
as a person who lives in vancouver, this is an accurate representation of gas prices here
Yep
Gray is a menace that’s not menacing like wtf
Your average Graystillplays video
12:52, anyone else getting anxiety watching gray torque down those tire bolts wrong?
We need floridaman and Spleens back from the Sims!!
Man the inflation this year just for coffee and gas 😂😂😂😂
GRAY ALWAYS MAKES MY DAY
Lol, pump gas and chug it, sounds like Trevor from GTAV would love this place.
I'm surprised Gray didn't notice the size of the girl next to the car wash. She's a giant compared to the cars :o
Yk… the hardest part is watching his videos in class when every 2 minutes you laugh or try not to laugh😂😂
3:23 forget FloridaManCoffee. We need FloridaManGas
$5000 for a low quality gas station coffee actually sounds quite accurate today.
When I read that title I was concerned you meant something else. Glad it was just gas prices
"eggplant coffee" completely missed opportunity for a Florida Man Coffee ad
Gray is exactly the person who give Satan alcoholic coffee
0:44 At a guess I'd say this game was made during the COVID toilet paper crisis.
2:19 "keep the pumps comin" 😉
The lady during the beginning of the video krapped on the seat🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know its gonna be good when it's about a job
When a gas station makes more money than GOD HIMSELF, you know that gas station has good service.
I miss when you did these sim games. Do more!
I love the thumbnail from south park I actually really love that show
Did anyone else notice the car wash attendant, while kneeling, is taller than the cars? That's one tall lady. Like, damn.
dude gray i have caught up on every one of your videos i absolutely love your humor for a florida man your not so bad but can you do more mobile games also im curious what this game is
GRAY!!!!! You should do a game called perfect coffee. The perfect mix of coffee and chaos. And no one cares
Your my fav RUclipsr and now - I have been persuading my family members to joyfully join this beautiful youtuber and god literally gods manager put down to earth
*snork* Yeah, those rich people cars are -- concerning, to say the least. XD At least they have Death Master Gas to come to for their washes, where Gray never asks questions so long as you give him a quarter of a million dollars for his service. XD
I love how the thumbnail has the devil from South Park
10:33 Where did this girl come from? She'd have to pull out the front seats to be able to sit in that car.
i think u mean the roof
@@isaiahf-d846 That too. Might as well tear off the bodywork and use it as a go cart.
"I'm gonna have to throw this rag out..."
Yeah... just burn that rag.
Hello gray you should continue learning to fly 3 because you can crack the moon in half
Gray: brags about money
Also gray tow seconds later: we didn have much money
I was doing my project but obviously had to stop to watch Florida man, Gray. 😍
yhe way he says dollas really brings out his new jersey accent 😂
My first thought when looking at that custom gas station sign was some guy pouring gasoline on himself
1:24 Amber Heart's car be like
5:33 the “thank you my lord” was- idk- man, you could be a voice actor? Specifically for respectful medieval men?