Rap 1: This is the New Super Mario Bros, to the W i-i though I told Mario I ain't play this game This bitch looked at my face, and called me insane Then I told him Luigi my favorite This bitch Mario got real real Dangerous He proceeded to sit on my face Took his shoe off, untied his shoelace Rap 2: How yall doing bitch? I'm alright The last video got 62K likes ,yikes Yo that's a lot, can we do it again yes or not? (uh look) Here we go it's the homie Dashie with Mario (uh) But where Yoshi? I don't see him Maybe he got taken Liam Neeson Rap 3: Okay Mario see you got to save Peach But don't do it for the money cause that ho make you a leash capiche This video is the third one Last video got 50K son Can this video do just as well? If not okay imma grab a shell Throw it at your ass better run real fast Cause I hit you in the leg and you gonna need a cast Rap 4: Listen we talking bout the New Mario ,question is who was in the studio? They don't even know most of been a ghost cause it be so fire got everybody toast (uh) With the sunny side up Rhymes so hot everybody fire up Got my ass sweating orange juice in the cup Where Rihanna at?pull it up pull it up Rap 5:K Mario but would rather play Luigi he the better brother might as well just ask Peach Trust, she know she already had each He putting in work while your sitting Ceach You worry about your damn relationship But you need to worry about is gym membership You sit on your fat ass and eat chips bitch Get a grip! Rap 6:Mario the thickest boy you ever seen He said forget Peach he wanna get with Pauline go to her house You can't she quarantine Go back to your house eat up some liquizeens Oops you out you can't even have mine Get yo ass on Amazon Prime Whatchu mean you don't got no account? Do like your belly do,and bounce! Rap 7: Peach off the list, Pauline off the list Both baby girls act like you don't exist I don't know bout you if it was me I'd be pissed All you been through and you can't even get a kiss? Okay so maybe she kissed you on the cheek But if you ask me yo that shit kinda weak I don't know why you keep wasting your time cause you know she just gone get kidnapped next week Rap 8: Mario last chance to impress See if Peach get off of that dress You might have a good chance ,or unless you act like a little bitch say it with your chest How you gon let Luigi out do you he been hit Peach they ain't never told you they been alone since Mario 2 man even Toad get a piece of pee puh!
Fucking fire as always!!! 🔥🔥🔥 Such a high bar for video game commentary and comedy from Dashie. No one freestyles and plays videos games like he do!!! But also, you should've not cutter the ends and his curses
Here's my top four for the freestyle that Dashie does the 62k likes his first second one is due like a belly do and bounce third one is where he said where Rihanna at pour it up pour it up in the fourth one which was the phenomenal one I got to give it to him on this was when he said even the homie told got some peach puh that's why Dashie is a phenomenal and amazing and inspirational RUclipsr for what he does in dashi I am a fan of you brother you are phenomenal RUclipsr you will succeed in your career in your life so God bless your brother and keep that humble and not fun by that you bring to all your fans and everything man you are a blessing so keep doing what you're doing
1:43 is without a doubt his best rap I’ve ever heard him sing and I’ve been watching him on and off for about 6 years.
" go to her house you can"t she quarantined" lmao dawg
Kaige Edits 🤣
1:27 SLAPS
ong
"Do like your belly do...AND BOUNCE!!" 😂😂
0:53 is my absolute favorite
“got my ass sweating, orange juice in my cup. where Rihanna at POUR IT UP POUR IT UPPP”
*while shaking the cup*
0:35 fucking SLAPS
Nah lemme give this man a comment. U straight right
Coming back 3 years later to confirm this still slaps🔥🔥
1:42 “peach off the list, pauline off the list, both baby gurls act like you dont exist” so fire 😭💯
Dashie is so fire at freestyling it actually gives me mad chills
I don’t even like rap music or freestyle or that shit but this guy is on fire.
Dagothamy bruh ikr
same
Yeah but bruh
Wow kid. The disrespect is real.
dashie just MURDERED that beat
Dashie would do perfect as a voice actor for Knuckles!
As a sonic fan, I agree
What are you talking about?
I strongly agree too
With the way he throws down them bars tho, I needs a theme song with that in it.
Imagine the Knuckles themes in SA2 Battle voiced by Dashie 😍
Wild Canyon
Pumpkin Hill
Aquatic Mine
Death Chamber
Meteor Herd... I could go on 😂
man, I love how this turned into a mario diss tape. And on his own song, that's crazy!
What I *love* about this is all parts are *exactly* on beat!
1:22 Got me laughing so hard fr
1:09 PAUSE!! but it’s still fire 🔥
Rap 1: This is the New Super Mario Bros, to the W i-i though
I told Mario I ain't play this game
This bitch looked at my face, and called me insane
Then I told him Luigi my favorite
This bitch Mario got real real Dangerous
He proceeded to sit on my face
Took his shoe off, untied his shoelace
Rap 2: How yall doing bitch? I'm alright
The last video got 62K likes ,yikes
Yo that's a lot, can we do it again yes or not? (uh look)
Here we go it's the homie Dashie with Mario (uh)
But where Yoshi? I don't see him Maybe he got taken Liam Neeson
Rap 3: Okay Mario see you got to save Peach
But don't do it for the money cause that ho make you a leash capiche
This video is the third one
Last video got 50K son
Can this video do just as well?
If not okay imma grab a shell
Throw it at your ass better run real fast
Cause I hit you in the leg and you gonna need a cast
Rap 4: Listen we talking bout the New Mario ,question is who was in the studio?
They don't even know most of been a ghost cause it be so fire got everybody toast (uh)
With the sunny side up
Rhymes so hot everybody fire up
Got my ass sweating orange juice in the cup
Where Rihanna at?pull it up pull it up
Rap 5:K Mario but would rather play Luigi he the better brother might as well just ask Peach
Trust, she know she already had each
He putting in work while your sitting Ceach
You worry about your damn relationship
But you need to worry about is gym membership
You sit on your fat ass and eat chips bitch
Get a grip!
Rap 6:Mario the thickest boy you ever seen
He said forget Peach he wanna get with Pauline go to her house
You can't she quarantine
Go back to your house eat up some liquizeens
Oops you out you can't even have mine
Get yo ass on Amazon Prime
Whatchu mean you don't got no account?
Do like your belly do,and bounce!
Rap 7: Peach off the list, Pauline off the list
Both baby girls act like you don't exist
I don't know bout you if it was me I'd be pissed
All you been through and you can't even get a kiss?
Okay so maybe she kissed you on the cheek
But if you ask me yo that shit kinda weak
I don't know why you keep wasting your time cause you know she just gone get kidnapped next week
Rap 8: Mario last chance to impress
See if Peach get off of that dress
You might have a good chance ,or unless you act like a little bitch say it with your chest
How you gon let Luigi out do you he been hit Peach they ain't never told you they been alone since Mario 2 man even Toad get a piece of pee puh!
What episode is the second rap
@@j4heim episode 2
@@deezo1577 😂
the 6th was the best one
@@Gust_The_Man 6thph
Yo I'm burning from the Fire of these bars.
I hope I didn't make a mistake in the grammer.
Abdulaziz J-Mo nah you’re fine :)
Nah you're fine :)
I mean you messed up the grammar when you said “grammer ”
@@h-ollo-w ow shit😂
That's ridiculous, I ain't gonna change it, I'll let it for my wack ass history
@@postboy2242 nah, it's all good
Spelling ain't shit as long as the "grammer" is good😂
"Who Was In The Studio?" Is Legit A Question I Ask At Least Once Every Single Day🤣🤣
0:44 damn! He be spitting bars now!
0:52 This was one of the most fire ones of this series!
Damn my phone almost caught on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
You just reminded me how fire super Mario Bros Wii was
Yes I needed this😁🙏
watch dog32 same
One of my favorite series he did I wish he tried to get all the stars and do world 9
That would've been funny asf bro!
@@ScrewStache Ikr 😂😂😂
I was like while he was rapping *AYE AYE AYEE AYE AYE GET IT GET IT GET IT MY BOI YAA YAA YAA YAA* 😂
Yo me too!🤣🤣
@@justingarrett2239 LMAO 🤣😂😂😂😂
"He proceeded to sit on my face, took his shoe out and tied a shoelace" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
The way you put them it goes hard
BREAKING NEWS: 38 Year Old Dominican Rapper Burns The Whole Local Town With 8 Fire Freestyles🔥🔥🔥
Fucking fire as always!!! 🔥🔥🔥 Such a high bar for video game commentary and comedy from Dashie. No one freestyles and plays videos games like he do!!!
But also, you should've not cutter the ends and his curses
I love these.
Mert YÜCEL same
OMG THE SMOOTH TRANSITIONS
UR AWESOME FOR DOING THIS!!!
my house is on FIRE
Dashie could legit be a great rapper he got that x factor
As usual, Nintendo stay making these fire ass beats 🔥🔥
That first one reminded me of when I actually looked forward to him dropping that imaginary-ass mixtape😭😭😭
How tf did I miss these as long as I been watching Dash?!
Tooo fucking fire 🔥 no words I’m melting man😂😂🔥🔥 every time i hear dashie freestyle
When he puts his mind to it, he can rap pretty good! Its when he just freestyles in the moment he sometimes sucks haha
Great video
This is so good combined! 🔥
He should play Mario 64 they gotta lot of songs to freestyle to💀
This is very well edited 👏🏾
Dashie X Remix ✌🔥💯
Tom XD Reactor 🔥
This turned into a diss track real fast
Lol
Y’all sleeping on the third one 😴
nuh-uh
i love this so much lol ive watched this like 20 times now xD
i like how you combined them together
You already know when bro hits us w the SHIIIIT at the end he know he went WILD wit it
I wanna say which is my favorite Bar, but dang he didn’t miss on not ONE
7th one is legit hotness!
doctor: You have 2 minutes and 17 seconds left to live, spend it well.
Me:
“where rihanna at po it up po it up” 💀that was soooo goooddd
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED WHAAATT. DASHIE CASUALLY SPITTIN FIRE GEEZ
bro thank you for this lol i loved this series and these freestyles were on fire
Bro made those transitions real smooth 🔥
This thing needs more views, that's was an amazing edit, good job
MAH BOI DASHIE SPITTIN' FIREEEEE!!!!
This is actually good
the best eminem😳
Dashie never fails
god damn i love this
I think it’s pretty catchy.
My new ringtone
Here's my top four for the freestyle that Dashie does the 62k likes his first second one is due like a belly do and bounce third one is where he said where Rihanna at pour it up pour it up in the fourth one which was the phenomenal one I got to give it to him on this was when he said even the homie told got some peach puh that's why Dashie is a phenomenal and amazing and inspirational RUclipsr for what he does in dashi I am a fan of you brother you are phenomenal RUclipsr you will succeed in your career in your life so God bless your brother and keep that humble and not fun by that you bring to all your fans and everything man you are a blessing so keep doing what you're doing
Yo my boi Dashie is Fire!🔥
they've been running for a while
I can't stop watching thisss 🔥🔥🔥
0% Money
0% Bitches
0% Fast cars
1% Mario
99% talant
I liked the 5th one cuz he said get a grip! 🤣
Even toad got a piece p puh🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
He fuckin snapped on the last one
Woke up wit a stank face 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
im back again...again :)
1:27 brotha slick with it😎💯🔥
Damn peach ran thru by the whole mushroom kingdom
Thanks who mad this video
G o o m b a lol
1:37 do what your belly do and bounce
Don’t lie he killed it tho
The next MF DOOM
Rock ?
you watch this boi too?
Bruh
YESSSIR
Yessss
It was in fact Dashie, who was in the studio.
Dashie knew what he was cookin
You also watch dashie? Man I cant give you more respect
GOOD
GREAT
AWESOME
OUTSTANDING
A M A Z I N G
More like
OK
GOOD
GREAT!
EXCELLENT!!
1:07 is the best bar fr
This needs more views!!
We gone ignore he said Mario sat on his fave
the flow is still crazy 😭
Put this shit on apple music
the 3rd one though be fire bruh!
Best edits
Hardest damn rap to ever exist
the title and his freestyle is fire 💯🔥
You worry about your relationship, what you need to worry about is a gym member ship LOLLLLLLL IM DEAD 💀
Fire 🔥
Why did my phone just got on fire???!!!
Leotimedown you used it to much
Gabe Sanchez u right u right
WHY IS IT SO FIRE
Also I like how after every freestyle the beat is synced and it repeats perfectly
Let's go!
He killed all of them who ever don’t think this good you trippin
Noice
This shit Flame's 🔥🔥🔥