After your break your thumb “I never told you to do that. I never said that. I never said to put your thumb inside your knuckle, I said that’s what I would do. It’s different.”
@@trevorphillips8734Let let let let me stop you right there Kamaru, he’s a very good wrestler, and you know you know wrestlers are good at keeping control
Dricus gaslighting you into thinking you're still in the fight when you're being choked or ground and pounded has to be the best cornering one could get 'you are not being choked you're just losing access to oxygen'
"Bedtime listen Bedtime he's gonna try to strike Bedtime hes gonna mix in some grappling Bedtime listen dude hes gonna wear gloves and shorts in the cage"
Imagine tony Ferguson in the corner. Shades and all whispering in your ear about ninja turtles and backwards riddles. “If you don’t pull this off I’ll break your rib bedtime”
Personally, I’d have Dricus “I never said that” Du Plessis in my corner telling me to throw spinning back kicks vs MVP, as well as Greg “USADA approved” Hardy giving me an inhaler. And finally Shamil “Buffet Merchant” Gaziev handing me a bean and cheese burrito mid fight. 💀💀💀
Bedtime wants to go on a prime BJ Penn losing streak with that corner you only got a min in the corner 49 seconds gonna be blaydes tryna get out one word
‘listen bedtime i need you to close your eyes and throw more flying knees, no i never said strike with him i just want you to throw more spinning backfists’ - DDP
Ain't no way yall sleeping on khabib when he has Islam who's a champion and made someone who can't finish, be able to finish (belal) Side note: He taught Islam how to become a amazing striker. EZ s tier
david goggins is the true S tier. i mean did u hear the advice he gave to tony when he was down 2-0 against paddy??? “Tony you’ve got to move!” like wow phenomenal advice extremely helpful from someone who doesn’t compete in MMA!!! holy shit!!!
Him being Tony’s coach is peak Tony retardation like the one thing he’s got is cardio and he’s doing a fucking hell week. No technical advice just straight up “Remember who you are Tony!!!” as if reminding him he’s on a losing streak is gonna help him
DDP corner work would gaslight you out of being KO'd and let you catch a second wind: "Look you're not KO'd alright your brain just shut off your body as a defense mechanism ok they're completely different c'mon get back up you've neva been KO'd"
DDP would tell you to throw an overhand that would result in you getting knocked out, then gaslight you afterwards saying “I NEVER said to throw that right hand that is simply untrue”
For my corner I want Tracy Cortez, Mackenzie Dern, Michelle Waterson and Alexa Grasso but instead of giving me advice they just kiss me and call me a good boy. That will get me motivated to grind through to the next round. 💪
Conor McGregor Colby, Chael and Bisping in the S tier. They'd trash talk your opponent and distract him. He'd just get pissed, try to beat them and you'd sucker punch him and get the W. Imagine you were fighting DP, and Conor is out there screaming, HEY BABY, YOUR WOIFE IS IN ME DMS, throughout the whole fight. Dp would absolutely start to punch the fence, giving you the opportunity for the finish.
I never said that you were down 5 rounds I just said that the papers that contain the scores of each round are very unfavorable 2 COMPLETELY different things - dricus du plessis
“I never gave you that advice bedtime. I only told you it’s what I would do. It’s two different things”
- DDP
completely different
I never said I'd be in your corner I just said I want the best seats in the arena while telling you how to win the fight
Totally different
He would distract the ref with his gaslighting, like a WWE manger.
"Why didn't you close your eyes when you punch, you need to close your eyes"
"Put you thumb inside your Knuckle to add weight to your punches" - Dricus du Gaslightessis
"Look you have to hide your jab behind a spinning back fist your opponent will never expect it"
After your break your thumb “I never told you to do that. I never said that. I never said to put your thumb inside your knuckle, I said that’s what I would do. It’s different.”
aogly mate, that never woulda happened to me
“I think he’s gonna strike bedtime, I really do”
When, when, when you have a fighter like bedtime MMA, who’s who’s who’s seen this level of competition, man! It’s uhhh it’s tough for sure Kamaru!
Gonna copyright strike him for stealing his voice
@@trevorphillips8734Let let let let me stop you right there Kamaru, he’s a very good wrestler, and you know you know wrestlers are good at keeping control
people forget man, bedtime's legs are like tree trunks! How does this guy ever make 95 lbs?!
@@trevorphillips8734 yeah man, it takes me back to when I won my Olympic gold medal. That’s the cream of the crop competition
Tom Aspinall coaching: "This lad you're fighting reminds me of Marcin Tybura. Really decent fighter, I'd love to fight him again"
Dricus gaslighting you into thinking you're still in the fight when you're being choked or ground and pounded has to be the best cornering one could get
'you are not being choked you're just losing access to oxygen'
"you need nose surgery"
"Bedtime listen Bedtime he's gonna try to strike Bedtime hes gonna mix in some grappling Bedtime listen dude hes gonna wear gloves and shorts in the cage"
People forget the goat list is technically on paper
Mind = blown
Imagine tony Ferguson in the corner. Shades and all whispering in your ear about ninja turtles and backwards riddles. “If you don’t pull this off I’ll break your rib bedtime”
Nah!! Tony would jump in the ring and start fighting for you 😂
@@chaosKix then either get submitted or knocked out cold after throwing sand
@@zarifinator1327No way. Tony's in his prime, Tony by sand throw r1 tko
"bedtime you need to close your eyes and jump at him mate"-ddp before round 5
You need to punch with both hands to generate more power
Hes gonna teach the ‘accidental’ trip over your own feet into ankle pick
Imagine Shamil Gaziev in yo corner feeding u KFC pieces between rounds 😩😩😩😩
Tai is gonna offer him taco bell
@@Jose-zi2yrNah Dominoes he literally works for them
Bro if Tracy Cortez was in my corner I'd never lose, trust,
@@ae9is603 Ahha, glad you asked
Personally, I’d have Dricus “I never said that” Du Plessis in my corner telling me to throw spinning back kicks vs MVP, as well as Greg “USADA approved” Hardy giving me an inhaler. And finally Shamil “Buffet Merchant” Gaziev handing me a bean and cheese burrito mid fight. 💀💀💀
Hearing Henry’s voice while getting your a$$ kicked would be torture 😂
😂😂
The Arnold Allen, "dude we only have 60 seconds in the corner"
Arnold: um ah yeah uh well uhhhh U know
😂😂
"I think i'm gonna be C Tier guys, I really do"
That chael and bisping impression 🤣🤣🤣
"That's a real thing and I offer you that" 😂
@@pastorlul2384LMAOOOO
“listen booday”
The bisping one is so good lmaoo
Bro I was crying 💀💀
"If there's gonna be a winner, it's gonna be the guy who gets his hand raised buddy" 💀💀💀
Bedtime a fool for that 💀💀💀
"Listen bedtime I'm not seeing enough spinning backfists"
-DDP
Thank you for listening bedtime i appreciate you bro
Wtf is wrong with you buddy? Donates 15$ to a stranger & thanks them. You probably take the bulls load after you get CUCKED boy
W bro thank you my man 🫡
the thought of team nurmagomedov fucking up anthony smith’s corner is funny af and the more i watch smith fight the more i believe it could happen
Ian Garry after you ask if you won the round: “SHUT UP SIT DEOWN!”
LOL
Bedtime wants to go on a prime BJ Penn losing streak with that corner you only got a min in the corner 49 seconds gonna be blaydes tryna get out one word
😭😭😭
Imagine hearing Leon’s laugh in your corner as your brow gets split open while in a triangle 😭
Bedtime gets 10-8 by young up and comer and asks Dustin what are we going to do? Dustin be like who is we?? This is on you buddy😅
😂😂😂
Cory Sandhagen, Alexander Volkanovski, and Alexa Grasso (I have to remember what I’m fighting for)
‘listen bedtime i need you to close your eyes and throw more flying knees, no i never said strike with him i just want you to throw more spinning backfists’ - DDP
Should've put Khabib in the list and D tier. Bro would be stressing in the corner and if you lose you are going back to Dagestan and not coming back.
Nah bro if ur a grappler khabib would be s tier, if not idk
@@zee57282 true
Khabib is easy s tier, the only man that can make Belal get a finish
Ain't no way yall sleeping on khabib when he has Islam who's a champion and made someone who can't finish, be able to finish (belal)
Side note: He taught Islam how to become a amazing striker. EZ s tier
@@BrozoroX I was just playing bro. You ain't gotta start acting up💀
david goggins is the true S tier. i mean did u hear the advice he gave to tony when he was down 2-0 against paddy??? “Tony you’ve got to move!”
like wow phenomenal advice extremely helpful from someone who doesn’t compete in MMA!!! holy shit!!!
GET UP TONY. NOWS THE TIME 🧑🏾🦲
That was his "Head Movement Head Movement" moment
Has Tony ever had good cornermen?
Him being Tony’s coach is peak Tony retardation like the one thing he’s got is cardio and he’s doing a fucking hell week. No technical advice just straight up “Remember who you are Tony!!!” as if reminding him he’s on a losing streak is gonna help him
'you know what you fuckin did' the dustin poirier impression lowkey climbing to one of ur best😭😭
"Hey mate, listen! Use your head to break their hands, don't worry you don't need your nose mate, just breathe through your mouth." - DDP probably.
"I'm not seeing enough spinning backfists and jumping uppercuts" - coach Dricus
DDP corner work would gaslight you out of being KO'd and let you catch a second wind:
"Look you're not KO'd alright your brain just shut off your body as a defense mechanism ok they're completely different c'mon get back up you've neva been KO'd"
"Mate, you need to be closing your eyes" ☠️
"One of the greatest fighters of all time if you take away all his losses"
Oh yeah this is gonna be a banger video
Dustin Poirier the typa guy after you lose to be like “You’re a scumbag dude”
The Strickland impression is superb 💀
“i cannot afford to see you lose my friend, Moicano wants 30% of your win money”
“Get out of there! Like Rocky! Trust!” Izzy Idissonya
I don’t wish sickness on anyone especially bedtime but sick bedtime is carrying RUclips rn
Flu game Jordan type shi
the bisping analysis, had me laughing my ass off
I need Tracy, Cortez and Alex Grasso and I’m going on my Alex pereira run
You have to close your eyes when you punch bedtime-DDP
Though he was going to put Mackenzie Dern in S tier because “there’s no way I’m losing in front of her”🤣.
Izzy was literally in my friends corner for a boxing fight lmao
Corey Sandhagen would be super good… but I’d want Strickland for “here’s the fucking thing, you need to use a jab and straight at all times”
That Chael impression was spot on omg 😂😂😂😂
“I think he’s gonna put me in the thumbnail man, I really do”
“I never told you to throw punches I just said you should attack him”
You should make merch with those frases like "be silly, jump the guilly"
Anthony: “Listen, on paper you didn’t show up. Don’t do anything the rest of the fight”
Not active fighter, but 100% Khabib. His sheer aura gives crazy buffs
I swear bedtime always uploads at the perfect time
🗣️Jab slip upper-cut roll back hand
" i think if there's gonna be a winner, its gonna be the guy who gets his hand raised" 😭
I’m ready for the “listen dude”
bro is speaking from experience
S Tier Content Fr, u don’t disappoint
the impersonations are tooo good man
Bro I died when you said how Leon Edwards will give advice in the corner lmao
Ay man listen, remember when you knocked out blood diamond at Izzy's gym, that shit was cold.
“How should you open up the second round? Haha, I’m glad you asked” 🦅
LMAO imagine that
Love your fighters impressions, keep it up.
My dream fighters as my corner:
Mighty Mouse, Daniel Cormier, Eddie Alvarez
the accent is the best bro😂
dricus "i never said that, i just said the words" du plesis.
David Goggins gotta be in S tier, bro. “YOU GOTTA BE YOU, BEDTIME! BEDTIME, GET UP! KICKUP!!”
DDP would tell you to throw an overhand that would result in you getting knocked out, then gaslight you afterwards saying “I NEVER said to throw that right hand that is simply untrue”
This is basically a part 2 impression list & im here for it
For my corner I want Tracy Cortez, Mackenzie Dern, Michelle Waterson and Alexa Grasso but instead of giving me advice they just kiss me and call me a good boy.
That will get me motivated to grind through to the next round. 💪
Lucas Du Traccys. Nightmare for atomweights.
i waited all day to get food truck tacos so i could have my 3 pm bedtime, i will do this everyday for the rest of the summer.
*gets brutally Ko’d* bedtime i never told you to close your eyes while punching you’ll never find a clip of me saying that
*you get beat up bad for 5 rounds* DDP: Mate that was absolutely class, you won every round
The impressions really take these videos to another level. Ofc they 🐐 ed anyway but yeah never stop the impressions B.T.
14:48 Alex Pereira as a cornerman "Chama, Huh... Chama"
"Come to daddy... Chama" 🗿
Im convinced that DDP wouldnt even be in the ufc if he wasnt DDP
You can’t let him get close - Chael Sonnen
Belal would be saying a lot while saying nothing at the same time
Glover Plinio combo is S tier
Bisping impression was goatet😂
Chael impression on the way up Bedtime
Conor McGregor Colby, Chael and Bisping in the S tier. They'd trash talk your opponent and distract him. He'd just get pissed, try to beat them and you'd sucker punch him and get the W.
Imagine you were fighting DP, and Conor is out there screaming, HEY BABY, YOUR WOIFE IS IN ME DMS, throughout the whole fight. Dp would absolutely start to punch the fence, giving you the opportunity for the finish.
Great Video Bedtime!!
Call me a weirdo but sometimes instead of listening to music while showering I listen to bedtimeMMA
Bedtime should honestly be in Anthony Smith's corner...maybe you could teach him how to check a leg kick!
I never said that you were down 5 rounds I just said that the papers that contain the scores of each round are very unfavorable 2 COMPLETELY different things - dricus du plessis
We need to flood henrys youtube with listen guys memes
"Listen man. I think you really got knocked down man, I think you really should avoid those punches man"
The Anthony Smith impressions in every vid is spot on 😂
WMMA fighters should def get Greg Hardy in their corner. He’s got elite experience fighting women
I walk around at 170 and I plan if fighting at 145. Dudes cut down from 190 to 155 it’s wild.
Definitely going 29-0 without losing a round with Belal and Blaydes
why did you call volk a divine creature😭
Just need Poatan to scream GUERRERO and CHAMA
Or tito to talk about the fox and I'm knocking anyone out
BedtimeMMA bingo: are there any glazing towards Talbott or JDM
Man imagine your corner is belal and JAMAHAL hill complannyng
Sometimes the best corner is no corner.
Coming back down 4-0 and bro hits you with “sometimes the best advice is no advice”
@@bedtimemma and he tapes your mouth in between rounds
POWERFUL Chael into Bisping impressions back 2 back very good
You’re going crazy with the uploads 🥰😘😘
Impressions are on point
9:17 voice crack made me cackle
I feel like Dominick Cruz would be an amazing cornerman as well, solid A-tier. Unless your fighting Connor.