Drunken Ghost Hunters 3: Return of the Jedi
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
- Embark on a wild ride with "Drunken Ghost Hunters™" as they booze their way through haunted locales, challenging spirits with science and spirits. Will they debunk the paranormal? Dive into their hilarious quest now!
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Writer here. Reading the comments, so chuffed you guys like these. I wish this was a TV show. I would die of liver cirrhosis tho. Lol.
These always give me a good laugh. Very much needed in these times of doomscrolling and bad news everywhere lol. Also kinda make me wanna start drinking again (i reeeeeeeally shouldn't, i know...) and go do this with some friends 😂
I enjoy what Simon calls "creatively bankrupt" episodes. These are some of my favorite episodes on DTU
Gonna need Simon to make a trip and join in if it continues!
Keep making these Mr Baker, they're great!
One of my favourite writers ✍️
I love how the writer tangents grew so long they just became the main topic and spawned an entire series. Not even being sarcastic, it's great stuff!
Still waiting for a series that's nothing but Simon chatting with ChatGPT while the editor fact checks all the inevitably wrong answers along with a tally on the screen.
I would watch an episode of it just to see what happens
+1, this would be epic
They are never too young, Simon. My youngest was about 2 and my sister was watching her. She said my child was playing in a pop up Barbie tent and while entering it she tripped. Only her red glitter Dorothy shows were visible.
She waited for the tears and crying but instead, from the depths of the tent, came the sound of my angel of a child saying, “ohhh, ship…”.
Yes, thankfully she said ship but the meaning was clear. My sister called me laughing so hard she was crying. I told her it was my husband always watching Sopranos. (She knew better. I have a non-family friendly vocabulary).
So, as a reminder, kids are never too young. lol 😂 😂
My favorite story of me as a kid is when I was 2 I saw my grandma drop something and say, “Oh, sh-!”
So two-year-old me spent the afternoon walking around our house dropping toys and saying, “Oh, sh-!”
Apparently, my mom was dying laughing, but my poor father was very distraught. He lived in fear of doing something wrong in raising me and my brother and I guess he thought I was just permanently going to be this way. He kept saying to my mom, “She’s still doing it! What do we do?!”
And Mom had to keep calming him down and promised I’d quit it if wasn’t reinforced. Which I did… until my late teens. 😂
Side note: I once saw my friend accidentally swear in from of her toddler. We were bringing in groceries and she realized she forgot something. So my friend muttered, “F-.”
Her toddler repeated the word, and without missing a beat, my friend said, “No, we can’t see the ducks right now, honey.”
And her kid said, “No ducks.”
I was like, “Wow. That… was slick!”
As a two year old, I wanted to go somewhere in our house but a trash can was somehow in the way of where I wanted to go. I threw my hands up dramatically and huffed, “the trash can is FUCKING ME UP!”
Mom bolted from the room so as not to be caught laughing and thus enforcing the concept that this behavior was funny and good, while Dad just stayed and chuckled before telling me that he understood my irritation but that I needed to express myself differently.
I now have a baby that is nearly 8 months old and am sure I will inevitably have a trash can fucking up his vibes moment.
As a biologist I'm endlessly amused by what Simon does (and mostly doesn't) know about animals. I don't blame him for being skeptical after the drop bears prank, but flying foxes are very real and very cute.
You would be equally amused by his missing knowledge of geography. 😂
Neither of which he uses chatGPT to look up so it’s like he doesn’t care 😅😂😂😂. The animal channel will land someday.
I'm endlessly devastated by the fact that people have written drop bears off as a prank, considering they ate all of my brothers!
They're extremely cute, and barely deadly at all. At most they'll take, what, a pint or so of blood. You got lots more blood, let them have a snack. Just stay away from packs of them.
Its fun isn't it? I really want to see what his reaction would be to some of the cool snakes in Arizona or even the things I spot here in GA
Yes, I love these!
Can't wait for Drunken Ghost Hunters 4: the Phantom Cirrhosis
Followed by Ghost Hunters 5: Attack of the Clogged Liver and #6: the Revenge of the Sixth of Tequila! LOL
Oooh. I like that one.
@@dr.davidbaker86 Feel free to use for your next installment, once your liver has recovered.
Best comment 😂!!
drunken ghost hunters 7: the transplant
dgh 8: the relapse
dgh 9: ghosts hunting ghosts
“… while inadvertently revealing my tragic lifelong struggle with alcohol abuse” - 😂 very, very good writing Dave. Tip of the hat from a fellow dipsomaniac.
Simon: no such thing as a bat that big!
STRAYA MATE!
There's a reason I refer to Australia as "Tuchanka" -- it's a continent that consumes life and has been trying to kill its bipedal inhabitants for thousands of years, kinda like the planet from Mass Effect. ;)
@@aq5426 I wouldn't be surprised if Kalros was wandering around the central area of Australia. Nobody says anything because it wouldn't be believed.
Flying Foxes are very real. The average adult has a wingspan of 1 m and weighs 1 kg. They're also adorable imo.
And full of disease! But very adorable, yes.
The list of booze they packed makes a lot more sense considering they were in bat country.
@@DeliveryMcGee All three Episodes were set in the natural range of Flying Foxes.
They just wanna mash fruit.
Someone needs to show Simon a picture of a hammerhead bat!
Thank you Alex, for joining David!
Drunken Ghost hunting: "Did you hear that?""Yeah mate, I just tripped on some debris over there.""Dave, there is a ghost right next to you that looks exactly like you.""No mate, you're just seeing double."
🤣🤣🤣
Oh hey new CasCrim I'll watch that when I get ho-
"Drunken Ghost Hunters 3"
EY BOSS SORRY MY UH CAT IS DYING OF DYSENTERY ON THE OREGON TRAIL I GOTTA GO
Sometimes, I will see a Whistlerverse upload and wait a while to click it, just due to mood. I don't think that will *ever* be the case with Drunken Ghost Hunters, it's always an instant watch.
Special thanks to Dave’s and Alex’s livers 😂
Very entertaining!
You're welcome! :)
The Drunkin Ghost hunters mini-series are why I am a fan of the Whistlerverse! Thank you!
33:31 man I've gotten so shitfaced once that i had a 50 minute conversation with a fence post... 😂😂😂
That's fine so long as the fence post doesn't win any arguments. Then you're screwed.
@@Plaprad Mate of mine lost such an argument and drank a bottle of vodka not a great choice
@@Plaprad thank god it didn't go THAT far 🤣🍻
Mate of mine had a half hour conversation turned argument with a flower pot. Apparently they disagreed over whether the temperature that night was just right or too cold.
I have never been drunk, but I have had a bad case of sleep deprivation where I was having a conversation with a few plush animals, and was pretty sure that they were replying... the dog had a German accent, so maybe it thought it was a Shepherd...
I love these episodes because whereas the normal episodes are more of an academic, research based debunking, these are in the field, hands-on debunks where Pseudo-Semi-Professional Debunkers risk life and liver to bring us throughly written and immensely humorous reports on real "Haunted" locations.
I don't know how as a member of the Simon cult. Sorry the Simon writers cult I have missed this Ghost hunters phenomenon. I must spend the rest of my day not working but catching up. Thank you for I am going to squander the next 24 hours
Hope you enjoy! (the writer)
@@dr.davidbaker86 Is that Milo as your picture? That's one handsome doggo
@@jrmckim Yep!
Imagine dying and still having to go to work 😂
Robocop did :p
"Surprisingly" this hit? Drunk ghost hunting - what are you not getting, factboy.
Yeah Factboy. what he said! 😂
What ghost hunting the writer was drooling over the lass
If I was him,I'd be surprised too.75% of the script is unnecessarily in depth descriptions of each and every drink they drink,and for some weird reason,in depth descriptions of what is friend wears...I literally listened to the maybe 20 minutes of this that wasn't side tangents,and descriptions of his drinks.I like his other scripts,but these drunken ones annoy me.Its like he just forgets how to write a real script.
david and alex are a dream team for this series XD
Hahaha poor Simon. You are the only one who has trust issues with us Aussies. Would you believe if I told you there's a small marsupial called a sugar glider
A buddy of mine had one many years ago. They're awesome little critters. Always wanted one, but they're apparently like ferrets and tend to get hurt if you let them out and don't watch them.
@@PlapradIve always wanted a sugar glider as a pet, but theyre illegal here in Queensland. Go figure; they're widely available in the USA, but can't be kept in their home state. Ditto flying foxes which are very cute and cuddly, but carry nasty diseases. Sigh!
I had a sugar glider for a while as a wildlife carer. He was super cute and teaching to glide was fun…not so much when he landed in my face.
tell him about how koala bears give aussies STIs
I love sugar gliders! They're so freakin' cute but my mom has a co-worker who thinks they're ugly and calls them "flying rats" How anyone could look at those little faces and think they're ugly is beyond me.
10 minutes in, welcome to Townsville.
My brain: PPG narrator "The City of Townsville!"
Me too!!
😂
Same!!!
Oh good, it wasn’t just me!
Honestly, same. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Me to and Charters towers
Love these episodes! Alex sounds like an awesome person to be friends with. Thanks for taking us along on your adventure, Dave! 😊
Alex always sounds amazingly awesome. Not surprised the swingers tried to chat her up. Loved the Baby Shark wake call. Never change Alex. Never change.
Gosh I love Aussie humour 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
David, you’re a gem!
Edit: I lived in Balgowlah and Manly! And yes, the winters are too cold. Stop pretending you don’t need central heating. 😂
This is what happens when a Lizard Overlord lets a minion drink. Allegedly. Cheers from Tennessee
Simon I am a 45 year old attorney and I happily volunteer as tribute to do all you're drinking for you.
I'll even pay my own airfare.
As for accommodations, I assume the office has, like, a front stoop or something. I'll sleep there.
* your * Attorney huh?
@@jimmccauley9099 I've been a paralegal for many years and worked directly with over 10 lawyers. I believe him. Lawyers are incapable of proofreading anything. Most of them can hardly use technology. I'm honestly surprised he was able to leave a comment without his assistant doing it for him. 😁
nah, you’ll end up in the basement (allegedly)
@@mikieswart ALLEGEDLY! :)
Saw the title, and it was the fastest click I’ve ever given! Can’t wait to hear this one 🤣🤣
Man I love the drunken ghost hunting series 😂
David is hilarious! I love his scripts. Can't wait to read his book.
Having a really bad day and seeing there's a part 3 here has really cheered me up.
Thank you David ❣️
You're welcome :) Hope you feel better soon
I also hope your day gets better, just a rando internet person though.
Love how simons well placed scepticism on the paranormal extends to a not so well placed scepticism on antipodean wildlife 😂
lol
@@dr.davidbaker86 hugely entertaining these drunken ghost hunts if your liver can take it keep up the good work 👏 😄
3:00 - Chapter 1 - Dramatis personae
10:10 - Chapter 2 - Welcome to townsville
14:45 - Chapter 3 - The west end cemetery
25:15 - Chapter 4 - The imperial hotel in ravenswood
37:00 - Chapter 5 - The world of charter towers
44:10 - Chapter 6 - Drinks with Mrs Corday
50:30 - Chapter 7 - The staggering tour
58:05 - Conclusion
The editors for Simon's channels are absolute Legends!
I don't know exactly why I love these so much but I always do. Please keep them coming, David/Simon and team!
That American cover of David’s book is epic
It'll be nice to laugh at something after getting fired earlier today. Looking forward to this one.
Good luck with finding something.
I got fired months ago and will be starting a new job next week. It look it's time but I was lazy about it. Sorry to hear you had a shit day but hopefully it turns around for you😊
Been there buddy. In a few months or a year, you'll bounce back and all the negative feelings will be a distant memory. Take it easy. (the writer)
Keep your head up mate. Remember when one door shuts, many others open. Carry on 💙
I hope you stopped at the liquor store on the way home. This one practically requires that.
We need a part 4! I’m sure David and Alex’s livers would be capable of taking the beating
Favorite series EVER! Please keep hunting on your holidays for those of us living vicariously.
I was SURPRISED how elated I was to see this in my feed. I love this a lot.
Yes drunken ghost hunters is BACK!
This is my new favorite once a year treat!
Part travelogue, part historical expose, part freewheeling adventure tipping at the edge of decency, and all marvelously narrated and annotated by the best improvisational presenter and commentator on the internets. Drunken Ghost Hunters gives stupid-stition everything it deserves, and they give us exactly what we want to brighten the mood!
No, ghosts are not "real," and they are not an electromagnetic phenomenon. That would be like saying "Last Tuesday has gravity."
Slammed on the video as soon as i saw the title, i love these so much
These drunken ghost hunts are my favorite videos. Keep up the great work!
:)
Dave and his gang are legends when it comes to drinking, I felt hungover just listening to what they were drinking.
I'm Canadian, and even I know that "drop bear" is just another name for a koala 😂
No it's not.Its an entirely different,and made up entity...Koalas,are koalas.
Ooh new drunk ghost hunters!
Alex getting hit on buy swinger? I'm so curious... what does she look like lol
I have exactly 0 experience of alcohol, but i find these deeply informative and entertaining.
Looking forward to the clip of Simon googling flying foxes and freaking out at the dinosaur-sized bat. o.o
Great writing. It is rather more enjoyable to hangover vicariously through you.
I don't drink and I don't believe in ghosts and yet I find these videos endlessly entertaining.
Only sequel I was actually excited so far this year 😆 love me some drunken ghost hunters 👻
These are always a riot! Thanks for your service Dave.
Defo a blend of Gonzo journalism, an academic undertone and booze till all hours. Five stars.
Love these episodes. 😂 I feel bad for their health, but the escapades are super amusing. I was so scared they were about to be arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct, though. Stay safe!
These are great. Please make many, many more.
Seeing DGH 3 pop up on my feed is better than seeing an actual ghost. 👻
YES FINALLY A NEW DRUNKEN GHOSTHUNTERS
Already excited for episode 4
Was just thinking I hope more of these were made, thanks David!
I love these episodes. Always a good laugh. Expecially when i am also tipsy 😂💗
Love you Simon, subbed to all the channels. I drive 30-40 hours a week and your videos/voice keeps me calm while driving. Thank you for that 😁
Ooh, could it be another Badass Alex and Drunken David episode? WOOT!!!
I live for these! My ex was obsessed with ghost hunting TV shows, and seeing you guys thumb your noses at it is just hilarious!
You just made waking up at 5 am on a Saturday worth it for me. Thank You!
Can't even carry Alcohol openly in public, in Australia.
The police really love it when you do though:
They 'give you a warning' and confiscate the booze.
If the police see you, then you are not doing it right
I see many a bloke carrying a box/carton of booze around without a cop stopping 'em. Maybe it's just if you got one open.
If you ever visit Prague, let me fund your booze bill. Seriously, I am local and I will do it!
Any good ghost tours around town? 😂
I might also be your driver because you’d get arrested pretty quick 😂
Yes! Many ghost tours. Really famous ones in the Old Town
I'll bear that in mind! Cheers!
Whoo! A new episode of my favourite youtube series!
I did not know I needed this in my life! Time to binge more drunken ghost hunter episodes!
😂
Let's go! Love these Ghost Hunters better than the show. Why not have David go on a drunken voyage with the Ghost Adventures to make them film that stuff 😂
Yes, there is Simon. Flying foxes are large Australian bats. The biggest one I've seen was bigger than a large crow. Drop bears are koalas, they get super fucked up on gum leaves and fall out of their trees.
No way! I was thinking about the first 2 parts like a day ago and was hoping for a new edition! Awesome!
Same here!
Can't wait for Drunken Ghost Hunters 4: The Phantom Menace!
Love it. Went to school in the 90s in Charter Tower and live in townsville
Can we make these episodes into their own playlist? They are always awesome!
Wonder how it would go if the other writers try their own Drunken Ghost Hunters 😂
The joking about Townsville is because the state of Queensland is our Florida (only vastly bigger and far far less populated) and the further north you go the more we joke about the residents. Its the heat and isolation of each town I think.
Simon, flying foxes (fruit bats) are real.
Arh Townsville is my hometown! I have been to Charter Towers and Ravenwood in my childhood numerous of times.
I went on school excursions to West End Cemetery in primary school ( year 4) as a 9-year-old or 10-year-old. I found it fascinating looking at old graves and buildings.
At the time, we were learning about Townsville's history, about the founding fathers John Melton Black and Robert Towns.
By visiting the museum/aquarium and seeing old buildings. i.e. the customs house, the Queens Hotel, the old railway station, old regional newspaper building.
I can remember wandering around the graves and hearing about the ghost stories. I can remember the teacher telling us There are numerous unmarked graves. My grandfather told me that a couple of my great uncle's family are buried at this cemetery. My great uncle's family also own a couple of cattle properties in the region around Charter Towers and Townsville. One of his sons got killed in a cattle train accident on Flinder Highway outside Charter Towers in the mid-1990s.
I forgot about ghost stories at pubs/nightclubs along Flinders Street.
The drunk ghost hunter series is my favorite thing about this channel
The flying fox bat is indeed a real bat with wingspans of several feet.
If you get old enough to legally drink at a pub and haven't seen/felt anything weird... then I doubt you ever will XD
Simon, flying foxes do indeed approach hawk size. On the plus side, they only eat fruit.
Yeeees! Was thinking about the next one only the other day
I absolutely love this series!!!!💯
When my kid was little, my friends would let a swear or two fly through then quickly apologize. Partner and I would always say the same thing “his grandmother swears all the time so if anything you're at least better than her lol”. It often got a chuckle and the friends would visibly relax. We often would tell them that partner and I don't sweat around him so he doesn't hear it every day, but that when he does start swearing we are planning on telling him what the words mean and then letting him. We believed it would make the words less fun to say, but now, at 14, is been 6 years since he left us landlubbers... Yeah he swears like a sailor lol. Thing is, he never does so in polite company/settings. He says “fuck you” to his dad and me, but it's always in jest and I give him the finger back. He has never meaningfully sworn at either of us, not have we ever had a call about him cursing in school, and I've not once heard him curse while we're out and about. He probably does so with his friends, he is a teenager after all, but he seems to only curse in like company.
As a good example, I have this short story:
Kid was at his friend's house and friend's parents said “I'm sure kid never swears...” to which kid laughed and replied “my parents are ok with me swearing.”
He never elaborated but the fact that friend's parents never contacted me about it, I figured they probably guessed correctly that we taught him some swearing etiquette, lol.
I guess it likely goes without saying, but our whole house swears now and not a single one of us swears in sensible company.
These tales of drunken ghost hunting shenanigans are a great time, thanks for your liver's sacrifice David and Alex!
Factboi and his ghost squad here with another banger of a video
I have been waiting for this!!!
These stories are the best. Thank you David and Alex!
Yes! I've been waiting for this! ❤ Hi, David!
Alex is a legend! 😂
Clicked like so fast. Love this series 😂
Dave, you and Alex should have camped roadside on the highway or kept going down the highway to Richmond to see if you could find any dinosaur ghosts! ...nice work though, love your escapades!
I love these! I'm so glad I'm off today! Thanks!
I listened while as I was working the other day. I freaking LOVE these pissed ghost hunts with the writers. I just like knowing that the writers are able to leave the basement every once in a while, get some fresh air and have a drink while they do some research for the channel.
These are TOO GOOD!!!!
Pokies, aussie for poker machines lol. Greetings from Australia 🇦🇺
"Not even sure what a Jedi is". Simons ignorance of modern pop culture never never cease to amaze/amuse me.
Drunken Ghost Hunters lets gooooo