Let's play a game! Megumin's in here somewhere, see if you can find her. (Answers: twitter.com/CrumblingCube/status/1167863486078042118 ) Thanks to Pepperonpages for voicing Salem Saberhagen Jr.! twitter.com/pepperonpages
1:45 He's THE GODDAMN GOD OF DARKNESS SALEM! He's like Hades the God of the Underworld from Wrath and Clash of the Titans Movies as long as his Brother light stays out of the way not doing shit only Feeling guilty Darkness can dddooo what he wants and GOL supposed to be the older Bro stopping his Younger brother from Doing shit that could Kill all of humanity!😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑💡💡💡💡💡🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮
@@cecilusbrize4679 not true, both are easily done by appealing to the most basic instinct in human nature: hatred for which you don't understand. Salem uses that in both cases, first with the two gods, then with fauni and the kingdoms. What she did given the lack of intel gathering capabilities in both eras which her actions take place is quite easy to be honest.
You know, that opening line of Salem listing all the ways she tried to kill herself but to no effect make me want to see a whole montage of it similar to how in Deadpool 2, Deadpool tried to kill himself multiple times but to no effect.
Neither did I, and I've read tons of theories... that is truly inspired! And it makes a lot of sense. Either she kills the Gods and the curse is undone, or the Gods kill her for her actions.
Man Salem is the worst. I mean, she threw a sword at a corner. WHAT DID THE CORNER DO TO YOU?!!! Forget about everything else she did, it's all about that wall.
Salem: I'll tell the rest of the world of this massacre. Me: And you expect them to join you for round two? No, seriously. Even if the God of Darkness hadn't just vaporized all humanity with that blast, even if the *only* people who died were her allies, does she imagine that hearing that you and a bunch of the strongest people around tried to kill the gods and *one* of them casually snapped up your attacks, disabled your most effective weapon, and then destroyed everyone else in the group without so much as moving? My God, woman, are you insane? This is the kind of stuff that gets put in the holy books under "reasons not to fuck with the gods."
Yeah even if her speech prompted a fight-or-flight response in which people chose "fight" the God of Darkness literally wiped them all out with one attack. Salem ain't bright.
1:10 Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. The time of awakening cometh. Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intangible distortions! Dance, dance, dance! I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force: a destructive force without equal! Return all creation to cinders, and come from the abyss! This is the mightiest means of attack known to man, the ultimate attack magic! EXPLOSION!
What The Brothers Grimm really think of Salem ( RWBY Thoughts) Light Boi: Who let you done this path!? “ Salem walks forward” Light and dark boi: Oh you got to be F**KING KIDDING ME!! YOU AGAIN! ‘Everybody attack God Bois” Light Boi: U Thot u can Kill us THOT!! Dark Boi: EXPLOSIONS THOT!!! “EVERY THOT DEAD” Light Boi: Well, since every THOT is dead I will be going! “YEETS AWAY” Dark Boi: I’m still really mad! Let’s also DESTROY the 🌙!! Dark Boi: “Yeets to the MOON” DARK BOI: EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZIAN!!!
Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. The time of awakening cometh. Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intangible distortions! I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force: a destructive force without equal! Return all creation to cinders, come frome the abyss! **EXPLOSION!!**
Ok, the quote of Boulevard of broken dreams was amazing. I'm not crying. Also notice how her rebirth as a grimm is identical (as far as animation and camera go) to the beowulf in the beginning of volume 4.
ozma just wanted to protect his daughters i would like him to tell her he is acting like his father. on the villains site it is written that salem really expresses possessiveness for ozma.
1:55 isn't that a bit too selfless for Salem? But regardless, you foolish girl, both gods may have a quarrel with you, but unfortunately, you managed to piss off the one that indiscriminately hates all creation (even the one that he himself helped create - humans) and gave him the perfect reason/excuse to do away it. Seriously, he must have been very giddy when humanity turned on the gods, for he could finally get rid of it without fear of his brother interfering
Oh come on girl I'm 843 years old and have been run over by trucks and animals plus carriages drawn by said animals, shot by guns, rail guns, explosives, blasters and disruptors, cannons, thermite grenades, a black whole and loads of other stuff, getting stabbed in the heart is nothing nowadays,
1:10 how fighting the final boss, who nowadays is usually the god of all creation, in jrpgs should realistically go. Seriously, it's the god of all creation and magic. What makes you think the being that created the world and gave you the ability to use magic in the first place can't just as easily take it back and swat you like a bunch of bothersome flies?
Hold up, did she just say Salem Saberhagen Junior? As in, daughter of man sentenced behind whiskers, the cat/revolutionary Salem Saberhagen? Now that explains a lot!
for Once I am actually lost for words not because I don't know where to start with the video. but because at the end of the video I couldn't stop laughing 😂👏 Also at 1:15 did the god of darkness just pulled a Thanos 🤔
Jokes asides, when you really look back at this and listen to her inner thoughts. You really do feel bad for Salem. Since at the end of the day all she really wanted was to be with Ozma, that's it. Kinda shows off how much of an asshole the Brothers are in the long run.
Lady was going through the stages of grief out of order. She was bargaining, and they gave him to her, then took him away, again and again. Then she moved on to anger. And they decide she shall be immortal and will never be with Oz. And now she is in the depression stage. Trying to kill herself over and over. Then she moves on to denial. She can't be immortal, because the Gods can still kill her. She will get them to kill her. But the gods kill *everyone else* instead. Even if they weren't involved. So now she is depressed again. And then when the world is remade, she just accepts that he is gone and she will never be with him. *ONLY FOR THEM TO TURN AROUND AND BRING HIM BACK ANYWAY.*
"all she wanted was to be with Ozma" so because of that, and despite doing NOTHING REMARKABLE HERSELF, she thought she deserved to have the laws of life and death broken for her, SPECIFICALLY?
One hundred one likes and no dislikes, wonder how long that will last. Eh...if Grimm Salem hates babies, how and why did she have four of them after she married Oz?
Salem's immortality seems to mainly be physical, that is, regenerating from every mortal means to die such as acid, immolation, stabbing, etc. Has anyone realized we have a way to suck out souls? If Salem only has physical immortality, we just need to suck out her soul, put it in something, put that something in a vault, and bam. Relatively simple. Thoughts?
I'm late but for one thing, a big issue there assuming that could work at all would be restraining her long enough to do the deed. Considering that whole complete immortality thing, it'd be a bitch to find a way of holding her down for even a whole minute. Unless you got Hazel to do *whatever it is* he did to only keep her down a few hour, I don't see much hope in keeping her from escaping.
@@Lucas61616 Failing restraint, you could throw her into space. -No Grimm -No Dust-based propulsion -No air -No gravity Unless Salem knows how to levitate herself, she's not re-entering Remnant. I didn't want to mention it because how plausible is it you could throw someone to space in RWBY?
asking nicely? You lied to the purple god after the yellow one refused to revive Ozma for aforementioned reasons (see part 1 comment section for more details)
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Let's play a game! Megumin's in here somewhere, see if you can find her. (Answers: twitter.com/CrumblingCube/status/1167863486078042118 )
Thanks to Pepperonpages for voicing Salem Saberhagen Jr.! twitter.com/pepperonpages
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much love you guys
ExPollooooooossseeeooonnn!!! (I foundz it, good luck to others. :T )
👍 found it , I guess that explains the music
1:45 He's THE GODDAMN GOD OF DARKNESS SALEM! He's like Hades the God of the Underworld from Wrath and Clash of the Titans Movies as long as his Brother light stays out of the way not doing shit only Feeling guilty Darkness can dddooo what he wants and GOL supposed to be the older Bro stopping his Younger brother from Doing shit that could Kill all of humanity!😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑💡💡💡💡💡🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮
I just realize that... Salem did something that the Grimm Gods couldn't do before. She unified humankind and yet, it was under lies and schemes.
It's even more ironic cause Salem did what Ozpin failed to do
Which is ironic since her shtick series wise is divide (and conquer)
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You gotta know how to bring people together if you wanna be good a tearing them apart
And them people think this show is poorley written
@@cecilusbrize4679 not true, both are easily done by appealing to the most basic instinct in human nature: hatred for which you don't understand.
Salem uses that in both cases, first with the two gods, then with fauni and the kingdoms. What she did given the lack of intel gathering capabilities in both eras which her actions take place is quite easy to be honest.
You know, that opening line of Salem listing all the ways she tried to kill herself but to no effect make me want to see a whole montage of it similar to how in Deadpool 2, Deadpool tried to kill himself multiple times but to no effect.
Like drinking sinker unclothed and falling off a skysvraper?
I never really considered the idea that Salem assembled humanity to fight the gods in order for her to finally die
Neither did I, and I've read tons of theories... that is truly inspired! And it makes a lot of sense. Either she kills the Gods and the curse is undone, or the Gods kill her for her actions.
Man Salem is the worst. I mean, she threw a sword at a corner. WHAT DID THE CORNER DO TO YOU?!!! Forget about everything else she did, it's all about that wall.
I know, right!!!
That's a solid argument there.
Salem is the embodiment of the "why would they do this?" Meme
Did anyone else just lose it at 1:26? Why~ why is my life so hard? Fantastic voice work, writing and timing.
awww thank you so much!
@@pepperonpages8401 Thank you for the great work :)
Yeesh...despite her Oh woe is me attitude, she actually did care about the world for a time
Drinking game: watch every “RWBY Thoughts” and take a drink for every RvB reference
The God of Light: Who has led you down this path?
*Salem Steps Out of the crowd*
The God Of darkness: oH..come on man we cAN'T HAVE SHIT-
Salem: "Okay, I have tried burning, freezing, and drowning; lets try stabbing."
Have you tried marathoning every Uwe Boll movie?
Explosion
And green day lyrics specifically blv of broken dreams
What more could I ask for on a Saturday afternoon
1:14 so The god of Darkness is secretly Megumin...seems legit.
And I realized I lost my heart after editing and didn't realize it :(
Megumin at 1:16
So good Salem's thoughts revolve around guilt and an obsessive desire to be with Oz, while dark Salem hates babies......
Makes sense to me
Salem: I'll tell the rest of the world of this massacre.
Me: And you expect them to join you for round two?
No, seriously. Even if the God of Darkness hadn't just vaporized all humanity with that blast, even if the *only* people who died were her allies, does she imagine that hearing that you and a bunch of the strongest people around tried to kill the gods and *one* of them casually snapped up your attacks, disabled your most effective weapon, and then destroyed everyone else in the group without so much as moving? My God, woman, are you insane? This is the kind of stuff that gets put in the holy books under "reasons not to fuck with the gods."
Yeah even if her speech prompted a fight-or-flight response in which people chose "fight" the God of Darkness literally wiped them all out with one attack. Salem ain't bright.
@@CrumblingCube Apparently not.
She's a Death Seeker, rational thought is not their forte.
If these people had any sense from the start they wouldn't have challenge their gods in a 1st round
3:32 ... did Salem just quote Caboose? Uh.
Yep I wouldn’t want to be a Grimm in 50 miles of her
2:50 MY SHADOW IS THE ONLY THING THAT WALKS BESIDE ME
YES! SOMEONE GOT IT 😂😂😂😂😂👌
My shallow heart the only thing that beating
00:30 RUBY DODGE... Oh wait, it's an illusion or whatever.
Loved the Caboose referance.
*Flash forward to her accidentally killing the kids*
"What? I told you I hate babies"
This is such a fun project to work on. I'm honored to play the crazy!
Nice work!
1:10
Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
The time of awakening cometh.
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intangible distortions!
Dance, dance, dance!
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force: a destructive force without equal!
Return all creation to cinders, and come from the abyss!
This is the mightiest means of attack known to man, the ultimate attack magic!
EXPLOSION!
"You"
"Me"
Ladies and gentlemen the best exchange in Anime history
Salem: I feel particularly mad at that one part of the room
Ozmas ghost: 👁_👁
What The Brothers Grimm really think of Salem ( RWBY Thoughts)
Light Boi: Who let you done this path!?
“ Salem walks forward”
Light and dark boi: Oh you got to be F**KING KIDDING ME!! YOU AGAIN!
‘Everybody attack God Bois”
Light Boi: U Thot u can Kill us THOT!!
Dark Boi: EXPLOSIONS THOT!!!
“EVERY THOT DEAD”
Light Boi: Well, since every THOT is dead I will be going! “YEETS AWAY”
Dark Boi: I’m still really mad! Let’s also DESTROY the 🌙!!
Dark Boi: “Yeets to the MOON”
DARK BOI: EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZIAN!!!
Jaydin Ushishir Are you a professional script writer
Wow
When the humans try using magic against them, Dark Boi thinks, “You dare use my own spells against me Potter?”
Dark Boi: MOOOOOOOOOOOON!
1:15
EXPLOSION!!!
Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark,
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
The time of awakening cometh.
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
appear now as an intangible distortions!
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force:
a destructive force without equal!
Return all creation to cinders,
come frome the abyss!
**EXPLOSION!!**
That red vs blue Reference tho
Ok, the quote of Boulevard of broken dreams was amazing.
I'm not crying.
Also notice how her rebirth as a grimm is identical (as far as animation and camera go) to the beowulf in the beginning of volume 4.
3:29 - I'm both Scared and Excited.
You just Boulevard of Broken Dreamed me..
Before the massacre of humanity
The Brothers: So long as this world exists, you shall walk it's face...
After the massacre
The Brothers:... Alone.
Spasm: my name is Salem and I HATE BABIES
Caboose: Man what a coincidence, guess what I sometimes also hate as well!
I love these thoughts videos. Great video thank you
Oh please more. So excited of seeing Salem thoughts
ozma just wanted to protect his daughters i would like him to tell her he is acting like his father. on the villains site it is written that salem really expresses possessiveness for ozma.
“ I walk a lonely road” Green Day?
1:55 isn't that a bit too selfless for Salem? But regardless, you foolish girl, both gods may have a quarrel with you, but unfortunately, you managed to piss off the one that indiscriminately hates all creation (even the one that he himself helped create - humans) and gave him the perfect reason/excuse to do away it. Seriously, he must have been very giddy when humanity turned on the gods, for he could finally get rid of it without fear of his brother interfering
Oh come on girl I'm 843 years old and have been run over by trucks and animals plus carriages drawn by said animals, shot by guns, rail guns, explosives, blasters and disruptors, cannons, thermite grenades, a black whole and loads of other stuff, getting stabbed in the heart is nothing nowadays,
3:29 my name is Salem Saberhagen Jr. and I hate babies!
Red vs Blue anyone?
It just occurred to me that the god of light just faded away, meaning the god of darkness became a giant moon exploding laser just for the fuck of it
"Yes. Yes. Wolverine rules" - Lucifer Morningstar to Marcus/Cane
Burning, nope. Freezing, nope. Drowning, nope. Stabbing, nope. Okay, lets try pissing off God, that always works.
1:16 anybody noticed Megumin?
The Gods are to blame for everything
Damn yall finely did it bout time
FINALLY!!! The gods heard my question and it was answered!
Yo…not the Green Day reference 😂😂😂😂
0:13 what id salem got addicted to the pain and became a masochist
1:16
...SON OF A-
Wait Salem Saberhagen Jr? OMG Sabrina the teenage witch joined Roosterteeth!!!
Don't let this distract you from the fact that her dad is a cat.
@@CrumblingCube Well he did want to take over the world which was why he became a cat in the first place...
1:10 how fighting the final boss, who nowadays is usually the god of all creation, in jrpgs should realistically go. Seriously, it's the god of all creation and magic. What makes you think the being that created the world and gave you the ability to use magic in the first place can't just as easily take it back and swat you like a bunch of bothersome flies?
I love that Boulevard of Broken Dreams reference
YES!
Just noticed Megamins hat in the thumbnail
That ending tho
Anyone wondering where the Faunus came from?
World of Light
Dude ligit the first 19 seconds is me when school starts😂😂😂
Hold up, did she just say Salem Saberhagen Junior? As in, daughter of man sentenced behind whiskers, the cat/revolutionary Salem Saberhagen? Now that explains a lot!
Can you guys do a What Roman Torchwick Thinks video?
for Once I am actually lost for words not because I don't know where to start with the video. but because at the end of the video I couldn't stop laughing 😂👏
Also at 1:15 did the god of darkness just pulled a Thanos 🤔
Pablo Hernandez no. A Megumin
Jokes asides, when you really look back at this and listen to her inner thoughts. You really do feel bad for Salem. Since at the end of the day all she really wanted was to be with Ozma, that's it. Kinda shows off how much of an asshole the Brothers are in the long run.
Lady was going through the stages of grief out of order. She was bargaining, and they gave him to her, then took him away, again and again. Then she moved on to anger. And they decide she shall be immortal and will never be with Oz. And now she is in the depression stage. Trying to kill herself over and over. Then she moves on to denial. She can't be immortal, because the Gods can still kill her. She will get them to kill her. But the gods kill *everyone else* instead. Even if they weren't involved. So now she is depressed again. And then when the world is remade, she just accepts that he is gone and she will never be with him.
*ONLY FOR THEM TO TURN AROUND AND BRING HIM BACK ANYWAY.*
"all she wanted was to be with Ozma"
so because of that, and despite doing NOTHING REMARKABLE HERSELF, she thought she deserved to have the laws of life and death broken for her, SPECIFICALLY?
I was half expecting the dark brother to scream "HELLO KIDS"
Edit: I've been given a heart? *I am h o n o r e d*
One hundred one likes and no dislikes, wonder how long that will last.
Eh...if Grimm Salem hates babies, how and why did she have four of them after she married Oz?
Seeing Oz again reignited her capacity to love. You can see it in her eyes when Oz first reincarnates and finds her again.
1:10 found the Megameme
Close, but she actually appears visually.
Crumbling Cube 1:15
Salem's immortality seems to mainly be physical, that is, regenerating from every mortal means to die such as acid, immolation, stabbing, etc.
Has anyone realized we have a way to suck out souls? If Salem only has physical immortality, we just need to suck out her soul, put it in something, put that something in a vault, and bam. Relatively simple. Thoughts?
I'm late but for one thing, a big issue there assuming that could work at all would be restraining her long enough to do the deed. Considering that whole complete immortality thing, it'd be a bitch to find a way of holding her down for even a whole minute. Unless you got Hazel to do *whatever it is* he did to only keep her down a few hour, I don't see much hope in keeping her from escaping.
@@Lucas61616 Failing restraint, you could throw her into space.
-No Grimm
-No Dust-based propulsion
-No air
-No gravity
Unless Salem knows how to levitate herself, she's not re-entering Remnant. I didn't want to mention it because how plausible is it you could throw someone to space in RWBY?
What the gods think
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cabboose reference
Hey can you guys Webby from duck tales 2017?
When can we see rvb thoughts?
Megumin........I see what you did there 😏
Edit: she hates babies ?!?!? how EVIL !!! every villain is lemons !!!
Truly these gods were kinda dicks
Wiping all humanity out for no reason
Ouchie Ouch
When you really think about it, Gods are really stupid
"I hate babies" NOT THE BABIES WHY THE BABIES I MEAN YOU MADE BABIES... I'm so sorry for my manners it's just that you kill your own babies... 😢
Yall said a bad word !!!
Oh fuck! Wait... said it again whoops.
You hate baby's but you had baby's
asking nicely? You lied to the purple god after the yellow one refused to revive Ozma for aforementioned reasons (see part 1 comment section for more details)
Yeah... And she still thinks she's the victim... Ok who hit her with the idiot stick?
CrystalOtaku93 she was justified. And the god of lights reasons turned out to be complete bullshit
I hear eksploison from kono suba wkwkwkwkwk
That Particular corner of the room is just the worst
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If you hate babies why did you have some after Ozma came back
Michael Daniels She started to defrost? I mean it WAS the last time we saw her smile from her heart.
Then everything came crashing down again.