Its less complicated than that first u cant be a bad chess player. Someone punches the game into stockfish while u play. If ur opponent makes a blunder and stockfish meter goes crazy buzz them. Then they know there is a winning idea at this exact move. Any solid chess player will find it especially in untimed games. Thats the theory of how it would be done. Youd still have to be good at chess but if u know this move has a winning idea then its solving a chess puzzle
@@inbeing3464 you could suggest something like B4-D6 and it'll be _... ..._ _.. _.... It takes max 10 seconds to play and also easy to intercept if you know morse code, which in turn is also not hard to learn either, I learned it in a week through a game!
imagine entering a chess game without being prepared at all for them to check your ass. imagine the utter confusion. imagine this is a children's chess tournament. imagine they actually catch one.
this literally happened on camera to hans nieman the guy this whole chess scandal is about. he beat the best in the world in person at a huge tourny. theres video of them using a device to check for electronics and the dude definitely waves it by his butt. makes him turn around and everything.
The answer: it doesn’t have to be a bizarre code. All chess moves can be notated with just a few characters. The chess board has coordinates with letters and numbers. An example of a move would be something like, bc5 (bishop to c5) (So Morse would work)
The answer I like is that a top level player would actually only need to know that a given move could be game changing. Just a single buzz at the right moment would be enough to know a key opportunity was present.
honestly though the male anus isn't super sensitive to vibration so it realistically doesn't make sense. to be able to vibrate hard enough to feel the signal would also be hard enough to create a buzz on the chair he was sitting on and someone would hear it.
@@ronindebeatrice Exactly, no code needed, just a buzz to notify them their opponent made a mistake or it's an important move. These guys already know all the moves, they are usually just pressed for time and can miss things they wold otherwise see.
Y’all are overthinking this hella. Have someone who’s watching the game plug the moves into a computer, see what the next move is. When they know the move, you need 4 sets of buzzes to tell them the next move: First 2 are to identify the piece 1. The letter the number the piece is on 2. The number the piece is on 3 and 4 are for where to move the piece 3. The letter of location 4. The number of location Works as long as it isn’t speed chess.
The most simple way of encoding it would be to buzz first for the letter of the square (ie: buzz once for a, 2 for b), then buzz again for the number, then twice more for the movement square
In case people are actually curious, chess GMs wouldnt need a lot of information to be told to them to cheat. The beads vibrating whenever a game changing move is possible would be enough. The player would then find it once they know they can look for it and that would be enough to win them the game.
the way i imagine it, it'd be probably easier with some kind of vibrating "geisha-balls". -like the first ball would indicate you to move your piece on the left, -the second ball would indicate you to move your piece on the right, -the third one would indicate you to move your piece to the front, -and the fourth one would indicate you to move your piece to the back. and just to make sure, let's say a single vibration mean "use this piece", and a longer one would indicate a move. let's say for the sake your starting position is on the very bottom left of the board, and you'd need to move the closest pawn to the right side of the board: -you'd get the second ball to vibrate 6 consequential times. It would indicate that this specific piece is the one you need to move. Now, let's say you need to move it two squares forward and one on the right. -you'd need the third ball to vibrate two times for two seconds let's say (to make a distinction) -and the second one to vibrate a single time for two seconds. it would indicate that you need to move it two squares forward, on the right of course it would require you to be able to accurately pinpoint which one is vibrating, but if you're willing to go that far just to cheat in a game of chess, i'm sure training your ass to get sensitive enough that you can accurately pinpoint the deptht of something inserted in it won't exactly be a problem at this point. (actually it might even turn into a very different type of problems...)
Thinking about it you only really need a 3 signal code. First burst gives piece name, second burst column, 3rd burst space. That'd let you encode something like Knight E4 easy
But there are more pieces by a name, and it would cause confusion, a better alternative could be like encrypting "A3-D5" It tells location of piece to move to destination of a piece and can be used on any typa piece. Pardon my terminology, not a player!
ngl man I think he was fine talking about it, but he's a big-time tech boi so he really wanted to explain what the different theories were with the anal bead cheating scandal, I mean he straight up said what technology's inside some of the anal beads so doesn't seem too bothered to me
+ when Joe thinks he's saying something funny he really likes to drag it out, repeated the same joke twice about the song thing after Lex had already laughed & then tried to carry on with what he was saying
To answer his question, it's not that the beads are stating a move. They are activated to show that the game is at a critical position and indicates that closer scrutiny should be given to this move. At high levels of chess, you only need to cheat for 1 or 2 moves to gain enough advantage. At even higher levels, you just need to know which move is critical.
I'm glad you asked and continues to talk about different stuff Joe asked about the code, and how from the code you would be able to tell what to move where, I believe
Bro Joe Rogan is that kid who just wants to know everything regardless of his age and I find that super relatable and appreciate him always keeping up with times 😂 shoot I bet he'll always be hip
It works by first giving you the coordinates of a piece, say a queen on (8,4) by vibrating 8 times, pausing, then vibrating 4 times. It then does the same to give the coordinates of where you should move it too
Yes. Bought one for my ex. Connects to a phone and you can either manuall control the strength and frequency of the vibrations, download premade patterns, or yes sync it tousic and it does its own thing.
Chess GM nakamura said that all he would need is something that tells him whether or not there is a game winning combination on the board or not. If he knows there's a good combination he will make sure to not miss it and if there isn't he will just play like normal
The fact that Joes head defaulted to "sunshine of your love" by a band called "Cream" while he's talking about Bluetooth butt plugs raised even more questions for me....
The fact that he knew what song he’d play off top is crazy.
I liked your comment. Just so you know. (I hate that on YT you have no clue.)
@@swannero3078 thanks appreciate it!
He said in da gadda da vida but he was humming Sunshine of your love 😂
@@swannero3078 why? It'd be absolutely useless if it told you who liked.
@@jameshb2939 I don't know. I like it.
You could imagine this entire conversation in a Tarantino film.
Giving me that fast food conversation in the car vibe
Especially with Lex in that suit 😅
@@devinerentalsltd8708😂
So fking true e
I can imagine Travolta and Jackson having this conversation at the diner.
Joe just found his next area of exploration.
He's dreaming that ass landing
10000% definitely tried it after this.
My anus?
@FinDouche2024 stop what with the intense honesty?
@FinDouche2024 😂😂😂😂😂😂
this gives a new meaning to "gut feeling"
Butt feeling
lmao, I'm in tears
Joe cannot fucking wait to try some shit out
Okay anal beads might come handy in exams 😂
One intelligent student sends vibrations to other students lmao
Quite literally 🙂
"There's Python libraries that do this?? Jamie, pull that up"
Breaks up his turds from all the fiber he's been eating its not gay noooo ... you just dontbget it
Enhance the effects of sauna and cold plunge
The fact that joe rogan hummed sunshine of your love by cream just made my day
...but thinking it was "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly...
@@jondunmore4268 it was in a gada davida.... In the garden of Eden
@@olfatskootchna bro, yall got it wrong
If you watch the video even Joe says it's In a Gada Davida baby.... In the garden of Eden by the iron butterfly
@@olfatskootch he said that it's in-a-gadda-da-vida but he is mistaken
I love how he said "well I'm glad you asked joe" like he had the deepest darkest nastiest secret to tell the entire world 😂
That 7 minute drum solo would be a whole other experience
a man of culture I see
The joe rogan experience
Double bass pedals 😩
The 2nd death note opening 💀💀
*BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*
Lex was in fact getting his information during this interview in a very unique kind of Morse code
Joe, that was clearly Sunshine of Your Love by Cream
My thoughts exactly
🤣🤣
I was about to say this lol
He thinks ots imma gotta
🤣🤣🤣
"How high are you?"
"Hi, how are you"
How are you, high?
How, high are you?
High are you, how?
High, you are how?
You are how high?
Haha I know it's tough to believe but this was not AI generated. It's 100% real
Can confirm, ep 1934 listened to it just days ago.
Mustn't listen to his podcast then
@@brandonpoole3361 at what time is this? Approximately
@@wisaksson19mw3i 01:07:00
I don’t think anyone thought it was 🤷♂️
Lex's serious vibe is perfect in these kind of situation😂
Vibe meaning drugs?
Wait til my man learns about Morse code.
.-.. --- .-..
Morse code is really slow tho.
Its less complicated than that first u cant be a bad chess player. Someone punches the game into stockfish while u play. If ur opponent makes a blunder and stockfish meter goes crazy buzz them. Then they know there is a winning idea at this exact move. Any solid chess player will find it especially in untimed games. Thats the theory of how it would be done. Youd still have to be good at chess but if u know this move has a winning idea then its solving a chess puzzle
Came here just to say that.
@@inbeing3464 you could suggest something like B4-D6 and it'll be _... ..._ _.. _....
It takes max 10 seconds to play and also easy to intercept if you know morse code, which in turn is also not hard to learn either, I learned it in a week through a game!
"I'm not investigating this stuff"
>suggests a buttplug repo
I love the fact that joes example for music was sunshine of your love by cream a real man of culture
Legend has it that ever since that conversation Joe syncs his butt plug to music before he takes his DMT
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Then he gives a bear DMT. Do you know how strong a bear is? Dude those things are incredibly strong.
Joe next podcast: i lived in my rectum for 30 years 😂
"I'm glad you asked Joe..." LOL
That's enough internet for today.
This man waited his whole career to have this conversation in public 😂
Sanest Joe Rogan conversation:
Imagine if cheek checking became standard for chess 💀
Omg as if this is a comment. 😎
"Lemme check your ahh sir" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
imagine entering a chess game without being prepared at all for them to check your ass. imagine the utter confusion.
imagine this is a children's chess tournament.
imagine they actually catch one.
Wait, you guys dont do a cavity search at your chess tournaments? My coach has been saying it was necessary for YEARS.
this literally happened on camera to hans nieman the guy this whole chess scandal is about. he beat the best in the world in person at a huge tourny. theres video of them using a device to check for electronics and the dude definitely waves it by his butt. makes him turn around and everything.
Yes you can sync them to music and yes you should be careful what music you choose…. A friend told me this info
The answer: it doesn’t have to be a bizarre code. All chess moves can be notated with just a few characters. The chess board has coordinates with letters and numbers. An example of a move would be something like, bc5 (bishop to c5)
(So Morse would work)
The answer I like is that a top level player would actually only need to know that a given move could be game changing. Just a single buzz at the right moment would be enough to know a key opportunity was present.
honestly though the male anus isn't super sensitive to vibration so it realistically doesn't make sense. to be able to vibrate hard enough to feel the signal would also be hard enough to create a buzz on the chair he was sitting on and someone would hear it.
@@forarthur777 It could just give an electric zap, and I am going to have disagree on the sensitivity part too
@@ronindebeatrice Exactly, no code needed, just a buzz to notify them their opponent made a mistake or it's an important move. These guys already know all the moves, they are usually just pressed for time and can miss things they wold otherwise see.
Y’all are overthinking this hella.
Have someone who’s watching the game plug the moves into a computer, see what the next move is. When they know the move, you need 4 sets of buzzes to tell them the next move:
First 2 are to identify the piece
1. The letter the number the piece is on
2. The number the piece is on
3 and 4 are for where to move the piece
3. The letter of location
4. The number of location
Works as long as it isn’t speed chess.
0:34 "It's getting near dawn when lights close their tired eyes" that's what I heard
Joe going from " Have you ever tried DMT" to "Have you ever had your ass vibrate to the tempo of through the fire and the flames"
Jesus that song would blow your ass apart
This is exactly how Joe educates himself. Asking a question and start humming songs obnoxiously before the answer is given.
Joe really wants this to be a reality
It is reality tho everything he said in this is possible with all lovense toys
@@oclexe well i meant like him personally doing it with that specific song
The most simple way of encoding it would be to buzz first for the letter of the square (ie: buzz once for a, 2 for b), then buzz again for the number, then twice more for the movement square
Magnus been real quiet since this dropped 💀
Why you think he just retired now he still young he got time....
To get his cheeks checked.
Music was sunshine of your love btw
Actually that's exactly what Eric Clapton thought of when writing Sunshine Of Your Love. A true pioneer.
In case people are actually curious, chess GMs wouldnt need a lot of information to be told to them to cheat. The beads vibrating whenever a game changing move is possible would be enough. The player would then find it once they know they can look for it and that would be enough to win them the game.
Imagine "Burry the Light" on that thing....Vergil would be so proud
Bro started humming the home depot theme
Pretty sure it was Sunshine of your love by cream
the way i imagine it, it'd be probably easier with some kind of vibrating "geisha-balls".
-like the first ball would indicate you to move your piece on the left,
-the second ball would indicate you to move your piece on the right,
-the third one would indicate you to move your piece to the front,
-and the fourth one would indicate you to move your piece to the back.
and just to make sure, let's say a single vibration mean "use this piece", and a longer one would indicate a move.
let's say for the sake your starting position is on the very bottom left of the board,
and you'd need to move the closest pawn to the right side of the board:
-you'd get the second ball to vibrate 6 consequential times.
It would indicate that this specific piece is the one you need to move.
Now, let's say you need to move it two squares forward and one on the right.
-you'd need the third ball to vibrate two times for two seconds let's say (to make a distinction)
-and the second one to vibrate a single time for two seconds.
it would indicate that you need to move it two squares forward, on the right
of course it would require you to be able to accurately pinpoint which one is vibrating,
but if you're willing to go that far just to cheat in a game of chess, i'm sure training your ass to get sensitive enough that you can accurately pinpoint the deptht of something inserted in it won't exactly be a problem at this point.
(actually it might even turn into a very different type of problems...)
Thinking about it you only really need a 3 signal code. First burst gives piece name, second burst column, 3rd burst space. That'd let you encode something like Knight E4 easy
But there are more pieces by a name, and it would cause confusion, a better alternative could be like encrypting "A3-D5" It tells location of piece to move to destination of a piece and can be used on any typa piece. Pardon my terminology, not a player!
"Everything's a buttplug if you're game" - Aristotle
No way in hell he’s not next level stoned here. We’re way beyond ‘taking the edge off’
I thought they’d talk about Chess, dafuq Joe?
"I'm glad you asked Joe" *proceeds to say it the most comedic way ever* 🤣
because when it comes down to it you just feel it
these AI generated conversations always make me laugh 🤣
This one’s real
I can't get out of my head the idea of someone blasting cbat on that one
Lex got hella insecure right there. Joe was just having fun and lex trying his hardest to not be associated with any of that.
ngl man I think he was fine talking about it, but he's a big-time tech boi so he really wanted to explain what the different theories were with the anal bead cheating scandal, I mean he straight up said what technology's inside some of the anal beads so doesn't seem too bothered to me
+ when Joe thinks he's saying something funny he really likes to drag it out, repeated the same joke twice about the song thing after Lex had already laughed & then tried to carry on with what he was saying
He can’t believe our weapon systems could take out an incoming ICBM but Bluetooth butt plugs are obviously high tech
Uh yea Joe's on board
You would have a dictionary- so many vibrations for the piece and so many vibrations for board placements and then create different aggregations
Says Inagodadavida and then hums sunshine of your love. He's gonna catch some shit for that one 😂.
I can’t tell the real podcasts from AI made podcasts anymore. He’s a wildcard man
he’s just high af in this😂
This one’s real lol
The way he said "I'm glad you asked, Joe" was so gat dayum funny
Joe just humming Sunshine Of Your Love 😂
You essentially have to learn morse code first.
The vibrations give off the same patterns as morse code so it could spell out for example G4 to A3
As a programmer, when he said Python API it is so fitting literally and metaphorically. Lol.
This has got to be AI. I've never seen lex talk with such enthusiasm
But have you ever heard him talk about butt stuff before?
Is them sex toys man
.... This is real tho
..🎉. delayed adolescent blab...
Nah you can tell its not ai because joe doesnt let his guest finish before interrupting
I wasn't ready for that start😂
Genuine question: Is Lex on Xanax or something? 😂😂😂
To answer his question, it's not that the beads are stating a move. They are activated to show that the game is at a critical position and indicates that closer scrutiny should be given to this move. At high levels of chess, you only need to cheat for 1 or 2 moves to gain enough advantage. At even higher levels, you just need to know which move is critical.
Joe not only can it connect to songs but specifically it can connect to your podcast audio 🤣🤣
Fun fact, the FPS game ULTRAKILL has official support for those.
Sunshine of your love by iron butterfly.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was just thinking that lol
Hikaru would be feeling some strong vibrations from all them premoves
That riff is ‘Sunshine of your Love by Cream’ in case you wanted to purchase one
Morse code?
anose code
@@itchykamiarse code 😂😂
I'm glad you asked and continues to talk about different stuff
Joe asked about the code, and how from the code you would be able to tell what to move where, I believe
The new Apple BassPods. For when you need to feel the kick but also silent listening. Unless you have a hard chair.
Bro Joe Rogan is that kid who just wants to know everything regardless of his age and I find that super relatable and appreciate him always keeping up with times 😂 shoot I bet he'll always be hip
Remember ToothTunes now we have TootTunes.
Ah yes, the subwoofer upgrade to the airpods..
It works by first giving you the coordinates of a piece, say a queen on (8,4) by vibrating 8 times, pausing, then vibrating 4 times. It then does the same to give the coordinates of where you should move it too
This is an episode of It‘s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
people who does this kind of things are propably vibing to music on a whole different level. 😅
I just did expect that opening line.
Right after the show, Joe rushed over to his Amazon Echo to say "Alexa, order me a music-synced vibrating buttplug."
You don't hear bass you feel it. The Butt Woofer 9000 would be the ultimate accessory for your hifi and clubing needs.
“I’m glad you asked Joe”😂
They did this on “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia”
Thats why chess masters make a grimace before playing an amazing move
It's a completely different technology compared to hiding a camera in a Intergalactic Bounty Hunter Boba Fett Action Figure.
You are looking for the comment "Jamie pull that video of a bear with anal beads playing chess"
You just need two buzzers one for each coordinator. The sequence should denote 1-8 right and down.
Just a signal that your opponent had made a decisive mistake is enough for a GM to gain a significant advantage.
Yes a lot can move to music, yes you can feel it.
This is why I love Joe Rogan ❤️ 💙
bro I got so high I didnt realize this was replaying for two hours..
The old bass booster buttplug, the perfect combo with your AirPods
Joe just nails the best initial song for that device
Yes.
Bought one for my ex. Connects to a phone and you can either manuall control the strength and frequency of the vibrations, download premade patterns, or yes sync it tousic and it does its own thing.
This sanctity of chess cannot be violated. Mandatory cavity searches should be the standard amongst players of all ages and ranks.
"Rush e" has entered the chat
That was smoke on the water, not Garden of Eden. Joe, you simple boy
Chess GM nakamura said that all he would need is something that tells him whether or not there is a game winning combination on the board or not. If he knows there's a good combination he will make sure to not miss it and if there isn't he will just play like normal
Somebody somewhere is taking notes so he can crush at the next local chess tournament
Joe’s two favorite topics - D’s and A’s
Dude I thought that episode of it's always sunny was just some random crap they made up, didn't know it was based off something irl rofl 😂😂😂😂
idk much about joe but his music taste is fucking epic
The fact that Joes head defaulted to "sunshine of your love" by a band called "Cream" while he's talking about Bluetooth butt plugs raised even more questions for me....
My understanding is that apps for these toys already have that functionality lmao
The song he was humming is Sunshine Of Your Love by Cream.
🤯so your saying I can sync my girlfriends ass to some drum and bass and have a rave😲🥺I'm all in🥳😂😭🤣