I'm sorry, they patched it out because it was "too silly?" Isn't this the game where you can dress up as a flamingo mascot and escape a level by flapping your arms really fast and flying away?
They took their sweet time patching it out, people were anxious at the time of the first patch -- it was mentioned, but said "they don't see a problem with it. Their final reasoning when the fixed it was something along the line of "putting the sillyness into one item instead of several".
The rake by the lake did make her skull ache. Then down to the Creek where the end was quite bleak. Though stealth is what you would like. It all went "Full Mike"
"Science complete" - I for one am grateful at the dedication and extra time that Jane invested in the vitally important area of study that is Hitman bus science. Where will the next advances in Hitmanning science be? 🔬💣😄
The original saying was actually "Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" and was said about 2500 years ago by the Greek historian, Herodotus.
The Herodotus quote Jane keeps grasping for, which is an unofficial motto of the US Postal Service and original refered to the couriers of Ancient Persia is "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
Who else was really moved by the story of Pedro the cockroach, who had been owned by the exterminator as a boy, and had led him to sedate the insects he exterminates instead of killing them?
Imagine if you could put a bomb in it and like your target is escaping in a jet and you just throw that it goes on the plane drops bomb on it and comes back and the bomb explodes
If only they had increased the actual targeting distance whilst using the homing briefcase perhaps then it would have been a bit more entertaining as a useful tool in the hitman's arsenal
Andy: Do you want me to die exiting the level again? Mike: Yes. Andy: Don't want to be here all day. Mike: But Andy it's funny. This encapsulates why Andy is the stealth angel and Mike is the "Go loud" devil on my shoulders when I play Hitman.
In which the escalation becomes that little bit more tricky because of the houserule "If they are running, they get briefcased, because Mike spend hours unlocking this weapon and it's funny"
I mean, sure, Agent 47 could be a robot. But have we considered that it might be Eagle Vision and he's the product of Templars experimenting with Assassin DNA?
@@jdarchie777 In the Isle of Skail Level is an secret Exit where 47 does basically an leap of faith into the ocean. One of the requirements to unlock this exit is wearin the Blake Nathaniel Disguise.
I’m kind of sad the homing briefcase doesn’t return to your hand after it’s thrown. Imagine it if it was a hitman version of Thor’s hammer for agent 47
Honestly the idea of a homing briefcase in the hands of Mike sounds like the recipe for pure and utter chaos. I think the only thing that could be worse would be a homing explosive rubber duck.
Random Passerby: "What is that?" Agent 47: "Oh, this? It's my super serious business briefcase. What brilliant secrets is he hiding in there? Who knows!" RP: "You can't open the lock, can you?" A47: "...............Nope!"
(Stands at podium) "Did you know that the first credited automobile was created in Germany in 1885? The inventor was Karl Benz, whose name would later become part of the conglomerate Mercedes-Benz, though that wouldn't produce solid results until the mid-1920s..."
And then Mike will start requiring HOURS to dress up Agent 47 because he can't decide on the perfect look for the mission. Is that a sign of the apocalypse?
Speaking as a bus driver allow me to confirm, obviously we'd stop if there was an unconscious body in our path, but yeah, we get special training in identifying corpses and the timetable is waaaay more important than preserving a potential crime scene. :-D
Throw your brief...case It goes real slow, but it always wins the race. OH GOD, it's a brief...case. What's inside? I don't mind, when I throw this case you cannot hide! it's my brief...case! Officer, my friend just died! Who did it? A briefcase committed the crime! Excuse me sir, there's a man with a rake, he makes me feel like my life is at stake! Don't be a fool, that's a gardening tool. What could a man do with a- AH! (Song by Slimecicle, go check his channel out.)
I believe that this briefcase is like mjolnir for Thor, only those worthy can wield this briefcase. How else can you explain that it flies around corners and no-one else lifts it?
"Let's get Batty in the creek"... Well, if you insist. Also, how did nobody think of these? "Express Delivery!" *thud* "Direct Package!" *thud* "Airmail!" *thud* ... I've ... got a lot of practice.
Homing breifcase being too silly??? Isnt this the game where you dress up as a flamingo or a clown. Or wear a literal suit of armor and run around with a greatsword playing dark souls? Edit: also explosive ducks
"We patched the silly briefcase out. Now here's ANOTHER briefcase that does the same thing the old one did AND, escalation that shows a jogger getting smacked in the face with a rake
Would you hit her with a rake? Could you drown him in the lake? Would you, could you, go and vote? I would not, could not; look what's been wrote. -Dr. Forty-Seuss
47's grip is so crushingly strong that the rake is mostly sawdust by the time it leaves his hand, only needing the little jolt of hitting the floor to overcome the friction holding it together
Disappointed at the lack of the official sound of the homing briefcase, which of course is WOMWOMWOMWOMWOM
should have played the noise Sideshow Bob makes when he gets hit by the rakes too
I'm sorry, they patched it out because it was "too silly?" Isn't this the game where you can dress up as a flamingo mascot and escape a level by flapping your arms really fast and flying away?
Yes. How else should he fly away?
Don’t forget about the ending where you ride away surfing a dolphin.
I believe it was patched out because of its homing effect. :P they then recently readied it due to a meme
Hahaha. I mean, how do you fly away in a pink flamingo costume? I was under the impression there was only one way. lol
They took their sweet time patching it out, people were anxious at the time of the first patch -- it was mentioned, but said "they don't see a problem with it. Their final reasoning when the fixed it was something along the line of "putting the sillyness into one item instead of several".
The rake by the lake did make her skull ache.
Then down to the Creek where the end was quite bleak.
Though stealth is what you would like. It all went "Full Mike"
In short, you give and you take.
"Science complete" - I for one am grateful at the dedication and extra time that Jane invested in the vitally important area of study that is Hitman bus science. Where will the next advances in Hitmanning science be? 🔬💣😄
everyone misses the last objective of the escalation untill they were in Combat
me: well everything has gone a bit Mike
"I can't work with these tools ".
I wonder if Jane has ever said that before?
The infamous homing briefcase massacre of Whittelton Creek, at least the security managed to close the case.
On behalf of Andy BOO!
Actually I thought that was pretty good.👍
@@maxvel0city906 That's quite suite, Thanks . :D
Andy with a briefcase is almost as frightening as Jane with a screwdriver
The original saying was actually "Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" and was said about 2500 years ago by the Greek historian, Herodotus.
21:50 Said in my best mobster Italian accent, "Take the gun. Leave the rake."
"Awwww! It'll find me!"
It's a homing briefcase, Jane. Not Sokka's boomerang! lol
I remember when Andy used to try (and usually succeed) at going for Silent Assassin. I miss those days.
If Agent 47 was disguised as a Jedi he could use the Parcel Force.
The Herodotus quote Jane keeps grasping for, which is an unofficial motto of the US Postal Service and original refered to the couriers of Ancient Persia is "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
I like to think 47’s briefcase is his version of mjolnir, and if you pick it up you gain the powers of x-ray vision and murder
MIKE unlocked the briefcase?? I guess the true Hitman master really was him all along...
29:02 Stealth Mike: "now to hide in the reeds like a crocodile."
Also Stealth Mike: (promptly crouches next to reeds)
"What is this fragile rack bulls*t?!" This sounds like something you should yell in a risk adverse project meeting.
Who else was really moved by the story of Pedro the cockroach, who had been owned by the exterminator as a boy, and had led him to sedate the insects he exterminates instead of killing them?
That homing briefcase is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. Period.
Neither Rain, nor Snow, nor Gloom of Night shall stay these messengers from their sacred duty.
"Mike Alert 3" Loved that comment from Jane. XD
Not only did you all have quips for being a postman, they were all different! It's almost as if you were in the same room as each other or something.
You guys should try playing Hunt Showdown a bit. Andy is very likely to enjoy it.
I've agree. It's a sweet game.
When the rake broke...I loled.
28:50, certain Jane was trying to get into a "little rake with clogs on, well I declare" mood there.
17:34 Everything in existence can be described as just a “not-good rake”.
Imagine if you could put a bomb in it and like your target is escaping in a jet and you just throw that it goes on the plane drops bomb on it and comes back and the bomb explodes
23:20 "Leave the gun briefcase, take the cannoli package"
Andy: Lawful Neutral.
Mike: Chaotic Evil
Jane: Mega Evil
The ending was amazing.
Fun fact The ICA is an actual organization in Ireland it's The Irish Womens Accoation the word for Girl is Collieen
If only they had increased the actual targeting distance whilst using the homing briefcase perhaps then it would have been a bit more entertaining as a useful tool in the hitman's arsenal
7:35 Oh no, it's the consequence of your actions!
Agent 47 cant drive any of the cars in hitman cause he never got his license
So this is what happened when Dennis the Menes hiers 47
My favorite part of Let's Play is Jane, Mike and Andy gleefully shouting "yaaaaay!" in unison when any goal is accomplished.
It's like that constructive children's show you watch as a kid.....just.....ya know......with more murder....
It's especially fun when they do that after a gruesome murder that was taking them ages!
Andy: Do you want me to die exiting the level again?
Mike: Yes.
Andy: Don't want to be here all day.
Mike: But Andy it's funny.
This encapsulates why Andy is the stealth angel and Mike is the "Go loud" devil on my shoulders when I play Hitman.
biggest dilemma in hitman for me is " do I bring the silverballer, or the striker?"
Andy: "Do you want me to die exiting the level again??"
Mike: "Yes!"
Jane: "Sacrificed to the Bus gods."
Self: "Reminder to self, if you spot Jane waiting for the bus just run the other way."
"Not rain, not snow, not dead of night" Jane's description version of the Postal Service slogan makes them sound like they're all secretly batman.
Fun fact: The higher your frame rate, the slower the briefcase goes.
so thats why my briefcase is a rocket
"Now I am become Mailman, the destroyer of noses."
-Mailman
Once again the Oxbox crew decide to name and befriend something random. This time it's a briefcase called Briefy.
It's just like GLaDOS said about the Companion Cube!
Missed the opportunity to call him Homer. lol
In which the escalation becomes that little bit more tricky because of the houserule "If they are running, they get briefcased, because Mike spend hours unlocking this weapon and it's funny"
The comical "clunk" sound when the rake knocks someone down is the icing on the slapstick cake.
I mean, sure, Agent 47 could be a robot. But have we considered that it might be Eagle Vision and he's the product of Templars experimenting with Assassin DNA?
Redcognito he also hides and plane site and tries to not kill civilians which is two of the rules of the Assassins
Can't confirm unless agent 47 does a leap of faith off a tall ass building
ICA stands for Indubitably Copy Assassins
@@jdarchie777 In the Isle of Skail Level is an secret Exit where 47 does basically an leap of faith into the ocean. One of the requirements to unlock this exit is wearin the Blake Nathaniel Disguise.
Agent 47: "Be sure to *hit* the like button for more pranks."
33:36
Andy is shouting "get him" repeatedly.
Mike, immediately after publicly lobbing a briefcase at someone: No, I want to stealth this one.
Classic Ox Hitman here:
Andy = the precise one
Mike = the insane one
Jane = The actually scary one
“I’ll make an unconscious body down the street.”
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Arts and Crafts with Jane!
“Here’s one I made earlier.”
The briefcase is presumably filled with a careful arrangement of boomerangs magnets and paper planes
Boomerang magnets. No wonder he's so powerful
Also buttered pieces of toast tied to the backs of cats.
@@youliahadzhidimova5260 and presumably palettes covered in wet paint and swatches of shag carpet
@@mellow_mallow That one sounds like personal experience :))
@@youliahadzhidimova5260haha, yep
unfortunately
"I am become Mailman, destroyer of worlds."
Can we have this on a t-shirt ? Please ?
Jane: "Is THAT a rake?"
Andy: "No, that's a lamppost."
Jane: "Oh- a tall, bright, not-good rake. That's no good. We're looking for the Faberge rake."
I’m kind of sad the homing briefcase doesn’t return to your hand after it’s thrown. Imagine it if it was a hitman version of Thor’s hammer for agent 47
Boomerang briefcase should be a thing
If you try and throw the homing briefcase and don't let go it carries you along like Thor's hammer, Mjolnir.
Mike: Surely there's a rake in his garden.
Jane & Andy: *Silence*
Jane & Andy: There's gotta be a rake in his garden!
Honestly the idea of a homing briefcase in the hands of Mike sounds like the recipe for pure and utter chaos. I think the only thing that could be worse would be a homing explosive rubber duck.
I raise you this HOMING EXPLOSIVE RACE CAR!
Whispers: Hitman Devs call me. 🤙
"homing breafcase" is the 4th weirdest thing i've ever heard...
Random Passerby: "What is that?"
Agent 47: "Oh, this? It's my super serious business briefcase. What brilliant secrets is he hiding in there? Who knows!"
RP: "You can't open the lock, can you?"
A47: "...............Nope!"
Papa Kenn Media LLC
Debrief after mission
Dianna: “Why did you eliminate that Random Passerby 47?”
Agent 47: “He knew too much Dianna.”
If Flinty knew what his suitcase could do...
It’s a briefcase of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
I get that reference
Wow Andy really Mike it up in the start.... Soon Andy will start talking about cars....
(Stands at podium) "Did you know that the first credited automobile was created in Germany in 1885? The inventor was Karl Benz, whose name would later become part of the conglomerate Mercedes-Benz, though that wouldn't produce solid results until the mid-1920s..."
And then Mike will start requiring HOURS to dress up Agent 47 because he can't decide on the perfect look for the mission. Is that a sign of the apocalypse?
The Douglas clans family blade? "Rakebreaker", presumably.
Anders Dahnielson You sir, have earned a giggle.
or the "Swordraker"
WHAT? i can't believe they've patched out the standard briefcases homing effect
Patch 2.14 did it. And they were sneaky about it too....
I didn't even realise it was a bug as I never used the briefcase to throw at people in early days.
@@stingersplash eurogamer did a fantastic "briefcase drifting genocide run" on one of their livestreams
Speaking as a bus driver allow me to confirm, obviously we'd stop if there was an unconscious body in our path, but yeah, we get special training in identifying corpses and the timetable is waaaay more important than preserving a potential crime scene. :-D
Ah yes, the good old days of Dark Souls 2, and OX swearing... Mike: “What is this fragile rake bulls#|t!?!”
"Neither rain nor snow nor glom of nit shall stay these mesengers abot their duty"
Going Postal is one of my favourite Discworld books
Going Postal is the book that introduced me to Discworld. I only read it because my aunt said I reminded her of one of the characters (Stanley)
No wonder they struggled to find a rake if they break that easily - they're all in pieces in people's bins!
Throw your brief...case
It goes real slow, but it always wins the race.
OH GOD, it's a brief...case.
What's inside? I don't mind, when I throw this case you cannot hide!
it's my brief...case!
Officer, my friend just died!
Who did it?
A briefcase committed the crime!
Excuse me sir, there's a man with a rake,
he makes me feel like my life is at stake!
Don't be a fool, that's a gardening tool.
What could a man do with a-
AH!
(Song by Slimecicle, go check his channel out.)
All that's missing is the Sideshow Bob grumble after the rake smack. XD
I believe that this briefcase is like mjolnir for Thor, only those worthy can wield this briefcase. How else can you explain that it flies around corners and no-one else lifts it?
"Let's get Batty in the Creek" definitely sounds like some sort of dirty euphemism.
Jane: "It's gone entirely south. It's at the south pole. It couldn't be more south..."
I mean, it wouldn't be Mike playing if it didn't, right?
7 times 47 was an absolute prankster. Make it happen. 💚
“Science complete.”
- Jane
Im my head 47 was excitedly tee heeing whilst wating for the jogger to step on the rake.
I lost it when they were saying "YAAAY" and then immediately went "OOOOOOW" in unison when that security guard (?) came into view. So funny!
Yes the homing briefcase is here! And puns!
In this episode Agent 47 goes postal.
Ambushing you in your own backyard and beaning you with a package. 47 is working for DHL I see.
So...how long before the "Agent 47's Faberge Rake Emporium!" t-shirt come out?
"Let's get Batty in the creek"... Well, if you insist.
Also, how did nobody think of these?
"Express Delivery!" *thud*
"Direct Package!" *thud*
"Airmail!" *thud*
...
I've ... got a lot of practice.
@@therewillbefire1833 For self defense, obviously.
Nothing can stand against a trained practitioner of post-fu.
@@therewillbefire1833 Aha! But now I'm fighting you with *Burning* mail! A far more deadly weapon!
Jane: one in each hand
47: I am become sleep, deliver of blunt objects
Omg less than 30s in and the PUNS
Homing breifcase being too silly??? Isnt this the game where you dress up as a flamingo or a clown. Or wear a literal suit of armor and run around with a greatsword playing dark souls?
Edit: also explosive ducks
Nah, that´s just Mike. :D
''just killing time, and people, while i wait'' - jane douglas
Ah I see Agent 47 has mastered the Sideshow Bob technique.
Nice Simpsons reference. 👍😂
Trying to watch this while following the Gamescon stream on WhatCulture- what's a person to do?
Feel like you guys missed a trick not titling it “rakeciddent.”
I’ll see myself out.
I AM BECOME EXTERMINATOR, DESTROYER OF MOLES.... I suppose we all thought that, one way or another...
Suggested title for 100 rake level: 'Rake-quiem for a Dream'
(Andy, offscreen: Boo! Booooooo!)
Package: I'm Fragile
My mail service: YEET (7:08)
One could say the third target was de-FENCE-less 🧐
Like I always say, nothing like a homing briefcase to the cranium to get rid of those Monday blues.
The follow up to the homing briefcase....the tactical rake now unbreakable and with optional stealth capabilities.
Jane: "I think you could slide the body into the water"
Me: "And why do you think so Jane?"
The one dislike is the jogger for sure.
OxBox + Hitman 2? I haven't even watch the video yet and I'm already gonna drop a like!
"Offer to help and take his clothes"
Sounds like a friday night to me
"We patched the silly briefcase out. Now here's ANOTHER briefcase that does the same thing the old one did AND, escalation that shows a jogger getting smacked in the face with a rake
Would you hit her with a rake?
Could you drown him in the lake?
Would you, could you, go and vote?
I would not, could not; look what's been wrote.
-Dr. Forty-Seuss
47's grip is so crushingly strong that the rake is mostly sawdust by the time it leaves his hand, only needing the little jolt of hitting the floor to overcome the friction holding it together